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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Hi, guys, Hey, it's gone on. Okay, so we've been

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Speaker 2: talking for like half an hour already, and y'all don't

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Speaker 2: get to hear that.

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Speaker 1: But Sidney, can you just repeat what you just said.

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Speaker 3: I love the listeners. I love y'all. Y'all are great.

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Speaker 3: It's awesome. I love feedback. I love all of it.

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Speaker 3: But some of the feedback is not your place. Just

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Speaker 3: like sometimes I get messages it's like, oh, thank you

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Speaker 3: for telling me about like your alcoholism and your depression

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Speaker 3: and your relationship and all that stuff. And that's great,

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Speaker 3: but I just feel like sometimes people overstep their boundaries

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Speaker 3: and they'll tell me like, oh, I you know, I

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Speaker 3: feel like it's always something going wrong and you should

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Speaker 3: be more positive about yourself. And like that episode where

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Speaker 3: I was saying, oh, you know, I'm worried about not

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Speaker 3: being funny and like how I'm supposed to be on

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Speaker 3: stage or me not doing my job, and they're just like,

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Speaker 3: I think you need to be more positive about things

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Speaker 3: because because things are going well in your life and

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Speaker 3: it just seems like nothing is right and and it's

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Speaker 3: which is.

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Speaker 2: Like a bold thing to text somebody, like to send

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Speaker 2: the message to somebody that they need to be more positive,

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Speaker 2: Like let me be sad for a day, let me

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Speaker 2: be in a funky mood for a few days, you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like that's I think part of

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Speaker 2: being a human being is like I'm allowed to be sad.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna and I'm allowed to sit in that sometimes. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And I'm not saying that you're a sad person. Obviously

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Speaker 2: you're you know, a ray of sunshine regularly. But uh,

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Speaker 2: you know, I think maybe that person just wants you

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Speaker 2: to not talk bad about yourself, you specifically, right, like

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Speaker 2: don't don't self deprecate.

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Speaker 1: Maybe is that maybe that was this I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but like sometimes when you message or whatever,

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Speaker 3: I just I don't know the context.

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Speaker 1: I don't or I don't know you.

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Speaker 3: So to me, it's just like, Okay, I'm getting these

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Speaker 3: random messages. Some of them are good, and then some

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Speaker 3: of them stick out and they're like, oh wait, who

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Speaker 3: are you? Like what are you saying?

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Speaker 2: And isn't it crazy how we only like we can

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Speaker 2: have a million positive comments or a million and.

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Speaker 1: I repost them.

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Speaker 3: I just want you to know every time you guys

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Speaker 3: write something or I'm like actively trying to put them

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Speaker 3: in the stories and let people know like, ah, we

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Speaker 3: appreciate all these nice comments.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're just the mean ones too. Sometimes. Yes

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Speaker 1: I do.

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Speaker 4: I do yesterday, Yeah I do.

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Speaker 1: You guys, we're people. When you cut us, do we

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Speaker 1: not bleed?

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Speaker 3: I mean we are for our shade and we are

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Speaker 3: we can be very mean and we get it. I

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Speaker 3: mean we read some of your comments out loud and

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Speaker 3: then we have we have notes, so I know. But

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Speaker 3: I think on a on a real note, like it's

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Speaker 3: just social media. You say something and you don't know, Oh,

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Speaker 3: this person is actually reading this, and you don't know

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Speaker 3: what they're going through, how their day was, and they

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Speaker 3: might take it like this is like bigger than what

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Speaker 3: it is. So send me a voice mamo, because I

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Speaker 3: can't read these messages. Just tell me about how you feel,

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Speaker 3: and just so I can hear the tone.

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Speaker 1: Are you laughing? You be like, hey girl, you know

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Speaker 1: you gotta be more positive. I'm just reading.

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Speaker 3: I just look at your picture and I'm be like, oh,

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Speaker 3: this bitch, this is how her voice sounds, and this

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Speaker 3: is how she's talking to me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's yelling at me right now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, Sidney, I want you to be happy.

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Speaker 2: I want Andrew to be happy. I want everybody I

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Speaker 2: want to be happy. I want everybody to thrive. But

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Speaker 2: like the thing about this podcast is that the more

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Speaker 2: listeners we get and the bigger the podcast gets, the

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Speaker 2: more annoying some of y'all becomes. So it's like, you know,

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Speaker 2: the cool core people that started with us, sometimes they

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Speaker 2: feel like entitled. Like people will comment on posts that

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Speaker 2: I put now on Instagram and be like, I've.

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Speaker 1: Been with you since YouTube. I'm one of the original people.

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Speaker 2: And it's like, wha those YouTube videos were like five

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Speaker 2: six years old. Yeah, And people are like, yes, but

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Speaker 2: I've been here from the beginning, and it's like that

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Speaker 2: doesn't I mean it's great, but like that doesn't I

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Speaker 2: don't owe you something because of that, right, Like I'm

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Speaker 2: couple episodes and people are like, uh, classic Berie or Sidney, didn't,

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Speaker 2: didn't Ramona set and it's like somebody' I was doing

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's it's fine, but I just feel like

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Speaker 3: it's hard.

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Speaker 1: I mean, right now, I got too.

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Speaker 3: Much going on to get a comment that felt that

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Speaker 3: feels negative and read it on any given day at

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Speaker 3: hear that, you know, like I don't. I well, I'm

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Speaker 3: not saying anything positive. Just please don't have a positive comment.

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Speaker 2: I saw you perform on Sunday, and I feel like

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Speaker 2: I haven't seen your set in a minute, but I say,

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Speaker 2: you perform on Sunday and it was the most the

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Speaker 2: most beautiful. I think it was the most Sydney set.

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Speaker 1: It was just it was so real and it was

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Speaker 2: And I hope that you still you're still carrying that

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Speaker 2: a lot. It was no, no, no, no, it's good.

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Speaker 3: But the thing is about we do the nit every

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Speaker 3: Sunday and every Sunday. If like Marie is opening the show,

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, it's gonna be a great show

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Speaker 3: because you like literally all of the energy that we need.

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Speaker 1: You fucking carry that shit if you're.

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Speaker 2: Not not last Sunday, but thank you now every Sunday,

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Speaker 2: every Sunday.

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Speaker 1: And I was just who was I talking to?

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Speaker 3: I was talking to I won't say who, but they

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Speaker 3: were like the way Marie things off the top of

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Speaker 3: her head is just brilliant.

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Speaker 3: Like, she's literally in the moment and we'll think of

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Speaker 1: And it's like, yeah, that's why I'm like, can Marie open? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: We need her to open because we don't. I don't

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Speaker 2: But I was high last Sunday and I couldn't. I

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Speaker 1: I don't remember that.

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Speaker 2: I don't remember that well. Remember I got offstairs and

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Speaker 2: you were like you did eight minutes? Because I was like,

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Speaker 2: I have nothing to say, you know what? That was

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Speaker 2: the smoothest eight minutes, and we got to it. Sometimes

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Speaker 3: It's like we did not need to do thirteen minutes,

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Speaker 3: but it was like eight minutes. It was perfect.

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Speaker 2: They were ready for the show in eight minutes, and

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Speaker 1: Like, ah, yeah, she got hosts this. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But you see how perspectives can be so different Because

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Speaker 2: when I mean it did the Sunday before and I.

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Speaker 1: Was like, Oh, she's not gonna warm up the crowd

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Speaker 2: So for people who are listening who maybe have never

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Speaker 2: is not to do their jokes.

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Speaker 1: At the top of the show.

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Speaker 2: It's to open up the room, get the room ready

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Speaker 2: celebrating birthdays. You like, if you have a joke that works,

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Speaker 1: That shit hot. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So the next comment coming up is just like the

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Speaker 2: Amina was like, I'm gonna just do all these new

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Speaker 1: The crowd was like.

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Speaker 3: No, but I love it because I mean when you

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Speaker 2: Girl, if I'm in the zone and the crowd is

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Speaker 2: It's like a beautiful mind, like everything's connected, and I

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Speaker 2: I'm that. But that first show in DC, I was

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Speaker 2: And then the last show, the last I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: I don't feel good.

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Speaker 4: No, But sometimes I watched you and like, I feel

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Speaker 4: hell did you find that? That's crazy?

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Speaker 2: But when I like, and I'm gonna tell ya a

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Speaker 2: mean mainly, that's most comedians when they doing CrowdWork, they

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Speaker 2: like trying to sift through their set list and be like, ah,

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Speaker 2: let me maneuver some ship while I'm talking no, But

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Speaker 2: I'm not trying to maneuver some I can't remember my jokes.

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Speaker 1: I legit be like no, but I doesn't appear like that.

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Speaker 1: It appears like a professional.

