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<v Speaker 1>Forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, guys, Hey, it's gone on. Okay, so we've been

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<v Speaker 2>talking for like half an hour already, and y'all don't

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<v Speaker 2>get to hear that.

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<v Speaker 1>But Sidney, can you just repeat what you just said.

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<v Speaker 3>I love the listeners. I love y'all. Y'all are great.

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<v Speaker 3>It's awesome. I love feedback. I love all of it.

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<v Speaker 3>But some of the feedback is not your place. Just

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<v Speaker 3>like sometimes I get messages it's like, oh, thank you

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<v Speaker 3>for telling me about like your alcoholism and your depression

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<v Speaker 3>and your relationship and all that stuff. And that's great,

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<v Speaker 3>but I just feel like sometimes people overstep their boundaries

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<v Speaker 3>and they'll tell me like, oh, I you know, I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like it's always something going wrong and you should

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<v Speaker 3>be more positive about yourself. And like that episode where

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<v Speaker 3>I was saying, oh, you know, I'm worried about not

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<v Speaker 3>being funny and like how I'm supposed to be on

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<v Speaker 3>stage or me not doing my job, and they're just like,

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<v Speaker 3>I think you need to be more positive about things

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<v Speaker 3>because because things are going well in your life and

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<v Speaker 3>it just seems like nothing is right and and it's

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<v Speaker 3>which is.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a bold thing to text somebody, like to send

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<v Speaker 2>the message to somebody that they need to be more positive,

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<v Speaker 2>Like let me be sad for a day, let me

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<v Speaker 2>be in a funky mood for a few days, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean? Like that's I think part of

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<v Speaker 2>being a human being is like I'm allowed to be sad.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna and I'm allowed to sit in that sometimes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm not saying that you're a sad person. Obviously

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<v Speaker 2>you're you know, a ray of sunshine regularly. But uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I think maybe that person just wants you

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<v Speaker 2>to not talk bad about yourself, you specifically, right, like

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<v Speaker 2>don't don't self deprecate.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe is that maybe that was this I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, but like sometimes when you message or whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>I just I don't know the context.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't or I don't know you.

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<v Speaker 3>So to me, it's just like, Okay, I'm getting these

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<v Speaker 3>random messages. Some of them are good, and then some

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<v Speaker 3>of them stick out and they're like, oh wait, who

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<v Speaker 3>are you? Like what are you saying?

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<v Speaker 2>And isn't it crazy how we only like we can

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<v Speaker 2>have a million positive comments or a million and.

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<v Speaker 1>I repost them.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want you to know every time you guys

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<v Speaker 3>write something or I'm like actively trying to put them

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<v Speaker 3>in the stories and let people know like, ah, we

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<v Speaker 3>appreciate all these nice comments.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you're just the mean ones too. Sometimes. Yes

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 4>I do yesterday, Yeah I do.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, we're people. When you cut us, do we

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<v Speaker 1>not bleed?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean we are for our shade and we are

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<v Speaker 3>we can be very mean and we get it. I

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<v Speaker 3>mean we read some of your comments out loud and

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<v Speaker 3>then we have we have notes, so I know. But

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<v Speaker 3>I think on a on a real note, like it's

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<v Speaker 3>just social media. You say something and you don't know, Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>this person is actually reading this, and you don't know

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<v Speaker 3>what they're going through, how their day was, and they

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<v Speaker 3>might take it like this is like bigger than what

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<v Speaker 3>it is. So send me a voice mamo, because I

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<v Speaker 3>can't read these messages. Just tell me about how you feel,

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<v Speaker 3>and just so I can hear the tone.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you laughing? You be like, hey girl, you know

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta be more positive. I'm just reading.

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<v Speaker 3>I just look at your picture and I'm be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>this bitch, this is how her voice sounds, and this

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<v Speaker 3>is how she's talking to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's yelling at me right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know, Sidney, I want you to be happy.

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<v Speaker 2>I want Andrew to be happy. I want everybody I

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<v Speaker 2>want to be happy. I want everybody to thrive. But

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<v Speaker 2>like the thing about this podcast is that the more

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<v Speaker 2>listeners we get and the bigger the podcast gets, the

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<v Speaker 2>more annoying some of y'all becomes. So it's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the cool core people that started with us, sometimes they

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<v Speaker 2>feel like entitled. Like people will comment on posts that

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<v Speaker 2>I put now on Instagram and be like, I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Been with you since YouTube. I'm one of the original people.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's like, wha those YouTube videos were like five

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<v Speaker 2>six years old. Yeah, And people are like, yes, but

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<v Speaker 2>I've been here from the beginning, and it's like that

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't I mean it's great, but like that doesn't I

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<v Speaker 2>don't owe you something because of that, right, Like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a grown as person that you still don't know. You

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<v Speaker 2>watch a couple of videos and you listen to a

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<v Speaker 2>couple episodes and people are like, uh, classic Berie or Sidney, didn't,

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<v Speaker 2>didn't Ramona set and it's like somebody' I was doing

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<v Speaker 2>too much?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And it's it's fine, but I just feel like

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<v Speaker 3>it's hard.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, right now, I got too.

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<v Speaker 3>Much going on to get a comment that felt that

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<v Speaker 3>feels negative and read it on any given day at

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<v Speaker 3>this moment and be like, oh yeah, I needed to

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<v Speaker 3>hear that, you know, like I don't. I well, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not saying anything positive. Just please don't have a positive comment.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw you perform on Sunday, and I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen your set in a minute, but I say,

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<v Speaker 2>you perform on Sunday and it was the most the

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<v Speaker 2>most beautiful. I think it was the most Sydney set.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just it was so real and it was

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<v Speaker 1>so you, and it was so freaking funny.

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<v Speaker 2>And I hope that you still you're still carrying that

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<v Speaker 2>with you because it was so good. Trying try it's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot. It was no, no, no, no, it's good.

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<v Speaker 3>But the thing is about we do the nit every

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<v Speaker 3>Sunday and every Sunday. If like Marie is opening the show,

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, it's gonna be a great show

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<v Speaker 3>because you like literally all of the energy that we need.

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<v Speaker 1>You fucking carry that shit if you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Not not last Sunday, but thank you now every Sunday,

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<v Speaker 2>every Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was just who was I talking to?

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<v Speaker 3>I was talking to I won't say who, but they

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<v Speaker 3>were like the way Marie things off the top of

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<v Speaker 3>her head is just brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like they're.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, she's literally in the moment and we'll think of

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<v Speaker 3>a reference and just like tag tag tag, and it's

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<v Speaker 3>so good.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like, yeah, that's why I'm like, can Marie open? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>We need her to open because we don't. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>notice energy in this room right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was high last Sunday and I couldn't. I

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't do it. Like, I couldn't think of any references.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't connect stuff, and I was like, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>be high.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember that well. Remember I got offstairs and

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<v Speaker 2>you were like you did eight minutes? Because I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I have nothing to say, you know what? That was

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<v Speaker 2>the smoothest eight minutes, and we got to it. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>we dragged shit on.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like we did not need to do thirteen minutes,

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<v Speaker 3>but it was like eight minutes. It was perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>They were ready for the show in eight minutes, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, ah, yeah, she got hosts this. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But you see how perspectives can be so different Because

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<v Speaker 2>you thought it was great and I got off remember

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<v Speaker 2>when I mean it did the Sunday before and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, Oh, she's not gonna warm up the crowd

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<v Speaker 1>at all. She's gonna write to her then huh, well okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So for people who are listening who maybe have never

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<v Speaker 2>been to a comedy show, the job of the host

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<v Speaker 2>is not to do their jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>At the top of the show.

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<v Speaker 2>It's to open up the room, get the room ready

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<v Speaker 2>for comedy. You talk to the crowd, you see who's

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<v Speaker 2>celebrating birthdays. You like, if you have a joke that works,

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<v Speaker 2>you like, throw it in there. But your job is

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<v Speaker 2>to make.

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<v Speaker 1>That shit hot. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Hot.

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<v Speaker 2>So the next comment coming up is just like the

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<v Speaker 2>crowd is ready, like like moist for comedy d but

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<v Speaker 2>Amina was like, I'm gonna just do all these new

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<v Speaker 2>jokes that I haven't tested anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>And she was just literally like.

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<v Speaker 2>Going through a list of like new, unworked things and

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<v Speaker 2>it was like, cis this.

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<v Speaker 1>The crowd was like.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but I love it because I mean when you

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<v Speaker 3>guys went to DC, I was like so sad I

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't there because I was like, ah, hey on fire,

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<v Speaker 3>I could.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell girl Wie and a bunch of people from the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast came. We did.

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<v Speaker 2>I did four shows with Molly and Amina, but like

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<v Speaker 2>when I got there, and that's the thing about me,

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<v Speaker 2>is because I'm so good off the top of my head,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't like preparing for stuff. I'd just be

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<v Speaker 2>showing up like a couple of minutes before the show

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, well, I guess I'll talk about this,

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<v Speaker 2>this and this, and then I have to fill in

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<v Speaker 2>the blanks.

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<v Speaker 1>And it doesn't feel smooth to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Girl, if I'm in the zone and the crowd is

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<v Speaker 2>hot and I'm not high, then like things will start.

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<v Speaker 1>I see it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a beautiful mind, like everything's connected, and I

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<v Speaker 2>see like the lady with the fractions on her face,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm that. But that first show in DC, I was

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<v Speaker 2>like making fun of the audience.

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<v Speaker 1>I mainly did CrowdWork.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the last show, the last I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I need to be prepared. So the next menu was

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<v Speaker 2>like you can't with a set today, Like I was

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<v Speaker 2>doing material because I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't feel good.

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<v Speaker 4>No, But sometimes I watched you and like, I feel

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<v Speaker 4>like you almost plant people in the audience because the

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<v Speaker 4>way that you respond to them I'm like, how the

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<v Speaker 4>hell did you find that? That's crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>But when I like, and I'm gonna tell ya a

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<v Speaker 2>little secret when I talk to the audiences, because I

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<v Speaker 2>can't remember what joke comes next in my set. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean mainly, that's most comedians when they doing CrowdWork, they

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<v Speaker 2>like trying to sift through their set list and be like, ah,

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<v Speaker 2>let me maneuver some ship while I'm talking no, But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not trying to maneuver some I can't remember my jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>I legit be like no, but I doesn't appear like that.

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<v Speaker 1>It appears like a professional.

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<v Speaker 2>So my gift in my curse because I feel very

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<v Speaker 2>like unprofessional and not prepared on stage and everyone's like

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<v Speaker 2>Maria is just up there and I'm like, but my

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<v Speaker 2>head is like what's next? And Sydney knows my material

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<v Speaker 2>more than I do, Like Sydney like you got this, this, this, this,

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<v Speaker 2>you got the joke about this, And I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot all about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell me text me this morning, yo, can you tell

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<v Speaker 3>me that joke that I said off stage? And I

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<v Speaker 3>remembered it and I was like, fuck, I wish I

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<v Speaker 3>could remember my own shit like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my girl, is it crazy?

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<v Speaker 3>I got the text early, like, yeah, I remember it,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was so annoyed that I remembered the joke

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<v Speaker 3>and I can't remember my own material ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, wait, so you have a solo show coming up.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about that because we can definitely get people

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<v Speaker 2>to show up to that listening right now. The show

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<v Speaker 2>is called My Beautiful, No, my favorite open book of beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>I was about to say my Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. Wow. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good title. Who's that title? Oh that's Kanye Wes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, can I use that?

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<v Speaker 2>Scratch out your title and put that in there, that

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<v Speaker 2>my Beautiful, Dark Twisted Fantasy open book.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so it's you talking. It's an hour long.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's gonna be an hour we work.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a your Door Peterson.

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<v Speaker 3>She's gonna be opening because you know, I just in

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<v Speaker 3>case it's not an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>Your Door of Peterson. What is she's doing? She's doing

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<v Speaker 2>stand up? Oh city is the cutest little yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>She she does character, she does, she does everything. She's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 3>I love her so much. So she's gonna do you know,

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<v Speaker 3>her little work work, and then I'm gonna just be

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<v Speaker 3>doing all the material, the material that I've been working

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<v Speaker 3>on about my childhood.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a set design? Is there gonna be some

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<v Speaker 2>lighting cues?

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<v Speaker 1>Like what?

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<v Speaker 2>Because you give you gave us outfits and characters last time,

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<v Speaker 2>what's gonna be?

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<v Speaker 1>I know?

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<v Speaker 3>I know this time, I was like, I'm literally for

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<v Speaker 3>this first show, literally working through all of the material

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<v Speaker 3>and then go to the next level, because I feel like,

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<v Speaker 3>if you try to put everything for the first show,

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<v Speaker 3>that's too much stress. Yeah it's all if you're if

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<v Speaker 3>your stories and jokes work, then you can incorporate every

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<v Speaker 3>everything else. But if you're trying to incorporate, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>wigs and your jokes, not all the way there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just professional you see that.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I learned that from doing the other solo show

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<v Speaker 3>three times. I was like, a, you know, yeah, gotta

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<v Speaker 3>be prepared. We talked about being prepared.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, be prepared. Yeah that's what Scar said. So there's that.

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<v Speaker 3>And I hope after the podcast we can go to

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<v Speaker 3>your house cause you gotta.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking o apartment.

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<v Speaker 2>I walked here from my house, Oh yeah, bitch, And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna leave my house at eleven thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be on time because I said it was

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<v Speaker 2>gonna take like fifteen eighteen minutes or something like that

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<v Speaker 2>to walk to walk, so so it's probably a three

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<v Speaker 2>minute cab ride. I was like, I was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna I'm gonna leave at eleven thirty. I left

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<v Speaker 2>my house at eleven fifty five, so I know, I

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<v Speaker 2>if you live closer somewhere, you're not gonna be early,

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<v Speaker 2>You're still gonna be late.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually later. Yeah, harder for me to be on time. Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, so yeah, the apartment is, uh, it's cute. It's

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<v Speaker 2>in a good little neighborhood, I think, which is what

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<v Speaker 2>was most important to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't need a lot of space.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to be able to be like that's

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<v Speaker 2>where I get my coffee, that's where I get my rose,

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<v Speaker 2>that's where I clean.

