Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini episode.
Speaker 2: At night, I dream of you. I want to be
Speaker 2: a lady bab Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My
Speaker 2: Mama told me. Oh, let me. It's not gonna pick
Speaker 2: up the slack phe Nope, nope, you had a chance,
Speaker 2: and and you blew it. The the podcast it dives
Speaker 2: deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and propile
Speaker 2: Neither of us are doing great this week. No, I'm
Speaker 2: not even gonna fit. I'm not gonna finish the intro.
Speaker 2: It's it's some other fucking mini episode.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness. We're just trying over here. We're trying.
Speaker 3: It is a motherfucking mini episode. And you're hearing my
Speaker 3: voice and this is not like hermit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you like that? Langston is at a
Speaker 2: sidewalk moonwalk sideways moonwalking class. He does it for exercise,
Speaker 2: very similar to a lot of you and your room
Speaker 2: buss and whatnot. And he left us Olivia and I
Speaker 2: to hold down the floor and read an email. And
Speaker 2: I'm I'm excited. This is this is a lot of Olivia.
Speaker 2: How do you feel about it?
Speaker 3: I'm feeling all right. I mean, I don't. I mean,
Speaker 3: first off, I just want to say how awesome the
Speaker 3: live show was this past Sunday.
Speaker 2: And oh it was very good. A lot of very
Speaker 2: off colored jokes.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, And I had people come up to me
Speaker 3: and man, this might be something you and Langston got
Speaker 3: to talk about. But they were like, Olivia, we're so
Speaker 3: glad that you're the researcher and you can rain them in.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, what, what the what the hell is that?
Speaker 2: Also, first of all, I need you to understand, if
Speaker 2: you're listening, and I know that I speak Lamba Apple Likeston,
Speaker 2: I can't be contained. I can't be managed exactly. I
Speaker 2: have no manager Langston too. Yeah, you cut out some
Speaker 2: stuff that we say that is probably a little too
Speaker 2: aggressive for the public.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But at the same time, it's like, how often
Speaker 3: I think the thing that threw me off was people
Speaker 3: being like, oh, the researcher, the researcher, And I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't think Langston would appreciate if people are calling
Speaker 3: me the researcher because he's.
Speaker 2: The main guy doing He would not it would hurt
Speaker 2: his feelings. Uh yeah, No, that's I don't like the
Speaker 2: idea that they look at you as some kind of
Speaker 2: a you're a third part in this equally as problematic.
Speaker 3: Yes, I will say I take part of that. I
Speaker 3: think the best way to describe it as way back
Speaker 3: when we talked about the blow of it all, as
Speaker 3: how we described each other. I think you two dubbed
Speaker 3: me the bagheera of the group, which I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 3: that seems fair, Like that's fair.
Speaker 2: But you're still a Christiananigan's you love the club? I do?
Speaker 2: I do? I do?
Speaker 3: I do love the club. Okay, contact After some fun
Speaker 3: Shenanigans at JFL, I did make a proclamation of how
Speaker 3: much I do love the club, and I think I
Speaker 3: still do to this day.
Speaker 2: I think it's great that you love the clubs love
Speaker 2: we all love the club. Yeah, that's one thing people
Speaker 2: will get from this podcast. You want to listen to
Speaker 2: three mid to late thirties people who still love the club.
Speaker 2: My mama told me exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And to that part, I can't be contained, just
Speaker 3: like a club girl will always be a club girl,
Speaker 3: and you just can't shake that out no matter the age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rat's gonna rat. Here's my question. Here's my question
Speaker 2: about the club. Before we get into the email have
Speaker 2: you ever? This is I like the club too, but
Speaker 2: I've never been like a take something off in the club,
Speaker 2: Like I never take off my shoes or like the
Speaker 2: top shirt or something like that. I always wanted to be
Speaker 2: a take it off in the club.
Speaker 3: I get Okay, I can see that. I okay, personally,
Speaker 3: I've never been taken off at the club, but I've
Speaker 3: witnessed them and they do have like a really like
Speaker 3: sense good sense of like a good time and the
Speaker 3: aura is there for them, like this isn't their first
Speaker 3: time doing this.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful, It's beautiful. I gotta take it off, but
Speaker 2: I'm still gonna stay in the club.
Speaker 3: Do you know what you would take off?
Speaker 2: Oh? In a perfect world.
Speaker 3: It's a perfect, perfect world.
Speaker 2: Perfect world. Okay, here's how I come in. I have
Speaker 2: a what do you call you're not supposed to call
Speaker 2: a white beeter on one? What do you call it?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 3: Isn't it a white tea white tank?
