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Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy

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Speaker 1: away dot Com or call eight.

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Speaker 2: Hundred do you y away?

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Speaker 3: Put your stain proof laughing pants on, because here's time

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Speaker 3: for the number eight phone tap in our countdown of

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Speaker 3: the top ten phone taps of Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Are we gonna spill up it? Or we ourselves both? Okay?

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Speaker 3: And this one Brook calls an auto mechanic shop because

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Speaker 3: of some car trouble that she's having, and she is

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Speaker 3: not gonna let this male mechanics take advantage of her lack.

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Speaker 4: Of car knowledge.

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Speaker 3: Quote She's a woman, Stand up, ladies. That stereotype ends today.

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Speaker 2: With your number eight phone tap.

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Speaker 4: Of the year right now?

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Speaker 3: Is Brooking Jeffrey's ten phone tabs to Christmas?

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Speaker 4: Or her eight? There? Brendan, Hi, I.

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Speaker 5: Am a woman and I am not going to be

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Speaker 5: taken advantage of. Okay, Yeah, I have an issue with

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Speaker 5: my vehicle and I need to bring it in.

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Speaker 2: Is that okay with you?

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Speaker 4: Of course?

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Speaker 5: Or do you want to may explain me the directions

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Speaker 5: on how to get there.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, if you do need directions, I knew.

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Speaker 2: You'd be the type.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm just letting you know that I don't want

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Speaker 5: to be overcharged for some dumb things or get talked

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Speaker 5: down to because you think you're better than mess.

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Speaker 4: That's not what we intend to do here at all.

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Speaker 4: If you want to come in, you're more than welcome.

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Speaker 2: Okay, great, that's fine. Because I know my cars.

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Speaker 4: I believe you, and I just want to let you

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Speaker 4: know we treat everyone equal here.

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Speaker 2: I believe that when I see it.

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Speaker 5: So I have a twenty fourteen Honda Civic and when

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Speaker 5: I drive, the hugnuts seems off.

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Speaker 2: What the hug nuts on the wheel.

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Speaker 4: The hug I'm sorry, is it possible that you mean

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Speaker 4: the lug nut?

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Speaker 2: And here we go patronizing me because.

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Speaker 5: I'm a woman, miss, and you're a man and you

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Speaker 5: know con parts.

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Speaker 2: Better than me.

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Speaker 4: No, miss, I didn't mean that at all. I just

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Speaker 4: I wanted to let you know that's that's what it

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Speaker 4: is called. Oh.

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Speaker 5: I just wanted to let you know that I grew

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Speaker 5: up around cars my whole life. I have ridden in

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Speaker 5: cars since I was a baby, so I know hug

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Speaker 5: nuts and dipplesticks don't even mess with maker.

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Speaker 4: We can call it that if that's what makes you

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Speaker 4: feel more comfortable. I'm probably wrong.

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Speaker 2: Oh the first right thing you've said. That is the

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Speaker 2: first right thing you've said. So back to my issue.

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Speaker 2: The hug nuts are off.

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Speaker 5: And also I've noticed the metacritic converter isn't funneling right.

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Speaker 4: The converter. We'll go with that exactly.

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Speaker 5: So I got down underneath the car and I noticed

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Speaker 5: this weird nut. So I unscrewed it, and all this

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Speaker 5: brown liquid came out.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you that brown liquid did not look good,

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Speaker 2: and it did not taste good.

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Speaker 4: You tasted it.

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Speaker 2: Uh, how else would you know if it's spoiled or not?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: God, and let me tell you it tasted wrong. It

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Speaker 2: was off. And that's when I knew that the blinker

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Speaker 2: fluid done.

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Speaker 4: You said fluid.

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Speaker 2: You must be new. You know the brown sticky liquid.

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Speaker 2: Lets you change your blinker.

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Speaker 4: Man, you're talking about the oil, right. I'm trying to

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Speaker 4: be nice here, and I just I don't think that

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Speaker 4: has anything to do with your blinker.

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Speaker 2: Where do you come from? Did you even go to

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Speaker 2: automotive school.

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Speaker 5: God, it probably didn't even study automotiology, what idiot.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, the oil if you want to call it that. Listen,

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Speaker 2: I got rid of it.

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Speaker 4: You got rid of all the oil, yes, And.

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Speaker 2: The problem is now whenever I drive there's a funny smell.

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Speaker 4: Man, that's because your car's burning up. You have no

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Speaker 4: oil in your car.

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Speaker 5: You're talking about the blinker fluid again. I think what

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Speaker 5: happened is I did get it all out, which is

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Speaker 5: why I need you guys to take a look at it, ma'am.

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Speaker 4: If you want, we have a slot for you already today.

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Speaker 4: If you want to come down, we can take a

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Speaker 4: look at it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, listen, I'll bring it down when it's my choice,

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Speaker 5: not yours.

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Speaker 2: All right, And I know.

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Speaker 5: You've got your little fancy tools down there, but in

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Speaker 5: the end I'm probably gonna end up fixing it myself

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Speaker 5: because you sound like another moron. Funny that moron and

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Speaker 5: man have the same letters, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we don't need the insults. I'm just trying to

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Speaker 4: help you.

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Speaker 5: Oh, help the poor little woman who can't take care

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Speaker 5: of her own car.

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Speaker 2: Is that what you're thinking.

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Speaker 4: Not at all, ma'am. You're a customer, and I'm just

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Speaker 4: trying hard here to help you. You don't seem to

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Speaker 4: want help. I don't even know why you called.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you want to know why I called. I'll

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Speaker 2: tell you exactly why I called, Because your girlfriend Tina

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Speaker 2: set you up for a prank phone call.

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Speaker 4: Wait what are you Yeah, this is.

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Speaker 2: Actually Broke from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 2: the Morning. Oh my god, don't worry. My hugnuts are

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Speaker 2: just fine. It's alid prank.

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Speaker 4: Thank god. I didn't know what to say. I was

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Speaker 4: trying to be so nice there.

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Speaker 2: You did a really good job. I'm actually impressed. You said.

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Speaker 5: You guys have been getting a lot of crazy customers lately,

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Speaker 5: so I thought i'd.

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Speaker 2: Just pile one.

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Speaker 4: Well, you'd certainly piled on.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, what a relief are you saying that

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Speaker 5: there's no blinker fluid?

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Speaker 4: They didn't teach me about that in my autotology degree.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's automatology. You didn't go to school. Yeah, wake up.

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Speaker 5: Every morning was funk tap weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning