Speaker 1: Forever, hay gang. All right, yay, how are we? How
Speaker 1: are we doing, Marie? We are snowed in and we
Speaker 1: have had a pretty chill day. I think, how are
Speaker 1: you doing?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, anything?
Speaker 3: I would say the same motherfucking thing, What did you
Speaker 3: do today? I saw your instagram? It was funny, oh
Speaker 3: about being snowed in with Bay.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, Sidney, every time it snows now, I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: this is the perfect time to have somebody in my house.
Speaker 1: Or oh my god, every time it snows, I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: I should just be like, you know, we should be
Speaker 1: silhouette challenging all over my apartment right now, and said,
Speaker 1: I'm here by myself, just like shadow dancing.
Speaker 3: It's very sad, but we we have each other, Marie,
Speaker 3: because I am also shadow dancing with my cat.
Speaker 1: So it's not the same thing. Sidney, I'm saying that
Speaker 1: I should have someone in my like we should be
Speaker 1: butt naked, like, you know, wearing snuggies with the butt
Speaker 1: putt the butt part cut out. We should be like
Speaker 1: he should be stirring sauce on the stove, like like,
Speaker 1: taste the babe, is it too? And then I'm like
Speaker 1: garnic is good, you know, like that's what snowy snow
Speaker 1: days make me think I should be doing. But I
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 3: I'm also saying that I'm I'm obviously not single, but
Speaker 3: I'm in a long distance relationship and I will be
Speaker 3: putting my pussy on the ring light and uh, you know,
Speaker 3: I'm I'm facetiming with my clit on the camera.
Speaker 1: There, clit, pussy on the ring. We use that already.
Speaker 1: I think we might have used that already. And I
Speaker 1: love that you love it, so I I.
Speaker 3: Even message you. I said, Marie, you want to spend
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day together? And no, no message back, no response.
Speaker 1: That feels that feels like hate speech. Why I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know, friend, let me let me see, because
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm in a very weird place right now.
Speaker 1: I guess we can honesty. I guess we can get
Speaker 1: into it. Well, you know I have I have a
Speaker 1: therapist he named Lydia, So you know this is this
Speaker 1: is new, the new and improved Marie. But also you
Speaker 1: said honesty like I'd be on here lion. Oh oh wow,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't think you'd be lying. But I think that
Speaker 3: you know, sometimes you hold back some things or whatever.
Speaker 1: But oh wow, is this your review of me on
Speaker 1: the podcast? Oh? Absolutely not interesting.
Speaker 3: You're you're one hundred percent involved with a pod. But
Speaker 3: I just want to make sure that, like, you know,
Speaker 3: you want to spill, spill some emotional ty. I mean
Speaker 3: because you give, because you give, you give ta it's hot,
Speaker 3: but it's it'd be a motionless sometimes.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, thank you Scutney Washington. I
Speaker 1: love that. Scutiny is just a part of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a bit even on sid Can Cook.
Speaker 2: I think Andrew to like in the comments because someone
Speaker 2: was like trying to drag someone about like traveling or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh Amina, they are coming for Yeah well, I
Speaker 1: mean Sidney was coming for Amina, and then I was
Speaker 1: turned into the comment. Sydney, your birthday show on IG
Speaker 1: Live was first of all, the most hilarious three and
Speaker 1: a half hours that I've spent.
Speaker 2: I think it's actually at going on right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was so wild and crazy kids. But the
Speaker 1: highlight of the show, which I miss a lot, is
Speaker 1: the comment section, Like, like, I like the craziness is
Speaker 1: going on with me, Carolina and the guests. But the
Speaker 1: comments be its own entity. Well last and last night,
Speaker 1: I think people were like starved for it because the
Speaker 1: comments were like as soon as you popped up, people
Speaker 1: were like, yes, oh wow, can't wait, oh to look
Speaker 1: the music the Carolina like and Carolina was late last
Speaker 1: night and she was high and she came in a look.
Speaker 1: I was like, is it Carolina's birthday? Like and a
Speaker 1: bottle of wine. She's put a bottle of wine while
Speaker 1: she's coming in with a glass. I freaking love Carolina. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were talking and she's like in the background, just
Speaker 1: like pouring a heavy glass of soft blank just yes,
Speaker 1: just white women Lifetime movie channel realness in the background.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: You were on fire with the comments. You were every
Speaker 3: time you wrote something. I was like, this bitch is
Speaker 3: running her special right now. I was so good, that's
Speaker 3: so funny. I was like, you and can they see me?
Speaker 3: I was reading your comments out loud when I told
Speaker 3: I saw them, I was saying them.
Speaker 1: Well, you know you had that sedition spinach girl, it
Speaker 1: was cream City said I'm making cream of spinach or spinach.
Speaker 1: C it was cream was spinach in it.
Speaker 3: It was bad that I will have to say that
Speaker 3: was top five. I've only think I think I've had
Speaker 3: like three things that just didn't do it for us.
Speaker 1: But that number one. No one disgusting.
Speaker 3: That not edible, Yeah not cream of spinach.
Speaker 1: Knew it.
Speaker 3: It went to the Capitol. It rated the capital. That's
Speaker 3: how bad it was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah it did. It voted for Trump. It didn't
Speaker 1: vote for Trump, but it did say stop the count streaming,
Speaker 1: stop the count on that blade while the steak was
Speaker 1: literally get us spink for air next to it. That's
Speaker 1: that was the bloodiest steak I think I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: I have, I have never seen. It was like.
Speaker 2: A pile of horse poop in Central Park in a
Speaker 2: puddle of blood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so new. It looked real. It looked like something
Speaker 1: and Leal talk about that's yo. No it was.
Speaker 3: It was Chainsaw Massacre, Texas Chainsaw Masacre.
Speaker 1: It was discussing but how was it chewy and raw?
Speaker 3: We got to talk to who Carolina because Carolina was like,
Speaker 3: I need to make this now, and I said, okay, ma'am.
Speaker 3: She didn't even let anybody give her any suggestions or help.
Speaker 1: She just was doing it in the back. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I don't think it's something that she necessarily did wrong.
Speaker 1: It was a really thick ass cut of stick y'all
Speaker 1: needed a George Forman grill for that. That's what I
Speaker 1: wanted to tell When I first saw, I said a girl.
Speaker 1: Because she told me don't buy any stakes. I said,
Speaker 1: I have some. I said you did, okay? Yeah, she
Speaker 1: was like, I have some. I was like, okay. When
Speaker 1: I went up there, I said, oh, oh, these thick,
Speaker 1: thick with a to sea's no twelve seeds. Well there
Speaker 1: was some Chloe and Hat and Hally steaks. They would.
Speaker 3: Those steaks. It looks like it would take two days
Speaker 3: to cook.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they looked. Somebody was like, you got to put
Speaker 1: those in the oven before you start cooking them. I
Speaker 1: was like, wait, what I thought steak was like you
Speaker 1: know real BA say you some salt, some pepper or
Speaker 1: whatever the seasonings are that go on top and then
Speaker 1: you like cook it for like I don't know, seven
Speaker 1: minutes or six minutes on one side and then flip
Speaker 1: it into the other side.
Speaker 3: No, that's a regular like that's like a t bone steak.
Speaker 1: This type of steak.
Speaker 3: It was like you got to put it, put it
Speaker 3: in the oven so the heat can get to penetrate
Speaker 3: to the middle and then put it on top so
Speaker 3: you can make it kind of like crispy for the
Speaker 3: ceyru yes crut yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, So Sidney, you knew all those things and
Speaker 1: you didn't tell you a sushi.
Speaker 2: You're really learning. I love this.
Speaker 3: Growth, honey. I was ready for us to be done.
Speaker 1: Okay. I was spent. You know, the gas. The gas
Speaker 1: was gone. Listen, if you are listening to this, if
Speaker 1: you hear the sound of my voice, please go to
Speaker 1: Sydney's page and watch her live from her birthday show,
Speaker 1: because I mean, the experience is gonna be different without
Speaker 1: the comments. But yeah, the show was like Sidney, you
Speaker 1: were You were like, I I'm I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 1: The show is over right, the show's over now. Sidney
Speaker 1: has a breakdown. I think at least once once a week,
Speaker 1: but once a month there's one where no one, no
Speaker 1: one is happy. No you know, no, you don't y'all.
Speaker 1: Y'all were the the way y'all were lighting up them comments.
Speaker 1: It was like Christmas Eve. Andrew was clocked in, he
Speaker 1: was working.
Speaker 2: I was my nails. I bit them to the core.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh no, let's talk.
Speaker 1: About this birth. So you the producer of the show.
Speaker 2: Now helping Sydney with the production of the show.
Speaker 1: Yes, he said, I don't want I don't.
Speaker 2: He said, I'm not around that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Andrew, it is a look to be on this show.
Speaker 1: How dare you know?
Speaker 2: Because I had his ticket into I felt like a
Speaker 2: complete dumb ass when I sent out the recipes. I
Speaker 2: tried to condense them by sending just the steps, but
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that the measurements were not included, which
Speaker 2: I think only added to the experience. I think.
Speaker 1: But it was like every time they were trying to
Speaker 1: big a cake, okay, and none of the measurements were
Speaker 1: in the recipe, like not it's just that naire one
Speaker 1: It just said eggs, add milk and cream. It was like,
Speaker 1: well how many eggs? And people in the comments were
Speaker 1: like just do six? Do two big ones? And a
Speaker 1: little astrogic like people were just guessing what color.
