WEBVTT - When in Rome 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:17.680 Guys, welcome to this episode of Hi. 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:19.480 Flogging with Aura. 0:00:19.600 --> 0:00:23.239 It's a purple aura going on lavender aura, meaning it's 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:28.440 like giving like creativity intuition. But he is also very practical, 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:30.600 which can be good, but it's also hindering him because 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:31.920 he doesn't follow rigid rules. 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:34.520 What you're doing is very good, but it can also 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:35.519 be very dangerous. 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:37.680 It could be very it could be very. 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:40.239 Thank you, and you guys are seeing the energy that's 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:42.480 coming off of me, the sexual energy. 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:44.360 Effect. 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:46.519 Yeah, Dream and k I have been talking about this 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:49.600 light refraction that his laptop is catching for the past 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:52.000 ten minutes and they're really trying to make it seem like. 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:54.600 By looking at that. 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:58.120 Aura, it's the halo effect, y'all know the halo effect? 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:00.760 Really? 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:05.480 What is that? Okay? So it's the idea that So 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:10.920 say you see a very conventionally attractive person and he says, oh, 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:14.200 I like playing video games. Well, when he tells people 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:17.120 that fun fact about himself, they're like, oh, what a 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:19.720 unique hobby for you to have, Like that is so 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:22.640 cool and special. But then if you go to a 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:25.759 chud chop hoe and they say they like playing video games, 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:29.000 they get called a nerd. And that's the halo effect. 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:31.520 It's just like anything you do is better because you 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:35.080 are conventionally attractive, typical black pill shit. It's popped back 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:38.160 up on my timeline ever since Clavicular got a nose job. 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:41.160 Actually for some reason, I didn see that, and I 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:44.520 only saw it because I, thank God knew I needed 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:45.000 to see that. 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:46.200 And it's him laid. 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:50.040 Out on the like him like laid out like this 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:53.760 for no surgery, like he's Jesus and Pop would have 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:57.720 kept commenting the raccoon being tortured and like the club. 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:00.400 Yes no. And he also is very are you like 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:03.040 Faggy not I'm not right now, like he's giving very 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:08.280 like prim petit like human growth horrmone cycle stopped obviously, 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:13.560 like we have the same build now, and I actually no, 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:13.919 I don't. 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:17.040 Well, you know, Cluvicular actually just got accepted to be 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:19.000 on the next season of Paul's Drag Race. 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:21.400 Oh my god. Really, but he's. 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:24.680 Going as a drag king, so like I'm a drag 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:25.880 queen or a comedy queen. 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:27.200 A looks queen. No comedy. 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:29.880 There not a comedy bone in that body, looks queen. 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:33.160 If put on the line to lip sync for his life. 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:37.240 I genuinely think Cluvicular would die because like, it's it's 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:37.720 all looks. 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:41.839 It's no, it's all looks, it's all drag king. Wait, 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:45.639 that's interesting though. So he's a boy dressing up as 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:48.280 a boy. But if you think about it in real life, 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:52.320 that's all men do in general, because but you're born 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:55.880 makeup or you're born naked, and everything else is made. 0:02:55.919 --> 0:03:03.000 What makeup naked and everything else is drag baby mama, Oh. 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:04.440 My gosh, are we going to talk about the fact 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:06.600 that we miss an episode without saying anything and it 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:08.960 was the start of Pride Month. That's kind of like, 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:11.160 that's not very good for us, that's not good for 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:11.680 our Like. 