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Speaker 3: They're not gonna answer, honey, that's all the pumpkin.

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Speaker 1: There's no way to anticipate their behavior given the Instead

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Speaker 1: ring Hello, It's hello.

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Speaker 3: Can you answer Luke the phone? Hello, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: The show's calling. Is anybody there? I hope you're not

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Speaker 3: interrupting speaking will loosen? I like, well loosen.

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Speaker 3: I call will loosen when I when I have a

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Speaker 5: Hey i've got those I got those big meat. I

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Speaker 1: Lou Yes, what's up? You know everything?

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Speaker 3: Tell me everything, don't leave out a thing. We don't

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Speaker 1: That's a real sword. People don't know that.

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Speaker 4: I think he's having a good time. He's likes you.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to ask about that. May I host the show?

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Speaker 3: You know I have will you?

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Speaker 5: It's crazy well, you know, I will do it in

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Speaker 1: And we have to say, say who our guys are?

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Speaker 3: Is that?

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Speaker 5: Theoretically, I would do months of work leading up to

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Speaker 5: But you know, we can also we do like a

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Speaker 1: My guy is a stripped down virgin. So stripped down virgin. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so that's exactly what you pick. That's exactly what I

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Speaker 4: Okay, great he.

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Speaker 1: Is you say skills, Yeah, he needs skills.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, my guy's probably Marshall Mathers. Then, okay, does

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Speaker 4: So does that mean he's Eminem before he's Eminem or

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Speaker 4: is it Eminem with all of Eminem's skills? Now I don't.

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Speaker 5: Like, okay, great, we've got two characters, all right, We've

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Speaker 5: we've got Marshall Mathers. Great, that's that's a hot start.

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Speaker 5: I can already see this party coming.

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Speaker 1: Marshall Mathers is probably looking at my guy and doing

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Speaker 1: that thing he did where he's like, hey, I'm not

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Speaker 2: But you, I mean, you just talked about like.

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Speaker 3: Murdering a mutant in the Eminem store and then I said,

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Speaker 3: I'm Marshall Mathers, who's name is the Eminem? And I

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Speaker 5: Can't well, Hey, Marshall Mathers is a great name. You

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Speaker 5: don't have to be Eminem. You could just be Marshall Mathers.

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Speaker 3: And I think I want I think that.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you just want to be names Martre.

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Speaker 3: Different people actually because they're slim shady a which is

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Speaker 5: Okay, So we got a stripped down version and we

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Speaker 5: got we got Marshall Mathers. The next thing you have

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Speaker 4: Can be sorry. Science class you want, like you want

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Speaker 1: That just seems where I get to do the most

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Speaker 2: Okay, sure, okay, yeah, sure, I guess.

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Speaker 3: I had some problems in science class. I was actually

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Speaker 4: Okay, so one of you one of your classes.

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Speaker 3: Anxiety that happened to me as well.

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Speaker 1: They made me take a shower, you know that emergency

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Speaker 3: Didn't even know my name.

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Speaker 4: Do you say teachers plural?

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Speaker 1: Yes, the teachers in the student I went to a

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Speaker 4: Okay, this is this is backstory for your character.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sure we can use this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and so okay, and so I would effectively, I mean,

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Speaker 1: it just made sense then, Like I was famously a

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Speaker 3: One thing I know about my school experience is that, well,

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Speaker 3: the thing I remember saying is pede on beyond free lunch,

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Speaker 3: then change school every three months. So I got peede On,

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Speaker 3: so I'd probably be in the science shower, you know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, one hundred. So okay, so we got

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Speaker 5: a we gotta we have science class. And then did

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Speaker 3: Oh am, I not in the same class as you can.

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Speaker 4: You can be in I guess I wouldn't.

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Speaker 3: Because i'd be I'd be changing schools.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because you all the because all the piss.

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Speaker 3: Right, Can I just be at recess? Okay, whole class.

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Speaker 3: So we've got a recess class, and.

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Speaker 5: So we can kind of extrapolate that out to some

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Speaker 5: skills for science and some skills for recess. You're more

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Speaker 5: of a martial kind of physical guy. You know, you

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Speaker 3: Hey, you know what I say? Whatever happened to catching

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Speaker 3: a good old fashioned passionate ass whipping and getting your shoes,

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Speaker 3: coat and your hat took in? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like that's how it used to be when I was

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why does he want that? Well, why did marshall

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Speaker 3: fathers want that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Why does he want that? Down? You're saying what happened

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Speaker 3: to it?

