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Speaker 1: Oh, hello the Internet, and welcome to season thirty three.

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Speaker 1: That's The Literary Bird season episode four of the Daily

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Speaker 1: Zeitgeys for June one. My name is Miles Gray a

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Speaker 1: k A. It's okay to be Miles. Thank you so

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Speaker 1: much to Mr Princess Shave for that timely a k a.

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Speaker 1: Based off that terrible White National song from yesterday. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And I am thrilled to by my co host today,

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Speaker 1: be wonderful. Jamie loftis Hello, Jamie. Hello, this is Jamie

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Speaker 1: loftus aka Chief Leach. Okay, there you go, Chief Leach.

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Speaker 1: How are your leacher is all dead? No one died

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Speaker 1: a couple of nights ago. Uh. And then we got

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Speaker 1: three kake in still barking at my blood into their

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Speaker 1: little cylindrical container. It's great, it's great. So you're still Leach.

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Speaker 1: So Leach Protective Services won't have to come and take

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Speaker 1: them away from you. No, no, no, they're drying at

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Speaker 1: a normal name. Okay, not you would say if your

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Speaker 1: children I told you are dying at it an actually

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Speaker 1: totally normal case, okay, and drawing up my blood. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Well guess what, Jamie. We're joined by a great man,

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Speaker 1: a very intelligent man. I don't even know what to

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Speaker 1: call you. A journalist, writer, author, one of the great

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Speaker 1: one of the greats, just a man who has shown

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Speaker 1: light upon dark corners of history for me? Do you

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Speaker 1: want to only Robert Evans? Hello, Robert, that's a you're

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Speaker 1: setting up an unrealistic expector here today. Oh no, that's true, Robert.

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Speaker 1: I mean I woke up thinking it was Thursday. I

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Speaker 1: think we all did well, what year whatever? That might

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Speaker 1: be a problem. Then see are you time trappling? I'm

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Speaker 1: all all I gotta say is I'm a big fan

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Speaker 1: of president Oh boy, okay, great? Uh? Yes, Robert, you

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Speaker 1: also host behind bah I sure do on this network.

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Speaker 1: My episode had the first I've ever met that we've

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Speaker 1: immediately talked about that I'm the thane for two hours. Really,

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Speaker 1: that does happened to you all? I feel like that

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Speaker 1: sounds like something a story you would have th first,

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Speaker 1: but hopefully not the last. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, We're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to have Miles translate. Is is there's a Japanese

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Speaker 1: translation of one of his books? One of these days,

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Speaker 1: I would love nothing more than to comb the pages

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Speaker 1: of a Japanese translated Saddam the same, right, but that

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Speaker 1: episode is that you no? No, I mean wait, know

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Speaker 1: the Eric Prince one of the sad one. Oh that's

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Speaker 1: one of the first. Yes, yeah, we dropped that one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: peep that one mind with Eric Prince, famous erotic novels. Yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: Well Robert, tell me something, tell us something, tell the

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Speaker 1: z Gang something from your search, I didn't even like,

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Speaker 1: are you thinking? So every now and then over the years,

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Speaker 1: I've on and off brewed beer and distilled liquor and

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Speaker 1: stuffed No. Just like when I was like nineteen, I

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Speaker 1: couldn't buy alcohol, but you can. You can go to

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Speaker 1: a beer store when you're nineteen, you can make it

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Speaker 1: beer store? What Canadian? What beer store? Like a brewing store? Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I was looking up I was looking at getting

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Speaker 1: back into it because it's been like a year or

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Speaker 1: two since I've brewed anything, and like, so I started

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Speaker 1: like looking up recipes and then by the end of

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Speaker 1: the night, I was trying to figure out if it's

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Speaker 1: possible to distill liquor from blood human blood. And it

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Speaker 1: turns out there's a lot of discussion about this on

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Speaker 1: the internet because it shouldn't. It's not possible with just

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Speaker 1: straight blood if you just bleed into a thing, because

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Speaker 1: your blood has a lot of fats, so the fat's

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Speaker 1: gonna go bad. Not my blood is very thin, fat free,

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Speaker 1: my blood very thin. Okay. Also, but we will believe you, Okay,

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Speaker 1: please stop clenching your fists. Yeah, I'll trust the leeches

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Speaker 1: on that. Yeah. Um. So it turns out if you

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Speaker 1: want to if you want to turn human blood into liquor,

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Speaker 1: of that is if you're going to make good um

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Speaker 1: alcohol out of blood, it's not going to be red,

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Speaker 1: which is a bummer because I feel like, if you're drinking,

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Speaker 1: I want, like the dream is to have like get

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Speaker 1: I've just to know. I know how to set a

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Speaker 1: punge pit. I know how to put some coffey in

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Speaker 1: so that's what that's what you do. Wait, so to

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Speaker 1: there's another way. You've got to like separate the fats.

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Speaker 1: But like it's theoretically possible. A lot of blood probably

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Speaker 1: freeze it, right, and when the fat kind of get

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Speaker 1: or you could just get the plasma. Just the plasma

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Speaker 1: the It depends on whether or not you're trying to

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Speaker 1: make an alcohol that includes blood, in which case a gallon,

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Speaker 1: you want to make straight liquor out of blood, in

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Speaker 1: which case you're gonna need a lot more blood. Right, Yeah, man, Well,

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Speaker 1: somebody think about y'all. Yeah, yeah, I think this is

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Speaker 1: just do some blood lettings. Wonderful start a threat, well, Robert,

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Speaker 1: aside from regular liquor, what do you think it's something

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Speaker 1: that's overrated, something that's oh yeah, telling people with horrible

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Speaker 1: problematic drug and alcohol addictions to sober up. Um. And

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Speaker 1: cutting people's heads off. What if we just kept giving

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Speaker 1: people like absolutely, the individual is always healthier without a

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Speaker 1: Because like, it's not a zero sum games. Some people

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Speaker 1: to be terrible. Additional question to add to any intervention

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Speaker 1: or Mike's hard lemonade, will you become a terrorist? Um? Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: usually the solution is opioids. Yeah, that could be a

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Speaker 1: new cartoon you could work on. Robert is about a

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Speaker 1: time traveling history enthusiast who goes back in time and

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Speaker 1: it was Produce Pharmacy brought ship Robert. What is something

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Speaker 1: that is underrated? Underrated? Oh? Food poisoning is underrated. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I had an eating contest recently. I have a

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Speaker 1: we said, how many muscle eating contest? And we realized

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Speaker 1: You might look like a fool because super producer Nick

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Speaker 1: Stuff just held up a sign said the North Korea

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Speaker 1: summit is back on, so we'll see, although who knows

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Speaker 1: the two of them posing awkwardly together, then all well

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Speaker 1: and like actual people outside observers going to verify the

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Speaker 1: process of the nuclearization. But I just don't think that

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Speaker 1: a myth, Oh, that people get wrong the cops are helpful.