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<v Speaker 1>My panties, Like I want to be able to walk

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<v Speaker 1>to stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>And this week, like the day after I moved, I

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<v Speaker 2>had a show and they were like the show starts

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<v Speaker 2>at nine thirty, and I was like, don't nobody want

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<v Speaker 2>to do Comedya No nine thirty? And then I was

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm not gonna go and I checked the address

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<v Speaker 2>and it was two blocks away from my house, so

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, So I showed up looking like a

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<v Speaker 2>raggedy bum. The show was fine, again, fully unprepared. I

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<v Speaker 2>got on stage. I was like mad because I got Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so quick tip. If you're moving and you don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to pay for boxes, just go on craigslists and people

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<v Speaker 2>give free moving boxes away. I got twenty boxes on

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<v Speaker 2>Craigslist for free, and after I was unpacking them, I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I'm just gonna put them on crazlist for

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<v Speaker 2>somebody else.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm paying forward.

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<v Speaker 2>So I put them online and this woman said she

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<v Speaker 2>was gonna come, and then I forgot to respond to her.

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<v Speaker 2>She didn't come, and so I put the boxes outside

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<v Speaker 2>and then it rained. No, twenty boxes in the rain.

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<v Speaker 2>Like twenty boxes in the rain. Everybody hate you because recycling,

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<v Speaker 2>no hold on. So I run downstairs the way the

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<v Speaker 2>boxes were.

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<v Speaker 1>You trying to save them? No, they were under the

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<v Speaker 1>fire escape. They were all dry.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, look at God, it was wet everywhere

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<v Speaker 2>except where these boxes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's god. Okay, what a mighty god. We serve box.

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<v Speaker 1>So somebody came to pick them up.

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<v Speaker 2>But when I was trying to maneuver them outside the

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<v Speaker 2>night before. This woman walked by and she was on

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<v Speaker 2>the sidewalk and she was like, do you have permission

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<v Speaker 2>to put your boxes there?

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<v Speaker 1>Your trash there? And I was like what.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, do you have permission to put you

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<v Speaker 2>up your trash here? And I was like, this is

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<v Speaker 2>in front of my building and she was like this

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<v Speaker 2>is no, this is my building. It was like the

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<v Speaker 2>one next door. And she was like, you can't put

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<v Speaker 2>just and I was like, it's trash, like you about

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<v Speaker 2>to fight me over some trat. And it was a

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<v Speaker 2>black lady and I was like, says, really this will

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<v Speaker 2>be doing yeah in gentrified Brooklyn is arguing about where

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<v Speaker 2>I'm up with these boxes.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, this my space.

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<v Speaker 2>But if I had put the boxes there, because I

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<v Speaker 2>moved them, I was like, well, I'm just moving and

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<v Speaker 2>she was like, no, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, if it had been fine, you

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have said anything to me.

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<v Speaker 2>So I moved them. But if I had left them

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<v Speaker 2>where they were, they would have been with So truly.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus is real. Jesus is real.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, somebody came to pick them up and were they nice?

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<v Speaker 2>I left the boxes house. I was like, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>letting a stranger danger and my place. So I left

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<v Speaker 2>the boxes outside.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Uh, I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you're showing us pictures when they were at Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>when I was at Carolinas and I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, this is perfect. Carolina came over. She helped me

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<v Speaker 1>unpack some books or something. Stupid. Books are dumb. If

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<v Speaker 1>you have books in your house and you're moving, throw

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<v Speaker 1>the books away. No, we need the books. They waste

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<v Speaker 1>so much. But you need the book.

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<v Speaker 2>It'll be a tiny box of books and that's heavier

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<v Speaker 2>than the box that has all your crast fes.

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<v Speaker 3>You need the books. The books are important. You need

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<v Speaker 3>to either look smart or look like you. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>you're in the academia. Books are academia. Books are canceled.

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<v Speaker 2>Get you a little kindle, you know, get that poor eyesight,

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<v Speaker 2>but live your best blind life with that kindle.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we deserve it. We deserve it. What else? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>so fran came over yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, because we were going to go get a drink

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<v Speaker 2>across the street and I'm showing her my house. She

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<v Speaker 2>comes in, She's like, wow, that looks awesome. Wow, this

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<v Speaker 2>is cute. She's like, let me see your bathroom. I'm bragging.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm gonna put some shelves up, blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 2>I look in the sink. The biggest roach I've ever

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<v Speaker 2>seen in my life the size of my thumb.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding. It was that big and that thit.

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<v Speaker 2>In front of him in the sink, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my gosh, you don't think I have a dirty house?

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<v Speaker 1>Like oh, screaming ice scream. She screams.

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<v Speaker 2>We all scream for ice cream. She's like, do you

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<v Speaker 2>the roach is just trying to like crawl out of

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<v Speaker 2>the sink. I think it came out of the It

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<v Speaker 2>was so big, like like an Amazon bug.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so big. She's like, do you have spray?

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<v Speaker 2>So I gotta go get my fantastic She got this

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<v Speaker 2>like bug spray.

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<v Speaker 1>We're spraying it, We're screaming. We're spraying it. We're screaming.

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<v Speaker 2>It tries to fly away, it lands on its back

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<v Speaker 2>and that.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, well, now she don't think I have

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<v Speaker 1>a dirty house.

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 1>And I just hit it on the podcast or aboudy

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<v Speaker 1>don't think I have a dirty house.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 3>She lives in Brooklyn. She knows the deal. And it's

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<v Speaker 3>a water bug. That's different.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so big. Water bug comes from the drain.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the building you.

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<v Speaker 2>Just move in.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Sis. That was the that was the last

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<v Speaker 3>tenant's bug. Yeah, that's residual bugs from somebody else.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so nasty. Yeah, but you can come see

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<v Speaker 1>the place today. Yeah, I'll come. I'll stop by. Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>you can come see the place today too.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love oh amazing, love it. And hopefully we

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<v Speaker 2>could get out of here early. We have nineteen eisodes.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, Larry has another episode after your guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so sad a yikes.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm here until like six thirty or maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>Or maybe I can ooh, or maybe I can come tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh oh I need.

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<v Speaker 3>Your actually need your blow dryer with a calm, can

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<v Speaker 3>I brow because I'm gonna take my braids out tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, wait you need it?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you still have that blow dryer?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I was like Si and I got my hair CRT.

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<v Speaker 1>I should have messaged you to bring it to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I would totally abort it. Yeah, let me run home

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<v Speaker 1>real quick, get it. I'll be right back. Okay, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a break.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, buddy, Oh maybe, oh buddy, maybe, But I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if I want to walk fifteen minutes come

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<v Speaker 2>back this half an hour worth of walking.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, but your girl, uber we uber are there.

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<v Speaker 2>We uber pooled, we uber pool there. Actually we could

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<v Speaker 2>take the bus. The bus stops right in front of me,

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<v Speaker 2>just the bus stops your own apartment. We would never

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<v Speaker 2>take a bus.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a love. The bus is my brain.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about to cancel all my metro car like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna just take the bus exclusively directly to my front door.

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<v Speaker 2>And my bedroom doesn't have any curtains, so I just

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<v Speaker 2>be butt naked for the people at the bust up.

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<v Speaker 1>How is it?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, the body is great, SI, Now I know

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<v Speaker 2>your body's great, but I'm saying, how.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you feel about that not having any curtains? Because

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<v Speaker 4>the the guy who lives on the street view of

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<v Speaker 4>my building.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you told me this story.

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<v Speaker 4>He literally I saw him just getting like pounded out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and you were hot for it.

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<v Speaker 4>I was totally hot.

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<v Speaker 1>What floor is you on?

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<v Speaker 4>So I it's not a walk up, it's a walk down.

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<v Speaker 4>So he's like he's the garden level. Yeah, he's like

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<v Speaker 4>below level, and so.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not even getting any light. That's why I little

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<v Speaker 2>curtains so.

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<v Speaker 4>When you're walking down the steps, you can see everything

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<v Speaker 4>in his apartment, including two naked bodies.

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<v Speaker 1>Was the sex good? How long did you stand there?

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<v Speaker 6>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>I took from getting into my apartment. Okay, I would

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<v Speaker 4>have stood there.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have stood there for the like, if you

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do it, I'm gonna watch you do it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was good.

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<v Speaker 4>It was great. And I was like I was already gone,

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<v Speaker 4>and I was like he moved in that week, and

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, it would be so ballsy for me

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<v Speaker 4>to just knock on the door and just be like,

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<v Speaker 4>what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, you can't bang the dude downstairs?

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<v Speaker 4>I know, I know I not see Sydney and I does.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be weird.

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<v Speaker 4>I know I can't. I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>That only brand it is weird. This is true. Your

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<v Speaker 1>brand is a man.

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<v Speaker 4>It might have been the same guy.

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<v Speaker 1>That i've Jamie Fox quote unquote.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, he literally does look like Jamie Fox.

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, receipts or didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't have the picture because we don't believe.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you're lying. We don't believe.

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<v Speaker 2>I think someone who looks like Gabrielle Union you hooked

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<v Speaker 2>up with yourself. Yeah, I know, my masturbde it.

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<v Speaker 1>While I wasn't looking in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Mirror, Andrew said, you look really really great. I put

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<v Speaker 2>makeup on today.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I'm gonna go to the podcast and

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<v Speaker 3>be better.

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<v Speaker 1>They're saying, so we need to take a photo with

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<v Speaker 1>the guests today, got it?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, no, no, no, I do think that sometimes.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, ah, if we had pictures with a guess,

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<v Speaker 3>they would be more inclined to repost.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like people are so dumb with the pictures

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<v Speaker 4>taken in this studio though, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>So many different podcasts have the it's just you just

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<v Speaker 4>scroll past them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true. That is true for people never be prepared.

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<v Speaker 2>But the lighting also is not that good in here,

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<v Speaker 2>so you know, like and forever dog, I'm a megabone

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<v Speaker 2>before I come here.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, that's the real reason. I'm like, eh, sir, but

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<v Speaker 1>your skin looks fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been drinking a lot of water, a lot more water,

0:20:36.600 --> 0:20:40.160
<v Speaker 2>and I am I feel like I should be doing

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<v Speaker 2>stuff with my skin because like I'm getting older.

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<v Speaker 1>But like I'm also afraid that if I start.

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<v Speaker 2>Playing with like creams and treatments and rose water, that

0:20:48.640 --> 0:20:50.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna like mess it up somehow.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Just this smile Lemma, I'm like, should I put this

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<v Speaker 2>night cream on? Is it going to make my face

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<v Speaker 2>like break out?

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<v Speaker 3>I think you should do something that's uh like not vegan,

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<v Speaker 3>but something that's more natural, like find some some night treatments.

0:21:12.720 --> 0:21:15.920
<v Speaker 1>That are like natural based or whatever you call it.

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<v Speaker 2>When you use oh, I mean we We've been getting

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of products, you know, for the past, and

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<v Speaker 2>I've like, I use the Imass.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm using the lotion. Yeah, I's a great wander clamby

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<v Speaker 1>just gold Iass.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, wow, it looks like I actually sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>This is insanity.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I feel like I see a

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<v Speaker 2>difference on myself, but you feel like when you use

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<v Speaker 2>the under imass there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because your girls hagged, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>I like, I have insomnia, so it's hard for me

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<v Speaker 3>to sleep sometimes, and then when I do go to sleep,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm still not well rested because.

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<v Speaker 1>Should be flailing. Sis.

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<v Speaker 2>We talked about this, Yes, just trying to cuddle with

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<v Speaker 2>everybody next to.

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<v Speaker 1>You I I toss in turn.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a toss sout baby. That's what I do in

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<v Speaker 2>the bed, toss salad.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever what was lost time you had a

0:22:06.320 --> 0:22:08.520
<v Speaker 1>salad on lambses? Oh?

0:22:08.400 --> 0:22:13.080
<v Speaker 2>I actually yesterday, sweet Green, I had the harvest salad

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<v Speaker 2>that has all these nuts and seasoning. And can we

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<v Speaker 2>stop with the fucking almonds in a salad, bitch, Eat

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<v Speaker 2>the almonds by themselves, Eat the salad by itself.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need all that like crunchiness. Get a crunchy salad.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Man can give you the same crunch I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>any type of nuts in my cell.

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<v Speaker 1>No something power seeds. The fork is not picking up

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<v Speaker 1>the self. It's not.

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<v Speaker 3>And people who love nuts and things chaotic, they're just

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<v Speaker 3>they can't be trusted. Those are those are the people

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<v Speaker 3>who you know, cheating relationships.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are the people that they got skid marks and

0:22:46.280 --> 0:22:46.680
<v Speaker 1>they draws.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, those are the people that tell you look good

0:22:48.320 --> 0:22:49.600
<v Speaker 2>when you got a booger in your nose.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate those people, those Cashi go leang, I hate them.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's just like, stop with the nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>And I had to pick out all of the nuts

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<v Speaker 2>and then can we stop salad places.

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<v Speaker 3>That don't give me enough fucking dressing. We got this

0:23:04.040 --> 0:23:06.520
<v Speaker 3>big ass bowl and then you want me to drizzle.

0:23:06.840 --> 0:23:08.480
<v Speaker 3>You want me to like, you gotta drinkle, you gotta

0:23:08.560 --> 0:23:10.520
<v Speaker 3>dip the fork tips in it. And they're just like,

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<v Speaker 3>are you fucking kidding it? Give me a real amount

0:23:13.400 --> 0:23:18.280
<v Speaker 3>of salad dressing that can cover, can coat the mixed screens.

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<v Speaker 1>How much of your just salad costs?

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<v Speaker 3>Because it sounds like you had a seventeen dollars salad,

0:23:21.560 --> 0:23:23.480
<v Speaker 3>honey on the corporate card.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I did not pay love it. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>did you get chicken? You got some protein on it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I just I want to be healthy.

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<v Speaker 3>But I always see these people who eat healthy and

0:23:33.720 --> 0:23:36.080
<v Speaker 3>it's like, ah, what's your life looking like?

0:23:36.119 --> 0:23:36.359
<v Speaker 5>Though?

0:23:36.840 --> 0:23:39.520
<v Speaker 3>You being all healthy and shit, but like you're not

0:23:39.560 --> 0:23:43.720
<v Speaker 3>getting fucked right. Your job sucks, Like who cares? I'd

0:23:43.800 --> 0:23:47.119
<v Speaker 3>rather eat shitty? You think people who are getting fucked right? No,

0:23:47.119 --> 0:23:48.160
<v Speaker 3>they're not getting sucked right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, absolutely.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, if you've only ever been having bad sex,

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<v Speaker 2>do you know what good sex is?

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<v Speaker 1>Honey?