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:15.280 Wait, what wh whoa whoa whoa whoa both. Neither of 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:17.000 y'all wish me a fucking happy pride. 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:20.760 If we wished your happy pride, you would yell at us. 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:23.800 I actually, you know who wished me a happy pride 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:30.760 before you? Kai, your friends Tucker, Veronica, and Zach. They 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:32.880 wish me really, that's because. 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:35.480 You're nothing but a gay hold to them. Kai sees 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:38.160 you is more of like he sees you more than 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:39.360 your whole Well. 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:40.880 So I didn't even know that you were a day. 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:44.560 So well not well, that just does makes sense because 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:45.960 y'all play a game. 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:49.640 Oh shit, yeah no, when we fuck, it's not it's 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:51.240 like we're just like fucking around. 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:52.880 It's just like guys have to get that out of 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:54.080 their system. You guys are just. 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:59.680 Exactly kay is. In Rome, Roman soldiers famously banged each other. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:02.240 And you know what they say when in Rome and 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:05.600 when I think I've come to the conclusion that of 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:08.480 all European men, Italian men find me the. 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:11.400 Most repulsive, Like I am nothing but a boy. To them, 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:13.960 they're like, oh my, oh my god. She has still 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:14.800 pleasy on the eyes. 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:17.960 And when she opened her mouth, she's sounded like a boy. 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:20.200 She very faithy them. 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:25.520 Yeah, it literally is that she's very easy on ice. 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:29.080 And then she starts talking ya yapa, yapa, and so 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:32.440 much at boushit come out. She's very ugly now, she's 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:34.640 very ogly to the eyes. Now, like that's what I 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:37.520 feel like. It's like the second I show up, they're 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:41.400 like and then the second I start to speak for 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:48.280 more than ten minutes, they're like Americans do common all 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:49.720 shapes and size with some varieties. 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:52.039 This was boying hold on, let me put them in 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:55.560 your shirt. One second, like. 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:58.120 Six minutes into a Zoom episode. 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:04.240 Right now, I know what shirt this says, which is 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:05.080 that my sweater? 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:11.599 That's sure, It's literally not it's not your shirt. 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:13.880 It looks like it's choking you because you have like. 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:16.520 A collared shirt on underneath. 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:19.520 It looks like you're a pastor who got like gifted 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:20.479 a supreme shirt. 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:22.599 World Cup? 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:25.880 World Cup? Is anybody excited for the World Cup? 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:28.560 Not? 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:31.719 Really, are you? 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:31.839 No? 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:35.719 I just like watching like foreigners, like Explore America. Oh 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:39.720 my god. I saw some shit on TikTok last night 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:47.280 at four am of this middle of Russia Russian teenager 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:53.120 that has a hyper fashion niche obsession, hyper niche, hyper 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:57.560 niche fashion obsession with Southern Gothic, and for the first 0:05:57.600 --> 0:06:03.200 time ever, I felt what a semblance of what Japanese 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:08.599 people feel when people dress Japanese core or whatever. And 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:10.920 I was like, oh my god, like wait, this is 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:14.200 so crazy. Like the leather belts that they're wearing are 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:18.160 very obviously from Amazon, and they look like it, but 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:22.640 to them it's really giving like Southern Gothic, Like they 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:25.480 showed their belt collection, and honestly, it was kind of cute. 