Speaker 2: Spoon should I use? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right? And then you still don't have proper like measuring
Speaker 1: cups and spoons. It's bad, It's it's rough. Didn't a
Speaker 1: listener or listener, didn't a viewer get you those measuring
Speaker 1: cups and stuff?
Speaker 3: I think so, I don't know, it's just it's hard.
Speaker 3: I mean, you want me to be like on top
Speaker 3: of everything, you know.
Speaker 1: What were you on top of the Look no, that's
Speaker 1: the real question. Look, yeah, Larry.
Speaker 3: The best drag of the evening was Larry was going
Speaker 3: off on us and then Carolina said, think some things
Speaker 3: run smoothly here.
Speaker 1: He said, yes, y'all. Skin, the outfit, your hair, that's
Speaker 1: the only thing. Because Sid can cook, can can't cook cook?
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, So it was awesome. I had fun. You know,
Speaker 3: we're recording this now the day after. But my birthday
Speaker 3: is tomorrow, and so.
Speaker 1: How are you how feeling about a pandemic birthday? Getting
Speaker 1: another year older?
Speaker 3: This is my first time, never never had this before.
Speaker 3: So you know, I feel like good vibes are coming around.
Speaker 3: I just got my period, so that sucks.
Speaker 1: Okay, so good vibes and then period. I don't think
Speaker 1: that that is.
Speaker 3: No good vibes meaning like I feel loved, you know,
Speaker 3: I have I have a good group of people around me.
Speaker 3: Things are not terrible. I just have my period, you know,
Speaker 3: and we're snow the fucking.
Speaker 1: I know, I can't believe. Like I went to the
Speaker 1: supermarket yesterday because I was like, they always hype these
Speaker 1: things up. But let me go to the supermarket just
Speaker 1: in Ingose and people were going crazy in They're like
Speaker 1: fighting for rotissery chickens.
Speaker 3: I was like, ugh, what what is witchy? People with
Speaker 3: the rotisserie chicken? Y'all have got to stop. You will
Speaker 3: get all rotisserie chicken and this ship will last a week.
Speaker 3: You'll be like kicking making sandwiches, frying it with eggs standing.
Speaker 1: But you know what's well is I used to judge
Speaker 1: those rotisserie chickens in the supermarket. No, they good. I
Speaker 1: mean right, I would judge them, but every time you
Speaker 1: walk by the and they always smell really good. But
Speaker 1: I would be like, come on, what in the TV
Speaker 1: dinner divorce a dad? Like divorce Dad? Hell is this?
Speaker 1: And then I got one? First of all, they'd be
Speaker 1: like eight dollars. They'd be like eight ninety nine or
Speaker 1: something crazy like that. So we're definitely not eating you know, chicken,
Speaker 1: but it tastes good, but it's like you gotta cut
Speaker 1: the rope, rubber band, elastic piece off and then it
Speaker 1: does last for mad long, like it's a lot of chicken.
Speaker 1: The best thing to do with it.
Speaker 3: Make a chicken salad with it, like the chicken chicken
Speaker 3: salad that's like with the mayo and the celery and stuff.
Speaker 1: It's really good. That rotstory good. The last time I
Speaker 1: had a rotissery chicken in my home it was probably
Speaker 1: like November. I made chicken enchiladas with it and that way, whoa, yeah, girl,
Speaker 1: you're making me hungry. This it was good. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I should I do a masterclass? This is I'm a.
Speaker 3: Chef right, I would love summary if you want to
Speaker 3: make me some ain't.
Speaker 1: There was no roal tissary chickens in that little churle.
Speaker 1: I was like, let me just do a quick nap.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh wow, nothing but Hawaiian rolls
Speaker 1: over there. I was like, yo, and those be going
Speaker 1: quick too.
Speaker 3: People use Hawaiian rolls to like as a like a
Speaker 3: door stop like they use.
Speaker 1: It's like all purpose for a fucking Hawaiian No doorstop.
Speaker 1: They're mad soft even after they like when you folded,
Speaker 1: when you you can fold it, people be folding and
Speaker 1: stacking together.
Speaker 3: It's it's good. They they definitely are all purpose. In
Speaker 3: my heart that you could stop up gravy and your tears.
Speaker 1: This is okay. Listen. You get you a little rotissery
Speaker 1: chicken with some Hawaiian rolls. You make a little chicken,
Speaker 1: little chicken sandwich with some lettuce and tomato on that thing.
Speaker 1: That's that's lunch.
Speaker 3: Chicken salad sandwich. Actually do a chicken salad and then
Speaker 3: put that in the Hawaiian bread. Girl, I'm so hungry,
Speaker 3: like I had one meal to do it. I had
Speaker 3: no meals. Oh no, I had a piece of my
Speaker 3: strawberry shortcake. That's what I did.
Speaker 1: Yes, strawberry short cake looked good for it. It was good.
Speaker 1: It was cute.
Speaker 3: I mean, we're we're making it. We're making it work.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: We had strawberry shortcake and couliflower that was that was
Speaker 3: on the menu.
Speaker 1: Cake and cauliflour and thick juicy cardib steaks and what
Speaker 1: was the other thing, Oh that cream with spinach in it.
Speaker 3: We definitely should have had the steaks on like a
Speaker 3: grill or something, because there was no way they were
Speaker 3: gonna get through.
Speaker 1: And Carolina has that smokeless grill that probably would have
Speaker 1: been perfect for those days.
Speaker 3: Yep, we should have used that shit, definitely. But AnyWho, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, you laugh. Hopefully next year I'll be able
Speaker 3: to really do something for my birthday. But you know,
Speaker 3: I don't mind staying in the house and just you know,
Speaker 3: it'll be a somber birthday, which is which is fine.
Speaker 3: I've had so many crazy parties and stuff for many
Speaker 3: many years.
Speaker 1: What's the what's the most memorable birthday that you have had?
Speaker 1: Most memorable?
Speaker 3: My birthday is always Super Bowl weekend. So this weekend
Speaker 3: I worked.
Speaker 1: A football player a little tighten no.
Speaker 3: I was waitressing at the time, and I had two
Speaker 3: you know, I have my two waitress and gigs, Riff
Speaker 3: Rafts and Rose Bar.
Speaker 1: So Rose Bar.
Speaker 3: I think they they did something for me at work.
Speaker 3: But I decided to have like this big party at
Speaker 3: Lavo because the guy from Moetan Dame was like, well,
Speaker 3: we'll we'll pay for everything. So I invited. I invited everybody.
Speaker 3: It was like come, come, come, they're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 3: have food.
Speaker 1: I mean they they brought out big, big large bottles
Speaker 1: of Moetan Dame on airplanes and everything. I mean on airplanes,
Speaker 1: what you mean, like what is an airplane?
Speaker 3: Like they had like a like a like a model
Speaker 3: of an airplane and they put the the bottle inside
Speaker 3: of it and they like, look, somebody's holding it and
Speaker 3: it looks like it's flying through the crowd.
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't I didn't know that they was doing
Speaker 1: that at the at fancy clubs.
Speaker 3: But yeah, but this was but this was at the daytime.
Speaker 3: This is daytime, right.
Speaker 1: So I'm we drinking. I had to work that night.
Speaker 1: We had like a pre super Bowl party. We had
Speaker 1: a pre super Bowl party at our but not like
Speaker 1: an official pre super Bowl, but we just know that
Speaker 1: a lot of people were gonna be out because they
Speaker 1: were in town for the super Bowl, right, So we drink, drink, drink, drink, drink.
Speaker 3: Then we're done. Then it's done at five. I had
Speaker 3: to be at work at ten. I was like, if
Speaker 3: I go home, right, I'm not coming back out. So
Speaker 3: then we go to PhD with the Moas Shandon guys.
Speaker 1: They getting up. They we drinking. Obviously, I had to
Speaker 1: call the drug dealer. I had to get some coke.
Speaker 1: So it was your birthday dinner, but you had to
Speaker 1: get the drug dealer to you had to get the
Speaker 1: drug dealer on the line.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna say this, I don't want to say
Speaker 3: that this person from moas Shandan got me drugs.
Speaker 1: So allegedly you had to get the drugs. Heard you right?
Speaker 3: So we go to PhD. We getting drinks more more
Speaker 3: bottles of champagne. So this is from we got there
Speaker 3: are like one at Lavo. Then we went to PhD
Speaker 3: from five five to like eight and you had to
Speaker 3: be ten. We were was like, yo, we cannot stay
Speaker 3: at PhD no more. So then I call up Anthony.
Speaker 3: Remember Anthony's like, yo, y'all your girls, rally them up,
Speaker 3: bring him to the house.
Speaker 1: So we get to his house. What did y'all think
Speaker 1: was gonna happen at Anthony's house? Anthony? Okay, if this
Speaker 1: is like the person with the turn up house, this
Speaker 1: is the person that like he got a grill and
Speaker 1: a terrorist and you know he got people on speed
Speaker 1: dial that he need when he needs them. Like you
Speaker 1: thought you were gonna go there to like recharge, like
Speaker 1: take yep, take a nap.
Speaker 3: I had a bag of like my clothes for work
Speaker 3: and everything. So boom, we go to Anthony's house. He's
Speaker 3: given us more you know, party goods, but I am tied.
Speaker 3: I was like I got to close my eyes. Tell
Speaker 3: me why my eyes are closed. My body feels like
Speaker 3: it's sleeping. My mind is like do like a pinball machine,
Speaker 3: like it's like I'm sleep but not really. So then
Speaker 3: because the the job was like maybe two blocks from
Speaker 3: his place, so that's why we were at his house.