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Speaker 1: He's just asking questions about what happened my recollection is

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Speaker 1: this used to happen?

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Speaker 4: Okay, so.

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Speaker 3: I'm walking around. I think what happened to it in

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Speaker 1: It probably still is happening somewhere right. What happened to us?

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Speaker 1: Getting a passionate ass whoopon.

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Speaker 3: Getting your shoes, coat in your hat? Took it?

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Speaker 1: And this is what this is what it is, I mean,

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Speaker 1: this is what it can be.

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 1: Is much?

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Speaker 3: Hey, I can't believe we have to do this.

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Speaker 4: I mean again, you don't have to. I'm not I'm not.

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Speaker 3: Clue h.

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Speaker 1: True, Yeah, it's it's really you could not be more mistaken.

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Speaker 1: I'm seeing you do this, and all these other people

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Speaker 3: People are like, oh my gosh, I like that they do.

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Speaker 3: I'm going, are you fucking kidding me? What about what

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Speaker 5: They're going, No, well, hey, we're gonna get you guys

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Speaker 5: on board. I think I have everything from.

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Speaker 1: Far away too. I just hear them from a very

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Speaker 1: far distance, just yelling.

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Speaker 4: At you from so far if seeing me, seeing as

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Speaker 4: in real life, this is your guy's quest. I'm happy

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Speaker 3: Is like we just can do normal stuff. We have

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Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of a little bit. Yeah, it helps, it helps.

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Speaker 4: It just it's kind of what we're all doing. And

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Speaker 4: then so the thing uh you need to know if uh,

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Speaker 4: and for those of you at home that can't see,

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Speaker 4: I'm assuming you guys don't have a bunch of polyhedral

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Speaker 4: dice just kind of hanging out with you, like nearby

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Speaker 4: your station and workstations at all times. Wow, just have

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Speaker 4: a bunch of these? Do you have a bunch of this?

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Speaker 1: I have a little device right here that I can spin.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah that'll.

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Speaker 1: I can spin this just yeah, we can use that.

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Speaker 1: This has kind of a little crazy. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to say crazy. These are these are interesting at least

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Speaker 1: eyes Yeah, I can. I can spin him when I

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Speaker 4: Awesome. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Well, if there comes a moment where we need, uh,

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Speaker 5: you know, Sean, do you have anything close?

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Speaker 1: Hang on?

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, great, all right, that's a knife?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 4: And that is that is also useful? Uh?

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Speaker 3: I have a blade.

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Speaker 1: John Sewan's famous line is that's not a knife. Oh wait, yes,

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Speaker 4: Kind of like a new Vogue crocodile.

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Speaker 1: Dundee ye Oh wait sorry wait wait wait see oh wait.

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Speaker 2: Please allow me to apologize.

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Speaker 3: I closed her inspection. That is a knife. I think

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Speaker 3: I was so ready to dismiss it as not a knife.

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Speaker 3: And isn't this a lesson? Don't we do this not

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Speaker 3: just in this situation, but with other things where you know,

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Speaker 3: we come in with these pre conceived notions of what

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Speaker 3: So let me offer you my hand in apology. Put

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Speaker 3: the knife down first, please, and let's shake together.

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Speaker 1: What's my guy? My guy doesn't have a name, Kevin,

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Speaker 1: get can you give my guy a name? Please?

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Speaker 3: Name Jengus.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Jengus, Jengus, Jengus.

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Speaker 5: So, because you guys don't have can I'll be rolling

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Speaker 5: I promise you roll them.

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Speaker 1: Oh you take that big box, you turn upside down,

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Speaker 1: go go everywhere.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's that's the way it goes.

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Speaker 3: Baby, What if it's Jegus Khan but it's spelled like

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Speaker 3: the con Film Festival.

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Speaker 1: Or James Conn, James Cotton, Jamis Jamis Khan.

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Speaker 4: So this is this is the adventure of Jingis Khan

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Speaker 4: and Marshall Mathers.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, And then it says different stories on it.

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Speaker 1: What the dice? It says different stories.

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Speaker 4: No, it has so it has different numbers, and so

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Speaker 4: we'll roll it and based.

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Speaker 2: On those loaded my man, No, hey, I have no

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Speaker 4: I stake my whole honor, all right, as a D

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Speaker 4: D society on these being honest dice.

