Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, Hey, it's gone on. Okay, so we've been
Speaker 2: talking for like half an hour already, and y'all don't
Speaker 2: get to hear that.
Speaker 1: But Sidney, can you just repeat what you just said.
Speaker 3: I love the listeners. I love y'all. Y'all are great.
Speaker 3: It's awesome. I love feedback. I love all of it.
Speaker 3: But some of the feedback is not your place. Just
Speaker 3: like sometimes I get messages it's like, oh, thank you
Speaker 3: for telling me about like your alcoholism and your depression
Speaker 3: and your relationship and all that stuff. And that's great,
Speaker 3: but I just feel like sometimes people overstep their boundaries
Speaker 3: and they'll tell me like, oh, I you know, I
Speaker 3: feel like it's always something going wrong and you should
Speaker 3: be more positive about yourself. And like that episode where
Speaker 3: I was saying, oh, you know, I'm worried about not
Speaker 3: being funny and like how I'm supposed to be on
Speaker 3: stage or me not doing my job, and they're just like,
Speaker 3: I think you need to be more positive about things
Speaker 3: because because things are going well in your life and
Speaker 3: it just seems like nothing is right and and it's
Speaker 3: which is.
Speaker 2: Like a bold thing to text somebody, like to send
Speaker 2: the message to somebody that they need to be more positive,
Speaker 2: Like let me be sad for a day, let me
Speaker 2: be in a funky mood for a few days, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like that's I think part of
Speaker 2: being a human being is like I'm allowed to be sad.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna and I'm allowed to sit in that sometimes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I'm not saying that you're a sad person. Obviously
Speaker 2: you're you know, a ray of sunshine regularly. But uh,
Speaker 2: you know, I think maybe that person just wants you
Speaker 2: to not talk bad about yourself, you specifically, right, like
Speaker 2: don't don't self deprecate.
Speaker 1: Maybe is that maybe that was this I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but like sometimes when you message or whatever,
Speaker 3: I just I don't know the context.
Speaker 1: I don't or I don't know you.
Speaker 3: So to me, it's just like, Okay, I'm getting these
Speaker 3: random messages. Some of them are good, and then some
Speaker 3: of them stick out and they're like, oh wait, who
Speaker 3: are you? Like what are you saying?
Speaker 2: And isn't it crazy how we only like we can
Speaker 2: have a million positive comments or a million and.
Speaker 1: I repost them.
Speaker 3: I just want you to know every time you guys
Speaker 3: write something or I'm like actively trying to put them
Speaker 3: in the stories and let people know like, ah, we
Speaker 3: appreciate all these nice comments.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're just the mean ones too. Sometimes. Yes
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 4: I do yesterday, Yeah I do.
Speaker 1: You guys, we're people. When you cut us, do we
Speaker 1: not bleed?
Speaker 3: I mean we are for our shade and we are
Speaker 3: we can be very mean and we get it. I
Speaker 3: mean we read some of your comments out loud and
Speaker 3: then we have we have notes, so I know. But
Speaker 3: I think on a on a real note, like it's
Speaker 3: just social media. You say something and you don't know, Oh,
Speaker 3: this person is actually reading this, and you don't know
Speaker 3: what they're going through, how their day was, and they
Speaker 3: might take it like this is like bigger than what
Speaker 3: it is. So send me a voice mamo, because I
Speaker 3: can't read these messages. Just tell me about how you feel,
Speaker 3: and just so I can hear the tone.
Speaker 1: Are you laughing? You be like, hey girl, you know
Speaker 1: you gotta be more positive. I'm just reading.
Speaker 3: I just look at your picture and I'm be like, oh,
Speaker 3: this bitch, this is how her voice sounds, and this
Speaker 3: is how she's talking to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's yelling at me right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, Sidney, I want you to be happy.
Speaker 2: I want Andrew to be happy. I want everybody I
Speaker 2: want to be happy. I want everybody to thrive. But
Speaker 2: like the thing about this podcast is that the more
Speaker 2: listeners we get and the bigger the podcast gets, the
Speaker 2: more annoying some of y'all becomes. So it's like, you know,
Speaker 2: the cool core people that started with us, sometimes they
Speaker 2: feel like entitled. Like people will comment on posts that
Speaker 2: I put now on Instagram and be like, I've.
Speaker 1: Been with you since YouTube. I'm one of the original people.
Speaker 2: And it's like, wha those YouTube videos were like five
Speaker 2: six years old. Yeah, And people are like, yes, but
Speaker 2: I've been here from the beginning, and it's like that
Speaker 2: doesn't I mean it's great, but like that doesn't I
Speaker 2: don't owe you something because of that, right, Like I'm
Speaker 2: a grown as person that you still don't know. You
Speaker 2: watch a couple of videos and you listen to a
Speaker 2: couple episodes and people are like, uh, classic Berie or Sidney, didn't,
Speaker 2: didn't Ramona set and it's like somebody' I was doing
Speaker 2: too much?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's it's fine, but I just feel like
Speaker 3: it's hard.
Speaker 1: I mean, right now, I got too.
Speaker 3: Much going on to get a comment that felt that
Speaker 3: feels negative and read it on any given day at
Speaker 3: this moment and be like, oh yeah, I needed to
Speaker 3: hear that, you know, like I don't. I well, I'm
Speaker 3: not saying anything positive. Just please don't have a positive comment.
Speaker 2: I saw you perform on Sunday, and I feel like
Speaker 2: I haven't seen your set in a minute, but I say,
Speaker 2: you perform on Sunday and it was the most the
Speaker 2: most beautiful. I think it was the most Sydney set.
Speaker 1: It was just it was so real and it was
Speaker 1: so you, and it was so freaking funny.
Speaker 2: And I hope that you still you're still carrying that
Speaker 2: with you because it was so good. Trying try it's
Speaker 2: a lot. It was no, no, no, no, it's good.
Speaker 3: But the thing is about we do the nit every
Speaker 3: Sunday and every Sunday. If like Marie is opening the show,
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, it's gonna be a great show
Speaker 3: because you like literally all of the energy that we need.
Speaker 1: You fucking carry that shit if you're.
Speaker 2: Not not last Sunday, but thank you now every Sunday,
Speaker 2: every Sunday.
Speaker 1: And I was just who was I talking to?
Speaker 3: I was talking to I won't say who, but they
Speaker 3: were like the way Marie things off the top of
Speaker 3: her head is just brilliant.
Speaker 1: It's just like they're.
Speaker 3: Like, she's literally in the moment and we'll think of
Speaker 3: a reference and just like tag tag tag, and it's
Speaker 3: so good.
Speaker 1: And it's like, yeah, that's why I'm like, can Marie open? Yeah?
Speaker 2: We need her to open because we don't. I don't
Speaker 2: notice energy in this room right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I was high last Sunday and I couldn't. I
Speaker 2: couldn't do it. Like, I couldn't think of any references.
Speaker 2: I couldn't connect stuff, and I was like, I can't
Speaker 2: be high.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that well. Remember I got offstairs and
Speaker 2: you were like you did eight minutes? Because I was like,
Speaker 2: I have nothing to say, you know what? That was
Speaker 2: the smoothest eight minutes, and we got to it. Sometimes
Speaker 2: we dragged shit on.
Speaker 3: It's like we did not need to do thirteen minutes,
Speaker 3: but it was like eight minutes. It was perfect.
Speaker 2: They were ready for the show in eight minutes, and
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: Like, ah, yeah, she got hosts this. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But you see how perspectives can be so different Because
Speaker 2: you thought it was great and I got off remember
Speaker 2: when I mean it did the Sunday before and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, Oh, she's not gonna warm up the crowd
Speaker 1: at all. She's gonna write to her then huh, well okay.
Speaker 2: So for people who are listening who maybe have never
Speaker 2: been to a comedy show, the job of the host
Speaker 2: is not to do their jokes.
Speaker 1: At the top of the show.
Speaker 2: It's to open up the room, get the room ready
Speaker 2: for comedy. You talk to the crowd, you see who's
Speaker 2: celebrating birthdays. You like, if you have a joke that works,
Speaker 2: you like, throw it in there. But your job is
Speaker 2: to make.
Speaker 1: That shit hot. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Hot.
Speaker 2: So the next comment coming up is just like the
Speaker 2: crowd is ready, like like moist for comedy d but
Speaker 2: Amina was like, I'm gonna just do all these new
Speaker 2: jokes that I haven't tested anywhere.
Speaker 1: And she was just literally like.
Speaker 2: Going through a list of like new, unworked things and
Speaker 2: it was like, cis this.
Speaker 1: The crowd was like.
Speaker 3: No, but I love it because I mean when you
Speaker 3: guys went to DC, I was like so sad I
Speaker 3: wasn't there because I was like, ah, hey on fire,
Speaker 3: I could.
Speaker 1: Tell girl Wie and a bunch of people from the
Speaker 1: podcast came. We did.
Speaker 2: I did four shows with Molly and Amina, but like
Speaker 2: when I got there, and that's the thing about me,
Speaker 2: is because I'm so good off the top of my head,
Speaker 2: and I don't like preparing for stuff. I'd just be
Speaker 2: showing up like a couple of minutes before the show
Speaker 2: and I'm like, well, I guess I'll talk about this,
Speaker 2: this and this, and then I have to fill in
Speaker 2: the blanks.