Speaker 3: So then we get there, I'm fucked up, like I
Speaker 3: could barely put my makeup on.
Speaker 1: I'm done, hold on, hold on, so you out all day?
Speaker 1: Didn't have no makeup on? I know I had makeup,
Speaker 1: a gold eyelash, eye shadow on. No, I had makeup
Speaker 1: and like, you know, you have to refresh. Okay, so
Speaker 1: you so did you look like the Joker when you
Speaker 1: were done? How did the how did you do your makeup?
Speaker 1: I would say that it looked like I was.
Speaker 3: It had layered like new makeup on top of old makeup,
Speaker 3: red right right, right right.
Speaker 1: But I was like, the lights be off here, nobody
Speaker 1: can really see anything.
Speaker 3: It's fine.
Speaker 1: And then we were like, this is the this is
Speaker 1: the Collector's cover Girl Queen collection. I shadow it's gonna hit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they they can't see me in there.
Speaker 3: I had bangs, you know, you know, the banks be
Speaker 3: covering my eyes like really snuffhalov A kiss style. So
Speaker 3: so then you know I had to powder my nose
Speaker 3: because I had powder on my nose right from the.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So then we're working and it's busy, busy, busy, busy.
Speaker 3: I'm getting, they getting me war shots, I'm doing I'm
Speaker 3: doing lines of coke at work on the floor, Like
Speaker 3: that's how fucked up it. And then mind you, the
Speaker 3: girls had went to lava with me, so like I
Speaker 3: had half of the room already turned before before we
Speaker 3: could even start working.
Speaker 1: So when you're that high, that drunk, that messed up
Speaker 1: when you get to work for your shift? What are
Speaker 1: people paying you?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Are you getting orders wrong? Or you just comping everything?
Speaker 1: Like what's the end I was getting? I was a girl,
Speaker 1: I had been waitressing for eight years or like seven years.
Speaker 1: It's I know this stuff like the back of my head.
Speaker 1: Since I'm a for the listeners, I've seen you at
Speaker 1: work and I know that you get your john done.
Speaker 2: But is the phrase you said, back of your head?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's doing like the back of her head the
Speaker 1: back of my head. Beat together, they all, yeah, but
Speaker 1: you don't know what the back of your head looks like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, the back of your head. That's
Speaker 2: what's the phrase.
Speaker 1: Anyway bit bad? Wait, hold on, before you continue, have
Speaker 1: you looked at the back of your hands, because a
Speaker 1: lot of us don't really even know what they look like.
Speaker 1: So let's okay, anyway, go ahead, Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3: I know I have to use my hands not only
Speaker 3: to work, but put them inside of me or in
Speaker 3: someone else. So, like, you know, I want to see
Speaker 3: I might have like a wart or something on that.
Speaker 1: I guess. I don't know you're putting wardy fingers in
Speaker 1: somebody's coachses.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying if I was wardy AnyWho. So, uh,
Speaker 3: you know, it's busy, we're making money, We're in these
Speaker 3: booty shorts, we're wearing football jerseys. It was it was
Speaker 3: a crazy night. I mean, the drinks were flowing, we
Speaker 3: were making so much money. And then we went back
Speaker 3: to Anthony's that like we we got a fourth wind.
Speaker 1: Oh that no, that's that cocaine wind. Yes. So what
Speaker 1: time did you get out of work? Oh like six six,
Speaker 1: seven o'clock in the morning in the morning. So then
Speaker 1: so you were partying from one pm, yes, to six
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning. Yes, we go to Anthony's.
Speaker 3: We I guess, we hang out, we fall asleep, we
Speaker 3: wake up at eight or something like that. We go
Speaker 3: back to you know, me and my my old roommate.
Speaker 3: We go back to the apartment get ready because then
Speaker 3: it's Super Bowl Sunday and we had maybe two or
Speaker 3: three parties to go to the next day.
Speaker 1: I had, so I go to we go to a brunch.
Speaker 1: I got ten girls with me by the by the
Speaker 1: second place we get to, they're like, we're tired, we
Speaker 1: want to go home. I don't want to do and
Speaker 1: You're like, ryu yes, yes. They're crying. They're literally tears
Speaker 1: in there. They're like we want to go, like let
Speaker 1: us go, and I'm like, no, no, it's my birthday.
Speaker 1: You have to do this. And they were like, okay, yes, Sidney.
Speaker 1: Sidney's one of those it's my birthday, it's my birthday month,
Speaker 1: birthday month. I feel like that's I'm a certified birthday bitch.
Speaker 1: So then we get so then we get to our
Speaker 1: last stop is where were we at? Marquee? Okay, good
Speaker 1: old Marquis And I'm with me.
Speaker 3: And I think me and Roxy had gotten like I
Speaker 3: don't know, three arguments that night because we were that
Speaker 3: fucked up and that's just what happened. So we go
Speaker 3: there and I'm there, and I'm there with two other friends.
Speaker 3: Everybody half of the group went home. They were like,
Speaker 3: fuck this. They walked in and I was like yeah,
Speaker 3: and they walked right when we were checking our coats.
Speaker 3: They stepped out. They said, we are not coming in
Speaker 3: for this bullshit.
Speaker 1: We uh. I think I left my phone in the
Speaker 1: cab and they just didn't. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Then we get in. Another girl's like, I'm gonna go
Speaker 3: meet the drug dealer. Never comes back, Like people were, wait, did.
Speaker 1: Y'all check on her? Is she still alive? She wanted
Speaker 1: to get drugs and never returning out? But like whatever,
Speaker 1: I gotta guy, I'm doing this in the neighborhood. Like what.
Speaker 1: I was so mad at her. I was blowing up
Speaker 1: her phone. I'm wasted, Like, girl, we're depending on you.
Speaker 3: And then it's okay because you know, I know like
Speaker 3: four other drug dealers in the building.
Speaker 1: You're like, we were all rooting for you, just screaming
Speaker 1: at this poor dead girl Law and Order as view
Speaker 1: music playing in the background. Wow, So then it was
Speaker 1: the best time.
Speaker 3: We're having great everybody seeing me, they know me, they
Speaker 3: getting me stuff they buy. They're like, it was my
Speaker 3: actual birthday, but like again, it was the Super Bowl,
Speaker 3: so nobody really cares about me anymore. My day was done,
Speaker 3: which happens on Super Bowl a lot. It's like there's
Speaker 3: always something else happening.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, the super Bowl.
Speaker 2: That usually happens on.
Speaker 1: Super So shut up. So I turned my back.
Speaker 3: I turned my back for five minutes, and roxy is
Speaker 3: like hanging out with this guy and at his table,
Speaker 3: and I'm telling you, he had like twenty bottles of
Speaker 3: Don Petty on the light up dom at his table.
Speaker 1: How much is a bottle of that worse a club?
Speaker 3: Like six, six, seven hundred dollars?
Speaker 1: He had twenty of them and.
Speaker 3: He didn't even have a ton of people at his table.
Speaker 3: It was just like why, why did you get this right?
Speaker 3: And and so he didn't. He didn't even offer me
Speaker 3: a glass or anything. He's just like boot up with
Speaker 3: my best friend, and I'm waiting for her to like
Speaker 3: come back and be like girl.
Speaker 1: You good girl. She was with him the whole night,
Speaker 1: so you learn back she's making out with him and everything.
Speaker 1: So so you're at your table alone or you with people.
Speaker 1: You're just mad that she's not there. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm the last survivors of the fucking weekend. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you know, you know when there's like a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of sperm going into the filopian tube and then there's
Speaker 1: just the ones that just they're very weak and they're
Speaker 1: barely Yes, yes, facts, yes, come on, fun facts with
Speaker 1: Sydney sperm is in the filopian tube.
Speaker 2: Terms that you'll understand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, She's like, this is your brain when the sperm
Speaker 1: go into you know, you know, when the sperm be
Speaker 1: in the Filippian suit. Please do me a favorite and
Speaker 1: make sure that's the name of the episode. When well,
Speaker 1: that's maybe too many words.
Speaker 2: I mean, you said certified birthday bitch, and I think
Speaker 2: that that's I think that's fun.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I really like Filloppian tubes. I feel
Speaker 1: like that's a word that I don't think I've ever written.
Speaker 1: I want a piece of paper Filippian like I don't.
Speaker 1: I feel like I very spell it, but I also like,
Speaker 1: is it two peas?
Speaker 2: And I set it right on my first try.
Speaker 1: I'm very let me see, hold on, let me see,
Speaker 1: let me put it in my phone. See if it
Speaker 1: FILLOPI in followp in Oh, I got it right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's two l's okay, Sidney, go ahead, what's the you're
Speaker 1: trying to say that what's happening with the Filippian tubes bait?
Speaker 1: M hm? So then uh AnyWho?
Speaker 3: So the you know the scragglers that are like they're
Speaker 3: there but not really. They're not going to make it
Speaker 3: to the egg, but they're they're pushing, they're going through,
Speaker 3: they're trying.
Speaker 1: That was the the three girls.
Speaker 3: That were left. And I also, you know, they look haggard.
Speaker 3: I was like, what are y'all doing for me?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: So I just I needed my my ride or died
Speaker 3: my best friend and she was bowed up.
Speaker 1: But you know, best weeknd ever.
Speaker 3: I had gotten so many I didn't pay for a
Speaker 3: dime that week.
