1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:05,760 Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back 2 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 1: all suit on, looking back the back down, giving them 3 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 1: more like the milan buck things. And it's cobles me 4 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:37,760 Speaker 1: true good it. Steve listening to the movie together for study, 5 00:00:38,200 --> 00:01:22,720 Speaker 1: I don't join joining me. You gotta turn you are 6 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 1: you gotta turn to turn out, got to turn out 7 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:58,480 Speaker 1: to turn the water the water go. Come come on 8 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 1: your fat h huh. I show will a good morning everybody, 9 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: y'all listening to the voice, come on, dig me now 10 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 1: want and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay, 11 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 1: here we go. I was working out. I was talking 12 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 1: to a buddy of mine, and I was telling him 13 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:26,160 Speaker 1: something that Bishop td Jake's told me one time. I 14 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:31,240 Speaker 1: would hate to die and not do the thing that 15 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:35,680 Speaker 1: I was born to do. I would hate to die 16 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:43,359 Speaker 1: and not do the thing that I was born to do. Man, 17 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 1: oh man, oh man, man. That hit me like a 18 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:50,080 Speaker 1: like a like a pile of bricks man, because it 19 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:56,120 Speaker 1: made me feel so grateful that God has allowed me 20 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 1: to live my life this way now. And I'm talking 21 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:06,079 Speaker 1: about grateful for all of it, the good, the bad, 22 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:11,080 Speaker 1: and the ugly. And I have had all of them. 23 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 1: The person you see today, it ain't always who I was. 24 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,520 Speaker 1: It was on the inside of me, but it hadn't 25 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:22,680 Speaker 1: externalized itself, if that's a word. It hadn't been brought out. 26 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 1: It was in here, but it was under development. Who 27 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:32,640 Speaker 1: I am today was a process. But like I said before, 28 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 1: don't trip Hem through with me yet. Even today, I'm 29 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 1: still an imperfect soldier for Christ. Today. I still fall 30 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:52,119 Speaker 1: short oftentimes, but I'll tell you what, I'm ever grateful 31 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,720 Speaker 1: for the life I have. And you know what, I 32 00:03:55,800 --> 00:04:04,200 Speaker 1: want to encourage everybody today to explore your possibilities. I mean, man, 33 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 1: explore your possibilities. Why would you not want to find out, discover, 34 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: or know what it is God got for you? Why 35 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 1: would you not want to achieve or accomplish all of 36 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:29,159 Speaker 1: your possibilities? Now, as I ask you this question, I 37 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 1: want you to know that the devil is busy, that 38 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:35,479 Speaker 1: he plays mind tricks. So as you hear this, I 39 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,839 Speaker 1: already know he's saying to some of y'all, Yeah, Steve, 40 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,560 Speaker 1: that's easy for you to say, but I didn't get 41 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 1: myself in this situation right here. Ain't nothing too hard 42 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:52,000 Speaker 1: for God? Nothing nothing? And see, so as you listen 43 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:55,440 Speaker 1: to me, try to try to get your mind open 44 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 1: to this. Why would you not want to explore all 45 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:04,360 Speaker 1: of your life's possibilities, what's possible with your life? And 46 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:08,040 Speaker 1: I'm talking about from right where you are right now. 47 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:11,520 Speaker 1: I'm not asking you to change, I'm not asking you 48 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 1: to do anything. I'm telling you this is a fact 49 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 1: that God can get you from right where you are 50 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:33,600 Speaker 1: right now. Broken, misled, misguided, misunderstood, mistaken, all of that, misfortunate, 51 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 1: all of the missus you've been talking about in your life. 52 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:42,080 Speaker 1: You know you I missed a lottery, I missed my ride. 53 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 1: They fined men, I missed the deadline. I didn't get it. 54 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:51,440 Speaker 1: Miss people. People just miss stay self to death. If 55 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 1: you've been all in missus, God can get you from 56 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:58,479 Speaker 1: right where you are. God at home run hither. I'm 57 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:00,920 Speaker 1: here to tell you that he's home run hit her. 58 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,240 Speaker 1: He's all put him over the wall whenever he wants to, 59 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:06,160 Speaker 1: all the time. And you can be a recipient of 60 00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:08,479 Speaker 1: some of these home runs. He'll put the bat in 61 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:12,039 Speaker 1: your hand. But you got to swain. Now, listen to me. 62 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:15,400 Speaker 1: You got to stop feeling sorry for yourself. You got 63 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 1: to stop holding yourself down with beating yourself up. I 64 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:21,200 Speaker 1: was listening to George Meyers on TV the other day 65 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,159 Speaker 1: and she said that she was talking to God, and 66 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 1: she said that she had kept asking God to forgive 67 00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:30,560 Speaker 1: her over and over one of her prayers, Lord, forgive 68 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 1: me and for something she had done, and she was 69 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:37,159 Speaker 1: telling it to somebody. As I remember the story she 70 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,000 Speaker 1: was telling, she says she was telling it to somebody, 71 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,839 Speaker 1: that minister or something, and the minister said, hey, hey, hey, 72 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:48,839 Speaker 1: he heard you the first time. See a lot of 73 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:53,039 Speaker 1: us we keep ourselves down and back because we keep 74 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:56,599 Speaker 1: beating ourselves up for the mistake sweet and made. But 75 00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 1: God is in the forgiving business all day long. He 76 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:04,360 Speaker 1: forgives you time and time again. He won't hold you 77 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:07,200 Speaker 1: down about it if you don't hold yourself down about it. 78 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,359 Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you one more time. The devil 79 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:12,080 Speaker 1: is busy. So what the devil do is he makes 80 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,800 Speaker 1: you think you ain't worthy. He makes you think that 81 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 1: you've done something so despicable that you can't come back 82 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:20,440 Speaker 1: from it. He makes you feel like you're so low 83 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,880 Speaker 1: you can't go up high. He knocked you down and 84 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,840 Speaker 1: make you feel like you've been knocked down harder than 85 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:27,320 Speaker 1: anybody else. You can't get up, he wrote, you so 86 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,920 Speaker 1: deep down in that ditch you can't see over the edge. 87 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 1: God can come get you from. No matter where you are, 88 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:38,040 Speaker 1: you ain't been to love. I know terminally ill people 89 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:42,720 Speaker 1: that's still here today. I know a lady. I know 90 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:46,920 Speaker 1: a lady personally. The doctors told her you got sixty 91 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:51,480 Speaker 1: days tops a year and a half. Lady, she was 92 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:55,920 Speaker 1: still here. You ain't in no hole too deep for God. 93 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:59,800 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey can tell you that I know some people 94 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,160 Speaker 1: can tell you that. Tyler Perry can tell you that. 95 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:04,960 Speaker 1: I can name you some people. Bishop Jake can tell 96 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,240 Speaker 1: you that. Kirk Franklin can tell you that. Donnie Mcclerkton 97 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,640 Speaker 1: can tell you that. I just know some people personally 98 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:13,160 Speaker 1: man that they've been in a hole. I know some 99 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:16,360 Speaker 1: people man been down, been in a hole so deep. 100 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:20,120 Speaker 1: See you know, See, we don't we don't like to 101 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,640 Speaker 1: talk about that because now we want everybody to pay 102 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:26,200 Speaker 1: extra hard for some mistakes they made when clearly and 103 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:29,160 Speaker 1: excuse me for being a new Christian. But there is 104 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,040 Speaker 1: a prayer that I've been saying since I was a 105 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,040 Speaker 1: little bit boy, and it took me till I was 106 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,120 Speaker 1: a grown man to understand it. Forgive us our trust 107 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:39,839 Speaker 1: passes as we forgive those who trust passed against us. 108 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 1: So see, it ain't my job to hold nobody down, 109 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:46,960 Speaker 1: to keep my knee on somebody's neck. Who am I? 110 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:50,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna need some forgiveness in a second here, probably today. 111 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,480 Speaker 1: See so all this, you're holding people down with the 112 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:56,960 Speaker 1: way you feel in bout the man. She shouldn't have 113 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:58,760 Speaker 1: said this, and she will never get it. I never 114 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:02,320 Speaker 1: support this again. Man, get up, get up and get real. 115 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,920 Speaker 1: You're for real. You think you ain't finn need forgiveness? 116 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,880 Speaker 1: Real soon? You ain't Finn to make a diabolical mistake 117 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:10,000 Speaker 1: in your life. You don't think you are. I have 118 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,400 Speaker 1: thousands of them, probably gonna make a few hundred more 119 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:16,680 Speaker 1: for I get up out of him. So I've decided 120 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:20,840 Speaker 1: to be in a forgiving business because I want God 121 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:24,040 Speaker 1: to forgive my trust passes as I forgive those who 122 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:28,160 Speaker 1: trust pass against me. You understand. See, excuse me for 123 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:31,040 Speaker 1: being a new Christian. I get I get tired of 124 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:34,360 Speaker 1: talking to people man supposed to be saved and talking 125 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,480 Speaker 1: about their christian I don't want that type of religion. Man, 126 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:38,040 Speaker 1: I ain't in that, no more. I ain't in that. 127 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,240 Speaker 1: You can call me wrong if you want to saying 128 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,000 Speaker 1: how you want to say. I ain't in that, No more. 129 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,719 Speaker 1: I ain't in all that. You can feel how you 130 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,880 Speaker 1: want to feel about me. But I got proof that 131 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,560 Speaker 1: God work in my life. I got I am a 132 00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:52,280 Speaker 1: living witness to God's mercy and grace because I haven't 133 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,880 Speaker 1: been a recipient of it the whole time. Look at me, man, 134 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,640 Speaker 1: if you knew me back then, I'm talking about really 135 00:09:57,679 --> 00:10:00,720 Speaker 1: knew me. Man, you be crying too. It time somebody 136 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:03,839 Speaker 1: to ask you a question. You know. I can't hardly 137 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:06,199 Speaker 1: get it out sometime when people ask me something about 138 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,760 Speaker 1: deeper on the inside of me, about my soul and 139 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,920 Speaker 1: how I used to being, and my journey and my 140 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,840 Speaker 1: trip because people don't know the trip I've been on. 141 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,560 Speaker 1: You may have been on one worse than me, but 142 00:10:15,679 --> 00:10:17,280 Speaker 1: you know what. You ain't in a hole too deep. 143 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:20,360 Speaker 1: God can't get you out of. Man. I wish I want. 144 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:23,480 Speaker 1: I want people to remember that man, God is a redeemer. 145 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,760 Speaker 1: He the redeemer. Man. God is the great. I am. 146 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,240 Speaker 1: He ain't the great. Maybe I will be. He ain't 147 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,199 Speaker 1: the great. Later on, he ain't the great. After a 148 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:34,200 Speaker 1: while he the great. I am. That's today right now. 149 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,800 Speaker 1: So if you ain't got nothing, now what you're asking for? 150 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,560 Speaker 1: You know, you might not have nothing because you ain't 151 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:43,360 Speaker 1: asking for nothing. Could asking God to get you out 152 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,839 Speaker 1: of debt and ask God for a life of abundance. 