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Speaker 1: Okay, Kurt, you ready for one? Uh yeah? Kats movie

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Speaker 1: VFX artist confirms the quote, butthole cut was a says

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Speaker 1: a horrible Tom Hooper made the process.

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, that's bananas.

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Speaker 3: Your world, undo.

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Speaker 2: Your mind, silient pieces. Bad ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to

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Speaker 2: Banana's the silliest little news story there ever once was.

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Speaker 2: My name is Kurt Brown Older.

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Speaker 1: And I'm Scottie Landis Kurt. I think we should get

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Speaker 1: into it today because we have a very special guest.

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Speaker 1: So I could just start listen seeing our guest accolades

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Speaker 1: and it would take about forty five minutes. So I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna just narrow it down to some of the highlights.

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Speaker 1: She is a four time Olympic gold medalist, a four

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Speaker 1: I know it's more than ten, and a two time

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Speaker 1: NCA National champion at Yukon while I was at UMass,

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Speaker 1: they didn't play us. I was very thankful because they

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Speaker 1: would have killed us. Ladies and gentlemen. The smooth the

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Speaker 1: Mighty Sue Bird Hi Sue Hi.

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Speaker 4: Great intro, especially that US part.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was so glad you didn't. Well,

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Speaker 1: we were in college at the same Oh yeah, mecha

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Speaker 1: okafot is to demolish us.

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Speaker 3: The U series, I think is what they called it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we probably would score about forty points a game,

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Speaker 1: but you your teams were even more badass. I was

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Speaker 1: honestly relieved every year that you weren't on the UMass

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Speaker 1: women's schedule. It's crazy. Where are hiding out these days too?

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Speaker 5: Right now, I'm in New York, but you can usually

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you about this story and I can

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Speaker 2: You know we're gonna get you know, we're gonna get

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Speaker 2: shipped for this. We've already been cited for having too

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Speaker 2: many butthole stories.

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Speaker 1: I know. That's why I'm doing this right off the top.

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Speaker 2: You're doing it. You're taunting people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. This one was sent in by Amy Allard on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Amy, And I promise after this

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Speaker 1: episode to our bananimals. This will be our last butthole

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Speaker 1: edition for a very long time. So everybody is indoors,

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Speaker 1: watching Netflix, HBO everything these days. That's what we do.

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Speaker 1: Uh So last month they released Cats, and there was sorry,

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Speaker 1: there was a rumor going around that there was a

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Speaker 1: quote butthole cut of Cats. The evidence was.

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Speaker 2: A tweet a butthole cut where you can see all

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Speaker 2: their buttholes.

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Speaker 1: Okay now, yes, anatomically correct Cats. And there was a

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Speaker 1: months before the movie's final release. So people really thought

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Speaker 1: tracked down this person who tweeted this, who declared, quote,

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Speaker 1: I edited out the buttholes from Cats. It was a nightmare.

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Speaker 1: I mean, of course it was.

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Speaker 2: Of course, why were they there in the first place?

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Speaker 2: That's what I wish. I'd been a fly on the

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Speaker 1: So did you see this movie? Have you seen? No?

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Speaker 5: I you know everyone, I think I saw the reviews

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Speaker 5: It was like a thing in English class and they

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Speaker 3: Yep, it was a it was It was a big day.

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Speaker 1: I think like there is something about musicals that people

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Speaker 5: Yes, that's the part where I'm like, h the effort

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Speaker 3: We all know tight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Well, Kurt I used to go with his mom.

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Speaker 3: Try again next week. We can do it.

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Speaker 2: It's funny.

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Speaker 4: I went to a friend of mine. We met in

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Speaker 5: We're like, all right, let's catch a Metine, let's do

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Speaker 1: They all make me laugh though, like musicals, uh, everyone

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Speaker 2: Beef for Babs. Thank you, Babs. This is so difful

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Speaker 1: And he calls this shed.

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Speaker 2: So he set it up. He created menu, He created

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Speaker 2: So Scotty tease us with one and let's take a break.

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Speaker 2: have the amazing and fantastic super Bird as our guests today.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for being here.

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Speaker 5: Sue, I have I have a correction to make I

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Speaker 5: just look alone.

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Speaker 3: It's lilith, lilith.

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Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, sure you're gonna be like, I have

446
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Speaker 2: a correction of My name is Sue Burdismith.

