WEBVTT - Mom Can Do Better 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:00.600 Who is that. 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:01.960 That's Garrett trying to get in again. 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:04.240 Oh sorry, it's the end of the show. Just kidding, 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:09.280 it's the beginning of Serial Killers. Yes, episodes thirty six, No. Seven, 0:00:09.600 --> 0:00:12.400 actually thirty seven. Oh wow, but I thought we weren't 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:14.880 going to say numbers anymore. Well, you know, I got 0:00:14.880 --> 0:00:17.720 caught up in like the hype of things. 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:21.840 Okay, so this is the last time we'll say the number. 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:27.120 I guess what, Scotti Bee will tell you. 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:28.880 What's Sirajul been like to see that? 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:30.280 I let it go on a tiny bit longer. 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:32.360 You know what you did? What you put your hand 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:34.159 in my face. You ever put your hand in my 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:36.280 face again, I'll break your hand. How does that sound? 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:38.320 Was like that? No, it was more of like a 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:41.680 excuse me, the music's playing, don't talk, obnoxious idiot. 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:43.280 Well I was just trying to. I didn't want you 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:44.760 to talk over it because I don't want to cut 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:45.600 you off mid sentence. 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:47.360 Oh yeah, because I'm the one who talks too much 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:48.120 in this podcast. 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:52.199 Calm down, Scott, all will be okay, okay, welcome to 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:55.360 Serial Killers. Thank you so much for listening. I'm Scotti B. 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:58.480 That's Andrew over there and how's your day going, Andrew? 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:01.400 It was going great until some body put their hand 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:02.080 in my face. 0:01:02.160 --> 0:01:03.720 They really bother you that much. I was just trying 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:04.600 to give you some direction. 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:06.880 So what was the direction? Shut the f up? 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:10.800 Yes, okay, yeah, So I have three cereals today, three 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:13.720 one classic, one new, one bonus. What would you like 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:14.319 to start with. 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:16.640 Such a radical train from our normal show? 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:17.119 Well? 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:19.600 Can we do the bonus box first? I just want 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:22.360 to throw you for a loop? No, sorry, wait I 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:24.319 said it. I wanted to throw you for a loop, 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:25.240 dad joke. 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:27.480 I don't know what you're trying to say, Andrew. 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:29.839 That you were going to go, oh fruit loop. 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:31.760 I know what you're saying, but I don't know what 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:34.360 you're saying because I'm just being difficult. I heard you 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:37.000 say loop to throw myself off a bridge. There's no 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:40.520 bridges here. So classic or new new? 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:40.880 You? 0:01:40.920 --> 0:01:41.240 Sure? 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:41.920 Yeah? 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:47.200 Okay, it's a Kellogg's creation. Okay, we've had one of 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:50.000 these before. Okay, you said you never had it before, 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.000 but you did. Don't recall if you liked it all 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:52.360 that much? 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:53.080 Is it checks? 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:55.120 I think there was some butt crack action going on 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:57.720 when we had it last time. Think hard Andrew, I'm 0:01:57.720 --> 0:01:59.080 gonna go down to the cereal set. 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:02.080 We've probably had over one hundred different cereals. The fact 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:03.720 that you're okay, it's. 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:10.200 A new one from Kellogg's. Okay, it's a filled cereal. Yes, 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:13.200 can you guess? Is it the Filo one? Kelloggs doesn't 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:16.560 have many filled cereals. Okay, actually only one that I 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:17.680 can think of, so you should know. 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:19.760 Is it pop Tart cereal? 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:21.800 Oh, that's right, that is a filled one, So no, 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:24.680 it's not Poptart. There's another one, is it Filo Cereal? 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:28.160 That's Pillows And that's General Mills. And we did that already. 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:30.400 Well, you know, you said that there was a new flavor, 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:32.600 so I thought maybe there's a new Fillo flavor. 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:35.080 No, it's a new crave flavor. 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:36.359 I don't like crave. 