153 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:47,920 Speaker 1: Then you take the money and you get out of debt. 154 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,959 Speaker 1: You keep asking to get out of debt. You keep 155 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,120 Speaker 1: being in debt to get out of Come on, man, 156 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:55,679 Speaker 1: what you're asking God for? I'm just tripping today, that's all. 157 00:10:55,760 --> 00:11:02,920 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I apologize. You're listening to morning ladies and 158 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:08,439 Speaker 1: gentlemen today it's going to be different. I have decided, 159 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:13,280 Speaker 1: without conferring with anyone, that today would be a day 160 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:21,559 Speaker 1: well come on, wow, every day think that this? No, 161 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:31,880 Speaker 1: should not like watch this? Watch this? What a fool 162 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:41,880 Speaker 1: but nothing hid front and waiting. Hey ladies, hello, Steve, 163 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:48,120 Speaker 1: stay out the way, you try to control it, do 164 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:52,360 Speaker 1: your best? All right? Well let's okay, Well then, if 165 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,440 Speaker 1: this is going to be a different day of ignorance, 166 00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:58,560 Speaker 1: let's have it. Don't back up now, don't back down now, Okay, 167 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,040 Speaker 1: what you need Let's start with any question you want 168 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,880 Speaker 1: to ask me let's just get this started right now. 169 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,880 Speaker 1: Any question you want to ask me, This can carry 170 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:12,040 Speaker 1: over into six thirty four. These are all ignorant, non 171 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:18,800 Speaker 1: responsible answers. Oh okay, tell junior. I don't just but 172 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:23,320 Speaker 1: tell Junior. You can see how fat you are the 173 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:29,960 Speaker 1: most when you are wiping your backside. That's when the 174 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:33,760 Speaker 1: most of your fat leans forward and you're able to 175 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:39,320 Speaker 1: really see how much fat really is you. So you 176 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:44,760 Speaker 1: still so you still reaching behind yourself. Yes, you're retching back. 177 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:51,679 Speaker 1: So that's how we're still okay, okay, all right, all 178 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,720 Speaker 1: right now you're still jamming your hand down the back 179 00:12:54,760 --> 00:13:02,880 Speaker 1: of the new level of ignorance. Okay, you win? Oh 180 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:09,440 Speaker 1: that were you the fattest that? I didn't think. I 181 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,640 Speaker 1: didn't think you can talk yourselves. I really didn't. But man, 182 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:16,360 Speaker 1: oh man, you gotta put your hand on the wall 183 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:21,080 Speaker 1: in front of It's early, guys, it's early in the morning. Yeah. 184 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:25,079 Speaker 1: People are having they're eating or they're just getting out. 185 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:32,160 Speaker 1: Everybody going breakfast time? Wow? Really, okay, let's start this again, Steve, 186 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:35,959 Speaker 1: because speak to us again. Yeah, that was that's unacceptable. 187 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:41,880 Speaker 1: Far see it. I just wanted to be there. There 188 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:48,120 Speaker 1: ain't nothing they ain't I beg to differ with you? Girl? 189 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:52,480 Speaker 1: You do all the stuff I inhale back. Give you 190 00:13:52,559 --> 00:13:58,360 Speaker 1: credit for that. Okay, Okay, how about this, let's not line, 191 00:13:58,559 --> 00:14:05,720 Speaker 1: Let's not do bodily fun, Let's not do alright? Alright, Yeah, 192 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:10,000 Speaker 1: that's out. Be quiet, Tommy. Thirty seconds you got thirty seconds, 193 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:19,440 Speaker 1: all right, Tom? We just say it, all right, Steve, 194 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,680 Speaker 1: I'll just ask you anything. What kind of day are 195 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:27,160 Speaker 1: you expecting to have today? How about absolutely incredible? Okay, 196 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:31,120 Speaker 1: that's a perfect perfect dam we come back. You're gonna 197 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:36,600 Speaker 1: see high incredible idiot, you're listening string show. All right, 198 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:39,920 Speaker 1: this Monday morning. A lot of football games were played yesterday. 199 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,840 Speaker 1: So what you got? Jay? This is it? This is 200 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:46,160 Speaker 1: football season and the worst thing is to be around 201 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:51,800 Speaker 1: a losers. Loses have best. Loses have stuff. They say, 202 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:56,400 Speaker 1: we got one, we got one on the show. I 203 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,720 Speaker 1: don't know. I don't even have a team. If I hate, 204 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:04,000 Speaker 1: I got a world, world weird together because I have 205 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:08,000 Speaker 1: a team, and here for hey, I wish you got Jay. 206 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,720 Speaker 1: This is just stuff that loss say when the team 207 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,520 Speaker 1: when the team is losing, just things they say, at 208 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:17,560 Speaker 1: least they got championship ring. What's your team got what 209 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:23,520 Speaker 1: to do with? He said that if you literally can't 210 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:35,240 Speaker 1: say you got one hey, damn one word. Word Damn, 211 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:44,520 Speaker 1: that's it. That's one word, Tommy. You got to be alright. 212 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:51,400 Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, I know he doesn't really want to play. 213 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:59,440 Speaker 1: I'm an alumni member, dash right, I'm with them when 214 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:04,720 Speaker 1: they win. And you know, damn with all them kids 215 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:12,200 Speaker 1: of age, I got no got nine. People say when 216 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:16,120 Speaker 1: their team is losing, come on, let's go turning on 217 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:20,040 Speaker 1: the old to bat mitten. Just just turned it to 218 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:27,480 Speaker 1: bat mitten. I didn't get into that on the reluctant one. 219 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:34,240 Speaker 1: I can't believe it's Sunday. I tell you what they 220 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:38,120 Speaker 1: losing stuff. People say when the team loves because they 221 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:46,800 Speaker 1: got that white boy quarterback. And this is what they 222 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:50,800 Speaker 1: say when they say when they lose him, you don't 223 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,080 Speaker 1: even know how to play. So don't even know why 224 00:16:52,120 --> 00:17:04,399 Speaker 1: you talking. I don't know. I get a lot. Just 225 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:12,200 Speaker 1: stop watching tear into the hockey game. Let's just watch that. Uh, 226 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:17,119 Speaker 1: anybody told the Browns we supposed to be playing what 227 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,560 Speaker 1: anybody told the Browns we supposed to be playing? Time? 228 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,360 Speaker 1: He can't just keep letting him run. He get real 229 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:34,040 Speaker 1: man hack on flag football. It don't matter to me. 230 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,760 Speaker 1: I ain't got no money on the game. No damn 231 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:42,480 Speaker 1: rationalize that thing. People say when the team is losing, you, 232 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:46,359 Speaker 1: I'm about to burn this jerset. I'm gonna set your 233 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:50,200 Speaker 1: damn jersey on file. Keep playing last week for me. 234 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:58,000 Speaker 1: I don't know why they's gonna sell the damn team. 235 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:06,960 Speaker 1: Come see, I'm really from Philip Deal, not even from 236 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:12,359 Speaker 1: a whole nother city. Keep on running your mouth. You're 237 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:19,080 Speaker 1: about to piss me off. Okay, I'll tell you what 238 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:22,520 Speaker 1: why they're winning. They got a lot of Pro Bowl players, 239 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,360 Speaker 1: got a lot of people in Pro Bowl on the team. 240 00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:29,080 Speaker 1: That's why we ain't got for two here here, this one. 241 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,080 Speaker 1: Somebody really got up to it. I'm gonna tell you 242 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,080 Speaker 1: right now, you're gonna mess around and let them cowboys 243 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:37,040 Speaker 1: help you get your ass right now. They say that 244 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:43,040 Speaker 1: for real, really say that. Some people say when their 245 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:49,640 Speaker 1: team is Mister Steve Harvey, all right, I'm gonna say 246 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,960 Speaker 1: this and get on out this When you really don't 247 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,640 Speaker 1: have a logical explanation as to why your team keep 248 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:01,639 Speaker 1: losing Sunday after Sunday, you're ready count the white people 249 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:11,160 Speaker 1: on the team team, No, s got to do exactly. 250 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:18,760 Speaker 1: Get the whole people on that one one. That's it. 251 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:24,679 Speaker 1: That's got seven white people. Team. You can't win with 252 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:31,840 Speaker 1: seven white people, but the whole yea talking about you're 253 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:37,159 Speaker 1: so confused at that point, always so racist. Count the 254 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,920 Speaker 1: white people on tea. Yeah, that's what you your team. 255 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:47,959 Speaker 1: You know, when all else fails racial, you know, they 256 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:54,200 Speaker 1: don't play good on the road. That's what it is. Yeah, 257 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,639 Speaker 1: all right, stuff people say when their team is losing, 258 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:02,959 Speaker 1: count the white people on the ta. I have to 259 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,560 Speaker 1: play with a lot of white people. I know what 260 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:12,480 Speaker 1: that means. Oh my god, that is so true. A minute, yeah, dog, 261 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,800 Speaker 1: that's when you really dealt with your team. You're giving up. 262 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:21,200 Speaker 1: Give it when you try to throw that out. Yeah, 263 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:29,680 Speaker 1: they're always losing it with them Jerseys. Man. Stuff people 264 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:33,080 Speaker 1: say when their team is losing. I knew it. I 265 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,840 Speaker 1: knew it. I knew it when I woke up. That's 266 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:39,959 Speaker 1: why I ain't got no money. All right, guys, this 267 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:43,280 Speaker 1: is stuff people say when their team is losing. You guys, 268 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,760 Speaker 1: you know that thing. I'm gonna get it, getting another 269 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:53,840 Speaker 1: piece of pack that always by always out right here, 270 00:20:54,400 --> 00:21:01,520 Speaker 1: y'all ain't want all y'all games right done there? Yeah, 271 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:13,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna head working moment. I think they have watching 272 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:20,879 Speaker 1: what happened? Come on closing out? See more time you 273 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:35,359 Speaker 1: know lebron nem on eleven games see Colombo? All right, 274 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:38,840 Speaker 1: more craziness coming up right after this. You're listening to 275 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:43,480 Speaker 1: show it is time for something funny, guys. And here's 276 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:47,159 Speaker 1: a question for you. Are your elderly relatives, you know, 277 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,040 Speaker 1: the ones to a little up in age, of course, 278 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:54,320 Speaker 1: are they becoming annoying with their texting? You know, as 279 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,879 Speaker 1: annoying as young people with their texting and stuff like that. 280 00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:00,440 Speaker 1: Do you regret your parents and you're in law people 281 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,560 Speaker 1: like that, other relatives having a smartphone. They don't know 282 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:09,440 Speaker 1: what they're doing and they can't see the screen. Good 283 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,080 Speaker 1: it ain't. My mom would say called him, and they'd 284 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:15,840 Speaker 1: be saying, called Hope. You'd be like, come on, now, 285 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,760 Speaker 1: you don't have to work on this, but they expect 286 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,560 Speaker 1: you to know. Why do you Why didn't you call 287 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:28,000 Speaker 1: me back? You call me a hole? My brother, my 288 00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:32,320 Speaker 1: brothers and sisters. What Steve see, I'm the youngest in 289 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:36,040 Speaker 1: my family, so my my my brother eleven years older 290 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:40,920 Speaker 1: than me, my sister twenty one years older. Yep, so 291 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:45,320 Speaker 1: I got damn the old people in my family. My 292 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:49,280 Speaker 1: sister Poly got a flip phone, so she texted and 293 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,399 Speaker 1: won't change, but got to hit the number of certain 294 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:59,000 Speaker 1: money and Lord Jesus, it's like when her texts come up, 295 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:07,520 Speaker 1: it's damn Morrish code. I got a brand people that 296 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:17,520 Speaker 1: specializes in encryption to read damn. Like at the end 297 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:21,480 Speaker 1: when she signed love Poly, it says something like Lo 298 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:27,840 Speaker 1: PAULA what I just go Lo Paul? What the hell 299 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:32,120 Speaker 1: is lo Paul? Because you know their patients is short. 300 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:35,000 Speaker 1: You just going to see that sound that sounds fine, 301 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,479 Speaker 1: he'll know what I'm talking about. No, my grandmother just 302 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:42,439 Speaker 1: got the internet last year from Christmas. She got the internet. 303 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:48,160 Speaker 1: It's not even take na. She emailing me, moning, that's 304 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:52,640 Speaker 1: the whole email. I will never get it, moaning. Then 305 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:57,639 Speaker 1: she'll come, did you get my email? She just got it? 306 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:03,879 Speaker 1: What she doing? I love that. That's the second Aman. 307 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,560 Speaker 1: They don't even have nothing to do with nothing. I 308 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,560 Speaker 1: told my brother. I told my brother, I said, hey, man, 309 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:14,359 Speaker 1: listen to me. Don't believe stuff that you read about 310 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:21,399 Speaker 1: me online. My brother said, where is that? Where's the 311 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:28,679 Speaker 1: land Stoke? I love that. Did he get mad when 312 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,919 Speaker 1: he read stuff about you? Like? He get man like 313 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:34,360 Speaker 1: he would be at the grocery store seeing inquire something. Yeah, 314 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,600 Speaker 1: but my brother hood though, he called me man. He said, 315 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:44,160 Speaker 1: hey man, little bro, don't take sugar honey off, iced 316 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:53,480 Speaker 1: tea off. Nobody love bro. That's his whole take. Don't 317 00:24:53,560 --> 00:25:00,520 Speaker 1: take sugar honey, iced tea off. Nobody love bro. Man, 318 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,560 Speaker 1: Danny see something else then here just text me fall though, 319 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:11,080 Speaker 1: seeing and I'm that is your brother and I oh 320 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:16,680 Speaker 1: my brother man. I mean, he's all he texts men. 321 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:19,680 Speaker 1: But on the flip side, have have your kids ever 322 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,880 Speaker 1: like taking your phone? Just give it to me. Mom, 323 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,160 Speaker 1: I'll do it, Dad, I'll do it. Yeah. They don't 324 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:29,760 Speaker 1: know how to go into another settings I need. Yeah. Yeah, 325 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:33,680 Speaker 1: especially my daughter, she's so everything she texts emojis. It's 326 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:38,400 Speaker 1: just absolutely I don't even know what half those emojis mean. 327 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:43,320 Speaker 1: But Steve, you're awfully choired right now. I don't really. 