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Speaker 2: So my gift in my curse because I feel very

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Speaker 2: like unprofessional and not prepared on stage and everyone's like

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Speaker 2: Maria is just up there and I'm like, but my

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Speaker 2: more than I do, Like Sydney like you got this, this, this, this,

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Speaker 3: Tell me text me this morning, yo, can you tell

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Speaker 3: could remember my own shit like this.

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Speaker 1: Oh my girl, is it crazy?

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Speaker 3: I got the text early, like, yeah, I remember it,

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Speaker 2: is called My Beautiful, No, my favorite open book of beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Scratch out your title and put that in there, that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be an hour we work.

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Speaker 1: I have a your Door Peterson.

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Speaker 2: Because you give you gave us outfits and characters last time,

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Speaker 2: I was like, look at God, it was wet everywhere

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Speaker 1: She said, this my space.

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Speaker 2: But if I had put the boxes there, because I

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Speaker 1: And I was like, if it had been fine, you

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Speaker 2: Anyway, somebody came to pick them up and were they nice?

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Speaker 2: I left the boxes house. I was like, I'm not

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Uh, I like it.

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Speaker 2: You know, you're showing us pictures when they were at Oh,

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Speaker 1: Oh, this is perfect. Carolina came over. She helped me

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Speaker 1: the books away. No, we need the books. They waste

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Speaker 2: It'll be a tiny box of books and that's heavier

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Speaker 3: You need the books. The books are important. You need

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Speaker 1: You know, we deserve it. We deserve it. What else? Oh,

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Speaker 2: Oh, because we were going to go get a drink

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Speaker 2: It tries to fly away, it lands on its back

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Speaker 1: I was like, well, now she don't think I have

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Speaker 1: And I just hit it on the podcast or aboudy

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Speaker 1: It was so big. Water bug comes from the drain.

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Speaker 1: It's the building you.

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Speaker 2: Just move in.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Sis. That was the that was the last

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Speaker 3: tenant's bug. Yeah, that's residual bugs from somebody else.

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Speaker 1: It was so nasty. Yeah, but you can come see

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Speaker 1: the place today. Yeah, I'll come. I'll stop by. Andrew,

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Speaker 2: I would love oh amazing, love it. And hopefully we

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Larry has another episode after your guys.

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Speaker 1: Oh so sad a yikes.

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Speaker 4: I'm here until like six thirty or maybe.

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Speaker 3: Or maybe I can ooh, or maybe I can come tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: And uh oh I need.

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Speaker 3: Your actually need your blow dryer with a calm, can

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Speaker 1: Okay, wait you need it?

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Speaker 1: Because I was like Si and I got my hair CRT.

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Speaker 1: I should have messaged you to bring it to the podcast.

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Speaker 1: I would totally abort it. Yeah, let me run home

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Speaker 1: real quick, get it. I'll be right back. Okay, Oh,

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Speaker 1: we have a break.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, buddy, Oh maybe, oh buddy, maybe, But I

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Speaker 1: You know, but your girl, uber we uber are there.

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Speaker 2: We uber pooled, we uber pool there. Actually we could

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Speaker 2: take the bus. The bus stops right in front of me,

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Speaker 2: just the bus stops your own apartment. We would never

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Speaker 1: That's a love. The bus is my brain.

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Speaker 2: I'm about to cancel all my metro car like, I'm

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Speaker 2: And my bedroom doesn't have any curtains, so I just

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Speaker 1: How is it?

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Speaker 2: I mean, the body is great, SI, Now I know

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Speaker 2: your body's great, but I'm saying, how.

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Speaker 4: Do you feel about that not having any curtains? Because

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Speaker 1: I know you told me this story.

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Speaker 4: He literally I saw him just getting like pounded out.

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Speaker 1: Oh and you were hot for it.

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Speaker 4: I was totally hot.

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Speaker 4: So I it's not a walk up, it's a walk down.

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Speaker 4: So he's like he's the garden level. Yeah, he's like

445
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,040
Speaker 4: below level, and so.

446
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Speaker 2: He's not even getting any light. That's why I little

447
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Speaker 2: curtains so.

448
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,200
Speaker 4: When you're walking down the steps, you can see everything

449
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:49,360
Speaker 4: in his apartment, including two naked bodies.

450
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Speaker 1: Was the sex good? How long did you stand there?

451
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Speaker 6: I know.

452
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:58,240
Speaker 4: I took from getting into my apartment. Okay, I would

453
00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:58,679
Speaker 4: have stood there.

454
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Speaker 2: I would have stood there for the like, if you

455
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,800
Speaker 2: gonna do it, I'm gonna watch you do it.

456
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:02,280
Speaker 1: It was good.

457
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,560
Speaker 4: It was great. And I was like I was already gone,

458
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,639
Speaker 4: and I was like he moved in that week, and

459
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,800
Speaker 4: I was like, it would be so ballsy for me

460
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,000
Speaker 4: to just knock on the door and just be like,

461
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:11,600
Speaker 4: what's going on?

462
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,280
Speaker 1: Like, you can't bang the dude downstairs?

463
00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:18,200
Speaker 4: I know, I know I not see Sydney and I does.

464
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,280
Speaker 1: It's gonna be weird.

465
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:20,720
Speaker 4: I know I can't. I can't.

466
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,679
Speaker 1: That only brand it is weird. This is true. Your

467
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,040
Speaker 1: brand is a man.

468
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,840
Speaker 4: It might have been the same guy.

469
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,760
Speaker 1: That i've Jamie Fox quote unquote.

470
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,720
Speaker 4: Okay, he literally does look like Jamie Fox.

471
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Speaker 1: But okay, receipts or didn't.

472
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't have the picture because we don't believe.

473
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,359
Speaker 1: Because you're lying. We don't believe.

474
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,480
Speaker 2: I think someone who looks like Gabrielle Union you hooked

475
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:46,359
Speaker 2: up with yourself. Yeah, I know, my masturbde it.

476
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,520
Speaker 1: While I wasn't looking in the.

477
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Speaker 2: Mirror, Andrew said, you look really really great. I put

478
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Speaker 2: makeup on today.

479
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,560
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm gonna go to the podcast and

480
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Speaker 3: be better.

481
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,919
Speaker 1: They're saying, so we need to take a photo with

482
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Speaker 1: the guests today, got it?

483
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Speaker 3: No?

484
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,440
Speaker 1: Oh, no, no, no, I do think that sometimes.

485
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,840
Speaker 3: I'm like, ah, if we had pictures with a guess,

486
00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:07,680
Speaker 3: they would be more inclined to repost.

487
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,280
Speaker 4: I feel like people are so dumb with the pictures

488
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,920
Speaker 4: taken in this studio though, you know what I mean.

489
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:16,040
Speaker 4: So many different podcasts have the it's just you just

490
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:16,920
Speaker 4: scroll past them.

491
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. That is true for people never be prepared.

492
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,680
Speaker 2: But the lighting also is not that good in here,

493
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:26,640
Speaker 2: so you know, like and forever dog, I'm a megabone

494
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,199
Speaker 2: before I come here.

495
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Speaker 1: Really, that's the real reason. I'm like, eh, sir, but

496
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,000
Speaker 1: your skin looks fantastic.

497
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:35,080
Speaker 2: I've been drinking a lot of water, a lot more water,

498
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,160
Speaker 2: and I am I feel like I should be doing

499
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,600
Speaker 2: stuff with my skin because like I'm getting older.

500
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:45,240
Speaker 1: But like I'm also afraid that if I start.

501
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,560
Speaker 2: Playing with like creams and treatments and rose water, that

502
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,760
Speaker 2: I'm gonna like mess it up somehow.

503
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,320
Speaker 1: So I don't know.

504
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:56,800
Speaker 2: Just this smile Lemma, I'm like, should I put this

505
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,040
Speaker 2: night cream on? Is it going to make my face

506
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,560
Speaker 2: like break out?

507
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:07,640
Speaker 3: I think you should do something that's uh like not vegan,

508
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:13,200
Speaker 3: but something that's more natural, like find some some night treatments.

509
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,920
Speaker 1: That are like natural based or whatever you call it.

510
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,280
Speaker 2: When you use oh, I mean we We've been getting

511
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,240
Speaker 2: a lot of products, you know, for the past, and

512
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,160
Speaker 2: I've like, I use the Imass.

513
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:29,560
Speaker 1: I'm using the lotion. Yeah, I's a great wander clamby

514
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,040
Speaker 1: just gold Iass.

515
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,359
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, it looks like I actually sleep.

516
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:35,600
Speaker 3: This is insanity.

517
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:36,879
Speaker 2: I don't know if I feel like I see a

518
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,359
Speaker 2: difference on myself, but you feel like when you use

519
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,800
Speaker 2: the under imass there.

520
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, because your girls hagged, you know.

521
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 3: I like, I have insomnia, so it's hard for me

522
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,680
Speaker 3: to sleep sometimes, and then when I do go to sleep,

523
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,040
Speaker 3: I'm still not well rested because.

524
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:51,960
Speaker 1: Should be flailing. Sis.