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:38.360 This one's cinnamon crunch. 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:40.240 Okay, well maybe I could do that then, And. 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:42.520 It's filled with chocolate, so I'm guessing it's kind of like, 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.280 oh what, no, I'm guessing. 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:48.480 No, no, no, no, no no. I hate it when churos 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:51.440 have chocolate on the inside. Churros are so good as 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:55.160 it is. Why do people put chocolate in suros? Dipping? 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:58.799 It in chocolate sauce. Yes, filling it with chocolate sauce. 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:00.720 I don't like that. 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:03.120 Who said truros at Truros? 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:06.800 Well, it's cinnamon and it's shaped like a churo. 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:08.519 Oh there's a cartoon on the back. 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:11.400 Oh, so you're just not acknowledging anything I just said, 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:14.040 because you're too focused on your damn cartoons. 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:17.400 I thought you'd be excited for this because it's basically 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:19.600 like a cinnamon toast crunch filled with chocolate. 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:21.760 The witness comes to the stand. 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:25.239 No, all right, Well it's a family sized box because again, 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:27.799 for some reason, some of these cereals I can only 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:29.600 find it family size, and I don't understand. 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:31.160 But like, do you see where my anger comes from? 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:32.080 I don't. 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:35.360 Also, I don't like that the back of the box 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:37.280 is trying to make it seem like the actual Crave 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:42.680 cereal has an icon. Crave does not have a recognizable mascot. 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:44.920 Mascot, so don't try it. Well, they're hanging out with 0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:48.440 the creepy cinnamon and apple from the Oh, by the way, 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:52.680 I saw the spooky applejacks with marshmallows in stores. 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:55.160 But didn't we already have apple jacks at marshmallows. 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:57.400 No, because remember I didn't get those because we figured 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:59.240 they would just be way out of control suite, so 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:01.680 I didn't. But I'll get you know, those are the 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:04.360 Halloween ones, actually so perfect. When the monster cereals come, 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:05.080 we'll grab those. 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:06.320 I can't wait. I've never had them. 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:08.200 This is baffling KM that you've never had a bowl 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:09.440 of Count chocolate in your life. 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:10.280 I just haven't. 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:16.400 I apologize cinnamon crunch crave. I'm not excited with chocolate 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:17.600 filling from Kellogg's. 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:17.919 I'm not. 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:22.120 There's definitely butt cracks, there's no there's no doubt. All right, 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:23.400 let me grab some milk. 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:28.400 Fat did I wait? 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:30.719 No, it shop Rights shop Right milk, and I'm paying 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:32.520 for it, so I should just say, hm hm milk. 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:36.320 We're not giving any free advertising dollars away. 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:38.160 When they give us some free milk, I'll say shop 0:04:38.240 --> 0:04:41.480 Right milk. But until then, no Shopright milk. 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:44.320 It's gonna be really funny when we one day actually 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:47.359 do get an ad, be it like gravity blankets or 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:49.360 like Netflix or something, and we actually have to stop 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:51.640 in the middle of a podcast and be like, hey, guys, 0:04:52.160 --> 0:04:55.000 do you hate sleep time? We do too. 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:58.440 We're the serial Killers, especially when there's frosted flakes corumbs 0:04:58.480 --> 0:04:59.760 in my bed. Exactly. 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:01.359 Alright, get twenty percent of you. 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:04.960 Like, hey, we'll get there one day. All right, here 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:07.000 we go, Andrew, you ready, look at the butt cracks first, 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:08.600 then eat them? 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:09.160 Not exciting. 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:11.440 Oh my god, it looks like poop. Again, look look 0:05:11.480 --> 0:05:13.559 at it looks like butt cracks with poop. 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:22.240 Oh great, okay, okay, you know what my outrage I subsided. 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:24.520 This is actually decent. I get this three bowls in 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:24.880 a spoon. 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:26.800 You know I'm gonna do the same, and I'm going 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:27.840 back for another spoonful. 