328 00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,600 Speaker 1: I said, I sent my daughter some emojis the other day, 329 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:52,880 Speaker 1: just messing with her. Uh, she said, Dad, what does 330 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:57,720 Speaker 1: this mean? I said, Hell, you sent him. I don't 331 00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:02,600 Speaker 1: know what yours mean. I just said some eyeball, some 332 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:12,280 Speaker 1: black feet and a ghost eyeballs another, I'm sure to kill, 333 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,480 Speaker 1: I'm sure to kill, I kill you. Describe what I said. 334 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:22,600 Speaker 1: Remember we used to call him images images Imagy. Then 335 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:29,919 Speaker 1: ended with one hundred everything, my favorite one on what 336 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,199 Speaker 1: I said, eyeball, roll all right, he gonna tell you 337 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:38,080 Speaker 1: what I said. Okay, this fool sent some black feet, 338 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:44,200 Speaker 1: uh huh, the looking ass, one eyeball and a ghost. 339 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:49,320 Speaker 1: What does that mean? So then my daughter said, give 340 00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:53,920 Speaker 1: me that. Tell him what I said. You said, hello, 341 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:58,760 Speaker 1: respond please? I knew that through a little last city. 342 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:07,320 Speaker 1: She said, l m a O. I wasn't really sure 343 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,920 Speaker 1: what to say to that. Then a little crime face. 344 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:16,520 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so I said, that's laughing. So I told 345 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:22,920 Speaker 1: her what it said. That's laughing, stick face, the tears smiles, 346 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:28,160 Speaker 1: that's laughing. That's laughing. Yeah yeah, ain't they just got 347 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,560 Speaker 1: a smiling face for that? Well yeah, but that's that means? 348 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,560 Speaker 1: So then text what I that's this is what I 349 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:40,040 Speaker 1: texted her. Okay, so he explains all the emotions. Now 350 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,040 Speaker 1: she said, I don't know what that means. I don't 351 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,480 Speaker 1: know how to respond. So now I said, okay, check 352 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:49,760 Speaker 1: this out. It says black feet. Let's go. I see, 353 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:56,200 Speaker 1: I means I'll see ghosts. If you're surprised. That's that's 354 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,879 Speaker 1: all that means. Because we were going to have a 355 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:05,240 Speaker 1: lunch date. That's prison code. Hey boy, my daughter, but no, 356 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:17,040 Speaker 1: damn prison Okay, crazy snap, but really, Steve though their photos. 357 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:24,240 Speaker 1: I mean, that's what I'm talking code. It's the code. 358 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:31,639 Speaker 1: I'm not getting dog, that's crazy. The ghost. Let's go, 359 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:37,120 Speaker 1: I say, see the eyeball, I see, I see see 360 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,520 Speaker 1: eyeball and then the ghost. If you surprise, yeah, you 361 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:44,280 Speaker 1: do better just call yeah, they have a surprised face 362 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,280 Speaker 1: on there. Coming up more of a Steve Harvey Morning Show. 363 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:53,040 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, 364 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:56,560 Speaker 1: time for church complaints. Pastor Motown Deacon death jam in 365 00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:08,440 Speaker 1: the building. What you got? Um? It is obviously decision time. 366 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:16,640 Speaker 1: We've been going forward and back. What about the complaints, 367 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:22,280 Speaker 1: whether we're doing them or whether we ain't? No bad? 368 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:27,760 Speaker 1: All right, well if you say so, I'm here. I 369 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:31,000 Speaker 1: have plenty of complaint. I know you do. I know 370 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:35,320 Speaker 1: you do. Go ahead, Deacon, go ahead, all right, pass 371 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:39,760 Speaker 1: the eye first and foremost, Deacon Fred Flintstown and Deacon 372 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:44,160 Speaker 1: Varney Robber, I ask him for you to have a 373 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:49,160 Speaker 1: shoe drive so they can get their shoes down because 374 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,520 Speaker 1: right now they are bad footing and it is starting 375 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:59,680 Speaker 1: to be a problem with them driving. Well, I'm Jay 376 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:06,520 Speaker 1: like here, Fred and Barney, we are not buying any 377 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:12,720 Speaker 1: more damn shoes unless no listen to me. They don't 378 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,640 Speaker 1: have any shoes at out. I know they don't, and 379 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:21,440 Speaker 1: I know why because they won't upgrade their call. If 380 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,920 Speaker 1: you're trying to stop your car with your damn feet 381 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,840 Speaker 1: like we prehistoric, we're not buying no more damn shoes 382 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:33,120 Speaker 1: from Fred and Barney. But past that, they have seventy 383 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,240 Speaker 1: two Chevy or something. But they have worn out all 384 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:39,600 Speaker 1: of the sandals. They won their sandals out trying to 385 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:43,640 Speaker 1: stop them. Prehistoric called with them times made out of rocks. 386 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:53,000 Speaker 1: Right now times have changed. Get yourself something. I understand 387 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,400 Speaker 1: where you're coming from, path, but but we're not having 388 00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:02,600 Speaker 1: a shoe drive for them all right, bam. But they 389 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:06,920 Speaker 1: are wanting a shoe drive or something. The words or 390 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:12,680 Speaker 1: my daddy, people in hell gonna want ice water. What 391 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,160 Speaker 1: they gotta do with the shoe drive. We ain't from there. 392 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,120 Speaker 1: You don't think they have any ice water in the air, No, 393 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:26,040 Speaker 1: I don't. There's been no mention over the revelation. All right, 394 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:30,200 Speaker 1: well let's just keep it going out a technical Bible 395 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:34,960 Speaker 1: versus him. It twists his little evil mind. Go ahead, 396 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:40,160 Speaker 1: all right. Down to a sister, Sharnice Williams has had 397 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:45,800 Speaker 1: her fifth child and it wants to know why the 398 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:50,160 Speaker 1: church is not supporting her child fund. She has got 399 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:54,200 Speaker 1: it a child fund on the website. Well, they can 400 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:58,080 Speaker 1: donate money to the cheering, but but nobody in the 401 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:04,920 Speaker 1: church has donated in her name. Sharinese Williams tell Sharnese 402 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,560 Speaker 1: Williams the reason we ain't donating to nothing to her 403 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,000 Speaker 1: child fun because they have a turn for that. It's 404 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:16,320 Speaker 1: called child support. And if you find the five men 405 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:20,240 Speaker 1: daddies and we can pin something on them with some 406 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:25,600 Speaker 1: DNA or some paternity tests, she could get child support. 407 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,840 Speaker 1: Batter you sound like you we look at we're looking 408 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,520 Speaker 1: at forensic files or something. I don't understand what where 409 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,920 Speaker 1: you're going. I don't understand how a woman had a 410 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,080 Speaker 1: fifth baby and don't look the daddy or that one 411 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:41,400 Speaker 1: either wants us to help her with a fun. Well, 412 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,479 Speaker 1: the hell was helping her with a fun We need 413 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:52,440 Speaker 1: to help her find someone. Ladies and gentlemen without full 414 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:57,960 Speaker 1: or do someone with more intelligence than my deacon. Please 415 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:03,440 Speaker 1: welcome the honorable but legitly beloved miss A and true. 416 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,280 Speaker 1: Thanks Steve. Good morning everybody. This is a trip with 417 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:11,440 Speaker 1: the news. Okay, our right wing federal judge in California 418 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:15,680 Speaker 1: ruled on Friday that the Affordable Care Act is unconstitutional. However, 419 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,920 Speaker 1: Senate Democratic Leader Charles Schumer was on NBC's Meet the Press, 420 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,880 Speaker 1: and he says it's not going to be that easy 421 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,000 Speaker 1: to get rid of Obamacare, not as easy as the 422 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:26,040 Speaker 1: GOP thinks. A lot of this depends on Congressional intent, 423 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,480 Speaker 1: and if a majority of the House and a majority 424 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,800 Speaker 1: of the Senate say that this case should be overturned, 425 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,600 Speaker 1: it'll have a tremendous effect on the appeal. Even Missouri 426 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,360 Speaker 1: Republican Senator Roy Blunt says that Friday's ruling has no 427 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,160 Speaker 1: immediate impact until the case can be appealed. Me While, 428 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:44,000 Speaker 1: on another matter, White House Senior Policy Advises Stephen Miller 429 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,000 Speaker 1: insists that Trump will allow the government to partially shut 430 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,240 Speaker 1: down at the end of this week if the Congress 431 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,080 Speaker 1: doesn't authorize the five billion dollars he wants for the 432 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,920 Speaker 1: border wall, but to that, Santa Schumer says that the 433 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,680 Speaker 1: President should start dealing with reality. President Trump should understand 434 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,240 Speaker 1: there are not the votes for the wall in the 435 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,880 Speaker 1: House or the Senate. He is not going to get 436 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:08,440 Speaker 1: the wall in any form again. Sena Shumer was interviewed 437 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:12,000 Speaker 1: on NBC's Meet the Press. Critics say that the House 438 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,680 Speaker 1: and Senate were dominated by the GOP for two years 439 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,920 Speaker 1: and they didn't get the border wall. Another member of 440 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,000 Speaker 1: the Trump administrations leaving and may soon be under investigation, 441 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:24,440 Speaker 1: this time at Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinky. And 442 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:28,359 Speaker 1: Zinky's departure comes after two years marked with allegations of misconduct. 443 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:32,200 Speaker 1: Zinky promised to model himself after President Theodore Roosevelt, who 444 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:36,160 Speaker 1: believed in the conservation of public lands. However, Zinky's critics 445 00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,960 Speaker 1: say he opened more coastal waters and public lands to 446 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,200 Speaker 1: oil and gas leasing, that he recommended the shrinking of 447 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:46,200 Speaker 1: as many as four national monuments, and Zinky initiated, they say, 448 00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:49,319 Speaker 1: the rollback of a number of Obama era environmental regulations. 449 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,680 Speaker 1: Trump tweets a Zinky did a great job and that 450 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,040 Speaker 1: his replacement will be announced this week. By the way, 451 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,319 Speaker 1: his personal lawyer, and talk about the president's personal lawyer, 452 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,720 Speaker 1: Rudy Giuliani says, quote over my dead body when asked 453 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,480 Speaker 1: if a president Trump would answer questions in person from 454 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,680 Speaker 1: special counsel Robert Mueller. A Florida man is on trial 455 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,960 Speaker 1: in the latest murder case involving that state's controversial standard 456 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,720 Speaker 1: ground law, this time a white man named Michael Draker 457 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,359 Speaker 1: seen on surveillance video confronting a young black woman who 458 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,960 Speaker 1: was sitting in a car parked in a handicapped space. 459 00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,719 Speaker 1: The video shows Drake's verbal assaults on the woman getting 460 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,720 Speaker 1: louder and louder as she defends herself. The woman's husband, 461 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,319 Speaker 1: Marquis McLaughlin, sees his wife being Harris, exits the store, 462 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,919 Speaker 1: pushes the man to the ground. The white man gets 463 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,799 Speaker 1: up and, without saying anything, fatally shoots a young black man. 464 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,560 Speaker 1: Draker claims he was following the law. He's charged with manslaughter. 465 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,879 Speaker 1: Tops to the box office this weekend. Spider Man into 466 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:43,000 Speaker 1: the Spider Earth. My name is Miles Morale. I'm a 467 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,040 Speaker 1: born and only Spider Man. At least this is what 468 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:51,680 Speaker 1: I thought. Remember what makes you different, That's what makes 469 00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:55,000 Speaker 1: you and spider Man brought in thirty five point four million. 470 00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:58,000 Speaker 1: They were tops. Back to Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're 471 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:02,759 Speaker 1: listening String show. All right, Jay, it's time now for 472 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:08,600 Speaker 1: comedy Roulette that go. It takes food subjects, put them 473 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:12,360 Speaker 1: on a wheel, spun the wheel with stop we do 474 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:16,000 Speaker 1: the damn thing. All right, here we go. Uh. Number one, 475 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,720 Speaker 1: I know what you're saying, but something in that story 476 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:25,160 Speaker 1: doesn't make sense. Here's another one. Do you ever have 477 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:31,120 Speaker 1: any good news when you call? Ever? Number three? I 478 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:38,319 Speaker 1: ain't saying this house is nasty, but okay, number four, 479 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,520 Speaker 1: that's not what you said when they were out of 480 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,879 Speaker 1: the room. Okay, I'm just saying that's not what you're 481 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:49,959 Speaker 1: saying when they were Yeah, all right, come on, cat, 482 00:36:52,840 --> 00:37:01,000 Speaker 1: see where it's gonna stop. Wait a minute, I stopped it. 483 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,840 Speaker 1: Number three. I ain't saying the house is nasty, but 484 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,239 Speaker 1: the house is nasty. But the rat stopped me at 485 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:20,920 Speaker 1: the don say dog, don't go in there your house 486 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:25,799 Speaker 1: or the house, the house, the house. I ain't saying 487 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,360 Speaker 1: the house is nasty, but but I ain't saying the 488 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,759 Speaker 1: house is nasty. But look at at your all over there. 