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00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 1: I'm I don't play basketball.

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Speaker 3: Ye big tall, big hoax.

449
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew I was gonna fuck it up.

450
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 1: Somehow they booked the wrong Sue Bird. I'm a regatone Star.

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Speaker 1: We're so sorry, Sue. That is so funny. I also

452
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Speaker 1: want to give a quick shout out. We uh the

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Speaker 1: Banana's phon has mentioned earlier. I did get two calls

454
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Speaker 1: this morning before we taped. One of them is a

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Speaker 1: gentleman named Fernando. We're giving Fernando a real shout out.

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Speaker 1: He's starting chemo today. He's going to be doing it

457
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Speaker 1: for six months.

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Speaker 2: Nice.

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Speaker 1: He just gave his wife just gave birth to their

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Speaker 1: first child two months ago. But he was wildly optimistic.

461
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Speaker 1: He listens to the podcast. When things get tough, Fernando,

462
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Speaker 1: Fernando kick its ass man.

463
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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, And when you're sitting there and getting the

464
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Speaker 2: thing for the hour so that you have to go

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Speaker 2: in and do it, pop us on. We'll be there

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Speaker 2: for you, man.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely just had to put that in there. So I

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Speaker 1: had a side question not relating to these stories, because

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Speaker 1: you used to play in Russia. You've been around the

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Speaker 1: world a kazilion times. Are you a part of the

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Speaker 1: million miles? Like? Have you flown so much that you're

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Speaker 1: a million mile where.

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Speaker 4: Like they greet me when I bored and shake mind.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I want to know, not quite.

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Speaker 4: I wish I did. I did once. Yeah, gotta be close.

476
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Speaker 4: I did once.

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Speaker 3: Book a.

478
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Speaker 4: Have you heard of these around the world tickets?

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Speaker 5: You're like, if you're at if you go like around

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Speaker 5: the world, you get like all these Well, first of

481
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,240
Speaker 5: all that the price is like crazy reduced, which was amazing,

482
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,959
Speaker 5: huge perk, but you get to like change it at

483
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Speaker 5: any time. You get to like, do you have all

484
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Speaker 5: these like none of the rules apply to you? So

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Speaker 5: I have done around the World ticket and I basically

486
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Speaker 5: around the world.

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Speaker 2: You did it for fun.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was just like one of those like bops

489
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Speaker 5: at different spots, like visit my friend in Australia, then

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Speaker 5: go to Europe, then go to here and.

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Speaker 3: Then back to America. So it's pretty well, oh so no,

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Speaker 3: that's awesome. Yeah, it was cool. It was fun.

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00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 2: So you have to just continually go in like kind

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Speaker 2: of like one direction.

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Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, I actually don't know that it's a one

496
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Speaker 5: direction thing, but you have to like I think, at

497
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Speaker 5: some point kind of like complete something whatever their criteria

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Speaker 5: is that counts as around the world.

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Speaker 2: So I feel like, oh, that's pretty great.

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Speaker 4: It's not a million miles.

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Speaker 2: But what how long ago did you do that?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 5: My god, like fourteen years ago in my younger in

504
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Speaker 5: my younger years energy.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, I'm just so curious. I bet

506
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Speaker 1: you got to be close to that million.

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Speaker 3: I was like, I'm like on it with my miles though. Yeah,

508
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Speaker 3: one of those weirdos.

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Speaker 2: Oh you have to when you fly that much, you

510
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Speaker 2: have to be.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like, uh, does delta go there? No, I'll connect,

512
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Speaker 5: I'll connect.

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Speaker 1: It's fine, I get it, all right. Let me tell

514
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Speaker 1: you guys about this. This was sent in from Oh No.

515
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Speaker 1: This is written by Alex Lasker at Yahoo News. Alex

516
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Speaker 1: is simply the best in the business. Okay, So a

517
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 1: high school students has begun wreaking havoc among his teachers

518
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 1: with a sixteen dollars gadget that can supposedly tell whether

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Speaker 1: a diamond is real.

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00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 2: No, I mean this is so good.

521
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 1: So he's a TikTok star on the rise known as

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Speaker 1: diamond Tester. Your kid, how is that available?

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Speaker 4: It's probably got to have an underscore in there somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly, nineteen not shoot kidd me two thousand

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Speaker 1: and seven, uploaded.