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Speaker 1: shouldn't repeal the Affordable Care Act, one of his like,

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Speaker 1: you know, main sort of promises that he kind of

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Speaker 1: made to improve people's access to healthcare. And she said,

425
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Speaker 1: and then you need to get them the help they

426
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Speaker 1: need and take away the stigma of mental illness she said,

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Speaker 1: then goes on to say, I said all that, and

428
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Speaker 1: he didn't say anything. He was just like, uh so,

429
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Speaker 1: my gosh, even like in a in a situation like this,

430
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Speaker 1: you really expect somewhat the very least to be able

431
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Speaker 1: to read someone's face and go, yeah, you know what,

432
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,679
Speaker 1: I maybe I shouldn't have called this person whacky or whatever,

433
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Speaker 1: and maybe yes, I'm hearing you as a citizen of

434
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Speaker 1: the concerned citizen of the country I'm the leader of

435
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,880
Speaker 1: and saying yes I will, I will take this on

436
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,399
Speaker 1: or at least bullshit the person. I mean, even the

437
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 1: fact that she was patient enough to break it down

438
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:59,879
Speaker 1: for him right state all that obvious stuff overcome with

439
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,440
Speaker 1: the emotion to try to walk you through like, no,

440
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 1: it's not mental illness, isn't the problem. My daughter was

441
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 1: mentally ill and she didn't shoot anybody, Like the issue is, like,

442
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,400
Speaker 1: if there's an issue with mental illness, it's the stigmatization

443
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 1: of it and lack of care treatments. By calling him

444
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:21,920
Speaker 1: whacky actively, yeah, I hate being wacky. It's awesome, It's yeah,

445
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 1: it's what can you even like say about something that's

446
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:29,359
Speaker 1: horrible incapable of em I know that the day before

447
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 1: or prior to the day before, there was a child

448
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:35,119
Speaker 1: who was allowed into the White House Press briefing and

449
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:37,120
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, like just sort of as

450
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:38,880
Speaker 1: some sort of outreach thing, and was allowed to ask

451
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Speaker 1: Sarah Huckeby Sanders a question like amongst the regular White

452
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Speaker 1: House pool of reporters. And so when it got to

453
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Speaker 1: his turn, I think he's like a young kid, he asked,

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Speaker 1: you know, like I'm a young student. There are a

455
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Speaker 1: lot of school shootings, students are afraid to go to school,

456
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,439
Speaker 1: like what is the what is the White House? What

457
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,360
Speaker 1: is the president going to do? That never happens again?

458
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 1: And you could see Sarah Sanders, she got like emotional,

459
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Speaker 1: she like choked back tears basically to be like it

460
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 1: was weird because you could tell him that moment she

461
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 1: really understood the weight of the question and then how

462
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,679
Speaker 1: to pull it together and just kind of spin it

463
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 1: and be like, well, you know, there's this thing we're

464
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,359
Speaker 1: looking at. We're gonna do everything we can. It was

465
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 1: just so empty, but it was a very bizarre moment

466
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:20,120
Speaker 1: to watch Sarah Sanders go from like you could tell

467
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 1: you you could see the human being and then there

468
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 1: are moments it has like that where it's like you're like, oh,

469
00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 1: she's glitching a little bit, where it's like you can

470
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Speaker 1: tell beneath like, however, many layers of bullshit, there is

471
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,359
Speaker 1: a person that knows they're wrong, which makes what she

472
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Speaker 1: does worse in a lot of ways because it's like, oh,

473
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Speaker 1: you know exactly what you're doing, but it is. It

474
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 1: is kind of weird to be like, oh, Sanders has

475
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,639
Speaker 1: been hacked with empathy, help shut it down exactly. You

476
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 1: can be angry at Trump in the same way that

477
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Speaker 1: you could be angry at like a dog that was

478
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 1: raised badly for biting somebody who came too close. But like,

479
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:59,439
Speaker 1: it's not he's incapable of moral judgments. He's like a

480
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,679
Speaker 1: broken thing. But it's the people around him who like

481
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,919
Speaker 1: suck themselves inside of the shell and and lie for him.

482
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:11,959
Speaker 1: It's worse than watching someone enable in real time and

483
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, you know, you know, And that's why

484
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 1: people get upset, like Samantha b who got in some

485
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 1: mega hot water because she said kunt on TV. And

486
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I should have warned people before I said it.

487
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 1: I should have said it, should have warned y'all that

488
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Speaker 1: I would be using insane language that people have never

489
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 1: heard before on Earth. But if you haven't heard Samantha

490
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 1: b who has a show full Frontal on TBS, she

491
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,640
Speaker 1: was doing a segment about how inhumane the immigration policy

492
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Speaker 1: is at the moment of separating children from their parents

493
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 1: of immigrants who are trying to cross illegally, and she

494
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,880
Speaker 1: got to this image that like around this time, there

495
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 1: was like a photo of Ivanka Trump with her daughter,

496
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 1: and it really set her off because she was just

497
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 1: kind of thinking, like, here, you are underlining the importance

498
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 1: of your relationship to your child, yet your father is

499
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 1: perpetrating this campaign of dehumanization of immigrants and you're doing

500
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 1: nothing about it. And she said, do something about it.