489 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:37,200 Speaker 1: I think it is. Don't he come out of there. 490 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:43,160 Speaker 1: Hey man, look at uh. I ain't really saying your 491 00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:48,319 Speaker 1: house nasty, but do your dog always go right now? 492 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:56,320 Speaker 1: Right there? I mean, it's it's just I don't know 493 00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:05,440 Speaker 1: it just sitting there any nasty. I'm just I ain't okay, 494 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,680 Speaker 1: I ain't saying your house nast. But when I was 495 00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,800 Speaker 1: over there, I said, do you smell that? And you 496 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:14,520 Speaker 1: said smell? What? Come on? Come on, come on dog. 497 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:22,000 Speaker 1: I saying your house. But I know good hair wear 498 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:27,080 Speaker 1: that's smaller than colers. I don't da well, I'm looking 499 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:31,680 Speaker 1: at the most I know I'm looking at it. Hey man, 500 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,319 Speaker 1: let me tell you something I'm not. I'm not saying 501 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:40,319 Speaker 1: your house nasty. But why is your flies talking to me? Why? 502 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:48,680 Speaker 1: Why are we having a conversation. I'm just saying I 503 00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:51,799 Speaker 1: ain't got a good one. No. I can't tell how 504 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,880 Speaker 1: many times to heard that, Steve to pay good money for. 505 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:58,160 Speaker 1: But go right ahead, come on, Steve, close it out. 506 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,880 Speaker 1: I ain't saying your house nash, but when your roaches 507 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,440 Speaker 1: come out of the house, they dest see each other off. 508 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:13,720 Speaker 1: Let me all right. That's it for comedy Roulette. Thank you, guys, 509 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:23,520 Speaker 1: thank you so much. All right, you're listening the bides 510 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:29,000 Speaker 1: is called people people who overdo their job. All right, 511 00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:31,440 Speaker 1: they just put a little bit too much in this 512 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:34,000 Speaker 1: damn job. We thank you do a great job, but 513 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,680 Speaker 1: you over crossing guards. It don't take all that. It 514 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:47,360 Speaker 1: really god dude, yeah the baby say jay, I I 515 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:51,319 Speaker 1: understand it. But sometime they put you hey, hey, hey, hey, 516 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:56,279 Speaker 1: back on the cub, back on the cub, hey back up, 517 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,160 Speaker 1: back up on the get up on the cub on 518 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:02,560 Speaker 1: the cub. It don't take all that. They overdo it. 519 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,719 Speaker 1: I tell you what you got what anybody with a 520 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:11,320 Speaker 1: yellow jacket that's say events staff, Oh you don't I 521 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:16,120 Speaker 1: know where I'm sitting. I ain't. It's the same game 522 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:19,320 Speaker 1: I was at last week. Yeah, can I have some 523 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,560 Speaker 1: of that? They just gave it a jacket. Any negro 524 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:29,880 Speaker 1: with a clipboard, I like that. The key word was negro. 525 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,560 Speaker 1: It need rod. Let me see, let me see hot. 526 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,560 Speaker 1: You see man, I love them, show you the hot. 527 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:52,760 Speaker 1: I watched everything on the mall. Cop outside the mall 528 00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:58,000 Speaker 1: that to day doesn't decide it ain't no front do 529 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:04,919 Speaker 1: drop off? Dog? Why are you all out? Dog? Hey dog, 530 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:09,040 Speaker 1: my mama hip went out. I'm not mom dropping my 531 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:15,200 Speaker 1: mama keeping the first guy you see at the car wash, 532 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:19,200 Speaker 1: that first guy that try to sell you that detail. 533 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,960 Speaker 1: You don't want. You just want to quick wash out, 534 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,279 Speaker 1: let me spread down all your I don't I don't 535 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:32,799 Speaker 1: want that. Yeah, and then there's a supreme I want 536 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:37,040 Speaker 1: a supreme or the Supreme select. I don't want that. 537 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:42,920 Speaker 1: I just want to quick. I don't want that. I'm 538 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,279 Speaker 1: gonna tell you somebody now, I'm still out here. I'm 539 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,919 Speaker 1: young and everything. But when I go to the club 540 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,759 Speaker 1: and I go to the bathroom, the attendant in that, Hey, 541 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:56,239 Speaker 1: you're doing too much. No, I can turn on the wall, 542 00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:01,200 Speaker 1: I can grab the paper tape. What I don't need 543 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,359 Speaker 1: you to do it. How's it going out there to night? 544 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:07,440 Speaker 1: What they look like? Who they doing? You see anything 545 00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,440 Speaker 1: you like? Hey, doc, I'm in here for two seconds. 546 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:19,239 Speaker 1: I'm not didn't hear the bun the usha church? Oh 547 00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:26,200 Speaker 1: my god? That keep tightening up your road? Just coming back, lady, 548 00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,359 Speaker 1: lady ladies. We ain't got to be packed in here 549 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:35,040 Speaker 1: like this. There's plenty of space on other road. That's 550 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:41,160 Speaker 1: room for another scoot over. Jesus, you tired of standing up? 551 00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:50,120 Speaker 1: Man people who over their job to drive through attendant Okay, 552 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:56,160 Speaker 1: those ain't your ketchups, Those ain't your napkin, those ain't rolls. 553 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,560 Speaker 1: They don't belong to you. Your job is to pass 554 00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,640 Speaker 1: them out. Okay. Yeah, if I wan't nine, damn it, 555 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:10,200 Speaker 1: give me nine. Okay, man, one damn neck. Yeah, the 556 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,160 Speaker 1: hell I'm supposed to do with it. I'm telling another 557 00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:19,200 Speaker 1: person overd they job. Whoever sang in a restaurant, overdoing 558 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,520 Speaker 1: your damn job. We ain in here for the oysters. 559 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:31,799 Speaker 1: That's for you. You ain't got the overseen. We don't 560 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:39,320 Speaker 1: even know you was gonna be here. These pastors on 561 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:42,920 Speaker 1: Sunday that act like the damn game. Man, coming out, 562 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:50,320 Speaker 1: I know you did over the job. Dog. You know 563 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:54,279 Speaker 1: it's football season. You know it's Sunday. You know this 564 00:43:54,480 --> 00:44:01,600 Speaker 1: damn game. So like mother, you're steal up here talking about, oh, 565 00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:08,719 Speaker 1: let's say, going to heaven. Now, come on, coming up, 566 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,200 Speaker 1: it's the nephew with a prank phone call for today. 567 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:16,840 Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Stry Morning Show coming up 568 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,040 Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes 569 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,920 Speaker 1: after you do not want to miss today's Strawberry letter. 570 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:27,839 Speaker 1: But up next Houston's own nephew Tommy with today's prank 571 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,759 Speaker 1: phone call. What you got, nephew, This is classic baby 572 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:36,839 Speaker 1: head is Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach you. Uh, mister, 573 00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,759 Speaker 1: I think that's the name. Yeah, this is this. What's 574 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:44,040 Speaker 1: this in regard to? Uh? This about air conditioning unit? 575 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:47,080 Speaker 1: You did some workoff force over on uh my household 576 00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:51,520 Speaker 1: off street. Do you remember coming out there last week? Yeah? Yeah, 577 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,719 Speaker 1: I remember, yeah, right my Uh it was a lady 578 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,839 Speaker 1: that my wife, she let you in to come up 579 00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,839 Speaker 1: right right there is their problem? Is there a problem 580 00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,719 Speaker 1: that is not cooling the wood? No? No, no, no, 581 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,000 Speaker 1: it's cooling everything. Matter of fact, I want to tell you, 582 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:06,160 Speaker 1: uh that you did you did a good job. But 583 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,640 Speaker 1: I got a question for you now. When you was 584 00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:10,840 Speaker 1: at the house and you was working on an a 585 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,759 Speaker 1: condition out there in the backyard, did you did you 586 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:17,480 Speaker 1: happen to go on the side of my house and 587 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,359 Speaker 1: pull out and use the bathroom right there on the side. 588 00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,920 Speaker 1: Did you go then and you do number one on 589 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,560 Speaker 1: the side of my eye? What? Well, what I'm saying 590 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:30,040 Speaker 1: is that my wife tells me that when you were there, 591 00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,439 Speaker 1: that you you went on the side she was looking 592 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,239 Speaker 1: out the winners. She said that when you was there 593 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:38,480 Speaker 1: that you uh and went and use the bathroom on 594 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:45,840 Speaker 1: the side. I did what what right you you? You 595 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:49,160 Speaker 1: you say you did number one over on the side 596 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:52,680 Speaker 1: of the house. Not is that something that you did? Say? Man, Look, 597 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,440 Speaker 1: you got to understand something, man, all right now, I 598 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,800 Speaker 1: apologize if that did happen, but you got to understand something. 599 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,560 Speaker 1: You know, we're down inside, man, and you know we're 600 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,440 Speaker 1: talking eighty five, ninety and ninety five degree weather. Man. 601 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,560 Speaker 1: I got to stay high traded. I got to drink 602 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,960 Speaker 1: a lot of fluids. So you know, with me being 603 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000 Speaker 1: the age that I am, I have to drink a 604 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,239 Speaker 1: lot of fluids. And the tend to pass through looking 605 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,160 Speaker 1: once and once again. I said, I apologize, I understand 606 00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,040 Speaker 1: all that, but you know what, I can't accept no 607 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,480 Speaker 1: apologies like that when I got a man this foot 608 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,359 Speaker 1: got on the side of my house and then talking, man, 609 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,320 Speaker 1: I'm apologizing to you and you coming off on me 610 00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,480 Speaker 1: like that. You didn't put you on the side of 611 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,839 Speaker 1: my house in front of my wife. I not looking 612 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,600 Speaker 1: at young man. Now, if your ain't showed me it was, 613 00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:38,239 Speaker 1: then she needs to see some paper because you ever 614 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:41,239 Speaker 1: neally ain't doing something you do that happen. Oh you 615 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,680 Speaker 1: think you're talking to you don't watching me anyway? Do 616 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,360 Speaker 1: my work? What is she hit? Hold up that she 617 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,399 Speaker 1: got a look at a man? Look? Look? Look. All 618 00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,640 Speaker 1: I know is I don't want no man at my 619 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,319 Speaker 1: house in the high side of the house, back yard. 620 00:46:56,120 --> 00:47:00,560 Speaker 1: Nothing but look, man, let me tell you you something, dog, 621 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,480 Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I'm the only person at 622 00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,600 Speaker 1: my house. You understand me. You ain't right at shit 623 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:10,440 Speaker 1: out there looking at me, look at fun. I'm a professional, Okay. 624 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,600 Speaker 1: I do my job, and I take my job with pride. Okay, 625 00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,719 Speaker 1: it's not being professional. If there's something that I did, 626 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:19,600 Speaker 1: that's that water running through me? Right? Okay, but you don't. 627 00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,960 Speaker 1: You don't at no other man's house, and you at 628 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:24,800 Speaker 1: my house and my wife's sitting there looking at you. 629 00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:26,759 Speaker 1: I have to wonder, now I got a problem with 630 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,359 Speaker 1: that or what you need to have come with your 631 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,360 Speaker 1: wife looking at me? If that's what I did? You 632 00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,359 Speaker 1: know what you need to be at home and give 633 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,320 Speaker 1: with something to look at other than looking at me. 634 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,240 Speaker 1: You don't tell me what I need to do about 635 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,640 Speaker 1: my wife. Now, you don't go to another man. Man, 636 00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,200 Speaker 1: you know what I'm about to lose it all right now? 637 00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:49,120 Speaker 1: You're gonna you're gonna make you're gonna make me lose 638 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:50,920 Speaker 1: a couse. Let me let me get my death dog, 639 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:55,680 Speaker 1: let me get my book. That's all yeah, right here, 640 00:47:56,239 --> 00:48:00,759 Speaker 1: you damn right and let you Yeah, that's I'm up 641 00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:04,919 Speaker 1: in the sty with you don't at another man's house. 