Speaker 1: Not I mean, you paid for some dime bags, but
Speaker 1: I I'm glad that you didn't die. Friend. This is
Speaker 1: uh honestly, that weekend could have been the death of
Speaker 1: a bottle girl.
Speaker 3: Right, you're just too brilliant. Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: That's because I've been in the house just sitting here
Speaker 1: thinking about things to say. When you say things on
Speaker 1: the way, if you say that. I'm definitely gonna say
Speaker 1: death of a bottle girl. I'm gonna use this filopian
Speaker 1: tube analogy, but I couldn't really perfect it, which I
Speaker 1: think you beat me. Sis. That's the best filopian tube
Speaker 1: analogy I've ever heard on this podcast.
Speaker 2: That was really great, Marie.
Speaker 3: What's the what's the other segment we got to do
Speaker 3: that now? Is it the reviews or the messy oh.
Speaker 1: The messy story? Yeah? Oh wait, hold on, let me
Speaker 1: Oh damn, you know what. There's no way to like
Speaker 1: bookmark these things on Instagram. I screenshot stuff. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: this was like kind of long. It was like a
Speaker 1: three part four point oh here it is here, it
Speaker 1: is here, it is okay, so okay, well I saiting.
Speaker 1: So you didn't even what I feel like you, Marie.
Speaker 1: What's the next segment?
Speaker 2: Segment?
Speaker 1: Segment? Hold on?
Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, Andrew, I want you to We're
Speaker 3: gonna cut that out. And I'm like, okay, my god,
Speaker 3: I'm so excited we got our segment out.
Speaker 1: It's a gossip with Marie. Yeah, that's not what do
Speaker 1: you want me to say? What you like?
Speaker 2: I think we're keeping all of this in. I think
Speaker 2: it's all.
Speaker 1: That's the studio. Man, you mother know Andrew, Andrew King
Speaker 1: of the Cuts. I think you have to leave this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good title.
Speaker 2: King of the Cuts.
Speaker 1: King of the Cuts is Andrew. Yeah. Okay, so what
Speaker 1: what are we calling? This? Is it? It's time for tea?
Speaker 1: Is it? Tell me something good? Tell miss some miss
Speaker 1: something good?
Speaker 3: Yes, that's good, tell me something good. That's the that's
Speaker 3: the segment, and there it is.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, it's time for telling me something good. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much, Thanks Sidney. So I'm sitting here?
Speaker 3: Do I do I sound like I'm here? Do I
Speaker 3: sound like I'm present?
Speaker 1: Sound presences? And you sound like you were on time
Speaker 1: to the podcast? She was, because I know you were
Speaker 1: never full twelve minutes late? Well, well I got here at.
Speaker 2: Eight and then you were like, let me moisturize.
Speaker 1: My hand because I watched them because I was in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. You rather sit here with poopy fingers.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: If we just want the apio, I don'tkay, King of
Speaker 1: the Cuts. I don't want. First of all, I'm too
Speaker 1: old to be walking around with pink eye. Can we
Speaker 1: talk about this if you are an adult, If you
Speaker 1: are an adult and you have pink eye and you
Speaker 1: don't have any children. I'm judging you.
Speaker 3: But why, I mean, anybody could get pink eye.
Speaker 1: You know what happened. I've never got you. Know how
Speaker 1: you get pink eye, you get eco mad in your eyes.
Speaker 1: So how I'm getting Juru all my fingers in my eyes? Right? Anyway,
Speaker 1: all that to say that I watched my hands before
Speaker 1: I came on the pod, and that's why I was
Speaker 1: twelve minutes late. Okay, tell me something good. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna read what it says. Okay, girl, I got a
Speaker 1: good one for y'all. Just you can use this on
Speaker 1: the pod. Just don't say my name because my ass
Speaker 1: will end up dead. Okay, ow murder suicide. I was
Speaker 1: working at a hair salon where I was learning tips
Speaker 1: and tricks from the owner, a CTE, older white gay man. Okay.
Speaker 1: We would spend a lot of time together because he
Speaker 1: was essentially my mentor. He hired me on the spot,
Speaker 1: no interview, no interview. What he hired me on the spot,
Speaker 1: no interview. Always complimented how I looked, paid me extremely
Speaker 1: well for a job I was half asking, Okay, our
Speaker 1: job goals? He flew me out all over for hairstyling classes,
Speaker 1: took me out to expensive dinners, beach. I was living
Speaker 1: the life. One day, he took me out to this
Speaker 1: restaurant so we could talk numbers aka in quotes, talk
Speaker 1: numbers aka how much money his business was making. We
Speaker 1: went to a fancy steakhouse and he made me an offer.
Speaker 1: I couldn't refuse how much he offered to triple my
Speaker 1: pay and pay my rent if we could fuck around,
Speaker 1: but couldn't say anything because he was married. I did
Speaker 1: it for a year, but the kicker. The kicker was
Speaker 1: I was already messing with the husband who was hotter
Speaker 1: and was already paying my rent and gifting me all
Speaker 1: the designer finery. I wanted what wait, wait, wait wait,
Speaker 1: kept all my money making avenues open for almost three
Speaker 1: years till they found out. We tried a three some,
Speaker 1: but nah, that didn't do it for me. So this
Speaker 1: person was banging their boss who was married, but also
Speaker 1: banging the boss's husband.
Speaker 2: So the man monetizing from it from both.
Speaker 1: Right to both of them were paying his rent.
Speaker 2: That's wild.
Speaker 3: They were in on that. They know that there's there's
Speaker 3: no fucking way. I don't believe Unfortunately, gay men cannot
Speaker 3: keep secrets, so I don't I don't believe that they
Speaker 3: did not know that they were both in on it.
Speaker 1: I literally paid my way through beauty school with all
Speaker 1: the money they were throwing at me. Plus I didn't
Speaker 1: pay rent while I was messing around with them. So
Speaker 1: that's three years of not paying First of all, three
Speaker 1: years of not paying rent sounds like a dream.
Speaker 3: First of all, How comes she's not paying one hundred
Speaker 3: dollars on the Patreon this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think yeah, sorry, I thought it was a woman.
Speaker 1: You he he he. They need to subscribe to the
Speaker 1: Patreon immediately. Well, I think this is they might could
Speaker 1: be retired. Sis. Let me see what the page is
Speaker 1: looking like. Let me see. Yeah, if they not on
Speaker 1: a boat in the pandem, they're poor. I don't know.
Speaker 1: He's really cute.
Speaker 3: Show me a picion or send it to the group.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send it to the group. Yeah, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: is this little banyang work? Hey? Anything for Sally nas Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll send you a picture. Sidney, you don't believe because
Speaker 1: you think gays can't keep secrets. So maybe that's the
Speaker 1: name of the episode. Gays can't keep secrets.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, gays can't keep secrets. I mean, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: understand how you're sleeping with both of them and neither
Speaker 1: of them, no, because are you doing it in shifts
Speaker 1: like when one is home or they coming to you.
Speaker 2: I think I'm with Sidney on this one. I think
Speaker 2: that they both need to know. There's no way that
Speaker 2: they don't.
Speaker 1: Think you think they need to know, you don't think
Speaker 1: or you think that they don't.
Speaker 2: Just thinking logistically, I don't think that it makes sense
Speaker 2: that they wouldn't know, right.
Speaker 1: I don't know they don't. I think if they're both,
Speaker 1: if they're both doing their own thing on the side,
Speaker 1: they might be doing their both thing on the side
Speaker 1: with other people, so they're not checking for other people's
Speaker 1: mess or they're open, or they're open, but don't know
Speaker 1: that they're sleeping with the same person. I don't know, girl,
Speaker 1: it's messy, and I'm here for the mess. I'm not
Speaker 1: here for that. But look at her.
Speaker 3: I wonder how much money was spent in those three years.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I don't know, but if I didn't
Speaker 1: have to pay rent is my biggest expense. If I
Speaker 1: don't have to pay rent for twelve months first tile,
Speaker 1: let me see how much money I'm saving.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you what's the biggest thing that I
Speaker 3: have debt? That is, if I didn't have this debt, Buch,
Speaker 3: I would be feeling like the sound of music the
Speaker 3: bitch in the field, just.
Speaker 1: Sound mus I have I have a voting I would
Speaker 1: be floating. I would be floating. I have debt, but
Speaker 1: I don't even like, can't figure it into my things
Speaker 1: because I'm not paying any of my debt. It's just
Speaker 1: student loans that I ignore. They be calling me. I've blocked
Speaker 1: the number when Sally May calls me, so I don't
Speaker 1: even get my phone, don't ring. They'll text me and
Speaker 1: be like, hey, are you having a hard child? Do
Speaker 1: you want to do forbearents? I don't even know what
Speaker 1: forbearance means. I just be ignoring them in debt, but
Speaker 1: like text yes if you want to to enroll you
Speaker 1: or stop if you want us to stop. So like
Speaker 1: a week later, I'd be like yes, and that was
Speaker 1: in forbearance. So come on, Joe h Joseph Biden, come
Speaker 1: on and uh, let's forgive all my student debt because
Speaker 1: I don't want to pay it so.
Speaker 3: The fact that they're still making people pay in a pandemic,
Speaker 3: that's how you know they're roofless.
Speaker 1: Truly assholes, like make the Wall Street hedge fund people
Speaker 1: pay for it. They got money, they could clear people's
Speaker 1: student loan debt. Leave me alone. Yeah, if I didn't
Speaker 1: pay rent for a year, I would have over twenty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars saved.