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:30.520 Yeah you know I will too. If you want to 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:33.320 just go and post production and delete my whole little tirade, that. 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:35.360 Would be great. Nope, because now it'll be funny. 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:40.120 Mm I like it. It's good because it's like not 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:43.000 overpoweringly chocolate or cinnamon sugar. 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:44.880 Yeah, it's kind of. It's a nice mix of both. 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:49.000 Look at you now, No, but I'm an idiot, and 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:52.000 I just realized, yes you are what really what happened. 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:54.400 What I'm trying to say is, yes, this tastes like 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:57.320 chocolate cinnamon toast crunch was hated and. 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:59.120 Now think chocolate in. Hold on, do we have any 0:05:59.120 --> 0:05:59.440 in the ball? 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:02.600 There's no ballmore. No, I took it. 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:04.880 Home, did you really? Yeah, that's so messed up. 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:06.159 Yeah, I gave it to my friend. 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:08.320 You're such a thief. 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:11.280 Yeah, because my friend. When I tell them I do 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:13.479 a serial podcast, you like, do all the cereals just 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:16.080 sit there? And I say, yes, it does. And so 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:18.240 you know, if I see something I like, I take 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:19.240 it home for everyone's try. 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:22.080 Great. Thanks for jacking it, all right, I mean taking 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:24.320 the cereals. This is what I meant. All right. So 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:27.480 we're onto the classic box, and I'll call it a classic. 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:30.960 It came around in the early two thousands or so, 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:33.440 maybe somewhere between two thousand and five and two thousand 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:36.960 and seven. I couldn't nail the exact year down. Okay, 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:41.440 it's an additional one to another classic in a red box. 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:44.000 There's only one commercial that I could find for this cereal, 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:46.680 because I believe there was only one series of commercials 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:49.440 ever made. I haven't seen one since. Now they make 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:51.520 commercials and you just see a picture of it with 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:54.760 the main COMMERCIALKA, not a commercial, just for it. Okay. 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:56.120 I can't give you any more clues. 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:58.920 Here. Just listen to Nobody. 0:06:58.440 --> 0:06:59.599 Knows about this place. 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:04.039 The signers of cereal new taste, A new taste, Hello, the. 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:07.120 Same cereals. 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:10.680 Let's go look at all the marshmallows. You know what 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:15.360 you mean? It's chatty cereal. Yeah, they're together, the magical 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:18.360 marshmallows you love with chocolate cereal pieces. It's new chocolate 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:21.160 lucky charms made with whole grain plus twelve vitamins and minerals, 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:22.280 part of a complete breakfast. 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:27.440 No secret, doesn't chocolate lucky charms logically delicious? Yes? 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:31.200 Oh no, no, I don't want chocolate lucky charms. 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:33.320 Let me tell you what chocolate lucky charms are. Just 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:37.400 like what count chocola, it's chocolate pieces, marshmallows. 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:40.200 Isn't there another cereal we had too that you said 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:41.320 was like count chocolate. 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:45.400 Yes, cocoa puffs with marshmallows, all General Mills creations. So 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:48.640 I don't get it, but I'm sure they're delicious. But 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:50.840 did you notice in the commercial that he said the 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:54.520 marshmallow pieces you love with chocolate cereal? So that just 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:57.080 means there's more marshmallows than there is chocolate. Let's take 0:07:57.120 --> 0:08:03.680 a look again. This massive family size box. Look how 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:07.080 happy the unicorn is. There's three new unicorn marshmallows. 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:09.800 Wait what Kellugg's doesn't Okay that I was gonna say, 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:13.000 unicorn looks exactly like the unicorn from the US. 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:15.680 This unicorn is much happier. Look at this one. That 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:17.360 one's just like this. 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:20.960 Hey, right, they have three new unicorns. 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:23.520 That's right, three new unicorn marshmallws one, two, three, four 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:25.200 total because they had one before. 