Speaker 1: And it doesn't feel smooth to me.
Speaker 2: Girl, if I'm in the zone and the crowd is
Speaker 2: hot and I'm not high, then like things will start.
Speaker 1: I see it.
Speaker 2: It's like a beautiful mind, like everything's connected, and I
Speaker 2: see like the lady with the fractions on her face,
Speaker 2: I'm that. But that first show in DC, I was
Speaker 2: like making fun of the audience.
Speaker 1: I mainly did CrowdWork.
Speaker 2: And then the last show, the last I was like, well,
Speaker 2: I need to be prepared. So the next menu was
Speaker 2: like you can't with a set today, Like I was
Speaker 2: doing material because I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't feel good.
Speaker 4: No, But sometimes I watched you and like, I feel
Speaker 4: like you almost plant people in the audience because the
Speaker 4: way that you respond to them I'm like, how the
Speaker 4: hell did you find that? That's crazy?
Speaker 2: But when I like, and I'm gonna tell ya a
Speaker 2: little secret when I talk to the audiences, because I
Speaker 2: can't remember what joke comes next in my set. I
Speaker 2: mean mainly, that's most comedians when they doing CrowdWork, they
Speaker 2: like trying to sift through their set list and be like, ah,
Speaker 2: let me maneuver some ship while I'm talking no, But
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to maneuver some I can't remember my jokes.
Speaker 1: I legit be like no, but I doesn't appear like that.
Speaker 1: It appears like a professional.
Speaker 2: So my gift in my curse because I feel very
Speaker 2: like unprofessional and not prepared on stage and everyone's like
Speaker 2: Maria is just up there and I'm like, but my
Speaker 2: head is like what's next? And Sydney knows my material
Speaker 2: more than I do, Like Sydney like you got this, this, this, this,
Speaker 2: you got the joke about this, And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I forgot all about that.
Speaker 3: Tell me text me this morning, yo, can you tell
Speaker 3: me that joke that I said off stage? And I
Speaker 3: remembered it and I was like, fuck, I wish I
Speaker 3: could remember my own shit like this.
Speaker 1: Oh my girl, is it crazy?
Speaker 3: I got the text early, like, yeah, I remember it,
Speaker 3: and I was so annoyed that I remembered the joke
Speaker 3: and I can't remember my own material ever.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, so you have a solo show coming up.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about that because we can definitely get people
Speaker 2: to show up to that listening right now. The show
Speaker 2: is called My Beautiful, No, my favorite open book of beautiful.
Speaker 1: I was about to say my Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. Wow. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's a good title. Who's that title? Oh that's Kanye Wes.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, can I use that?
Speaker 2: Scratch out your title and put that in there, that
Speaker 2: my Beautiful, Dark Twisted Fantasy open book.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's you talking. It's an hour long.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be an hour we work.
Speaker 1: I have a your Door Peterson.
Speaker 3: She's gonna be opening because you know, I just in
Speaker 3: case it's not an hour.
Speaker 2: Your Door of Peterson. What is she's doing? She's doing
Speaker 2: stand up? Oh city is the cutest little yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: She she does character, she does, she does everything. She's fantastic.
Speaker 3: I love her so much. So she's gonna do you know,
Speaker 3: her little work work, and then I'm gonna just be
Speaker 3: doing all the material, the material that I've been working
Speaker 3: on about my childhood.
Speaker 2: Is there a set design? Is there gonna be some
Speaker 2: lighting cues?
Speaker 1: Like what?
Speaker 2: Because you give you gave us outfits and characters last time,
Speaker 2: what's gonna be?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 3: I know this time, I was like, I'm literally for
Speaker 3: this first show, literally working through all of the material
Speaker 3: and then go to the next level, because I feel like,
Speaker 3: if you try to put everything for the first show,
Speaker 3: that's too much stress. Yeah it's all if you're if
Speaker 3: your stories and jokes work, then you can incorporate every
Speaker 3: everything else. But if you're trying to incorporate, you know,
Speaker 3: wigs and your jokes, not all the way there.
Speaker 1: It's just professional you see that.
Speaker 3: Well I learned that from doing the other solo show
Speaker 3: three times. I was like, a, you know, yeah, gotta
Speaker 3: be prepared. We talked about being prepared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, be prepared. Yeah that's what Scar said. So there's that.
Speaker 3: And I hope after the podcast we can go to
Speaker 3: your house cause you gotta.
Speaker 1: Fucking o apartment.
Speaker 2: I walked here from my house, Oh yeah, bitch, And
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna leave my house at eleven thirty.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be on time because I said it was
Speaker 2: gonna take like fifteen eighteen minutes or something like that
Speaker 2: to walk to walk, so so it's probably a three
Speaker 2: minute cab ride. I was like, I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna I'm gonna leave at eleven thirty. I left
Speaker 2: my house at eleven fifty five, so I know, I
Speaker 2: if you live closer somewhere, you're not gonna be early,
Speaker 2: You're still gonna be late.
Speaker 1: I'm actually later. Yeah, harder for me to be on time. Yep.
Speaker 2: Anyway, so yeah, the apartment is, uh, it's cute. It's
Speaker 2: in a good little neighborhood, I think, which is what
Speaker 2: was most important to me.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't need a lot of space.
Speaker 2: I just want to be able to be like that's
Speaker 2: where I get my coffee, that's where I get my rose,
Speaker 2: that's where I clean.
Speaker 1: My panties, Like I want to be able to walk
Speaker 1: to stuff.
Speaker 2: And this week, like the day after I moved, I
Speaker 2: had a show and they were like the show starts
Speaker 2: at nine thirty, and I was like, don't nobody want
Speaker 2: to do Comedya No nine thirty? And then I was
Speaker 2: like I'm not gonna go and I checked the address
Speaker 2: and it was two blocks away from my house, so
Speaker 2: I was like, So I showed up looking like a
Speaker 2: raggedy bum. The show was fine, again, fully unprepared. I
Speaker 2: got on stage. I was like mad because I got Okay,
Speaker 2: so quick tip. If you're moving and you don't want
Speaker 2: to pay for boxes, just go on craigslists and people
Speaker 2: give free moving boxes away. I got twenty boxes on
Speaker 2: Craigslist for free, and after I was unpacking them, I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm just gonna put them on crazlist for
Speaker 2: somebody else.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm paying forward.
Speaker 2: So I put them online and this woman said she
Speaker 2: was gonna come, and then I forgot to respond to her.
Speaker 2: She didn't come, and so I put the boxes outside
Speaker 2: and then it rained. No, twenty boxes in the rain.
Speaker 2: Like twenty boxes in the rain. Everybody hate you because recycling,
Speaker 2: no hold on. So I run downstairs the way the
Speaker 2: boxes were.
Speaker 1: You trying to save them? No, they were under the
Speaker 1: fire escape. They were all dry.
Speaker 2: I was like, look at God, it was wet everywhere
Speaker 2: except where these boxes.
Speaker 1: That's god. Okay, what a mighty god. We serve box.
Speaker 1: So somebody came to pick them up.
Speaker 2: But when I was trying to maneuver them outside the
Speaker 2: night before. This woman walked by and she was on
Speaker 2: the sidewalk and she was like, do you have permission
Speaker 2: to put your boxes there?
Speaker 1: Your trash there? And I was like what.
Speaker 2: She was like, do you have permission to put you
Speaker 2: up your trash here? And I was like, this is
Speaker 2: in front of my building and she was like this
Speaker 2: is no, this is my building. It was like the
Speaker 2: one next door. And she was like, you can't put
Speaker 2: just and I was like, it's trash, like you about
Speaker 2: to fight me over some trat. And it was a
Speaker 2: black lady and I was like, says, really this will
Speaker 2: be doing yeah in gentrified Brooklyn is arguing about where
Speaker 2: I'm up with these boxes.
Speaker 1: She said, this my space.
Speaker 2: But if I had put the boxes there, because I
Speaker 2: moved them, I was like, well, I'm just moving and
Speaker 2: she was like, no, it's fine.
Speaker 1: And I was like, if it had been fine, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't have said anything to me.
Speaker 2: So I moved them. But if I had left them
Speaker 2: where they were, they would have been with So truly.
Speaker 1: Jesus is real. Jesus is real.
Speaker 2: Anyway, somebody came to pick them up and were they nice?
Speaker 2: I left the boxes house. I was like, I'm not
Speaker 2: letting a stranger danger and my place. So I left
Speaker 2: the boxes outside.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Uh, I like it.
Speaker 2: You know, you're showing us pictures when they were at Oh,
Speaker 2: when I was at Carolinas and I was like.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is perfect. Carolina came over. She helped me
Speaker 1: unpack some books or something. Stupid. Books are dumb. If
Speaker 1: you have books in your house and you're moving, throw
Speaker 1: the books away. No, we need the books. They waste
Speaker 1: so much. But you need the book.
Speaker 2: It'll be a tiny box of books and that's heavier
Speaker 2: than the box that has all your crast fes.
Speaker 3: You need the books. The books are important. You need
Speaker 3: to either look smart or look like you. You know,
Speaker 3: you're in the academia. Books are academia. Books are canceled.
Speaker 2: Get you a little kindle, you know, get that poor eyesight,
Speaker 2: but live your best blind life with that kindle.
Speaker 1: You know, we deserve it. We deserve it. What else? Oh,
Speaker 1: so fran came over yesterday.