642 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,600 Speaker 1: You don't do that. And people my wife looking out 643 00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,280 Speaker 1: the window, and I bet you knew that them blinds 644 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:15,560 Speaker 1: was open. Yo. Man, Nah, you didn't be real up 645 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:19,000 Speaker 1: fit with these accusations. All right. Now, look you had 646 00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:22,799 Speaker 1: you had what it straight. Now you you know where 647 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:26,719 Speaker 1: I'm at. I will show you what I want you 648 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:31,120 Speaker 1: to bring your back over here. Feeling you y'alls on 649 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:35,439 Speaker 1: that on that on that gone on strength. I'm gonna 650 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,560 Speaker 1: come over and I hold that for you. I got 651 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,160 Speaker 1: something for you. Will you're taking this was going to 652 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:45,879 Speaker 1: my offensionism and I'm gonna come show you was being about. Look, man, 653 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,200 Speaker 1: what you don't do is at another man house, and 654 00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,080 Speaker 1: that's what you did. And you know it ain't called 655 00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:54,279 Speaker 1: for now. You could have had that hologize. Man, I 656 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,440 Speaker 1: had to go. I told you I drink a lot 657 00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,560 Speaker 1: of fluids in this heat. Man, what else do you 658 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,000 Speaker 1: want me to do. I want you to keep your 659 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,760 Speaker 1: flu until you get to the service station down the street, 660 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,960 Speaker 1: but not in my backyard side of the house. And 661 00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:10,040 Speaker 1: my wife looking out the window. Many you what you're 662 00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,920 Speaker 1: talking about? If I did I apologize to cant accepting 663 00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,239 Speaker 1: in the hell with it? Look at You're gonna me 664 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,239 Speaker 1: off and make me do something up And I'm telling 665 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,320 Speaker 1: you not. Man, I'm told you I don't apologize you 666 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,320 Speaker 1: and I will come on that kick you, okay, you 667 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,400 Speaker 1: I take your dude. What Let me tell you something. 668 00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,040 Speaker 1: Kick you because you're from the end of your while 669 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,040 Speaker 1: your wife is young, and I know you don't. You 670 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,200 Speaker 1: can't deal with no old school. I can kill young. 671 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,600 Speaker 1: You're gonna You're gonna get your today. You hit me, 672 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:42,439 Speaker 1: You're gonna get Let me take you three two. Come, 673 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:45,920 Speaker 1: let me tell you that I got one more thing 674 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,320 Speaker 1: to say to you. What you're listening to me? Freak 675 00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,360 Speaker 1: freak damn it. This is Nephew timme. If this is 676 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:55,640 Speaker 1: Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, you just 677 00:49:56,239 --> 00:50:02,960 Speaker 1: god prank by your boy name. Now you know what 678 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,239 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get with his He know I got a 679 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:09,160 Speaker 1: hard computation. I don't need this type of my life. Man, 680 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,759 Speaker 1: he said, Man, my boy be out there fixing air 681 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,759 Speaker 1: conditions that he does all that, he said, Man, let 682 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,320 Speaker 1: him tell you something, he said, be frustrated to begin with, 683 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,080 Speaker 1: He say, begain McCall, he said, man, because I got 684 00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:25,080 Speaker 1: nine or ten more still got to do the date. Hey, man, 685 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:28,279 Speaker 1: you right, Yeah, I'm might not in this for you. 686 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:33,000 Speaker 1: I might not you and that Steve Harror from Dawn 687 00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,960 Speaker 1: Foods in the morning. I just say, y'all can come on, man, 688 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,000 Speaker 1: I don't know how I sit back ring laughing and 689 00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:44,480 Speaker 1: I get people. Y'alln't got me with the same. Oh man, 690 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,960 Speaker 1: I enjoy y'all show man, y'all good dog gonna work. 691 00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:51,120 Speaker 1: I appreciate. Man. I got one more question to ask you, man, 692 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:54,840 Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio 693 00:50:55,040 --> 00:51:06,680 Speaker 1: show in the land. Well, you know the Steven Show Classicated? Yeah, right, Steve, 694 00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,720 Speaker 1: you're in this. This is your segment. You have to judge. 695 00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,279 Speaker 1: It's time for right or wrong with the nephew and 696 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:19,120 Speaker 1: Junior take it away. Well, what's the debate? Well, I 697 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:22,280 Speaker 1: mean I've been you know, you know you since Junior 698 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,120 Speaker 1: over there writing for you. Now, now he ain't really 699 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:33,040 Speaker 1: got time for me, So I don't know why he 700 00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,839 Speaker 1: texted me back, you know, just he cussing me out. 701 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,279 Speaker 1: Be a text. Okay, this is what I text him on. 702 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:43,759 Speaker 1: You tell me what you think. Tell this boy. If 703 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:49,720 Speaker 1: you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot, you even 704 00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:59,880 Speaker 1: ain't no fad little coming do. If you break a mirror, 705 00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:04,000 Speaker 1: what a rabbits foot, you're even You're not gonna get 706 00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:10,839 Speaker 1: this seven. Nothing's going to happen to get even believe 707 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:18,160 Speaker 1: that stupid falling out. I don't really understand where he's 708 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,480 Speaker 1: coming from with that. I don't know why he thinks 709 00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:26,520 Speaker 1: like that. That right, there is some ignorant thinking. Ain't 710 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:34,200 Speaker 1: the rabbit luck and bad luck years? Right? Then? If 711 00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:38,320 Speaker 1: you break it with you, I'm saying, yeah, no, no, 712 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,880 Speaker 1: nobody seen. Well. The thing about this segment is the 713 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:46,080 Speaker 1: I three with that thing. He said he'll go to one. 714 00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:49,160 Speaker 1: He didn't even respond to. I see, if you milt 715 00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:53,919 Speaker 1: dry ice, you can take a bath and not get wet. 716 00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:04,000 Speaker 1: That's that's the stupidest I can's coming up next Today's 717 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,879 Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, 718 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,920 Speaker 1: all right, right now, it's time. Wait, hold on, Tommy, 719 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,319 Speaker 1: right now, it is time for today's Strawberry Letter. If 720 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,719 Speaker 1: you want our advice, all you have to do is 721 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:19,840 Speaker 1: submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com. Alright, nephew, 722 00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,879 Speaker 1: let's go just like this one. Buggle lap, Hold on tight, 723 00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,160 Speaker 1: We got it for you. It is the Strawberry Letter, 724 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:30,200 Speaker 1: all right. Subject, Me and my man have a little situation. 725 00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:34,279 Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I met a gentleman seven months ago. 726 00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:38,680 Speaker 1: I'm forty five and he's thirty seven. When we met, 727 00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:42,080 Speaker 1: he lived three hours away, so he decided to move 728 00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:45,640 Speaker 1: to my area. It's been four months now since we've 729 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,120 Speaker 1: been in the same city, and I'm starting to see 730 00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:51,760 Speaker 1: issues with him. He didn't have a plan in place 731 00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:54,279 Speaker 1: when he moved to my city, and now he's living 732 00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:57,439 Speaker 1: in a shelter because I told him he cannot live 733 00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,440 Speaker 1: with me. He doesn't have a car and I refused 734 00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:04,439 Speaker 1: to drive him around. He does have a job. In fact, 735 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:07,520 Speaker 1: he's had three different jobs since he's been here. He 736 00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:10,640 Speaker 1: has been fired from each job because he has an 737 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:14,759 Speaker 1: issue with the way people talk to him. See, he 738 00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:20,600 Speaker 1: has issues with being short. He is only five three ware. 739 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:25,600 Speaker 1: I'm out out a break, but I'm not going to 740 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:29,560 Speaker 1: do this. Yeah, let me just say yes, thank you, Jeeves. 741 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,360 Speaker 1: I told you you were gonna love it, and I 742 00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:36,480 Speaker 1: asked you enough you to stick around. I'm going to 743 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:40,359 Speaker 1: break round. We're a team, all right. See. He has 744 00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:45,200 Speaker 1: issues with being short. He's only five three. I am 745 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:48,680 Speaker 1: five two, so his height doesn't bother me, but it 746 00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:53,840 Speaker 1: bothers him. He has short patience with people. I believe 747 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,720 Speaker 1: he's been abused by a woman before because he always 748 00:54:56,800 --> 00:55:00,360 Speaker 1: thinks I'm talking down to him and belittling him. I 749 00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:04,200 Speaker 1: jokingly push these issues to the side, but it's getting old. 750 00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:06,799 Speaker 1: I'm getting to the point where I want to end 751 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:10,520 Speaker 1: this relationship. Can I help him overcome this or should 752 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,800 Speaker 1: I just let him work through his own problems alone? 753 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:23,080 Speaker 1: Please help turn let me get back. I tell you're 754 00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:27,000 Speaker 1: gonna love it, and you're welcome. By the way, You're welcome. Listen. 755 00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:29,200 Speaker 1: You may not have a problem with his height, but 756 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,960 Speaker 1: he certainly does, and you got to let him work 757 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,800 Speaker 1: it out on his own. There are things that you 758 00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,680 Speaker 1: can help help him do. I don't know. Maybe take 759 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,960 Speaker 1: him to therapy so he can deal with it that way. 760 00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,040 Speaker 1: But there's nothing you can do about his problem with 761 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:47,040 Speaker 1: his height. You cannot change people. You cannot change him. 762 00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:51,319 Speaker 1: You've only known him for seven months. It made me think, 763 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:55,080 Speaker 1: did you see him before you guys you know, got together. 764 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:56,919 Speaker 1: But I guess you did because you would have said 765 00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,799 Speaker 1: that if you didn't. But now he's moved, you guys 766 00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:01,960 Speaker 1: and talk about what was going to happen, where he 767 00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,040 Speaker 1: was going to live, whether or not he had a car. 768 00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:07,400 Speaker 1: You guys didn't discuss any of that before he moved 769 00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:11,400 Speaker 1: to the same city. How can he's had three jobs 770 00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:14,120 Speaker 1: since he's been there. He's only been there what four months? 771 00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:16,640 Speaker 1: He has an issue with the way people talk to him. 772 00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:20,120 Speaker 1: This is crazy. These are things that he has to 773 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:22,279 Speaker 1: deal with on his own, and he's probably been dealing 774 00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:26,439 Speaker 1: with for the majority of his adult life. You don't 775 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:29,200 Speaker 1: care because he's still taller than you at five two. 776 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:32,960 Speaker 1: So I don't know if you're going to be able 777 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,440 Speaker 1: to help him overcome this, because he's got to do 778 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,640 Speaker 1: it first. The only thing you can do is to 779 00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:41,080 Speaker 1: be there to support him. Yeah, he's going to have 780 00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:44,920 Speaker 1: to work through these problems alone. I don't know if 781 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,560 Speaker 1: this relationship is going to last because he can't keep 782 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:50,920 Speaker 1: a job. He lives in a shelter. I mean, you know, 783 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,400 Speaker 1: and you want him to do better. I'm sure, but 784 00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:56,960 Speaker 1: he can't because of he has a problem with being little. 785 00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:01,440 Speaker 1: You know, he needs counseling. I think see where turned now, 786 00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:07,560 Speaker 1: Uncle Steve the flat boy, I ain't got the time, 787 00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:10,400 Speaker 1: good advice. This is not the time to be funny 788 00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:14,160 Speaker 1: and be rude and stuff. Okay, please don't start it out, Steve, 789 00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,680 Speaker 1: as dear Tommy don't supposed to be. I'm the one 790 00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:23,720 Speaker 1: to get stupid about you. Steven should wait. Now, this 791 00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:26,480 Speaker 1: lady met this man seven. Y'all need to stop. Let 792 00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:28,480 Speaker 1: me down, let me go, don't let me down. I 793 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:35,040 Speaker 1: promise you down. I'm farted five years old. He thirty seven. 794 00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:44,280 Speaker 1: Down right now? He shot he down? Eight years he 795 00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:48,640 Speaker 1: already he now he's eight years shout he already and 796 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:54,040 Speaker 1: equated this the inches you can believe that you farted 797 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:57,760 Speaker 1: five He thirty seven. When we met, he lived three 798 00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:01,240 Speaker 1: hours away, so he decided to move to my area. 799 00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:03,800 Speaker 1: It's been four months now since we've been in the 800 00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:07,360 Speaker 1: same city. Here's the line in this letter that really 801 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:13,160 Speaker 1: amazes me. I'm starting to see issues with him, really, 802 00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,120 Speaker 1: So here we go he didn't have a plan in 803 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:20,120 Speaker 1: place when he moved to my city. He now living 804 00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:25,840 Speaker 1: in a shelter. Your man that you dating, the one 805 00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:30,400 Speaker 1: that moved to your city, is now living in the shelter. 806 00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:35,920 Speaker 1: So when you go by, pop in to see him, 807 00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:42,800 Speaker 1: how's that working for you? Where you sick at the shelter? 