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Speaker 3: All right, Hey, they can wait these things. What they

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Speaker 3: do is they preload the dice with with unevenly distributed weight,

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Speaker 3: so it lands on the number that's to their advantage.

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Speaker 3: So that's something they can see getting hosed. You can

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Speaker 3: is a fair game of jungeon Man, and instead what

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Speaker 3: it ends up being is you're getting hosed and just.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Lou, nobody's getting hosed.

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Speaker 3: I guess I've got no choice.

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Speaker 4: Hey, exactly, I've got you between a rock and a

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Speaker 1: I did get hosed, so actually my character did get

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Speaker 5: Okay, so this is and that's another time where they

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Speaker 5: took you. They said the shower is not working, so

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Speaker 5: they took you outside.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they said, this shower is somehow not getting the

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Speaker 1: job done.

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Speaker 3: You can take you into the bathroom. I got beet

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Speaker 3: up in the bathroom by a kid named DiAngelo. Bailey

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Speaker 3: is part one of the stories that I tell some

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Speaker 3: of my songs. Wow.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if it was his real name, Wow something,

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Speaker 2: and to think about.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll we'll hold that in our hearts. Okay, I

446
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 4: think we're ready to begin the adventure. A clear, starlet night,

447
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:20,880
Speaker 4: the moon hangs high in the sky. As we descend

448
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 4: over a forest of evergreen pine trees. We find ourselves

449
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 4: upon a road, a gentle road, a lonely road that

450
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 4: cuts through this, uh, this beautiful forest, coming upon a.

451
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 3: Small are we outside.

452
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,880
Speaker 5: Well, this is just narration. This is just set up.

453
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 5: I'm just setting I'm saying we we haven't met you guys.

454
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 5: Yet we're gonna get We're gonna get there. But you'll

455
00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 5: you'll be you'll be inside the tavern. Uh uh uh but.

456
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 1: Taverns. There's already a tavern. It's a magic one. There's

457
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 1: already a magic one. There's what about old fashioned speakeasy?

458
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:18,440
Speaker 4: Okay, great, yeah, we can do that, okay. Uh. Cutting

459
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 4: through the the the gentle road, cutting through the forest

460
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 4: comes upon uh a barber shop, but would to most

461
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,880
Speaker 4: people would think as a barber shop. But going in,

462
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 4: there's no barb secret.

463
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 1: It's fake barber shop.

464
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 4: There's a there's a mirror and if you're pressing the.

465
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:44,879
Speaker 3: Shaving room down, I like this mirror.

466
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 4: It's open and there's cools.

467
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 3: What do I say, what's passed? Tiger blood? Tiger blood winning?

468
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 4: Of course. Walking down the stairs, you come to a

469
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 4: door with one of those like slidey holes, and the

470
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 4: guy opens him and he says password, and you say

471
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 4: tiger blood.

472
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 3: It should be oh, it should be no, Hayes, No,

473
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 3: I like that. Hayes and Lou you can work on

474
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,719
Speaker 3: this with us too. He's something you ask for at

475
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:17,360
Speaker 3: the barber shop, like you want, like a special like like.

476
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 4: You want like a high tight.

477
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 3: Like yes, like I'm I'm here for the the secret perm,

478
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 3: the secret perm one secret perm. Please?

479
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:32,360
Speaker 1: How about how about it's called how about? The password

480
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: is chicken perm chicken perm shot chicken.

481
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 4: So of course the door slides open you utter the

482
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 4: uh if you utter the secret phrase, I'd like one chicken,

483
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:54,199
Speaker 4: I'd like a chicken perm. Door opens created sweet sense

484
00:27:54,760 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 4: of old wine and hot cider. As we enter this

485
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 4: speakeasy uh. And over in the corner we find joy

486
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 4: a beer and and whatever. Marshall Mathers is drinking.

487
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 3: A rotten peach.

488
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 4: Uh. Sipping a beer and a rotten pete. Sitting in

489
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 4: the corner are our two heroes, Marshall Mathers and and

490
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 4: Jengus Chngus Cohn like the film festival.

491
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 3: Oh you know what? You know what I actually sit on?

492
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 3: Oh Bacardi Dark.

493
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 4: Zipping up a cardy dark.

494
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 3: I'm having a bald Molson and a mold.

495
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 4: Spiced spiced bulson. A mold bullson are our two heroes.

496
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 3: Is how I used to make the party start?

