Speaker 1: Well the fucking mini your sool mini episode, motherfucking mini your.
Speaker 2: Sol Welcome to another fantastic episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets
Speaker 3: of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2: And try to prove the theories of you, the listener
Speaker 2: will sinking.
Speaker 3: Ash, you stinking bitch. Heah boy, you booty bitch.
Speaker 4: Wipe that shit.
Speaker 3: You knew you didn't finish wiping when you got up.
Speaker 4: You idiot.
Speaker 2: That's why we bought the wipes because of your actions.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 3: I don't care if you're in a rush. You finished
Speaker 3: fucking wiping.
Speaker 4: You stayed till the job's done. That's what I always learned.
Speaker 3: The job can wait, your asshole, can't you And it's
Speaker 3: what you're doing.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 3: I'm like stinker man and and we're we're coming in
Speaker 3: hot today hot, and I like you today. I love that.
Speaker 4: I like you.
Speaker 3: Poop talk, yeah, poop, and we don't do a lot
Speaker 3: of poop talk on this podcast. I would we could
Speaker 3: get there, that we could start we I'm not opposed
Speaker 3: to it, I'm not above it, but but I am
Speaker 3: identifying that's not where we're at at the moment. I
Speaker 3: got brun guidness. Ain't nobody got time for that. I
Speaker 3: couldn't agree with you more.
Speaker 2: I honestly, I'll tell you that I pressed that because
Speaker 2: it said sweet.
Speaker 4: Brown and.
Speaker 3: That's the name of the lady. And yeah, I thought
Speaker 3: it was a description of the audio.
Speaker 4: I thought it was poop based. That's on me. That's
Speaker 4: on me.
Speaker 3: Do you know? Sweet Brown? After that video ended up
Speaker 3: getting sponsored by like a dental company and like did
Speaker 3: a full like series of dentists commercials and got her
Speaker 3: teeth fixed and like sobered up and shit, Yeah, it
Speaker 3: was really nice.
Speaker 2: That's the best. I hope that's how it goes for
Speaker 2: the corn Kid.
Speaker 3: I don't have a lot of hope for the corn Kid. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the same Like six white people keep showing up everywhere
Speaker 3: he is to interview him and be like I still
Speaker 3: want you to be the corn Kid and he's like, yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: I'll be the corn Kid. I guess it's like this
Speaker 3: is creepy, bro. Yeah, I don't want it. I don't
Speaker 3: want it to go that way, but no, it started
Speaker 3: away from me. I love that. That's how you feel
Speaker 3: about the corn Kid for his own sake. Sure, it's
Speaker 3: one of those where you got to talk a little
Speaker 3: nasty to him so that he gets out of there
Speaker 3: and he makes a different choice.
Speaker 4: Talk a little nasty to him. That's how you get
Speaker 4: the titties on your forehead.
Speaker 3: What are we talking about, I don't know. But we
Speaker 3: got an email. This is exciting. We got an email
Speaker 3: from a person named Whitney. Whitney sent us an email
Speaker 3: and she said, well, the subject of the email that's
Speaker 3: more important at the moment. The subject of the email
Speaker 3: is by racial booty mini episode. It's what she's calling this. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's that's what I think is the only thing worth
Speaker 3: calling this episode. It's by racial booty. But she said,
Speaker 3: my mama didn't tell me this, but I'm a mom,
Speaker 3: so I told me that. Okay, I like what you're
Speaker 3: doing with She said, if a girl is biracial, you
Speaker 3: can tell which parent is black by her body. I
Speaker 3: grew up with some biracial girls. Yeah, I thought you
Speaker 3: might like this one. I thought this might spark your interest.
Speaker 4: This one is complicated.
Speaker 3: Yes, she says, I grew up with some biracial girls
Speaker 3: who all had the same daddy, but different white moms.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, all of them had a big booty, except
Speaker 3: for there were like six of them. They were very
Speaker 3: attractive girls, and this stemmed my interest in this subject.
Speaker 3: I have a thing for looking at people's butt, so
Speaker 3: over time I noticed that the black slash white biracial
Speaker 3: girls with black daddies have a nice ass, whereas the
Speaker 3: girls with the white dads have white flat booties. Most
Speaker 3: of my references are from people in my life, so
Speaker 3: celebrity examples besides Holly Berry. But I trust that you
Speaker 3: and David will get the thoroughest, most detailed research on
Speaker 3: the topic. Bye bitch, Whitney, Well, Whitney, Uh hell Yeah.
Speaker 4: I also liked to look at booties.
Speaker 3: All right, and a third on that one, I would
Speaker 3: say a unanimous decision. We all like the look at booties.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it's across the board. As far as this
Speaker 2: side of things is a that is a icy take.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing about biracial We need a bigger sample group, mmm,
Speaker 2: is what I think, right, Because she's only talked about
Speaker 2: black being mixed with white, and I think, as we
Speaker 2: know from having been across this great nation of ours,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of things you can mix black with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can mix a black wood pretty much everything.