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Speaker 2: I love that. I love that idea. Like he just

527
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,440
Speaker 2: got a bit. He's like, I bought this Diamond Tester Kid,

528
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 2: it was sixteen dollars. This is who I am.

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Speaker 4: Now already made his money back, I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. So he uploaded his first video, which

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Speaker 1: is now part of an eight part series which is

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Speaker 1: So Funny, on September twenty first. In the now viral clip,

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Speaker 1: which has been viewed over four point nine million times,

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Speaker 1: the team uses a diamond Selector two to test if

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Speaker 1: one of his teachers wedding rings is real diamond, a

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Speaker 1: stimulant stone which is a which I didn't know the

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Speaker 1: word for, which is like a cubic zirconium. Uh. And

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00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: then our buddy Alex had to put in parentheses to

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Speaker 1: be clear. There's nothing wrong with a non diamond ring.

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Speaker 1: It's just that you should probably not lie to your

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Speaker 1: future betrothed on the very day you get engaged. So

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Speaker 1: the little TikToker, uh, says. Diamond Tester Kid says to

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Speaker 1: the teacher and the video, you think this is real?

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00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 1: The teacher says, yes, of course, he says, let me

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Speaker 1: test it. And the teen before touching the tip of

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Speaker 1: the diamond selector to to the ring's large center stone.

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00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 1: The teachers like already freaking out. Unfortunately, the tool determines

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Speaker 1: the stone is not a real diamond, which, naturally the

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Speaker 1: teacher does not seem too thrilled about. So in the

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Speaker 1: first video he posts fake diamond. In another one, which

551
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 1: has been viewed nine point seven million times, diamond tester

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Speaker 1: kid enters one of his teachers classrooms and says, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: miss T, you're married, right? Oh? This kid is just dangerous.

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00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: He's like the evil Canieval of high school kids. After

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Speaker 1: she says yes and confirms she's wearing her wedding ring,

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00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 1: the teen asks her, do you think it's real? She

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00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: says nervously, I hope.

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00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 3: So she saw the first video probably.

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Speaker 1: Sadly for yeah, yeah, hell yeah, it's real. He owns

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00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,679
Speaker 1: a Chevy dealership. Sadly for Miss T, the device rules

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00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 1: her ring to also be fake. She did not seem

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Speaker 1: as happy about the experiment, and in a subsequent call,

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Speaker 1: she calls her husband on camera and says, I got

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Speaker 1: this kid in my room telling me this ring isn't real.

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00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: The TikToker slyly captures. Are you kidding me right now?

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Speaker 1: Is this real or not real? This is so thankfully

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Speaker 1: not everybody on diamond testing clips showcases a loss. In

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Speaker 1: one video, a teacher put forth three rings and all

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Speaker 1: three were genuine diamonds.

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Speaker 2: I not want to know. I would not want to know.

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Speaker 5: I'm not sure if I'm trusting this thing. It's sixteen

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Speaker 5: dollars and it doesn't have to have one of those

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Speaker 5: like you put it to your eye.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you need that thing, that shock glass thing that

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Speaker 1: you look at stuff.

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Speaker 3: You wouldn't want to know.

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00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't want to know. I would want to

578
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 2: just continually pay, and you don't want to live the

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00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 2: line that's just glass.

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Speaker 1: I just love this kid though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: All the comments are really funny on the videos. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure a lot of our bananimals already know this, But

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00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: like comments are things like you're the reason they're getting divorced.

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Speaker 1: Why do you expose her husband like that? You just

586
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 1: ruined a marriage. It's got to be true. I picked

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Speaker 1: this one, Kurt, because you used to use that h

588
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Speaker 1: VAC thermometer laser gun.

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00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was a It all came about from a

590
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Speaker 2: crazy place I had had I had got bedbugs when

591
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Speaker 2: I lived in New York City many many years ago.

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Speaker 2: I won't talk about it because people no one likes

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Speaker 2: to hear anything about bedbugs. But one of the ways

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Speaker 2: of getting rid of them is like you have to

595
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Speaker 2: put all your clothes in a dryer and get them

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Speaker 2: over a certain like one hundred and thirty degrees or

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Speaker 2: certain for twenty minutes. And I couldn't find a way

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Speaker 2: to make sure that they were like dead, because I

599
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna kill these fuckers. So I got

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Speaker 2: this HVAC laser and it's like meant for like like

601
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Speaker 2: HVAC guys use it to like shoot. They'll shoot the

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Speaker 2: laser at like a vent and make sure that like

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Speaker 2: air conditioning's coming out of it or it's coming out

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Speaker 2: of it, and it gives you exactly what the temperature is.

