1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:01,599 Speaker 1: You don't know. 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:10,480 Speaker 2: Confession. I can't take back Earl Army good mouse speaker. 3 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 3: And normally we'd start this off by reading a text 4 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,960 Speaker 3: message confession from a listener on our textboard at seventy 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,160 Speaker 3: five to nine too, Yeah. 6 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:19,400 Speaker 1: What are we doing instead? Are you just going to 7 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:20,079 Speaker 1: confess something? 8 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:24,200 Speaker 3: I have no secrets book. I'm an open book. 9 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:24,639 Speaker 4: You know that. 10 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:26,480 Speaker 3: Now we're going to do it a little bit different 11 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 3: today because somebody actually left us a voicemail confession on 12 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,839 Speaker 3: our answering machine. 13 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:33,240 Speaker 2: Yeah. 14 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,160 Speaker 3: I don't think they really expected us to actually play 15 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:36,640 Speaker 3: it on the show, but we're gonna go ahead and 16 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 3: give this a shot. 17 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,760 Speaker 5: Here it is, Hey, Brooke and Jeffrey. My name is Ges. 18 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,879 Speaker 5: I just wanted to give you a message telling you 19 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:51,080 Speaker 5: about my masked speaker confession. You don't have to change 20 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:53,199 Speaker 5: my voice or anything. I just wanted to tell you 21 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 5: guys this. It's kind of funny. So years ago, I 22 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:00,200 Speaker 5: was at work and I got one of those like 23 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:04,800 Speaker 5: emails from a deposed Nigerian prince you know who needs 24 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 5: your money. And I was bored, and I wondered what 25 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 5: happens if I just like actually responded to this, and 26 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 5: I did, and then there was this like back and 27 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 5: forth between me and this random, you know, Nigerian prince, 28 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,679 Speaker 5: and I was telling him like, I have a lot 29 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,280 Speaker 5: of money that I could give you, but I'm not 30 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 5: sending you any money until I one hundred percent know 31 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:30,679 Speaker 5: you're legit, so I need you to send me money first. 32 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 5: And so eventually I actually got the Nigerian guy to 33 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:41,240 Speaker 5: wire me four hundred dollars and it came through, and 34 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 5: I was like, oh my god, like this actually worked. 35 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:46,520 Speaker 5: Like I may have to start like a new business 36 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 5: where I start scamming the scammers, but after that, I 37 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:53,560 Speaker 5: just go to them. Anyway, I love your guys' show. 38 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 5: I don't know if you guys even hear this, but 39 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,520 Speaker 5: I appreciate you. Bye. 40 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,600 Speaker 3: Oh my god, awesome. 41 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,080 Speaker 1: Why am I worried that someone actually gave her their 42 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:03,840 Speaker 1: life savings? 43 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 5: Yeah? 44 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 2: I know. 45 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 3: Watch that turns out to be the one legitimate Nigerian 46 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:12,600 Speaker 3: prince suit was actually deposed. He really did need help. 47 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 3: It's actually pretty funny. 48 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 5: Well now voicemail version, Yeah, me too, but. 49 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,000 Speaker 3: We got to keep it moving. To our caller who's 50 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 3: been waiting on the phone wanting to come clean. He's 51 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 3: chosen Prince Amika Obi. It is his fake name. I'm 52 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:30,760 Speaker 3: just kidding. He's chosen Perry not a very Nigerian sounding name. 53 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,120 Speaker 4: Understand you thought he was a prince. 54 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, but how much money you need? 55 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,520 Speaker 3: Red perry Man, Welcome to the show. 56 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:42,760 Speaker 4: Hey, that would be the Nigerian prince. 57 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:43,079 Speaker 2: Yeah. 58 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 4: Hey, what's up? 59 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 3: Calling for Nigeria? 60 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 2: What's uh? 61 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:48,480 Speaker 3: Hey Perry Man, thanks for being on with us. Your 62 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 3: voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever 63 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,959 Speaker 3: you're ready, we want to hear your confession. 64 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 2: Okay, well I used to work security at a casino. 65 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:04,639 Speaker 1: That's the exciting Yeah, tell us, tell us. 66 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,040 Speaker 2: Oh, so they had a vault in a secured area 67 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:10,640 Speaker 2: where they kept the majority of the house money. 68 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,840 Speaker 1: Okay, eleven, what happened? 