497
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 4: Can you describe your characters for us?

498
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 3: Uh?

499
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 4: Marshall when you look like, what's your peers.

500
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 3: I'm wearing a Detroit Tigers hat. Okay, T shirt really

501
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 3: long T shirt?

502
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 4: Great?

503
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: No bottoms, yeah, I'm.

504
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 3: There's bottoms, but you're not going to see him under.

505
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: This T shirt?

506
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 4: Great? Great? Uh?

507
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 5: And uh jengis I'm assuming you're naked? Yeah?

508
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 3: Ye, naked man straight up.

509
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 4: But that's in this speakeasy. That's common knowledge.

510
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 5: Most people know that you are that you're you're the uh,

511
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 5: you're the stripped down version of legend.

512
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm virsional, visibly virginal.

513
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 4: You see that the bartender comes out from around the bar,

514
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 4: walks up to your table. Can I get your lads

515
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 4: any more drink?

516
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm mm hmm.

517
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 1: I want to use my talking to him? Or am

518
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: I talking to you?

519
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 4: Oh?

520
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 5: I am him the Yeah, I'm the I'm the bartender.

521
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 5: I'm playing the bartender. That's I'm doing a voice and

522
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 5: I'm doing We're in the world.

523
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 3: We're in it, uh lose in yeah show.

524
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's part of it.

525
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 5: That's yeah, that's part of it. I like I kind

526
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 5: of and that's your guy. I am I'm all the guys.

527
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 5: I'm all the guys that aren't you. What's this one?

528
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 5: This is a bartender?

529
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 3: But what's it like what's his deal? Like, what's his name?

530
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 4: You guys?

531
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 3: Are you made me do all this stuff?

532
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 4: Okay? All right, Hey, he's just a fucking bartender, all right.

533
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,719
Speaker 4: He wears a fucking apron, a blue fucking apron.

534
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 1: Okay, great blue. That's all I'm asking, all.

535
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 4: Right, a blue apron and a white T shirt and

536
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,959
Speaker 4: a great khaki pants and his hair is orange. And

537
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 4: he looks at you and he says, do you want

538
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 4: another fucking drink? Okay?

539
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 1: Exactly, that's all I was asking. That's really nice. That's

540
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: a really nice character. Now I feel like actually understand

541
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 1: what's happening, and.

542
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 3: We're all either playing field where it's not like one

543
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 3: person's doing a fucking shit ton of work. Me and

544
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 3: everyone else is just kind of relaxing through the whole show.

545
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 4: All right, you know that's fine, that's fine.

546
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 1: The answer is yes, I would like another drink. I

547
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 1: brought a hydro flask. Please put my molson in the flask.

548
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: If you need to measure it, you need to fill

549
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 1: it up all the way. I understand that's like more

550
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: than a normal serving of moleson, but it's got residual

551
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 1: spices in there that I would like to not not

552
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 1: go to waste.

553
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 5: Okay, so this is gonna be our first skill check

554
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 5: because that's not normally how they would do things at

555
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 5: a bar, right, So you need.

556
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 3: To be that.

557
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: I know that it's it's it's a larger vessel, yes

558
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: than normal for av a beer. I understand that. You

559
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: don't have to tell me. It's how you normally do things.

560
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 4: Okay.

561
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 5: So now I'm gonna step out of the character and

562
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 5: become Lou again. So I'm gonna roll a dice because

563
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 5: we need to see how you do on persuading this bar.

564
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 3: Where to go?

565
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 4: Who the bartender?

566
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 3: Where?

567
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 2: I guess where did Lou go? You said it to you?

568
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 4: Well, I so, I'm I'm so I play all the

569
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 4: characters and the world.

570
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I understand that.

571
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 4: Okay, So I so I I didn't go anywhere. I'm

572
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 4: always I'm here.

573
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 3: I am the Okay, great, I know, I yes, I know?

574
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: But where is he?

575
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 4: I'm right here?

576
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 5: Hey, guys, I feel like we're starting to fight, and

577
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 5: I don't want to fight, all right. I want to

578
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 5: have a fun time playing D and D because you guys,

579
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 5: everyone's speaking.

580
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 3: Don't they fight in D and D?

581
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: I mean, we'll fight, well, they're not even allowed to

582
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 1: fight anymore.

583
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 4: No, you guys will fight. We'll have a fight. We'll

584
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 4: get to a fight.

