WEBVTT - Ep. 211: Hunting with Your Enemy 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:13.320 This is me eat podcast coming in you shirtless, severely 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:18.599 bug bitten in my case, underwear listening podcast. You can't 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.680 predict anything presented by on X. Hunt creators are the 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:26.479 most comprehensive digital mapping system for hunters. Download the Hunt 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:29.680 app from the iTunes or Google play store. Nor where 0:00:29.680 --> 0:00:35.880 you stand with on X. Okay, welcome, ladies and gentlemen. 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:41.240 We're joined by Dan a duke. Yes you uh a. 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:44.840 I was gonna jump right to the punchline, get in there, 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:47.520 and then we gotta cover smart stuff. Okay, a man, 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:54.200 a Jewish man who's who has a Muslim hunting partner. Uh, 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:56.520 that is uh, that is correct. I feel like we 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:58.240 could just end the show. That is gonna be on 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:01.000 my that will be on my team still and right 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:04.240 and the show, but we'll return to that. Because you're 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:06.720 you're super familiar. You're a comedian, you do stand up 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:09.520 and do television, you do podcasts, so you're like, really, 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:14.240 you're like very good at entertainment. I guess, so, yeah, 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:16.119 that's that's that's what I do. But I will say this, 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:19.800 I you know, I work in New York and l 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:21.960 A a lot of famous people all over the place. 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:24.600 I've never been a star struck as I am in Bozeman, 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:28.280 Montana with you two guys. I like to hear it's 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:30.520 wild Man telling shows you how good of an entertaining 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:32.480 you are because you know how to play the No, dude, 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:40.480 I'm telling you, yeah, over you honest are like you 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:43.640 guys are like the j Lo and Shakira of the 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:47.360 hunting world. Dude, I've been exercising so much I'm gonna 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:51.640 wind up looking like about look like j Lo. Manum 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:55.920 telling you. I've been since since your show was on 0:01:56.600 --> 0:01:59.919 what was the Sportsman's network Sportsman channel, Yes, Sportsman Channel, 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:03.000 I've been I've been watching man. Huge fan, huge fan. 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:05.080 I'm very excited to be here. What I want to 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:06.360 do is we're gonna talk about a couple of things 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:08.760 and just so you can help us, because being such 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:12.520 a experienced entertainer, you could just weigh in and tell 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:16.359 us if what we're talking about entertaining or not. Uh. Well, 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:19.679 first thing, Yanna, it's like you're back, but I can't 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:22.239 really you're not like the co host anymore, to be honest, 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:25.280 To be honest with you, that didn't take long because well, 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:27.600 how many did you miss eat out? To ask Karan, 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:31.320 he's out like a sign. He's out an assignment, I 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:35.840 think like the past maybe three. So he's like a guest. 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:41.600 Now you're all you're all also in Nashville for a one. Yeah, 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:43.480 he's kind of like a you're like a regular, like 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:45.280 a guest, like you know a guy that joins us 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:49.600 now and then that's right. Um, I had a note 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:51.359 to talk about. I want to talk about Janice is 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:53.320 big insult that he gave me. Yanna saw me make 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:55.560 a note about him insulting me. We're at a wedding 0:02:57.080 --> 0:03:01.640 um for a colleague of ours, and it got to 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:03.639 be like the part of a wedding where everybody already 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:09.600 ate and there's like dancing getting started. And I informed 0:03:09.600 --> 0:03:11.560 my wife I was ready to go home. It was 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:16.639 about eight. Uh. She thought I was kidding, so that 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:18.360 was a joke, but I let her know that it 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:20.120 was in fact not joking and I was ready to 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:22.320 go home. And Johann he was going out to the 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:26.679 dance floor with his woman, and um, he made a 0:03:26.720 --> 0:03:29.000 comment like aren't you planning on dancing or you're not 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:33.680 gonna dance? And I said, your honest, Um, every man's 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:38.080 got his limits. And your honest left me with by 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:42.880 saying I'm gonna go push past mine and went to 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:49.240 the dance floor. Dude humiliated. At nine pm, I was 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:52.760 laying in my bed with my lady watching a movie. 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:56.200 By nine pm. Yeah, she told me. She told me. 0:03:56.240 --> 0:04:01.200 It wasn't just a movie, it was a documentary about No, No, 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:03.840 it was it was Have you watched Dan? Have you 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:08.760 watched um the Lighthouse? No, I haven't. That's a back 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:12.280 it's two people. There's two people in Will Dafoe, the 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:16.960 kid from the guy from the Vampire movies. Yeah, who 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:19.599 I like a lot. Now. He had a hard time 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:24.920 maintaining his accent through through the film. Um, great movie. Wait, 0:04:24.960 --> 0:04:28.200 why did you leave your buddy's wedding to go watch 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:31.719 the Lighthouse? Shouldn't you be celebrating this moment of joy? No, 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:34.440 because I don't, like I just have. I just have 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:40.719 very hard time socializing, really small talk and socializing because 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:43.320 people come to and they say annoying things, like they 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:45.440 want to tell you they're hunting stories, and you're like, God, 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:46.840 I just want to hang out and have it. I 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:52.040 just want to dance with There's a little bit of that. Dan. 