525
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,879
Speaker 2: We talked about this, Yes, just trying to cuddle with

526
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 2: everybody next to.

527
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,040
Speaker 1: You I I toss in turn.

528
00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 2: I'm a toss sout baby. That's what I do in

529
00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 2: the bed, toss salad.

530
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,280
Speaker 1: Have you ever what was lost time you had a

531
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 1: salad on lambses? Oh?

532
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:13,080
Speaker 2: I actually yesterday, sweet Green, I had the harvest salad

533
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:17,719
Speaker 2: that has all these nuts and seasoning. And can we

534
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 2: stop with the fucking almonds in a salad, bitch, Eat

535
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,920
Speaker 2: the almonds by themselves, Eat the salad by itself.

536
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:27,639
Speaker 1: I don't need all that like crunchiness. Get a crunchy salad.

537
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:28,440
Speaker 1: I don't wrong.

538
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,800
Speaker 2: Man can give you the same crunch I don't want

539
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,120
Speaker 2: any type of nuts in my cell.

540
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,679
Speaker 1: No something power seeds. The fork is not picking up

541
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 1: the self. It's not.

542
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,760
Speaker 3: And people who love nuts and things chaotic, they're just

543
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,119
Speaker 3: they can't be trusted. Those are those are the people

544
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 3: who you know, cheating relationships.

545
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 1: Those are the people that they got skid marks and

546
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:46,680
Speaker 1: they draws.

547
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, those are the people that tell you look good

548
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 2: when you got a booger in your nose.

549
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 3: I hate those people, those Cashi go leang, I hate them.

550
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,560
Speaker 3: And it's just like, stop with the nuts.

551
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,800
Speaker 2: And I had to pick out all of the nuts

552
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,200
Speaker 2: and then can we stop salad places.

553
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 3: That don't give me enough fucking dressing. We got this

554
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 3: big ass bowl and then you want me to drizzle.

555
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 3: You want me to like, you gotta drinkle, you gotta

556
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 3: dip the fork tips in it. And they're just like,

557
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 3: are you fucking kidding it? Give me a real amount

558
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:18,280
Speaker 3: of salad dressing that can cover, can coat the mixed screens.

559
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 1: How much of your just salad costs?

560
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 3: Because it sounds like you had a seventeen dollars salad,

561
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 3: honey on the corporate card.

562
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. I did not pay love it. You know,

563
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,959
Speaker 1: did you get chicken? You got some protein on it?

564
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 2: Yeah?

565
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 1: I just I want to be healthy.

566
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,679
Speaker 3: But I always see these people who eat healthy and

567
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 3: it's like, ah, what's your life looking like?

568
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:36,359
Speaker 5: Though?

569
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 3: You being all healthy and shit, but like you're not

570
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 3: getting fucked right. Your job sucks, Like who cares? I'd

571
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:47,119
Speaker 3: rather eat shitty? You think people who are getting fucked right? No,

572
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:48,160
Speaker 3: they're not getting sucked right.

573
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,440
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely.

574
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 2: You know, if you've only ever been having bad sex,

575
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,119
Speaker 2: do you know what good sex is?

576
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:55,920
Speaker 1: Honey?

577
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 3: If you're thirty four and you haven't had not one

578
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,920
Speaker 3: glimpse of great sex, you need to go die.

579
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 1: You need to go sound like lay down.

580
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 4: How many times have you had like actually like quality sex?

581
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:11,639
Speaker 1: Then quality sex. I've had quality sex, I've had called sexy.

582
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 4: Sounds like you're lying right now your tone.

583
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 3: I want to mention the people. I'm just saying you

584
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 3: don't mention their names. But I'm an older woman. I'm

585
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 3: not twenty seven, you know what I mean. Like I've

586
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 3: been out there, I got miles on this dang. You know, yes,

587
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:31,439
Speaker 3: but you were happy you've had bad sex before? Oh

588
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,920
Speaker 3: some of it was with people that were like boyfriends, right,

589
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 3: Like I was in.

590
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 2: A look at that. We're so good, we're getting better,

591
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,200
Speaker 2: We're getting better.

592
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,360
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, if you think you're getting fucking gossip from us,

593
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 3: no more.

594
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,679
Speaker 2: No, you know to get me slipping with libel and

595
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:57,439
Speaker 2: slander on this podcast in these United States to the

596
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 2: International the International Waters version of the podcast, this ain't it,

597
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 2: This is.

598
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 3: Not You're not gonna come here, get your tea and

599
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 3: then spill it somewhere else.

600
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, then saying that just the clip of

601
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 2: the tee to somebody so they can hear us spilling it.

602
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. Then we come down the whole episode.

603
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 3: Okay, and then we caught out here and it's out

604
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 3: of contact.

605
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 2: It's like I said that I loved you, but it

606
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 2: was trash, you know. Yo.

607
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, Well, proud.

608
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 2: Of myself for starting myself right there, but uh, I

609
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 2: don't know. I think I had bad sex for a while,

610
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 2: so much so that I was like, I'm just gonna

611
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 2: have I'm gonna stop having sex, and I would celibate

612
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 2: for a while, right, and then I got back in

613
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 2: the sex game. Some people were still bad, but like now,

614
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 2: when it's good, it's just like I'm just gonna keep.

615
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: Coming here because I keep coming here.

616
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 2: But otherwise, like once i feel like I'm done with that,

617
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 2: then I'm moving on to something else.

618
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 1: Okay, I support it thousand percent.

619
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,640
Speaker 3: But the problem is that love sucks, so you get

620
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 3: clouded and you just you'll deal with some mediocre or

621
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 3: regular or you know, you just deal because you're like,

622
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 3: I have such strong feelings for this person that you

623
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,440
Speaker 3: know I will.

624
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,679
Speaker 1: I'll neglect my physical needs. Wow.

625
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know nothing about that life, but I'm just

626
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 3: saying it's out there. Yeah, love sounds dumb, And I

627
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:28,439
Speaker 3: also think that people put too big of a importance

628
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 3: of on sex it's like it's great when it's great,

629
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 3: but it's not.

630
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,440
Speaker 1: It shouldn't be the end all be all for relationship.

631
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 2: But if we have a good relationship, right, you support me,

632
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 2: I support you. Every it's fifty fifty, everybody's paying for stuff.

633
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 2: The apartment is cute, everybody, you know what I mean.

634
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 1: But the sex is bad. That's going like start to

635
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: fracture things in that relationship. We all have to fix this.

636
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 3: Yes, I agree, Yeah, I think we just have to

637
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 3: one what is bad sex because the sex can physically

638
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 3: you could be doing everything right, but we just are

639
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 3: not like meshing.

640
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: Well, the energy is off.

641
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 2: You can have somebody who has terrible technique I feel like,

642
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 2: but you feel good about them, so like you'll deal. No,

643
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,439
Speaker 2: that's where y'all are messing up. The technique is trash.

644
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,640
Speaker 2: You gotta tell them in the moment. Technique is trash.

645
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 2: It's not working for me. Whatever you're doing right now,

646
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 2: it's not working.

647
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely, as long as you're vocal about what

648
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 3: you like.

649
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what I mean. Sometimes you don't really

650
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: know what you like.

651
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 2: You just know what you don't like. I don't like

652
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 2: this whatever you're doing right now, please stop.

653
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 1: It's that right now.

654
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 3: I'm here for you know, we're just gonna yelp the

655
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 3: sex while it's happening.

656
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I know people that I know.

657
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 2: This girl she's she was sleeping with this dude, and

658
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 2: she said the sex was so bad, like he was

659
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 2: a bad kisser, like he was trying to like eat

660
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:56,959
Speaker 2: her face.

661
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 1: Everything was just bad. It was uncomfortable.

662
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 2: She was disappointed because they're like connection outside of the

663
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 2: sex was really really good. And she said she didn't

664
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 2: say anything while it was happening, but a few days

665
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 2: later told him that she didn't like how the sex was.

666
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 3: Bitch, If I'm drinking hot coco with you and you

667
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 3: talking about some sex from four days ago you were canceled,

668
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 3: you should have told.

669
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 1: Me either right after or the morning.

670
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 2: I'll say it in the moment. Oh so you sat

671
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,639
Speaker 2: on this bad dick for days?

672
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 1: Is that on it?

673
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 2: You literally sat on the bad dick, and then you

674
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 2: want to mention it while we at brunch in passing

675
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,679
Speaker 2: and now I'm looking at my orange juice all crazy, like,

676
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 2: well I should I drink that.

677
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 1: I don't feel comfortable. It got pulping it, like I don't.

678
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 2: Feel right so you're saying something in the moment while

679
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 2: it's happening, or you're seeing it after it happens.

680
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 3: I'm saying it either in the moment or like the

681
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 3: day after.

682
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 2: Okay, Andrew, bad sex, are saying it in the moment,

683
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 2: or you're saying it.