585
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 3: Intrigue. Okay, there not even allowed to fight.

586
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 2: Literally this persuasion check.

587
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 4: Oh okay, so you rolled a natural twenty. That's the

588
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 4: best you can do. Uh.

589
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 5: So that's that's a critical success. And so immediately you

590
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 5: see the bartender looks at you and he says, uh,

591
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 5: oh jingis of course anything for the legendary fik hey

592
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:33,959
Speaker 5: for you, buddy, Hey what did you not have sex?

593
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 5: And you see he grabs the flask, takes it behind

594
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 5: the bar, and proceeds to fill it all the way up.

595
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 3: That fucking kicks ass. Holy shit.

596
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 5: Uh Marshall, Uh Marshall, I'm gonna have you make a

597
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:50,479
Speaker 5: perception check. So that's just you're kind of looking around

598
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 5: the room, kind of taking things in.

599
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 3: Uh.

600
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 5: And you got a three, which isn't very good. Uh,

601
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 5: but you feel eyes on you.

602
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 3: You game me three.

603
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 4: I didn't. I didn't give you a three. I rolled

604
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 4: the dice.

605
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 3: It was that three sucks. Sheah, you roll the dice

606
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,359
Speaker 3: and it turned out to you roll the three. If

607
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 3: I roll the dice, who knows what happens. Maybe I

608
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 3: got a big natural plenty maybe.

609
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 4: I mean, you know right now, heyes has got the

610
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 4: big natural twenties. All right, you have a three natural uh.

611
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 4: And you see you feel eyes are on you in

612
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:26,360
Speaker 4: the room, but you can't tell where they're coming from.

613
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 3: Okay, they're somebody's head. I mean.

614
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably with this crazy ship, it's probably.

615
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 3: No, That's what I'm realizing.

616
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: Isn't their nipple or some insane thing.

617
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 3: Coming out of their damn ass cheeks? No, I mean

618
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 3: that's where the eyes could be in this because everything's

619
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 3: so messed up. Now, this is what we have to do.

620
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 3: We used to do a show where people's eyes were

621
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 3: in their head and for a long time, I think

622
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 3: it works pretty well.

623
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: You'll agree, ass cheek.

624
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 5: I'm gonna make a preception check for uh for Jenkus.

625
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 5: M hm, that's a thirteen for Jenkus.

626
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 3: Uh.

627
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 4: Jus.

628
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 5: You see that across the bar there's a guy who's

629
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 5: on like a table on all fours kind with his

630
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 5: ass pointed toward you.

631
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 3: Wow, And I'm like, what's up?

632
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 4: Uh, it's he's on the other side of the bar, Okay.

633
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 3: And I doff my cap, so let me ask so

634
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 3: I guess I'm not fully nude. I am wearing.

635
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 4: Trying to cap off. Uh yeah, what's up, Sean?

636
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 3: If you d rolled, if you had done a good

637
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 3: job rolling my number, oh and and and and you

638
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 3: like really did it what I have been able to

639
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 3: see where the eyes were coming from, you would have

640
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 3: thought it so.

641
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:04,280
Speaker 1: Cool.

642
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 3: I think I'm starting to like the dungeon game because

643
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:15,439
Speaker 3: it's because it's so I'm trying to see. So it's

644
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 3: like you're gonna look around, and if you roll a

645
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 3: high number, it's like you see what you're looking for.

646
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,479
Speaker 3: And if you don't, you're like, I can't fucking see

647
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 3: jack shit.

648
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,479
Speaker 4: But I can tell him. You can't tell him, of course,

649
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 4: jus that's in the rules. Yes, that is a loud.

650
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 3: That is okay, Marsha would like to talk to Jangis please, yes.

651
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 1: Don't look now, marsh This fool's got eyeballs and his

652
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: damn ass cheek and he's pointing Tushi visions straight at

653
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 1: yours truly.

654
00:36:55,480 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 3: Oh my wow, that rocks need to be whoever I want.

655
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 4: Marshall, is there anything you want to do?

656
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 3: You?

657
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 5: Now see what the guy on all fours with his

658
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 5: ass pointed at you guys from across the speakeasy.

659
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 3: I would probably battle him.

660
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 1: Sorry, I would battle battle a battle.

661
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 4: So are you so you're just gonna run? And does

662
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 4: Marshall have a weapon or yeah?

663
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, rap battle. Yeah, that's what he's saying.