808 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:51,920 Speaker 1: Little man ain't got no home. Oh you get in 809 00:58:52,040 --> 00:59:01,360 Speaker 1: my house. Listen to me. Tiny houses they got This 810 00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:07,000 Speaker 1: boy could have had a place by now. Tiny house 811 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:11,000 Speaker 1: nation is old TV. Well left. Part two of Steve's 812 00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:14,560 Speaker 1: response coming up at twenty three after the hour you're 813 00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:19,840 Speaker 1: listening Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on part two. Okay, 814 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,840 Speaker 1: your response. Now I left y'all with this woman dating 815 00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:24,960 Speaker 1: this shout man. Yeah, me and my man have a 816 00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:28,880 Speaker 1: little situation. Yeah. Now she fied, he fired three, she 817 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:32,800 Speaker 1: fired two, So that don't bother her. It's an eight 818 00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:36,800 Speaker 1: year difference in him because she farty five, he thirty seven. 819 00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,600 Speaker 1: Now he'd have moved into town, but he ain't got 820 00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:42,680 Speaker 1: no plan. She won't let him live with him, so 821 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:46,200 Speaker 1: he lived in a shelter. I was just wondering how 822 00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:49,160 Speaker 1: it is for her when she stopped back. How you 823 00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:51,800 Speaker 1: gonna see your man at a shelter where you sick. 824 00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,800 Speaker 1: What you end of the bed, he's yours because one 825 00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:57,880 Speaker 1: thing I know from being a homeless you can't sit 826 00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:03,360 Speaker 1: on another homeless person stuff. Not that's ruining number one, 827 01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:08,400 Speaker 1: that's all late got. You don't touch my grocery car. 828 01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:13,240 Speaker 1: You don't put your hand on my duct tape. You 829 01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:18,120 Speaker 1: don't get away from this blanket. He doesn't have a job, 830 01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:22,160 Speaker 1: he doesn't have a car, and I refuse to drive 831 01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:25,160 Speaker 1: him around. So now he just trying to walk around 832 01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:28,720 Speaker 1: him the lead. Well he does have a job, Well 833 01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:30,320 Speaker 1: excuse him. He got a job, but he ain't got 834 01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:35,000 Speaker 1: no car. You refuse. Now he got to try everywhere. 835 01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,600 Speaker 1: In fact, Tina had three different jobs since he's been here. 836 01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:41,120 Speaker 1: He's been fried from Me's job because he has an 837 01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:45,080 Speaker 1: issue with the way people talk to him. And old Lord, 838 01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:50,000 Speaker 1: how many times have we run into this the right 839 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:54,080 Speaker 1: show because we are dealing with this ourselves, and I 840 01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,320 Speaker 1: want to thank you for the opportunity to give us 841 01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:59,000 Speaker 1: to vent some of the things that we've been going through. 842 01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:01,720 Speaker 1: Because we got somebody on this show that has an 843 01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:05,040 Speaker 1: issue with the way people talk to him. He stayed 844 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:09,479 Speaker 1: touching he edgy all the damn time. Some are always wrong. 845 01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:17,880 Speaker 1: He always offended. See, he has an issue with being short. Thing, Ji, 846 01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:20,960 Speaker 1: wouldn't you have an issue with being short of you? 847 01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:27,120 Speaker 1: Five foot three? Now? She says, so his height doesn't 848 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:34,360 Speaker 1: bother me, but it bothers him. He has short patience 849 01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:39,480 Speaker 1: with people. What you want him to have long patience, 850 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:43,960 Speaker 1: he don't. He don't like nobody because he edgy. He 851 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:48,760 Speaker 1: always assumed it's about his height. He produced the thought 852 01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:51,400 Speaker 1: that we had to produce on this show. If you 853 01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:54,360 Speaker 1: throw a rock in a pack of dogs, wonder Holly 854 01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:58,040 Speaker 1: if the one hit. Every time we mentioned height on 855 01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:02,439 Speaker 1: this show, we got one jump to conclusion that we're 856 01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:06,400 Speaker 1: talking about him even when we not, like right now, 857 01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:09,080 Speaker 1: I can bet you he think we talked about his 858 01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:13,120 Speaker 1: ass right now now, She says, I believe that he's 859 01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:16,320 Speaker 1: been abused by a woman before because he always think 860 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:19,040 Speaker 1: I'm talking down to him. That's because the women he 861 01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:25,880 Speaker 1: dated was taller. They was talking down to him. It 862 01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:29,840 Speaker 1: happens to Tom, excuse me, it happens to this person 863 01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:36,520 Speaker 1: we refer to all the time I'm talking. That kind 864 01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:39,840 Speaker 1: of slipped out. Now. I believe he's been abused by 865 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:42,120 Speaker 1: a woman because they always think I'm talking down to him. 866 01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:45,000 Speaker 1: I jokingly pushed these issues to the side. But he's 867 01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,480 Speaker 1: getting old. I'm getting to the point where I want 868 01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:50,680 Speaker 1: to end this relationship. Can I help him overcome this? 869 01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:53,040 Speaker 1: I want to answer that for you in just a second. 870 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,080 Speaker 1: Or should I just let him work through his own 871 01:02:55,160 --> 01:03:01,160 Speaker 1: problems alone? Can I help him overcome this? No? You cannot, No, 872 01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:04,560 Speaker 1: you cannot. This person can be fifty. You ain't gonna 873 01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:09,600 Speaker 1: be able to help them, because that's a big number. 874 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:13,680 Speaker 1: He thirty seven. I'd have seen this go all the 875 01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:18,520 Speaker 1: way up to at least I know fifty fifty for 876 01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:20,760 Speaker 1: damn showing we ain't been able to help him yet. 877 01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:23,440 Speaker 1: Or should you let him work through his own problems alone? 878 01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:27,440 Speaker 1: He can't. He has no answers for this because he 879 01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:32,160 Speaker 1: touches all the damn time. It's all ways about him. 880 01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:37,400 Speaker 1: Little people got big issues. Little man. Shot patients, they 881 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:41,000 Speaker 1: got shot legs, they got short arms, they're sending up. 882 01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:46,000 Speaker 1: Everything about him is shot. But one thing about sharp people, 883 01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:50,320 Speaker 1: they get a job. Though I don't care what nobody's say, 884 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:57,480 Speaker 1: they always working. I'm surprised why he had a shot 885 01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:01,040 Speaker 1: shuter at five three. He could easily sign up for 886 01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:05,440 Speaker 1: foster killer, but he could be in somebody's house. Get 887 01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:09,280 Speaker 1: the horo. Yeah, he can get in the house because 888 01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:13,160 Speaker 1: he shocked. And once again, why is he out of 889 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:15,680 Speaker 1: work and ain't got nowhere to stay? Why is he 890 01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:19,760 Speaker 1: in the shelter? Listen? I was watching tiny houses the 891 01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:24,200 Speaker 1: other day, Tiny house Nation. This be like a mansion 892 01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:28,280 Speaker 1: for him. Matter of fact. You take this little lass 893 01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:31,000 Speaker 1: house and you rename it. You can call it like 894 01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:34,760 Speaker 1: a shadeau or something. Give it a big name, and 895 01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:38,920 Speaker 1: it be just for little people. Wow. See that's how 896 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:42,240 Speaker 1: you do it, genius. You take a little house and 897 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:45,920 Speaker 1: give it a big name. See, you ain't gotta call 898 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:50,720 Speaker 1: it tiny house, call it a shadeau. All of the 899 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:54,840 Speaker 1: rooms pomp out, lift up a lead that was a 900 01:04:55,000 --> 01:05:02,200 Speaker 1: cupboard for clothes and stuff. It's a bathtub stand you 901 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,440 Speaker 1: climb up stairs for storage, and a little loft. You 902 01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:10,320 Speaker 1: move that stuff out the way. It's a bunk band man. 903 01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:17,400 Speaker 1: The stove and the toilet is the same thing that 904 01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:21,680 Speaker 1: you fit the food on the toilet. Then you move 905 01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:23,640 Speaker 1: all the stuff out the way and lift the lid 906 01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:25,640 Speaker 1: up and you put the food that you just eat 907 01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:29,280 Speaker 1: down in the toilet. I can't go with you on 908 01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:32,280 Speaker 1: that one. Now, this is for tiny houses. Surely you 909 01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:36,200 Speaker 1: ain't got too because you have a hole. But the 910 01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:38,880 Speaker 1: people right here shop people like this can do stuff 911 01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:45,080 Speaker 1: like that. I've seen it done. You're right, I'm fine, 912 01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,880 Speaker 1: I'm a man. I'm gonna be all right now. You 913 01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:51,400 Speaker 1: all right, you ain't fine. Yeah, you a man, But 914 01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:56,160 Speaker 1: it's two things you ain't You ain't fine, and you're 915 01:05:56,280 --> 01:06:03,600 Speaker 1: not tall, and you damn near this letter. We have 916 01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:12,000 Speaker 1: seen see some of the things that were dealing with. 917 01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:14,160 Speaker 1: All Right, Steve, we gotta get out of here. You 918 01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:16,680 Speaker 1: can email us or Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's 919 01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:19,480 Speaker 1: Strawberry letter at my girl Shirley coming up, it's more 920 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:22,440 Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the 921 01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:26,200 Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show. All right, Jay, Now explain this. This 922 01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:29,720 Speaker 1: is holiday phrases, at the Christmas holiday phrases at the 923 01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:32,200 Speaker 1: Christmas party. We'll I'm gonna go to these Christmas parties 924 01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:35,760 Speaker 1: inside the friends house, our relatives house, and these are 925 01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:37,760 Speaker 1: some phrases you here. What we're gonna do is make 926 01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:40,200 Speaker 1: the setting. We're gonna play some music for you. You're 927 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:42,200 Speaker 1: in a real Christmas party. And these are some of 928 01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:46,680 Speaker 1: the phrases that you're here at your average black or 929 01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:55,360 Speaker 1: family Christmas party. Keyword black. I heard that? All right, 930 01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:58,520 Speaker 1: here we go, and now we take you to every 931 01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:01,800 Speaker 1: holiday Christmas gathering and we give you sounds of a 932 01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:07,720 Speaker 1: black Christmas party. I don't know anybody, it'll have been 933 01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:11,960 Speaker 1: my Hey, can I can I get some of y'all 934 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:16,040 Speaker 1: to help me put an earl in the car? Somebody 935 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:21,520 Speaker 1: just well, I'd like to laugh too. So what did 936 01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:26,880 Speaker 1: she say that was? So anybody's seen my purse? It 937 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,600 Speaker 1: was right there on the kitchen table, right there. I 938 01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:34,360 Speaker 1: put it right there. Hey, y'all, y'all can't smoke that 939 01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:40,120 Speaker 1: in my mama's house. And y'all out of toilet paper? 940 01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:49,200 Speaker 1: Where y'all keep it? Plunge, I'm gonna need that plunge. Man, 941 01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:55,680 Speaker 1: Hold up, y'all, don't go in there. So what so 942 01:07:55,880 --> 01:08:00,560 Speaker 1: what the girl like al have to do with you? 943 01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:07,120 Speaker 1: But you ain't saying nothing. We can take all this outside. 944 01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:14,160 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right now, that's real. Like. I love y'alling all, 945 01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:16,880 Speaker 1: but I need to stay out of my bedroom. Right. No, 946 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:21,160 Speaker 1: it's not a weed. This is my real hair. Yeah, 947 01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:33,800 Speaker 1: my real hair. Hey. Look, if I was yall, I'll 948 01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:41,200 Speaker 1: stay out there bad for which about me? For five No? No, no, 949 01:08:41,479 --> 01:08:47,240 Speaker 1: he no, no, I ain't know it was out and 950 01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:57,320 Speaker 1: the heel made this eag. That's why I told you 951 01:08:57,360 --> 01:09:05,080 Speaker 1: I needed help to get him in. The carr went 952 01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:15,240 Speaker 1: in heavy. I ain't eating that breaking another ornament on 953 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:16,960 Speaker 1: that tree. We ain't gonna have nothing to hang on 954 01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:20,040 Speaker 1: the next year. I know you ain't out there peeing 955 01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:23,720 Speaker 1: in My mama baked out. Come on, man, come on, dog, 956 01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:29,400 Speaker 1: stop stop bawling that Christmas paper. We're gonna use it 957 01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:33,200 Speaker 1: next year. She knew he was married. She knew he 958 01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:38,960 Speaker 1: was married as him little look who went a white woman? 959 01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:46,960 Speaker 1: The just sounds you here at a black Yes, I'll 960 01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:55,400 Speaker 1: accept the charges. Coming watching first. They they don't let 961 01:09:55,479 --> 01:09:57,800 Speaker 1: him preach at church, but he want to come over 962 01:09:57,880 --> 01:10:00,720 Speaker 1: here and pray for thirty minutes. It's just too much. Yeah, 963 01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:06,680 Speaker 1: she had enough. Baby. Hey, y'all, long dis in front 964 01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:14,080 Speaker 1: of prison. Everybody won't say hi. Yeah, that was my hey, Robert, Right, 965 01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:19,800 Speaker 1: what's going on? Right? What's up? Y'all? What's up? What's up? Fam? Man? 966 01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:23,160 Speaker 1: I wish I could be that with y'all. Who all 967 01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:34,200 Speaker 1: over there everybody around. Everybody? What's man? Huh? Let me 968 01:10:34,280 --> 01:10:41,800 Speaker 1: talk to bern Hey, Bernita Robert on the phone. I 969 01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:44,680 Speaker 1: ain't saying nothing, but you know we'll go ahead this, 970 01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:47,880 Speaker 1: you know, talk to you. I can't believe the family 971 01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:50,360 Speaker 1: that don't bring the amn thing take the most home. 972 01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:58,960 Speaker 1: I never look at me. We're about to eat. The 973 01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:13,639 Speaker 1: game is gone, d it isn't gotten late. We probably 974 01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:15,680 Speaker 1: gonna have to stay tonight. I don't I don't do 975 01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:21,479 Speaker 1: that drive now, you know Clariens don't like to drive 976 01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:26,040 Speaker 1: at night. Why we can't eat the lands? Get here? 977 01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:32,280 Speaker 1: Y'all going to living room and speak to this Bernies 978 01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:43,240 Speaker 1: in the Housepital just walk right by. What y'all doing it? Hey? 979 01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:52,080 Speaker 1: Here the Blacks, we're trying to get a break party. 