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<v Speaker 3>If you're thirty four and you haven't had not one

0:23:58.600 --> 0:24:00.920
<v Speaker 3>glimpse of great sex, you need to go die.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to go sound like lay down.

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<v Speaker 4>How many times have you had like actually like quality sex?

0:24:06.840 --> 0:24:11.639
<v Speaker 1>Then quality sex. I've had quality sex, I've had called sexy.

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<v Speaker 4>Sounds like you're lying right now your tone.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to mention the people. I'm just saying you

0:24:19.200 --> 0:24:22.800
<v Speaker 3>don't mention their names. But I'm an older woman. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not twenty seven, you know what I mean. Like I've

0:24:24.840 --> 0:24:28.320
<v Speaker 3>been out there, I got miles on this dang. You know, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>but you were happy you've had bad sex before? Oh

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<v Speaker 3>some of it was with people that were like boyfriends, right,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I was in.

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<v Speaker 2>A look at that. We're so good, we're getting better,

0:24:42.400 --> 0:24:43.200
<v Speaker 2>We're getting better.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, guys, if you think you're getting fucking gossip from us,

0:24:47.520 --> 0:24:47.960
<v Speaker 3>no more.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you know to get me slipping with libel and

0:24:51.720 --> 0:24:57.439
<v Speaker 2>slander on this podcast in these United States to the

0:24:57.480 --> 0:25:01.800
<v Speaker 2>International the International Waters version of the podcast, this ain't it,

0:25:01.960 --> 0:25:02.320
<v Speaker 2>This is.

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<v Speaker 3>Not You're not gonna come here, get your tea and

0:25:05.040 --> 0:25:06.440
<v Speaker 3>then spill it somewhere else.

0:25:06.520 --> 0:25:08.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, then saying that just the clip of

0:25:08.680 --> 0:25:11.240
<v Speaker 2>the tee to somebody so they can hear us spilling it.

0:25:11.359 --> 0:25:13.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Then we come down the whole episode.

0:25:12.920 --> 0:25:14.760
<v Speaker 3>Okay, and then we caught out here and it's out

0:25:14.800 --> 0:25:15.440
<v Speaker 3>of contact.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like I said that I loved you, but it

0:25:19.200 --> 0:25:21.840
<v Speaker 2>was trash, you know. Yo.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, Okay, Well, proud.

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<v Speaker 2>Of myself for starting myself right there, but uh, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. I think I had bad sex for a while,

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<v Speaker 2>so much so that I was like, I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have I'm gonna stop having sex, and I would celibate

0:25:33.560 --> 0:25:37.520
<v Speaker 2>for a while, right, and then I got back in

0:25:37.560 --> 0:25:40.160
<v Speaker 2>the sex game. Some people were still bad, but like now,

0:25:40.160 --> 0:25:42.520
<v Speaker 2>when it's good, it's just like I'm just gonna keep.

0:25:42.440 --> 0:25:44.240
<v Speaker 1>Coming here because I keep coming here.

0:25:44.600 --> 0:25:48.840
<v Speaker 2>But otherwise, like once i feel like I'm done with that,

0:25:48.960 --> 0:25:50.200
<v Speaker 2>then I'm moving on to something else.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I support it thousand percent.

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<v Speaker 3>But the problem is that love sucks, so you get

0:25:57.680 --> 0:26:02.760
<v Speaker 3>clouded and you just you'll deal with some mediocre or

0:26:02.800 --> 0:26:06.760
<v Speaker 3>regular or you know, you just deal because you're like,

0:26:06.960 --> 0:26:11.119
<v Speaker 3>I have such strong feelings for this person that you

0:26:11.160 --> 0:26:12.440
<v Speaker 3>know I will.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll neglect my physical needs. Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know nothing about that life, but I'm just

0:26:21.920 --> 0:26:24.639
<v Speaker 3>saying it's out there. Yeah, love sounds dumb, And I

0:26:24.680 --> 0:26:28.439
<v Speaker 3>also think that people put too big of a importance

0:26:28.480 --> 0:26:32.080
<v Speaker 3>of on sex it's like it's great when it's great,

0:26:32.119 --> 0:26:32.800
<v Speaker 3>but it's not.

0:26:33.119 --> 0:26:35.440
<v Speaker 1>It shouldn't be the end all be all for relationship.

0:26:35.880 --> 0:26:39.159
<v Speaker 2>But if we have a good relationship, right, you support me,

0:26:39.280 --> 0:26:42.760
<v Speaker 2>I support you. Every it's fifty fifty, everybody's paying for stuff.

0:26:43.080 --> 0:26:46.080
<v Speaker 2>The apartment is cute, everybody, you know what I mean.

0:26:46.880 --> 0:26:50.760
<v Speaker 1>But the sex is bad. That's going like start to

0:26:50.880 --> 0:26:54.760
<v Speaker 1>fracture things in that relationship. We all have to fix this.

0:26:55.600 --> 0:26:59.560
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I agree, Yeah, I think we just have to

0:27:00.119 --> 0:27:06.560
<v Speaker 3>one what is bad sex because the sex can physically

0:27:06.680 --> 0:27:09.080
<v Speaker 3>you could be doing everything right, but we just are

0:27:09.119 --> 0:27:10.960
<v Speaker 3>not like meshing.

0:27:10.960 --> 0:27:12.200
<v Speaker 1>Well, the energy is off.

0:27:12.760 --> 0:27:16.280
<v Speaker 2>You can have somebody who has terrible technique I feel like,

0:27:16.359 --> 0:27:20.840
<v Speaker 2>but you feel good about them, so like you'll deal. No,

0:27:21.240 --> 0:27:23.439
<v Speaker 2>that's where y'all are messing up. The technique is trash.

0:27:23.520 --> 0:27:26.640
<v Speaker 2>You gotta tell them in the moment. Technique is trash.

0:27:26.760 --> 0:27:28.800
<v Speaker 2>It's not working for me. Whatever you're doing right now,

0:27:28.800 --> 0:27:29.359
<v Speaker 2>it's not working.

0:27:29.400 --> 0:27:33.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, absolutely, as long as you're vocal about what

0:27:33.200 --> 0:27:33.720
<v Speaker 3>you like.

0:27:33.760 --> 0:27:35.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you what I mean. Sometimes you don't really

0:27:35.520 --> 0:27:36.000
<v Speaker 1>know what you like.

0:27:36.040 --> 0:27:37.800
<v Speaker 2>You just know what you don't like. I don't like

0:27:37.840 --> 0:27:40.320
<v Speaker 2>this whatever you're doing right now, please stop.

0:27:41.280 --> 0:27:42.200
<v Speaker 1>It's that right now.

0:27:42.560 --> 0:27:45.119
<v Speaker 3>I'm here for you know, we're just gonna yelp the

0:27:45.200 --> 0:27:46.520
<v Speaker 3>sex while it's happening.

0:27:47.200 --> 0:27:48.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know people that I know.

0:27:48.600 --> 0:27:51.520
<v Speaker 2>This girl she's she was sleeping with this dude, and

0:27:51.600 --> 0:27:53.600
<v Speaker 2>she said the sex was so bad, like he was

0:27:53.640 --> 0:27:56.280
<v Speaker 2>a bad kisser, like he was trying to like eat

0:27:56.320 --> 0:27:56.959
<v Speaker 2>her face.

0:27:57.400 --> 0:27:59.680
<v Speaker 1>Everything was just bad. It was uncomfortable.

0:27:59.720 --> 0:28:03.280
<v Speaker 2>She was disappointed because they're like connection outside of the

0:28:03.280 --> 0:28:06.119
<v Speaker 2>sex was really really good. And she said she didn't

0:28:06.119 --> 0:28:09.359
<v Speaker 2>say anything while it was happening, but a few days

0:28:09.440 --> 0:28:14.240
<v Speaker 2>later told him that she didn't like how the sex was.

0:28:14.800 --> 0:28:16.840
<v Speaker 3>Bitch, If I'm drinking hot coco with you and you

0:28:16.920 --> 0:28:19.560
<v Speaker 3>talking about some sex from four days ago you were canceled,

0:28:20.160 --> 0:28:21.080
<v Speaker 3>you should have told.

0:28:20.920 --> 0:28:23.359
<v Speaker 1>Me either right after or the morning.

0:28:23.600 --> 0:28:26.760
<v Speaker 2>I'll say it in the moment. Oh so you sat

0:28:26.840 --> 0:28:28.639
<v Speaker 2>on this bad dick for days?

0:28:28.800 --> 0:28:29.840
<v Speaker 1>Is that on it?

0:28:30.000 --> 0:28:32.480
<v Speaker 2>You literally sat on the bad dick, and then you

0:28:32.520 --> 0:28:35.040
<v Speaker 2>want to mention it while we at brunch in passing

0:28:35.280 --> 0:28:37.679
<v Speaker 2>and now I'm looking at my orange juice all crazy, like,

0:28:37.720 --> 0:28:39.040
<v Speaker 2>well I should I drink that.

0:28:39.760 --> 0:28:43.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel comfortable. It got pulping it, like I don't.

0:28:43.080 --> 0:28:45.240
<v Speaker 2>Feel right so you're saying something in the moment while

0:28:45.240 --> 0:28:47.080
<v Speaker 2>it's happening, or you're seeing it after it happens.

0:28:47.280 --> 0:28:49.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm saying it either in the moment or like the

0:28:50.080 --> 0:28:50.560
<v Speaker 3>day after.

0:28:50.720 --> 0:28:52.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Andrew, bad sex, are saying it in the moment,

0:28:53.080 --> 0:28:53.800
<v Speaker 2>or you're saying it.

0:28:53.960 --> 0:28:55.960
<v Speaker 4>I feel like I want to say I would say

0:28:55.960 --> 0:28:57.200
<v Speaker 4>it in the moment, but I would.

0:28:57.280 --> 0:28:58.000
<v Speaker 1>You know, you're a lie.

0:28:58.160 --> 0:29:00.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you know laughter because I'm you know, you're getting

0:29:02.200 --> 0:29:03.040
<v Speaker 4>moment see, but.

0:29:03.040 --> 0:29:03.600
<v Speaker 1>That's a dude.

0:29:03.640 --> 0:29:05.720
<v Speaker 2>You're getting an orgasm out of it. Anyway, That's not

0:29:05.800 --> 0:29:08.200
<v Speaker 2>the same thing for us. If the sex is bad,

0:29:08.240 --> 0:29:09.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm not getting an orgasm out of it.

0:29:09.920 --> 0:29:11.520
<v Speaker 1>The sex would be good and I still not get

0:29:11.520 --> 0:29:12.560
<v Speaker 1>an organ exactly.

0:29:12.680 --> 0:29:14.800
<v Speaker 2>So Andrew's like, well, you know you're still getting It're

0:29:14.800 --> 0:29:20.160
<v Speaker 2>still common. It's such a man yup, you got wait outside.

0:29:20.840 --> 0:29:22.280
<v Speaker 1>You just bring your headphones out there.

0:29:22.280 --> 0:29:23.520
<v Speaker 4>But I'm like, wait outside.

0:29:23.760 --> 0:29:27.880
<v Speaker 3>Communication is hard, I mean people, feelings tough. I mean

0:29:28.160 --> 0:29:34.880
<v Speaker 3>me getting older, I'm fucking tired of feelings. I'm legit. Absolutely.

0:29:34.960 --> 0:29:38.960
<v Speaker 3>If I can remove like eighty percent of my feelings,

0:29:40.000 --> 0:29:41.440
<v Speaker 3>I would. I feel like I would be able to

0:29:41.480 --> 0:29:45.440
<v Speaker 3>function better in the world because I'm constantly. If like

0:29:46.000 --> 0:29:48.680
<v Speaker 3>trying to hold my feelings accountable and then think about

0:29:48.760 --> 0:29:51.280
<v Speaker 3>somebody else's feelings, It's like, what the fuck?

0:29:51.680 --> 0:29:52.320
<v Speaker 1>That's too much.

0:29:52.360 --> 0:29:55.360
<v Speaker 3>It's too much feelings and I have I already am

0:29:55.440 --> 0:29:58.160
<v Speaker 3>that type of person. It's like I'm going through all

0:29:58.200 --> 0:30:05.600
<v Speaker 3>of the emotions in twenty minutes. It's happy, sad, annoyed, stressed, out, angry?

0:30:05.800 --> 0:30:06.920
<v Speaker 3>Did I peel on myself?

0:30:07.080 --> 0:30:09.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh? I came, like it's a lot. What emotions? Did

0:30:09.160 --> 0:30:15.880
<v Speaker 1>I appeel myself? What is that? Angst? Stress? I don't know.

0:30:15.920 --> 0:30:20.120
<v Speaker 3>You know when dogs get like really excited about something, Well, yeah,

0:30:20.480 --> 0:30:22.600
<v Speaker 3>I've never been that excited for anything.

0:30:22.680 --> 0:30:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Wow?

0:30:24.600 --> 0:30:26.800
<v Speaker 2>What would get me that excited that I would almost

0:30:26.920 --> 0:30:27.760
<v Speaker 2>peel myself?

0:30:28.640 --> 0:30:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Andrew?

0:30:29.800 --> 0:30:31.560
<v Speaker 4>Are you saying that I would get you that excited?

0:30:31.680 --> 0:30:34.280
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm asking, he's asking you. Do you know that

0:30:34.640 --> 0:30:36.920
<v Speaker 1>is not you? You sure?

0:30:38.280 --> 0:30:39.520
<v Speaker 4>What would give me that excited?

0:30:39.680 --> 0:30:42.400
<v Speaker 1>I mean seeing your neighbor get plowed?

0:30:42.520 --> 0:30:45.520
<v Speaker 4>That was an apartment. I did go back to my

0:30:45.560 --> 0:30:48.320
<v Speaker 4>apartment after and just to the thought of that was

0:30:48.360 --> 0:30:49.240
<v Speaker 4>just like enough for me.

0:30:50.000 --> 0:30:52.440
<v Speaker 1>Is your your neighbor hot?

0:30:52.960 --> 0:30:53.200
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:30:53.600 --> 0:30:53.800
<v Speaker 2>Uh?

0:30:54.360 --> 0:30:57.000
<v Speaker 4>The guy that he was getting penetrated by, however.

0:30:57.040 --> 0:30:58.520
<v Speaker 1>Was which way were they facing.