Speaker 2: Okay? I come in. I have a white tank. I
Speaker 2: have a button up over it right, Okay, this is
Speaker 2: a Caribbean club or island rhythms.
Speaker 3: Okay, like dance all night?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, I start and I'm dancing. I noticed
Speaker 2: I get sweaty. I I'm button it and then I button.
Speaker 2: Now it's open and flowing. Then it comes off completely
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like moving it in
Speaker 2: the air, you know. Okay, and then by the end
Speaker 2: of the night it's around my neck almost like a
Speaker 2: cooling towel.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: And I'm just in a take took.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm digging that. And I assume, like this button up,
Speaker 3: like it's definitely like predetermined or is it kind of
Speaker 3: like a wild card, like it just depends.
Speaker 2: It will fit the moment. Okay. Maybe it's a part
Speaker 2: of a set. Maybe I'm wearing like a short set,
Speaker 2: like a colorful short set.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: And then like a sneaker with no sock type of situation,
Speaker 2: no sock in the clothes, or I wear those I
Speaker 2: wear the low socks, but it looks like no sock
Speaker 2: got it because my feet it does too much damage
Speaker 2: to like a raw Nike. Yeah, you have to have
Speaker 2: like a barrier.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to keep those in checks, the like
Speaker 3: the good Nikes and all that, and don't want to
Speaker 3: ruin them in any way.
Speaker 2: And you know, if you're wearing ones, they get to
Speaker 2: stink in air Force one. After a while, you just
Speaker 2: have to throw them out because they get bad, even
Speaker 2: if you kept them clean. But anyways, we're not here
Speaker 2: to discuss how clean or dirty you keep your ones.
Speaker 2: We got an email that we're going to read, right, Yeah, i'll.
Speaker 3: Have you kick it off. But this comes from a
Speaker 3: listener named Evan, and yeah, I'll throw it to you
Speaker 3: BORI to read it.
Speaker 2: I guess I gotta do everything around here. Uh, I
Speaker 2: was gonna for the rest of this.
Speaker 3: I don't want this podcast to turn out where I
Speaker 3: end up taking it over. I gotta I gotta play
Speaker 3: that producer role. I gotta be like, hey, this is
Speaker 3: you and Langston's thing. I'm here to like bring in
Speaker 3: things when necessary because we don't. We don't want to
Speaker 3: one off to happen where it ends up beet that.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, right, okay, that's fair. But just know if
Speaker 2: you want to, you can take your shoes off in
Speaker 2: the club.
Speaker 3: All right, get right. I think my my husband would say,
Speaker 3: don't encourage her.
Speaker 2: You should tell him to take his shirt off in
Speaker 2: the club.
Speaker 3: I will, I will next time.
Speaker 2: I feel like you could trick him into it. I
Speaker 2: feel like you can get in there.
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Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Let me read this email. It is from Evan and says, hey, Lang,
Speaker 2: Sin and David. I guess that's an okay address. This
Speaker 2: is definitely not from my mom's because she's the sweetest
Speaker 2: woman alive and would never have a theory about the
Speaker 2: way people die. But I've heard this saying they come
Speaker 2: in threes in reference to celebrities deaths. Then this happened,
Speaker 2: and with other celebrity deaths recently, it was top of mind.
Speaker 2: What do y'all think? And he shows us set Eleanor Coppola,
Speaker 2: Roberto Covali, and Robert McNeil, which he co anchored a
Speaker 2: PBS evening newscast. I don't know if that's a celebrity.
Speaker 3: First we got to define, like what is celebrity? Are
Speaker 3: these celebrities?
Speaker 2: And this isn't me shooting on PBS news. I love
Speaker 2: PBS News like well, and I mean I like their
Speaker 2: actual news. Shout out to Judy Oh actually, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: Judy Woodruff is on there. You me shall Sindor I
Speaker 2: think is her name. I probably butchered it. There's some
Speaker 2: good I like. I like non biased news. That's not
Speaker 2: the point. What I'm saying is I My mom says
Speaker 2: this too. By the way, do you is this a
Speaker 2: Do they have this in Latino culture.
Speaker 3: And Latino No, We're just highly superstitious, so we think
Speaker 3: like it's a calling from God or it's either having
Speaker 3: this is the complicated thing about Latinos. We have very
Speaker 3: close connection. Shit, this is a new segment, complicated issues
Speaker 3: in the Latino community.
Speaker 2: Your own Latino corner. I'm taking over the whole show
Speaker 2: like they do our jobs. But you can have your
Speaker 2: own corner, all.
