Speaker 1: Coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's my
Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today and the subject is I'm falling
Speaker 1: for him, not his daddy. We'll get into that find
Speaker 1: out what that's all about. But right now the nephew
Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you
Speaker 1: got for us?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: You know it's tax time coming up, y'all? Do know that? Right?
Speaker 4: It's right around the call Monday, right around the calling,
Speaker 4: that's right. And you know, desperate time, desperate measures mean
Speaker 4: a lot at some times. So you know, is it
Speaker 4: possible that can I can? I? Can I claim your child?
Speaker 4: Is that all right?
Speaker 2: What? Hey?
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, we are in desperate times right now?
Speaker 4: Okay? Can I claim your child? Just to help me
Speaker 4: out a little bit on my taxi? That's all I need.
Speaker 4: You got few of them over there.
Speaker 3: Let me just let me have one of them.
Speaker 4: Let me hold one, man, Let me just to claim
Speaker 4: this on these taxes.
Speaker 3: Man, let's go, cat dog? Can I claim your child?
Speaker 4: April fifteenth is on the way.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach devn Devin. Yeah, this
Speaker 3: is right, hey, Devin. How you doing?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: My name is Curtis Man, Curtis I was trying to
Speaker 4: reach out to you. You your your son, Uh he
Speaker 4: plays basketball with my nephew. Man, your son is the
Speaker 4: one that's on the on the Blazers little league basketball team.
Speaker 2: Right yeah, yeah, he plays for Blazers. Everything all right?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, everything good Man. You know,
Speaker 4: they got a game Saturday and everything. I've seen you
Speaker 4: a couple of times, Man at the game. I don't
Speaker 4: know if you remember me, Man, light skinned brother about
Speaker 4: about six foot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I probably met you met you know, i'd be
Speaker 2: so intensive the games. But yeah, what what's going on?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: Actually, Man, wanted to high at you about about your son. Man,
Speaker 4: you you are you are you?
Speaker 3: Are you working right now? Are you currently?
Speaker 1: Am?
Speaker 2: I am I working? Like? Yeah, I am working?
Speaker 4: Actually I mean I mean I mean, I mean you
Speaker 4: have aye a steady job, is what I'm asking.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, what you what you getting at though?
Speaker 2: Like you know, I thought you were calling about the
Speaker 2: basketball team, like uniforms. I know, we got a game Saturday.
Speaker 2: You know sometime they want donation for sneakers and all that,
Speaker 2: like you know.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, what I was asking?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 4: So, I mean you you got a regular nine to
Speaker 4: five job you go to all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a nine five. I mean things is
Speaker 2: kind of crazy. But that was just kind of short.
Speaker 2: But you know I still I still work. I mean,
Speaker 2: what was going on? You need a job? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm just checking. Man.
Speaker 4: See what I wanted to get at you about, Man,
Speaker 4: is seeing are you gonna are you gonna clem your son?
Speaker 3: Uh? On your income text this year?
Speaker 2: Hold on, bro, Now you said, am I going to
Speaker 2: cleim my son on my taxes this year?
Speaker 3: Right? I mean, like you know, as a.
Speaker 2: Dependent bro, you asked me some real personal questions. Now
Speaker 2: you know, like you the guy that you just said
Speaker 2: you you know me from the basketball team that my
Speaker 2: son play on basis you know, and now you doesn't
Speaker 2: jump from the Blazers to do I clean my son
Speaker 2: on my taxes? And do I have a steady income?
Speaker 2: I mean, like you know, yeah, I got I gotta
Speaker 2: study income and I'm cleaning my flight. What I mean
Speaker 2: what you're trying to get at Bro?
Speaker 4: Well we'll see, man, what I was thinking. You know,
Speaker 4: I just want to read you seem like cool dude
Speaker 4: when I saw you at the gym. Man, what I
Speaker 4: was gonna ask you bro, is you know see right now, Man,
Speaker 4: when I get through with my tax and stuff, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna have to owe about eight hundred dollars. But now
Speaker 4: I see if I clean a child as my dependent, man,
Speaker 4: they gonna give me a bout twenty two, twenty three hundred.
Speaker 4: You see what I'm saying and what I wanted to
Speaker 4: get at you about, man, is you know you let
Speaker 4: me clean as my son, you know, so I can
Speaker 4: go and get this good money.
Speaker 2: Bro, love Bro, bru I mean, with all due respect, bruh,
Speaker 2: you're talking about you want to clean my son on taxes?
Speaker 2: Hold on, Bro, I don't even know you you're talking about.
Speaker 2: You've seen me at my son's basketball game. You might
Speaker 2: be the police for all I know. Bro, you sound
Speaker 2: like the police.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, it ain't. Ain't nobody gonna come
Speaker 4: at your sideways like that. Man, I ain't trying to
Speaker 4: come like what I'm trying to say. Man, they're going
Speaker 4: to hit me off of this eight hundred. Well see
Speaker 4: I can get twenty three hundred. Man, I kick you
Speaker 4: down too. Fifty, You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Man, everybody key too sifty You crazy? Now you sound
Speaker 2: like a joke, bro, because now you're insulting me. You're
Speaker 2: telling me you want to clean my down for some
Speaker 2: where you owe money. I don't even know you food
Speaker 2: so I can make two fifty, Bro, I ain't trying
Speaker 2: to be on No. But when I claim my kids,
Speaker 2: I'm getting the same exact plight you getting. I'm getting
Speaker 2: twenty three hundred two. So what I look like taking
Speaker 2: two hundred dollars? I don't know. You know what I'm saying, Okay.