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:26.960 Thank you God, because I was so worried. 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:33.560 Wow, this definitely needs a Scotti shake. It's a big box. Yeah, 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:35.520 that's your workout for the day is Oh my god, 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:36.000 I'm sweating. 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:36.360 Yeah. 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:38.719 Wow, Look at the game on the back. Hop on 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:41.280 a unicorn of your very own. Choose one of the 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:44.080 four unicorn marshmallows as your game piece, place it on start, 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:45.400 and get ready to race. 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:47.880 The sad part is when I'm not here on Saturdays 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:50.280 and you're doing the board chip alone. I literally picture 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:51.360 you here being like what. 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:53.880 But there's nobody here to see. 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:57.000 Well, Scott, you did it again. 0:08:57.559 --> 0:09:02.720 They're magically delicious. A man, I love lucky charms. 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:06.000 I do too, but like again, I don't think everything. 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:08.200 Needs to be chocolate dy By the way, two years 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:11.439 after Chocolate Lucky Charms came out. Yeah, guess what came out? 0:09:12.240 --> 0:09:13.240 I you what? 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:19.440 Chocolate marshmallow madies? What multime They wait a little while, 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:20.240 then they rip you off. 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:22.920 Listen, But didn't we like the malto meal one? 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:26.040 We did the marshmallow mades fantastic from multimeal. I don't 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:28.560 think they make the chocolate marshmallow mades anymore. 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:30.880 I loved my scooters. I still think about them. 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:34.360 It's how were you dreaming about it night? Little oh's 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:36.240 flying over your head when you're trying to sleep. 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:39.280 Little larger o's than a cheerio because they can't trade 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:41.440 market all right. 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:44.360 So here we go, one percent milk an hour Chocolate 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:46.480 Lucky Charms. I think that's going to be wonderful. I 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:49.439 think it'll be slightly different than Count CHOCOLA. 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:51.760 Bonus box gonna fit into all this like I'm wondering 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:55.920 what your bonus is. Oh, you'll see t ominous. They'll 0:09:55.960 --> 0:09:58.760 see they'll see oh, I put milk on my phone. 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:02.560 That's good, Lucky Charms. I'm gonna take this unicorn right 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:04.840 here and this balloon and go. 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:05.680 One two things. 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:09.960 Count chalcu la count choku la. 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:14.800 Wall Wait is it chocula or is it chocula count chocula? Okay, 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:16.480 because the way you were saying it was like Chokui 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:19.520 la chakila five balls. I was wondering if you were 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:20.920 like a Romanian prince or something. 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:25.319 Five m fin balls pretty good? 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:28.160 Yeah, it is like, O, God, must just go back 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:29.640 and take out what I said about not everything you 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:32.240 need to be chocolatey real grub. 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:36.200 I tell you you are very pessimistic and you always 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:38.439 think bad, this is gonna suck, and then you eat 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:40.319 it and it's delicious and vice versa. Well you think 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:42.520 things are gonna be great and you're like, this is grass? 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:44.520 So is that what I really sound like to you? 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:45.120 It sure is? 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:48.000 Is that? How like? You go home and you're like, Amy, Yeah, 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:50.600 we recorded a podcast today. Yeah you know we had 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:53.360 chocolate lucky charms and Andrew was like, ew grass and 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.800 then he was like, y, is that what you think 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:56.760 I sound like? It is? 0:10:57.080 --> 0:10:58.640 And I actually when I do her voice, I do 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:00.240 that too. When she gets mad at me, I'm like, 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:02.400 that's not how I think you talk. It's just me 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:02.880 doing you. 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:05.360 Whenever somebody asks me about you, that's the I mean, 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:06.240 you know my voice for you. 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:08.199 Yeah, that's where I got it from. Yeah, it's you 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:08.599 doing me. 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:09.080 Yeah. 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:11.480 Hey, guess what what serial killers? 