684
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 4: I feel like I want to say I would say

685
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 4: it in the moment, but I would.

686
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: You know, you're a lie.

687
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know laughter because I'm you know, you're getting

688
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 4: moment see, but.

689
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 1: That's a dude.

690
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 2: You're getting an orgasm out of it. Anyway, That's not

691
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 2: the same thing for us. If the sex is bad,

692
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 2: I'm not getting an orgasm out of it.

693
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: The sex would be good and I still not get

694
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: an organ exactly.

695
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 2: So Andrew's like, well, you know you're still getting It're

696
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 2: still common. It's such a man yup, you got wait outside.

697
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: You just bring your headphones out there.

698
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 4: But I'm like, wait outside.

699
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 3: Communication is hard, I mean people, feelings tough. I mean

700
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 3: me getting older, I'm fucking tired of feelings. I'm legit. Absolutely.

701
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 3: If I can remove like eighty percent of my feelings,

702
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 3: I would. I feel like I would be able to

703
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 3: function better in the world because I'm constantly. If like

704
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 3: trying to hold my feelings accountable and then think about

705
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 3: somebody else's feelings, It's like, what the fuck?

706
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: That's too much.

707
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 3: It's too much feelings and I have I already am

708
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 3: that type of person. It's like I'm going through all

709
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 3: of the emotions in twenty minutes. It's happy, sad, annoyed, stressed, out, angry?

710
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 3: Did I peel on myself?

711
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: Oh? I came, like it's a lot. What emotions? Did

712
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 1: I appeel myself? What is that? Angst? Stress? I don't know.

713
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 3: You know when dogs get like really excited about something, Well, yeah,

714
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 3: I've never been that excited for anything.

715
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? Wow?

716
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 2: What would get me that excited that I would almost

717
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 2: peel myself?

718
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: Andrew?

719
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 4: Are you saying that I would get you that excited?

720
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 1: No, I'm asking, he's asking you. Do you know that

721
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: is not you? You sure?

722
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 4: What would give me that excited?

723
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: I mean seeing your neighbor get plowed?

724
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 4: That was an apartment. I did go back to my

725
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 4: apartment after and just to the thought of that was

726
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 4: just like enough for me.

727
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 1: Is your your neighbor hot?

728
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 4: No?

729
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 2: Uh?

730
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 4: The guy that he was getting penetrated by, however.

731
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: Was which way were they facing.

732
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 4: Okay, so I only saw okay, just for context, the

733
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 4: guy that is who lives in that apartment, he is

734
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 4: consistently on his bed, completely butt naked, with his ass

735
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 4: to the window.

736
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 2: What this is that that show on Netflix that you yeah,

737
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 2: that white girl that was like being watched by that

738
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 2: crazy librarian.

739
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 4: Right, It's like these people don't have curtains.

740
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 2: Well, I have curtains. They're just sheer and I don't

741
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 2: like to close them.

742
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 4: So but I came home at like probably like two

743
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 4: o'clock in the morning, and when I last left him,

744
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 4: he was in the same position as always.

745
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 1: A job.

746
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 4: I think he's a student because I saw him on Grinder,

747
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 4: and I believe.

748
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: Does he fucking read it? What is he learning?

749
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 4: He's twenty one, he's learned how to take that dick.

750
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 2: But that is a class by itself, you know, Okay,

751
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 2: that's a whole cours class.

752
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 4: And he's just getting he's getting pounded out.

753
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: And you've seen him on Grinder, but you guys have

754
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: never matched.

755
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 4: You don't match on Grinder. It's just like an like

756
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 4: any can message anybody.

757
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 1: That's the problem that y'all need to have some kind

758
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: of limitation.

759
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 2: What's the straight people version of that. I need to

760
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 2: be able to see everybody. No, because I can't see everybody,

761
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 2: I have to match with them.

762
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: To talk to them. I just want to see like

763
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,959
Speaker 1: a little grid of faces and no.

764
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 4: But it's scary though, because then also like you can

765
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 4: literally just post like your torso and that's it, that's

766
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 4: your picture.

767
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: You know, that's tacky. I mean that's grinders.

768
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 2: Find you don't need to have a party, he said, don't.

769
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: Nobody wants you one there?

770
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 4: Okay, are some lesbian women that do go on it though,

771
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 4: to find other lesbian women I.

772
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 1: Know of, So you know how desperate we are. We desperate,

773
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 1: We just can't.

774
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 2: It's hard lesbians on grinder just to be on Grinder.

775
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 2: The women like, what's the lesbian grinder?

776
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 1: What is the I think it's is it her? I

777
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: don't know. I you know, I'm out the the app game.

778
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: I can't and I don't and for that reason, I'm out. Yeah,

779
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 1: I got it.

780
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 3: I was in it and I saw it and I

781
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 3: was like, ugh, y'all are I just want.

782
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 2: To be I want like somebody attractive with like all

783
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 2: their teeth that smells good to approach me on the

784
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 2: street like at an event, Like you know, I'm walking

785
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 2: by a gallery and you building a chair or something,

786
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like something, you know what

787
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 2: I mean, Like they do that in the movie That's

788
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 2: Fucking Fantasy Airport. Well, because apps are still fairly new,

789
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 2: like they're like twenty years ago, people weren't meeting on apps.

790
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 2: They were talking to people on the street in front

791
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 2: of Bloomingdale's, Like it's not happening, Like I'm attractive, what

792
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 2: I look like coming up?

793
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: I'm not coming up to nobody. I'm not I'm not

794
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: gonna be up to anybody. I'm not good for what

795
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: you see me?

796
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 2: You got eyes and you got legs, come walk over here,

797
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 2: come and dugged me.

798
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

799
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,959
Speaker 2: But now because of these apps, these men are like

800
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 2: even more scared.

801
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 1: And it's like, ugh, yuck, they're not scared.

802
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 3: I will say this, this is a this is a

803
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 3: reckless thing that I'm about to put out here. But

804
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 3: I mean, they shamed the cat callers so hard that

805
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 3: it affected the men who weren't even cat calling. And

806
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 3: they're like, oh, these bitters don't want us to talk

807
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 3: at all, so we just we're not saying nothing. I'm

808
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 3: gonna I'm gonna say that, I'm gonna go out on

809
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 3: a limb and just say the cat calling. The whole

810
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 3: ordeal was so drained to the last bit that now

811
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 3: men who are like weren't even cat calling, are like,

812
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 3: you know, maybe I don't I should wait and see,

813
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 3: maybe they'll come talk to me.

814
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 1: I don't know.

815
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 3: Every guy is a dirt bag and disgusting and oh

816
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 3: you don't know how.

817
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,840
Speaker 1: To talk to women. So they're just like, I'm not

818
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: gonna say nothing. That's crazy, do do we? What are

819
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: your thoughts on that?

820
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 2: Maybe a little bit, but I mean, like just it's

821
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 2: I feel like men are lazier now than they've ever

822
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 2: been in their lives. Like it used to be you

823
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,399
Speaker 2: had to make a tiny bit of effort to talk

824
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 2: to somebody, engage with somebody straight man anyway, I mean,

825
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 2: gay dudes.

826
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: I feel like y'all do it different. Y'all are very gallery.

827
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,240
Speaker 2: Y'all just make eye contact and y'all be like, Okay,

828
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,280
Speaker 2: we're on the same page.

829
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all. Hot girl, so y'all. But like, I don't know.

830
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 2: I I mean out contact with this dude on the

831
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 2: train yesterday and I was like, okay, he looking at me.

832
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,919
Speaker 2: You know, he tall, but then he also had like

833
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 2: like a like a like a Jerry Curl ponytail. Marie,

834
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 2: he looked like he looked like a young David Ruffin.

835
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 1: You know, he looked like a temptation or something.

836
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 2: And I want to say he came to sit next

837
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 2: to me, because he was sitting across from me, and

838
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 2: then a bunch of shuffling happened, and he got up

839
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 2: and came to sit like next to me. And I

840
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 2: saw his phone and he was listening to Kelly Price,

841
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 2: and I was like, ah, bro, you're not his type to.

842
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: Say transparent. I was like, I gotta go.

843
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 2: Uh. But like, you know, you make eye contact with

844
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 2: these people, you smile a little bit. I will say,

845
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 2: I think since I've.

846
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 1: Been bald, people are a little a little more confident.

847
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know.

848
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 2: I actually I don't know how this sentence makes sense.

849
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 2: They're like, they're not talking to me, but they're like

850
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 2: smiling at me.

851
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 1: Have you been going out?

852
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 4: No?

853
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 2: Really, I've been kind of lazy about that. But I

854
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 2: last night I did go out, but I didn't go

855
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 2: on a date. I just went out with somebody. We

856
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 2: went to get some drinks and then I went home.

857
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 2: I went with I was with fran Oh okay, girl, girl,

858
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 2: But like it was, everybody was like chubby. All the

859
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 2: men looked like grapes with beards. No, and had beards.