0:30:58.600 --> 0:31:02.440
<v Speaker 4>Okay, so I only saw okay, just for context, the

0:31:02.880 --> 0:31:06.560
<v Speaker 4>guy that is who lives in that apartment, he is

0:31:07.320 --> 0:31:11.800
<v Speaker 4>consistently on his bed, completely butt naked, with his ass

0:31:11.800 --> 0:31:12.360
<v Speaker 4>to the window.

0:31:12.880 --> 0:31:17.400
<v Speaker 2>What this is that that show on Netflix that you yeah,

0:31:17.800 --> 0:31:19.680
<v Speaker 2>that white girl that was like being watched by that

0:31:19.960 --> 0:31:21.080
<v Speaker 2>crazy librarian.

0:31:21.320 --> 0:31:23.120
<v Speaker 4>Right, It's like these people don't have curtains.

0:31:23.440 --> 0:31:26.040
<v Speaker 2>Well, I have curtains. They're just sheer and I don't

0:31:26.080 --> 0:31:26.840
<v Speaker 2>like to close them.

0:31:27.000 --> 0:31:30.000
<v Speaker 4>So but I came home at like probably like two

0:31:30.040 --> 0:31:33.520
<v Speaker 4>o'clock in the morning, and when I last left him,

0:31:33.560 --> 0:31:35.680
<v Speaker 4>he was in the same position as always.

0:31:37.160 --> 0:31:39.200
<v Speaker 1>A job.

0:31:39.560 --> 0:31:42.200
<v Speaker 4>I think he's a student because I saw him on Grinder,

0:31:42.240 --> 0:31:42.880
<v Speaker 4>and I believe.

0:31:42.720 --> 0:31:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Does he fucking read it? What is he learning?

0:31:45.400 --> 0:31:47.280
<v Speaker 4>He's twenty one, he's learned how to take that dick.

0:31:48.480 --> 0:31:50.920
<v Speaker 2>But that is a class by itself, you know, Okay,

0:31:51.120 --> 0:31:52.600
<v Speaker 2>that's a whole cours class.

0:31:52.680 --> 0:31:54.560
<v Speaker 4>And he's just getting he's getting pounded out.

0:31:54.840 --> 0:31:56.720
<v Speaker 1>And you've seen him on Grinder, but you guys have

0:31:56.800 --> 0:31:57.320
<v Speaker 1>never matched.

0:31:57.720 --> 0:31:59.640
<v Speaker 4>You don't match on Grinder. It's just like an like

0:31:59.680 --> 0:32:01.200
<v Speaker 4>any can message anybody.

0:32:01.360 --> 0:32:04.160
<v Speaker 1>That's the problem that y'all need to have some kind

0:32:04.160 --> 0:32:05.160
<v Speaker 1>of limitation.

0:32:05.600 --> 0:32:07.880
<v Speaker 2>What's the straight people version of that. I need to

0:32:07.880 --> 0:32:10.720
<v Speaker 2>be able to see everybody. No, because I can't see everybody,

0:32:10.760 --> 0:32:12.880
<v Speaker 2>I have to match with them.

0:32:12.320 --> 0:32:13.600
<v Speaker 1>To talk to them. I just want to see like

0:32:13.600 --> 0:32:15.959
<v Speaker 1>a little grid of faces and no.

0:32:16.040 --> 0:32:19.720
<v Speaker 4>But it's scary though, because then also like you can

0:32:19.880 --> 0:32:23.560
<v Speaker 4>literally just post like your torso and that's it, that's

0:32:23.600 --> 0:32:24.120
<v Speaker 4>your picture.

0:32:24.440 --> 0:32:27.680
<v Speaker 1>You know, that's tacky. I mean that's grinders.

0:32:29.000 --> 0:32:32.400
<v Speaker 2>Find you don't need to have a party, he said, don't.

0:32:32.400 --> 0:32:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Nobody wants you one there?

0:32:35.520 --> 0:32:38.440
<v Speaker 4>Okay, are some lesbian women that do go on it though,

0:32:38.600 --> 0:32:41.120
<v Speaker 4>to find other lesbian women I.

0:32:41.160 --> 0:32:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Know of, So you know how desperate we are. We desperate,

0:32:45.400 --> 0:32:46.160
<v Speaker 1>We just can't.

0:32:46.400 --> 0:32:49.360
<v Speaker 2>It's hard lesbians on grinder just to be on Grinder.

0:32:49.920 --> 0:32:51.760
<v Speaker 2>The women like, what's the lesbian grinder?

0:32:52.480 --> 0:32:55.080
<v Speaker 1>What is the I think it's is it her? I

0:32:55.080 --> 0:32:57.920
<v Speaker 1>don't know. I you know, I'm out the the app game.

0:32:58.680 --> 0:33:03.400
<v Speaker 1>I can't and I don't and for that reason, I'm out. Yeah,

0:33:03.520 --> 0:33:03.920
<v Speaker 1>I got it.

0:33:04.520 --> 0:33:06.200
<v Speaker 3>I was in it and I saw it and I

0:33:06.240 --> 0:33:09.760
<v Speaker 3>was like, ugh, y'all are I just want.

0:33:09.640 --> 0:33:12.440
<v Speaker 2>To be I want like somebody attractive with like all

0:33:12.480 --> 0:33:15.320
<v Speaker 2>their teeth that smells good to approach me on the

0:33:15.360 --> 0:33:19.360
<v Speaker 2>street like at an event, Like you know, I'm walking

0:33:19.360 --> 0:33:21.560
<v Speaker 2>by a gallery and you building a chair or something,

0:33:21.560 --> 0:33:23.360
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean, like something, you know what

0:33:23.360 --> 0:33:26.360
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Like they do that in the movie That's

0:33:26.360 --> 0:33:30.040
<v Speaker 2>Fucking Fantasy Airport. Well, because apps are still fairly new,

0:33:30.120 --> 0:33:32.680
<v Speaker 2>like they're like twenty years ago, people weren't meeting on apps.

0:33:32.680 --> 0:33:36.200
<v Speaker 2>They were talking to people on the street in front

0:33:36.200 --> 0:33:40.880
<v Speaker 2>of Bloomingdale's, Like it's not happening, Like I'm attractive, what

0:33:41.000 --> 0:33:41.840
<v Speaker 2>I look like coming up?

0:33:42.000 --> 0:33:44.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm not coming up to nobody. I'm not I'm not

0:33:44.480 --> 0:33:46.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna be up to anybody. I'm not good for what

0:33:47.560 --> 0:33:48.080
<v Speaker 1>you see me?

0:33:49.240 --> 0:33:52.480
<v Speaker 2>You got eyes and you got legs, come walk over here,

0:33:52.800 --> 0:33:53.920
<v Speaker 2>come and dugged me.

0:33:54.000 --> 0:33:54.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:33:54.200 --> 0:33:55.959
<v Speaker 2>But now because of these apps, these men are like

0:33:56.080 --> 0:33:57.120
<v Speaker 2>even more scared.

0:33:57.160 --> 0:34:00.960
<v Speaker 1>And it's like, ugh, yuck, they're not scared.

0:34:01.040 --> 0:34:03.320
<v Speaker 3>I will say this, this is a this is a

0:34:03.400 --> 0:34:06.680
<v Speaker 3>reckless thing that I'm about to put out here. But

0:34:07.520 --> 0:34:11.880
<v Speaker 3>I mean, they shamed the cat callers so hard that

0:34:11.960 --> 0:34:14.200
<v Speaker 3>it affected the men who weren't even cat calling. And

0:34:14.239 --> 0:34:16.120
<v Speaker 3>they're like, oh, these bitters don't want us to talk

0:34:16.160 --> 0:34:18.480
<v Speaker 3>at all, so we just we're not saying nothing. I'm

0:34:18.480 --> 0:34:20.400
<v Speaker 3>gonna I'm gonna say that, I'm gonna go out on

0:34:20.440 --> 0:34:24.440
<v Speaker 3>a limb and just say the cat calling. The whole

0:34:24.560 --> 0:34:29.640
<v Speaker 3>ordeal was so drained to the last bit that now

0:34:30.080 --> 0:34:32.319
<v Speaker 3>men who are like weren't even cat calling, are like,

0:34:33.200 --> 0:34:36.040
<v Speaker 3>you know, maybe I don't I should wait and see,

0:34:36.440 --> 0:34:38.120
<v Speaker 3>maybe they'll come talk to me.

0:34:38.200 --> 0:34:38.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:42.960
<v Speaker 3>Every guy is a dirt bag and disgusting and oh

0:34:43.000 --> 0:34:43.480
<v Speaker 3>you don't know how.

0:34:43.440 --> 0:34:44.840
<v Speaker 1>To talk to women. So they're just like, I'm not

0:34:44.840 --> 0:34:48.640
<v Speaker 1>gonna say nothing. That's crazy, do do we? What are

0:34:48.680 --> 0:34:49.520
<v Speaker 1>your thoughts on that?

0:34:51.000 --> 0:34:53.480
<v Speaker 2>Maybe a little bit, but I mean, like just it's

0:34:53.520 --> 0:34:55.759
<v Speaker 2>I feel like men are lazier now than they've ever

0:34:55.760 --> 0:34:57.759
<v Speaker 2>been in their lives. Like it used to be you

0:34:57.800 --> 0:34:59.399
<v Speaker 2>had to make a tiny bit of effort to talk

0:34:59.440 --> 0:35:02.279
<v Speaker 2>to somebody, engage with somebody straight man anyway, I mean,

0:35:02.320 --> 0:35:02.719
<v Speaker 2>gay dudes.

0:35:02.719 --> 0:35:04.960
<v Speaker 1>I feel like y'all do it different. Y'all are very gallery.

0:35:05.440 --> 0:35:07.240
<v Speaker 2>Y'all just make eye contact and y'all be like, Okay,

0:35:07.280 --> 0:35:08.280
<v Speaker 2>we're on the same page.

0:35:08.480 --> 0:35:12.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, y'all. Hot girl, so y'all. But like, I don't know.

0:35:12.840 --> 0:35:15.360
<v Speaker 2>I I mean out contact with this dude on the

0:35:15.360 --> 0:35:18.040
<v Speaker 2>train yesterday and I was like, okay, he looking at me.

0:35:18.239 --> 0:35:20.919
<v Speaker 2>You know, he tall, but then he also had like

0:35:20.920 --> 0:35:27.239
<v Speaker 2>like a like a like a Jerry Curl ponytail. Marie,

0:35:27.280 --> 0:35:29.600
<v Speaker 2>he looked like he looked like a young David Ruffin.

0:35:29.719 --> 0:35:31.520
<v Speaker 1>You know, he looked like a temptation or something.

0:35:31.960 --> 0:35:34.160
<v Speaker 2>And I want to say he came to sit next

0:35:34.200 --> 0:35:35.799
<v Speaker 2>to me, because he was sitting across from me, and

0:35:35.840 --> 0:35:38.719
<v Speaker 2>then a bunch of shuffling happened, and he got up

0:35:38.760 --> 0:35:41.440
<v Speaker 2>and came to sit like next to me. And I

0:35:41.480 --> 0:35:43.440
<v Speaker 2>saw his phone and he was listening to Kelly Price,

0:35:43.520 --> 0:35:47.480
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, ah, bro, you're not his type to.

0:35:49.320 --> 0:35:52.040
<v Speaker 1>Say transparent. I was like, I gotta go.

0:35:52.440 --> 0:35:55.520
<v Speaker 2>Uh. But like, you know, you make eye contact with

0:35:55.560 --> 0:35:57.560
<v Speaker 2>these people, you smile a little bit. I will say,

0:35:57.640 --> 0:35:59.480
<v Speaker 2>I think since I've.

0:35:59.280 --> 0:36:06.360
<v Speaker 1>Been bald, people are a little a little more confident.

0:36:06.400 --> 0:36:07.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know.

0:36:07.160 --> 0:36:10.440
<v Speaker 2>I actually I don't know how this sentence makes sense.

0:36:10.480 --> 0:36:12.040
<v Speaker 2>They're like, they're not talking to me, but they're like

0:36:12.160 --> 0:36:12.799
<v Speaker 2>smiling at me.

0:36:12.920 --> 0:36:14.279
<v Speaker 1>Have you been going out?

0:36:14.640 --> 0:36:14.680
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:36:14.840 --> 0:36:16.960
<v Speaker 2>Really, I've been kind of lazy about that. But I

0:36:17.239 --> 0:36:19.200
<v Speaker 2>last night I did go out, but I didn't go

0:36:19.200 --> 0:36:22.840
<v Speaker 2>on a date. I just went out with somebody. We

0:36:22.880 --> 0:36:24.640
<v Speaker 2>went to get some drinks and then I went home.

0:36:25.520 --> 0:36:29.880
<v Speaker 2>I went with I was with fran Oh okay, girl, girl,

0:36:30.719 --> 0:36:32.960
<v Speaker 2>But like it was, everybody was like chubby. All the

0:36:33.000 --> 0:36:37.560
<v Speaker 2>men looked like grapes with beards. No, and had beards.

0:36:39.080 --> 0:36:42.440
<v Speaker 3>That's unfortunate. It's a lot of mister potato heads just

0:36:42.560 --> 0:36:43.279
<v Speaker 3>floating out here.

0:36:43.360 --> 0:36:46.200
<v Speaker 2>Just a lot of rusted potatoes out here, a lot

0:36:46.200 --> 0:36:46.920
<v Speaker 2>of idahos.

0:36:47.280 --> 0:36:48.759
<v Speaker 1>Good god, well cow.

0:36:49.600 --> 0:36:51.719
<v Speaker 3>And this is why they don't talk now, because we're

0:36:51.800 --> 0:36:52.680
<v Speaker 3>just we're so mean.

0:36:52.760 --> 0:36:54.719
<v Speaker 1>I want to be better at like being nice.

0:36:54.960 --> 0:36:56.680
<v Speaker 2>But as soon as you be nice, you give them

0:36:56.719 --> 0:37:00.440
<v Speaker 2>a little inch and they're already like anal hold on,

0:37:00.680 --> 0:37:03.640
<v Speaker 2>what's the fun you want to do? I'm a lesbian.

0:37:03.719 --> 0:37:05.520
<v Speaker 2>I was just complimenting you, and now you think I

0:37:05.560 --> 0:37:05.920
<v Speaker 2>want to have.

0:37:05.880 --> 0:37:06.319
<v Speaker 1>Sex with you?