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:21.400 But okay, it's bonus box time all right now? I like, 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:23.640 have we got rid of listening requests? Because we didn't 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:24.319 get them anymore? 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:26.679 So I forgot about listening to request. Oh you know what, 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:28.760 Hold on a second. I just have to give props 0:11:29.040 --> 0:11:34.400 to chocolate Lucky Charm request on Twitter. There were multiple ones, 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:36.640 and I feel bad because I'm definitely leaving somebody out. 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:40.520 But Randy said it's her off season Count Chocula because 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:42.400 that's exactly what it tastes like. If you close your 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:45.320 eyes and eat chocolate Lucky Charms, it is count Chocula. 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:46.719 As a matter of fact, I'm going to keep it 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:48.719 around until the Count Chocula comes out and we'll do 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:50.480 a taste test and see if you can decide. 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:52.760 You're not because I'm taking the chocolate Lucky Charms home. Okay, 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:54.640 that's going to be missing. I actually really liked it. 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:57.599 Oh good, It just tastes like a dessert. It's delicious. 0:11:57.920 --> 0:11:59.880 Oh wait, I didn't read it, that's right, I gave it. 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:02.720 I give it four bowls in a spoon that is delicious, that. 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:05.160 Is fantastic, and someone else asked me to do it, 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:07.600 and I'm so sorry that I can't find your tweet. 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:10.319 I do love you, but we must move on. It's 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:14.719 bonus box time now. This cereal I just found it. Yeah, 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:16.719 no one asked me to do it. It's it's a 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:19.720 I'm doing air quotes now healthy brand. 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:22.600 I love that we're incorporating more healthy cereals and it's 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:24.240 really a nice change, I have to tell you. 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:26.280 But I don't think it really is healthy. I didn't 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:28.000 look at the ingredients or anything. I just bought it 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:30.720 because it was different, and I know we like different 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:33.280 things sometimes. And then I found out that post actually 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:35.600 is the mothership behind this brand. 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:36.960 Okay, and let me go. 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:40.959 Down to the cereal sack for the bonus box. Mom's 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:45.439 Best What Mom's Best cereals again? 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:45.599 What? 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:49.120 Yeah, I'm gonna guess that this is one of those 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:52.920 that is made by some granola ish company or was 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:56.720 his barber back and then it was probably sol to Post. 0:12:57.120 --> 0:13:00.600 It does say Post consumer brands on it Mom's Best Cereals, 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:04.480 so oh god, yeah, I don't know. However, you kept 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:07.880 asking me for frosting many weas, So these are I 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:11.960 guess healthy frosted miniwats because these are Mom's best sweetened wheatfols, 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:15.079 so they kind of look like frosted miniweats. There's a 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:16.720 girl on the back that looks like she's wearing her 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:22.480 period bathing suit. I don't know why. God, And there's 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:24.599 a ladybug and an aloe plant and some girl like 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:26.920 looking to see if her armpits are shaved? 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:29.120 Can I see something really quick? I don't really what 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:31.160 exactly is the back of the box trying to say? 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:32.760 I thought you're gonna throw it at me. I don't know. 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:35.120 Okay, this is a cereal. Hey, why don't you try 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:36.480 keeping a plant alive? What? 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:38.040 It's very earthy? 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:41.439 Instead of paper, try painting directly on leaves the rocks 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:41.800 for fun. 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:43.360 Yeah, and I can tell you that this box is 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:45.560 probably like one hundred percent recycled because feel it. It's 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:46.600 very thin and flimsy. 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:51.360 Yeah. But what happens if this one has the zip bag? 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:52.640 Wouldn't that be great? Oh? 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:53.920 But I bet it doesn't. I bet it's got some 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:55.760 thin crap bag because they're trying to save the earth. 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:58.319 Let's see, this box was made with renewable wind energy. 0:13:58.440 --> 0:13:59.199 Of course it was. 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:01.559 They literally lou the pieces of the cereal. 