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00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 2: So then I started taking it on stage, and that's

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Speaker 2: how I would start my sets, by taking people's crotch

607
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Speaker 2: temperatures and then reading that to them from afar.

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Speaker 1: It was so funny because people nervous, and also everybody's

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00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: crotch when you're in the front row of a show

610
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: is like nervous. But yeah, so you got to do

611
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: this when when the bubble's done and you can get back,

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00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 1: just when you're warm enough to start pointing it.

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Speaker 4: Who's ready to play?

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00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 3: Who's ready to play?

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00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 2: Let me check that crash.

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Speaker 3: You're not ready.

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Speaker 4: You got five more degrees.

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Speaker 1: You don't have that fire inside you that we need

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Speaker 1: right now. My crotch is two hundred and forty degrees.

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. Oh god, it made me so

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Speaker 1: happy when you used to do the Kirk and people

622
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: would tense up and like, you know, so I don't

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Speaker 1: know how much live stand up you go see, but

624
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 1: like people are nervous about getting heckled, like anybody, you

625
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Speaker 1: just don't want it to happen. And so when Kurt

626
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: would do it to the first person and get a laugh,

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Speaker 1: you could just feel everybody in the front row just

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Speaker 1: tighten up, just be like, oh God, please putting their

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Speaker 1: cocktail between their life.

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Speaker 2: Often be it would depend on like how drunk people work,

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00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 2: because there would definitely be a lot of times where

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Speaker 2: like people are just like give it, like just spreading

633
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Speaker 2: their legs, like.

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Speaker 1: Give it to me.

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00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 2: I got a good cratch, And I'm just like.

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Speaker 3: What was like the distance it was the rain?

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's supposed I don't know. I mean it's

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00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 2: you know, I mean like it's as far as a

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00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 2: laser goes, it was like thirty forty feet. You know,

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00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 2: you could do it. I don't know how accurate it is.

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00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 2: I mean it's you know, it is a tool that's

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00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 2: supposed to be used in a work environment.

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Speaker 5: So I guess I just got to know, though, did

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Speaker 5: the bedbugs die?

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Speaker 3: Did you get the temperate question?

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Speaker 2: So great question this was. I mean, like, this was

647
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 2: a real tough time. I was also like single, and

648
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 2: so like the way I got them was at this

649
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 2: doing a show in a venue in this place, Maxwell's

650
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 2: in New Jersey, that rip Maxwell's. It was a great place.

651
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 2: But I got them there, I'm pretty sure. And I

652
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 2: came home, so I then my jacket had them, I'm

653
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 2: pretty sure, and that's how they got in the house.

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Speaker 2: So then I had to take my jacket and everything

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Speaker 2: I was wearing and put it in a plastic bag

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Speaker 2: and put it out on the fire escape because it

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00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 2: was winter time. So then the only thing I had

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00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 2: to wear going around town was this very light, thin

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00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 2: jacket starter jacket starter given to me. Yeah, like you

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Speaker 2: know that was given to me by someone who had

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Speaker 2: worked who had made a commercial for Dorito's, and it

662
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 2: just said Dorito's on it. They're like, I don't want

663
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 2: this ship. I was like, I'll take it, because I

664
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 2: just took everything.

665
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 1: I'm cold.

666
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 2: So then I was walking around single in New York

667
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 2: City with just this Dorrito's jacket with bedbugs, trying to

668
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 2: meet ladies. And that is when I met my current

669
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 2: wife and I gave her bed bugs. She had to

670
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 2: move out. I had to move out. We moved out

671
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 2: and moved in together, and now we have two kids

672
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,479
Speaker 2: and we're still together.

673
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 5: So you can give some bed bugs.

674
00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 2: I kind of love bedbugs. All right, you guys want

675
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 2: to hear this next story?

676
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: Here we go, I think so.