0:37:07.960 --> 0:37:10.600
<v Speaker 3>This week this guy was like, ah, sinny, you'll be

0:37:10.640 --> 0:37:13.160
<v Speaker 3>saying you're a lesbian, but uh, the way you be looking,

0:37:13.200 --> 0:37:17.000
<v Speaker 3>it's like, because I got eyes, I can I can say, oh,

0:37:17.080 --> 0:37:20.200
<v Speaker 3>this guy is good looking, and I can even be like, oh, okay,

0:37:20.360 --> 0:37:22.799
<v Speaker 3>but I don't want a dick inside of me.

0:37:23.080 --> 0:37:26.040
<v Speaker 1>That's real? How about that? That's real? Yeah? I don't

0:37:26.040 --> 0:37:26.759
<v Speaker 1>want no real dick.

0:37:26.840 --> 0:37:30.640
<v Speaker 3>I'll take any I'll take the real adjacent dick.

0:37:31.600 --> 0:37:35.239
<v Speaker 1>Okay, cute, Yeah, I'll take a fake dick.

0:37:35.320 --> 0:37:38.279
<v Speaker 3>I don't want any dick that's attached to somebody that

0:37:38.400 --> 0:37:40.720
<v Speaker 3>can speak and give me their opinion.

0:37:40.800 --> 0:37:44.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't want that. No, thank you. So when you

0:37:45.000 --> 0:37:47.840
<v Speaker 1>with with lesbians, do you guys pick the dick out together.

0:37:49.280 --> 0:37:52.319
<v Speaker 3>I'm yelling a long term relationship, I guess, but I

0:37:52.360 --> 0:37:56.080
<v Speaker 3>mean that seems like a lot. You know, some people

0:37:56.080 --> 0:37:59.120
<v Speaker 3>don't know what they want. You gotta be like sitting

0:37:59.160 --> 0:38:00.440
<v Speaker 3>there and be like, well, what's this and.

0:38:00.360 --> 0:38:02.160
<v Speaker 1>What's I said? Sitting there? You get to try it

0:38:02.160 --> 0:38:02.680
<v Speaker 1>on at the store.

0:38:02.719 --> 0:38:05.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm sitting down. It's exhausting. I don't want to stand

0:38:05.200 --> 0:38:07.520
<v Speaker 3>up and look at dick. I gotta, I gotta get

0:38:07.520 --> 0:38:07.920
<v Speaker 3>a break.

0:38:08.680 --> 0:38:10.280
<v Speaker 1>It's just she's like an extra step.

0:38:10.400 --> 0:38:13.080
<v Speaker 2>You know. You can just meet somebody and hope that

0:38:13.120 --> 0:38:15.399
<v Speaker 2>the dick fits, you know, if the dick don't fit,

0:38:15.520 --> 0:38:16.120
<v Speaker 2>you must.

0:38:16.400 --> 0:38:18.440
<v Speaker 4>But we don't want their opinions exactly.

0:38:18.840 --> 0:38:20.319
<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't want to listen to them. You don't

0:38:20.360 --> 0:38:20.960
<v Speaker 1>have to listen to.

0:38:20.920 --> 0:38:23.680
<v Speaker 4>Them, Yes you do. Unfortunately you have to before and

0:38:23.880 --> 0:38:24.760
<v Speaker 4>after a little.

0:38:24.600 --> 0:38:27.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Marie, you are you over there with a mute nigga,

0:38:27.320 --> 0:38:27.759
<v Speaker 1>what's up?

0:38:27.960 --> 0:38:34.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's a he's a Helen Keller, Henry Keller. He

0:38:34.360 --> 0:38:36.200
<v Speaker 2>blind too, he can't see what's up?

0:38:36.320 --> 0:38:46.839
<v Speaker 1>Like getting that Brail Dick. What's not going on over there? Nothing? Literally? Nothing? What? What?

0:38:46.840 --> 0:38:47.840
<v Speaker 1>What the way you're looking?

0:38:48.000 --> 0:38:48.160
<v Speaker 4>Well?

0:38:48.239 --> 0:38:50.520
<v Speaker 1>Just like I don't.

0:38:50.520 --> 0:38:54.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to talk about it, well because I

0:38:54.600 --> 0:38:56.160
<v Speaker 2>was going to talk about, you know, the fact that

0:38:56.160 --> 0:38:57.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm dying of HPV, but.

0:39:00.480 --> 0:39:01.120
<v Speaker 4>About HPV.

0:39:01.320 --> 0:39:03.279
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't want to talk about it. God, No,

0:39:03.400 --> 0:39:04.640
<v Speaker 1>you want to talk about HPV.

0:39:04.480 --> 0:39:06.080
<v Speaker 4>Because we already I already talked about HVV.

0:39:06.239 --> 0:39:08.120
<v Speaker 1>Okay, what did you talk about? When did we talk.

0:39:08.400 --> 0:39:11.880
<v Speaker 4>About in the what is It Reformed? How Expert episode

0:39:11.880 --> 0:39:14.279
<v Speaker 4>where he said they only had one a s.

0:39:14.280 --> 0:39:16.520
<v Speaker 1>CD Ever, what did you say his STD was?

0:39:16.560 --> 0:39:18.280
<v Speaker 4>I think it was like, was it chlamydia?

0:39:18.400 --> 0:39:21.480
<v Speaker 1>Clemate? I can't remember. Let's just go with clamydia. That's

0:39:21.480 --> 0:39:22.080
<v Speaker 1>the standard.

0:39:22.320 --> 0:39:27.320
<v Speaker 4>And I said my list including HPV, which the symptoms

0:39:27.360 --> 0:39:29.840
<v Speaker 4>doesn't show up for everybody. It showed up for me

0:39:29.960 --> 0:39:33.680
<v Speaker 4>as showing up for you. No, oh, everybody has HPV.

0:39:34.440 --> 0:39:36.719
<v Speaker 1>Marie, everybody saying that.

0:39:36.880 --> 0:39:41.279
<v Speaker 2>When I've been when I was waitressing, it was a lot.

0:39:41.640 --> 0:39:43.680
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean, everybody had HPV at your job.

0:39:43.800 --> 0:39:46.839
<v Speaker 3>Not everybody has the job, but like one person would

0:39:46.880 --> 0:39:49.359
<v Speaker 3>say and then like oh yeah and such and such

0:39:49.600 --> 0:39:51.880
<v Speaker 3>and then oh yeah and then such, and it's like,

0:39:51.920 --> 0:39:54.480
<v Speaker 3>oh wow, that's a lot, and it's just like it's

0:39:54.520 --> 0:39:55.000
<v Speaker 3>just a thing.

0:39:55.960 --> 0:39:57.279
<v Speaker 1>It had never been a thing for me.

0:39:58.239 --> 0:40:00.799
<v Speaker 4>I know it has if you are actually active, you

0:40:00.920 --> 0:40:04.400
<v Speaker 4>have HPV. Well how did you find out that you

0:40:04.440 --> 0:40:04.960
<v Speaker 4>have HPV?

0:40:05.120 --> 0:40:06.160
<v Speaker 1>I went to Planned Parenthood.

0:40:06.680 --> 0:40:08.880
<v Speaker 2>They took check out I got, I got like a

0:40:08.880 --> 0:40:11.120
<v Speaker 2>PAP smer or whatever, and they said it came back abnormal.

0:40:11.160 --> 0:40:14.200
<v Speaker 2>Mind you, the test was in July. The test was

0:40:14.200 --> 0:40:14.640
<v Speaker 2>in July.

0:40:15.160 --> 0:40:16.680
<v Speaker 1>And then they were like, well you got you gotta

0:40:16.719 --> 0:40:17.399
<v Speaker 1>come in. We got a.

0:40:17.360 --> 0:40:21.360
<v Speaker 2>Biopsy a cervix to see like what's herself.

0:40:21.440 --> 0:40:24.319
<v Speaker 1>They like cut a piece of my cervix and hurt

0:40:24.440 --> 0:40:24.839
<v Speaker 1>and hurt.

0:40:24.960 --> 0:40:26.320
<v Speaker 2>I mean they like, I'm dude. And they were like,

0:40:26.320 --> 0:40:28.080
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna spray with vinegar. I was like, is that

0:40:28.120 --> 0:40:30.640
<v Speaker 2>apple cider And they're like no, it's just regular vinegar.

0:40:30.680 --> 0:40:32.759
<v Speaker 2>And I was like what they gonna put some chips

0:40:32.760 --> 0:40:35.520
<v Speaker 2>on it or like some deal pickles.

0:40:35.640 --> 0:40:37.440
<v Speaker 1>It's like, what's happening?

0:40:37.800 --> 0:40:39.879
<v Speaker 2>So they sent me a letter they were like, oh,

0:40:39.920 --> 0:40:41.480
<v Speaker 2>you're your test came back abnormal.

0:40:41.480 --> 0:40:43.080
<v Speaker 1>You gotta come in for this biopsy.

0:40:43.560 --> 0:40:47.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, better, just fucking call me man, send me

0:40:47.440 --> 0:40:49.799
<v Speaker 2>a text that says yeah your nay, can you come

0:40:49.840 --> 0:40:51.200
<v Speaker 2>in this day? So they were like, can you come

0:40:51.239 --> 0:40:53.960
<v Speaker 2>in on the for the biopsy on your birthday?

0:40:54.000 --> 0:40:56.200
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, absolutely not. I'm not going to.

0:40:56.680 --> 0:40:59.160
<v Speaker 2>Have this fake surgery on the day of my birthday

0:40:59.160 --> 0:41:01.560
<v Speaker 2>because they were like, well before this surgery this thing,

0:41:01.640 --> 0:41:03.719
<v Speaker 2>you can't have sex for three days two three days

0:41:03.719 --> 0:41:05.360
<v Speaker 2>before and I was like, I'm.

0:41:05.200 --> 0:41:06.880
<v Speaker 1>Go'll be getting dig It's my birthday weekend.

0:41:07.280 --> 0:41:10.440
<v Speaker 2>So I moved it to this past week and I

0:41:10.480 --> 0:41:12.879
<v Speaker 2>get there and they're like, so you have HBV and

0:41:12.960 --> 0:41:14.400
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna run this test and I was like, I

0:41:14.760 --> 0:41:16.279
<v Speaker 2>was like I have it or y'all testing if I

0:41:16.320 --> 0:41:16.600
<v Speaker 2>have it?

0:41:17.239 --> 0:41:18.440
<v Speaker 1>And they're like, no, you have it, and I.

0:41:18.400 --> 0:41:20.960
<v Speaker 2>Was like the letter didn't say that I have it,

0:41:21.000 --> 0:41:23.120
<v Speaker 2>and they were like, you have it, we just need

0:41:23.160 --> 0:41:25.560
<v Speaker 2>to know, like what is it mild? Is it like?

0:41:25.719 --> 0:41:27.520
<v Speaker 2>Is it gonna turn into cervical cancer? And all I

0:41:27.520 --> 0:41:30.640
<v Speaker 2>heard was cervical cancer and I was like cancer And

0:41:31.880 --> 0:41:34.480
<v Speaker 2>that's what that day was I text the group and

0:41:34.520 --> 0:41:35.040
<v Speaker 2>I was like.

0:41:35.440 --> 0:41:39.040
<v Speaker 3>Bury me, you were so you're so loose about it,

0:41:39.080 --> 0:41:42.120
<v Speaker 3>and I was like, oh my god. This I as

0:41:42.160 --> 0:41:46.080
<v Speaker 3>a friend, was like, Marie has opened up another box

0:41:46.160 --> 0:41:46.840
<v Speaker 3>of herself.

0:41:47.160 --> 0:41:48.120
<v Speaker 1>My box is too open.

0:41:48.160 --> 0:41:51.600
<v Speaker 2>Since that's why that's not the I don't even know

0:41:51.640 --> 0:41:53.000
<v Speaker 2>how long I've had it because I hadn't been to

0:41:53.040 --> 0:41:54.560
<v Speaker 2>the Ghana called this in legit years.

0:41:54.680 --> 0:41:56.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, wait, Marie, this is a real thing.

0:41:56.920 --> 0:42:02.000
<v Speaker 3>And I think that it's important to educate our listeners that, like,

0:42:02.480 --> 0:42:04.880
<v Speaker 3>there's nothing wrong with HPV.

0:42:05.080 --> 0:42:08.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean, people, ok something is wrong, like.

0:42:08.120 --> 0:42:11.080
<v Speaker 3>It can turn into cervical cancer, but there's this stigma

0:42:11.600 --> 0:42:13.640
<v Speaker 3>and it's like a lot of the times it's men

0:42:13.800 --> 0:42:14.680
<v Speaker 3>giving it to women.

0:42:14.840 --> 0:42:16.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so let's talk about it. So then I spoke

0:42:16.719 --> 0:42:19.880
<v Speaker 2>to the Jamaican and I told him. I told him

0:42:19.920 --> 0:42:22.000
<v Speaker 2>that I have HPV and he was like what And

0:42:24.200 --> 0:42:25.560
<v Speaker 2>because I was like, well, he gave it to me,

0:42:25.600 --> 0:42:26.840
<v Speaker 2>then I'm gonna need for him to know so he

0:42:26.880 --> 0:42:27.880
<v Speaker 2>don't give it to me again.

0:42:28.160 --> 0:42:33.640
<v Speaker 1>Right, That's not how I've not been one of those everyones.

0:42:33.680 --> 0:42:36.400
<v Speaker 2>I've been looking down my nose at y'all dusty HPV

0:42:36.520 --> 0:42:37.719
<v Speaker 2>coochies and here, I.

0:42:37.680 --> 0:42:40.200
<v Speaker 1>Am, ray, how do you know what was the last

0:42:40.200 --> 0:42:42.600
<v Speaker 1>time you had a past? I hadn't legit.

0:42:44.520 --> 0:42:47.760
<v Speaker 2>Talking about what's the question?

0:42:47.920 --> 0:42:49.919
<v Speaker 1>The question is this? You don't know when?

0:42:50.000 --> 0:42:54.120
<v Speaker 2>So you could have been like everyone else because I

0:42:54.160 --> 0:42:57.680
<v Speaker 2>was like, I'm like, it's above me now, you know,

0:42:58.040 --> 0:43:01.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know nothing about that. And I googled the

0:43:01.000 --> 0:43:02.839
<v Speaker 2>symptoms and I was like, well, you know, my cat

0:43:02.880 --> 0:43:05.680
<v Speaker 2>is still smooth and she thriving. But like they were

0:43:05.680 --> 0:43:07.920
<v Speaker 2>like they so they do this test. They cut they

0:43:07.920 --> 0:43:10.280
<v Speaker 2>cut stuff out, they put it in these little peatrie dishes.