Speaker 3: Which I'm gonna sound crazy for saying that. I'm like,
Speaker 3: that's that's not a ton of money, you know, twenty
Speaker 3: thousand dollars, beach, twenty.
Speaker 1: Thousand dollars that I can do something else with that
Speaker 1: was with, Yeah, you're right. Do you know we wouldn't
Speaker 1: even be here, Marie Redd, I wouldn't be doing a
Speaker 1: podcast if somebody's paying my rent, I would be living
Speaker 1: my life. Marie, you wouldn't do the podcast if you
Speaker 1: even all your bills were paid, you wouldn't be doing it.
Speaker 1: Just you're having fun. Yeah, But if I had twenty
Speaker 1: twenty extra thousand dollars, friend, I would be that's all
Speaker 1: you need. That's all you need, bitch to get butt out.
Speaker 1: Twenty grand. Yeah I need twenty grand. But my name
Speaker 1: has Marie on the lease. Okay, Marie.
Speaker 3: So if somebody was like, I'll pay you twenty thousand
Speaker 3: dollars to not be on the pod anymore, you would
Speaker 3: be like, I'm out.
Speaker 1: No, I mean, what's the I gotta do butt stuff?
Speaker 1: Like what would you giving me this twenty thousand dollars for?
Speaker 1: What does that mean I have to kill somebody? Like
Speaker 1: obviously I'm not gonna kill nobody for twenty g's. I
Speaker 1: need more money than that. But I'm just saying that, Like,
Speaker 1: if I was saving that much money, then I think
Speaker 1: I might be a slightly different person. Money is definitely
Speaker 1: going to change me one hundred percent, you think, Marie. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: If I'm in a different tax bracket that I am
Speaker 1: in right now, I'm gonna be terribly cunty. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be a terrible person.
Speaker 3: That's crazy because I was making a lot. I feel
Speaker 3: like I was making over you know, maybe one hundred
Speaker 3: and thirty thousand dollars maybe more, and I was just
Speaker 3: like so nice. I was really really nice, Like I
Speaker 3: felt like I had I was making so much money
Speaker 3: every night, and I just wanted to give and just
Speaker 3: be really frivolous and help people.
Speaker 1: I'm like you said, frivolous. Oh that means like you
Speaker 1: were just spending excessively. Oh girl, you need a cab.
Speaker 1: Let me get you a cab. Oh you don't got
Speaker 1: it for dinner. Let me get your dinner like stuff
Speaker 1: like that. Sidney's like, I'll I'll pay your parmesan crusted chicken. Yo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I see that. But also be having making fast easy
Speaker 1: money in your early twenties is different than making fast easy,
Speaker 1: well not fast easy, but like working hard and making
Speaker 1: money as you get older. When you when you're working
Speaker 1: for it and you're older, you're just like, ah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't what the bus is for pores. You're just like, ah, yes,
Speaker 1: I will nudge the baby down the stairs. I'm too
Speaker 1: rich to wait online behind a baby with bookers in
Speaker 1: their nose. You're just you're a different person. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I do you agree or disagree? Andrew? Do you think money? Andrew? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's different if you're young making money than when you're older.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know. I feel like I'm in
Speaker 2: a very particular situation.
Speaker 1: Yes you are, because I've seen what your family look like,
Speaker 1: so I know you come from corner. You You're you're.
Speaker 3: Okay, like you're out in the city on your own,
Speaker 3: but like if you need to go back home, they're like,
Speaker 3: come on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Andrew the fresh Prince of bel Air House in.
Speaker 2: New Jersey, I can afford to do this job, if
Speaker 2: that makes sense exactly.
Speaker 1: So that's why we don't understand why you're trying to leave. Bro,
Speaker 1: what the fun? It's not feeling fulfilled babe.
Speaker 2: Now. I mean like when I when I brought that
Speaker 2: up a few weeks ago, I gave it some second
Speaker 2: thought and maybe that was like at the end of
Speaker 2: a long day again.
Speaker 1: Heard and they were like, oh this you forever dog this.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They you walked, they made you come into a room.
Speaker 1: It was dark. They swiveled around on the chair with
Speaker 1: a cattle on their lap, and they were like thish thish.
Speaker 2: No, but I would. I would. I would love to remain.
Speaker 2: I think I would like to make more money, but
Speaker 2: I would love to remain on this show. If that
Speaker 2: makes sense.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, that's what are you saying? Mm hmm. I
Speaker 1: feel like if you had twenty thousand dollars more a week,
Speaker 1: a month, no, a year, no, because honestly, you would
Speaker 1: be like podcast producer.
Speaker 2: What no, I think that I do value this this
Speaker 2: time of the week so much. Every every time that
Speaker 2: we do record, I think that it's it is. It
Speaker 2: really just alleviates my day. It's just so much fun.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yes, it's a good it's a good time.
Speaker 1: It is. It is a good time. And I feel
Speaker 1: like we, for the most part, are not stressful people
Speaker 1: to work with.
Speaker 2: For the most part, I would agree, Yeah, for the most.
Speaker 1: I know who we are. I know. Yeah, so you're
Speaker 1: talking about you're talking about Marie. I've heard right, Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3: Tell me something good. I have something as well, Marie. Oh,
Speaker 3: I want to read. I want to read, read a review, Oh.
Speaker 1: A new one? Yeshous go ahead and read it. Okay.
Speaker 3: Nothing but love for this podcast and this is from
Speaker 3: Anna with three INDs.
Speaker 1: Sydney and Marie are amazing.
Speaker 3: I've subscribed to their Patreon so I can listen to
Speaker 3: them as much as humanly possible. Both women are smart, funny, beautiful,
Speaker 3: entertaining and relatable.
Speaker 1: I absolutely love them. They make me laugh even.
Speaker 3: When depression has me thinking I can't. They are nothing
Speaker 3: but laughs and sunshine. Give them five stars. Give them
Speaker 3: your money, Give them a shining review, Give Marie your
Speaker 3: messy gossip, give Sidney your bisk Off cookies. Give them
Speaker 3: a raise, including Andrew.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, we love that.
Speaker 2: Since we've referenced the cookie in a while. Right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, That's why I was like, Sis, you couldn't give
Speaker 3: you couldn't be like, give Sidney a No, I get it,
Speaker 3: It's fine, totally.
Speaker 1: I love you. Anna you hear Sidney dragging the positive review? No,
Speaker 1: beach a good one, were a bad one?
Speaker 3: No, it was great. This is this is what we need,
Speaker 3: this is what we want.
Speaker 1: You know, we always have to outweigh the bad because
Speaker 1: you know, we had a lot of traction on the
Speaker 1: on the instagram last. Okay, yeah, can we talk about
Speaker 1: this Because the way that you were running through the
Speaker 1: stories like the tomb Rada, I thought people were dragging
Speaker 1: you in the messages. So I lig on and I
Speaker 1: just I'm you know, I'm like dragging my friend. I
Speaker 1: was like, she is the births of my Earnie. She's
Speaker 1: fifty percent of the podcast. I was like, shut up.
Speaker 1: And then I went to the comment the messages and
Speaker 1: I was like, no one said anything bad here. I
Speaker 1: was like it's nothing but love and support. And I
Speaker 1: was like, well, people already saw what I posted. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna delete the story. But it was like, girl, Sydney,
Speaker 1: I love that. What did you let me?
Speaker 2: I love that there was no negative reviewing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sydney had an eight point an eight dash story
Speaker 1: and I was like, who is what is happening? And
Speaker 1: then I went because I fully prepared to like read
Speaker 1: somebody that was like yeah, you late ass, lazy ass
Speaker 1: no tea having it Like no, I didn't.
Speaker 2: Wait, So what did prompt you, Sydney.
Speaker 3: It was the review that we got, that one review
Speaker 3: that says it's.
Speaker 2: That we already talked through in a public format. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: on the.
Speaker 1: On the podcast. Yeah, I had to air that out,
Speaker 1: air all my grievances.
Speaker 2: I'm glad that you had the platform to do so.
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure. I just want to
Speaker 1: make sure that anybody who anybody who want to come
Speaker 1: back with energy like that, we're gonna we're gonna drag you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they're like we're gonna drag you, so you know,
Speaker 1: they're trying to keep us humble cists. They said, don't
Speaker 1: forget where you came from. We remember when y'all were
Speaker 1: screaming into a laptop for Comedy Hype. They said, this
Speaker 1: is this is not why I sit here and wait
Speaker 1: for Fridays.
Speaker 3: Shut up, shut up, It's fine, it's it's lovely.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I love compliment, so anything to get a good hey,
Speaker 3: we love you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, girl.
Speaker 1: People were complimenting you on sid Can Cook this week
Speaker 1: and you were like, no one's gonna and the compliments
Speaker 1: were like she's gorgeous, she's radiant, dead ass, she'sah blah.
Speaker 1: And she was like, no one's gonna say I'm funny.
Speaker 1: They were it was like compliments and she was like,
Speaker 1: just nice. I don't care about being hot. And it
Speaker 1: was like, yes, you'll do.
Speaker 2: But you were I know, because if no one, if
Speaker 2: everyone was saying that you're funny, then you would be like,
Speaker 2: why aren't you saying that I'm hot?
Speaker 1: You'd be like, what about my next?
Speaker 3: Because it's a given, honey, it's a given.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, this is why, Cinny. Do you think we'll
Speaker 1: be friends forever? Marie? You I'm asking you, do you
Speaker 1: think we'll be friends forever? Me?