501
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 1: You quote fact less kind end quote. And again, the

502
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 1: Right they had a full tank because that outrage machine,

503
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 1: because they lost Roseanne. Yeah, they had had to try

504
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: to take away someone else's TV, which is why a

505
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 1: lot of people also speculate that the Danes to SUSA

506
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 1: pardon was Trump's way of bringing someone back on the

507
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,679
Speaker 1: air essentially, like a lot of people are like, oh,

508
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: he's trying to send a cynical with Mike Flynn, But

509
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,919
Speaker 1: a lot of people also like also think about it

510
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,199
Speaker 1: like this, he's like one of the most inflammatory trolls

511
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 1: to people on the left that by pardoning him was

512
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,679
Speaker 1: also kind of be like, ya, see what I can

513
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,639
Speaker 1: do to y'all can take Roseanne, but I can actually

514
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 1: get people out of like you know, legal trouble. Yeah,

515
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 1: because it's like it's, well, it's easy to forget like

516
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,399
Speaker 1: Roseanne was such like it was such a hit in

517
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,159
Speaker 1: like Middle America too, So you lose this huge tool

518
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:58,679
Speaker 1: yea too, and you lose a huge tool inthing right, right,

519
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,359
Speaker 1: giant tool. Well, it seemed like a lot of people,

520
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 1: you know, we're calling for her to apologize, Like I

521
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 1: think Trump even demanded like the show be canceled. Uh okay,

522
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 1: but you know, trying to liken it to like, oh,

523
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: Rosanne said something about a woman's parents and blah blah

524
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,120
Speaker 1: blah and this and that and like completely exactly well

525
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 1: it's a complete false equivalencye. What Rosanne said was blatantly racist.

526
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: Whereas Samantha b First of all, she is a comedian

527
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,119
Speaker 1: who has a show where she is basically giving you

528
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 1: her viewpoint every day. And yeah, okay, maybe the language

529
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: may have been too extreme, for somebody listening. But that's

530
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,919
Speaker 1: her prerogative as a comedian to express herself else she

531
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 1: wants to. And I think, I don't know, it just

532
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: feels like a very I just don't know why a

533
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: lot of people, like even on the left, we're kind

534
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 1: of jumping on her to be like, oh, she needs

535
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 1: to apologize this and that. I mean, I get it

536
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: that you don't want to disrespect people. But when you're

537
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 1: a human being who is empathetic and you're watching, like

538
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 1: you're saying someone enables something horrible in real time, it

539
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 1: fucking it works on you. Yeah, And why shouldn't we

540
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: say horrible thing is about horrible people like Ivanka Trump

541
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: is effectless cunt Like, yeah, well the thing that like

542
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 1: Simothbe is like one of my heroes always will be.

543
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 1: I think she's the greatest. If you disagree with the

544
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 1: word she uses, if you disagree with where any comedian uses, fine,

545
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: that's fine. You don't have to like like that individual

546
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 1: joke and you don't need to like throw yourself on

547
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: the sword for that. But just it's so frustrating to

548
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: like see basically they're like, well, Simothby is like she's

549
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 1: not a feminist because she called another woman a cunt,

550
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: And how the expectation be that, like, you can only

551
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 1: be a pure feminist if you have no problem with

552
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: any other woman in the entire world. Like, that's just

553
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: not realistic and that's not how the fucking world works.

554
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 1: And that's the expectation of no man in the history

555
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: of ever. Well, if you are like a real like

556
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: even with like fucking m r A s and ship

557
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: like if if yes, an expectation of someone who is

558
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: like going for men's rights, isn't that you like every

559
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: single man and support every single man's agenda. That's kind

560
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: of the opposite. The whole thing is tearing down men

561
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: who are like living the life they want to exactly exactly,

562
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 1: And so that is still like an argument people would

563
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: use of just like, well, clearly she she's not what

564
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: she says she stands for because she tore another woman down.

565
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, she tore a mean, spirited, hateful And

566
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 1: I think Ivanka falls into that like category of someone

567
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: who is doing everything knowingly actually, especially when you hear

568
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 1: about how like, you know, her business benefits to like

569
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 1: she's awarded all these copyrights because of her dad doing

570
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: you know, suddenly like sort of changing his strategy with

571
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 1: like Chinese trade policy and things like that. She's super

572
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: complicit and and Smith B's in the unique position to

573
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: kind of be able to do that because there's only

574
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 1: one woman allowed on late night. Uh so she's she's

575
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: only one miles. We were talking about this yesterday. There

576
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: is like a recent terrible Vice article that came out

577
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: that was like why Michelle Wolf will soon be replacing

578
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: Amy Schumer in the Hearts of Women, And it's like,

579
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 1: because there can only be one and as like you

580
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: two female comedians, whoa, whoa, They're like, no, we have

581
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 1: to ideologically murder the first one. And then and the

582
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: e r A just got approved in Illinois. So now

583
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 1: that we have like once the Equal Rights and Women

584
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 1: is fully adopted, we can have two women. That's what

585
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: it says, right exactly, it's written into the laws. It's

586
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: just crazy. And now like Samantha B Is sort of

587
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: backpeddled on this statement a little bit, and that I

588
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: mean that's her prerogative as well. It's just it's really

589
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 1: fucking frustrating, and as well, like comparing it to the

590
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 1: Roseanna thing. I mean, we don't even have to say

591
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: it's like they're not they're not. They're not the same galaxy.