980 01:11:53,520 --> 01:12:00,280 Speaker 1: Oh no, we've been out to Crystal Black. How go 981 01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:03,400 Speaker 1: out there and tell Davante to bring that walker back 982 01:12:03,439 --> 01:12:05,360 Speaker 1: in here something? Miss still can get to the table. 983 01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:11,840 Speaker 1: You mean, Timmy, you ain't got no flash greens, Miss 984 01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:15,920 Speaker 1: burn from from the hospital, bid your grandmama from the hospital. 985 01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:23,800 Speaker 1: Bid and you get turn them greens down smelling in here? Hey, 986 01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:25,760 Speaker 1: can anybody he me a jump? I'm trying to go 987 01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:32,400 Speaker 1: to woodha he working. He get they're getting paid double, 988 01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:35,920 Speaker 1: get paid double tonight. Yeah, yeahn't get that over time. 989 01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:45,400 Speaker 1: That seem like, well, that's how I gonna get out 990 01:12:45,479 --> 01:12:49,880 Speaker 1: of here. Watch this game, y'all. Y'all, y'all TV be 991 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:53,320 Speaker 1: cutting on going to the house so I can see 992 01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:59,559 Speaker 1: this game. Your fool you somebody that took them down 993 01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:05,160 Speaker 1: falling chills. I know we had eight falling chills. Took 994 01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:09,080 Speaker 1: that fall off to dab the fall. That's my fault. 995 01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:15,599 Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go. You're listening to show. All right, 996 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:17,800 Speaker 1: it is time for something funny, guys. And you know 997 01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:20,200 Speaker 1: people are getting ready for work right now, probably and 998 01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:23,439 Speaker 1: uh maybe they're making their own lunch. You know people 999 01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:25,840 Speaker 1: do that at home. Well, Steve, it turns out that 1000 01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:30,240 Speaker 1: eighteen percent of people have admitted to eating someone else's 1001 01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:33,680 Speaker 1: lunch at the office. One worker's live tweeting of the 1002 01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:36,760 Speaker 1: mystery of a co worker stolen shrimp fried rice was 1003 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:42,640 Speaker 1: retweeted over one hundred and seventy three thousand times. Okay, uh, 1004 01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:46,600 Speaker 1: and while you may think it's funny, and it is 1005 01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:48,960 Speaker 1: kind of funny, I mean when you think about it, um, 1006 01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:51,840 Speaker 1: you know, getting away with eating someone else's meal it 1007 01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:55,639 Speaker 1: actually could have some serious consequences on the job. People 1008 01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:58,439 Speaker 1: don't forget stuff like this, and you see these people 1009 01:13:58,680 --> 01:14:02,040 Speaker 1: every single day is according to a human resource expert, 1010 01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:06,240 Speaker 1: it becomes a trust issue. So Steve, I have to 1011 01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:09,720 Speaker 1: ask you, I know you did know? He didn't do 1012 01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:17,400 Speaker 1: it often? No, never in my life taking somebody's food, 1013 01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:19,720 Speaker 1: because I ain't that way. I don't lie. I don't 1014 01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:21,760 Speaker 1: know you. Oh so you don't know what kind of 1015 01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:24,800 Speaker 1: home they have at? How clean? Right now? Two things 1016 01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:30,519 Speaker 1: I have done, I've had mine taken. Yeah, I've called 1017 01:14:30,520 --> 01:14:34,680 Speaker 1: a person what happened? And I've had I've seen a 1018 01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:39,000 Speaker 1: person taking a person's line. Okay, well what happened when 1019 01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:42,559 Speaker 1: someone took cure? Both these is now situations I used 1020 01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:47,679 Speaker 1: to my advantage. So yeah, they see not you don't 1021 01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:51,080 Speaker 1: want this out, So now I need a couple of favors. 1022 01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:56,960 Speaker 1: You the mom, No dog, I mean, look, I saw 1023 01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:59,320 Speaker 1: you because I'm real observing. Y'all know that about me. 1024 01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:03,280 Speaker 1: I'm extreme, we observed. So I'm watching this dude still, 1025 01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:06,080 Speaker 1: this dude food and the dude food he was still. 1026 01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:09,519 Speaker 1: He's deceased. His name is James Paradise, and we worked 1027 01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:12,200 Speaker 1: at General Electric and this dude was taking Jared James 1028 01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:14,920 Speaker 1: paradig Leca jaka cook his ass off and he was 1029 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:18,840 Speaker 1: just eating James lunch every night then and I caught him. Now, 1030 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:23,400 Speaker 1: if I tell this to James Paradise dog, I'm talking 1031 01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:25,280 Speaker 1: about you've fen to get drug out in the parking 1032 01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:27,400 Speaker 1: lot and when you come back in, you're gonna need 1033 01:15:27,479 --> 01:15:32,120 Speaker 1: to show the people that to do your id. You know, 1034 01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:36,719 Speaker 1: like sandwiches. You know James cook ribs, He take his ribs. 1035 01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:40,240 Speaker 1: You know he made pork shoulders sandwich. You should bring 1036 01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:42,360 Speaker 1: it in to work for everybody. He stole his pork 1037 01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:46,080 Speaker 1: shoulders sandwich and James was getting upset. So I saw 1038 01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:50,200 Speaker 1: him take James stalk. It was his young white dude 1039 01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:53,160 Speaker 1: that was still in the food because he was single, 1040 01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:55,800 Speaker 1: and you know he wouldn't bring no lunch, had the 1041 01:15:55,840 --> 01:16:00,240 Speaker 1: times a stupid ass boy. So I told him, I say, man, 1042 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:03,320 Speaker 1: you know, if Jane find out you want taking his lunch, man, 1043 01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:07,840 Speaker 1: you know what's gonna happen to you? Cheese? Wait, what 1044 01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:15,880 Speaker 1: come on, chez? Yeah, that's what I need see. Once 1045 01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:18,320 Speaker 1: I hear that fear in your voice, then I got 1046 01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:22,080 Speaker 1: your ass now, because all geez it's not a hood turn, 1047 01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:27,920 Speaker 1: he said. Ah. I said, look hold on, man, this 1048 01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:31,599 Speaker 1: ain't got to gonna wear No. Look, this can stay 1049 01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:33,880 Speaker 1: right here. But I'm need a couple of favors. Man. 1050 01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:39,439 Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna leave early Wednesday. I need you to 1051 01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:44,479 Speaker 1: cover my job for me. See see, it's not a 1052 01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:53,479 Speaker 1: problem with me, Steve. It's mister Harvey. Harvey. No, now 1053 01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:56,439 Speaker 1: you're gonna put some speck on my next I was 1054 01:16:56,520 --> 01:17:00,720 Speaker 1: the original birds man. Yeah, yeah, you word. So you're 1055 01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:03,640 Speaker 1: gonna put some speck on my name. And so I 1056 01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:08,439 Speaker 1: had him cover cover my job like three times for that. 1057 01:17:09,439 --> 01:17:13,479 Speaker 1: Then I saw a dude take my lunch. This is 1058 01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:16,360 Speaker 1: a black dude had it just got hired, and he 1059 01:17:16,479 --> 01:17:19,960 Speaker 1: would hadn't completed his ninety day probation. Now if I 1060 01:17:20,120 --> 01:17:24,880 Speaker 1: report this, you ain't gonna get the job. Oh man, 1061 01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:27,439 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I thought it was mine. Out of hell. 1062 01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:36,080 Speaker 1: Your name ain't Steve Gregory. It's Gregory. Your name Frederick 1063 01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:42,240 Speaker 1: fred stev get confused with Frederick, right right, So I said, 1064 01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:44,920 Speaker 1: so Frederick, look here, man, I'm just need a couple 1065 01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:49,200 Speaker 1: of figures from it. Man. Now I'm gonna come in late. 1066 01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:52,400 Speaker 1: I need you to punch my time clock. When you 1067 01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:55,479 Speaker 1: get at the gate, punch my time clock from me. 1068 01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:59,920 Speaker 1: Hit me in. Oh that's that's that's that's not a problem. 1069 01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:04,439 Speaker 1: Now listen to me. They have a camera aimed at 1070 01:18:04,479 --> 01:18:07,000 Speaker 1: the time clock, so you got to put your back 1071 01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:10,200 Speaker 1: to the camera. So he did it the first time. 1072 01:18:10,439 --> 01:18:15,479 Speaker 1: How do you know all of this? Come on, no, no, no, 1073 01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:20,799 Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me, Tom Hula, I was never a thug. Hula. 1074 01:18:21,479 --> 01:18:26,320 Speaker 1: Hulum was crime with a purpose, with respect. Thugs just 1075 01:18:26,439 --> 01:18:33,240 Speaker 1: out here doing stuff. Thus, crimes with a purpose, and 1076 01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:38,160 Speaker 1: it was always to better uplift one self. Yes, at 1077 01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:42,720 Speaker 1: the expensive Yeah, And so that's what I had him 1078 01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:45,800 Speaker 1: do so I could leave early caused it a little 1079 01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:49,000 Speaker 1: white dude, and I could come in late black causing 1080 01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:52,360 Speaker 1: Frederick Wow. So I had him a nice little set up. 1081 01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:58,800 Speaker 1: And then meanwhile at school he was you know, hall 1082 01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:03,000 Speaker 1: passage crime, the first huzzling. Yeah, y'all need passes to 1083 01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:06,439 Speaker 1: be late in this hallway? Who name you put on it? See, 1084 01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:08,360 Speaker 1: my name was never on a hall pass, So I 1085 01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:09,960 Speaker 1: ain't no need you talking about you got it from 1086 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:14,760 Speaker 1: Steve because I ain't got no hall pass. Because I 1087 01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:17,960 Speaker 1: had told her back off my locker anyway. Yeah, and 1088 01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:20,639 Speaker 1: so I kept my stuff. I told her back off 1089 01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:24,960 Speaker 1: my locker. I don't get that. I have the harder 1090 01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:26,920 Speaker 1: bent down and I put on my step behind. So 1091 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,720 Speaker 1: if you open my locking, I ain't never had nothing. 1092 01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:33,680 Speaker 1: Oh I get okay? Yeah, so Steve gave you a 1093 01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:38,439 Speaker 1: hall pa. How the hell I got hall passed? I'm 1094 01:19:38,479 --> 01:19:44,880 Speaker 1: in class, not learning. I'm here miss. Two days in 1095 01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:51,240 Speaker 1: high school, two cut days all I ever did? Man, Oh, woe, 1096 01:19:51,439 --> 01:19:55,639 Speaker 1: your life has been in been wonderful, it really really 1097 01:19:55,720 --> 01:19:59,679 Speaker 1: has really thank you, and look at you now? Look 1098 01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:03,320 Speaker 1: at now? I mean still hustling? Ye? Are you close? 1099 01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:06,559 Speaker 1: Are you still a hoodler? No? I no, I don't 1100 01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:11,200 Speaker 1: do crime. I had a little running. I had a 1101 01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:15,200 Speaker 1: little running. Kind of straighten me out coming up. It's 1102 01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:21,240 Speaker 1: more of a Steve Harvey Morning show. You're listening to show. Okay, guys, 1103 01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:24,479 Speaker 1: check this out. According to a survey by the health 1104 01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:28,479 Speaker 1: site it's called doctor ed dot com, eighteen percent of 1105 01:20:28,680 --> 01:20:32,040 Speaker 1: us have one of these in our lives right now? 1106 01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:41,599 Speaker 1: What is it? Wow? Eighteen what's the percentage? Eighteen percent 1107 01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:45,120 Speaker 1: of us have one of these in our lives? What 1108 01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:47,280 Speaker 1: do you think it is? Right now? Tell me what 1109 01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:50,160 Speaker 1: you say, I said, side peace, and I know it's 1110 01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:53,800 Speaker 1: end a percent it could be it could be greater percentage. Okay, 1111 01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:57,000 Speaker 1: so Tommy says, side piece, that's so much higher percentage? Wow, 1112 01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:03,320 Speaker 1: eighteen percent? Let oh no, go ahead of Jake. Somebody 1113 01:21:03,439 --> 01:21:08,120 Speaker 1: in that family that's affected by either diabetes or heart trouble. Okay, 1114 01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:12,240 Speaker 1: you think it's a health issue, Okay, okay, eight what 1115 01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:16,519 Speaker 1: a friend with benefits? Oh, Tommy was wrong, That's what 1116 01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:22,479 Speaker 1: I was saying, Tommy, right, hold on, it's way. So 1117 01:21:22,680 --> 01:21:27,320 Speaker 1: can you have intimacy with no commitment? Yea, what you 1118 01:21:27,439 --> 01:21:32,120 Speaker 1: think we're doing? Yeah, can do it. Intimacy? What what 1119 01:21:32,960 --> 01:21:36,280 Speaker 1: intimacy with no commitment? Yeah? You can do that. That's 1120 01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:40,120 Speaker 1: what this all calm so like, that's the point. I 1121 01:21:40,320 --> 01:21:42,840 Speaker 1: did what it's called, it's called the end of a 1122 01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:49,600 Speaker 1: marriage a couple times. You know it, well, yeah, I 1123 01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:52,040 Speaker 1: know it. Well you're gonna be up there to night. 1124 01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:55,519 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, let's do it. Okay, Well whatever intimacy with 1125 01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:59,160 Speaker 1: no commitment, Oh yeah, you can do that. That's that's 1126 01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:04,800 Speaker 1: what it is. But what's more than them committed? The 1127 01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:07,479 Speaker 1: goal is to find somebody who don't have a problem 1128 01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:11,719 Speaker 1: with you. Tom I your lifetime. Give me a number, Timmy, 1129 01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:16,440 Speaker 1: how many women have you been involved with over your lifetime? 1130 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:21,640 Speaker 1: Give me a number? Right there? Dog? You said, what 1131 01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:27,439 Speaker 1: see it throws with hod on? Hold on, let me 1132 01:22:27,479 --> 01:22:30,920 Speaker 1: ask your question, Tommy, this is gonna throw the women? 