Speaker 3: And you absolutely, Marie. If you if you were like
Speaker 3: I don't want to be your friend anymore. I would
Speaker 3: do whatever it takes to get us to to be
Speaker 3: back friends.
Speaker 1: I would do anything, like the beginning of a lifetime.
Speaker 1: I don't care. You know this sounds like that Beyonce
Speaker 1: movie where she was sleeping with obsessed yea, and she
Speaker 1: was like, that's my man, my friend. I'm just having
Speaker 1: brunch with like a colleague or my sister, and You're like,
Speaker 1: this is my friend, Marie.
Speaker 3: You know how hard I go for you and how
Speaker 3: obsessed I am. And I'm your biggest fan and fant
Speaker 3: with a tea at I'm your fan, and you know
Speaker 3: I yeah, I would do anything to make sure that
Speaker 3: we stay friends forever.
Speaker 1: I will do anything, but I won't do Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: because I'm asking because you said that Karen Sivil and
Speaker 1: that girl and Jesse were dealing with something. I wanted
Speaker 1: to talk about that. Oh yeah they were. They use
Speaker 1: to be cool. No, yeah, it was weird. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Karen Sibil said something right, I don't know, and then
Speaker 3: somebody like hit up Jesse would like tagged her and
Speaker 3: the comment and.
Speaker 1: A messy follower that's like this, they talk about you.
Speaker 3: They can never keep it to themselves. They're like, this
Speaker 3: is what it is. So then Jesse has right wrote.
Speaker 3: Somebody wrote how she find mess in your comments? Confused
Speaker 3: that they said that to I get Jesse or whatever,
Speaker 3: and Jesse wrote, because she throws rocks then hides her
Speaker 3: hand behind women Empowerment. How you get on Twitter and
Speaker 3: ask fit black female podcast, then get mad when I
Speaker 3: suggest poor minds and girl fuck you. If Karen Sibyl
Speaker 3: didn't steala mova of Gotti's concept she sent, she wouldn't
Speaker 3: send her Twitter goons after me. So I guess, Oh,
Speaker 3: I guess that Jesse Woo was saying that Karen Sivil
Speaker 3: had stole somebody's podcasts.
Speaker 1: Like someone's podcast idea.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, she said so. And I think Karen Silvil
Speaker 3: got upset that she suggested poor minds and girl fuck you.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I feel like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: y'all know who Karen Sivil is, you just go on
Speaker 1: Lipstick Alley and google her. But she's she's I don't know.
Speaker 1: She seems to be kind of messy like she Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: I thought that she was like like women apartment always
Speaker 3: like helping out trying to uplift the ladies, helping everyone
Speaker 3: in the industry.
Speaker 1: She knows everybody.
Speaker 3: She has a very large platform, et cetera, et cetera,
Speaker 3: and so and so does Jesse. Jesse has a huge
Speaker 3: follow right right, So then what she she just started?
Speaker 3: So then so then she said, Jesse wrote, we had
Speaker 3: a conversation offline where you tried to press me against
Speaker 3: Mauva of Gotti Podcasts for stealing her concept. I guess
Speaker 3: Karen had stole the concept, Sidney.
Speaker 1: I don't know when you introduced this topic to me,
Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be some like TTT, but
Speaker 1: this is like, what what was it? Well, she said, well, no,
Speaker 1: you know what it is. I'm bad at reading. That's
Speaker 1: what it is. I need to do. Sis. You're good
Speaker 1: at drama. But what's the drama here? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just saw a lot going on on on Jesse's
Speaker 3: Instagram and I follow her and I think she's really funny.
Speaker 3: You know, she's she always has great commentary. So when
Speaker 3: she was presenting this drama between her and Karen, I
Speaker 3: was like, well, that feels like she doesn't normally do that.
Speaker 3: So this, you know, I'm against Karen now, I was like,
Speaker 3: you can't do that to Jesse.
Speaker 1: Jesse's cool, she is cool, But also like I think
Speaker 1: that's that's the type of friend that I am. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you have a problem with somebody, then we have
Speaker 1: a problem with somebody. But then then I feel like
Speaker 1: Sidney is the type of person that, like, you know,
Speaker 1: they'll talk and then they'll be friends again. And I'm
Speaker 1: still hating this person that you told me that we
Speaker 1: hate and I'm the only one that hates them now,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like that's the dynamic of our friendship.
Speaker 1: Like You'll be Marie, this person slighted me or wronged me,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, Okay, well fucked him. They can't
Speaker 1: come to my birthday party. And then like two days later,
Speaker 1: Sidney's like brunch with babe with me, sweetie, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: who the hell I thought we were? I thought we
Speaker 1: hated them. We talked, but I've already decided, because I'm
Speaker 1: such a good friend, that this person is dead to me.
Speaker 1: And it's hard for me to like go back if
Speaker 1: I decide that I don't like somebody, it's hard for
Speaker 1: me to dig deep into myself and like look past
Speaker 1: that hate and then like them. So okay, so I
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 3: Jesse Wood Karen that Karen had stole, that Karen Sivil
Speaker 3: had stole this person's podcast. ID okay, And she's saying
Speaker 3: that all Karen Sivil does do, all she does is steal.
Speaker 3: And so for me, right, it's I don't like seeing
Speaker 3: people have like fights like this on on Twitter and Instagram.
Speaker 3: It's like I don't like saying no, no, not not
Speaker 3: like not too prominent black women.
Speaker 1: No, I would, I would like them to work that offline, you.
Speaker 3: Know, but if it's against any other you know, if
Speaker 3: it's a man and somebody, I said, yeah.
Speaker 1: Let's go Trey Songs and Chris Brown y'all both beat women. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's dook it out, like you know, I like that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I like both of these gals. And you know,
Speaker 1: Jesse made a good point about women empowerment. I mean,
Speaker 1: we really push it, body positivity, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 1: But then you know Chloe Bailey, you know from Chloe
Speaker 1: and Halle, Chloe and Hallie. You know, she was having
Speaker 1: a good old run on Instagram posting her videos well,
Speaker 1: and they were giving and then eventually they were like,
Speaker 1: oh you think you, Oh, you need attention. You're doing
Speaker 1: too much well, because it was like, this is me
Speaker 1: playing Devil's Advocate here because every day we would log
Speaker 1: online and she posted something new, and I think for people,
Speaker 1: it started with the busset challenge because I don't think
Speaker 1: people realize how juicy the booty is. And then after
Speaker 1: that she posted I don't know, she just posted like
Speaker 1: I don't even know what else she posted, but she
Speaker 1: trends every day on Twitter. So she posted a video
Speaker 1: She's like lighting sage and hello Alto or Paalo Santo.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. You know, I don't
Speaker 1: burn that at my house. She's burning things. But she
Speaker 1: had on pam and a shirt and she has a
Speaker 1: big butt. So people were like. Some people were like, oh,
Speaker 1: it looks good, Oh look at the body. And other
Speaker 1: people were like, she's doing too much. She's desperate. She's
Speaker 1: been acting real different since Drake followed her on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, and it's but it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: like what does that matter? Like if I had Instagram
Speaker 3: when I was twenty two, when I was twenty two,
Speaker 3: I had MySpace and I want to post I want
Speaker 3: to post the video I want to post the pictures
Speaker 3: that I was putting up on that bitch.
Speaker 1: It's scandalous. I had to take down all of my MySpace.
Speaker 1: I love the city. My Space pictures, oh my god,
Speaker 1: they were terrible. She's on like a mink rug the bank,
Speaker 1: the wiggie shifted a little bit to the side a beach,
Speaker 1: and she's wearing I want to say, like a lace
Speaker 1: body suit. Are you giving? Are you wearing Victoria's Secret
Speaker 1: in those photos?
Speaker 3: Girl?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like I was wearing she
Speaker 1: By Charay Rainbow Edition. It was just wearing September Spring summer. Yes,
Speaker 1: you looked it was bad hot, but like how many?
Speaker 1: I mean, I was gonna ask how many follows you
Speaker 1: had on MySpace?
Speaker 3: But I don't remember. Remember, I don't remember. I know,
Speaker 3: I know i'd had top eight or something like that.
Speaker 3: But yeah, if I would have had Instagram when you know,
Speaker 3: right now, but be twenty two, who knows what the
Speaker 3: fuck I would be putting up in there. You know,
Speaker 3: if I would have just got my boobs done, and
Speaker 3: when I just got my boobs in and I was
Speaker 3: on Instagram, I didn't have stories, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: But like I posted a few.
Speaker 3: No, I guess I just I don't post as many,
Speaker 3: Like if I really wanted to put it on them,
Speaker 3: I could put it on them, but I choose not
Speaker 3: to because they're not They're not worthy at times.
Speaker 1: But you should be able to do whatever the fuck
Speaker 1: you want to do on your page, right, But everything
Speaker 1: that a woman does is not necessarily for a man's attention.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of times women do stuff like
Speaker 1: a lot of times women get dressed for other women
Speaker 1: because it's like hello, they go, oh this is this?
Speaker 1: Kill am god that we get dressed for women because
Speaker 1: a lot of dudes, you know, y'all wearing you know,
Speaker 1: the the jean jacket with the hoodie attached, like we
Speaker 1: we don't dress for you, not all of us. But
Speaker 1: some women they do dress for men or they again,
Speaker 1: they post things for men.