592
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 1: It's because Rosanna is an individual like who and and

593
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: smotha B. That's her show that went through writers. That

594
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: was like a thought through thing with context and like

595
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 1: watch them that work. That meant before you demanded it. Yeah,

596
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: like that went through. That was a thoughtful thing. That

597
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 1: was INCENDIARYA. But that is like what late night shows

598
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: are supposed to be. And other late night hosts cannot

599
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 1: say that because they are first of all, dudes, and

600
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 1: most of them are like yeah that night that. The

601
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 1: only misogyny that's on witness here is the fact that

602
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: the word that she used caused an outrage because like

603
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: that word freaks people out in this country. But if

604
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: you call someone a dick or a cock, like that's

605
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: nobody nobody cares, Like that's like the mildest insult is

606
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: to call someone a dick. But the part describing the

607
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: woman in the most vile way, yeah, which is it's

608
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 1: not it's like that, that's like the word v in

609
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: the UK, like you it's it's the most cunt is

610
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: thrown around so casun like wow. And again, I think

611
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: people use the word very frequently in this country too,

612
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: But it is this weird like the last frontier of

613
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: language too that people are like, oh, this is this

614
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,719
Speaker 1: is a third real word. The other thing that kind

615
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: of bugs me about this is a we're talking about

616
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: outrage about this woman having a like a you know,

617
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: expressing her outrage over a inhumane policy that is treating

618
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: immigrants like non human as subhuman, as just numbers to

619
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 1: split at the border, right, And you know, that was

620
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: the point, and I think it's detracting from what her

621
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: commentary was about. Also, the president of the United States

622
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 1: is a pussy grabber guy on tape on wax. We

623
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: know about his history of misogyny. There are multiple reports

624
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 1: of how he's regularly called women cunts off the record

625
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: or just wherever. So there's this whole thing of just

626
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: sort of like demand apology from this person on the

627
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: left because they took a shot at somebody without holding

628
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: anybody on their side responsible in any way for saying

629
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: things in a truly derogatory way. But I don't know,

630
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 1: like you know, this is the sort of culture war

631
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 1: back and forth the repartee that we're having to witness

632
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: every day. Yeah, and you know, Razan's tweet was just

633
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: hateful made the Bey's statement had context, and it's just

634
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: it was rooted in empathy and anger on behalf of people,

635
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: as opposed to Rosanne, which was just racism. Yeah, I

636
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: mean fully, like, you know, like Samanthy is not punching

637
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 1: down with this comment at all, and the fact that

638
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: it's being framed that way is just so frust And

639
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: and the fact that you know, she it seems like

640
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: she was kind of like pushed to apologize for it,

641
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 1: which makes me really, you can't, you just cannot win.

642
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: Like I wish she had. Obviously, I think she apologized

643
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: because like she's there's a show on the line, there's

644
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: a lot of people's jobs. Yeah, yeah, so I can't

645
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 1: blame her for that, but like I wish her fucking

646
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: I wish she'd been stood up for by other people

647
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: rather than saying like, yeah, she shouldn't have said that.

648
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: Was like, there's nothing working wrong with what she said, right.

649
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: The fact that the like that had to happen in

650
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: order for the show to continue, it's just so fuck typical. Yeah,

651
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 1: it is there. I guess that's where it's like, what

652
00:33:56,160 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 1: are the what are the spaces where someone can say that, yes,

653
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: it's because when it's someone has the platform to do it,

654
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: it makes it so much more that people like really

655
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: are like, oh god, because if that becomes like the

656
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,879
Speaker 1: natural description of this person, then like the cultural wars,

657
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 1: like what are we gonna do? I'm not sure, Like

658
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: at what point do you have an opinion that you

659
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 1: can stand by and even if it's vulgar? Uh, that

660
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 1: it's fine, because really what's on trial is the vulgarity

661
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: of it. It's not that she said something racist or

662
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 1: xenophobic or anything like that. She was being vulgar in

663
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: expressing her frustration at a human being that is very

664
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Speaker 1: duplicitous and being like, oh my god, my dad is

665
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 1: the most important thing, but also stands by and like

666
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,439
Speaker 1: you know, is not really trying to be out there

667
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 1: to advocate for children. Yeah, Ivanka Trump is a cunt,

668
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 1: Like no problem, no problem saying that, look at the

669
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: fucking record and then apply the word that it best

670
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: fits the actions. If we were a nation that still

671
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 1: had an attention span, I would suggest like some sort

672
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: of mass movement where we all get like little bean bags.

673
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: Then we write the w effect on them and we

674
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 1: mail those on Moss to Ivanka Trunk, just so she's like, no,

675
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: you're not feckless. Now you've got thousands and thousands of

676
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: bean bags that are like like overwhelming the White House's

677
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: male system. Oh yeah, I think this would be a

678
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,240
Speaker 1: good opportunity to just define fectless because there were people

679
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 1: on dot com who were struggling with it. Yes, fectless

680
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:25,439
Speaker 1: adjective liking, initiative or strength of character, Sammy Colin irresponsible this,

681
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 1: Yes that works, Yes that applies. You know, it's the

682
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:32,319
Speaker 1: culture wars. Baby, there's only you got to apologize because

683
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: there's only room for one. Yeah, why Samantha B will

684
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:41,359
Speaker 1: soon be displacing Michelle will just displaced A and then

685
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: will be you next problem, and then I'm going to

686
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: have to displace five. I think you know what. I

687
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: believe you are the prophecy that when you rise, you

688
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,720
Speaker 1: will also be the signal that multiple women can also

689
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: occupy the same space in comedy there and then they'll know,

690
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: well we are. It's just just, you know, just this

691
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 1: tape is so absurd of like they're like, well, I

692
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: mean she's the one, she is neo in the matrix.

693
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: I feel like when they finally decide there can be

694
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 1: a second woman. They'll be like, but we gotta give

695
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon two more shows. I mean, we got to

696
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: even this out. Yeah, exactly. Michelle Wolfe is here to

697
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 1: replace Amy Schumer in the Hearts of Women. That that's

698
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 1: the actual head that is the headline. And it's a

699
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 1: piece written by a woman, and I would love to yeah,

700
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 1: and what that means be like, I have a few

701
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 1: thoughts on why you might hate yourself. Yeah, well, let's

702
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: move on to some lighter fair Okay, uh, there you go.