860
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 3: That's unfortunate. It's a lot of mister potato heads just

861
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 3: floating out here.

862
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 2: Just a lot of rusted potatoes out here, a lot

863
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 2: of idahos.

864
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: Good god, well cow.

865
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 3: And this is why they don't talk now, because we're

866
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 3: just we're so mean.

867
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: I want to be better at like being nice.

868
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 2: But as soon as you be nice, you give them

869
00:36:56,719 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 2: a little inch and they're already like anal hold on,

870
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 2: what's the fun you want to do? I'm a lesbian.

871
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 2: I was just complimenting you, and now you think I

872
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 2: want to have.

873
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 1: Sex with you?

874
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 3: This week this guy was like, ah, sinny, you'll be

875
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 3: saying you're a lesbian, but uh, the way you be looking,

876
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 3: it's like, because I got eyes, I can I can say, oh,

877
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 3: this guy is good looking, and I can even be like, oh, okay,

878
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 3: but I don't want a dick inside of me.

879
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: That's real? How about that? That's real? Yeah? I don't

880
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 1: want no real dick.

881
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 3: I'll take any I'll take the real adjacent dick.

882
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 1: Okay, cute, Yeah, I'll take a fake dick.

883
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 3: I don't want any dick that's attached to somebody that

884
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,720
Speaker 3: can speak and give me their opinion.

885
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 1: I don't want that. No, thank you. So when you

886
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,840
Speaker 1: with with lesbians, do you guys pick the dick out together.

887
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 3: I'm yelling a long term relationship, I guess, but I

888
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 3: mean that seems like a lot. You know, some people

889
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 3: don't know what they want. You gotta be like sitting

890
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 3: there and be like, well, what's this and.

891
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: What's I said? Sitting there? You get to try it

892
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 1: on at the store.

893
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 3: I'm sitting down. It's exhausting. I don't want to stand

894
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 3: up and look at dick. I gotta, I gotta get

895
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 3: a break.

896
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,280
Speaker 1: It's just she's like an extra step.

897
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 2: You know. You can just meet somebody and hope that

898
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,399
Speaker 2: the dick fits, you know, if the dick don't fit,

899
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 2: you must.

900
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 4: But we don't want their opinions exactly.

901
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to listen to them. You don't

902
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: have to listen to.

903
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 4: Them, Yes you do. Unfortunately you have to before and

904
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:24,760
Speaker 4: after a little.

905
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, Marie, you are you over there with a mute nigga,

906
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: what's up?

907
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a he's a Helen Keller, Henry Keller. He

908
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 2: blind too, he can't see what's up?

909
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 1: Like getting that Brail Dick. What's not going on over there? Nothing? Literally? Nothing? What? What?

910
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 1: What the way you're looking?

911
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 4: Well?

912
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 1: Just like I don't.

913
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about it, well because I

914
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 2: was going to talk about, you know, the fact that

915
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 2: I'm dying of HPV, but.

916
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 4: About HPV.

917
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to talk about it. God, No,

918
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 1: you want to talk about HPV.

919
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 4: Because we already I already talked about HVV.

920
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: Okay, what did you talk about? When did we talk.

921
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 4: About in the what is It Reformed? How Expert episode

922
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 4: where he said they only had one a s.

923
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: CD Ever, what did you say his STD was?

924
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,280
Speaker 4: I think it was like, was it chlamydia?

925
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: Clemate? I can't remember. Let's just go with clamydia. That's

926
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 1: the standard.

927
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:27,320
Speaker 4: And I said my list including HPV, which the symptoms

928
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,840
Speaker 4: doesn't show up for everybody. It showed up for me

929
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 4: as showing up for you. No, oh, everybody has HPV.

930
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: Marie, everybody saying that.

931
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 2: When I've been when I was waitressing, it was a lot.

932
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: What do you mean, everybody had HPV at your job.

933
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,839
Speaker 3: Not everybody has the job, but like one person would

934
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,359
Speaker 3: say and then like oh yeah and such and such

935
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 3: and then oh yeah and then such, and it's like,

936
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 3: oh wow, that's a lot, and it's just like it's

937
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 3: just a thing.

938
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 1: It had never been a thing for me.

939
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 4: I know it has if you are actually active, you

940
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 4: have HPV. Well how did you find out that you

941
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 4: have HPV?

942
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: I went to Planned Parenthood.

943
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 2: They took check out I got, I got like a

944
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 2: PAP smer or whatever, and they said it came back abnormal.

945
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 2: Mind you, the test was in July. The test was

946
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 2: in July.

947
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 1: And then they were like, well you got you gotta

948
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:17,399
Speaker 1: come in. We got a.

949
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 2: Biopsy a cervix to see like what's herself.

950
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 1: They like cut a piece of my cervix and hurt

951
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 1: and hurt.

952
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,320
Speaker 2: I mean they like, I'm dude. And they were like,

953
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 2: we're gonna spray with vinegar. I was like, is that

954
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 2: apple cider And they're like no, it's just regular vinegar.

955
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 2: And I was like what they gonna put some chips

956
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 2: on it or like some deal pickles.

957
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 1: It's like, what's happening?

958
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 2: So they sent me a letter they were like, oh,

959
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 2: you're your test came back abnormal.

960
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 1: You gotta come in for this biopsy.

961
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, better, just fucking call me man, send me

962
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 2: a text that says yeah your nay, can you come

963
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 2: in this day? So they were like, can you come

964
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 2: in on the for the biopsy on your birthday?

965
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: And I was like, absolutely not. I'm not going to.

966
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 2: Have this fake surgery on the day of my birthday

967
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 2: because they were like, well before this surgery this thing,

968
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 2: you can't have sex for three days two three days

969
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 2: before and I was like, I'm.

970
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 1: Go'll be getting dig It's my birthday weekend.

971
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 2: So I moved it to this past week and I

972
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,879
Speaker 2: get there and they're like, so you have HBV and

973
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 2: we're gonna run this test and I was like, I

974
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 2: was like I have it or y'all testing if I

975
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 2: have it?

976
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 1: And they're like, no, you have it, and I.

977
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 2: Was like the letter didn't say that I have it,

978
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 2: and they were like, you have it, we just need

979
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 2: to know, like what is it mild? Is it like?

980
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 2: Is it gonna turn into cervical cancer? And all I

981
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 2: heard was cervical cancer and I was like cancer And

982
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 2: that's what that day was I text the group and

983
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 2: I was like.

984
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 3: Bury me, you were so you're so loose about it,

985
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god. This I as

986
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 3: a friend, was like, Marie has opened up another box

987
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 3: of herself.

988
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 1: My box is too open.

989
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 2: Since that's why that's not the I don't even know

990
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 2: how long I've had it because I hadn't been to

991
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 2: the Ghana called this in legit years.

992
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, Marie, this is a real thing.

993
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 3: And I think that it's important to educate our listeners that, like,

994
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 3: there's nothing wrong with HPV.

995
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: I mean, people, ok something is wrong, like.

996
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 3: It can turn into cervical cancer, but there's this stigma

997
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 3: and it's like a lot of the times it's men

998
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 3: giving it to women.

999
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 2: Okay, so let's talk about it. So then I spoke

1000
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 2: to the Jamaican and I told him. I told him

1001
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 2: that I have HPV and he was like what And

1002
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 2: because I was like, well, he gave it to me,

1003
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:26,840
Speaker 2: then I'm gonna need for him to know so he

1004
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 2: don't give it to me again.

1005
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 1: Right, That's not how I've not been one of those everyones.

1006
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 2: I've been looking down my nose at y'all dusty HPV

1007
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 2: coochies and here, I.

1008
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 1: Am, ray, how do you know what was the last

1009
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 1: time you had a past? I hadn't legit.

1010
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,760
Speaker 2: Talking about what's the question?

1011
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,919
Speaker 1: The question is this? You don't know when?

1012
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 2: So you could have been like everyone else because I

1013
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 2: was like, I'm like, it's above me now, you know,

1014
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 2: I don't know nothing about that. And I googled the

1015
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 2: symptoms and I was like, well, you know, my cat

1016
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 2: is still smooth and she thriving. But like they were

1017
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 2: like they so they do this test. They cut they

1018
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,280
Speaker 2: cut stuff out, they put it in these little peatrie dishes.

1019
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you saw it.

1020
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 2: I saw because I wanted to see and I was like,

1021
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 2: I don't know the man and stuff. It was like

1022
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 2: a little it was gross, okay, And they like start

1023
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:21,799
Speaker 2: with a little spoon shaken the throw up and they

1024
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 2: like try to seal because they they seal.

1025
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,800
Speaker 1: Your wound or whatever in your body.

1026
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 2: And they're like, you can't have sex until Thursday or

1027
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 2: whatever day it was for us, So.

1028
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 1: You gotta you've got a commission. I mean that was

1029
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 1: this past week.