1133 01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:37,200 Speaker 1: Is it more than forty? Oh? Hell? What that throws 1134 01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:42,760 Speaker 1: women off? When you say more than forty? Oh yeah? Yeah, Hell, 1135 01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:47,080 Speaker 1: I'm fitty. What is your timber? That's a low number 1136 01:22:47,120 --> 01:22:53,040 Speaker 1: to you? My roaring my roaring twenties was incredible. What 1137 01:22:53,120 --> 01:23:00,519 Speaker 1: are you talking about? What about you see with another 1138 01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:02,960 Speaker 1: zero on that for that? When you're talking to him? 1139 01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:07,320 Speaker 1: What's some spec only numbers for numbers in my whole life? 1140 01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:11,160 Speaker 1: Did you multiply? Jesus, hey, you got to use that 1141 01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:13,400 Speaker 1: new man these kids got when you tell my stuff 1142 01:23:13,439 --> 01:23:15,000 Speaker 1: like this, there's a different kind of man when you 1143 01:23:15,080 --> 01:23:17,599 Speaker 1: don't carry that one. You don't care in your whole 1144 01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:26,879 Speaker 1: life feed thing in my whole life it at minimum numbers. 1145 01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:32,160 Speaker 1: Crazy that you went over a thousand d I ain't 1146 01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:34,360 Speaker 1: know where there on thousand? Dog? Ain't you you you 1147 01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:37,000 Speaker 1: you you You're we're changing in the same group. Agent, 1148 01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:41,240 Speaker 1: ain't no way. I ain't never been with that. But 1149 01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:46,200 Speaker 1: in my lifetime dog, my whole life, the whole runs. 1150 01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:52,160 Speaker 1: I'm the actually dog. I mean, I'm shamed, not real, 1151 01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:56,240 Speaker 1: I knew yours. I'm saying because if you look at 1152 01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:59,200 Speaker 1: that number, it's really it's it's numbing, it's really, it's 1153 01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:02,759 Speaker 1: kind of crazy. I'm shame. I'm not gonna say I haven't. 1154 01:24:03,439 --> 01:24:06,880 Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not shaming. No, I've only been with 1155 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:10,160 Speaker 1: seven women, and you know, damn you've been married eight 1156 01:24:10,240 --> 01:24:14,240 Speaker 1: ten so you just didn't even food whatever? Who did 1157 01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:17,560 Speaker 1: you just forget about? Coming up? It's more of the 1158 01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:20,599 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show at thirty three after the hour. 1159 01:24:21,160 --> 01:24:25,559 Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, guys, time 1160 01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:29,400 Speaker 1: for church complaints pastor Motown Deacon death jam in the building. 1161 01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:42,960 Speaker 1: What you got m It is obviously decision time. We've 1162 01:24:43,360 --> 01:24:49,880 Speaker 1: been going forward and back. What about the complaints, whether 1163 01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:56,599 Speaker 1: we're doing them or whether we ain't? No man, all right, well, 1164 01:24:56,680 --> 01:25:01,480 Speaker 1: if you say so, I'm here have plenty of complained. 1165 01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:04,799 Speaker 1: I know you do. I know you do. Go ahead, 1166 01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:08,360 Speaker 1: Deacon go ahead, all right, past the eye first and 1167 01:25:08,560 --> 01:25:14,880 Speaker 1: foremost Deacon Fred Flintstown and Deacon Barney Robber. I ask 1168 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:18,960 Speaker 1: him for you to have a shoe drive so they 1169 01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:22,439 Speaker 1: can get their shoes down because right now they are 1170 01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:25,879 Speaker 1: bad footed and it is starting to be a problem 1171 01:25:26,840 --> 01:25:35,960 Speaker 1: with them driving. Well, I'm like this hill, Fred and Barney, 1172 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:42,600 Speaker 1: we are not buying any more damn shoes unless no 1173 01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:46,680 Speaker 1: listen to me. They don't have any shoes that I know. 1174 01:25:46,920 --> 01:25:50,720 Speaker 1: They don't and I know why because they won't upgrade 1175 01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:55,080 Speaker 1: their car. If you're trying to stop your car with 1176 01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:58,439 Speaker 1: your damn feet like we pre his stock. We're not 1177 01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:01,960 Speaker 1: buying no more damn shoes from Fred and Barney. But 1178 01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:07,120 Speaker 1: past that, they have seventy two Chevy or something. But 1179 01:26:07,280 --> 01:26:10,160 Speaker 1: they have worn out all of the sandals. They want 1180 01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:14,040 Speaker 1: their sandals out trying to stop them. Prehistoric called with 1181 01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:18,880 Speaker 1: them times made out of rocks. Right now times have 1182 01:26:19,160 --> 01:26:26,400 Speaker 1: changed yourself something. I understand where you're coming from, Bath, 1183 01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:29,960 Speaker 1: But but we're not having a shoe drive for them 1184 01:26:33,120 --> 01:26:37,160 Speaker 1: all right, path, But they are wanting a shoe drive 1185 01:26:37,479 --> 01:26:42,080 Speaker 1: or something. The words of my daddy. People in hell 1186 01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:45,800 Speaker 1: gonna want ice water. What they gotta do with this 1187 01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:49,639 Speaker 1: shoe drive. We ain't from the heir. You don't think 1188 01:26:49,680 --> 01:26:52,519 Speaker 1: they have any ice water in the air. No, I 1189 01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:58,519 Speaker 1: don't there's been no mention over the revelation. All right, well, 1190 01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:01,839 Speaker 1: let's just keep it going out. She's throw a technical 1191 01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:07,120 Speaker 1: Bible versus him. It twists his little evil mind. Go ahead, 1192 01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:12,320 Speaker 1: all right. Down to a sister, Sharanese Williams has had 1193 01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:18,599 Speaker 1: her fifth child and wants to know why the church 1194 01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:22,439 Speaker 1: is not supporting her child fund. She has got it 1195 01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:26,839 Speaker 1: a tie fund on a website. Well, they can donate 1196 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:30,599 Speaker 1: money to the cheering but but nobody in the church 1197 01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:38,840 Speaker 1: has donated. Sharinese Williams tell Sharnese Williams the reason we 1198 01:27:38,960 --> 01:27:42,519 Speaker 1: ain't donating to nothing to her child fund because they 1199 01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:46,760 Speaker 1: have a turn for that. It's called child support. And 1200 01:27:46,840 --> 01:27:50,880 Speaker 1: if you find me five men daddies and we can 1201 01:27:51,080 --> 01:27:55,240 Speaker 1: pin something on him with some DNA or some paternity tests, 1202 01:27:55,560 --> 01:27:59,840 Speaker 1: she could get child support. Patter, you sound like we 1203 01:28:00,280 --> 01:28:02,560 Speaker 1: look at we're looking at forensic files or something. I 1204 01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:05,479 Speaker 1: don't understand what where you're going with it. I don't 1205 01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:08,120 Speaker 1: understand how a woman had a fifth baby and don't 1206 01:28:08,160 --> 01:28:10,160 Speaker 1: loose to daddy and that will either even wants us 1207 01:28:10,240 --> 01:28:12,439 Speaker 1: to help up with a fun All right, thank you. 1208 01:28:12,720 --> 01:28:15,680 Speaker 1: We will be back with closing remarks from the One 1209 01:28:15,720 --> 01:28:20,760 Speaker 1: and Only Steve Harvey right after this you're listening to show. 1210 01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:23,760 Speaker 1: All right, Steve, last break of the day. Time for 1211 01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:26,439 Speaker 1: your closing remarks. What do you have for us today? 1212 01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:35,799 Speaker 1: My friend? Well, I did and Act Like a Success 1213 01:28:35,920 --> 01:28:42,120 Speaker 1: seminar this past weekend on Saturday down at in Los 1214 01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:46,960 Speaker 1: Angeles by the airport at the Renaissance Hotel. Doreen Raimi 1215 01:28:47,040 --> 01:28:48,960 Speaker 1: does a good job of running my Act like a 1216 01:28:49,040 --> 01:28:52,880 Speaker 1: Success seminars. And I was a keynote speaker after graduation 1217 01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:56,320 Speaker 1: on Saturday, and so I'm gonna bring a piece of 1218 01:28:56,400 --> 01:29:00,040 Speaker 1: that to what I talked to him about. And I 1219 01:29:00,120 --> 01:29:04,200 Speaker 1: want to keep motivating people. And one of the greatest 1220 01:29:04,280 --> 01:29:08,800 Speaker 1: motivations in my life was my dreams. My dreams were 1221 01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:12,840 Speaker 1: so motivating to me because it put me in a 1222 01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:18,160 Speaker 1: place of not so much focusing on where I was, 1223 01:29:19,360 --> 01:29:21,559 Speaker 1: but it caused me to put my focus on where 1224 01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:25,280 Speaker 1: I was headed. And so as dismal as to where 1225 01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:31,080 Speaker 1: I was was, it didn't throw me off as sinking 1226 01:29:31,240 --> 01:29:34,200 Speaker 1: of a feeling as I had at times in my life. 1227 01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:38,479 Speaker 1: Because of my dreams. I didn't I didn't feel sunken 1228 01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:42,479 Speaker 1: as low as I had gotten at some points in 1229 01:29:42,640 --> 01:29:46,080 Speaker 1: my life. I didn't ever think I wasn't going to 1230 01:29:46,160 --> 01:29:52,040 Speaker 1: ever come up because of my dreams. My dreams inspired 1231 01:29:52,200 --> 01:29:57,880 Speaker 1: me to keep going. So what I'm saying to you 1232 01:29:58,120 --> 01:30:04,720 Speaker 1: is this. People ask me, Steve, what motivates you? What 1233 01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:11,439 Speaker 1: makes you keep going? It's my dreams what causes you 1234 01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:14,880 Speaker 1: to keep getting up, going to work when you sick, 1235 01:30:15,960 --> 01:30:18,519 Speaker 1: fighting through all the stuff they're saying about you. How 1236 01:30:18,560 --> 01:30:21,760 Speaker 1: do you handle all this negativity around you and you 1237 01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:27,160 Speaker 1: just keep going. It's my dreams. It's my faith in God. 1238 01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:30,680 Speaker 1: It's my faith in God that there's no way He 1239 01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:33,200 Speaker 1: brought me this far to leave me that because you 1240 01:30:33,400 --> 01:30:36,839 Speaker 1: hating on me, You ain't my God, you ain't my savior. 1241 01:30:37,760 --> 01:30:40,200 Speaker 1: You can't hate me out of what He has for me, 1242 01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:44,840 Speaker 1: and you're hating me cannot stop nothing God has for 1243 01:30:44,960 --> 01:30:50,040 Speaker 1: me or for you. So my faith in God and 1244 01:30:50,280 --> 01:30:54,120 Speaker 1: my dreams have been my motivation. So let me share 1245 01:30:54,160 --> 01:30:59,120 Speaker 1: what I shared with them on Satday. Motivation. Look at 1246 01:30:59,200 --> 01:31:04,160 Speaker 1: him now? This good motivation. It's when your dreams put 1247 01:31:04,240 --> 01:31:09,360 Speaker 1: on work clothes. Did you hear me? Motivation? It's when 1248 01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:14,120 Speaker 1: your dreams put on work clothes, when your dreams dress 1249 01:31:14,240 --> 01:31:19,480 Speaker 1: up and go to work. That's the motivation. Now, you're motivated. 1250 01:31:19,840 --> 01:31:23,000 Speaker 1: You don't put some work clothes on them dreams. Because see, 1251 01:31:23,040 --> 01:31:26,000 Speaker 1: you can stay sleep and have your dreams, or you 1252 01:31:26,080 --> 01:31:28,400 Speaker 1: can wake up and you can chase them. You need 1253 01:31:28,479 --> 01:31:30,760 Speaker 1: to wake up and chase them. You need to wake 1254 01:31:30,840 --> 01:31:32,960 Speaker 1: up and chase them dreams. You need to put some 1255 01:31:33,080 --> 01:31:35,960 Speaker 1: work clothes on them. Jeans, you gotta get some grips, 1256 01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:38,840 Speaker 1: some dirty on you. You gotta put work clothes on 1257 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:44,519 Speaker 1: your dreams. That's your motivation. I'm motivated because, man, my 1258 01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:51,080 Speaker 1: dreams they keep me going because it means I'm headed somewhere. 1259 01:31:52,080 --> 01:31:55,479 Speaker 1: Your dreams make your head somewhere. Man, you ain't gotta 1260 01:31:55,479 --> 01:31:59,599 Speaker 1: get stuck on him. Like I tell people all the time, 1261 01:31:59,640 --> 01:32:02,799 Speaker 1: I keep a plaque in my office in Atlanta that says, 1262 01:32:03,120 --> 01:32:05,080 Speaker 1: and a dude send it to me. A friend of mine, 1263 01:32:05,120 --> 01:32:07,160 Speaker 1: when I was going through a bunch of messed up stuff, 1264 01:32:07,400 --> 01:32:09,599 Speaker 1: he sent me a plaque that says, if you're going 1265 01:32:09,680 --> 01:32:13,920 Speaker 1: through hell, just keep going. Why would you stop there? 1266 01:32:14,840 --> 01:32:18,000 Speaker 1: Why would you stop in hell? You're going through hell, 1267 01:32:18,120 --> 01:32:22,120 Speaker 1: just keep going because I'm heading somewhere. So all the 1268 01:32:22,280 --> 01:32:25,600 Speaker 1: hell I've been through, I survive at all because of 1269 01:32:25,720 --> 01:32:30,320 Speaker 1: my dreams, because of my faith. Because my dreams allow 1270 01:32:30,439 --> 01:32:33,439 Speaker 1: me to think that the better day is coming. So 1271 01:32:33,560 --> 01:32:36,759 Speaker 1: if a better day is coming, why am I tripping 1272 01:32:36,840 --> 01:32:40,040 Speaker 1: so hard on what's happening today? Because I know the 1273 01:32:40,200 --> 01:32:45,280 Speaker 1: better day is coming. Because one day, somehow, my God 1274 01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:48,760 Speaker 1: gonna make my dreams come true. Simply because how you 1275 01:32:48,880 --> 01:32:52,120 Speaker 1: know that, Steve, because he said he would. Now, you 1276 01:32:52,280 --> 01:32:54,680 Speaker 1: tell me one thing he said that ain't popped off. 1277 01:32:55,520 --> 01:32:58,080 Speaker 1: You tell me one promise he made he ain't kept. 1278 01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:01,840 Speaker 1: You tell me one thing he didn't assured you of 1279 01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:05,320 Speaker 1: that you can't rest assured. That's gonna just name it. 1280 01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:11,000 Speaker 1: I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. See, I got that 1281 01:33:11,240 --> 01:33:14,960 Speaker 1: much sense as a Christian, as flawed as I am, 1282 01:33:15,360 --> 01:33:18,280 Speaker 1: I have that much sense as a Christian. So those 1283 01:33:18,400 --> 01:33:22,719 Speaker 1: Christians of you that's better than me, congratulations. But guess 1284 01:33:22,800 --> 01:33:26,760 Speaker 1: what I know that about him? No, I know that 1285 01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:29,320 Speaker 1: his promises is true, and I gotta know sense to 1286 01:33:29,439 --> 01:33:31,680 Speaker 1: lean on him. So when you see me falling and 1287 01:33:31,840 --> 01:33:35,160 Speaker 1: making mistakes and doing something wrong and not staying on 1288 01:33:35,240 --> 01:33:37,840 Speaker 1: the white line, you can quit tripping with me. I'll 1289 01:33:37,880 --> 01:33:39,719 Speaker 1: get back on the line. Just give me a minute. 1290 01:33:39,720 --> 01:33:43,080 Speaker 1: I just fell off. I just made a mistake. That's 1291 01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:46,160 Speaker 1: all I said. Someone shouldn't have said I went somewhere. 1292 01:33:46,160 --> 01:33:48,360 Speaker 1: I shouldn't have win. I got that. I'm gonna get 1293 01:33:48,400 --> 01:33:51,280 Speaker 1: it together. Lord forgive me and what he gonna do, 1294 01:33:51,560 --> 01:33:53,200 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get back up and I'm gonna get 1295 01:33:53,200 --> 01:33:56,000 Speaker 1: it right agreed. I'm gonna get it right again. My 1296 01:33:56,200 --> 01:34:01,880 Speaker 1: dreams motivate me. My faith motivates me. Motivation it's when 1297 01:34:01,960 --> 01:34:05,479 Speaker 1: your dreams put on work clothes. You did. That's what 1298 01:34:05,680 --> 01:34:08,679 Speaker 1: motivation is. When I'm going to do something about making 1299 01:34:08,760 --> 01:34:12,760 Speaker 1: what I dream about come true. My dreams got work 1300 01:34:12,840 --> 01:34:15,160 Speaker 1: clothes on it. So when you see me out there, 1301 01:34:15,560 --> 01:34:19,000 Speaker 1: my dreams got on work clothes. I'm trying to make 1302 01:34:19,040 --> 01:34:22,719 Speaker 1: it happen. My faith in God gonna make sure that happened. 1303 01:34:23,640 --> 01:34:25,840 Speaker 1: And I just give him something to touch my dream. 1304 01:34:26,439 --> 01:34:30,080 Speaker 1: Those are my clothes remarks today. All right, drop the mic, baby, 1305 01:34:30,200 --> 01:34:34,440 Speaker 1: drop the motivation. That's when your dreams put on WORKO 1306 01:34:35,920 --> 01:34:42,720 Speaker 1: better get it right. And you ended with that, Just 1307 01:34:43,080 --> 01:34:47,519 Speaker 1: say it for all. Steve Harvey contests. No purchase necessary, 1308 01:34:47,600 --> 01:34:50,840 Speaker 1: void We're prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at 1309 01:34:50,920 --> 01:34:54,639 Speaker 1: least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest 1310 01:34:54,720 --> 01:34:59,120 Speaker 1: rules visit Steve Harvey FM dot com. You're listening Steve 1311 01:34:59,280 --> 01:35:00,240 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show