677
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 2: Oakland's notoriously aggressive turkey captured by wildlife expert posing as

678
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 2: frail woman. This is Gerald the inordinately Okay. So this

679
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 2: was sent in by Ako kow a co cow uh

680
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 2: And this is on ABC seven. This is by Alex

681
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 2: Martha Chew. Thank you, Alex. So for a long time

682
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 2: I've been following this. I don't know if you guys

683
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 2: have been following this. Saka this turkey. We got a

684
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 2: lot of bananimals sending this story in it wasn't new,

685
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 2: it wasn't podcast worthy until this capture. But Jerald, this

686
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 2: has just been an aggressive turkey that's been terrorizing this

687
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 2: Oakland neighborhood for a very long time. And it and

688
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 2: it forced the closure of Oakland's morecom Rose Garden because

689
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 2: this turkey was was attacking old women and children all

690
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 2: the time and so and but people, this is such

691
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,879
Speaker 2: like an Oakland story too. It's like before the choar,

692
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 2: the turkey would just like hang out and it was

693
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 2: just like it was a wild turkey that was just

694
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 2: in a urban area. And there's like photographs of the

695
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 2: turkey waiting in line for the bus a bunch of

696
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 2: like commuters and stuff, and people thought it was cute.

697
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 2: But then when the choir happened, people were always feeding it.

698
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 2: And then the choar happened, and then all of a sudden,

699
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 2: this wild turkey is just like used to being fed

700
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 2: by humans. Now no one's feeding it, and then it

701
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 2: just got crazy aggressive. Yes, and so this is so

702
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 2: the solution was to the solution of this month long

703
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 2: sago was quite similar to the problem that started it.

704
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 2: When a wildlife capture expert posed as a frail old

705
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 2: woman to lure Gerald in his preferred victims seemed to

706
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 2: be older woman, according to claints complaints to the Oakland

707
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 2: Animal Services. Quote. I baited him with blueberries, kibble, and

708
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:03,280
Speaker 2: sunflower seeds, said Becca Dimitric, director of Wildlife Emergency Services.

709
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 2: Then my husband actually had to run down to the truck,

710
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 2: so I was left alone with the turkey. This does

711
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 2: not seem like a great pace, yeah, Dimitric played the victim,

712
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 2: pretending she was scared of him and retreating slowly. That's

713
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 2: when Gerald started puffing up and showing aggression.

714
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 1: Quote.

715
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 2: I saw his reaction and I said, oh, you want

716
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:26,399
Speaker 2: a piece of this, I'll give it to you. Predictably,

717
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 2: Gerald's charged straight at her, but forty years of experience

718
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 2: prepared her for the moment. She scruffed the turkey, grabbing

719
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 2: him by the neck in a way that doesn't hurt

720
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 2: the bird. And then they drove him to East Bay

721
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 2: Hills and now he lives free and wild in the

722
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Speaker 2: East Bay Hills, where he will not attack children or

723
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 2: old women ever. Again. Have you guys ever seen a

724
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 2: wild turkey?

725
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: They're disgusting. They're the worst looking animal. Never they really big,

726
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:59,919
Speaker 1: They're huge. And then their head is just skin and flat,

727
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: and it's just but they're very aggressive and they're like

728
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: sexually aggressive sometimes too. But it's weird that he was

729
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: only targeting old late. They will run to you and

730
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 1: with each other, no to humans. There, I've been around bird.

731
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: How does a bird even? I've never thought sex. They

732
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: in high school, the rose eating jumped horses and rode horses,

733
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: and their best friend had this big farm and the women,

734
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: the girls that were like sixteen seventeen eighteen, had to

735
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: run away from the turkeys that would chase after them

736
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: and try to ejaculate on them. As what I'm saying, Yeah,

737
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: that's crazy, and I went, unbelie. Oh yeah it was

738
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: so yes, feel no guilt. If you're having a nice

739
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 1: Turkey Thanksgiving dinner this year, you might be saving a

740
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 1: teenager's lower ankle. But yeah, it was. They were like wildly.

741
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,359
Speaker 1: We would no, you would have to be like here

742
00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 1: they come, here, they come, here they come, and you

743
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,919
Speaker 1: would kind of run from them.

744
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you have Thanksgiving plans? Are you

745
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 2: doing Thanksgiving?

746
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 3: So?

747
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:09,319
Speaker 1: Yeah?