1030
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 2: So like I'm ready to go, but I haven't spoken

1031
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 2: to the Jamaican because I don't don't have.

1032
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 1: HBV NO worry. I hope you're fucking listening.

1033
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 2: You you you aren't even man, don't you dare do that?

1034
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 1: Don't you do that now?

1035
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 3: Don't I want you to man up and be like, hey,

1036
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:53,800
Speaker 3: this is a little.

1037
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 1: Bit of HBV. Like it's he didn't even know what

1038
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: it was.

1039
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 2: Like both of us were on the phone, like googling it,

1040
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 2: and when you google it, it's so because it's like,

1041
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 2: oh my god, like what it's not though, but when

1042
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 2: you google it it's terrifying.

1043
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: It can be.

1044
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 3: But I'm saying, like the way we're talking about, Okay, look.

1045
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 1: I'm fine.

1046
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 2: Apparently seventy nine million people have it's the most common

1047
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 2: of the st I s or whatever, but like there

1048
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 2: are no real symptoms in men, and there's.

1049
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: No cure for it.

1050
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, it either goes away by itself or it turns

1051
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 2: into cervical cancer.

1052
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 3: So that's like herpes, except I mean there, don't do that.

1053
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: Don't do it.

1054
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,280
Speaker 2: Don't don't put don't put my box in the same

1055
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 2: box as people who got herpies like Usher, thank you, and.

1056
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 1: You know that that was very mean what they did

1057
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 1: to Usher. What was mean about what it did to Usher?

1058
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,799
Speaker 1: But they put him in the Hustlers movie. That was me.

1059
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 3: No that they just like shamed him so hard. It's

1060
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 3: just everybody who watching it. Okay, But if you have

1061
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 3: herpes and you're famous.

1062
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 2: And you've given like you're just because you you they are,

1063
00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 2: they're hostess. If you're famous and you're a man, you're

1064
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 2: gonna be sleeping with everybody because you got fans.

1065
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: If you got herpes and you're giving it to people,

1066
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,760
Speaker 1: you should be shamed. Yeah, that's true.

1067
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 2: Wrap your bumpy dick up usher when you're fitting Bunny.

1068
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 2: And he was talking about herbes a whole fucking time.

1069
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 1: You gotta let it burn route.

1070
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,840
Speaker 2: I wonder if he gave it to Chili anyway, But

1071
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 2: that's what like, that's herpees is different. Yeah, but is

1072
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,439
Speaker 2: there any creams that you have to take? Like, no,

1073
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:28,760
Speaker 2: my cat is fine.

1074
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:29,919
Speaker 1: I just have to wait.

1075
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 2: They said it's gonna take ten days for them to

1076
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 2: like test everything, figure it out. And they're like, if

1077
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 2: we call you, then it's mild and it's gonna go

1078
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 2: away by itself, like it's barely HPV if we if

1079
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 2: we send you a letter, ben is something else.

1080
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 1: And I was like, just kill me now. Nor what

1081
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 1: ah did you tell your mom.

1082
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 2: I told my mother that I had to go get biopsied.

1083
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 2: I feel like if I told my mother I had HPV,

1084
00:45:59,239 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 2: she'd be like.

1085
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 1: You out here being a ho in the streets.

1086
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 2: I mean, she's a mom, she knows that people. I

1087
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 2: don't even know if, Like, I don't even know if

1088
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 2: my mother.

1089
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 1: But isn't she a nurse? Yeah? But I mean this

1090
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: is like a new disease.

1091
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 2: My mother works at a nursing home with old people.

1092
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:19,359
Speaker 2: Had got the classics, they.

1093
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 1: Getting scurvy, they get they getting like.

1094
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 2: You know, chlamydian crabs getting crabs. They're not getting HPV.

1095
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 4: I don't know if they already have it.

1096
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 1: Yes, old people, Yes people have HPV. You know who

1097
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:32,800
Speaker 1: else has HPV?

1098
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 2: The Jamaican because uh girl, or maybe I because they

1099
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 2: were like when did you get the HPV vaccine?

1100
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 1: And I was like, what the fuck is this?

1101
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:49,280
Speaker 2: Apparently you're supposed to get like a shot or something,

1102
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 2: and then after a few days or week you're supposed

1103
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 2: to come back and get more.

1104
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 1: I think the first one.

1105
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 3: First of all, can we just clap everybody clap for

1106
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 3: Marie for being so brave and just like educating.

1107
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 4: Educating anybody is out because I actually had a really

1108
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 4: bad experience with HVV.

1109
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 2: You are because you know you talk about it. Yours

1110
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 2: was bad and mine is also bad. I might have

1111
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 2: servical cancer. You don't have a servant job.

1112
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 4: I could have gotten cancer. I could have I had

1113
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 4: it in my asshole.

1114
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:27,760
Speaker 5: This is HVV Olympics or competition, okay, and you definitely

1115
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 5: lost one depending on what one has lost to.

1116
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 4: Me, but it comes up with different symptoms. And I

1117
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 4: got wards and it was disgusting. And I went to

1118
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 4: three different butt doctors.

1119
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 1: Wow, when you went to a.

1120
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 2: Butt doctor, you gotta be on your stomach with your

1121
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 2: ass up, or you gotta be on your back with

1122
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:54,799
Speaker 2: your butt Onoo. What kind of insurance do you get

1123
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 2: for butt doctors?

1124
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:01,840
Speaker 4: I don't even.

1125
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 2: Medicaid and get a button doctor. Doctor is gonna be

1126
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 2: looking at your asshole.

1127
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: That's not happening.

1128
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 4: There's still something in there. And I went to the

1129
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 4: fourth doctor.

1130
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm sorry.

1131
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, we started, lady, I met that out.

1132
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 2: We Andrew. That's Andrews to go letting our guest. But

1133
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:22,800
Speaker 2: I'm learning so much and I want you guys to uh,

1134
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 2: you know, slide of my d MS if you have

1135
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 2: hbvuh just so I can see how many of y'all

1136
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:28,720
Speaker 2: are cool.

1137
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 3: It's honestly, it's so many like personal friends of mine

1138
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 3: that like when they mentioned it, everybody around them was like, oh, like,

1139
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,760
Speaker 3: because it's that's.

1140
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: Good for them. It's not good for me.

1141
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 4: I know.

1142
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 3: But I'm just telling you as a supportive friend who

1143
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:51,240
Speaker 3: had Trickonamus, who people were messaging me about they were mentioned,

1144
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 3: they were like, that is it was a parasite. It

1145
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:59,399
Speaker 3: was a parasite in my vagina, and it was. It

1146
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 3: was not good. It was that by far grossest thing

1147
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 3: it did. It didn't smell good, uh, discharge awful. It

1148
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 3: felt like I was dying inside. Like my stomach sound

1149
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 3: like you had a baby in there.

1150
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 2: No, I know the difference. It didn't feel like I

1151
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 2: know what a baby feels like several times.

1152
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 1: Anyway it feels like death. No, it did not feel

1153
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 1: It did not feel like that, but it was. It was.

1154
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 2: I felt embarrassed. And then when I approached that person.

1155
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 3: That gave it to you, yes, he said, well, you know,

1156
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:39,479
Speaker 3: I don't know what my girlfriend be doing.

1157
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:42,720
Speaker 1: What I don't know what my girlfriend be doing?

1158
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 2: And I said, well, uh, you now you're gonna know

1159
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:46,839
Speaker 2: because you're gonna have to tell her.

1160
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1161
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 2: I was like, you're gonna have to after this, I said,

1162
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 2: if you want me to show you the if you

1163
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 2: need this letter to give to her, you gave this.

1164
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 1: Did you know that he had a girlfriend.

1165
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know he had a baby trick a gnosis,

1166
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 2: so she had it too.

1167
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 1: Did the baby get it? No?

1168
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 3: My god no, but he definitely had to tell her.

1169
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 3: He still would her or actually, I don't know. I

1170
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 3: don't really keep up. I see him on Instagram doing well.

1171
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 2: I was like, well, your trick ass, you trick trick ass,

1172
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:20,839
Speaker 2: trick trick trick ass.

1173
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1174
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 3: When and then like, I think it's so stressful if

1175
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 3: you have an s c I and you have to,

1176
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 3: you know, contact people, it's it's it's a lot on you.

1177
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 3: And then it's like how are they gonna take this?

1178
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 3: And then at the end of.

1179
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 1: The day, we have to be adults.

1180
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,360
Speaker 3: It's like if you are not getting checked up on

1181
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 3: a regular it's like.

1182
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:45,919
Speaker 1: You don't know who gave who.

1183
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 3: So it's like when you get the information, you can't

1184
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 3: be like, oh I'm ready to fight.

1185
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 1: You gotta be like, ah, well yeah, be dirty, So

1186
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,399
Speaker 1: don't be dirty it do be out here. He got

1187
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 1: a dusty dick out here. Yeah.