703
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: The painting has begun because guys, I think we already

704
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: knew this, but Facebook is fucking dead to the teenagers. Basically,

705
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 1: it is not the dominant social network that it used

706
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: to be for kids aged thirteen to seventeen. Yeah, teen news, Hey,

707
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 1: fellow kids, y'all want to smoke some weeds. So yeah,

708
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: they were looking at sort of just sort of a

709
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 1: little demographic research here from the Pew Institute, and they

710
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 1: found that YouTube, Instagram, Snapchat have all surpassed Facebook and

711
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: popularity and all three years used more by teens. I

712
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: don't think YouTube can really count as a social network

713
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 1: because it's more about uploading videos more so than like Snapchat,

714
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 1: you can actually like message each other more well, there

715
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: are communities that build inside of like Team YouTube is fascinated. No, no,

716
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 1: of course, but I think in terms of like how

717
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 1: you know Facebook works, like in terms of the sort

718
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: of platform to exchange, like sort of text based information

719
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: or whatever, I think is slightly different. I don't know

720
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: if of YouTube to Facebook is a one to one

721
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 1: comparison in terms of like as a social network. But yeah, no, absolutely,

722
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: kids are up there vlogging all day and uh, you know,

723
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: showing me all the cool trends like how to eat

724
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,840
Speaker 1: a tide pod properly? Okay, I was doing all chopsticks

725
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 1: right exactly, Yeah I was. I was looking like a

726
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 1: full hot metal chop sticks. I was using a spork

727
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: from KFC and they laughed at me on the playground.

728
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Speaker 1: H So, one of the biggest sort of things that

729
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 1: they showed, or with the more noteworthy metrics that they found,

730
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 1: was that only of these kids now say they use

731
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: Facebook at all, and that's a huge drop off from

732
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,399
Speaker 1: we're using it at that time. And I'm gonna guess

733
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 1: of the teens using Facebook are posting pictures of themselves

734
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,839
Speaker 1: that like look at look at me hanging out with

735
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 1: my friends not doing drugs, mom, like, and then snapchats

736
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: where it's the pictures of them like free basing cocaine.

737
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah there. Well, the way I use Facebook in

738
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 1: the past year has changed pretty dramatically to where I

739
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,240
Speaker 1: used to be like posting for like, you know, everyone

740
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 1: I know, and now it's mostly just for my family

741
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:39,319
Speaker 1: to remind them that I have sort of a job.

742
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 1: Is my birthday machine for my family. It's where I'm like, oh,

743
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 1: it's my mom was born today, mom. And I think

744
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 1: it's still the best place for like events too. Yeah, no,

745
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 1: not to say I mean, clearly Facebook has this place

746
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 1: because it is being utilized in all kinds of ways,

747
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: good and bad. Uh mostly. But I'm not defending Facebook

748
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 1: at all. No, But I mean what I'm saying is,

749
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: like the way kids are using it, or the way

750
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: they preferred to use social media isn't sort of in

751
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 1: the same way that that Facebook offers, like Facebook offers

752
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: you the ability to just connect with people sort of

753
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: as you need to, or is the the sort of

754
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:17,280
Speaker 1: egocentric version of social media. Facebook isn't just that place anymore,

755
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 1: doesn't it used to be the place, man, Remember like

756
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,879
Speaker 1: when Facebook first came out and you just upload whole

757
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 1: albums of like a trip because you thought people gave

758
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 1: a funk that you went to Costa Rica Once my

759
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: semester abroad well documented. Well. I remember when the limit changed.

760
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 1: It used to be sixty pictures because I had to

761
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: make two albums for my junior prom and then they

762
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 1: later changed it to two hundred, which was great for

763
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:44,800
Speaker 1: when I traveled abroad. Plenty of completely blurry digital photos

764
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 1: and was it the thing? Like I remember people would

765
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 1: upload it and then you would see like the file

766
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:54,240
Speaker 1: name as like the captions like DSc underscore and you're like, okay, yeah,

767
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 1: what was the worst picture? You uploaded the worst picture?

768
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: I was still into having a pet rock when I

769
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: went on. But have I ever talked to you about

770
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 1: my pet rock? No? But of course you have a

771
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: fucking pet rock. I had a pet This is like

772
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: a really weird formative. I had a few weird things

773
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: I did when I was a kid that informed I

774
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: am as an adult. But when I was in sixth grade,

775
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: I got a pet rock and I carried it around

776
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 1: with me literally everywhere for like until my junior year

777
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: of college and when you mean carried it around like

778
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 1: is it pocket size or you had to be like

779
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:29,879
Speaker 1: I got my pet like it's like about it's it's

780
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 1: not a small rock and it was kind of brought

781
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: an airplane like I had to be constantly explaining like, no,

782
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 1: this is my rock and literally you look at it,

783
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 1: you're literally my rock. My rocks name was Bert. My

784
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 1: parents were freaked out at the time because it was like,

785
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: you know whatever, early ads and they were like, okay,

786
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:52,240
Speaker 1: so Burt, like they would miss gender Bert constantly because

787
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: it was genderless and so was it a they them

788
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 1: sort of thing or it was just Burt just was

789
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 1: it was easier for I didn't know anything of my pronouns.

790
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 1: Then it wasn't in the national discussion. I was like,

791
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: it's just Bert. Just refer refer to Bert as Bert,

792
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 1: and brought Bert everywhere. Uh. There's a lot of pics

793
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: of me wearing my back praise and holding my pet

794
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 1: rock literally throwing at birthday parties. Your childhood was transplanted

795
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: from the eighties, like schooliosis back brace, pitt rock Brewster

796
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:35,240
Speaker 1: T shirt I had, and then I had a notebook

797
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: I would carry around that this is like if your

798
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: kid does something like this, don't call it cute. It's

799
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: a cute O c D. Like what it is is

800
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: I had a notebook and I would carry around. I

801
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,280
Speaker 1: developed a shorthand and I would write down what everyone

802
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: I came into human contact with was wearing in this

803
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:54,919
Speaker 1: insane like shorthand. And my parents were like, Jamie wants

804
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: to be a journalist. That's why she's always writing everything down.

805
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: I was like, there, but I had note book right away.

806
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 1: I kind of had an O c D thing of

807
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 1: like counting all the letters and words and being able

808
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 1: to say it backwards instantly or be able to spell

809
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: something backwards, and like I would always challenge myself. I

810
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 1: don't know if that's OCD, but children can be very

811
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: deceptively adorable. But if your kids are doing very weird

812
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 1: specific stuff over and over, take them to see a doctor.

813
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:22,919
Speaker 1: It's not adorable. Oh wow, So we found about Burt

814
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: and with that, I think we need to take a break.