Speaker 3: Listen, I am nobody, nobody that I know is posting
Speaker 3: anything for these random men that sleep on floors and
Speaker 3: don't have sheets on their air mattress.
Speaker 1: Like what are you talking about? Like, yeah, yeah, they
Speaker 1: have eyes, they have eyes, but they can't really see that. Well,
Speaker 1: so why why am I doing all this stuff for them?
Speaker 1: You know? So?
Speaker 3: And also if you're a woman, a younger woman, and
Speaker 3: you know, any older women they would say like, yeah,
Speaker 3: have fun now, because when you get a certain age,
Speaker 3: you're gonna look back and be like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: did I do?
Speaker 1: Did I have fun? Did I kiss that person? Did
Speaker 1: I do that job? Did I didn't know if I
Speaker 1: could do? Did I show show a little bit of
Speaker 1: an ass cheeks? Did I twerk? Did I dip it?
Speaker 1: Did I pop it? Like? What did you do? What
Speaker 1: are you gonna You're gonna wear a turtleneck twenty four seven?
Speaker 1: Come on now, I pay ten thousand dollars for titties
Speaker 1: and I'm wearing a turtle neck and it's just like,
Speaker 1: sometimes I look at it, I'm like, this shit is dumb. Listen, ladies,
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, and gentlemen, I'm on
Speaker 1: Chloe's page right now. The body looks great. She's talented,
Speaker 1: she has a fantastic voice. She's on the Beyonce Nole's team.
Speaker 1: So it's not like she's at some raggedy you know,
Speaker 1: what's the what's the NWAU record? It doesn't matter. She's
Speaker 1: not with sug Night, She's with Beyonce. She's posting things
Speaker 1: that are interesting. If you don't want to see it,
Speaker 1: don't follow She's it's not like she's somebody who needs
Speaker 1: the She's not giving us a Zalia Banks. You know
Speaker 1: she's given us. You know she's she's giving us positivity
Speaker 1: and silhouette, challenge and music and booty. So like, find
Speaker 1: you a girl that can do all of those things.
Speaker 1: And but even if she's not doing all those things,
Speaker 1: she could do whatever the hell she wants. Why do
Speaker 1: I have to have like a master's Why do I
Speaker 1: have to be all this like educated and working person
Speaker 1: to show a little skin on? None of that shit matters.
Speaker 1: I don't have to be any of that. I don't
Speaker 1: know if there's it's not like she has skin showing
Speaker 1: and everything. Anyway, here she she she legit has on
Speaker 1: like a three piece suit in this last photo she
Speaker 1: posted because y'all, y'all done scared her back to Jesus.
Speaker 1: It's insane.
Speaker 3: It's insane and also right like you're you're talking to
Speaker 3: two girls that you know our bodies are nice.
Speaker 1: But if we had hips and ass and you couldn't
Speaker 1: tell me if I had a fashion nova body, baby baby,
Speaker 1: you baby baby, you have to block me immediately annoying
Speaker 1: on Instagram. If I was Fashion Nova partner hashtag ad beat.
Speaker 1: First of all, Fashion Novas small doesn't fit me. It's
Speaker 1: loose all over, so never That's why I don't wear it.
Speaker 1: But also they know their return policy is trash. But
Speaker 1: Novah babe hashtag Nova babe one hundred percent. If I
Speaker 1: had hips and ass, I would be I don't even
Speaker 1: need twenty thousand dollars. You would have more than that, sis, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would have. Yeah. I would be into are you
Speaker 1: are hipslett your hipslets talking about yeah, twenty gez? That
Speaker 1: would really you with me in a good blake. You
Speaker 1: could tell I ain't got no, I'm built like a
Speaker 1: Cereal box. Yeah, I don't know at the end. But anyway,
Speaker 1: so we all that we bought her up to say that.
Speaker 1: She posted like she went live Haley after she posted
Speaker 1: this video where her booty is out Choa Chloe, What
Speaker 1: did I say? Cleo, Halle, Halle whatever? Girl, Halle is Ariel,
Speaker 1: So you know whatever, I call them both Chloe and Halle.
Speaker 1: So honestly, her going getting her own Instagram is a
Speaker 1: great move for you're still like You're still like Chloe
Speaker 1: and Halle you know, Chloe and Halley went live. I
Speaker 1: Chloe and Hollywood live, Key and Peel. There's some people
Speaker 1: I don't know their names. I just say them at
Speaker 1: the same I don't know who is who. But anyway,
Speaker 1: she went live and she was like crying and she
Speaker 1: was saying that like she's never felt sexy and she
Speaker 1: but she's always been a really positive person and you
Speaker 1: know she's like she was like, I didn't think people
Speaker 1: are going to be paying attention to that. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I believe that. Since you now, girl, I
Speaker 1: was like, girl, now, don't you come on now, I
Speaker 1: don't know that we're going to be talking like looking
Speaker 1: at it, you barely see I'm barely.
Speaker 3: She's like, we perform in less and I said yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: But when you when you get on social media, people
Speaker 1: feel too familiar. The familiarity or whatever is like it's
Speaker 1: too much. People can message you or right in a
Speaker 1: car and then they feel like they know you and
Speaker 1: they say now because celebrities are on social media shooting
Speaker 1: things in their bedroom or like cooking a recipe in
Speaker 1: their kitchen with the six burner stove, like so like
Speaker 1: people have so much access to their faves and sometimes
Speaker 1: their phaves repost them or comment or reply or whatever,
Speaker 1: and people like you'll see it in their bio. It'll
Speaker 1: be like Nicki Minaj followed me on August first, twenty sixteen,
Speaker 1: hashtag barb and it's like, what, like is that is
Speaker 1: that under your resume gravestone? Yeah, one hundred it's gonna
Speaker 1: be in the obituary. So uh, I just I think
Speaker 1: it's a lot of access. Like I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know if I need to be Like I feel like
Speaker 1: being a celebrity is hard, Like to be a celebrity
Speaker 1: like of that magnitude.
Speaker 3: Well, you can't be on your own account. You gotta
Speaker 3: have somebody else running that shit. You gotta let them know.
Speaker 1: Boo boo boop. These are the photos, These are the
Speaker 1: videos that I need you to put up for me
Speaker 1: and then give it to somebody else and they handle it.
Speaker 1: And you know, because I'm gonna have social media anyway,
Speaker 1: and I'm running it now. So I think that I
Speaker 1: prefer it when it is a little bit more personal,
Speaker 1: but like and then you throw some of the promo
Speaker 1: stuff on it, like Rihanna does a good job I
Speaker 1: think at her Instagram.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I just this. I remember like last week
Speaker 2: or something like Chloe x Halley, like the account itself
Speaker 2: did go live and I just like watched like maybe
Speaker 2: like twenty like a half hour of it, and I
Speaker 2: was like, this is like genuinely entertaining, and.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was so good.
Speaker 3: They are such they're so cute, and they're young sisters.
Speaker 1: I'm there for the sisterhood.
Speaker 3: I'm like, they really enjoy each other and they're away
Speaker 3: from each other, and I'm like, damn, it made me
Speaker 3: want like takiki with my sister on live. I don't
Speaker 3: talk to my sister, but I'm just saying like it
Speaker 3: and evokes that type of feeling.
Speaker 1: I don't talk to my sister.
Speaker 2: Yeah I don't, But like you wouldn't give that like
Speaker 2: a social media manager was running the account obviously.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, because like we like, you know, like certain people,
Speaker 1: certain celebrities, they their social media is you could tell
Speaker 1: it's a PR team. Yes, right, does Angelina Joli even
Speaker 1: have Instagram?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Exactly. She's she's given us old Hollywood like we know
Speaker 1: very we about we know her business that the tabloid's right,
Speaker 1: but we don't we don't barely even know what she
Speaker 1: sounds like when she speaks.
Speaker 3: When when Padma, when Padma hit you up? Did you
Speaker 3: somebody is running her account?
Speaker 1: Oh? I believed that it was Padma herself messaging me.
Speaker 1: I did that. I did that too.
Speaker 3: But then but then the person who was running it
Speaker 3: was like, Hi, I'm such and such of Padma's and
Speaker 3: can you guys do this show?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's not what my DM said. Padma was like,
Speaker 1: hey girl, love the stuff?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, no, No, that was the initial one, and
Speaker 3: then another message was like, hey, I'm such and such.
Speaker 1: Listen she sent me. She asked me for my address
Speaker 1: and sent me a hand written card. I said, Padma
Speaker 1: Lakshimi sent this to me, and then I put it
Speaker 1: in the stratch because I don't save cards. Do you
Speaker 1: think do you really think Padma sent you there? Yes?
Speaker 1: Are you trying to say that Padma is like Milania?
Speaker 1: You know that They said that Milania wrote she had
Speaker 1: her staff in the White House write their own like
Speaker 1: thank you notes. When she was leaving.
Speaker 2: She had a body double two. They like zoomed in
Speaker 2: on the features and they were like, this isn't Melania.
Speaker 1: Well, well, because you know she real rowbody, and she
Speaker 1: never lets Trump touch her, so when she's letting him
Speaker 1: touch her, and she got the hat with the glasses
Speaker 1: with the bangs, and.
Speaker 2: It's like who is that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And it could just be her on like the least pills.
Speaker 3: Huh do you see jam? It's freezing in my apartment.
Speaker 3: It is so there's no heat none.
Speaker 1: Did you just stop me and Andrew's conversation to point
Speaker 1: out the cat behind me?