1188
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,320
Speaker 2: So it's just like and then if you're a woman,

1189
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 2: it's like we're just more acceptable to getting things.

1190
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 1: It's not acceptable for me, it's unacceptable.

1191
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 2: Keep your dirty dick on your side of the block,

1192
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 2: don't come to my house, don't bring that here.

1193
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 1: Leave it there. But do you believe is the again?

1194
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 2: I also hadn't been to the gun call this in

1195
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 2: so long that it was like I might have could

1196
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 2: bought this with me. You know, I might have been

1197
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 2: carrying this hbb for minute. Is it international?

1198
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 1: This HBV you passport h passport V human passport virus? No,

1199
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: because you get it from unprotected sex.

1200
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 4: Oh, just put it from just sex in general.

1201
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 1: And you don't do that. Don't do that. That's why

1202
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 1: you got.

1203
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 2: That's why you got what you got, and I got

1204
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,359
Speaker 2: what I got.

1205
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 1: We don't have the same name, super h What you

1206
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: got diet HBVA? What she just got flat to me?

1207
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 1: T HBV H I got Kighly Jenner lip kit HBV.

1208
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 1: Yeah it's casual. Yeah, you got j C.

1209
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 2: Penns from Claire. Your HBV is in an clear from

1210
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 2: TJ Max. Anyway, Well, this is I'm really happy that

1211
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 2: we were able to turn this into like something very light.

1212
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 2: And anybody who's listening, and you might have like an

1213
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 2: s c D or HBV or herpies or whatever, just

1214
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 2: know that.

1215
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:39,840
Speaker 1: You're not alone.

1216
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 3: And like you, you have to be responsible. Tell the

1217
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 3: other people that you've been having sex with.

1218
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,280
Speaker 1: Get checked up. Duh.

1219
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 2: How often if you're sexually active? How often are you

1220
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 2: getting tested at three months? Because you're because you're out here, holland.

1221
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 4: Because you're.

1222
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 1: But it's different for you guys, right, Yes, gus, we're

1223
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 1: having sex.

1224
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:08,360
Speaker 3: Because it because the anus is the most.

1225
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 4: It is it is. It is very susceptible.

1226
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 1: Susceptible, that's the word. That's what I was trying to said.

1227
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 2: Acceptable, it's acceptable, Yeah.

1228
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 1: Very acceptable.

1229
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 2: Unacceptable for me anyway, sells which STIs you've got right now?

1230
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 1: And how did you cure it?

1231
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 4: Like?

1232
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,800
Speaker 1: What kind of meds you got? Do you have extra?

1233
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 2: I mean, send him to forever Dog, send him to

1234
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 2: send him to the students. Attention, tall sexy gay producer

1235
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 2: intern Andrew.

1236
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,280
Speaker 1: But Andrew, it's fine, it's we're all adults.

1237
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 3: It's fine if you definitely get checked up every two

1238
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:51,000
Speaker 3: to three months, or if you're not having unprotected sex,

1239
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 3: maybe every six.

1240
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 4: Even if you're having protected sex, they'll get checked up.

1241
00:53:56,120 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 2: So what the whole point then, Like, okay, so I

1242
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 2: get on birth control, I get on birth control, I

1243
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:04,919
Speaker 2: could still get pregnant and I can.

1244
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,720
Speaker 1: Still catch a little dirty dick HPV.

1245
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:11,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I thought HBV is not even the HV.

1246
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:14,280
Speaker 1: I know, I know, yes, h TV is not the Honestly,

1247
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: I'm doing great h TV.

1248
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 2: They say everybody, but when people have chlamydia, they also

1249
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 2: say everybody's had chlamydia, which is true. I've never had

1250
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 2: the clap, but I do know that people get it.

1251
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,919
Speaker 2: I've had Trick and Ooma saying nobody else has told

1252
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:30,080
Speaker 2: me about it, nobody else.

1253
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 1: Has had it. That's because that's like people messaged me

1254
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: and they were like, we're still question mark, question mark,

1255
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:39,320
Speaker 1: question mark, Like trick and trickonometric square. It's a parasite.

1256
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: It's very niche. I had. I had a boutique. You know,

1257
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:46,839
Speaker 1: it only came in three sizes. It came in A two, three,

1258
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: and a four. It was very like slelt my cute merch.

1259
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 1: My CDs are boutique.

1260
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 2: It was so skinny, you know, it was very vogue.

1261
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 2: It looked like wigger it did. They actually showed me

1262
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:02,440
Speaker 2: the parasite.

1263
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 1: Wait, like the bug they put a bug out of

1264
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 1: your pus?

1265
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, they take a sample, they put it

1266
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,360
Speaker 3: in the petri dish. They put it under a microscope

1267
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 3: and they're like, this is what it looks like.

1268
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,279
Speaker 1: You know, they had the microscope right by the thing.

1269
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 3: Well, I said, uh some. I told them the symptoms

1270
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 3: and they were like, oh you could. When I told

1271
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 3: them what was going on, then oh you can have this.

1272
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 1: Or this What was the other thing? I remember that plate.

1273
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 3: I just remember that I had trigonomus or whatever you

1274
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 3: call it.

1275
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 1: And you saw the parasite just damn, it was long. Nos.

1276
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 1: It was from the matrix that they were putting in people.

1277
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 1: It was yuck. It was very yuck. And this was

1278
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:42,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, this was like ten years ago.

1279
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 2: So see that's why that's why I didn't want to

1280
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 2: talk about this today, because it's now in ten years

1281
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 2: where I could have been like yeah, HBV. Once you know,

1282
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,839
Speaker 2: it was casual, you know, it went away. It could

1283
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 2: I'm still gonna have.

1284
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 1: It in ten years, Andrew, why are you gonna wish

1285
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 1: that on me?

1286
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:58,320
Speaker 4: I still have HVV.

1287
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:02,719
Speaker 1: But that's because you grow. I'm not carrying this with

1288
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 1: me into my thirties and.

1289
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:05,279
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

1290
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 1: Unacceptable. I'm not gonna be getting my Hollywood above this.

1291
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 2: It's above getting my star on the Hollywood Walk of

1292
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 2: Fame with HPV's. That's not my plus one to the

1293
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 2: is always your plus one, one plus one.

1294
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 1: I'm not getting spanks with.

1295
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 2: H when you go to the party, like, can I

1296
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 2: bring somebody? I have another person coming with me. I'm

1297
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 2: here for the Black Hollywood Emmy Party. Yeah, oh my god,

1298
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:29,800
Speaker 2: did you see.

1299
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 1: What happened with that?

1300
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:30,360
Speaker 4: No?

1301
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 1: What happened? Oh my god? Amanda Seals got turned away

1302
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 1: at the door.

1303
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 3: No, can we talk just a little. This is messy,

1304
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:40,400
Speaker 3: but it's fine. Just say facts. That's it, Okay.

1305
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:41,799
Speaker 1: So this is this is what I learned.

1306
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 2: Apparently Jesse Williams invited her to the Black Hollywood. The

1307
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:47,120
Speaker 2: skin guy, the skin one, cheated his wife with a

1308
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 2: white woman from gray anatomy.

1309
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:50,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know you can't truss the light skin

1310
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: black man with gray eyes. Is there any way?

1311
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,719
Speaker 2: We can just the person out the name yeah can

1312
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 2: weep yeah, which.

1313
00:56:58,280 --> 00:56:59,479
Speaker 1: She posted it on her inst stories.

1314
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 2: She talked about her on her podcast okayt There But

1315
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 2: apparently she like Esa Raised Publicist was having a party

1316
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 2: and Raised Publicist doesn't like her, and so a man

1317
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:12,960
Speaker 2: of Seele showed up with all these people and they

1318
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:14,560
Speaker 2: were like, they could come in, but you can't come in,

1319
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 2: and she was like what.

1320
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: She was like what.

1321
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 2: Originally she was saying that a white woman turned her

1322
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 2: away from the party, but came out later it was

1323
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 2: a black woman that was like, you specifically cannot come

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Speaker 2: in here.

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Speaker 1: You not on the list.

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00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 2: So somebody came out to meet her and she went

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00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 2: in and she was at the bar and then four

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00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 2: security guards escorted her out, like you can't be here.

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00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 2: I can't wait to get that time. Apparently I'm kicking

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00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 2: everyone yet you gotta go get your everybody gets and

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00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,360
Speaker 2: then it's like, but none of my friends they can stay,

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00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 2: but you can't stay. Apparently all there was a table

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00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 2: Insecure had a table at the party, and everybody from

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00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,959
Speaker 2: Insecure was there and they watched her get escorted.

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Speaker 1: Out and nobody helped.

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00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 2: Nobody stipped in Jacky nobody was like, since you want

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00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:01,920
Speaker 2: some bread to go?