Speaker 3: But I'm the one stuck over here paying the eight hundred. Man.
Speaker 3: I'm just acting to ask you to look out for
Speaker 3: a brother. Man.
Speaker 2: You said, yeah, look out. You know my check and
Speaker 2: cut from forty hours a week to thirteen hours a week,
Speaker 2: and I still got these little backs to me for
Speaker 2: Jordan's Michael Johan. They never put us down.
Speaker 4: That's why I'm trying to hook you up with two fifty.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: Damn, you don't even see a good thing when it's
Speaker 4: coming at you.
Speaker 2: Brother, Bro, I don't know if you're talking about bro No.
Speaker 2: Two or fifty. Bro. When I clean these two little
Speaker 2: I'm getting twenty three hundred dollars a piece. Bro, What
Speaker 2: you think I'm gonna take two or fifty for you
Speaker 2: for it. I don't even know you like that.
Speaker 4: Man, You ain't got it. You ain't got a trip.
Speaker 2: Man, if you was my brother, my people, you know,
Speaker 2: maybe we can do a little something. I can understand that.
Speaker 2: But brother, you ain't gonna give me no two fifty
Speaker 2: when I'm getting the same thing they offering you twenty
Speaker 2: three hundred this government money.
Speaker 3: Bru So what ad I'm supposed to do? What am
Speaker 3: I opposed to do? Devin? Tell me that, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, bruh. What you supposed to do is go hut
Speaker 2: your seed, clean that little every year and you'll get
Speaker 2: what I get for these little that I'm seeing in
Speaker 2: clothing every day. That's what you're gonna have to do.
Speaker 2: My hour was don got cut from forty to fifteen
Speaker 2: hours a week. I have to go pick me up
Speaker 2: a little side. Say you gotta change your ways. You
Speaker 2: out there trying to get me locked up for government scams.
Speaker 3: What I'm trying to do, man, is get this eight
Speaker 3: hundred off my back. Dog.
Speaker 4: That's all I'm trying. Ain't nobody trying to get no
Speaker 4: trouble man.
Speaker 2: But you're still talking about getting you eight hundred and
Speaker 2: getting me locked up. Now, you got me up. I'm
Speaker 2: out here working hard to support my kids.
Speaker 4: Man, but I ain't fin the city and go through
Speaker 4: this with you no more.
Speaker 3: Man, I ain't finna city and go through this with
Speaker 3: your normal.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna help me with this money or not, Bro,
Speaker 2: I ain't help you with bro. I see you on Saturday. Broke,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna you up. Bro. Thomise you. Bro.
Speaker 4: I need your son soldier security number right now.
Speaker 3: That's what I need.
Speaker 2: Bro. Let me tell you something, Broke. Say what you
Speaker 2: look like? Bro? You said life and he's going to
Speaker 2: stop six foot bro. When I see you, when I
Speaker 2: step in that gymnasium, Bro, I'm on your br You
Speaker 2: ain't on that. You ain't on places.
Speaker 3: You better bring that damn social security number.
Speaker 2: I think it's a game. I'm gonna come find.
Speaker 4: Them, Okay, cool. I got one more thing I need
Speaker 4: to say to you.
Speaker 2: You're lifting to me on my phone, Bro, I'm even
Speaker 2: talking to this fool.
Speaker 4: I got one more thing I need to say to you. Man,
Speaker 4: if you listening to me, say.
Speaker 2: Your last statement. You want your toolstone?
Speaker 4: Bro, This is Nephew tie me from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 4: Morning Show. You just got prank baby.
Speaker 3: This nephew. Tell me, man, what's up? Devin?
Speaker 2: What fool you got me out here? Going crazy? Hey?
Speaker 3: Man, you got hey? Do you got a boy that
Speaker 3: you work with named.
Speaker 2: Crazy?
Speaker 4: Put me up to this man, Man.
Speaker 3: Keep doing what you're doing. We need good daddies in
Speaker 3: the world.
Speaker 2: Brother man, thank you.
Speaker 4: Hey, One more thing, man, I gotta ask you. You
Speaker 4: got to tell me, man, what is the baddest radio show.
Speaker 3: In the land.
Speaker 2: Man, Steve? Yeah, crazy man.
Speaker 4: Exclaimed real quick, y'all, good child man coming tax man cometh.
Speaker 4: The tax man cometh, and I cometh for one.
Speaker 3: Of your babies. Is that alright? All right?
Speaker 1: No, it's not all right.
Speaker 3: Call it you know.
Speaker 4: If y'all don't mind you and Tosh, you know, if
Speaker 4: it's cool, you know, I mean, we can work out
Speaker 4: a little something something boy.
Speaker 3: We need more kids. Can we keep one of y'all?
Speaker 3: We only got one? Look at you. Anybody want a kid? Okay?
Speaker 4: We need Steve right next week April nineteen, The Nephew
Speaker 4: is coming to town April nineteen to twenty at Baltimore,
Speaker 4: Maryland the Comedy Factory back my popular letting the Man.
Speaker 3: The Nephew is.
Speaker 4: Coming tickets on sale right now. Come on, Beam, let's
Speaker 4: do the dog one thing. I know y'all been going
Speaker 4: through a little something something, so come on over and
Speaker 4: get your.
Speaker 3: Laugh on me.
Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters,
Speaker 1: subject I'm falling for him, not his daddy.
Speaker 3: We'll get into it right after this, my daddy.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
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