Speaker 2: Like the temperature in here is really cold? Rights cold
Speaker 2: in it?
Speaker 1: Burr, it's cold in here? Do you see cham? There
Speaker 1: must be some clovers in Sydney. I'm sorry you and
Speaker 1: the cat and start a podcast. I'm want to leave
Speaker 1: a review on iTunes that says that unbelievable. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: we should probably go because I guess it's time Sydney
Speaker 1: were trying to wrap us up. No, no, baby, please stay, Marie.
Speaker 1: Do you think that will be friends forever? Umm? Oh girl,
Speaker 1: I'm a clothes laptop. I'm because we're gonna lose. I'm
Speaker 1: not doing it. I don't any snow outside. I need
Speaker 1: to eat something and I'm gonna leave.
Speaker 2: God, that give me so much anxiety seeing the laptop.
Speaker 1: I know I saw it, Sidney. I think that will
Speaker 1: be friends for a long, long, long time. I think
Speaker 1: that we'll be friends if I have children. I think that, Well,
Speaker 1: you said youre talking about you want to have kids
Speaker 1: in the next two years.
Speaker 2: So there was that one episode that you talked about children.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like, yeah, we're look, we're talking to dude.
Speaker 1: We're we're interviewing we're interviewing sperm for the Filippians.
Speaker 2: The full hour of our life that we.
Speaker 1: Me and Andrew were like, you haven't a baby. It's
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three. That's when my debit card expires. But anyway,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, yeah, our kids are gonna be
Speaker 1: like close in age, but I don't. I don't think
Speaker 1: that's gonna happen because I'm not having kids in the
Speaker 1: next two years. I might never have them, right, But
Speaker 1: I do think that we'll be friends for a long time,
Speaker 1: like for real friends to not let people that are
Speaker 1: like we should do yeah do lunch girl. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: miss you. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean I think I say this all the time,
Speaker 3: like every other like episode, but yeah, I don't. I
Speaker 3: don't have a younger sister, and I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm not close to my family and you're you're like
Speaker 3: all of that, You're you're everything Marie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I without you saying it's Sydney, I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure you let me not be friends, which, like I
Speaker 1: feel like you would be like calling my sister and
Speaker 1: you would maybe maybe drive to my mom's house and
Speaker 1: be like, well have you have you spoken to Marie?
Speaker 1: Like you would be outside with what a what an
Speaker 1: iPad nano some speakers at playing that's my best friend,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like I would have to get a
Speaker 1: restraining order and I feel like you would violate it
Speaker 1: every step of them. So it's just you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, which is fine, like a hurt you friends,
Speaker 1: It's it's fabulous. But and we're actually friends. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know some of these other people out here who
Speaker 1: don't actually like each other, but you see them together
Speaker 1: all the time business business partners. Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: So although Andrew will be will be your friends for
Speaker 3: a long time, Oh.
Speaker 2: My god, are you kidding? I feel like I was
Speaker 2: thinking about it the other day and I was like,
Speaker 2: if I were ever to leave the podcast, where you
Speaker 2: would unfollow me a.
Speaker 1: Meet, No, I wouldn't unfollow you. Okay, I would say,
Speaker 1: you don't even post.
Speaker 2: So that's true.
Speaker 1: It's like seeing you, right, I wouldn't be seeing you
Speaker 1: doing better than me. You would just facts like Andrew's like, well,
Speaker 1: I do pr for Kelly Rippon now, so I'm right.
Speaker 1: I work with h I'm working with Scutiney Enterprises.
Speaker 2: Now Scootney kicked me off after he heard that I
Speaker 2: left that god awful podcast. Yeah right, I'm.
Speaker 1: Working with Scutiney Production. So yeah, I'm not. I don't
Speaker 1: think that I would unfollow you. But when you do
Speaker 1: unfollow somebody or you do mute somebody on Instagram, you
Speaker 1: know you do that because you wanted to do that,
Speaker 1: and let you keep doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really not that big of a deal at
Speaker 2: the end of the day.
Speaker 3: Well, if I think we're friends, i'm gonna be I'm
Speaker 3: gonna feel some type of way though, I'm gonna be like,
Speaker 3: what happened? Yeah, yeah, don't make me, don't make me
Speaker 3: feel weird for wondering.
Speaker 1: Yes, but if we don't interact, if we don't really talk,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, and I'm literally like, Instagram will show
Speaker 1: you the least interacted with accounts or the most interacted
Speaker 1: accounts that you follow How how did they show you that?
Speaker 1: You just got to click on your the number of
Speaker 1: followers that you have and it'll be like right, sort
Speaker 1: them as earliest followed, late, latest followed, most interacted with,
Speaker 1: least interact with. So I unfollowed you yesterday and right after,
Speaker 1: like right at like I had my phone in my hand,
Speaker 1: I started peeing. I unfollowed him before I could wipe.
Speaker 1: He was like, did I do something to offend you?
Speaker 1: And he was like, first of all, this message is offensive,
Speaker 1: but it was like, we don't interact on here. So
Speaker 1: I was like, it's nothing personal. I'm just cleaning house.
Speaker 1: And he was like, so let's interact and I was
Speaker 1: like no, Like you don't even you don't even post
Speaker 1: anything and you're paid like the stories. Is you at
Speaker 1: the gym? Like I don't care about that? Is he
Speaker 1: showing his apps? What apps? Anyway? So I'm just I
Speaker 1: was like, everyone that I've unfollowed is not messaging me
Speaker 1: and asking me why I did it? So what why
Speaker 1: do you feel like you need to do it? We
Speaker 1: don't even have that type of relationship.
Speaker 3: But everybody who but everybody who you're not following who's
Speaker 3: friends with me. They're like, yeah, Marie hasn't she still I.
Speaker 1: Need you to send me a list because I don't
Speaker 1: know which people you're talking about. And realistically, I feel
Speaker 1: like there's some people that I don't follow and it's
Speaker 1: like too much time has passed for me to follow
Speaker 1: them now. So I'm just like I'll pop in every
Speaker 1: once in a while and I like something and i'll
Speaker 1: see the little blue thing that says follow back. But
Speaker 1: I'm like, if I hit that, they're gonna know that
Speaker 1: I never followed that.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So that's why I don't do that because they're
Speaker 1: like hmmm yeah, And I'm not about to do this
Speaker 1: follow for follow for follow unfollow, But like sometimes if
Speaker 1: I'm feeling real slick, I'll be like I'll hit it
Speaker 1: and I'll send them a message and be like I
Speaker 1: thought I was following you, or I'll be like did
Speaker 1: you block me? That's that's my go to did you
Speaker 1: block me? And they're like no, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I thought I was following you. I'm going to use
Speaker 1: that I thought I was following you, and then I
Speaker 1: make them feel bad before they can make me feel
Speaker 1: bad anyway, Sydney, Happy birthday, thank you, and Andrew. It's
Speaker 1: our it's it's our birthday. M hmm, okay, happy birthday
Speaker 1: to us.
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: Celebrated the best way possible already, but you can cook
Speaker 2: it with a giant success.
Speaker 3: It was a gift to myself and everyone else.
Speaker 1: A four hour gift and the gift that keeps on giving. Babe,
Speaker 1: you and Carolina together the dream team. Literally, she's the
Speaker 1: Scottie Pippen to your Michael Jordan. I love it.
Speaker 2: Every time that I heard something fall, I was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: is it actually over? Is the live actually over? What
Speaker 2: were the things that were falling?
Speaker 1: The phone fell, the oven was all full.
Speaker 2: I had my timer going for nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was bad. And then Sidney's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know where my timer is. There's a timer built
Speaker 1: into your stove and she's like, well, I don't know
Speaker 1: where it is.
Speaker 2: Tell the listeners and it's like people loved you saying
Speaker 2: how do I pin? How do I pin a tweet?
Speaker 2: How do I pin? You were talking?
Speaker 1: They're like, it's not a sweet how do I pin
Speaker 1: a tweet?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I like when Sidney's like two aunties trying to do
Speaker 1: social media. Auntie's doing social media. And Carolina said that
Speaker 1: there was three hundred and twenty five days in a year,
Speaker 1: and in the comment was like no.
Speaker 2: Literally it killed me because like Naomi was like, we're
Speaker 2: on date three hundred and twenty and then she's like,
Speaker 2: there's only three hundred and twenty five days in a.
Speaker 1: Right, And I let her have that.
Speaker 3: I said, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna correct my friend.
Speaker 1: Well everyone in the comments. And I was talking to
Speaker 1: Carolina on the phone today and I said, you said
Speaker 1: that was three hundred and twenty five days in a year,
Speaker 1: and that's wrong, and she was like, no, it's not.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh. I was like, Carolina, we started
Speaker 1: the pandemic in March of last year. It's still February,
Speaker 1: you know, a year hasn't passed. And then she was
Speaker 1: like what.
Speaker 3: I said, we belong together, Me and Carolina belong together.
Speaker 1: Yes, you two Dodo birds and a pod sexy Dodo birds,
Speaker 1: but also cat ladies, y'all should start a pod together.
Speaker 2: You're Sydney's third third pod.
Speaker 1: And all that. Note. Oh my god.
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Speaker 1: Wow? Is that what time it is? Godamn time flies
Speaker 1: when you're unemployed during a snowstorm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Marie, I was gonna call you. We gotta get
Speaker 3: off the phone. I mean not the phone, but the pods.
Speaker 2: It's over now, right, Okay.
Speaker 1: All right, bye guys, Bye dog.
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