69 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:18,799 Speaker 2: But that room wasn't that big. So we ever had 70 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:23,440 Speaker 2: a really busy weekend and the house did really well. 71 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 2: They didn't know where to store the extra money they 72 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 2: brought in. 73 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:32,079 Speaker 1: Oh, you're like the trunk of my car there. 74 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 3: I've got a bunch of pockets right here. 75 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:34,639 Speaker 2: You get here. 76 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good idea. 77 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 2: Okay. 78 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 3: So that they did have a vault, the vault was 79 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,760 Speaker 3: small and sometimes it couldn't fit all the money. And 80 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 3: that's what you're saying, like a big weekend. 81 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, like you actually could not physically fit all the 82 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 2: money into our actual. 83 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 1: Wow, is this a secret that we get is what 84 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: they did with the extra overflow money? 85 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 2: Yeah? Ok then only two people know about this. 86 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, we're on the inner casino circle now. 87 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 2: They would actually store the extra cash in this dinghy, 88 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 2: like this cruddy shed out in the middle of the 89 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 2: parking lot looking nobody nobody ever would suspect it that 90 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,719 Speaker 2: they were keeping anything in there except maybe trash or drunk. 91 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 2: But there was bags of money. And are you. 92 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:34,560 Speaker 1: Kidding the dude, that's so risky, because what if there's 93 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,159 Speaker 1: a snitch like you out there? 94 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:45,919 Speaker 4: You know, there's a hurricane, Yeah, a money storm for 95 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:47,159 Speaker 4: everybody's money. 96 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:51,360 Speaker 2: Nato. It's so true though, because I mean there would 97 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:58,400 Speaker 2: any given time there was literally millions of dollars inside 98 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:02,039 Speaker 2: and it was just it's just some cheap pad lot, 99 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:05,280 Speaker 2: a couple of cameras in the parking lot. 100 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:06,039 Speaker 1: That's it. 101 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,359 Speaker 2: Nothing, nothing bad ever happened. 102 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:11,600 Speaker 1: Were you ever tempted to steal it yourself and just 103 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,200 Speaker 1: be like, well, that was a dumb idea for you 104 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 1: guys to put it there or. 105 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 3: Not seal it yourself, at least tell a few buddies. 106 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:21,560 Speaker 2: There was only a couple of us who knew, so 107 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 2: like gotten back. It's been a couple of years and 108 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:30,839 Speaker 2: I've left that job. I don't know if they've changed 109 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:32,799 Speaker 2: or upgraded their. 110 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:37,840 Speaker 1: Wall like parking lots looking for that shed? 111 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:42,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, ever a lot of Yeah, dude, I'm not going 112 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,680 Speaker 2: to say the name, but it is by far got 113 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:50,560 Speaker 2: to be the worst casino security. 114 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's isn't it? 115 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 3: Would that have made it. 116 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,640 Speaker 1: Would have made the movie so less cool if all 117 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 1: they had to do is just go unlock a shed 118 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:03,520 Speaker 1: in a parking lot to get the cash. 119 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Oh my gosh. 120 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,160 Speaker 1: Did they ever have anything stolen? 121 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:13,039 Speaker 2: No, they didn't. It's crazy. I don't just it still 122 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:13,720 Speaker 2: baffles me. 123 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,159 Speaker 4: Hid in plain sight, that's where that term comes. 124 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, And you know it's like, whoever your boss was 125 00:06:18,839 --> 00:06:20,600 Speaker 1: that came up with that idea is just some old 126 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,920 Speaker 1: crusty dude. It's like, you know, what we should do, 127 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 1: put it in the shed. 128 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 3: And no one will look in there. 129 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,360 Speaker 2: Yeah he was right. 130 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,599 Speaker 1: He also at home just stores all of his savings 131 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,920 Speaker 1: in his mattress. Yeah, same guy. 132 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, all the money, couldn't even get a better ball. 133 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's hilarious. 134 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,680 Speaker 3: Well, we appreciate you sharing, and I know there's a 135 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:45,719 Speaker 3: deposed Nigerian prince who's really interested in Yeah, but text 136 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,280 Speaker 3: in the seven eighty five nine too. If you have 137 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:49,000 Speaker 3: a confession you've been holding on to, we can hide 138 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,400 Speaker 3: your identity, mask your voice, and make you our next 139 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,960 Speaker 3: mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up right after this 140 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,880 Speaker 1: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.