Speaker 2: Oh, because we were going to go get a drink
Speaker 2: across the street and I'm showing her my house. She
Speaker 2: comes in, She's like, wow, that looks awesome. Wow, this
Speaker 2: is cute. She's like, let me see your bathroom. I'm bragging.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna put some shelves up, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: I look in the sink. The biggest roach I've ever
Speaker 2: seen in my life the size of my thumb.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. It was that big and that thit.
Speaker 2: In front of him in the sink, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, you don't think I have a dirty house?
Speaker 1: Like oh, screaming ice scream. She screams.
Speaker 2: We all scream for ice cream. She's like, do you
Speaker 2: the roach is just trying to like crawl out of
Speaker 2: the sink. I think it came out of the It
Speaker 2: was so big, like like an Amazon bug.
Speaker 1: It was so big. She's like, do you have spray?
Speaker 2: So I gotta go get my fantastic She got this
Speaker 2: like bug spray.
Speaker 1: We're spraying it, We're screaming. We're spraying it. We're screaming.
Speaker 2: It tries to fly away, it lands on its back
Speaker 2: and that.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, now she don't think I have
Speaker 1: a dirty house.
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: And I just hit it on the podcast or aboudy
Speaker 1: don't think I have a dirty house.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: She lives in Brooklyn. She knows the deal. And it's
Speaker 3: a water bug. That's different.
Speaker 1: It was so big. Water bug comes from the drain.
Speaker 1: It's the building you.
Speaker 2: Just move in.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Sis. That was the that was the last
Speaker 3: tenant's bug. Yeah, that's residual bugs from somebody else.
Speaker 1: It was so nasty. Yeah, but you can come see
Speaker 1: the place today. Yeah, I'll come. I'll stop by. Andrew,
Speaker 1: you can come see the place today too.
Speaker 2: I would love oh amazing, love it. And hopefully we
Speaker 2: could get out of here early. We have nineteen eisodes.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Larry has another episode after your guys.
Speaker 1: Oh so sad a yikes.
Speaker 4: I'm here until like six thirty or maybe.
Speaker 3: Or maybe I can ooh, or maybe I can come tomorrow.
Speaker 1: And uh oh I need.
Speaker 3: Your actually need your blow dryer with a calm, can
Speaker 3: I brow because I'm gonna take my braids out tonight.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait you need it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Do you still have that blow dryer?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Because I was like Si and I got my hair CRT.
Speaker 1: I should have messaged you to bring it to the podcast.
Speaker 1: I would totally abort it. Yeah, let me run home
Speaker 1: real quick, get it. I'll be right back. Okay, Oh,
Speaker 1: we have a break.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, buddy, Oh maybe, oh buddy, maybe, But I
Speaker 2: don't know if I want to walk fifteen minutes come
Speaker 2: back this half an hour worth of walking.
Speaker 1: You know, but your girl, uber we uber are there.
Speaker 2: We uber pooled, we uber pool there. Actually we could
Speaker 2: take the bus. The bus stops right in front of me,
Speaker 2: just the bus stops your own apartment. We would never
Speaker 2: take a bus.
Speaker 1: That's a love. The bus is my brain.
Speaker 2: I'm about to cancel all my metro car like, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna just take the bus exclusively directly to my front door.
Speaker 2: And my bedroom doesn't have any curtains, so I just
Speaker 2: be butt naked for the people at the bust up.
Speaker 1: How is it?
Speaker 2: I mean, the body is great, SI, Now I know
Speaker 2: your body's great, but I'm saying, how.
Speaker 4: Do you feel about that not having any curtains? Because
Speaker 4: the the guy who lives on the street view of
Speaker 4: my building.
Speaker 1: I know you told me this story.
Speaker 4: He literally I saw him just getting like pounded out.
Speaker 1: Oh and you were hot for it.
Speaker 4: I was totally hot.
Speaker 1: What floor is you on?
Speaker 4: So I it's not a walk up, it's a walk down.
Speaker 4: So he's like he's the garden level. Yeah, he's like
Speaker 4: below level, and so.
Speaker 2: He's not even getting any light. That's why I little
Speaker 2: curtains so.
Speaker 4: When you're walking down the steps, you can see everything
Speaker 4: in his apartment, including two naked bodies.
Speaker 1: Was the sex good? How long did you stand there?
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 4: I took from getting into my apartment. Okay, I would
Speaker 4: have stood there.
Speaker 2: I would have stood there for the like, if you
Speaker 2: gonna do it, I'm gonna watch you do it.
Speaker 1: It was good.
Speaker 4: It was great. And I was like I was already gone,
Speaker 4: and I was like he moved in that week, and
Speaker 4: I was like, it would be so ballsy for me
Speaker 4: to just knock on the door and just be like,
Speaker 4: what's going on?
Speaker 1: Like, you can't bang the dude downstairs?
Speaker 4: I know, I know I not see Sydney and I does.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be weird.
Speaker 4: I know I can't. I can't.
Speaker 1: That only brand it is weird. This is true. Your
Speaker 1: brand is a man.
Speaker 4: It might have been the same guy.
Speaker 1: That i've Jamie Fox quote unquote.
Speaker 4: Okay, he literally does look like Jamie Fox.
Speaker 1: But okay, receipts or didn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't have the picture because we don't believe.
Speaker 1: Because you're lying. We don't believe.
Speaker 2: I think someone who looks like Gabrielle Union you hooked
Speaker 2: up with yourself. Yeah, I know, my masturbde it.
Speaker 1: While I wasn't looking in the.
Speaker 2: Mirror, Andrew said, you look really really great. I put
Speaker 2: makeup on today.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm gonna go to the podcast and
Speaker 3: be better.
Speaker 1: They're saying, so we need to take a photo with
Speaker 1: the guests today, got it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, no, no, no, I do think that sometimes.
Speaker 3: I'm like, ah, if we had pictures with a guess,
Speaker 3: they would be more inclined to repost.
Speaker 4: I feel like people are so dumb with the pictures
Speaker 4: taken in this studio though, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: So many different podcasts have the it's just you just
Speaker 4: scroll past them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. That is true for people never be prepared.
Speaker 2: But the lighting also is not that good in here,
Speaker 2: so you know, like and forever dog, I'm a megabone
Speaker 2: before I come here.
Speaker 1: Really, that's the real reason. I'm like, eh, sir, but
Speaker 1: your skin looks fantastic.
Speaker 2: I've been drinking a lot of water, a lot more water,
Speaker 2: and I am I feel like I should be doing
Speaker 2: stuff with my skin because like I'm getting older.
Speaker 1: But like I'm also afraid that if I start.
Speaker 2: Playing with like creams and treatments and rose water, that
Speaker 2: I'm gonna like mess it up somehow.
Speaker 1: So I don't know.
Speaker 2: Just this smile Lemma, I'm like, should I put this
Speaker 2: night cream on? Is it going to make my face
Speaker 2: like break out?
Speaker 3: I think you should do something that's uh like not vegan,
Speaker 3: but something that's more natural, like find some some night treatments.
Speaker 1: That are like natural based or whatever you call it.
Speaker 2: When you use oh, I mean we We've been getting
Speaker 2: a lot of products, you know, for the past, and
Speaker 2: I've like, I use the Imass.
Speaker 1: I'm using the lotion. Yeah, I's a great wander clamby
Speaker 1: just gold Iass.
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, it looks like I actually sleep.
Speaker 3: This is insanity.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I feel like I see a
Speaker 2: difference on myself, but you feel like when you use
Speaker 2: the under imass there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because your girls hagged, you know.
Speaker 3: I like, I have insomnia, so it's hard for me
Speaker 3: to sleep sometimes, and then when I do go to sleep,
Speaker 3: I'm still not well rested because.
Speaker 1: Should be flailing. Sis.
Speaker 2: We talked about this, Yes, just trying to cuddle with
Speaker 2: everybody next to.
Speaker 1: You I I toss in turn.
Speaker 2: I'm a toss sout baby. That's what I do in
Speaker 2: the bed, toss salad.
Speaker 1: Have you ever what was lost time you had a
Speaker 1: salad on lambses? Oh?
Speaker 2: I actually yesterday, sweet Green, I had the harvest salad
Speaker 2: that has all these nuts and seasoning. And can we
Speaker 2: stop with the fucking almonds in a salad, bitch, Eat
Speaker 2: the almonds by themselves, Eat the salad by itself.
Speaker 1: I don't need all that like crunchiness. Get a crunchy salad.
Speaker 1: I don't wrong.
Speaker 2: Man can give you the same crunch I don't want
Speaker 2: any type of nuts in my cell.
Speaker 1: No something power seeds. The fork is not picking up
Speaker 1: the self. It's not.
Speaker 3: And people who love nuts and things chaotic, they're just
Speaker 3: they can't be trusted. Those are those are the people
Speaker 3: who you know, cheating relationships.
Speaker 1: Those are the people that they got skid marks and
Speaker 1: they draws.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those are the people that tell you look good
Speaker 2: when you got a booger in your nose.
Speaker 3: I hate those people, those Cashi go leang, I hate them.
Speaker 3: And it's just like, stop with the nuts.
Speaker 2: And I had to pick out all of the nuts
Speaker 2: and then can we stop salad places.
Speaker 3: That don't give me enough fucking dressing. We got this
Speaker 3: big ass bowl and then you want me to drizzle.
Speaker 3: You want me to like, you gotta drinkle, you gotta
Speaker 3: dip the fork tips in it. And they're just like,
Speaker 3: are you fucking kidding it? Give me a real amount
Speaker 3: of salad dressing that can cover, can coat the mixed screens.
Speaker 1: How much of your just salad costs?
Speaker 3: Because it sounds like you had a seventeen dollars salad,
Speaker 3: honey on the corporate card.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I did not pay love it. You know,
Speaker 1: did you get chicken? You got some protein on it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I just I want to be healthy.
Speaker 3: But I always see these people who eat healthy and
Speaker 3: it's like, ah, what's your life looking like?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 3: You being all healthy and shit, but like you're not
Speaker 3: getting fucked right. Your job sucks, Like who cares? I'd
Speaker 3: rather eat shitty? You think people who are getting fucked right? No,
Speaker 3: they're not getting sucked right.
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 2: You know, if you've only ever been having bad sex,
Speaker 2: do you know what good sex is?
Speaker 1: Honey?
Speaker 3: If you're thirty four and you haven't had not one
Speaker 3: glimpse of great sex, you need to go die.
Speaker 1: You need to go sound like lay down.
Speaker 4: How many times have you had like actually like quality sex?
Speaker 1: Then quality sex. I've had quality sex, I've had called sexy.
Speaker 4: Sounds like you're lying right now your tone.
Speaker 3: I want to mention the people. I'm just saying you
Speaker 3: don't mention their names. But I'm an older woman. I'm
Speaker 3: not twenty seven, you know what I mean. Like I've
Speaker 3: been out there, I got miles on this dang. You know, yes,
Speaker 3: but you were happy you've had bad sex before? Oh
Speaker 3: some of it was with people that were like boyfriends, right,
Speaker 3: Like I was in.
Speaker 2: A look at that. We're so good, we're getting better,
Speaker 2: We're getting better.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, if you think you're getting fucking gossip from us,
Speaker 3: no more.
Speaker 2: No, you know to get me slipping with libel and
Speaker 2: slander on this podcast in these United States to the
Speaker 2: International the International Waters version of the podcast, this ain't it,
Speaker 2: This is.
Speaker 3: Not You're not gonna come here, get your tea and
Speaker 3: then spill it somewhere else.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, then saying that just the clip of
Speaker 2: the tee to somebody so they can hear us spilling it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Then we come down the whole episode.
Speaker 3: Okay, and then we caught out here and it's out
Speaker 3: of contact.
Speaker 2: It's like I said that I loved you, but it
Speaker 2: was trash, you know. Yo.
Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, Well, proud.
Speaker 2: Of myself for starting myself right there, but uh, I
Speaker 2: don't know. I think I had bad sex for a while,
Speaker 2: so much so that I was like, I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: have I'm gonna stop having sex, and I would celibate
Speaker 2: for a while, right, and then I got back in
Speaker 2: the sex game. Some people were still bad, but like now,
Speaker 2: when it's good, it's just like I'm just gonna keep.
Speaker 1: Coming here because I keep coming here.
Speaker 2: But otherwise, like once i feel like I'm done with that,
Speaker 2: then I'm moving on to something else.
Speaker 1: Okay, I support it thousand percent.
Speaker 3: But the problem is that love sucks, so you get
Speaker 3: clouded and you just you'll deal with some mediocre or
Speaker 3: regular or you know, you just deal because you're like,
Speaker 3: I have such strong feelings for this person that you
Speaker 3: know I will.
Speaker 1: I'll neglect my physical needs. Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know nothing about that life, but I'm just
Speaker 3: saying it's out there. Yeah, love sounds dumb, And I
Speaker 3: also think that people put too big of a importance
Speaker 3: of on sex it's like it's great when it's great,
Speaker 3: but it's not.
Speaker 1: It shouldn't be the end all be all for relationship.
Speaker 2: But if we have a good relationship, right, you support me,
Speaker 2: I support you. Every it's fifty fifty, everybody's paying for stuff.
Speaker 2: The apartment is cute, everybody, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But the sex is bad. That's going like start to
Speaker 1: fracture things in that relationship. We all have to fix this.
Speaker 3: Yes, I agree, Yeah, I think we just have to
Speaker 3: one what is bad sex because the sex can physically
Speaker 3: you could be doing everything right, but we just are
Speaker 3: not like meshing.
Speaker 1: Well, the energy is off.
Speaker 2: You can have somebody who has terrible technique I feel like,
Speaker 2: but you feel good about them, so like you'll deal. No,
Speaker 2: that's where y'all are messing up. The technique is trash.
Speaker 2: You gotta tell them in the moment. Technique is trash.
Speaker 2: It's not working for me. Whatever you're doing right now,
Speaker 2: it's not working.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely, as long as you're vocal about what
Speaker 3: you like.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what I mean. Sometimes you don't really
Speaker 1: know what you like.
Speaker 2: You just know what you don't like. I don't like
Speaker 2: this whatever you're doing right now, please stop.
Speaker 1: It's that right now.
Speaker 3: I'm here for you know, we're just gonna yelp the
Speaker 3: sex while it's happening.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know people that I know.
Speaker 2: This girl she's she was sleeping with this dude, and
Speaker 2: she said the sex was so bad, like he was
Speaker 2: a bad kisser, like he was trying to like eat
Speaker 2: her face.
Speaker 1: Everything was just bad. It was uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: She was disappointed because they're like connection outside of the
Speaker 2: sex was really really good. And she said she didn't
Speaker 2: say anything while it was happening, but a few days
Speaker 2: later told him that she didn't like how the sex was.
Speaker 3: Bitch, If I'm drinking hot coco with you and you
Speaker 3: talking about some sex from four days ago you were canceled,
Speaker 3: you should have told.
Speaker 1: Me either right after or the morning.
Speaker 2: I'll say it in the moment. Oh so you sat
Speaker 2: on this bad dick for days?
Speaker 1: Is that on it?
Speaker 2: You literally sat on the bad dick, and then you
Speaker 2: want to mention it while we at brunch in passing
Speaker 2: and now I'm looking at my orange juice all crazy, like,
Speaker 2: well I should I drink that.
Speaker 1: I don't feel comfortable. It got pulping it, like I don't.
Speaker 2: Feel right so you're saying something in the moment while
Speaker 2: it's happening, or you're seeing it after it happens.
Speaker 3: I'm saying it either in the moment or like the
Speaker 3: day after.
Speaker 2: Okay, Andrew, bad sex, are saying it in the moment,
Speaker 2: or you're saying it.
Speaker 4: I feel like I want to say I would say
Speaker 4: it in the moment, but I would.
Speaker 1: You know, you're a lie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know laughter because I'm you know, you're getting
Speaker 4: moment see, but.
Speaker 1: That's a dude.
Speaker 2: You're getting an orgasm out of it. Anyway, That's not
Speaker 2: the same thing for us. If the sex is bad,
Speaker 2: I'm not getting an orgasm out of it.
Speaker 1: The sex would be good and I still not get
Speaker 1: an organ exactly.
Speaker 2: So Andrew's like, well, you know you're still getting It're
Speaker 2: still common. It's such a man yup, you got wait outside.
Speaker 1: You just bring your headphones out there.
Speaker 4: But I'm like, wait outside.
Speaker 3: Communication is hard, I mean people, feelings tough. I mean
Speaker 3: me getting older, I'm fucking tired of feelings. I'm legit. Absolutely.
Speaker 3: If I can remove like eighty percent of my feelings,
Speaker 3: I would. I feel like I would be able to
Speaker 3: function better in the world because I'm constantly. If like
Speaker 3: trying to hold my feelings accountable and then think about
Speaker 3: somebody else's feelings, It's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: That's too much.
Speaker 3: It's too much feelings and I have I already am
Speaker 3: that type of person. It's like I'm going through all
Speaker 3: of the emotions in twenty minutes. It's happy, sad, annoyed, stressed, out, angry?
Speaker 3: Did I peel on myself?
Speaker 1: Oh? I came, like it's a lot. What emotions? Did
Speaker 1: I appeel myself? What is that? Angst? Stress? I don't know.
Speaker 3: You know when dogs get like really excited about something, Well, yeah,
Speaker 3: I've never been that excited for anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Wow?
Speaker 2: What would get me that excited that I would almost
Speaker 2: peel myself?
Speaker 1: Andrew?
Speaker 4: Are you saying that I would get you that excited?
Speaker 1: No, I'm asking, he's asking you. Do you know that
Speaker 1: is not you? You sure?
Speaker 4: What would give me that excited?
Speaker 1: I mean seeing your neighbor get plowed?
Speaker 4: That was an apartment. I did go back to my
Speaker 4: apartment after and just to the thought of that was
Speaker 4: just like enough for me.
Speaker 1: Is your your neighbor hot?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: The guy that he was getting penetrated by, however.
Speaker 1: Was which way were they facing.
Speaker 4: Okay, so I only saw okay, just for context, the
Speaker 4: guy that is who lives in that apartment, he is
Speaker 4: consistently on his bed, completely butt naked, with his ass
Speaker 4: to the window.
Speaker 2: What this is that that show on Netflix that you yeah,
Speaker 2: that white girl that was like being watched by that
Speaker 2: crazy librarian.
Speaker 4: Right, It's like these people don't have curtains.
Speaker 2: Well, I have curtains. They're just sheer and I don't
Speaker 2: like to close them.
Speaker 4: So but I came home at like probably like two
Speaker 4: o'clock in the morning, and when I last left him,
Speaker 4: he was in the same position as always.
Speaker 1: A job.
Speaker 4: I think he's a student because I saw him on Grinder,
Speaker 4: and I believe.
Speaker 1: Does he fucking read it? What is he learning?
Speaker 4: He's twenty one, he's learned how to take that dick.
Speaker 2: But that is a class by itself, you know, Okay,
Speaker 2: that's a whole cours class.
Speaker 4: And he's just getting he's getting pounded out.
Speaker 1: And you've seen him on Grinder, but you guys have
Speaker 1: never matched.
Speaker 4: You don't match on Grinder. It's just like an like
Speaker 4: any can message anybody.
Speaker 1: That's the problem that y'all need to have some kind
Speaker 1: of limitation.
Speaker 2: What's the straight people version of that. I need to
Speaker 2: be able to see everybody. No, because I can't see everybody,
Speaker 2: I have to match with them.
Speaker 1: To talk to them. I just want to see like
Speaker 1: a little grid of faces and no.
Speaker 4: But it's scary though, because then also like you can
Speaker 4: literally just post like your torso and that's it, that's
Speaker 4: your picture.
Speaker 1: You know, that's tacky. I mean that's grinders.
Speaker 2: Find you don't need to have a party, he said, don't.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants you one there?
Speaker 4: Okay, are some lesbian women that do go on it though,
Speaker 4: to find other lesbian women I.
Speaker 1: Know of, So you know how desperate we are. We desperate,
Speaker 1: We just can't.
Speaker 2: It's hard lesbians on grinder just to be on Grinder.
Speaker 2: The women like, what's the lesbian grinder?
Speaker 1: What is the I think it's is it her? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I you know, I'm out the the app game.
Speaker 1: I can't and I don't and for that reason, I'm out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got it.
Speaker 3: I was in it and I saw it and I
Speaker 3: was like, ugh, y'all are I just want.
Speaker 2: To be I want like somebody attractive with like all
Speaker 2: their teeth that smells good to approach me on the
Speaker 2: street like at an event, Like you know, I'm walking
Speaker 2: by a gallery and you building a chair or something,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like something, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like they do that in the movie That's
Speaker 2: Fucking Fantasy Airport. Well, because apps are still fairly new,
Speaker 2: like they're like twenty years ago, people weren't meeting on apps.
Speaker 2: They were talking to people on the street in front
Speaker 2: of Bloomingdale's, Like it's not happening, Like I'm attractive, what
Speaker 2: I look like coming up?
Speaker 1: I'm not coming up to nobody. I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna be up to anybody. I'm not good for what
Speaker 1: you see me?
Speaker 2: You got eyes and you got legs, come walk over here,
Speaker 2: come and dugged me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But now because of these apps, these men are like
Speaker 2: even more scared.
Speaker 1: And it's like, ugh, yuck, they're not scared.
Speaker 3: I will say this, this is a this is a
Speaker 3: reckless thing that I'm about to put out here. But
Speaker 3: I mean, they shamed the cat callers so hard that
Speaker 3: it affected the men who weren't even cat calling. And
Speaker 3: they're like, oh, these bitters don't want us to talk
Speaker 3: at all, so we just we're not saying nothing. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna I'm gonna say that, I'm gonna go out on
Speaker 3: a limb and just say the cat calling. The whole
Speaker 3: ordeal was so drained to the last bit that now
Speaker 3: men who are like weren't even cat calling, are like,
Speaker 3: you know, maybe I don't I should wait and see,
Speaker 3: maybe they'll come talk to me.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Every guy is a dirt bag and disgusting and oh
Speaker 3: you don't know how.
Speaker 1: To talk to women. So they're just like, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna say nothing. That's crazy, do do we? What are
Speaker 1: your thoughts on that?
Speaker 2: Maybe a little bit, but I mean, like just it's
Speaker 2: I feel like men are lazier now than they've ever
Speaker 2: been in their lives. Like it used to be you
Speaker 2: had to make a tiny bit of effort to talk
Speaker 2: to somebody, engage with somebody straight man anyway, I mean,
Speaker 2: gay dudes.
Speaker 1: I feel like y'all do it different. Y'all are very gallery.
Speaker 2: Y'all just make eye contact and y'all be like, Okay,
Speaker 2: we're on the same page.
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all. Hot girl, so y'all. But like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I I mean out contact with this dude on the
Speaker 2: train yesterday and I was like, okay, he looking at me.
Speaker 2: You know, he tall, but then he also had like
Speaker 2: like a like a like a Jerry Curl ponytail. Marie,
Speaker 2: he looked like he looked like a young David Ruffin.
Speaker 1: You know, he looked like a temptation or something.
Speaker 2: And I want to say he came to sit next
Speaker 2: to me, because he was sitting across from me, and
Speaker 2: then a bunch of shuffling happened, and he got up
Speaker 2: and came to sit like next to me. And I
Speaker 2: saw his phone and he was listening to Kelly Price,
Speaker 2: and I was like, ah, bro, you're not his type to.
Speaker 1: Say transparent. I was like, I gotta go.
Speaker 2: Uh. But like, you know, you make eye contact with
Speaker 2: these people, you smile a little bit. I will say,
Speaker 2: I think since I've.
Speaker 1: Been bald, people are a little a little more confident.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I actually I don't know how this sentence makes sense.
Speaker 2: They're like, they're not talking to me, but they're like
Speaker 2: smiling at me.
Speaker 1: Have you been going out?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Really, I've been kind of lazy about that. But I
Speaker 2: last night I did go out, but I didn't go
Speaker 2: on a date. I just went out with somebody. We
Speaker 2: went to get some drinks and then I went home.
Speaker 2: I went with I was with fran Oh okay, girl, girl,
Speaker 2: But like it was, everybody was like chubby. All the
Speaker 2: men looked like grapes with beards. No, and had beards.
Speaker 3: That's unfortunate. It's a lot of mister potato heads just
Speaker 3: floating out here.
Speaker 2: Just a lot of rusted potatoes out here, a lot
Speaker 2: of idahos.
Speaker 1: Good god, well cow.
Speaker 3: And this is why they don't talk now, because we're
Speaker 3: just we're so mean.
Speaker 1: I want to be better at like being nice.
Speaker 2: But as soon as you be nice, you give them
Speaker 2: a little inch and they're already like anal hold on,
Speaker 2: what's the fun you want to do? I'm a lesbian.
Speaker 2: I was just complimenting you, and now you think I
Speaker 2: want to have.
Speaker 1: Sex with you?
Speaker 3: This week this guy was like, ah, sinny, you'll be
Speaker 3: saying you're a lesbian, but uh, the way you be looking,
Speaker 3: it's like, because I got eyes, I can I can say, oh,
Speaker 3: this guy is good looking, and I can even be like, oh, okay,
Speaker 3: but I don't want a dick inside of me.
Speaker 1: That's real? How about that? That's real? Yeah? I don't
Speaker 1: want no real dick.
Speaker 3: I'll take any I'll take the real adjacent dick.
Speaker 1: Okay, cute, Yeah, I'll take a fake dick.
Speaker 3: I don't want any dick that's attached to somebody that
Speaker 3: can speak and give me their opinion.
Speaker 1: I don't want that. No, thank you. So when you
Speaker 1: with with lesbians, do you guys pick the dick out together.
Speaker 3: I'm yelling a long term relationship, I guess, but I
Speaker 3: mean that seems like a lot. You know, some people
Speaker 3: don't know what they want. You gotta be like sitting
Speaker 3: there and be like, well, what's this and.
Speaker 1: What's I said? Sitting there? You get to try it
Speaker 1: on at the store.
Speaker 3: I'm sitting down. It's exhausting. I don't want to stand
Speaker 3: up and look at dick. I gotta, I gotta get
Speaker 3: a break.
Speaker 1: It's just she's like an extra step.
Speaker 2: You know. You can just meet somebody and hope that
Speaker 2: the dick fits, you know, if the dick don't fit,
Speaker 2: you must.
Speaker 4: But we don't want their opinions exactly.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to listen to them. You don't
Speaker 1: have to listen to.
Speaker 4: Them, Yes you do. Unfortunately you have to before and
Speaker 4: after a little.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Marie, you are you over there with a mute nigga,
Speaker 1: what's up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a he's a Helen Keller, Henry Keller. He
Speaker 2: blind too, he can't see what's up?
Speaker 1: Like getting that Brail Dick. What's not going on over there? Nothing? Literally? Nothing? What? What?
Speaker 1: What the way you're looking?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: Just like I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about it, well because I
Speaker 2: was going to talk about, you know, the fact that
Speaker 2: I'm dying of HPV, but.
Speaker 4: About HPV.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to talk about it. God, No,
Speaker 1: you want to talk about HPV.
Speaker 4: Because we already I already talked about HVV.
Speaker 1: Okay, what did you talk about? When did we talk.
Speaker 4: About in the what is It Reformed? How Expert episode
Speaker 4: where he said they only had one a s.
Speaker 1: CD Ever, what did you say his STD was?
Speaker 4: I think it was like, was it chlamydia?
Speaker 1: Clemate? I can't remember. Let's just go with clamydia. That's
Speaker 1: the standard.
Speaker 4: And I said my list including HPV, which the symptoms
Speaker 4: doesn't show up for everybody. It showed up for me
Speaker 4: as showing up for you. No, oh, everybody has HPV.
Speaker 1: Marie, everybody saying that.
Speaker 2: When I've been when I was waitressing, it was a lot.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, everybody had HPV at your job.
Speaker 3: Not everybody has the job, but like one person would
Speaker 3: say and then like oh yeah and such and such
Speaker 3: and then oh yeah and then such, and it's like,
Speaker 3: oh wow, that's a lot, and it's just like it's
Speaker 3: just a thing.
Speaker 1: It had never been a thing for me.
Speaker 4: I know it has if you are actually active, you
Speaker 4: have HPV. Well how did you find out that you
Speaker 4: have HPV?
Speaker 1: I went to Planned Parenthood.
Speaker 2: They took check out I got, I got like a
Speaker 2: PAP smer or whatever, and they said it came back abnormal.
Speaker 2: Mind you, the test was in July. The test was
Speaker 2: in July.
Speaker 1: And then they were like, well you got you gotta
Speaker 1: come in. We got a.
Speaker 2: Biopsy a cervix to see like what's herself.
Speaker 1: They like cut a piece of my cervix and hurt
Speaker 1: and hurt.
Speaker 2: I mean they like, I'm dude. And they were like,
Speaker 2: we're gonna spray with vinegar. I was like, is that
Speaker 2: apple cider And they're like no, it's just regular vinegar.
Speaker 2: And I was like what they gonna put some chips
Speaker 2: on it or like some deal pickles.
Speaker 1: It's like, what's happening?
Speaker 2: So they sent me a letter they were like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're your test came back abnormal.
Speaker 1: You gotta come in for this biopsy.
Speaker 2: I'm like, better, just fucking call me man, send me
Speaker 2: a text that says yeah your nay, can you come
Speaker 2: in this day? So they were like, can you come
Speaker 2: in on the for the biopsy on your birthday?
Speaker 1: And I was like, absolutely not. I'm not going to.
Speaker 2: Have this fake surgery on the day of my birthday
Speaker 2: because they were like, well before this surgery this thing,
Speaker 2: you can't have sex for three days two three days
Speaker 2: before and I was like, I'm.
Speaker 1: Go'll be getting dig It's my birthday weekend.
Speaker 2: So I moved it to this past week and I
Speaker 2: get there and they're like, so you have HBV and
Speaker 2: we're gonna run this test and I was like, I
Speaker 2: was like I have it or y'all testing if I
Speaker 2: have it?
Speaker 1: And they're like, no, you have it, and I.
Speaker 2: Was like the letter didn't say that I have it,
Speaker 2: and they were like, you have it, we just need
Speaker 2: to know, like what is it mild? Is it like?
Speaker 2: Is it gonna turn into cervical cancer? And all I
Speaker 2: heard was cervical cancer and I was like cancer And
Speaker 2: that's what that day was I text the group and
Speaker 2: I was like.
Speaker 3: Bury me, you were so you're so loose about it,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god. This I as
Speaker 3: a friend, was like, Marie has opened up another box
Speaker 3: of herself.
Speaker 1: My box is too open.
Speaker 2: Since that's why that's not the I don't even know
Speaker 2: how long I've had it because I hadn't been to
Speaker 2: the Ghana called this in legit years.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, Marie, this is a real thing.
Speaker 3: And I think that it's important to educate our listeners that, like,
Speaker 3: there's nothing wrong with HPV.
Speaker 1: I mean, people, ok something is wrong, like.
Speaker 3: It can turn into cervical cancer, but there's this stigma
Speaker 3: and it's like a lot of the times it's men
Speaker 3: giving it to women.
Speaker 2: Okay, so let's talk about it. So then I spoke
Speaker 2: to the Jamaican and I told him. I told him
Speaker 2: that I have HPV and he was like what And
Speaker 2: because I was like, well, he gave it to me,
Speaker 2: then I'm gonna need for him to know so he
Speaker 2: don't give it to me again.
Speaker 1: Right, That's not how I've not been one of those everyones.
Speaker 2: I've been looking down my nose at y'all dusty HPV
Speaker 2: coochies and here, I.
Speaker 1: Am, ray, how do you know what was the last
Speaker 1: time you had a past? I hadn't legit.
Speaker 2: Talking about what's the question?
Speaker 1: The question is this? You don't know when?
Speaker 2: So you could have been like everyone else because I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm like, it's above me now, you know,
Speaker 2: I don't know nothing about that. And I googled the
Speaker 2: symptoms and I was like, well, you know, my cat
Speaker 2: is still smooth and she thriving. But like they were
Speaker 2: like they so they do this test. They cut they
Speaker 2: cut stuff out, they put it in these little peatrie dishes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you saw it.
Speaker 2: I saw because I wanted to see and I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know the man and stuff. It was like
Speaker 2: a little it was gross, okay, And they like start
Speaker 2: with a little spoon shaken the throw up and they
Speaker 2: like try to seal because they they seal.
Speaker 1: Your wound or whatever in your body.
Speaker 2: And they're like, you can't have sex until Thursday or
Speaker 2: whatever day it was for us, So.
Speaker 1: You gotta you've got a commission. I mean that was
Speaker 1: this past week.
Speaker 2: So like I'm ready to go, but I haven't spoken
Speaker 2: to the Jamaican because I don't don't have.
Speaker 1: HBV NO worry. I hope you're fucking listening.
Speaker 2: You you you aren't even man, don't you dare do that?
Speaker 1: Don't you do that now?
Speaker 3: Don't I want you to man up and be like, hey,
Speaker 3: this is a little.
Speaker 1: Bit of HBV. Like it's he didn't even know what
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: Like both of us were on the phone, like googling it,
Speaker 2: and when you google it, it's so because it's like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, like what it's not though, but when
Speaker 2: you google it it's terrifying.
Speaker 1: It can be.
Speaker 3: But I'm saying, like the way we're talking about, Okay, look.
Speaker 1: I'm fine.
Speaker 2: Apparently seventy nine million people have it's the most common
Speaker 2: of the st I s or whatever, but like there
Speaker 2: are no real symptoms in men, and there's.
Speaker 1: No cure for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it either goes away by itself or it turns
Speaker 2: into cervical cancer.
Speaker 3: So that's like herpes, except I mean there, don't do that.
Speaker 1: Don't do it.
Speaker 2: Don't don't put don't put my box in the same
Speaker 2: box as people who got herpies like Usher, thank you, and.
Speaker 1: You know that that was very mean what they did
Speaker 1: to Usher. What was mean about what it did to Usher?
Speaker 1: But they put him in the Hustlers movie. That was me.
Speaker 3: No that they just like shamed him so hard. It's
Speaker 3: just everybody who watching it. Okay, But if you have
Speaker 3: herpes and you're famous.
Speaker 2: And you've given like you're just because you you they are,
Speaker 2: they're hostess. If you're famous and you're a man, you're
Speaker 2: gonna be sleeping with everybody because you got fans.
Speaker 1: If you got herpes and you're giving it to people,
Speaker 1: you should be shamed. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: Wrap your bumpy dick up usher when you're fitting Bunny.
Speaker 2: And he was talking about herbes a whole fucking time.
Speaker 1: You gotta let it burn route.
Speaker 2: I wonder if he gave it to Chili anyway, But
Speaker 2: that's what like, that's herpees is different. Yeah, but is
Speaker 2: there any creams that you have to take? Like, no,
Speaker 2: my cat is fine.
Speaker 1: I just have to wait.
Speaker 2: They said it's gonna take ten days for them to
Speaker 2: like test everything, figure it out. And they're like, if
Speaker 2: we call you, then it's mild and it's gonna go
Speaker 2: away by itself, like it's barely HPV if we if
Speaker 2: we send you a letter, ben is something else.
Speaker 1: And I was like, just kill me now. Nor what
Speaker 1: ah did you tell your mom.
Speaker 2: I told my mother that I had to go get biopsied.
Speaker 2: I feel like if I told my mother I had HPV,
Speaker 2: she'd be like.
Speaker 1: You out here being a ho in the streets.
Speaker 2: I mean, she's a mom, she knows that people. I
Speaker 2: don't even know if, Like, I don't even know if
Speaker 2: my mother.
Speaker 1: But isn't she a nurse? Yeah? But I mean this
Speaker 1: is like a new disease.
Speaker 2: My mother works at a nursing home with old people.
Speaker 2: Had got the classics, they.
Speaker 1: Getting scurvy, they get they getting like.
Speaker 2: You know, chlamydian crabs getting crabs. They're not getting HPV.
Speaker 4: I don't know if they already have it.
Speaker 1: Yes, old people, Yes people have HPV. You know who
Speaker 1: else has HPV?
Speaker 2: The Jamaican because uh girl, or maybe I because they
Speaker 2: were like when did you get the HPV vaccine?
Speaker 1: And I was like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: Apparently you're supposed to get like a shot or something,
Speaker 2: and then after a few days or week you're supposed
Speaker 2: to come back and get more.
Speaker 1: I think the first one.
Speaker 3: First of all, can we just clap everybody clap for
Speaker 3: Marie for being so brave and just like educating.
Speaker 4: Educating anybody is out because I actually had a really
Speaker 4: bad experience with HVV.
Speaker 2: You are because you know you talk about it. Yours
Speaker 2: was bad and mine is also bad. I might have
Speaker 2: servical cancer. You don't have a servant job.
Speaker 4: I could have gotten cancer. I could have I had
Speaker 4: it in my asshole.
Speaker 5: This is HVV Olympics or competition, okay, and you definitely
Speaker 5: lost one depending on what one has lost to.
Speaker 4: Me, but it comes up with different symptoms. And I
Speaker 4: got wards and it was disgusting. And I went to
Speaker 4: three different butt doctors.
Speaker 1: Wow, when you went to a.
Speaker 2: Butt doctor, you gotta be on your stomach with your
Speaker 2: ass up, or you gotta be on your back with
Speaker 2: your butt Onoo. What kind of insurance do you get
Speaker 2: for butt doctors?
Speaker 4: I don't even.
Speaker 2: Medicaid and get a button doctor. Doctor is gonna be
Speaker 2: looking at your asshole.
Speaker 1: That's not happening.
Speaker 4: There's still something in there. And I went to the
Speaker 4: fourth doctor.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we started, lady, I met that out.
Speaker 2: We Andrew. That's Andrews to go letting our guest. But
Speaker 2: I'm learning so much and I want you guys to uh,
Speaker 2: you know, slide of my d MS if you have
Speaker 2: hbvuh just so I can see how many of y'all
Speaker 2: are cool.
Speaker 3: It's honestly, it's so many like personal friends of mine
Speaker 3: that like when they mentioned it, everybody around them was like, oh, like,
Speaker 3: because it's that's.
Speaker 1: Good for them. It's not good for me.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: But I'm just telling you as a supportive friend who
Speaker 3: had Trickonamus, who people were messaging me about they were mentioned,
Speaker 3: they were like, that is it was a parasite. It
Speaker 3: was a parasite in my vagina, and it was. It
Speaker 3: was not good. It was that by far grossest thing
Speaker 3: it did. It didn't smell good, uh, discharge awful. It
Speaker 3: felt like I was dying inside. Like my stomach sound
Speaker 3: like you had a baby in there.
Speaker 2: No, I know the difference. It didn't feel like I
Speaker 2: know what a baby feels like several times.
Speaker 1: Anyway it feels like death. No, it did not feel
Speaker 1: It did not feel like that, but it was. It was.
Speaker 2: I felt embarrassed. And then when I approached that person.
Speaker 3: That gave it to you, yes, he said, well, you know,
Speaker 3: I don't know what my girlfriend be doing.
Speaker 1: What I don't know what my girlfriend be doing?
Speaker 2: And I said, well, uh, you now you're gonna know
Speaker 2: because you're gonna have to tell her.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, you're gonna have to after this, I said,
Speaker 2: if you want me to show you the if you
Speaker 2: need this letter to give to her, you gave this.
Speaker 1: Did you know that he had a girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know he had a baby trick a gnosis,
Speaker 2: so she had it too.
Speaker 1: Did the baby get it? No?
Speaker 3: My god no, but he definitely had to tell her.
Speaker 3: He still would her or actually, I don't know. I
Speaker 3: don't really keep up. I see him on Instagram doing well.
Speaker 2: I was like, well, your trick ass, you trick trick ass,
Speaker 2: trick trick trick ass.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When and then like, I think it's so stressful if
Speaker 3: you have an s c I and you have to,
Speaker 3: you know, contact people, it's it's it's a lot on you.
Speaker 3: And then it's like how are they gonna take this?
Speaker 3: And then at the end of.
Speaker 1: The day, we have to be adults.
Speaker 3: It's like if you are not getting checked up on
Speaker 3: a regular it's like.
Speaker 1: You don't know who gave who.
Speaker 3: So it's like when you get the information, you can't
Speaker 3: be like, oh I'm ready to fight.
Speaker 1: You gotta be like, ah, well yeah, be dirty, So
Speaker 1: don't be dirty it do be out here. He got
Speaker 1: a dusty dick out here. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's just like and then if you're a woman,
Speaker 2: it's like we're just more acceptable to getting things.
Speaker 1: It's not acceptable for me, it's unacceptable.
Speaker 2: Keep your dirty dick on your side of the block,
Speaker 2: don't come to my house, don't bring that here.
Speaker 1: Leave it there. But do you believe is the again?
Speaker 2: I also hadn't been to the gun call this in
Speaker 2: so long that it was like I might have could
Speaker 2: bought this with me. You know, I might have been
Speaker 2: carrying this hbb for minute. Is it international?
Speaker 1: This HBV you passport h passport V human passport virus? No,
Speaker 1: because you get it from unprotected sex.
Speaker 4: Oh, just put it from just sex in general.
Speaker 1: And you don't do that. Don't do that. That's why
Speaker 1: you got.
Speaker 2: That's why you got what you got, and I got
Speaker 2: what I got.
Speaker 1: We don't have the same name, super h What you
Speaker 1: got diet HBVA? What she just got flat to me?
Speaker 1: T HBV H I got Kighly Jenner lip kit HBV.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's casual. Yeah, you got j C.
Speaker 2: Penns from Claire. Your HBV is in an clear from
Speaker 2: TJ Max. Anyway, Well, this is I'm really happy that
Speaker 2: we were able to turn this into like something very light.
Speaker 2: And anybody who's listening, and you might have like an
Speaker 2: s c D or HBV or herpies or whatever, just
Speaker 2: know that.
Speaker 1: You're not alone.
Speaker 3: And like you, you have to be responsible. Tell the
Speaker 3: other people that you've been having sex with.
Speaker 1: Get checked up. Duh.
Speaker 2: How often if you're sexually active? How often are you
Speaker 2: getting tested at three months? Because you're because you're out here, holland.
Speaker 4: Because you're.
Speaker 1: But it's different for you guys, right, Yes, gus, we're
Speaker 1: having sex.
Speaker 3: Because it because the anus is the most.
Speaker 4: It is it is. It is very susceptible.
Speaker 1: Susceptible, that's the word. That's what I was trying to said.
Speaker 2: Acceptable, it's acceptable, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Very acceptable.
Speaker 2: Unacceptable for me anyway, sells which STIs you've got right now?
Speaker 1: And how did you cure it?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: What kind of meds you got? Do you have extra?
Speaker 2: I mean, send him to forever Dog, send him to
Speaker 2: send him to the students. Attention, tall sexy gay producer
Speaker 2: intern Andrew.
Speaker 1: But Andrew, it's fine, it's we're all adults.
Speaker 3: It's fine if you definitely get checked up every two
Speaker 3: to three months, or if you're not having unprotected sex,
Speaker 3: maybe every six.
Speaker 4: Even if you're having protected sex, they'll get checked up.
Speaker 2: So what the whole point then, Like, okay, so I
Speaker 2: get on birth control, I get on birth control, I
Speaker 2: could still get pregnant and I can.
Speaker 1: Still catch a little dirty dick HPV.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I thought HBV is not even the HV.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, yes, h TV is not the Honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm doing great h TV.
Speaker 2: They say everybody, but when people have chlamydia, they also
Speaker 2: say everybody's had chlamydia, which is true. I've never had
Speaker 2: the clap, but I do know that people get it.
Speaker 2: I've had Trick and Ooma saying nobody else has told
Speaker 2: me about it, nobody else.
Speaker 1: Has had it. That's because that's like people messaged me
Speaker 1: and they were like, we're still question mark, question mark,
Speaker 1: question mark, Like trick and trickonometric square. It's a parasite.
Speaker 1: It's very niche. I had. I had a boutique. You know,
Speaker 1: it only came in three sizes. It came in A two, three,
Speaker 1: and a four. It was very like slelt my cute merch.
Speaker 1: My CDs are boutique.
Speaker 2: It was so skinny, you know, it was very vogue.
Speaker 2: It looked like wigger it did. They actually showed me
Speaker 2: the parasite.
Speaker 1: Wait, like the bug they put a bug out of
Speaker 1: your pus?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, they take a sample, they put it
Speaker 3: in the petri dish. They put it under a microscope
Speaker 3: and they're like, this is what it looks like.
Speaker 1: You know, they had the microscope right by the thing.
Speaker 3: Well, I said, uh some. I told them the symptoms
Speaker 3: and they were like, oh you could. When I told
Speaker 3: them what was going on, then oh you can have this.
Speaker 1: Or this What was the other thing? I remember that plate.
Speaker 3: I just remember that I had trigonomus or whatever you
Speaker 3: call it.
Speaker 1: And you saw the parasite just damn, it was long. Nos.
Speaker 1: It was from the matrix that they were putting in people.
Speaker 1: It was yuck. It was very yuck. And this was
Speaker 1: I don't know, this was like ten years ago.
Speaker 2: So see that's why that's why I didn't want to
Speaker 2: talk about this today, because it's now in ten years
Speaker 2: where I could have been like yeah, HBV. Once you know,
Speaker 2: it was casual, you know, it went away. It could
Speaker 2: I'm still gonna have.
Speaker 1: It in ten years, Andrew, why are you gonna wish
Speaker 1: that on me?
Speaker 4: I still have HVV.
Speaker 1: But that's because you grow. I'm not carrying this with
Speaker 1: me into my thirties and.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Unacceptable. I'm not gonna be getting my Hollywood above this.
Speaker 2: It's above getting my star on the Hollywood Walk of
Speaker 2: Fame with HPV's. That's not my plus one to the
Speaker 2: is always your plus one, one plus one.
Speaker 1: I'm not getting spanks with.
Speaker 2: H when you go to the party, like, can I
Speaker 2: bring somebody? I have another person coming with me. I'm
Speaker 2: here for the Black Hollywood Emmy Party. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 2: did you see.
Speaker 1: What happened with that?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: What happened? Oh my god? Amanda Seals got turned away
Speaker 1: at the door.
Speaker 3: No, can we talk just a little. This is messy,
Speaker 3: but it's fine. Just say facts. That's it, Okay.
Speaker 1: So this is this is what I learned.
Speaker 2: Apparently Jesse Williams invited her to the Black Hollywood. The
Speaker 2: skin guy, the skin one, cheated his wife with a
Speaker 2: white woman from gray anatomy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know you can't truss the light skin
Speaker 1: black man with gray eyes. Is there any way?
Speaker 2: We can just the person out the name yeah can
Speaker 2: weep yeah, which.
Speaker 1: She posted it on her inst stories.
Speaker 2: She talked about her on her podcast okayt There But
Speaker 2: apparently she like Esa Raised Publicist was having a party
Speaker 2: and Raised Publicist doesn't like her, and so a man
Speaker 2: of Seele showed up with all these people and they
Speaker 2: were like, they could come in, but you can't come in,
Speaker 2: and she was like what.
Speaker 1: She was like what.
Speaker 2: Originally she was saying that a white woman turned her
Speaker 2: away from the party, but came out later it was
Speaker 2: a black woman that was like, you specifically cannot come
Speaker 2: in here.
Speaker 1: You not on the list.
Speaker 2: So somebody came out to meet her and she went
Speaker 2: in and she was at the bar and then four
Speaker 2: security guards escorted her out, like you can't be here.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to get that time. Apparently I'm kicking
Speaker 2: everyone yet you gotta go get your everybody gets and
Speaker 2: then it's like, but none of my friends they can stay,
Speaker 2: but you can't stay. Apparently all there was a table
Speaker 2: Insecure had a table at the party, and everybody from
Speaker 2: Insecure was there and they watched her get escorted.
Speaker 1: Out and nobody helped.
Speaker 2: Nobody stipped in Jacky nobody was like, since you want
Speaker 2: some bread to go?
Speaker 1: Shame shame, shame, shame, shame, shame.
Speaker 3: Anyway, so that Marie, would you allow that if that
Speaker 3: was me, if we were, if we if there was
Speaker 3: a party you already in and I'm texting you, I'm like,
Speaker 3: they not let me in.
Speaker 2: I'm coming to the door. I'm gonna say, you know,
Speaker 2: she's famous. What's happening is she's famous and we're walking
Speaker 2: in together. And then if you get kicked out, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be like, cis you want me to wrap some
Speaker 2: food up.
Speaker 1: Today or not. I'd be like this, this is what
Speaker 1: I would go on my instant stories. You'll go live.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, look at look at this she go live.
Speaker 1: How they're dragging my friend out here? Her shoe is
Speaker 1: dragging you look like Cinderella. I would go live for you.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but apparently they don't. Really, you know, those
Speaker 1: really ain't your friends, you know, the co workers.
Speaker 3: Colleagues, colleagues. But I mean, Marie, I'm I'm a close friend.
Speaker 3: You're not leaving the party because I can't it in.
Speaker 1: You're not doing that.
Speaker 2: I mean, they depends on who theirs is, you know,
Speaker 2: like if Oprah got a table close by. I might
Speaker 2: stay at the party, but I would leave with you probably,
Speaker 2: I would meet you after.
Speaker 1: I'd meet you after, Yeah, like at checkers or something.
Speaker 1: You're not leaving the party. You're just not would you
Speaker 1: leave the party if I was.
Speaker 2: If you were inside and and you're with your friends
Speaker 2: who had a table and everything, and I'm like, city,
Speaker 2: they won't let me in.
Speaker 1: Because they I would leave.
Speaker 3: I would leave no matter how lit the party was.
Speaker 3: It doesn't I first of all, I don't drink. I
Speaker 3: didn't already took my pictures. You know we getting in
Speaker 3: there taking pictures. You just arrived, You just arrived, You're
Speaker 3: waiting for the food to come out. You would leave
Speaker 3: leave She's like, already took my pictures? No, would you
Speaker 3: leave if you just got there?
Speaker 2: And you know it's like, you know, steak is coming out. Lobsters, lobsters.
Speaker 1: They got a professional sushi chef in the back.
Speaker 2: He just if were still working together, if we're still
Speaker 2: doing the pod, I'm gonna leave because I'm like, I
Speaker 2: gotta see you at work and then be like, ah,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be messy. But if by and see you
Speaker 2: in a year, just didn't get out of it's asual.
Speaker 2: If I was alone, okay, if I was with somebody,
Speaker 2: you'd be like, well, I'll just see y'all back at
Speaker 2: the hotel.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about it. Marie.
Speaker 2: You're one of the closest people I have in my life.
Speaker 1: You are like family. I would leave fuck that party.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, then I guess I gotta leave too. No,
Speaker 2: I just I'm leaving too. I'm asking the question again. Well,
Speaker 2: one of us gotta be the inside man. No to
Speaker 2: tell us, to tell us right? What was Denzel touching
Speaker 2: somebody's butt inside? Did Sona Lathan bite Beyonce's face?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: We need somebody at the Black Hollywood party.
Speaker 2: But the problem is is that if I see you
Speaker 2: in pictures with these motherfuckers, I'm being pissed.
Speaker 1: I'm be furious. Ra, and I do know that you
Speaker 1: have severe folmo. I do. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well I would leave, but I wouldn't leave right away, Sis,
Speaker 2: I would stay for at least twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: So I gotta wait outside. I gotta tell the Uber
Speaker 1: driver you are extra twenty. I'd be texting you like
Speaker 1: a girl.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to get my coat, the little coat
Speaker 2: check a line real long.
Speaker 1: Wow, she put it.
Speaker 2: She first she said it was a white woman, and
Speaker 2: then it was really a black woman.
Speaker 1: It was a black woman. I see what you're doing, sis.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So anyway, she talked about it on her podcast.
Speaker 2: I would tell y'all to listen to it, but you
Speaker 2: don't need to. You need to listen to this one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Matter of fact, go listen to another episode of this podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh you're so rude. Listen to last week's. I've never
Speaker 1: said any of that. I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't agree with what Marie said. Listen to the
Speaker 3: pop Well what did I say that?
Speaker 2: Oh, you don't agree with me saying don't listen to
Speaker 2: her podcast.
Speaker 1: I was saying, I already give them the story. So
Speaker 1: you what, you're listening for a full hour for you know,
Speaker 1: you gotta hear you are here.
Speaker 2: Who Shout out to everybody which ate with HBV. Shout
Speaker 2: out to people who can't get into parties.
Speaker 1: Shout out to.
Speaker 3: People moving and you know, trying to figure shit out.
Speaker 3: They got a roommate and they over thirty and stuff it.
Speaker 2: Shout out to people who are sleeping on air mattress
Speaker 2: right now, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Shout out to people who shout out to people
Speaker 3: who get in actresses from Helix, you know, shout out
Speaker 3: to be one of the best.
Speaker 1: Been in the boxes.
Speaker 2: Casper what Casper whisper the friendly ghosts okay Helix.
Speaker 1: Thanks. Shout out to people who have warts in their butt.
Speaker 4: More surgically removed. Wow, I got to have sex for
Speaker 4: three months?
Speaker 1: Three months?
Speaker 4: Three months? Yes?
Speaker 2: Oh you had other sounded like you needed to take
Speaker 2: some time off anyway, that was that.
Speaker 1: Was that was gotten telling you to get some rest,
Speaker 1: get some rest, because no other man standing out for me,
Speaker 1: that's for sure.
Speaker 4: I mean baby baby.
Speaker 1: Baby baby.
Speaker 3: Okay, So this has been a fantastic episode. I love
Speaker 3: you guys, Dearly Sydney. Oh the October the twenty sixth
Speaker 3: at Union Hall, thanks to everybody who went to our
Speaker 3: live show.
Speaker 1: That happened right last wrinner.
Speaker 3: Yes, and then we have our live show that's for
Speaker 3: the New York Comedy Festival. That's going to be at
Speaker 3: Union Hall November November fifth, fifth. I'm like November fifth
Speaker 3: at five pm. Buy those tickets. I don't want to
Speaker 3: hear nothing.
Speaker 1: It's an early midday situation. You could come.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be an hour, real quick, real smooth, and
Speaker 2: then we could just get drinks and stuff afterwards.
Speaker 1: Fool. Get some wings, yeah, get some wings. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: want that bitch sold out, So I don't want to
Speaker 1: hear nothing, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, if you
Speaker 1: can't afford the ticket, how much is the ticket? Fifteen ten?
Speaker 3: If you really can't afford it and you a ride
Speaker 3: or die, hit me up, I'm gonna put.
Speaker 1: You on the list. How about that? That's what I
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