Speaker 4: It's like the color of clothes. It goes with everything.
Speaker 3: It ain't gonna ruin that outfit.
Speaker 4: Put it on whatever you need to.
Speaker 3: I will say that that as I think about women
Speaker 3: in my own life who are biracial with black dads,
Speaker 3: loll of them donna be having big butts. I hold you,
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't know that this affirms the conspiracy
Speaker 3: or denies it, but I do know that that if
Speaker 3: I'm looking at my own sort of like a catalog
Speaker 3: of butts that I've seen on mixed girls, then black
Speaker 3: daddy's be popping.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think. I'm trying to so you know
Speaker 2: you obviously, I'm trying to find the exception to the rule.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think if I've ever known a mixed
Speaker 2: woman with a white father, and and I am drawing
Speaker 2: a blank.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a that's a tough one.
Speaker 4: And I wonder, I wonder if I was a white father, he.
Speaker 3: Had that button flat.
Speaker 4: You know, that's not what.
Speaker 3: You gotta beat it till it's till it's good and smushed,
Speaker 3: you know, with that walking around your house. I just.
Speaker 2: I wonder he'd have to be like she didn't get
Speaker 2: that from our side, right, Like that's probably like alienating
Speaker 2: between you and your big booty daughter.
Speaker 3: I yes, it's it's almost there's an obligation to explain
Speaker 3: the body somehow for this white dad to be like, well,
Speaker 3: it's complicated, you see, whereas like I think for a mom,
Speaker 3: it's women are much more progressive and just can be
Speaker 3: accepting of each other's forms whatever they they probably are.
Speaker 2: Are you saying that the big booty genes in black
Speaker 2: men are so dominant that they will take over like
Speaker 2: they kind of take over the small.
Speaker 3: I if I'm to follow what she's suggesting correctly, I
Speaker 3: think she's suggesting that, much like a receding hairline, the
Speaker 3: genus passed through your father's side, not your mother's side.
Speaker 3: That's if I'm understanding what it's being laid out here,
Speaker 3: that big booty comes from your daddy.
Speaker 2: Here's the research that I want that a lot of
Speaker 2: people aren't bold enough to take on.
Speaker 4: Do these dads have.
Speaker 3: Ass Okay, okay, like that, Bill Clinton, do.
Speaker 5: These fathers have ass because I and it's a good question,
Speaker 5: all right, do you have the power to pass this
Speaker 5: ass on directly?
Speaker 3: Or is it more? Is this skipping generations ass kind
Speaker 3: of fine.
Speaker 2: Right, Like is it some more of is it more
Speaker 2: of a recessive thing? But like because it's like because
Speaker 2: I'm willing to under to me, it makes more sense
Speaker 2: that these dads just got asked.
Speaker 3: And maybe yeah, I got a thick daddy and my day.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean. He he played on
Speaker 2: the line, but he was a tight.
Speaker 3: Ending thickness is as thickness does, and I does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I does it. I does the thickness. I
Speaker 2: think that that makes more sense to me than the
Speaker 2: dads holding some But I mean it is like the
Speaker 2: hairline thing, like, right, it might be recessive that the
Speaker 2: da I just this is gonna there's no.
Speaker 4: Way to say this that doesn't sound complicated.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 2: Wild to me that I may be carrying the power
Speaker 2: of the butt of my mother.
Speaker 1: Mmm.
Speaker 4: Like that feels like the sins of the father type
Speaker 4: of situation. Well, no, no, no, I don't think big
Speaker 4: ones are a sin.
Speaker 3: This is yeah, you're you're really uh, you're fighting some
Speaker 3: stuff here.
Speaker 2: I'm backing myself into a strange booty shaped corner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a cora that that Olivia sent us that says,
Speaker 3: is the size of your butt genetics or not, and
Speaker 3: a person responded by saying, the size of your butt
Speaker 3: is going to be attributed to four main things. Your
Speaker 3: bone structure, This is your changeable genetics. I don't know
Speaker 3: what bones got to do with all that meat, The
Speaker 3: original and insertion points of the gluteous muscles. Again genetics,
Speaker 3: How large your butt muscles are can have variation based
Speaker 3: on how much of your little or how little you
Speaker 3: train the muscles, however, still constrained by genetic potential. And
Speaker 3: then how much fat stored on your butt. The numbers
Speaker 3: of fat cells you have is genetic, but how full
Speaker 3: these fat cells are can be changed.
Speaker 4: Call me crazy, but this sounds like you was written
Speaker 4: by a white dad, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's a white dad being like well, statistically
Speaker 3: and scientifically, genetics say you can't have fat cells. Talking
Speaker 3: about if you really want a big butt, then believe
Speaker 3: in your butt.
Speaker 2: Maybe where was this answer? January twenty sixth sixth twenty.
