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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secret. I didn't even know this person

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Speaker 1: could speak. What Well, it's not even a person. Actually, okay,

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Speaker 1: it's an animal. Well then yes, it is surprising. No,

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Speaker 1: is that an animal? What is a potato of vegetable? Fruit?

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Speaker 1: Is probably an animal? Potato is also not a fruit.

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Speaker 1: It's time for dirty little Secret text in four una

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a secret that you want

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Speaker 1: to share, you can do it on the show. We

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Speaker 1: keep everybody anonymous. Nobody will know who you are. That's

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Speaker 1: why everybody gets an anonymous nickname, and sometimes it's the

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Speaker 1: name of an animal. And on the phone with us

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Speaker 1: right now to tell us a dirty little secret is

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Speaker 1: Moby Dick. Moby Dick. Yeah, moby Dick. What's up, moby Dick?

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Speaker 1: I should ways say that word a bunch? Thanks. I

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Speaker 1: thought you were gonna say potato, which might have been

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Speaker 1: a little bit more appropriate for my secret. Really really, huh? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you have a secret that involves potatoes French? Well

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Speaker 1: it's not. I don't know if it's like as bad

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Speaker 1: as everything that you get, but this is like I

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Speaker 1: haven't told anybody since like the worst thing that I do,

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Speaker 1: and I would just need to tell somebody, Okay, you

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Speaker 1: drill holes and potatoes and do things today. No. Um,

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Speaker 1: when I go to the grocery store, when I use

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Speaker 1: the self check out, um, sometimes I let an item

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Speaker 1: or two like skip the scanning. Party. Oh wow, they're

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Speaker 1: like on top of it. I well, they're not like

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Speaker 1: the first time. It was like an accident the first time,

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Speaker 1: and I realized, like as I was walking out, I

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Speaker 1: had like four things, and then I but I paid

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Speaker 1: for three things. And then it was so easy that

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Speaker 1: I well, it's just when I am carrying it over

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Speaker 1: the scanner, I just grab two things at a time. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But the sensors on those wait things are so annoying,

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Speaker 1: like if you if you put something in there, that's

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Speaker 1: like a feather could fall in there, and it's like, ah,

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Speaker 1: you have too many items. You haven't scanned something. I

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Speaker 1: believe me, I've gotten in so many fights with self

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Speaker 1: check So I was there's just like an area where

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Speaker 1: there's like a pile of bags that's behind the bag okay, right,

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Speaker 1: wait scale and you can put something there for a second.

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Speaker 1: And also because they go wrong all the time, they're

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Speaker 1: just used to coming over and being like yeah whatever

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Speaker 1: and clearing it out, yeah, because they do mess up

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Speaker 1: all the time. I'm every single time I use self

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Speaker 1: check out, pretty much the person has to come over

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Speaker 1: and be like uh and then type in some coat

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Speaker 1: and swipe something, and then I'm good for another second,

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Speaker 1: and then they got to come back over yelling at

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Speaker 1: you to put it back. I scanned it and I

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Speaker 1: put it in my bag. Though why I'm I gonna

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Speaker 1: put it back? I don't want to repay for it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then when all that mess is happening, you go

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Speaker 1: to look at yourself in the camera that's in front

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Speaker 1: of you and just be like, I look like a lemon.

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Speaker 1: Well I thought about that before. I'm like, they do

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Speaker 1: come over a lot, so you can probably could get

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Speaker 1: something by them. Just just used to being like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's fine, it's the machine messed up. Like honestly, more

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Speaker 1: people more times they've come and talk to me when

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Speaker 1: I was doing it right than when I was actually

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Speaker 1: skipping one. I only do it like just like one

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Speaker 1: time one and I don't I don't even need I

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Speaker 1: don't think of myself as like a criminal or anything.

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Speaker 1: I just like one thing. I feel like each week

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Speaker 1: is like a way to sort of to my way

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Speaker 1: of sticking it to the man, you know, like shoplifts. Yeah, effectively, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's it's not like it's not like shoplifting. I'm in

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Speaker 1: a grocery store. Nope, same thing. I'm pretty sure it's

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Speaker 1: the same thing. You know, it's it's not it's not

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Speaker 1: like it's pants or clothes or something. It's like it's food,

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Speaker 1: you know, like steal stealing. Well, no, but like something No,

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Speaker 1: but sometimes like like like like apples go bad and

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Speaker 1: they just like push them off into a box. Like

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Speaker 1: it's different. Okay, I don't think it is. But all right,

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Speaker 1: that's like shoplifting from a from a clothing store. I

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Speaker 1: mean like, well's sometimes fashion changes and they just like

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Speaker 1: might get rid of these, so I might as well

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Speaker 1: take them off their hands. Yeah, these others so not

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Speaker 1: in right now, you're right, yeah, right, okay, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: It's not like good. I just it's that's why I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you and not normal people. Moby dick. I'm not

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Speaker 1: judging you, man. I think it's fine. I would do

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Speaker 1: I would I would actually do the same thing. I'm

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Speaker 1: fine with that. So I just think it's it's still

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Speaker 1: shop I guess you're right. But all right, well, thank

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Speaker 1: you for your dirty little secret. Moby dick an honor.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys. What's your dirty little secret? Check