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:03.880 In in pots thatc an ingredient sugar. 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:07.720 Well, I mean it's sweetened wheatfuls Eat the best, then 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:08.480 do what's best. 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:10.400 This box is full of great things. 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:12.560 Am I supposed to plant the box like you didn't? Really, 0:14:13.040 --> 0:14:14.880 we're supposed to mulch it and put seeds in it. 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:17.000 All right, that's actually a really good idea for a 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:19.840 healthy cereal. If it's like a renewable plant box. I 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:21.440 don't know if that's even a thing, but maybe that 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:22.440 would also affect the cereal. 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:23.240 All I smell is. 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:28.640 Cardboard you yeah, I mean that's pure carbos. Hold on, sorry, Scott, No, 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:33.560 the third box of cereal? You don't use the fake bowl? 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:34.040 I forgot. 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:36.680 I forgot to get into those other bowls. Are they 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:38.280 like collecting molds someplace around here? 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:40.360 Threw them in the kitchen. Oh my god. I just 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:42.080 left them with caked on cereal and put them in 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:43.840 the kitchen. Hopefully somebody took them home. 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:47.320 Frosted mini wheats are a great cereal in my opinion. 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:50.240 Well you're not these well, who knows? Maybe they are. 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:51.640 I'm sorry, I don't want to judge. I don't want 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:54.040 to be you and judge before I try, So let's 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:55.640 pour some milk in here. I do like the frosting 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:57.840 is nice. It's uh, you know, I don't know, maybe 0:14:57.920 --> 0:14:59.160 not as much as Kelloggs would do. 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:02.120 But it's difficult to make a bad frost in miniwheat, right, Like, 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:04.520 how do you really mix up the original formula? It's 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:06.520 literally wheat with sugar on it. 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:08.120 You would think, but let's see, I bet this is 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:10.920 all natural cane sugar, not processed. 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:12.640 Well, you know, on the back it does say at 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:16.040 the very bottoments its warning uses genetic engineering or something. 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:18.720 Partially produced with genetic engineering. That's right, you know. I 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:21.680 bet it wasn't when Moms owned it then post took 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:24.080 it over. Sorry, we're gonna make this crap in a lab. Yeah, 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:24.880 all right, here we go. 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:29.000 Ever, frow from miniweed, just not as sweet. 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:31.320 I really don't taste the sweet. This might as well 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:34.520 just be regular shredded wheat, because I really don't taste 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:37.160 the sweet. I give Its thing is as soon as 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:39.720 the milk touches the top part, the sugar goes away, 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:43.640 whereas with Kellogg's it's there for the duration. Mmmm, well 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:44.560 for the most of the duration. 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:47.160 Yeah, three balls. It's good, not great. 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:49.200 That one was sweet because it hadn't touched the milk. 0:15:49.320 --> 0:15:51.000 See that one was good. Now I'm gonna up at 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:51.320 a spoon. 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:52.440 Okay, so what are you giving it? 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:53.360 Two balls in a spoon? 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:55.520 If my mom handed me this hero, I would say, 0:15:55.520 --> 0:15:57.080 I love you so much, but I don't think I 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:58.160 can eat this. Mom. 0:15:58.320 --> 0:15:59.120 It's not your best. 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:03.880 No. Well, usually I hate those puns, but that was 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:06.440 a good one. Is that even a pun? 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:08.800 It It wasn't a pun. I was just you know, 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:12.280 guess what, riffing and making a joke your morning is 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:14.320 pretty powerful. It's kind of like the boss of the 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:16.800 next twenty four hours. It doesn't just signal the start 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.240 of a new day. It determines how that day is 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:21.000 going to be lived. Will it be a good day 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:24.160 a bad day? But can I say one thing? 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:28.240 Yes, you may like cereals right, mm hmm. I look 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:31.160 at the unicorn cereal right, clearly marketed to children, right, 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:34.760 captain crunch children, right, honey bunches of votes. Adults who 0:16:35.000 --> 0:16:37.800 said a mother needed her own cereal. 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:39.480