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:29.480 I was like, wait, ubsessed, Like well, it's kind of 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:33.719 like how finding out that other countries idealize like high 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:37.039 schools in America and like locker culture and like just 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:40.560 all of that. First of all, my school didn't even 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:43.919 have lockers, so bitch. I was fantasizing too, Like I 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:46.520 wanted a locker so bad. Something about having a locker 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:48.480 in school felt so dead serious. 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:53.760 Yeah, that's where I would hide my gun. I was 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:59.279 in Texas, baby, Oh, just literally unronically though, kids would 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:02.279 literally bring guns to school and they would just be 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:03.039 in their trucks. 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:08.240 By the way, that's crazy. 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:09.080 I know. 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:12.640 I'm not saying it's cool. It's like it's like it's 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:15.920 it's really insane. Also, we didn't we had lockers, but 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:18.440 we didn't use them. I don't know why. Like we 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:22.640 had every hall had lockers lining it, but not allowed 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:24.960 to use them. For some reason. I did get to 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:25.880 use them in. 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:30.640 Oh my god. 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:33.400 Not you're old enough to be forgetting like you're thinking 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:33.880 about it. 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:35.960 Let me think about it, Let me think about it. 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:39.400 I'm for real, like it's crazy. 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:44.640 I I loved having lockers in high school, but for 0:07:44.680 --> 0:07:47.160 some reason. What I remember, Oh, one time I was 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:49.800 next to my locker and this guy who was like 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:52.480 this huge asshole, bully guy. 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:53.920 His name was Nate. 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:57.360 He like came and shoved my friend up against the 0:07:57.880 --> 0:08:01.440 locker and he was like, well to my friend Jules, 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:04.000 And I was like, Okay, that's super weird. 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:07.280 Oh weird. But that's like the only thing that I remember. 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.480 And you didn't stand up for your friend, No I did. 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:14.120 I shoved him off. I'm taller than him. His name's Nate. 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:17.680 And then my other friend, I'm way harder too. Well, 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:18.840 that's not my opinion, that's. 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:20.440 Are you talking about euphoria? 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:24.560 His friend Rue? His friend Rue was addicted to drugs. 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:28.800 Yeah, my friend Rue was like really into pills. And 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:29.760 I had my friend. 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:32.560 And my friend Cat or his friend Cat was a 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:35.440 cam girl in high school. 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:39.160 Yeah, I went to a crazy high school. 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:41.720 He went to the epic high school. 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:43.319 I went to HBO High. 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:47.800 I graduated from San Levinson University. Now I know women 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:48.800 in sexual. 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:53.520 Connotations, yea yea. Well, y'all want to see what I 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:57.520 got in Mexico? What is that knowing? 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:01.080 When did you go to Mexico. 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:02.160 On the fucking cruise? 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:05.680 Oh my god, I forget that cruises go places. I'm 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:08.000 so confused. Where did that cruise go? Drew out on 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:08.880 a cruise? 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:13.320 Yeah, I just got back from a cruise yesterday and 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:14.960 it was fucking lit. 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:17.360 Oh did you end up enjoying yourself? 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:18.240 I did. 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:23.120 I got Zoe fran oh let let let let let let. 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:27.080 And I don't think I can show this one. We'll 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:35.400 blur it. Oh yes, baby, queen, Yes, yes I did. 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:43.720 The cruise was lit. I was. I wasn't dreading going. 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:46.240 I just was like, oh, like, I don't know if 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:48.920 this is my vibe right now. But then ultimately I 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:50.640 was like, when am I ever gonna be on a 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:54.040 vacation with every single one of my brothers and sisters, 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:58.240 their partners and their kids, Like I have to do this? 