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Speaker 1: We're about to change someone's life. It's a jewel show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: will it be for the better? Who knows? Who cares? Actually?

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Speaker 1: Either way, after this phone called, their life will never

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Speaker 1: be the same. Why every once in a while people

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Speaker 1: hit us up and want advice on something. It's called

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Speaker 1: good friends bad advice. Normally my only advice on anything

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Speaker 1: is learn yoga so that you can be Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: you can get super bindy enough to do some really

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Speaker 1: cool things to yourself. Then you don't need anybody for anything. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Not great advice in certain situations, but I find it

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Speaker 1: helps with almost everything. But on the phone right now

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Speaker 1: is Joey, and he called us because he's having a

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Speaker 1: problem and wants our advice. So it's good friends, bad advice. Joey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? How are you? Hey? Guys, Hey Joey, thanks

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Speaker 1: for taking me. Yeah, of course, take you anytime. Joey.

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Speaker 1: So you need some advice? What's going on? Yeah, here's

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Speaker 1: the thing. So I am five feet I am not

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Speaker 1: a big guy, not five just five feet tall yep,

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Speaker 1: just five feet okay, cool, by the way, you're talking

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Speaker 1: to And I'm a short dude, Yeah, I'm five um seven.

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Speaker 1: I think you'll not five seven. I think so seven. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think I'm five seven. I think he's shorter. Really

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Speaker 1: he's seven seven. I'll tell you, I'm pretty honest about that.

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Speaker 1: I'm not one of those guys it's five seven and

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Speaker 1: says that I'm five ten. I've known a few of

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Speaker 1: those guys. I'm like, we're looking eye to eye. I'm

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Speaker 1: actually a little taller than you. You're not five nine.

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Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, yeah, Alex's five foot. I am five foot.

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Speaker 1: So hello from a fellow five footer. I always feel

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Speaker 1: massive in this room. Yeah, English, seven is what six foot? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm five to eleven. Oh yeah, okay, so he's five nine,

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Speaker 1: so you're five foot yeah, and you need to take

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Speaker 1: I take five seven honestly, yeah yeah, um yeah. So

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Speaker 1: will I ever be taken seriously? Is that? That's what

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Speaker 1: you want advice on? Is your five foot as a dude,

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Speaker 1: and you want to know if you'll ever be taken seriously? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm as tall as the shortest person there.

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Speaker 1: That's true. None of you guys are tall. My advice

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Speaker 1: is no, you will never be taken serious. Coming from

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Speaker 1: another tall a hole English even I can get a

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Speaker 1: quick secret though, air Max by air Max because they

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Speaker 1: give you the little bubble in the back that gives

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Speaker 1: you like an extra two inches. Oh yeah, two inches,

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Speaker 1: which is a lot. Oh wait really yeah, I'm dead serious. Okay,

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Speaker 1: puts me at six one. There's options for you to

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Speaker 1: be five one. Yeah, good friends, bad advice. Joey's on

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Speaker 1: the phone if he wants to know if he'll ever

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Speaker 1: get respect as a five foot dude. A couple options

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Speaker 1: here for advice. You know, English seven said get some Airmax. Also,

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Speaker 1: have you thought of trying to stretch yourself, like hanging

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Speaker 1: upside down to try to stretch yourself, see if you

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Speaker 1: can stretch your legs out a little bit, joints and

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Speaker 1: muscles and whatever ligaments. No, I have not thought about that.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, I guess in my opinion, if you'll

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Speaker 1: ever be taken seriously, you know from a fellow five footer, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: but you will be in the front of pictures. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a good point. Yeah, every cloud has a sivil

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Speaker 1: lining right in front. But I mean, what is the

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Speaker 1: thing that you're having a problem with, Like, where do

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Speaker 1: you feel like you're not getting respect? You know, I've

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Speaker 1: had trouble with the shelving situation. Right, yeah, sometimes I

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Speaker 1: think the very tip top and yeah, and I'm a

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Speaker 1: little guy, and of course, you know, dating us actually

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Speaker 1: pretty tough. Yeah, I was actually thinking about that. I

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Speaker 1: was gonna ask you. So I prefer short guys, really,

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Speaker 1: I do. That's why Alex and I are together. But

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Speaker 1: she does. She's actually one of the only women I've

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Speaker 1: met who literally doesn't like taller guys, like if a

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Speaker 1: guy's over six foot like, ill, no, it's like a

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Speaker 1: high level thing. No, I don't like high level. I

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Speaker 1: want them to be taller than me. But I'm five

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Speaker 1: foot tall, like, right, everyone's taller than you. Okay, wait,

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Speaker 1: so wait, you said you like short guys, but you

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Speaker 1: don't want but you want somebody taller than you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I want a guy teller than me. So, Joey,

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Speaker 1: you guys are the same size as you want you

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Speaker 1: to be five one and you could. I mean, but

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Speaker 1: there are girls that like shorter guys. Just do some

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Speaker 1: googling today, like tall women that have short guy fetishes,

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Speaker 1: and you probably probably opened up a whole new dating

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Speaker 1: world to you, and there's definitely videos of those. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I guess I never thought about that. Gotta

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Speaker 1: be man, there's a whole market that you haven't even

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Speaker 1: tapped into. You could get a ton of respect to

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Speaker 1: the short guy I'm telling you. Also, as far as

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Speaker 1: dating goes, short guys like us we're better to date

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Speaker 1: than those tall, gorgeous, honky dudes because we have had

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Speaker 1: to work for everything in our life, so we know

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Speaker 1: the value of hard work when it comes to a relationship.

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Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, I know that life. Well. I hope

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Speaker 1: that good friends, bad advice helped you. Yeah, guys, I

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Speaker 1: appreciate it. You actually gave me a few ideas. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think you're going to help mostly how to google

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Speaker 1: girls with short guy fetishes. But it could be really beneficial,

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Speaker 1: like like she can carry you on her shoulders so

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Speaker 1: you can see at a concert. Oh, you can make

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Speaker 1: one mega person. Yeah that sounds pretty fun. Yeah. Also, dude,

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Speaker 1: it could save you a lot of work walking. If

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Speaker 1: you got a baby Bjorn, she could just drop you

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Speaker 1: on the front of her. You guys walking around everywhere together,

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Speaker 1: you'd be run right there. Hunter chets. Oh God, being

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Speaker 1: a short guys in that bed definitely not so. Hopefully

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Speaker 1: that helps and good luck, Yeah, good luck in your future. Endeavors.

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Speaker 1: I see. I think we changed his life for the better. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: definitely did not at the end though at the end

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Speaker 1: he's founding kind of more down a little bit. Well

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Speaker 1: he's just he's not down, he's just he's talking from

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Speaker 1: down there down bad for the little guy. I think

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Speaker 1: we gave him a whole new world to look at,

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Speaker 1: like a whole new Yeah. I was thinking text in

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Speaker 1: four one six one call its say to day three

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Speaker 1: four three one and six one. If you ever want

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Speaker 1: some good friends, bad advice, and maybe we can help

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Speaker 1: you out, Like I don't know if we did that guy,

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Speaker 1: but we can help you out maybe or not. It's

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Speaker 1: a jewel show.