1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,200 Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with d 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 1: Uy's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:09,880 Speaker 1: hundred dy Away. If you're charged with a criminal offense, 4 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:12,800 Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy Away. 5 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred dy Away. 6 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:23,560 Speaker 1: Another Jubils phone taps on the twenties, Tony, I'm moving five. 7 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 1: Hello all, I was looking for Sandy. Hey, Sandy, we've 8 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:34,159 Speaker 1: never met before. My name is doctor Kenney. I'm the 9 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 1: one who performed your husband's aseectomy about an hour ago. 10 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:40,960 Speaker 1: How are you? I'm doing good. How's my husband doing? Uh? 11 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:45,880 Speaker 1: He's not doing so good? Actually, And that's what happened. 12 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 1: That's why I'm calling you. You were listed as the 13 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 1: emergency contact. Um, please cut the chase. That's funny choice 14 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 1: of words. Um. So I was doing the procedure. I 15 00:00:56,600 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 1: was giving your husband his vasectomy and ill offt what 16 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:06,040 Speaker 1: I shouldn't have and I sort of, you know, I 17 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 1: sort of snipped it off. What what I I ma'am, 18 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 1: I accidentally cut your husband's Well wait a minute, how 19 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,479 Speaker 1: does that happen? Like I said, I was just down 20 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 1: there working and doing the vasectomy. Sure, a normal procedure, 21 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 1: and I you know, I got a little bit of 22 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 1: a throat thing and I coughed and just off goes 23 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 1: the junk. I just wanted to call, let you know, 24 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 1: don't to worry about it. I have to worry about it. 25 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:40,959 Speaker 1: If he if he still unknock? Have you kept him sedated? Oh, 26 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 1: he's heavily sedated. You should have seen his face as 27 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:46,320 Speaker 1: soon as it went. I mean he was is he 28 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,600 Speaker 1: gonna imagine? Do you really think that this is something 29 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 1: you can chuckle about it? No, ma'am, I'm just trying 30 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 1: to make it. Take a bad situation to make it better. Anyway, 31 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 1: He's way to take a bad situation and make it 32 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:59,360 Speaker 1: better here, so there's no room for you chuckling. I'm sorry, 33 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. He's out cold now. We put him under anesthesia. Um. 34 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 1: I don't even think he's gonna know what happened. Really, 35 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 1: Oh no, he's not gonna know what happened. Maybe I 36 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,119 Speaker 1: should show up there and cut your off and see 37 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 1: what you think. I appreciate you to think about that 38 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 1: for one second. You can't really be his doctor. Yeah, 39 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. I'm falling on my sword, 40 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:23,239 Speaker 1: and I'm apologizing, and I'm saying, geez, that I made 41 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 1: a big mistake. Is a choke? I mean, no, no, man, 42 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:29,920 Speaker 1: it's not. It's not at all. I wouldn't joke about 43 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:31,799 Speaker 1: a thing like this. I mean, this is but you're 44 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 1: being so cavalier about it, you know. Yeah, I know honestly, 45 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 1: this is probably gonna cost me my job. And I 46 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:39,120 Speaker 1: know that. That's why I just wanted to call and 47 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:43,399 Speaker 1: give you the news myself. Probably gonna cost to your job. 48 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:48,760 Speaker 1: This is definitely going to cost you your job. Husband's off. 49 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 1: I did what. We've got it in the cooler that's 50 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 1: on ice right now. Well, it's on ice so we 51 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 1: could keep it aliveing gonna put it back on him, 52 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:05,440 Speaker 1: so Jo sectually, Well, you know, for some other guys, 53 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 1: it might be a major surgery for him. Let's be honest, 54 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:12,919 Speaker 1: it's not gonna be that tough. TI what I I'm 55 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,560 Speaker 1: just saying, He's not as Why are you trying to 56 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,959 Speaker 1: say it doesn't matter how big it is, you dad 57 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 1: work again. We should be able to get it to 58 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 1: work just fine. I mean, it probably doesn't work well 59 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:27,600 Speaker 1: for you as it is. Anyway, I'm going to shoot 60 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:31,919 Speaker 1: your mother's ass. I'm going to own that practice. But ma'am, 61 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 1: it was it was an accident. You're not going to 62 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 1: end up in prison. We've burned up behind you, extragically 63 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 1: putting his hospital. Hey, Sandy, this is actually Jewel from 64 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 1: Briak and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two 65 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you once. Yeah, 66 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 1: your husband set you up. It's a joke, he says. 67 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 1: He's been freaked out about going to get it a 68 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 1: second me and wanted to screw with you a little bit. Oh, 69 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's okay. Your husband's junk 70 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:08,520 Speaker 1: is fully intact. As far as I know, you are 71 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:09,840 Speaker 1: shick and twisted.