Speaker 3: Right, all right, I will say, Okay, So the complicated
Speaker 3: things that we have is like we're most of us
Speaker 3: can't say all Latinos, but most are Catholics, most have
Speaker 3: been raised like with Catholicism. But also we also have
Speaker 3: that like brew ha like energy, like craft. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: it's like thinking about it as a community as a whole.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's like we look at threes, but
Speaker 3: we definitely are like looking at signs that could be
Speaker 3: signaling like a death to becoming or like even reviewing
Speaker 3: the signs after a death. Those those are things I
Speaker 3: think we're more in tuned with versus three consecutive deaths,
Speaker 3: if that makes sense.
Speaker 2: That makes sense to me. I think it's mad easy
Speaker 2: to see because this is what happens. I think that
Speaker 2: two people die or or one person dies, and you
Speaker 2: start looking for it, and then the timing gets loose
Speaker 2: and then you start being like, oh, I mean famous
Speaker 2: to me, I think that people die all the time.
Speaker 2: That's a fact.
Speaker 3: That's a fact. People die a free day.
Speaker 2: People get shot every day by And I think that, like,
Speaker 2: I think that, like it becomes really easy to be
Speaker 2: hyper focused on it because it doesn't come in threes.
Speaker 2: It comes into quads or quinns. If you're at tracking
Speaker 2: every person a note who dies, it's constant. It's a
Speaker 2: constant stream. You can always pick three. So as much
Speaker 2: as I like this idea, I think, if I were,
Speaker 2: I have to say so, I think that it's like,
Speaker 2: it's not so much that people die in threes as
Speaker 2: much as people die. You pay attention in threes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you pay attention. I feel like also, three is
Speaker 3: an odd number to I think people make more sense
Speaker 3: of odd numbers versus even numbers too, when like thinking
Speaker 3: of like a consecutive order to happen.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: I also think if we're talking about numbers, odd numbers
Speaker 2: are way more magical than even numbers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right true.
Speaker 2: There's nothing for ough. Yeah, get it away from me.
Speaker 2: That's the most normal ast number. Oh you just reason
Speaker 2: in two groups and two too easy? But five the
Speaker 2: fuck's going on? Why is it shaped like that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I agree, with that completely. I will say like for
Speaker 3: the groups of deaths, there's definitely been like celebrity deaths
Speaker 3: where one has taken like more attention from the other.
Speaker 3: The one that first came to mind to me was
Speaker 3: when Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died, because I believe
Speaker 3: Sarah Fawcett died first, and like within twenty four hours,
Speaker 3: Michael Jackson died and everyone just like forgot about Sarah Fawcett.
Speaker 2: I didn't until I thought she was alive, until just now.
Speaker 2: I didn't really I remember because I've been thinking about
Speaker 2: her because Langston pulled up with those bangs.
Speaker 3: That's true. Oh my gosh. If you all haven't seen
Speaker 3: it now, Okay, well we know that. David earlier said
Speaker 3: that he was at a moonwalking side moonwalking class. In reality,
Speaker 3: he's been he's been working on John Mulaney's show Everybody's
Speaker 3: in La which it's so funny and like hilarious. And
Speaker 3: what David is referencing to is literally Langston did a
Speaker 3: segment about Terrence Howard.
Speaker 2: Yeah to that. Yeah, And you know what I love
Speaker 2: about you know what I love about it is that
Speaker 2: that's the best part about Langston. I feel like as
Speaker 2: soon as he saw that wig, he was like, I
Speaker 2: gotta get in there.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, Like he hit up the producer and was like,
Speaker 3: tell hair and makeup, they need to make this wig now.
Speaker 2: And then it's like, where is the wig now? It's
Speaker 2: in his home?
Speaker 3: Is at his home?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I was gonna say the wig is absolutely in his home.
Speaker 3: I'm sure Nicky has to hide the wig so Langston
Speaker 3: doesn't get a hold of it.
Speaker 2: Oh do you think he gets like wig crazy where
Speaker 2: it's like like, oh, it started out his fun role play,
Speaker 2: but now it's like, maybe you're too late to Terrence Howard.
Speaker 3: I can maybe see that happening. I can see that happening.
Speaker 2: I mean we got to do an episode where he
Speaker 2: puts it on, right. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I feel like that's got to be like when
Speaker 3: you're back in Los Angeles, he has to put that
Speaker 3: wig back on, and you too, do like a podcast record.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to wear a costume, but I
Speaker 2: would like hear no.
Speaker 3: No, you wouldn't have to, but we would make Langston
Speaker 3: put on that way. Okay, yeah, yeah, these are just
Speaker 3: ideas we're throwing around. If the listeners the Little Mamas
Speaker 3: are feeling it, you know, hit us up over email
Speaker 3: and we'll make it happen. We'll make it happen perfect.
Speaker 2: And if you want me to wear something, go fuck yourself. No,
Speaker 2: I would wear a costume. I would wear a costume
Speaker 2: for you. I appreciate you all. And uh, I think
Speaker 2: we did it. Yeah, I think we did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as we're like, did we do this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we did.
Speaker 3: I think we overall are like it's purely coincidental when
Speaker 3: celebrity deaths happen because celebrities are so much in our pergia,
Speaker 3: Like anytime we look at our phone, anytime we turn
Speaker 3: into the news, celebrity like news is there and it's
Speaker 3: always in the forefront of our mind. People know, like
Speaker 3: the US is a big celebrity like news consumer. So
Speaker 3: with that, it's like, oh, this is such a weird,
Speaker 3: like irotic thing happening of like celebrities dying in three
Speaker 3: But also at the same time, I think a further
Speaker 3: discussion is like, what do you consider a celebrity?
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, And once again I do want to say
Speaker 2: I don't want to shit on PBS News shout out
Speaker 2: to you mischel Sindor. I think I said her name
Speaker 2: wrong earlier. I felt bad about that. I love what
Speaker 2: you're doing over there, love that they have a black
Speaker 2: person on BBS News. Also, Judy Woodreff, I love you anyways.
Speaker 3: Most informed. I feel like you're the most informed person that.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's hilarious. I'd rather have this conversation before
Speaker 2: I have to out how ill informed I am.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, we'll wrap this. We'll wrap this
Speaker 3: baby up.
Speaker 2: Olivia. Would you like to tell people what they could
Speaker 2: find you?
Speaker 3: Oh, you'll find me here in my chair producing podcasts. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean like I produced. My mama told me, and
Speaker 3: it's one of my favorite shows to produce. And you
Speaker 3: know you can find me on social media. I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna plug it, but you can find me on social media.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we tager it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you tag me, it's there.
Speaker 2: If you could find that ex boyfriend, you could find Olivia.
Speaker 3: I promise absolutely. Also, I want to include it would
Speaker 3: be remiss if I didn't mention our amazing editor, Justin Smith.
Speaker 3: He makes sures that we get all our episodes up
Speaker 3: on the feed on time. He also does some research
Speaker 3: as well to make sure editing is flowing and making
Speaker 3: sure Linkston and David's voices are fine tuned. Soultiter you
Speaker 3: whatever you think or what you I guess what you
Speaker 3: end up consuming from this podcast And on the next
Speaker 3: mini episode we will have him on to discuss more
Speaker 3: emails with David and myself and it will be one
Speaker 3: mini episode you don't want to miss. And how about you?
Speaker 3: What do you have to plug?
Speaker 2: Oh? You know what, I would love it if you
Speaker 2: would sign up for my Patreon. I'm dropping my one
Speaker 2: hour self produced special. It's called Birth of a Nation
Speaker 2: with a G I'm taking it back.
Speaker 3: Hi, I love it. I love it so much.
Speaker 2: Oh wait till you see the poster. Also going to
Speaker 2: be available on the Patreon patreons for free. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: drop it on there. I got bonus content and backstage
Speaker 2: and some old product projects that I've done on there.
Speaker 2: So go to patreon dot com. Backslash David Bori, D
Speaker 2: A V I, D G B O R I E
Speaker 2: and Cool Guy Jokes on eighty seven on Instagram. Follow
Speaker 2: Langston as well at Sideways Moonwalk Forever on Instagram. No
Speaker 2: lang Sykurtman on all platforms, and uh yeah, I'm not
Speaker 2: great at the ends.
Speaker 3: No, it's it's all right, I mean, and how we
Speaker 3: all sign off? I feel like it's Langston saying bye.
Speaker 2: Bitch, Yeah, you do it, you want to do it?
Speaker 3: All right, I'll do it. I'll do I've been waiting
Speaker 3: for this moment.
Speaker 2: But do your best Lengthston impression.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, No, I'm not gonna come on.
Speaker 2: It's not racist. You're Latino, Matino.
Speaker 3: It's all Latino. If you want to send us your drops,
Speaker 3: your conspiracies, the reason why or what who you consider
Speaker 3: a celebrity is email us at Mamma pod at gmail
Speaker 3: dot com. Well, I think that's it, By bitch.
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