664
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 4: A point. You're going to spit with Marshall at at

665
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 4: the ass man?

666
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: Yeah?

667
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 4: Great?

668
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 5: Uh you uh you see you stand up to spit

669
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 5: at the ass man.

670
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 4: You see the ass man hops off the table.

671
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 5: He stands on his legs, on his hands and his

672
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 5: uh you see kind of like voltron. His feet go

673
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,840
Speaker 5: from being above his head to kind of sliding down

674
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 5: and uh where like the gap, and his pants kind

675
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 5: of opens up like a mouth, like his cheeks like

676
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 5: his cheeks can talk.

677
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 4: Uh. And he says, uh, you have I hated all

678
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 4: of your most recent albums, and we'll go ahead and

679
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 4: roll initiative. So that's gonna determine who goes first in combat.

680
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 4: And so this is in the rap battle.

681
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 5: So this is for the ass man. Uh, he got

682
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:40,840
Speaker 5: a fifteen. This is for Marshall, he got a five.

683
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:41,919
Speaker 4: Uh.

684
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:46,760
Speaker 5: And this is for Jngus. Jangus also got a fifteen.

685
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 5: And because Jenkus is naked, he's he's more You're sorry. Yeah,

686
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 5: you're tied, but you're naked and more dexterous than the

687
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 5: ass man. So you'll go first it uh. And so

688
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 5: we slow down combat so that we can everyone can

689
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 5: kind of make turns and choices in this kind of uh,

690
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 5: in this kind of heated moment of the beginning of

691
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 5: the rap battle. Jengus, what do you want to do

692
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 5: at the beginning of this rap battle? You see your

693
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 5: friend standing up, pants, shirt, long, hat low, ready to

694
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 5: spit spit.

695
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 4: Bars at this ass man.

696
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 1: I throw this man out the window. I said that.

697
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 1: That's I guess that's why they call it window pane o.

698
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:36,240
Speaker 4: Great.

699
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:40,399
Speaker 5: Great, you're gonna make an opposed athletics check. I'm gonna

700
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 5: roll both guys. You'll be this one, He'll be that one.

701
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 1: Can I just do it? Can I just do it?

702
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 4: No?

703
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 1: Can I please just do it? We just we just

704
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:51,399
Speaker 1: did this.

705
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 4: We have to keep rolling. That's part of the game

706
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:54,800
Speaker 4: rolling is.

707
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 1: Can I just do one thing? Can I please just

708
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 1: do this one thing? It it's really important to me.

709
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 5: Hey, I know, I know, and I Hey, I'm I

710
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 5: have high hopes you're gonna do it. But we have

711
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 5: to roll the dice. It's part of the game.

712
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: Okay, just say that. I just you can say whatever

713
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 1: you want that.

714
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 4: You got a nineteen and he got a twelve, so

715
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 4: you succeed.

716
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 5: Uh.

717
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 4: You throw him out of.

718
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 1: The din't have to be such a ordeal every single time,

719
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: But well, thank you. I guess, Well, it would be

720
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,360
Speaker 1: nice if I could just do one thing that I

721
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: want to do, then we don't have to.

722
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,799
Speaker 5: It gives its stakes, it makes it, you know, so

723
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,760
Speaker 5: you can't throw it out of the window every time.

724
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 1: I didn't say every time. I just wanted to do it.

725
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 1: This one time.

726
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 3: Asked if he could do it, and he asked pretty nicely.

727
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 4: Uh.

728
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 3: Well, I guess I don't have a voice in this

729
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 3: because I, uh somehow roll the five.

730
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:57,760
Speaker 5: Well, hmm, you toss ask man out the window, he says,

731
00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,359
Speaker 5: You say, that's why I said.

732
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 3: I guess. I guess that's why they call a window pane.

733
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 4: Uh.

734
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 5: He says, Oh, that sounds like some ship lyrics from

735
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 5: uh from from your boy over there he is.

736
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 3: Gonna lyrics aren't good?

737
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 4: Uh? I think so?

738
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 5: Uh, you tossed him out the window, doing five points

739
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 5: of damage as he goes.

740
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 4: You see that kind of uh there there cuts along his.

741
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,839
Speaker 5: Kind of assy, the cheeks kind of get streaked with

742
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 5: blood as he goes through the window.

743
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:27,919
Speaker 4: Uh you see that he's gonna come.