0:43:10.320 --> 0:43:11.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you saw it.

0:43:11.440 --> 0:43:13.160
<v Speaker 2>I saw because I wanted to see and I was like,

0:43:13.239 --> 0:43:15.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know the man and stuff. It was like

0:43:15.040 --> 0:43:17.800
<v Speaker 2>a little it was gross, okay, And they like start

0:43:17.880 --> 0:43:21.799
<v Speaker 2>with a little spoon shaken the throw up and they

0:43:21.880 --> 0:43:25.160
<v Speaker 2>like try to seal because they they seal.

0:43:24.960 --> 0:43:26.800
<v Speaker 1>Your wound or whatever in your body.

0:43:27.400 --> 0:43:29.600
<v Speaker 2>And they're like, you can't have sex until Thursday or

0:43:29.640 --> 0:43:32.640
<v Speaker 2>whatever day it was for us, So.

0:43:32.600 --> 0:43:35.440
<v Speaker 1>You gotta you've got a commission. I mean that was

0:43:35.440 --> 0:43:36.040
<v Speaker 1>this past week.

0:43:36.080 --> 0:43:38.080
<v Speaker 2>So like I'm ready to go, but I haven't spoken

0:43:38.120 --> 0:43:39.759
<v Speaker 2>to the Jamaican because I don't don't have.

0:43:39.840 --> 0:43:43.920
<v Speaker 1>HBV NO worry. I hope you're fucking listening.

0:43:44.000 --> 0:43:47.640
<v Speaker 2>You you you aren't even man, don't you dare do that?

0:43:47.880 --> 0:43:48.799
<v Speaker 1>Don't you do that now?

0:43:49.120 --> 0:43:52.640
<v Speaker 3>Don't I want you to man up and be like, hey,

0:43:52.920 --> 0:43:53.800
<v Speaker 3>this is a little.

0:43:53.560 --> 0:43:55.920
<v Speaker 1>Bit of HBV. Like it's he didn't even know what

0:43:56.000 --> 0:43:56.279
<v Speaker 1>it was.

0:43:56.320 --> 0:43:57.880
<v Speaker 2>Like both of us were on the phone, like googling it,

0:43:57.920 --> 0:44:00.719
<v Speaker 2>and when you google it, it's so because it's like,

0:44:00.760 --> 0:44:04.279
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, like what it's not though, but when

0:44:04.320 --> 0:44:06.320
<v Speaker 2>you google it it's terrifying.

0:44:06.520 --> 0:44:07.160
<v Speaker 1>It can be.

0:44:07.320 --> 0:44:11.160
<v Speaker 3>But I'm saying, like the way we're talking about, Okay, look.

0:44:11.080 --> 0:44:12.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm fine.

0:44:12.560 --> 0:44:17.000
<v Speaker 2>Apparently seventy nine million people have it's the most common

0:44:17.080 --> 0:44:19.680
<v Speaker 2>of the st I s or whatever, but like there

0:44:19.680 --> 0:44:21.680
<v Speaker 2>are no real symptoms in men, and there's.

0:44:21.440 --> 0:44:22.279
<v Speaker 1>No cure for it.

0:44:22.400 --> 0:44:25.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it either goes away by itself or it turns

0:44:25.800 --> 0:44:26.840
<v Speaker 2>into cervical cancer.

0:44:26.880 --> 0:44:29.279
<v Speaker 3>So that's like herpes, except I mean there, don't do that.

0:44:30.160 --> 0:44:30.560
<v Speaker 1>Don't do it.

0:44:30.600 --> 0:44:33.280
<v Speaker 2>Don't don't put don't put my box in the same

0:44:33.400 --> 0:44:37.360
<v Speaker 2>box as people who got herpies like Usher, thank you, and.

0:44:37.719 --> 0:44:39.600
<v Speaker 1>You know that that was very mean what they did

0:44:39.600 --> 0:44:42.520
<v Speaker 1>to Usher. What was mean about what it did to Usher?

0:44:42.560 --> 0:44:44.799
<v Speaker 1>But they put him in the Hustlers movie. That was me.

0:44:45.719 --> 0:44:48.839
<v Speaker 3>No that they just like shamed him so hard. It's

0:44:48.880 --> 0:44:52.040
<v Speaker 3>just everybody who watching it. Okay, But if you have

0:44:52.120 --> 0:44:55.440
<v Speaker 3>herpes and you're famous.

0:44:54.520 --> 0:44:57.120
<v Speaker 2>And you've given like you're just because you you they are,

0:44:57.120 --> 0:45:00.480
<v Speaker 2>they're hostess. If you're famous and you're a man, you're

0:45:00.480 --> 0:45:02.400
<v Speaker 2>gonna be sleeping with everybody because you got fans.

0:45:02.840 --> 0:45:04.520
<v Speaker 1>If you got herpes and you're giving it to people,

0:45:04.560 --> 0:45:06.760
<v Speaker 1>you should be shamed. Yeah, that's true.

0:45:06.920 --> 0:45:11.120
<v Speaker 2>Wrap your bumpy dick up usher when you're fitting Bunny.

0:45:11.280 --> 0:45:14.600
<v Speaker 2>And he was talking about herbes a whole fucking time.

0:45:14.680 --> 0:45:18.400
<v Speaker 1>You gotta let it burn route.

0:45:18.960 --> 0:45:20.840
<v Speaker 2>I wonder if he gave it to Chili anyway, But

0:45:20.880 --> 0:45:25.120
<v Speaker 2>that's what like, that's herpees is different. Yeah, but is

0:45:25.120 --> 0:45:27.439
<v Speaker 2>there any creams that you have to take? Like, no,

0:45:27.560 --> 0:45:28.760
<v Speaker 2>my cat is fine.

0:45:29.040 --> 0:45:29.919
<v Speaker 1>I just have to wait.

0:45:30.360 --> 0:45:31.920
<v Speaker 2>They said it's gonna take ten days for them to

0:45:32.000 --> 0:45:34.480
<v Speaker 2>like test everything, figure it out. And they're like, if

0:45:34.520 --> 0:45:38.040
<v Speaker 2>we call you, then it's mild and it's gonna go

0:45:38.040 --> 0:45:42.160
<v Speaker 2>away by itself, like it's barely HPV if we if

0:45:42.239 --> 0:45:46.680
<v Speaker 2>we send you a letter, ben is something else.

0:45:46.920 --> 0:45:51.320
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, just kill me now. Nor what

0:45:52.160 --> 0:45:53.680
<v Speaker 1>ah did you tell your mom.

0:45:53.880 --> 0:45:57.160
<v Speaker 2>I told my mother that I had to go get biopsied.

0:45:57.640 --> 0:45:59.160
<v Speaker 2>I feel like if I told my mother I had HPV,

0:45:59.239 --> 0:45:59.719
<v Speaker 2>she'd be like.

0:45:59.640 --> 0:46:01.440
<v Speaker 1>You out here being a ho in the streets.

0:46:02.760 --> 0:46:04.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean, she's a mom, she knows that people. I

0:46:04.920 --> 0:46:06.719
<v Speaker 2>don't even know if, Like, I don't even know if

0:46:06.719 --> 0:46:07.000
<v Speaker 2>my mother.

0:46:08.440 --> 0:46:10.520
<v Speaker 1>But isn't she a nurse? Yeah? But I mean this

0:46:10.640 --> 0:46:11.560
<v Speaker 1>is like a new disease.

0:46:13.320 --> 0:46:15.200
<v Speaker 2>My mother works at a nursing home with old people.

0:46:17.239 --> 0:46:19.359
<v Speaker 2>Had got the classics, they.

0:46:19.360 --> 0:46:22.319
<v Speaker 1>Getting scurvy, they get they getting like.

0:46:22.320 --> 0:46:26.360
<v Speaker 2>You know, chlamydian crabs getting crabs. They're not getting HPV.

0:46:26.840 --> 0:46:28.480
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if they already have it.

0:46:28.600 --> 0:46:32.040
<v Speaker 1>Yes, old people, Yes people have HPV. You know who

0:46:32.080 --> 0:46:32.800
<v Speaker 1>else has HPV?

0:46:32.920 --> 0:46:40.120
<v Speaker 2>The Jamaican because uh girl, or maybe I because they

0:46:40.120 --> 0:46:42.680
<v Speaker 2>were like when did you get the HPV vaccine?

0:46:42.760 --> 0:46:44.239
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, what the fuck is this?

0:46:45.600 --> 0:46:49.280
<v Speaker 2>Apparently you're supposed to get like a shot or something,

0:46:49.560 --> 0:46:53.480
<v Speaker 2>and then after a few days or week you're supposed

0:46:53.480 --> 0:46:54.759
<v Speaker 2>to come back and get more.

0:46:55.640 --> 0:46:56.759
<v Speaker 1>I think the first one.

0:46:56.800 --> 0:46:58.880
<v Speaker 3>First of all, can we just clap everybody clap for

0:46:58.920 --> 0:47:01.840
<v Speaker 3>Marie for being so brave and just like educating.

0:47:03.160 --> 0:47:08.560
<v Speaker 4>Educating anybody is out because I actually had a really

0:47:08.640 --> 0:47:09.920
<v Speaker 4>bad experience with HVV.

0:47:10.400 --> 0:47:12.840
<v Speaker 2>You are because you know you talk about it. Yours

0:47:13.000 --> 0:47:14.960
<v Speaker 2>was bad and mine is also bad. I might have

0:47:15.040 --> 0:47:16.600
<v Speaker 2>servical cancer. You don't have a servant job.

0:47:16.920 --> 0:47:20.920
<v Speaker 4>I could have gotten cancer. I could have I had

0:47:20.920 --> 0:47:21.880
<v Speaker 4>it in my asshole.

0:47:22.520 --> 0:47:27.760
<v Speaker 5>This is HVV Olympics or competition, okay, and you definitely

0:47:27.800 --> 0:47:34.480
<v Speaker 5>lost one depending on what one has lost to.

0:47:34.480 --> 0:47:38.319
<v Speaker 4>Me, but it comes up with different symptoms. And I

0:47:38.360 --> 0:47:42.200
<v Speaker 4>got wards and it was disgusting. And I went to

0:47:42.360 --> 0:47:44.080
<v Speaker 4>three different butt doctors.

0:47:44.520 --> 0:47:46.759
<v Speaker 1>Wow, when you went to a.

0:47:46.680 --> 0:47:49.279
<v Speaker 2>Butt doctor, you gotta be on your stomach with your

0:47:49.280 --> 0:47:51.440
<v Speaker 2>ass up, or you gotta be on your back with

0:47:51.480 --> 0:47:54.799
<v Speaker 2>your butt Onoo. What kind of insurance do you get

0:47:54.920 --> 0:47:56.799
<v Speaker 2>for butt doctors?

0:47:57.320 --> 0:48:01.840
<v Speaker 4>I don't even.

0:48:00.200 --> 0:48:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Medicaid and get a button doctor. Doctor is gonna be

0:48:05.239 --> 0:48:06.200
<v Speaker 2>looking at your asshole.

0:48:06.239 --> 0:48:06.960
<v Speaker 1>That's not happening.

0:48:07.440 --> 0:48:09.200
<v Speaker 4>There's still something in there. And I went to the

0:48:09.200 --> 0:48:09.880
<v Speaker 4>fourth doctor.

0:48:10.000 --> 0:48:13.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I'm sorry.

0:48:13.600 --> 0:48:15.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we started, lady, I met that out.

0:48:15.440 --> 0:48:18.120
<v Speaker 2>We Andrew. That's Andrews to go letting our guest. But

0:48:18.840 --> 0:48:22.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm learning so much and I want you guys to uh,

0:48:22.960 --> 0:48:25.040
<v Speaker 2>you know, slide of my d MS if you have

0:48:25.200 --> 0:48:27.600
<v Speaker 2>hbvuh just so I can see how many of y'all

0:48:27.600 --> 0:48:28.720
<v Speaker 2>are cool.

0:48:29.239 --> 0:48:34.440
<v Speaker 3>It's honestly, it's so many like personal friends of mine

0:48:34.520 --> 0:48:38.520
<v Speaker 3>that like when they mentioned it, everybody around them was like, oh, like,

0:48:38.760 --> 0:48:40.760
<v Speaker 3>because it's that's.

0:48:40.640 --> 0:48:42.640
<v Speaker 1>Good for them. It's not good for me.

0:48:42.760 --> 0:48:43.080
<v Speaker 4>I know.

0:48:43.160 --> 0:48:47.239
<v Speaker 3>But I'm just telling you as a supportive friend who

0:48:47.320 --> 0:48:51.240
<v Speaker 3>had Trickonamus, who people were messaging me about they were mentioned,

0:48:51.280 --> 0:48:54.680
<v Speaker 3>they were like, that is it was a parasite. It

0:48:54.760 --> 0:48:59.399
<v Speaker 3>was a parasite in my vagina, and it was. It

0:48:59.440 --> 0:49:03.279
<v Speaker 3>was not good. It was that by far grossest thing

0:49:03.960 --> 0:49:10.279
<v Speaker 3>it did. It didn't smell good, uh, discharge awful. It

0:49:10.320 --> 0:49:13.560
<v Speaker 3>felt like I was dying inside. Like my stomach sound

0:49:13.640 --> 0:49:14.520
<v Speaker 3>like you had a baby in there.

0:49:14.719 --> 0:49:18.600
<v Speaker 2>No, I know the difference. It didn't feel like I

0:49:18.640 --> 0:49:20.920
<v Speaker 2>know what a baby feels like several times.

0:49:20.760 --> 0:49:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Anyway it feels like death. No, it did not feel

0:49:26.400 --> 0:49:28.799
<v Speaker 1>It did not feel like that, but it was. It was.

0:49:29.280 --> 0:49:32.640
<v Speaker 2>I felt embarrassed. And then when I approached that person.

0:49:32.640 --> 0:49:37.400
<v Speaker 3>That gave it to you, yes, he said, well, you know,

0:49:37.640 --> 0:49:39.479
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what my girlfriend be doing.

0:49:39.680 --> 0:49:42.720
<v Speaker 1>What I don't know what my girlfriend be doing?

0:49:42.920 --> 0:49:45.520
<v Speaker 2>And I said, well, uh, you now you're gonna know

0:49:45.560 --> 0:49:46.839
<v Speaker 2>because you're gonna have to tell her.