Speaker 3: Six January twenty six was just a regular day in
Speaker 3: the afternoon.
Speaker 4: Having a good time.
Speaker 2: I feel like for this conspiracy for me, the jury's out,
Speaker 2: I gotta go to the field.
Speaker 4: I got a field.
Speaker 3: I'll say this, I think in general, I'm tending to
Speaker 3: agree with the conspiracy, or at least feeling feeling open
Speaker 3: to the possibility of it being real. The only person
Speaker 3: who's coming to mind that I feel like might disproved
Speaker 3: this is Mariah Carey. Mariah carries the celebrity that keeps
Speaker 3: popping in my head. Who am Dad? I ass? I'm
Speaker 3: a black man. There had to be a black man
Speaker 3: in that. And she ain't. She ain't that. She ain't
Speaker 3: got no fat ass, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: She saved it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, and he which is respect? I love a
Speaker 3: good savings account, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: But I say the most intimate detail I've ever shared
Speaker 2: on the podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm for it.
Speaker 2: I would just like to know if this is I'd
Speaker 2: like to know if the dad's got ass or if
Speaker 2: it is a recessive gene that we're all holding, because
Speaker 2: if we're all holding the power to more fat asses
Speaker 2: in the planet, oh.
Speaker 3: Man, that is proof of the patriarchy, if ever there
Speaker 3: was one of not only us wielding the power, but
Speaker 3: us not in fact blessing and bestowing everybody with it.
Speaker 3: It's like, if that's what makes me feel.
Speaker 2: Like it might be from the dads having ass and
Speaker 2: not this recessive gene.
Speaker 3: Here's the way, here's the challenge I pose to the
Speaker 3: listeners today. Go find Mariah Carey's father. Take a picture
Speaker 3: of that ass. Find a picture of that ass. Help
Speaker 3: us understand. Is Mariah Carey's dad thick and therefore this
Speaker 3: this theory is disproven, or is Mariah Carey's dad flat
Speaker 3: bootied and therefore the genetic tracing that we're talking about
Speaker 3: could possibly be true? And we got to do more
Speaker 3: theorizing or rather more testing.
Speaker 4: In the field.
Speaker 3: About that. Hell, yeah, this is this is on y'all.
Speaker 3: We need we need your help to find out if
Speaker 3: Mariah Carey's dad was in fact thick.
Speaker 4: My mama told me, as a community, it is time
Speaker 4: for you to come together.
Speaker 3: What the fuck do you have to do besides find
Speaker 3: us Mariah Carey's thick ass daddy or not thick daddy.
Speaker 3: Heh boy, Whitney. I hope that this helps. I hope
Speaker 3: that this is at least it seems if I'm landing
Speaker 3: this plane, I'd say that it's you have our support.
Speaker 4: Seems like we've at least gotten the ball rolling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not bumping up against sometimes people send us
Speaker 3: stuff and we're immediately like, no, this is silly. How
Speaker 3: dare you? You ain't being silly, baby girl, You onto
Speaker 3: something here.
Speaker 4: No, I'm all for this. I'm all for this.
Speaker 3: You have our support. We look forward to to sharing
Speaker 3: the results with you as they roll in and uh, man,
Speaker 3: this is I love this. Now I get to go,
Speaker 3: I get to go star at mixed mixed asses and
Speaker 3: uh and just work yeah, and just be like, no, baby,
Speaker 3: I'm doing my job.
Speaker 4: Run that back. I'm gonna be watching girlfriends all night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but damn Tracy, Tracy as a black mom and
Speaker 3: wo get come on sitting on a hump.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh man, just like that thing is that
Speaker 4: thing is great? She's doing well. No world and her
Speaker 4: dad pretty white guy.
Speaker 3: White guy. This is this is starting to work against
Speaker 3: you here, Whitney.
Speaker 4: I don't know we'll get us yet. Send us all
Speaker 4: the butts you can. We'll sort through.
Speaker 3: Butt and pictures of daddy's that's all we need.
Speaker 2: And that's and then we'll make them some kind of
Speaker 2: a float short and we'll get back to you.
Speaker 3: You should hear from us at the top of the year.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll we'll have we'll
Speaker 2: have some conclusive evidence.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of things moving and shifting around here,
Speaker 3: so it'll take a second, but we'll get you. We'll
Speaker 3: get you some man, Bory, could you tell the people
Speaker 3: where they can find you and what cool shit you
Speaker 3: have going on?
Speaker 2: Find me a cool guy jokes eighty seven, come out
Speaker 2: to see me at a show and uh you know,
Speaker 2: look at your light skin butts for me and tell
Speaker 2: me what.
Speaker 3: You uh I second the light skin butts part. And
Speaker 3: as always, you can follow me at Langston Kerman on
Speaker 3: all platforms. And that's that's all of it. By bitch,
Speaker 3: why are you? Something's going on?
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