815
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: We'll be right back and were back, and you know,

816
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 1: it's Friday, so it's time for there she is. Uh,

817
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: So let's just get through this pretty quickly because we

818
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: have some real messy stories to talk about on the

819
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: cover of Star, they're saying Kendall Jenner drug bust horror.

820
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: But when you open up the uh, the article it's

821
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:55,240
Speaker 1: about like her boyfriend's family was like busted with drugs

822
00:42:55,360 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: years ago, so tangential scandal, which again not good ones material, no,

823
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: but you know what is good cover material. It's got

824
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt on there, and it just

825
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 1: straight up says Jen, Yes, I'm pregnant with Brad's baby. Yeah,

826
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: direct quote. But then you read into it, they're saying

827
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 1: both of their reps are like they have not been

828
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 1: seeing each other there or not, there's no reunion. I

829
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,359
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. But then they go

830
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 1: in and they say, well, the source closed to Brad

831
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 1: also denies it. There are other people that say, like

832
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:31,479
Speaker 1: it's just crazy that like they have basically been hanging out. Yeah,

833
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 1: and then it'll then say they'll put on some music

834
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 1: and sometimes Brad will whip up Jen's favorite guacamole. Oh yeah, okay,

835
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 1: uh And then but again it's really aside from just

836
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: someone describing that they believe that she's pregnant with his baby,

837
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:49,720
Speaker 1: it's not much there. So again thanks, okay, but again,

838
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: I like that we're being gasolate into thinking that we're

839
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 1: gonna see them back together again. I don't care. I

840
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: want Jenna to start dating a Greg and then I'd

841
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 1: be like, yes's baby regnant and happy. Oh my god, Yeah,

842
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: I've more excited for Gregnafer. Uh. And also in the

843
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 1: National Examiner, which is like the National Choir of Record,

844
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: it's a national favorite record for the elderly. Uh. But

845
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: they put in near Diana's ghost caught at Harry's wedding,

846
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: and in it is like a very like there's nothing

847
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:26,240
Speaker 1: to say that they actually have a real photo of it,

848
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 1: but it's all based off a woman who says she

849
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: claims she saw the ghost. So cool. One woman who

850
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: saw the apparition says, quote it was delicate, almost like

851
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 1: a whiff of missed, like a spooky fart. That brings

852
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: us to some other royal wedding news not exactly Bloyd Watch,

853
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: but super produced. And Josie goes, yo, did you hear

854
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 1: about some dude who is basically scamming British media over

855
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 1: the wedding? Hit me with a quick story, real quick,

856
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: so we can get in this other one. Yes, So

857
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 1: the Washington Post just put out this story that Thomas J.

858
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:02,760
Speaker 1: Mace Archer Mills, who's the name is Thomas Muscatello from Albany,

859
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 1: New York, basically pretends to be a British person and

860
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:10,720
Speaker 1: his coverage of the Royal wedding was all over British media,

861
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: like he was in BBC and The Economist, and um,

862
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 1: he started the British Monarchist Society, which he is the chairman.

863
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: So he's like a source, I guess. And then he

864
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,360
Speaker 1: apparently he wrote two books called to the Queen, a

865
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: Royal drink Ology and Their Majesty's Mixtures. When they reign,

866
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: they pour about drinks. And he started a cryptocurrency called

867
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: Royal cook Books that are for cocktail recipes. Um, so

868
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: he does have them, like he actually does have an

869
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 1: expertise in the monarchy, but he pretends to be British

870
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: which is not. And he apparently perfected his accent in

871
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 1: high school doing a play Oliver So but nobody realized

872
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:59,359
Speaker 1: he's Everyone is why. And I've been saying this for years.

873
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 1: We need a NA national Registry of theater kids. This

874
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,400
Speaker 1: has gone on too far. Exactly, this fucker, he must stop.

875
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:11,280
Speaker 1: I love that he's this Tommy Muscatello from New York. Baby, yeah,

876
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: oh you know you see the English accentity. I speak

877
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 1: a bit of the Queen's English. Here we go. For

878
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 1: me personally, when I look back at the record of,

879
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 1: it's like, it's wild to think that this guy could

880
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 1: be modulating between those two. I want to hear more

881
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: about the origin story of Like he was the understudy

882
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: for Oliver and he's like, oh, yeah, I'll watch this.

883
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 1: I'll go to England and I'll be the most English

884
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 1: person ever. I can imagine his his teacher sitting down

885
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,879
Speaker 1: me like you're just not good enough at believably impersonating

886
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: the British. He's just like stares, and I imagine the

887
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,760
Speaker 1: day that he's told this is like the day Princess

888
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: Die dies, and he's like staring at a television like

889
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 1: one day, right, I'm gonna get back. Could be like

890
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: a Hitler type character who like maybe because of his

891
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 1: like drinking or something, he wasn't able to quite get

892
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,359
Speaker 1: it together and someone told him you will never get there.

893
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: Then he sobered up, got so wild with his accent.

894
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 1: He's like, you know what, now I'm going to go

895
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 1: there pretend to be English person, and I'm gonna dup

896
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: the media and in ten years he's going to be

897
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:08,240
Speaker 1: British Hitler, right fully, like Trump getting roasted by Obama

898
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 1: at the correspondence dinner, like the evil villain creation, like

899
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: his origin pain. Yeah. He also he met an elderly

900
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 1: British man outside of Buckington Buckingham Palace like fucking palace,

901
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 1: as ager and developed that relationship so far that the

902
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 1: old man said he could call him grandfather. Good. He started,

903
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 1: so this is a long con. Oh my god. I

904
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: flipped around from hating this kid in respect because it's

905
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 1: all about the long con. The short con I don't

906
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 1: have any respect for. But somebody who puts in the

907
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 1: groundwork and Austin appears in a bow tie, tweet jacket

908
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 1: and cap. Okay, I'm against him again now, Joey, how

909
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: quickly that pendulum can swing back and some whiplash. Have

910
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: you guys ever seen Buckingham Palace, by the way, now

911
00:47:56,680 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 1: I've seen Buckington Palace. That's on that's on cruncher, that's

912
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 1: like the That's the angriest I've ever been as a tourist.