0:49:48.000 --> 0:49:48.239
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:49:48.320 --> 0:49:51.239
<v Speaker 2>I was like, you're gonna have to after this, I said,

0:49:51.440 --> 0:49:52.960
<v Speaker 2>if you want me to show you the if you

0:49:53.000 --> 0:49:55.640
<v Speaker 2>need this letter to give to her, you gave this.

0:49:55.680 --> 0:49:57.640
<v Speaker 1>Did you know that he had a girlfriend.

0:49:59.120 --> 0:50:04.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I didn't know he had a baby trick a gnosis,

0:50:05.880 --> 0:50:06.680
<v Speaker 2>so she had it too.

0:50:07.200 --> 0:50:08.520
<v Speaker 1>Did the baby get it? No?

0:50:09.200 --> 0:50:12.000
<v Speaker 3>My god no, but he definitely had to tell her.

0:50:12.400 --> 0:50:14.680
<v Speaker 3>He still would her or actually, I don't know. I

0:50:14.680 --> 0:50:16.880
<v Speaker 3>don't really keep up. I see him on Instagram doing well.

0:50:16.920 --> 0:50:19.160
<v Speaker 2>I was like, well, your trick ass, you trick trick ass,

0:50:19.200 --> 0:50:20.839
<v Speaker 2>trick trick trick ass.

0:50:24.440 --> 0:50:24.600
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:50:24.640 --> 0:50:29.960
<v Speaker 3>When and then like, I think it's so stressful if

0:50:30.040 --> 0:50:31.719
<v Speaker 3>you have an s c I and you have to,

0:50:32.320 --> 0:50:35.960
<v Speaker 3>you know, contact people, it's it's it's a lot on you.

0:50:36.080 --> 0:50:38.000
<v Speaker 3>And then it's like how are they gonna take this?

0:50:38.480 --> 0:50:39.400
<v Speaker 3>And then at the end of.

0:50:39.400 --> 0:50:41.080
<v Speaker 1>The day, we have to be adults.

0:50:41.080 --> 0:50:43.360
<v Speaker 3>It's like if you are not getting checked up on

0:50:43.360 --> 0:50:44.680
<v Speaker 3>a regular it's like.

0:50:44.800 --> 0:50:45.919
<v Speaker 1>You don't know who gave who.

0:50:46.160 --> 0:50:48.080
<v Speaker 3>So it's like when you get the information, you can't

0:50:48.120 --> 0:50:49.279
<v Speaker 3>be like, oh I'm ready to fight.

0:50:49.320 --> 0:50:52.520
<v Speaker 1>You gotta be like, ah, well yeah, be dirty, So

0:50:53.200 --> 0:50:55.399
<v Speaker 1>don't be dirty it do be out here. He got

0:50:55.400 --> 0:50:56.960
<v Speaker 1>a dusty dick out here. Yeah.

0:50:57.040 --> 0:50:59.320
<v Speaker 2>So it's just like and then if you're a woman,

0:51:00.000 --> 0:51:03.040
<v Speaker 2>it's like we're just more acceptable to getting things.

0:51:03.480 --> 0:51:05.440
<v Speaker 1>It's not acceptable for me, it's unacceptable.

0:51:05.640 --> 0:51:08.160
<v Speaker 2>Keep your dirty dick on your side of the block,

0:51:08.320 --> 0:51:10.560
<v Speaker 2>don't come to my house, don't bring that here.

0:51:10.880 --> 0:51:14.840
<v Speaker 1>Leave it there. But do you believe is the again?

0:51:15.080 --> 0:51:17.120
<v Speaker 2>I also hadn't been to the gun call this in

0:51:17.200 --> 0:51:19.319
<v Speaker 2>so long that it was like I might have could

0:51:19.320 --> 0:51:21.080
<v Speaker 2>bought this with me. You know, I might have been

0:51:21.120 --> 0:51:23.960
<v Speaker 2>carrying this hbb for minute. Is it international?

0:51:24.000 --> 0:51:33.120
<v Speaker 1>This HBV you passport h passport V human passport virus? No,

0:51:33.280 --> 0:51:36.120
<v Speaker 1>because you get it from unprotected sex.

0:51:36.640 --> 0:51:38.960
<v Speaker 4>Oh, just put it from just sex in general.

0:51:39.040 --> 0:51:40.880
<v Speaker 1>And you don't do that. Don't do that. That's why

0:51:40.960 --> 0:51:42.719
<v Speaker 1>you got.

0:51:43.120 --> 0:51:44.440
<v Speaker 2>That's why you got what you got, and I got

0:51:44.440 --> 0:51:47.359
<v Speaker 2>what I got.

0:51:47.480 --> 0:51:52.239
<v Speaker 1>We don't have the same name, super h What you

0:51:52.520 --> 0:51:58.480
<v Speaker 1>got diet HBVA? What she just got flat to me?

0:51:58.560 --> 0:52:06.080
<v Speaker 1>T HBV H I got Kighly Jenner lip kit HBV.

0:52:07.120 --> 0:52:09.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it's casual. Yeah, you got j C.

0:52:09.200 --> 0:52:23.120
<v Speaker 2>Penns from Claire. Your HBV is in an clear from

0:52:23.200 --> 0:52:30.279
<v Speaker 2>TJ Max. Anyway, Well, this is I'm really happy that

0:52:30.320 --> 0:52:32.719
<v Speaker 2>we were able to turn this into like something very light.

0:52:33.160 --> 0:52:35.480
<v Speaker 2>And anybody who's listening, and you might have like an

0:52:35.560 --> 0:52:38.520
<v Speaker 2>s c D or HBV or herpies or whatever, just

0:52:38.680 --> 0:52:39.040
<v Speaker 2>know that.

0:52:39.040 --> 0:52:39.840
<v Speaker 1>You're not alone.

0:52:40.040 --> 0:52:44.160
<v Speaker 3>And like you, you have to be responsible. Tell the

0:52:44.200 --> 0:52:45.759
<v Speaker 3>other people that you've been having sex with.

0:52:45.800 --> 0:52:47.280
<v Speaker 1>Get checked up. Duh.

0:52:47.400 --> 0:52:49.560
<v Speaker 2>How often if you're sexually active? How often are you

0:52:49.600 --> 0:52:55.080
<v Speaker 2>getting tested at three months? Because you're because you're out here, holland.

0:52:55.320 --> 0:52:57.200
<v Speaker 4>Because you're.

0:52:58.280 --> 0:53:00.319
<v Speaker 1>But it's different for you guys, right, Yes, gus, we're

0:53:00.320 --> 0:53:01.120
<v Speaker 1>having sex.

0:53:01.040 --> 0:53:08.360
<v Speaker 3>Because it because the anus is the most.

0:53:05.560 --> 0:53:09.200
<v Speaker 4>It is it is. It is very susceptible.

0:53:09.280 --> 0:53:12.040
<v Speaker 1>Susceptible, that's the word. That's what I was trying to said.

0:53:12.120 --> 0:53:16.160
<v Speaker 2>Acceptable, it's acceptable, Yeah.

0:53:16.760 --> 0:53:17.759
<v Speaker 1>Very acceptable.

0:53:19.200 --> 0:53:25.920
<v Speaker 2>Unacceptable for me anyway, sells which STIs you've got right now?

0:53:25.960 --> 0:53:26.880
<v Speaker 1>And how did you cure it?

0:53:26.960 --> 0:53:27.040
<v Speaker 4>Like?

0:53:27.080 --> 0:53:28.800
<v Speaker 1>What kind of meds you got? Do you have extra?

0:53:29.280 --> 0:53:35.400
<v Speaker 2>I mean, send him to forever Dog, send him to

0:53:35.480 --> 0:53:39.520
<v Speaker 2>send him to the students. Attention, tall sexy gay producer

0:53:39.600 --> 0:53:40.400
<v Speaker 2>intern Andrew.

0:53:42.040 --> 0:53:44.280
<v Speaker 1>But Andrew, it's fine, it's we're all adults.

0:53:44.400 --> 0:53:47.279
<v Speaker 3>It's fine if you definitely get checked up every two

0:53:47.360 --> 0:53:51.000
<v Speaker 3>to three months, or if you're not having unprotected sex,

0:53:51.040 --> 0:53:52.200
<v Speaker 3>maybe every six.

0:53:52.239 --> 0:53:54.680
<v Speaker 4>Even if you're having protected sex, they'll get checked up.

0:53:56.120 --> 0:54:00.279
<v Speaker 2>So what the whole point then, Like, okay, so I

0:54:00.400 --> 0:54:03.400
<v Speaker 2>get on birth control, I get on birth control, I

0:54:03.400 --> 0:54:04.919
<v Speaker 2>could still get pregnant and I can.

0:54:04.880 --> 0:54:07.720
<v Speaker 1>Still catch a little dirty dick HPV.

0:54:07.960 --> 0:54:11.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I thought HBV is not even the HV.

0:54:11.480 --> 0:54:14.280
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, yes, h TV is not the Honestly,

0:54:14.320 --> 0:54:16.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing great h TV.

0:54:16.160 --> 0:54:19.600
<v Speaker 2>They say everybody, but when people have chlamydia, they also

0:54:19.600 --> 0:54:23.120
<v Speaker 2>say everybody's had chlamydia, which is true. I've never had

0:54:23.120 --> 0:54:25.960
<v Speaker 2>the clap, but I do know that people get it.

0:54:26.960 --> 0:54:28.919
<v Speaker 2>I've had Trick and Ooma saying nobody else has told

0:54:28.920 --> 0:54:30.080
<v Speaker 2>me about it, nobody else.

0:54:29.960 --> 0:54:32.160
<v Speaker 1>Has had it. That's because that's like people messaged me

0:54:32.160 --> 0:54:34.520
<v Speaker 1>and they were like, we're still question mark, question mark,

0:54:34.640 --> 0:54:39.320
<v Speaker 1>question mark, Like trick and trickonometric square. It's a parasite.

0:54:39.520 --> 0:54:43.600
<v Speaker 1>It's very niche. I had. I had a boutique. You know,

0:54:44.560 --> 0:54:46.839
<v Speaker 1>it only came in three sizes. It came in A two, three,

0:54:46.880 --> 0:54:52.000
<v Speaker 1>and a four. It was very like slelt my cute merch.

0:54:52.520 --> 0:54:54.200
<v Speaker 1>My CDs are boutique.

0:54:54.360 --> 0:54:58.080
<v Speaker 2>It was so skinny, you know, it was very vogue.

0:54:58.080 --> 0:55:01.600
<v Speaker 2>It looked like wigger it did. They actually showed me

0:55:01.640 --> 0:55:02.440
<v Speaker 2>the parasite.

0:55:03.120 --> 0:55:06.080
<v Speaker 1>Wait, like the bug they put a bug out of

0:55:06.080 --> 0:55:06.319
<v Speaker 1>your pus?

0:55:06.560 --> 0:55:09.560
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, they take a sample, they put it

0:55:09.600 --> 0:55:12.360
<v Speaker 3>in the petri dish. They put it under a microscope

0:55:12.360 --> 0:55:13.960
<v Speaker 3>and they're like, this is what it looks like.

0:55:14.640 --> 0:55:16.279
<v Speaker 1>You know, they had the microscope right by the thing.

0:55:16.880 --> 0:55:20.040
<v Speaker 3>Well, I said, uh some. I told them the symptoms

0:55:20.040 --> 0:55:22.000
<v Speaker 3>and they were like, oh you could. When I told

0:55:22.080 --> 0:55:24.400
<v Speaker 3>them what was going on, then oh you can have this.

0:55:24.440 --> 0:55:28.040
<v Speaker 1>Or this What was the other thing? I remember that plate.

0:55:28.160 --> 0:55:31.360
<v Speaker 3>I just remember that I had trigonomus or whatever you

0:55:31.400 --> 0:55:31.640
<v Speaker 3>call it.

0:55:31.640 --> 0:55:35.759
<v Speaker 1>And you saw the parasite just damn, it was long. Nos.

0:55:36.400 --> 0:55:38.719
<v Speaker 1>It was from the matrix that they were putting in people.

0:55:38.840 --> 0:55:41.000
<v Speaker 1>It was yuck. It was very yuck. And this was

0:55:41.080 --> 0:55:42.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, this was like ten years ago.

0:55:42.840 --> 0:55:44.719
<v Speaker 2>So see that's why that's why I didn't want to

0:55:44.719 --> 0:55:48.480
<v Speaker 2>talk about this today, because it's now in ten years

0:55:48.520 --> 0:55:50.680
<v Speaker 2>where I could have been like yeah, HBV. Once you know,

0:55:50.680 --> 0:55:52.839
<v Speaker 2>it was casual, you know, it went away. It could

0:55:54.120 --> 0:55:54.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm still gonna have.

0:55:54.880 --> 0:55:56.560
<v Speaker 1>It in ten years, Andrew, why are you gonna wish

0:55:56.600 --> 0:55:56.960
<v Speaker 1>that on me?

0:55:57.320 --> 0:55:58.320
<v Speaker 4>I still have HVV.

0:55:58.600 --> 0:56:02.719
<v Speaker 1>But that's because you grow. I'm not carrying this with

0:56:02.800 --> 0:56:04.080
<v Speaker 1>me into my thirties and.

0:56:04.719 --> 0:56:05.279
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

0:56:05.360 --> 0:56:09.440
<v Speaker 1>Unacceptable. I'm not gonna be getting my Hollywood above this.

0:56:09.760 --> 0:56:13.000
<v Speaker 2>It's above getting my star on the Hollywood Walk of

0:56:13.040 --> 0:56:16.480
<v Speaker 2>Fame with HPV's. That's not my plus one to the

0:56:17.160 --> 0:56:19.080
<v Speaker 2>is always your plus one, one plus one.

0:56:19.120 --> 0:56:20.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm not getting spanks with.

0:56:20.360 --> 0:56:22.080
<v Speaker 2>H when you go to the party, like, can I

0:56:22.120 --> 0:56:25.960
<v Speaker 2>bring somebody? I have another person coming with me. I'm

0:56:25.960 --> 0:56:29.279
<v Speaker 2>here for the Black Hollywood Emmy Party. Yeah, oh my god,

0:56:29.280 --> 0:56:29.800
<v Speaker 2>did you see.

0:56:29.600 --> 0:56:30.160
<v Speaker 1>What happened with that?