744
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 5: Uh he's gonna climb back in the window and run

745
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:35,280
Speaker 5: and punch uh punch Marshall.

746
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 4: Or no, actually, excuse me. He has a knife.

747
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 5: He's gonna pull out a knife and he's gonna run

748
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 5: and try and stab Marshall.

749
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,720
Speaker 4: Wow, that's a crip. Uh.

750
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 5: He's gonna do double damage you and on your turn,

751
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:54,720
Speaker 5: you'll get to use your knife.

752
00:41:54,840 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 3: On your turn, you'll get to use your knife. Okay.

753
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 4: Uh that's fourteen points of jamage.

754
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 3: Uh.

755
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 4: You see he runs and absolutely guts you, Marshall. He

756
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 4: guts you.

757
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 3: Uh.

758
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 5: He stabs you deep in your stomach and goes You

759
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 5: should have responded to the stand uh and he turns it hard.

760
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 4: Uh. You only have one HP left. You're on death's door.

761
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 4: But it is your turn.

762
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 3: So do I roll again or anything?

763
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 4: What do you want to do? Well, what do you

764
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:26,839
Speaker 4: want to do?

765
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 3: What do I want to do?

766
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 4: Yeah? You could do it like you know Jenkison. Okay, yeah,

767
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:44,800
Speaker 4: all right, spin on fire. Okay, Okay, So I'm gonna code.

768
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 4: I'm gonna use.

769
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 3: Called no no, wait, what are you gonna do?

770
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:54,800
Speaker 5: There's a spell called vicious mockery in your in the game,

771
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 5: and so he's you're gonna spit your bars and then

772
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 5: he's gonna make a wisdom saving threat and if he fails,

773
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 5: your bars will do max damage and if not, your

774
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 5: bars will do some damage but not as much.

775
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 3: Okay, let's try it.

776
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 5: Okay, so he's gonna resist. He only got an eight.

777
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 5: Uh so your bars do max damage. Now, wonder what's

778
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 5: Marshall's hot bars that he's spitting at the ass man?

779
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 3: Okay, hang on. There's several different levels. The devil worshiping horses, heads,

780
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 3: human sacrifices, cannibals, candles and exicism, animals having sex with them, camels,

781
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:34,760
Speaker 3: mammals and rabbits.

782
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 2: But I don't get into that. I kicked the habit.

783
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 2: I just beat you to death.

784
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 3: The weapons that eat through the flex I'll never eat

785
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 3: you unless the fucking meat looks freshed. I gotta lie

786
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 3: in in my bock got I'm lying. I got an

787
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 3: eye and in my bockget and maybe I'm just dying

788
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 3: the cockume he's ready for you.

789
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:51,319
Speaker 5: See, Uh, jingis as your friend starts to spit, uh hit,

790
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 5: his words uh turn into uh you see the wind

791
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 5: that carries his words turns into little bits of embers.

792
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 4: That uh scorch and uh burn the ass man's face.

793
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 3: Hey, man high Crawford, you want to say, Hi? What's up? Dude?

794
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 4: Hey? What's up? Man?

795
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: Does he does he get to be? Let's figure out

796
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:15,319
Speaker 1: who his guy is?

797
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 3: Yeah?

798
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 4: Who's his character?

799
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 3: Who do you want to be? Who do you want

800
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 3: your character to be? We're playing like a.

801
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 1: Like some kind of imaginary game or something.

802
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 3: It's like a pretend game where you like make up

803
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 3: a guy that you're gonna be.

804
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:32,919
Speaker 1: It's like there's like wizards.

805
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 3: And yeah, like you as so, who do you so?

806
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 3: Who do you want to be? A ghost? A ghost?

807
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 4: Okay, great, so we got a ghost, Vivian, what do

808
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 4: you want to be? Okay?

809
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 3: She wants to be a dolphin?

810
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,400
Speaker 2: Okay, so we have a dolphin and is that okay?

811
00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 4: Yeah?

812
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, we can make I make it exceptions for children,

813
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 5: you too.

814
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 4: I have to hold to a higher standard. But these

815
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 4: children can do literally whatever they be.

816
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 3: I'll do a very high standard.

817
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 4: Hey, yeah, they don't know why.

818
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 3: He's paying me here, and why that pen isn't there. Yeah,

819
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 3: you made that for me.

820
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 2: That was like a pen holder, like a cup you

821
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 2: made me with dinosaurs on it.