913
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: Is like walking up because I was like, okay, you're

914
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 1: gonna see some cool buildings in London. Let's go see

915
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 1: some cool and and it's it's the ugliest mansion I've

916
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: ever and it's one of those like you robbed the

917
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 1: whole world for this, Like there are wars going on

918
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: right now that millions are dying, and that started because

919
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: you guys pill for the world, and this is what

920
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 1: you build for yourselves. Like, at least make a nice palace.

921
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 1: What would you like? What's a nice pace like Saddam

922
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:32,760
Speaker 1: Hussain's palaces, monster like golden toilets and fucking like lions.

923
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: If you're going to go there, let's go there. If

924
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:38,320
Speaker 1: you're going to pill for huge chunks of the globe

925
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 1: and oppress people, at least build a cool palace updated,

926
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 1: you know. Uh, So let me move on to one

927
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: more story because as a nineties kid, this really is

928
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 1: an interesting story. So Isaiah Silva is the ex husband

929
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: of France's Being Love Cobain or however interchangeable those last

930
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: names are. And Francis Being is the daughter of Courtney

931
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: Love and Kirk Cobain. Um. And what had happened was

932
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 1: shortly after they're like, I guess they celebrate an anniversary. Uh,

933
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:09,240
Speaker 1: Frances gifted Isaiah Silva the acoustic guitar that Kurt Cobain

934
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 1: played famously in that MTV on Plug show, which many

935
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 1: believe to be that was the very last guitar that

936
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:19,240
Speaker 1: Kurt Cobain ever played. Now, this is where the story

937
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: starts getting weirder and weirder. So, according to Silva, Francis

938
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 1: got hooked on some benzos and their maryors started kind

939
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:29,280
Speaker 1: of falling apart. They tried to split amicably at first,

940
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 1: but that became impossible because Courtney Love just sort of,

941
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 1: I guess, increasingly became obsessed over this guitar and saying like,

942
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,280
Speaker 1: this is actually our guitar. This is a family heirloom.

943
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: You should not have that you was never yours to

944
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 1: begin with, blah blah blah um. So as this sort

945
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,240
Speaker 1: of tug of war happened, would start over this guitar,

946
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 1: he said, slowly, a plan to kidnap and murder him

947
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 1: began to go down. Now this is getting the buckle

948
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: on because we're getting messier. So her supposed accomplices. Her

949
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 1: alleged accompasses are Sam who is Britney Spears old manager

950
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: chief and Ross Butler, who was in thirteen reasons why

951
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: it was like an actor. Apparently like this guy was

952
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 1: like middlemanning drugs to Frances or something. It's it's very weird, weird.

953
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,280
Speaker 1: Silva claims that they hacked his iPhone and started impersonating

954
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 1: him via the messages app to make it look like

955
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 1: he was suicidal, to begin sort of laying the groundwork

956
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 1: for them to kill him and make it look like

957
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 1: a suicide. It gets weird. So now I'm gonna quote

958
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 1: from this article quote. The forsome allegedly moved to execute

959
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: this plan on June three, sixteen, where they supposedly entered

960
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:32,839
Speaker 1: Silva's home and threatened him with rape and bodily harm

961
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 1: in order to make him enter a car with them.

962
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 1: A friend of Silva's who had been in the house

963
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: and was forcibly removed by the foursome reportedly called the police,

964
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 1: who caught up with the car. The suit alleges that

965
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: Lifty Quote hurriedly concocted a false story intended to prevent

966
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 1: the l a p d from arresting them end quote,

967
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 1: and threatened to kill Silva's seven year old daughter if

968
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 1: he didn't follow along. The police allegedly bought Lofty story

969
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,359
Speaker 1: that he loved Butler and Yuckman, who was the guy

970
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: driving the car, had just been playing a prank on

971
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 1: their friend. The suit says, quote, it's believed, based upon

972
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 1: facts and evidence, that Silva would have been taken to

973
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: a secondary crime scene and murdered on June three. So yes,

974
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: this whole thing, this is what I wanted from Evil Genius.

975
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,919
Speaker 1: Did they get the guitar from him? No, I don't

976
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 1: think so. I don't know. I don't know what ended

977
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,240
Speaker 1: up with the guitar. But it's just a fucking wild

978
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 1: story because a lot of people who are sort of

979
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 1: in the line of thinking that Courtney Love had something

980
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 1: to do with Kurt Cobain's suicide. Ah, Like, you know,

981
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,319
Speaker 1: she's become very obsessed with like certain things like this,

982
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 1: and this seems like part for the course for her.

983
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,760
Speaker 1: But I don't know, It's it's just a very crazy

984
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: story because also, like it goes on, the Silva claims that,

985
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 1: you know, he was afraid to talk to the police

986
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 1: because he believed Courtney Love and Sam Lefty controlled the

987
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 1: police and the media or whatever. Also Courtney Love, you

988
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 1: think she controlled the media? I mean I think we

989
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 1: saw those vm A Awards when she pulled up drunk

990
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: as fu. Yeah, and it's also like coy, if Courtney

991
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,839
Speaker 1: Love controlled the media, she would make them be less

992
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 1: horrible to her, which they always Yeah, I can't think

993
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 1: of anyone with less can troll over the media Courtney.

994
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 1: That's why I'm a little sort of like when I

995
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,399
Speaker 1: look at him, like, you really think Courtney Love controls media?

996
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 1: That was I believe his whole story up until that

997
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 1: point seems outrageous until he claims that she has control

998
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 1: and that was that That's why he didn't say anything sooner.

999
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:17,320
Speaker 1: But I guess. But you know, if your life is

1000
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 1: being threatened and you legitimately feel like that, then that

1001
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 1: puts you in a completely different set of circumstances. But well,

1002
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 1: do you know, like Sam, Lefty has like such a history.