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:02.600 So ultimately ID decided to go, and it was quite 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:05.160 literally probably the best vacation I ever had. 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:07.800 An Oh my god, that's amazing. 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:11.360 Those sweet being with my family and getting rowdy with 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:15.320 them and like babysitting the nieces and nephews and hanging 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:21.000 out with everybody, and everyone was like so happy. Like 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:24.959 our last family vacation, we had like real big family dramas, 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:28.040 like revolving around cigarettes and not being able to smoke 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:32.160 on the plane and put people pushing each other the. 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:36.800 The what are you talking about? 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:41.920 Yeah, where are you serious? I'm gonna that's serious. One 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:44.480 of my siblings was like addicted to cigarettes at the time, 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:52.360 not anymore reform cigarette smoker. We she they couldn't smoke 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:58.000 on the airplane, which was obviously known, and then we 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:00.160 had to rush out of the airport and get in 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:04.000 our car to the hotel we were staying at. Then 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:07.680 there was no smoking on the hotel property, so then 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:11.000 they had to crash out to everyone and walk to 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:13.719 the end of the hotel property to smoke their cigarette. 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:17.559 And it was very dramatic and scary. But I was 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:21.480 also really young and I took a shot and it 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:21.880 was lit. 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:24.760 You were young and you took a shop. 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:27.319 Yeah, I was like fourteen and I took a shot 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:30.400 of alcohol with my parents in Mexico. 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:34.320 When in Mexico, Well, I feel like I had a 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:37.040 similar thing happened to me when I was traveling from 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:41.560 Italy to London. Both of my travel days in the 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:45.600 airport have been literally just bad luck of me getting 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:48.920 stuck in the airport from a leather delay for like 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:50.880 five hours. So I was stuck in the airport with 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:54.600 like no nicotine, no weed, and I like had what 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:55.240 I thought I. 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:58.680 Was doing without nicotine or weed in her book. 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:04.400 Ye, I have ever like beinged so hard in the 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:09.559 London airport. I went and like Ransey, it wasn't he 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:13.120 throw We landed in a random but place like forty 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:17.640 minutes south of London. Oh no, literally, we were in 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:20.079 the fucking Wizard's coach and I bought a vape in 0:12:20.120 --> 0:12:22.400 the airport and I felt so disgusting and it was 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:24.480 apple flavor and I, yeah. 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:29.480 Are you gonna get me mango? And lds? 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:33.440 Oh my gosh, y'all, I'm in London and there's mint, 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:37.680 there's mint jewelpods. I haven't seen mango because they have 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:39.880 a jewel to device. 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:43.280 That shit's but they dropped the jewel too, No, the. 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:45.760 Gone so long they dropped a jewel too, and I 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:48.040 didn't notice, Like damn, well. 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:50.480 Guys, I have an insane story to tell you about 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:53.560 where I already told Kai. But I have an insane 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:59.040 story to tell you about the cruise really like low low, low, 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:02.400 low lows on my end, and I'm embarrassed that my 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:04.719 mom is going to hear this, but I'm also like. 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:08.600 Whatever, what did you do? 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:18.360 So it's a hot girl. 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:22.199 Summer, Yes, yes, yes, yes girl summer. 0:13:23.440 --> 0:13:28.920 So I decided to treat summer as become a hot girl. 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:34.679 And one thing led to another. I met someone on 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:40.400 the boat through an app that I haven't had downloaded 0:13:40.440 --> 0:13:42.040 on my phone into. 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:44.280 You You're an app that makes connecting to other people 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:45.240 super simple. 