748
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks, no not this, yeah, because we might be

749
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 5: in Seattle, so yeah, my family's in the Yeah, we're

750
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,240
Speaker 5: all just kind of like, we'll see you're on a zoom,

751
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 5: we'll do a market.

752
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: Baby.

753
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I actually love Boston Market.

754
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 2: Love Boston. Who doesn't love Boston Market?

755
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 5: And every time, every now and then you'll like come

756
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 5: across one. I don't go in, but I'm like, yeah,

757
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 5: I remember when I used to be like all the

758
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:34,240
Speaker 5: time dinner.

759
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 2: It wasn't all the time dinner for me as well.

760
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 2: I loved it so much. I haven't eaten. You know

761
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 2: what it was last time I ate? It was in

762
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:45,359
Speaker 2: Jersey four years ago, Okay, and it wasn't as good

763
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 2: as I remember.

764
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 3: Surprise, surprise, Yeah, exactly.

765
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: They probably do one though, right, they probably do a

766
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 1: full menu for Thanksgiver. You can just swing by the

767
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: Old Market and bring it all home and just spike

768
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: yourself odium levels to horrifying them. Ount but count me in.

769
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: Uh kurty, do.

770
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:11,399
Speaker 2: You gotta do? You gotta gotta last story, Scottie, I do.

771
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 5: I'm definitely looking into this ejaculating turkey situation.

772
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: Don't. Yeah, definitely put it on incognito mode on your

773
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 1: web browser before you do that. You don't want this

774
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 1: popping up if somebody borrows your phone or your laptop

775
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 1: they're gonna be like, Okay, we got to talk about soon.

776
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: I barely checked our sports history and it was flagrant.

777
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 4: Sue.

778
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: I know, you watch a little bit of soccer now

779
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: and then this one, and also watching the all sports

780
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 1: right now, Kurt doesn't watch a ton of sports. I'm

781
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 1: the bigger sports fan. But they basically a way to

782
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: get around and shoot things. All the teams have been

783
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 1: in these bubbles, and part of that is they've introduced

784
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 1: these cameras that are like robotics. They basically track the ball.

785
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: Let's just have less people around the court or the field.

786
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,760
Speaker 1: So here's a story written by John Jeffa at MSN

787
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:15,800
Speaker 1: dot com. Oh boy, I love this one. Scott's fans

788
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 1: baffled as robot camera confuses Lineman's bald head for ball.

789
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 2: Oh that's so great. So everyone's watching it, but all

790
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 2: of a sudden, they're just watching a refs the back

791
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 2: of his head over.

792
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:39,280
Speaker 1: Exactly what happens. Okay, So football fans, Soccer and America

793
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:42,720
Speaker 1: football everywhere else in the world fans were left tearing

794
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,840
Speaker 1: their hair out as a new robot camera kept mistaking

795
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: Alignment's bald head for the maskball. The unmanned device was

796
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:58,399
Speaker 1: making its debut at the Kaye Fistle debut. Yeah first day.

797
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 1: Poor robot camera, Little robot so at this game at

798
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: the fixture played behind closed doors because of COVID, but

799
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:15,240
Speaker 1: it was confused. It was confused by John mccrasson's cleanly

800
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 1: shaven napper and kept following it instead of the ball. So,

801
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: so Kurt the this This isn't somebody that's in the

802
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: middle of the field. This is a guy that's running

803
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 1: up and down the sideline and the camera is just

804
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 1: going with them. So the one to one draw was

805
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 1: being covered for the first time on TV by on

806
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: a pay per view basis, so people are paying to

807
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: watch their favorite team, and was organized by the SPFL

808
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 1: using high tech unmanned cameras that are used to focus

809
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 1: on light colored match balls. Unfortunately, the robot pixel Lot

810
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: is the name of the robot. The pixel Lot camera

811
00:41:56,239 --> 00:42:02,439
Speaker 1: became confused by the main side judge as John ran

812
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 1: the with the autumn sun bouncing off his paint. As

813
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 1: a result, a lot of the action was missed, including

814
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,320
Speaker 1: a build up to ayers goal. At full time. Fans

815
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: hit the club's Facebook page. The last and these are

816
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: Scottish football fans, so you know it's gonna be fun.

817
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 3: Not happy now not happy.