822
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,760
Speaker 3: All right, I gotta get back to the show, bud.

823
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 3: But this outfit looks amazing.

824
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 4: Bye bye bye.

825
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 3: So that's what this is.

826
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 1: It's just like so crazy to me that this kind

827
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 1: of stuff is like so popular. I'll go with it.

828
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 5: Hey, it's real doing it. And yeah, you see that

829
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 5: the rap lyrics from Marshall turn into bits of flame

830
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 5: that burn as man's face. Uh and uh you guys

831
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 5: kill him. Uh and just in time he dies. And

832
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 5: the guy walks over with your hydro flask, Jenkis and

833
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 5: he says, uh, filler up.

834
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 4: Well I filled her up. Okay, I filled her up.

835
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:11,280
Speaker 1: Sorry, this is forever Well the bartender with the gray

836
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: with the white tea shirt and the great I haven't

837
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:17,240
Speaker 1: seen this guy took forever.

838
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 2: Well you moved, hey man, I thought you moved.

839
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,280
Speaker 4: Hey, you guys started to fight my speak easy.

840
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 3: I don't think is it this guy?

841
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: I mean, this is one of those bartenders who's like, hey,

842
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: get out of my bar. It's like it's probably not

843
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: your bar, man. Well, I just out here.

844
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:38,320
Speaker 4: I'm a manager.

845
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 3: It's not yours though.

846
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 1: You just like being the manager doesn't mean that you

847
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,919
Speaker 1: it's like your bar.

848
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 4: Well, when I'm managing, I'm the one who's in charge.

849
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 4: Would you guys would be just awful mean to me?

850
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 3: I mean you're just the Yeah, I mean you're just

851
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 3: ultimately you're an employee for the person who owns the bar.

852
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 3: So it's like you don't have to be that invested

853
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 3: in it.

854
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 4: But the owner always talks about how we're all one family.

855
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 2: You can quiet quit, you should quiet quit.

856
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:18,240
Speaker 4: What is quiet quitting? I've never heard of quiet quitting.

857
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 5: I'm a I'm a bartender in a speakeasy in a

858
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 5: fantasy land.

859
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:31,280
Speaker 3: Okay, uh, all right, an odd thing to say.

860
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 1: Well, you're the now and so now I just want

861
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 1: to point out now that you want to like do

862
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: your thing, there's no no one has to roll anything.

863
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like you just get to do whatever you want.

864
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 4: You're just talking.

865
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 1: You don't have to roll and get like a sentence

866
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: like skill or some insane shit.

867
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 5: Well, if you if you want to do something significant,

868
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 5: like if you wanted to like make this, if you

869
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 5: wanted to make this bar.

870
00:47:56,320 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 1: I actually think a conversation between two, Like human being

871
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 1: he's making a connection is significant. I mean I understand

872
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: that's like not like in this day and age, that's

873
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: very an antiquated concept. But I actually think it really

874
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:14,760
Speaker 1: is significant for two people to make an actual human connection,

875
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:15,760
Speaker 1: not on their phones.

876
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 4: Well you can. You want to make an insight check

877
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 4: as to how it's going with the bartender?

878
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, okay, that would be really nice.

879
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 5: You only got a two. You think this conversation's going great.

880
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 5: You think you and this guy are getting along really good.

881
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 5: You don't think his feelings are hurt. You think, honestly,

882
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,919
Speaker 5: maybe you should go harder. Maybe he really needs Maybe

883
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 5: today's the day he needs to hear what you have

884
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 5: to say, Lou.

885
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 1: Why don't you roll a number for yourself?

886
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:43,399
Speaker 4: Okay?

887
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 3: Oh I missed, Okay, and that's just fine to do.

888
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 4: Okay, I got a five?

889
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 3: Okay, hang on reply. I'm opening up a book to

890
00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 3: a random page from the and then I'm a signing

891
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 3: you the fifth word because you roll the five.

892
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 4: And what am I supposed to do with the word?

893
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 1: Buddy?

894
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 3: It's your game? Man.

895
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 1: That sounds like something almost like a code that Robert

896
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 1: Robert Langdon who tells people to shut up with.

897
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 4: Roll the number. Shut up, Wait, shut up, hold on.

898
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 3: Shut up, I'm reading something.

899
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 4: Hold on why for?

900
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 3: I don't know why.

901
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 4: Uh ship ship.

902
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 5: But yeah, so you know, I mean, hey, guys,