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:50.719 Andy that I downloaded the Madonna app and it was 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:57.600 really cool. And there were three people on the boat 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:01.600 that yeah on the app because we were also in 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:05.960 the middle of the Gulf of Mexico, so like, maybe 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:09.440 they're better not be more than three people out there, like, oh, 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:17.439 the gays are drowning, the buck eyes are swimming. Also, 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:18.640 it's Pride months. 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:21.800 I know, Well, that's why you got a free download. 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:23.840 They actually you know how when you got the iPhone 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:26.760 a certain year, they put to YouTube on your phone. 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:28.360 If you've got have an iPhone this. 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:31.480 Year, they put the Grinder app on your phone for pride. 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:34.120 So if you find the Grinder app on your significant 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:37.400 others phone this month, listen, Apple did it. 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:40.840 It wasn't that And that's what happened to me. I 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:43.320 would never download that app. I would never betray you 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:43.720 like that. 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.880 You're very faithful for a slut husband. 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:54.760 He exactly noticing so and me with this guy, and 0:14:55.080 --> 0:15:00.600 the vibes are immediately like weird, the energy like very 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:05.200 dark sighted, but you know, see it through, guts to 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:10.560 see it through, and we did our deed, and there 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:16.120 was no penetration. No penetration, thank god. But he was 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:24.160 really weird about discretion, which typically means they're hiding something 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:29.040 from someone. But that's none of my fucking business. I 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:33.200 had no reason to believe anything was fishy was going on, 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:37.320 and so I just went through with it. Well, obviously 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:40.920 I'm on a cruise ship, so I'm gonna see this 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:45.040 person twenty five more times on the boat. Well, the 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:49.920 next day after hooking up, I see him on the 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:54.040 boat and I see him with a ring on his finger, 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:56.880 and I was like, oh, maybe it's a gay guy 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:59.400 in an open relationship. That's like a thing, right, And 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:08.800 then I see a wife, and then I see two children, 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:16.120 and I immediately was like, oh, this is maybe the 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:19.200 worst I've ever felt in my entire life. But it's 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:21.600 not my fault. I had no idea. I had no 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:26.480 idea the way he turned bright red Well. Then I 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:30.200 go to the Madonna app and I go and check 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:36.400 and see if he had said anything. And I was 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:40.320 honestly gonna like like put him on blast because I 0:16:40.400 --> 0:16:44.200 literally was like, oh, like this is crazy, Like, don't 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:46.520 do that to me, don't make me feel guilty. And 0:16:46.680 --> 0:16:49.880 ya not even twelve hours later I opened the app, 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:53.320 hadn't opened it all day. Nineteen messages from this guy, 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:57.160 and I'm going to go through and read them. Drew 0:16:57.680 --> 0:17:00.560 to fifty nine pm. I think you just walk past 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:03.440 me three zero two pm. If it was you, I 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:05.639 only saw you from the back. The bartender was bringing 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:07.560 me some beer and I was signing their receipt. Do 0:17:07.640 --> 0:17:10.080 you have a cap, khaki shorts and a great or 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:10.840 white T shirt? 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:11.960 On? I did? 0:17:12.200 --> 0:17:14.520 Five oh eight pm. We are going to a show 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:17.040 at ten fifteen in Studio B, and I think I'm 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:19.080 going to try to stay there for the night club tonight. 0:17:19.080 --> 0:17:22.480 If you want to join me. Six fourteen, What you doing? 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:25.960 Six thirty five? I'm free until ten fifteen, and I'll 0:17:25.960 --> 0:17:30.040 be free again starting at eleven fifteen. Six forty cry the. 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:32.600 Bark is happening from ten fifteen to eleven fifteen. 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:33.680 I don't know. 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:37.040 His wife is out with her friends. 0:17:37.080 --> 0:17:41.720 I'm like, literally like why literally six fifty four are 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:44.840 you in your room? I need to see you seven twelve. 