818
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: So some of them are common, like, hey, quote, ditch

819
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: the terrible automated camera and get a human to film

820
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 1: our next home match. Uh, this one is the reason

821
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: I picked this story. One poster said, get a bald

822
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 1: linesman to wear a wig in the future as the automated.

823
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 5: I thought, I'm like, my first thought was actually like,

824
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 5: oh he could wear a hat. Yeah, yeah, this guy's

825
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 5: got his own kink going on.

826
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: This soccer fans got his own thing.

827
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:57,320
Speaker 2: If he got a wig that was just like hexagons

828
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,760
Speaker 2: of white and black hair.

829
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 3: You know, yes, I was picturing Lilith. Lilith's there.

830
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: The spokesman for SPFL said, we are aware of a

831
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: few brief instances. I think this happened a lot of

832
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 1: wandering cameras and have been assured by pix a lot

833
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 1: they are working to fix it.

834
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:18,839
Speaker 2: Picks a lot.

835
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: It's so guy, it's so good this happens.

836
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 4: I can't think of a sport i'd be watching where

837
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 4: I'd be like that mad.

838
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 1: Would be amazing.

839
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 2: Within the game, yeah, I'd be like, where's that head

840
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 2: going next? He runs towards the goal and like just

841
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 2: walks over the line and it's like score the balls

842
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 2: on the other side of the court.

843
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: I love that. I would go like if that happened

844
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 1: in the w n b A, I would be I

845
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: would encourage people to be like, Okay, it follows the

846
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:56,720
Speaker 1: orange ball, So let's wear our throwback orange jerseys tonight.

847
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 1: Like let's just have this robot camera just going in

848
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: every direction. It's so fun. I love that, I really do.

849
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 1: I remember we got an original I was I was

850
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 1: friends with somebody that got one of the original Xbox cameras,

851
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: Like it was the thing that filmed you and then

852
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: you could do the dance and you could do all

853
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: the different sports. And they at the release party for

854
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,840
Speaker 1: the Xbox three sixty camera, they gave it out to

855
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 1: all these kids to be this big promotional day. And

856
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 1: then they hadn't worked the software to recognize the faces

857
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: of black children. It was like programmed, so it was

858
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,879
Speaker 1: only reading the faces of white kids and I think

859
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 1: some of the Asian American kids, but the black kids,

860
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: it just didn't see them at all. And it was

861
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 1: this huge snaffoo and everybody panicked. Yeah, and so they

862
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 1: had to do like a quick patch. Yeah, it was awful.

863
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 1: It was so terrible also.

864
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 2: That they never tested. That's so crazy that they.

865
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 1: It was so wild and so I think I still

866
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 1: have that one so where it's probably going to go

867
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: in like the Prejudice Museum Hall of Fame in the future.

868
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: But it was crazy that they were like today's the day.

869
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: Here you go, kids, and then half the kids were like, uh,

870
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 1: I am stuck on the home screen.

871
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 2: Well, do you want to hear one more story before

872
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 2: we let Sue go? This is just since we started

873
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 2: with a butthole, sueole, We're so sorry. They was sent

874
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 2: in by Michael rank at two bit me at more

875
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:44,319
Speaker 2: Trouble for suspect who gave cops name that did not

876
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 2: pass the smell test. That's a terrible title here it

877
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 2: is uh this was from a smoking gun written by

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00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,839
Speaker 2: no One. A Florida woman arrested for trespassing was hit

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00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 2: with a second criminal charge when, after being asked to

880
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:03,240
Speaker 2: identify herself, she repeatedly told cops that her name was quote,

881
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 2: my butt just farted, so that's great, Okay, So she

882
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:14,280
Speaker 2: said that over and over and over and over. Cops

883
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 2: asked multiple times, but defendant repeatedly said, my name is

884
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 2: my butt just farted. So and the best part is

885
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 2: officers subsequently identified her as an accused trespasser. But she

886
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 2: has her name is Guerrero and on her back she

887
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 2: has a Guerrero tattoo on her back in giant letters,

888
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 2: So she has her actual name tattooed on her back.

889
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 2: But she was just telling the cops, my butt just

890
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 2: farted is her name. And you know what, I think

891
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 2: she's banana Banana of the week. I love her so much.

892
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 4: I just feel like she had to say butt, Like

893
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 4: what else would have parted?

894
00:46:55,320 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the best started.

895
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 3: Yeah anything.