1003
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 1: This is the most like, yeah, like, this is the

1004
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 1: most unhinged example of Lefty behavior that I've heard of

1005
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:38,240
Speaker 1: to date. But he is always near women of stature,

1006
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,720
Speaker 1: like pop stars when they crashed like he was Britney

1007
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: Spears manager Umbrella bald Era. Oh really, Baldrella was oh

1008
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: seven oh, and they were in like a legal battle

1009
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:52,720
Speaker 1: for a long time after that. He was with Amanda Binds,

1010
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:57,280
Speaker 1: managing her during her breakdown, and has worked with Courtney

1011
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 1: loved through like some other ship too, Like he is

1012
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: always near the fire saying like I am helping and

1013
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 1: he is never he is a class A child and

1014
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 1: this is his wildest bullshit yet. But I I do,

1015
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. It's weird because it's like

1016
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: Frances disappears from the story to where they're like her

1017
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 1: mom is doing it. I was like, does Frances have

1018
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,320
Speaker 1: no say and what happens here? Is she not? I

1019
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,919
Speaker 1: don't know yet. She could just be like her. She's like, Mom,

1020
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I gave him the guitar, and she's like,

1021
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it back. I feel like I spent

1022
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 1: my life apologizing for my mom's wild behavior, and so

1023
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:34,279
Speaker 1: it's like, why isn't Frances like listen, like to the

1024
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: patrons of Dunkin Donuts for giving a sex talk to

1025
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 1: child out loud in the middle of the store. I'm sorry,

1026
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 1: my mom is screaming the sex talk at me and

1027
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: using donuts. It's got to be right, that's the donut. Yeah,

1028
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:52,359
Speaker 1: and Claire and then and then blazed one too. Yeah,

1029
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:54,840
Speaker 1: you probably need to go to both Duncan and a

1030
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 1: Crispy Creane adequately give the whole sex. You can make

1031
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 1: it work talk and you can really explain something she's like.

1032
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:08,839
Speaker 1: And this is a Boston Green pie. Okay, guys, Oh,

1033
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Uh, guys, it's been so fun

1034
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 1: now that you know, because Daddy's away to when his experiments.

1035
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: For all of you guys, wonder where Jack is. He

1036
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 1: will be back on Monday. But for you guys, let

1037
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 1: everybody know where you're at, where they can find you, Robber,

1038
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 1: let's start off with you. Oh yeah, you can find

1039
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 1: me on Twitter at I write okay, two letters. You

1040
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 1: can also find my podcast every Tuesday, Behind the Bastards.

1041
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 1: We just dropped a one on Harvey Weinstein. We talked

1042
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,360
Speaker 1: about a lot of a lot of Cookie characters and

1043
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 1: that is your super producer and HOSTI on that one. Yeah,

1044
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 1: and Hosy is my guest on that one. Jamie Loft,

1045
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 1: this is a guest on an earlier episode. And we've

1046
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 1: got another one dropping next week that's going to be

1047
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: super fun. Can you tease that? Uh shiploads of cocaine

1048
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 1: and machine guns? Oh wow, good stuff. Sounds like my

1049
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 1: weekend and vapes vaping. Oh yeah, well now yea, Now,

1050
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 1: now the millennials are ship jel, I'm young, I'm baby.

1051
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 1: Here's my jewel what about you? Jewelpyuh, you can find

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Speaker 1: a Little jewelpy on that's my new You can find

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Speaker 1: my Little Jewel pod on Twitter at Jamie Lafta's Help

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Speaker 1: and Instagram Jamie christ Superstar, where I just posted the

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Speaker 1: picture of me in my rock at the Effl Tower.

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Speaker 1: Oh good, So that won't be in the footnotes, but

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Speaker 1: you can look go to her instagram also because it

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Speaker 1: is a delight and her stories, especially when you're on

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Speaker 1: the road, very revealing, Like you you really give us

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Speaker 1: front seat to some of your interactions out there in

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Speaker 1: the real world. Unhinged, Yes, hinged. If you're looking for me,

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Speaker 1: you can find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles

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Speaker 1: of Gray. You can find the show The Daily Zeitgeist.

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Speaker 1: We are at Daily zeit Geist on Twitter, We're at

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Speaker 1: v Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We got a Facebook page.

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Speaker 1: But if you're thirteen to seventeen, that don't even matter anyway.

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Speaker 1: And also if you're thirteen and seventeen, listen to the show.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Uh, they're gonna be us about the jewel yeah,

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Speaker 1: the jewel pods. Yeah, but we're a dual jewel podcast anyway,

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Speaker 1: A bad joke. Um. And if you're looking for us

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Speaker 1: on the internet, you can go to daily zeitgeis dot com,

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Speaker 1: where we have you know, show links. You can find

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Speaker 1: your little bits of information, including all the information we

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Speaker 1: talked about the show in ours. There you go, all right,

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Speaker 1: just a little bit late. Uh, it was no no, look,

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Speaker 1: you know, I kind of thank you. Guys are the

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Speaker 1: surprising now, Yeah, so get all that, including links to

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Speaker 1: the song that we're going to write out on now.

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Speaker 1: I know today's National Doughnut Day and I would just

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Speaker 1: predictably do a Jay deala donut songs, but I won't

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Speaker 1: because I play enough j diala on here that people

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Speaker 1: have given me the ak gread deala. But let me

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Speaker 1: play something a little bit different. Just again, let's going

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Speaker 1: to the weekend. And I don't know when you're listening

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Speaker 1: to this, if you're listening Saturday morning or whatever or

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Speaker 1: right now, take this with you into your weekend. But

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Speaker 1: this song is called Gems by Imano Maury. Uh. It's

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Speaker 1: a cool track again sample based hip hop. I love it.

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Speaker 1: One of my favorite art forms. You should like this too. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And with that you guys, have a great weekend, have

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Speaker 1: a great party, whatever y'all doing, enjoy yourselves, add to

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Speaker 1: a atmosphere of positivity and acceptance. If you can keep

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Speaker 1: that in your mind's eye as you go forth this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Don't don't be FLEs Clint, have some empathy effect fults

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Speaker 1: full and don't be a choked okay uh and with

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Speaker 1: that we'll see you Monday. Uh, have a good weekend.

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Speaker 1: Later bye, lay Roping day, Yeah, dropping joves, hand cut

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Speaker 1: corning so cleek to the eating first too, bleak for

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