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00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 1: Shame shame, shame, shame, shame, shame.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, so that Marie, would you allow that if that

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Speaker 3: was me, if we were, if we if there was

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Speaker 3: a party you already in and I'm texting you, I'm like,

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Speaker 3: they not let me in.

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00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 2: I'm coming to the door. I'm gonna say, you know,

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00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 2: she's famous. What's happening is she's famous and we're walking

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00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:25,040
Speaker 2: in together. And then if you get kicked out, I'm

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00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 2: gonna be like, cis you want me to wrap some

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00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:27,280
Speaker 2: food up.

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00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: Today or not. I'd be like this, this is what

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00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:36,439
Speaker 1: I would go on my instant stories. You'll go live.

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00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 1: I'd be like, look at look at this she go live.

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00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 1: How they're dragging my friend out here? Her shoe is

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00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 1: dragging you look like Cinderella. I would go live for you.

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00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 1: But yeah, but apparently they don't. Really, you know, those

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00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 1: really ain't your friends, you know, the co workers.

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00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 3: Colleagues, colleagues. But I mean, Marie, I'm I'm a close friend.

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00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 3: You're not leaving the party because I can't it in.

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00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 1: You're not doing that.

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00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:04,200
Speaker 2: I mean, they depends on who theirs is, you know,

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00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 2: like if Oprah got a table close by. I might

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00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 2: stay at the party, but I would leave with you probably,

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00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 2: I would meet you after.

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00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 1: I'd meet you after, Yeah, like at checkers or something.

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00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 1: You're not leaving the party. You're just not would you

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00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,720
Speaker 1: leave the party if I was.

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00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 2: If you were inside and and you're with your friends

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00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:23,240
Speaker 2: who had a table and everything, and I'm like, city,

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00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 2: they won't let me in.

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00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 1: Because they I would leave.

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00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 3: I would leave no matter how lit the party was.

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00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 3: It doesn't I first of all, I don't drink. I

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00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 3: didn't already took my pictures. You know we getting in

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00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 3: there taking pictures. You just arrived, You just arrived, You're

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00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 3: waiting for the food to come out. You would leave

1374
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 3: leave She's like, already took my pictures? No, would you

1375
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 3: leave if you just got there?

1376
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 2: And you know it's like, you know, steak is coming out. Lobsters, lobsters.

1377
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 1: They got a professional sushi chef in the back.

1378
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 2: He just if were still working together, if we're still

1379
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 2: doing the pod, I'm gonna leave because I'm like, I

1380
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 2: gotta see you at work and then be like, ah,

1381
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 2: it's gonna be messy. But if by and see you

1382
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 2: in a year, just didn't get out of it's asual.

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01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:15,200
Speaker 2: If I was alone, okay, if I was with somebody,

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01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 2: you'd be like, well, I'll just see y'all back at

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01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 2: the hotel.

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01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 1: Let's talk about it. Marie.

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01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 2: You're one of the closest people I have in my life.

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01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 1: You are like family. I would leave fuck that party.

1389
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, then I guess I gotta leave too. No,

1390
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:35,360
Speaker 2: I just I'm leaving too. I'm asking the question again. Well,

1391
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 2: one of us gotta be the inside man. No to

1392
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:40,120
Speaker 2: tell us, to tell us right? What was Denzel touching

1393
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:43,600
Speaker 2: somebody's butt inside? Did Sona Lathan bite Beyonce's face?

1394
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:43,760
Speaker 6: Like?

1395
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,520
Speaker 1: We need somebody at the Black Hollywood party.

1396
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 2: But the problem is is that if I see you

1397
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:50,880
Speaker 2: in pictures with these motherfuckers, I'm being pissed.

1398
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 1: I'm be furious. Ra, and I do know that you

1399
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:56,880
Speaker 1: have severe folmo. I do. Yeah.

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01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 2: Okay, Well I would leave, but I wouldn't leave right away, Sis,

1401
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:01,360
Speaker 2: I would stay for at least twenty minutes.

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01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 1: So I gotta wait outside. I gotta tell the Uber

1403
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 1: driver you are extra twenty. I'd be texting you like

1404
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 1: a girl.

1405
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to get my coat, the little coat

1406
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 2: check a line real long.

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01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 1: Wow, she put it.

1408
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 2: She first she said it was a white woman, and

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01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:14,360
Speaker 2: then it was really a black woman.

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01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 1: It was a black woman. I see what you're doing, sis.

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01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. So anyway, she talked about it on her podcast.

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01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 2: I would tell y'all to listen to it, but you

1413
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 2: don't need to. You need to listen to this one.

1414
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1415
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 2: Matter of fact, go listen to another episode of this podcast.

1416
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 1: Oh you're so rude. Listen to last week's. I've never

1417
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 1: said any of that. I don't.

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01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 3: I don't agree with what Marie said. Listen to the

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01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:31,520
Speaker 3: pop Well what did I say that?

1420
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 2: Oh, you don't agree with me saying don't listen to

1421
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:34,440
Speaker 2: her podcast.

1422
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 1: I was saying, I already give them the story. So

1423
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 1: you what, you're listening for a full hour for you know,

1424
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 1: you gotta hear you are here.

1425
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:45,920
Speaker 2: Who Shout out to everybody which ate with HBV. Shout

1426
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 2: out to people who can't get into parties.

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01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 1: Shout out to.

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01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:51,480
Speaker 3: People moving and you know, trying to figure shit out.

1429
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:54,080
Speaker 3: They got a roommate and they over thirty and stuff it.

1430
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 2: Shout out to people who are sleeping on air mattress

1431
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 2: right now, you know.

1432
01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, Shout out to people who shout out to people

1433
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:01,680
Speaker 3: who get in actresses from Helix, you know, shout out

1434
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:02,640
Speaker 3: to be one of the best.

1435
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 1: Been in the boxes.

1436
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 2: Casper what Casper whisper the friendly ghosts okay Helix.

1437
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 1: Thanks. Shout out to people who have warts in their butt.

1438
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 4: More surgically removed. Wow, I got to have sex for

1439
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 4: three months?

1440
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:17,560
Speaker 1: Three months?

1441
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 4: Three months? Yes?

1442
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:22,640
Speaker 2: Oh you had other sounded like you needed to take

1443
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 2: some time off anyway, that was that.

1444
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: Was that was gotten telling you to get some rest,

1445
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:29,960
Speaker 1: get some rest, because no other man standing out for me,

1446
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 1: that's for sure.

1447
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:32,400
Speaker 4: I mean baby baby.

1448
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:33,000
Speaker 1: Baby baby.

1449
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:37,120
Speaker 3: Okay, So this has been a fantastic episode. I love

1450
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:41,880
Speaker 3: you guys, Dearly Sydney. Oh the October the twenty sixth

1451
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 3: at Union Hall, thanks to everybody who went to our

1452
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:46,000
Speaker 3: live show.

1453
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:47,840
Speaker 1: That happened right last wrinner.

1454
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 3: Yes, and then we have our live show that's for

1455
01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:52,680
Speaker 3: the New York Comedy Festival. That's going to be at

1456
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 3: Union Hall November November fifth, fifth. I'm like November fifth

1457
01:02:57,160 --> 01:03:00,440
Speaker 3: at five pm. Buy those tickets. I don't want to

1458
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:00,960
Speaker 3: hear nothing.

1459
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,200
Speaker 1: It's an early midday situation. You could come.

1460
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:05,480
Speaker 2: It's gonna be an hour, real quick, real smooth, and

1461
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,680
Speaker 2: then we could just get drinks and stuff afterwards.

1462
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 1: Fool. Get some wings, yeah, get some wings. Yeah. I

1463
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 1: want that bitch sold out, So I don't want to

1464
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:13,760
Speaker 1: hear nothing, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, if you

1465
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 1: can't afford the ticket, how much is the ticket? Fifteen ten?

1466
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 3: If you really can't afford it and you a ride

1467
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,200
Speaker 3: or die, hit me up, I'm gonna put.

1468
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:22,640
Speaker 1: You on the list. How about that? That's what I

1469
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 1: was trying to say, but I couldn't get it in there.

1470
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 1: But I have. I have two slots.

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01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 2: Make sure you on the list if you If you

1472
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 2: show up and you're not on the list, don't ask

1473
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:31,080
Speaker 2: us to come outside.

1474
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:33,080
Speaker 1: We're not coming out. You will l mend of seals

1475
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:35,040
Speaker 1: that as we will insecure you.

1476
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:39,040
Speaker 2: Anyway, Bye, guys, rate comment, subscribe, See you on the

1477
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:40,840
Speaker 2: Patreon that we're hopefully gonna update.

1478
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:43,920
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, it's happening. It's happening. Don't worry. Don't

1479
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 3: put that energy out there.

1480
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:45,280
Speaker 1: It's gonna be.

1481
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 2: The Patreon is lit, It's list lit. Okay anyway, Bye, guys.

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01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:57,240
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01:03:57,280 --> 01:04:02,800
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01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:07,040
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