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00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 2: It was really beautiful, thank you.

897
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: When I was in Brooklyn, I was waiting tables at

898
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 1: this place and there used to be a bar called Snookies.

899
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 1: And this was before the Jersey Shore era of snookie

900
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: So in the seventies, I guess Snookies was the spot

901
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,800
Speaker 1: like like velvet rope line out the door, Cadillacs parked outside,

902
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,799
Speaker 1: and then years go by, and by the nineties it

903
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 1: was mostly older folks from the neighborhood. It was like

904
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: the park Slope locals, the people that you know, the

905
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:36,399
Speaker 1: real deal drinkers, so Snookies closed when they came. When

906
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 1: they closed, they all came to the bar at Two

907
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 1: Boots in Park Slope, And so I got to know

908
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: all these older I mean we're talking people that had

909
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 1: just been cops in the sixties and seventies. And this

910
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: one told me the story that F. Murray Abraham, the

911
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: Academy Award winning actor, used to drink at Snookies. He's

912
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,399
Speaker 1: from Brooklyn, I think he might have even been from

913
00:47:56,480 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: Park Slope, and he went to college stuff theater. He

914
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 1: started acting, but he was just known as a neighborhood guy.

915
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 1: His first break was he was the Grapes in a

916
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:13,880
Speaker 1: Fruit of the Loom underwear commercial. So everybody at Snooki's

917
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 1: called him Grapes. Everybody and you can imagine the Brooklyn

918
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 1: accents and the Ballbuster cops and all those guys. So

919
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: every time he go in to grab a drink, Hey grape,

920
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: how you do it? Hey Grapes, How you do it?

921
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,879
Speaker 1: And he took it. So like fifteen years go by,

922
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 1: now it's like the nineties and he wins for I

923
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 1: think for playing Saliari in Amadaeis. And the guy is

924
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 1: the sickest actor. I mean he is so excellent. So

925
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: all these people are hanging out, all these retirees, and

926
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: f Mary Abraham comes into his old neighborhood bar. You know,

927
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 1: boy done good, and he sits down and was middle

928
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 1: of to day and this guy goes, hey, Grapes, how

929
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: you doing, and he loses his mind. He picks up

930
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 1: his chair, he throws it against the wall. He starts screaming,

931
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: and he's like, you backs, I am a like American actor.

932
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 1: I have won Academy Awards. I have won like He's

933
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 1: basically one of those guys that's gone his way to

934
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 1: get the egot flipping out like screaming after like his

935
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: whole entire adult life being called grapes and they just

936
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 1: like pants. It gets furious and the like calms down,

937
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 1: and I guess this old bottle nose retired copy in

938
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:25,280
Speaker 1: the bar goes, hey, Grapes, take it easy, and everybody

939
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 1: just started laughing. And my goal in life is if

940
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 1: I'm ever at an entertainment award show or whatever, I'm

941
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 1: gonna walk over to and I'm like, hey, Grapes, how

942
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 1: you been, And I'm just gonna see if I can

943
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: make and then run yeah, and then just doc and

944
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 1: Bob and weave grapes, take it easy.

945
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 3: He should be proud of grapes.

946
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 2: I agree, and proud of just humbly having a nickname.

947
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 4: You know that everybody remembered like years later.

948
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 1: I think it's neighborhood. It's cool, it's community.

949
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, Sue, thank you so much for being on

950
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 2: on the show.

951
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks for having me. It was fun.

952
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 1: It was an absolute treat. Do you do you want

953
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,879
Speaker 1: us to plug anything? Do you want us to look

954
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: forward to anything? Any parting, words of wisdom, anything you

955
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 1: got to get off your chest.

956
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,280
Speaker 3: Be careful of wild turkeys.

957
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 4: Yes, you're female, and I feel like I'm gonna call

958
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 4: it the Great Core.

959
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 3: Now, So thank you.

960
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 1: The Great car is. It's ongoing, but we're doing the

961
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,839
Speaker 1: best just to keep it as Yeah.

962
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you so much for having me.

963
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:30,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, Sue.

964
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Speaker 1: Bye, Bananas Bananas.

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production, produced and engineered

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00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 2: by Katie Levine, theme song by Kahanamani, and all of.

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Speaker 1: Our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

968
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00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 2: where we post so many more stories and make it

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00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,920
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