0:56:30.320 --> 0:56:30.360
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:56:30.520 --> 0:56:33.560
<v Speaker 1>What happened? Oh my god? Amanda Seals got turned away

0:56:33.560 --> 0:56:34.000
<v Speaker 1>at the door.

0:56:34.160 --> 0:56:38.120
<v Speaker 3>No, can we talk just a little. This is messy,

0:56:38.160 --> 0:56:40.400
<v Speaker 3>but it's fine. Just say facts. That's it, Okay.

0:56:40.440 --> 0:56:41.799
<v Speaker 1>So this is this is what I learned.

0:56:41.840 --> 0:56:44.719
<v Speaker 2>Apparently Jesse Williams invited her to the Black Hollywood. The

0:56:44.920 --> 0:56:47.120
<v Speaker 2>skin guy, the skin one, cheated his wife with a

0:56:47.200 --> 0:56:48.719
<v Speaker 2>white woman from gray anatomy.

0:56:48.840 --> 0:56:50.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you know you can't truss the light skin

0:56:50.840 --> 0:56:52.560
<v Speaker 1>black man with gray eyes. Is there any way?

0:56:52.600 --> 0:56:55.719
<v Speaker 2>We can just the person out the name yeah can

0:56:55.760 --> 0:56:57.480
<v Speaker 2>weep yeah, which.

0:56:58.280 --> 0:56:59.479
<v Speaker 1>She posted it on her inst stories.

0:56:59.480 --> 0:57:03.120
<v Speaker 2>She talked about her on her podcast okayt There But

0:57:03.360 --> 0:57:07.000
<v Speaker 2>apparently she like Esa Raised Publicist was having a party

0:57:07.480 --> 0:57:11.160
<v Speaker 2>and Raised Publicist doesn't like her, and so a man

0:57:11.239 --> 0:57:12.960
<v Speaker 2>of Seele showed up with all these people and they

0:57:12.960 --> 0:57:14.560
<v Speaker 2>were like, they could come in, but you can't come in,

0:57:15.200 --> 0:57:16.040
<v Speaker 2>and she was like what.

0:57:16.400 --> 0:57:17.200
<v Speaker 1>She was like what.

0:57:17.440 --> 0:57:19.720
<v Speaker 2>Originally she was saying that a white woman turned her

0:57:19.760 --> 0:57:22.520
<v Speaker 2>away from the party, but came out later it was

0:57:22.520 --> 0:57:26.080
<v Speaker 2>a black woman that was like, you specifically cannot come

0:57:26.120 --> 0:57:26.479
<v Speaker 2>in here.

0:57:26.800 --> 0:57:27.680
<v Speaker 1>You not on the list.

0:57:28.040 --> 0:57:31.520
<v Speaker 2>So somebody came out to meet her and she went

0:57:31.560 --> 0:57:33.680
<v Speaker 2>in and she was at the bar and then four

0:57:33.720 --> 0:57:37.360
<v Speaker 2>security guards escorted her out, like you can't be here.

0:57:37.520 --> 0:57:41.680
<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to get that time. Apparently I'm kicking

0:57:41.800 --> 0:57:45.560
<v Speaker 2>everyone yet you gotta go get your everybody gets and

0:57:45.560 --> 0:57:47.360
<v Speaker 2>then it's like, but none of my friends they can stay,

0:57:47.360 --> 0:57:49.400
<v Speaker 2>but you can't stay. Apparently all there was a table

0:57:49.640 --> 0:57:52.240
<v Speaker 2>Insecure had a table at the party, and everybody from

0:57:52.280 --> 0:57:54.959
<v Speaker 2>Insecure was there and they watched her get escorted.

0:57:54.640 --> 0:57:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Out and nobody helped.

0:57:58.120 --> 0:58:01.040
<v Speaker 2>Nobody stipped in Jacky nobody was like, since you want

0:58:01.080 --> 0:58:01.920
<v Speaker 2>some bread to go?

0:58:02.280 --> 0:58:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Shame shame, shame, shame, shame, shame.

0:58:06.840 --> 0:58:09.440
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, so that Marie, would you allow that if that

0:58:09.520 --> 0:58:12.600
<v Speaker 3>was me, if we were, if we if there was

0:58:12.640 --> 0:58:15.960
<v Speaker 3>a party you already in and I'm texting you, I'm like,

0:58:15.960 --> 0:58:16.840
<v Speaker 3>they not let me in.

0:58:17.760 --> 0:58:19.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm coming to the door. I'm gonna say, you know,

0:58:19.720 --> 0:58:23.040
<v Speaker 2>she's famous. What's happening is she's famous and we're walking

0:58:23.080 --> 0:58:25.040
<v Speaker 2>in together. And then if you get kicked out, I'm

0:58:25.080 --> 0:58:26.720
<v Speaker 2>gonna be like, cis you want me to wrap some

0:58:26.760 --> 0:58:27.280
<v Speaker 2>food up.

0:58:29.280 --> 0:58:32.200
<v Speaker 1>Today or not. I'd be like this, this is what

0:58:33.000 --> 0:58:36.439
<v Speaker 1>I would go on my instant stories. You'll go live.

0:58:37.760 --> 0:58:39.800
<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, look at look at this she go live.

0:58:39.840 --> 0:58:42.840
<v Speaker 1>How they're dragging my friend out here? Her shoe is

0:58:42.920 --> 0:58:45.560
<v Speaker 1>dragging you look like Cinderella. I would go live for you.

0:58:46.320 --> 0:58:48.880
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, but apparently they don't. Really, you know, those

0:58:48.920 --> 0:58:51.120
<v Speaker 1>really ain't your friends, you know, the co workers.

0:58:52.160 --> 0:58:57.280
<v Speaker 3>Colleagues, colleagues. But I mean, Marie, I'm I'm a close friend.

0:58:57.360 --> 0:59:00.280
<v Speaker 3>You're not leaving the party because I can't it in.

0:59:00.880 --> 0:59:01.560
<v Speaker 1>You're not doing that.

0:59:01.800 --> 0:59:04.200
<v Speaker 2>I mean, they depends on who theirs is, you know,

0:59:04.320 --> 0:59:06.200
<v Speaker 2>like if Oprah got a table close by. I might

0:59:06.240 --> 0:59:09.320
<v Speaker 2>stay at the party, but I would leave with you probably,

0:59:09.400 --> 0:59:10.200
<v Speaker 2>I would meet you after.

0:59:10.240 --> 0:59:13.240
<v Speaker 1>I'd meet you after, Yeah, like at checkers or something.

0:59:14.400 --> 0:59:17.120
<v Speaker 1>You're not leaving the party. You're just not would you

0:59:17.240 --> 0:59:18.720
<v Speaker 1>leave the party if I was.

0:59:18.800 --> 0:59:21.240
<v Speaker 2>If you were inside and and you're with your friends

0:59:21.240 --> 0:59:23.240
<v Speaker 2>who had a table and everything, and I'm like, city,

0:59:23.280 --> 0:59:23.880
<v Speaker 2>they won't let me in.

0:59:23.880 --> 0:59:26.320
<v Speaker 1>Because they I would leave.

0:59:26.360 --> 0:59:28.120
<v Speaker 3>I would leave no matter how lit the party was.

0:59:28.160 --> 0:59:30.600
<v Speaker 3>It doesn't I first of all, I don't drink. I

0:59:30.600 --> 0:59:32.440
<v Speaker 3>didn't already took my pictures. You know we getting in

0:59:32.480 --> 0:59:35.800
<v Speaker 3>there taking pictures. You just arrived, You just arrived, You're

0:59:35.800 --> 0:59:37.720
<v Speaker 3>waiting for the food to come out. You would leave

0:59:40.160 --> 0:59:43.760
<v Speaker 3>leave She's like, already took my pictures? No, would you

0:59:43.840 --> 0:59:45.240
<v Speaker 3>leave if you just got there?

0:59:46.200 --> 0:59:51.240
<v Speaker 2>And you know it's like, you know, steak is coming out. Lobsters, lobsters.

0:59:51.640 --> 0:59:54.680
<v Speaker 1>They got a professional sushi chef in the back.

0:59:54.760 --> 0:59:59.080
<v Speaker 2>He just if were still working together, if we're still

0:59:59.080 --> 1:00:02.280
<v Speaker 2>doing the pod, I'm gonna leave because I'm like, I

1:00:02.320 --> 1:00:04.520
<v Speaker 2>gotta see you at work and then be like, ah,

1:00:04.600 --> 1:00:07.120
<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be messy. But if by and see you

1:00:07.160 --> 1:00:10.600
<v Speaker 2>in a year, just didn't get out of it's asual.

1:00:13.320 --> 1:00:15.200
<v Speaker 2>If I was alone, okay, if I was with somebody,

1:00:15.200 --> 1:00:16.600
<v Speaker 2>you'd be like, well, I'll just see y'all back at

1:00:16.600 --> 1:00:17.040
<v Speaker 2>the hotel.

1:00:18.840 --> 1:00:20.520
<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about it. Marie.

1:00:20.920 --> 1:00:24.080
<v Speaker 2>You're one of the closest people I have in my life.

1:00:24.160 --> 1:00:26.320
<v Speaker 1>You are like family. I would leave fuck that party.

1:00:27.120 --> 1:00:29.520
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, then I guess I gotta leave too. No,

1:00:29.960 --> 1:00:35.360
<v Speaker 2>I just I'm leaving too. I'm asking the question again. Well,

1:00:35.360 --> 1:00:37.520
<v Speaker 2>one of us gotta be the inside man. No to

1:00:37.520 --> 1:00:40.120
<v Speaker 2>tell us, to tell us right? What was Denzel touching

1:00:40.160 --> 1:00:43.600
<v Speaker 2>somebody's butt inside? Did Sona Lathan bite Beyonce's face?

1:00:43.680 --> 1:00:43.760
<v Speaker 6>Like?

1:00:43.840 --> 1:00:46.520
<v Speaker 1>We need somebody at the Black Hollywood party.

1:00:46.520 --> 1:00:48.720
<v Speaker 2>But the problem is is that if I see you

1:00:48.760 --> 1:00:50.880
<v Speaker 2>in pictures with these motherfuckers, I'm being pissed.

1:00:51.040 --> 1:00:54.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm be furious. Ra, and I do know that you

1:00:54.560 --> 1:00:56.880
<v Speaker 1>have severe folmo. I do. Yeah.

1:00:57.000 --> 1:00:59.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well I would leave, but I wouldn't leave right away, Sis,

1:00:59.400 --> 1:01:01.360
<v Speaker 2>I would stay for at least twenty minutes.

1:01:01.800 --> 1:01:04.240
<v Speaker 1>So I gotta wait outside. I gotta tell the Uber

1:01:04.320 --> 1:01:06.840
<v Speaker 1>driver you are extra twenty. I'd be texting you like

1:01:06.880 --> 1:01:07.080
<v Speaker 1>a girl.

1:01:07.120 --> 1:01:08.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm just trying to get my coat, the little coat

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<v Speaker 2>check a line real long.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, she put it.

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<v Speaker 2>She first she said it was a white woman, and

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<v Speaker 2>then it was really a black woman.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a black woman. I see what you're doing, sis.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So anyway, she talked about it on her podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I would tell y'all to listen to it, but you

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<v Speaker 2>don't need to. You need to listen to this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Matter of fact, go listen to another episode of this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're so rude. Listen to last week's. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>said any of that. I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't agree with what Marie said. Listen to the

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<v Speaker 3>pop Well what did I say that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you don't agree with me saying don't listen to

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<v Speaker 2>her podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I was saying, I already give them the story. So

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<v Speaker 1>you what, you're listening for a full hour for you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta hear you are here.

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<v Speaker 2>Who Shout out to everybody which ate with HBV. Shout

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<v Speaker 2>out to people who can't get into parties.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to.

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<v Speaker 3>People moving and you know, trying to figure shit out.

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<v Speaker 3>They got a roommate and they over thirty and stuff it.

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<v Speaker 2>Shout out to people who are sleeping on air mattress

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<v Speaker 2>right now, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Shout out to people who shout out to people

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<v Speaker 3>who get in actresses from Helix, you know, shout out

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<v Speaker 3>to be one of the best.

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<v Speaker 1>Been in the boxes.

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<v Speaker 2>Casper what Casper whisper the friendly ghosts okay Helix.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks. Shout out to people who have warts in their butt.

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<v Speaker 4>More surgically removed. Wow, I got to have sex for

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<v Speaker 4>three months?

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<v Speaker 1>Three months?

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<v Speaker 4>Three months? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you had other sounded like you needed to take

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<v Speaker 2>some time off anyway, that was that.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that was gotten telling you to get some rest,

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<v Speaker 1>get some rest, because no other man standing out for me,

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<v Speaker 1>that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean baby baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Baby baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So this has been a fantastic episode. I love

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<v Speaker 3>you guys, Dearly Sydney. Oh the October the twenty sixth

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<v Speaker 3>at Union Hall, thanks to everybody who went to our

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<v Speaker 3>live show.

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<v Speaker 1>That happened right last wrinner.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and then we have our live show that's for

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<v Speaker 3>the New York Comedy Festival. That's going to be at

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<v Speaker 3>Union Hall November November fifth, fifth. I'm like November fifth

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<v Speaker 3>at five pm. Buy those tickets. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>hear nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an early midday situation. You could come.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be an hour, real quick, real smooth, and

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<v Speaker 2>then we could just get drinks and stuff afterwards.

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<v Speaker 1>Fool. Get some wings, yeah, get some wings. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>want that bitch sold out, So I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>hear nothing, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, if you

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<v Speaker 1>can't afford the ticket, how much is the ticket? Fifteen ten?

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<v Speaker 3>If you really can't afford it and you a ride

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<v Speaker 3>or die, hit me up, I'm gonna put.

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<v Speaker 1>You on the list. How about that? That's what I

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to say, but I couldn't get it in there.

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<v Speaker 1>But I have. I have two slots.

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<v Speaker 2>Make sure you on the list if you If you

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<v Speaker 2>show up and you're not on the list, don't ask

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<v Speaker 2>us to come outside.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not coming out. You will l mend of seals

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<v Speaker 1>that as we will insecure you.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Bye, guys, rate comment, subscribe, See you on the

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<v Speaker 2>Patreon that we're hopefully gonna update.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, yes, it's happening. It's happening. Don't worry. Don't

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<v Speaker 3>put that energy out there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be.

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<v Speaker 2>The Patreon is lit, It's list lit. Okay anyway, Bye, guys.

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