0:17:45.040 --> 0:17:48.280 I'm sitting where we met pretty bummed out tonight because 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:50.360 by the way, we met in the smoking section on 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:53.240 deck four, and when we met up, he was like 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:56.320 like shaking boots down, like he was freaking the fuck out, 0:17:56.440 --> 0:17:59.320 and I would just reiterated a billion times. I was like, girl, 0:17:59.359 --> 0:18:01.520 if you're like wanting to do this, like we don't 0:18:01.520 --> 0:18:03.159 have to, and he was like, no, I have to 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:05.080 do it, and I was like, no, you don't. He 0:18:05.160 --> 0:18:07.439 was like if he was like, I'm still gaming if 0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:09.280 you're a game and I was like, okay, well I'm 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:11.520 gonna head to my room, and he was like this 0:18:11.560 --> 0:18:14.040 is where I should have been like wait, what is 0:18:14.080 --> 0:18:16.000 going on? Because he was like, I'm gonna follow really 0:18:16.119 --> 0:18:18.680 far behind you. Just bolt the door. And that's where 0:18:18.720 --> 0:18:21.719 I should have been like, hmmm, why are you following 0:18:21.720 --> 0:18:24.520 far behind me? What are you hiding? But I didn't 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:24.760 do that. 0:18:24.840 --> 0:18:26.600 But also, I feel like it's such a hard thing 0:18:26.640 --> 0:18:28.560 to navigate because there are a lot of people who 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:32.440 genuinely are just like flawsted in general. So it's just 0:18:32.520 --> 0:18:35.199 like it's like the game of cruising is like you 0:18:35.280 --> 0:18:36.080 really are just. 0:18:36.000 --> 0:18:40.080 Like cruising on a cruise. Then he sends me a 0:18:40.119 --> 0:18:43.880 snapchat code, and then he's at seven sixteen seven Fuck 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:47.080 at the snapchat code he begs. He begged me to 0:18:47.160 --> 0:18:49.920 download snapchat, and I was like, bitch, I am not 0:18:50.080 --> 0:18:53.240 making a fucking snapchat Like I am twenty eight years old. 0:18:53.400 --> 0:18:54.800 Yeah, I am brown as shit. 0:18:55.160 --> 0:18:58.320 He's thirty six with a Snapchat. I'm like, whoa, what 0:18:58.440 --> 0:19:02.080 is going on? Seven twenty five. I need to be 0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:05.200 with you again. Eight oh nine crying emoji? 0:19:05.359 --> 0:19:07.160 What the fuck did that cookie do to him? 0:19:07.240 --> 0:19:07.440 Bit? 0:19:07.640 --> 0:19:10.480 That's what I'm saying. I'm sorry for bothering you man. 0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:15.200 Eight fifteen Have I made you mad? Nine eighteen Are 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:18.879 we meeting up tonight? Nine fifty six guests not crying? 0:19:19.359 --> 0:19:21.879 Ten oh five I'm back on deck four trying to 0:19:21.960 --> 0:19:26.359 drown out my mind. Oh my god. Ten twenty five 0:19:26.560 --> 0:19:29.719 are you awake? Ten thirty nine wish I could come 0:19:29.760 --> 0:19:32.560 over dot dot dot ten fifty one. We got to 0:19:32.600 --> 0:19:34.800 meet up several times today since it's the last day 0:19:34.800 --> 0:19:37.040 and we won't ever see each other again. And at 0:19:37.040 --> 0:19:40.320 this point nineteen messages. I finally open the app again 0:19:40.720 --> 0:19:44.800 and I just do like a thumbs up on the message. 0:19:45.760 --> 0:19:53.920 Then we go to sleep. Nothing happens. Six eighteen am. 0:19:53.920 --> 0:19:57.639 Did you finish setting up Snapchat? Nine oh eight am? 0:19:57.720 --> 0:20:01.399 Where are you at? Ten forty five? I am? What 0:20:01.440 --> 0:20:03.520 you doing, handsome? I'm about to go sit on deck 0:20:03.520 --> 0:20:06.879 four where we met. Eleven thirty four am. Want to 0:20:06.880 --> 0:20:10.800 do something? Eleven thirty seven AM. I need two things 0:20:10.840 --> 0:20:14.760 from you. Ten forty am. Is your Snapchat name on? 0:20:15.280 --> 0:20:18.359 Or is your name on Snapchat? Oliver? No? 0:20:18.840 --> 0:20:19.080 What? 0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:23.160 Twelve forty four pm. You must not want to meet 0:20:23.240 --> 0:20:26.520 up again? And this is where it gets really fucking 0:20:26.560 --> 0:20:27.800 crazy by this, What. 0:20:28.040 --> 0:20:28.520 Do you mean? 0:20:28.600 --> 0:20:30.040 Then it keeps going because. 0:20:29.800 --> 0:20:33.560 It gets crazy. No, it gets crazy. It gets so crazy. 0:20:33.600 --> 0:20:34.439 Are you mad at me? 0:20:35.520 --> 0:20:40.760 It gets so fucking crazy. Bro. So this is the 0:20:40.840 --> 0:20:42.920 day that I left the boat to go to college. 0:20:42.960 --> 0:20:45.120 Oh yes, because he said it's our last day and 0:20:45.160 --> 0:20:46.960 we need to meet up a bunch of times, which 0:20:46.960 --> 0:20:49.439 is also crazy to say when you've met up once 0:20:49.520 --> 0:20:53.040 and then didn't respond to the next ninety hours. 0:20:53.040 --> 0:20:54.920 Oh my god, it's our last day together. We need 0:20:54.960 --> 0:20:55.560 to go crazy. 0:20:55.600 --> 0:20:57.400 We need to meet up several times. 0:20:59.560 --> 0:21:03.600 Must be several times in one day, bitch, what are 0:21:03.600 --> 0:21:06.080 gonna eighteen times today? 0:21:06.240 --> 0:21:09.199 I know, I know, I know he literally fell in 0:21:09.200 --> 0:21:12.680 love with him. He did, I know, that's magical. 0:21:12.880 --> 0:21:14.120 Boudrew on him. 0:21:14.040 --> 0:21:18.200 Budro eight. So this is the day we leave Cosmo. 0:21:18.440 --> 0:21:20.800 This is the day I got all of those prescription 0:21:20.880 --> 0:21:24.879 medications and flew him back. Trett Nooen and valcour or 0:21:26.000 --> 0:21:30.399 Zofran and my family decided to like go and go 0:21:30.480 --> 0:21:34.520 to this like random beach on Cosmo. You had to 0:21:34.520 --> 0:21:37.000 get into like an uber that was like twenty minutes long, 0:21:37.560 --> 0:21:40.000 get off the boat walk. It was like probably forty 0:21:40.040 --> 0:21:41.600 five minutes to get to this beach, but it was 0:21:41.600 --> 0:21:44.439 really nice. It was all inclusive if you bought like 0:21:44.480 --> 0:21:47.200 the pass. And we just like we're planning on laying at. 0:21:47.119 --> 0:21:49.000