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:56.640 I saw a couple of guys must be telling about 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:59.919 their their hunting stories. Uh oh, what I want to 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:01.760 uch about the Lighthouse. It's a great movie, but it's 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:05.880 my new favorite word is in it um mirror folk 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:13.920 meaning murr men and mermaids together as mr folks. And 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:16.640 on a related note, we were recently talking about viviparous 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:22.719 and oviviparous reproduction strategies and how sharks are you know, 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:25.760 we're like the egg develops, you know, a shark will 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:28.600 sort of carry it's it's egg sack will get bigger, bigger, bigger, 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:31.120 and it carries it externally. Yeah you ever see this? 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:34.320 I don't think I've seen it carry externally. Yeah, that's 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:36.280 It's like it's like they'll get to a point where 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:38.680 they there's like an egg hanging out some kinds of 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:42.400 sharks and it's developing out of the of Um is that? 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:46.520 Is that something that's great? If you know, do you 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:51.360 speak multiple languages? Which ones? I speak French, Spanish and 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:55.080 farsily in English? Yeah? In English? My English is ok. 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:59.400 You know, so many didn't even list them all um 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:02.200 uh Am Londren are very old. Sand Longer is telling 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:04.080 me that there's a term for like, when that egg 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:06.600 sact are you looking it up? Yunny? Yeah, when the 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:12.080 eggs act um, you know, the fish emerges and the 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:15.320 egg sact is discarded and when it washes up on 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:17.479 the beach, people will find it and it's known as 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:21.240 a Mermaid's purse. Yeah, because we're talking about whether Mermaid 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:25.160 would be like just curious how much people have thought through, 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:29.960 you know, like if someone has like enough of a 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:33.119 there's someone who has sort of enough of a sense. 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:35.600 You know, people that are into aliens, right, sometimes they 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:38.479 have like their whole life history. Right. If someone got 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:42.279 so into Mermaids that they got into they're like, oh 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:45.120 and they reproduced by It's gotta be a fantasy writer 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:48.760 who's like the leading voice on mermaid what they do. 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:51.880 Because I look at them and I don't see any anything. 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:57.279 I don't see an orifice. Yeah, I would think that 0:06:57.320 --> 0:07:01.600 they're a sexual, but they use their sexuality to get stuff. 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:07.760 I gotta come from some like that. Man. That's good, 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:11.440 that's good. Um moving I real quick. We're gonna don't 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:13.200 don't worry, Danny, didn't waste your trip. We're gonna get 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:16.040 to you taking time. I love this. I love this man. 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:19.640 Quick question. The guy uh was right and and wanted 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:24.520 to get our thoughts. I'm using a baby's umbilic record 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:30.239 as fishing bait. Um. He says he's kept he's kept 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:34.960 why he's kept it. He's kept in his dresser. He's 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:37.440 kept in his dresser. I don't know, man, you have 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:41.520 to rehydrate it. Uh, but it'd be a real conversation piece. 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:45.200 And it led to um. I saw that I was 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:46.800 might have another email we got from a guy who 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:50.800 was saying that he catches fish. He takes you know, 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:56.240 foam earplugs. Yeah, yeah, he takes lead lead jigheads and 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:59.960 puts foam earplugs on here and says it slays orange. 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:02.800 Puts an orange foam ear plug onto a lead head 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:04.720 of jig. Does he put some scent on this that 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:07.360 they'd hold? Sent he had a note about scent on 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:13.960 interesting man, I just wonder if they're neutraally buoyant because 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:17.640 it's got a lead head and a foam body. He 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:20.360 even sent pictures of fish he's caught that way. He 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:22.480 just threads it right on there like a soft plastic. 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:25.960 So yeah, he uses the foam of ear plug And 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:27.960 I don't know if he's say, I feel like sometimes 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:30.760 people are yanking our chain. He says, he pisces on 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:34.720 and it makes it work better. Um, he's at home 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:37.680 cracking up that you actually said he was like it worked. 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:43.320 Guys like to try it. The final thing on a 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:46.560 past show is we're talking. Yeah, he was probably gone. 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:49.240 He probably there were you there for the Justin Schmidt. 0:08:49.840 --> 0:08:52.719 I was gone. I was sad to miss that one. 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:55.200 I don't even have, like I don't have like a 0:08:55.240 --> 0:09:00.240 person I can like reminisce with about Well, Phil, he's 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:02.199 here for everyone you don't want to reminisce with. I 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:05.400 don't know that he really pays attention, you know, Okay, 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:09.840 let me as see this Phil. According to according to 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:14.120 Dr Justin Schmidt, uh huh, who we had on, founder 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:19.440 of the Schmidt Pain Index. Uh does he know about? 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:24.160 What are his have been his findings about rehabilitating a 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:29.120 tarantula that has been coma toast by a tarantula hawk. 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:34.520 I do not remember Steve figured oh wait it was 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:38.240 there was someone he knew was like trying to drop 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:44.360 feed the transla water and and keep it hydrated. Like yeah, 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:47.360 so they were talking about getting in between the little pincers. Yeah, 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:50.480 So a trance La hawk is a predator, a Transula predator, 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:55.360 and the Transla hawk paralyze injects. The Transla paralyzes the 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:57.679 Transla and then it uses like there's like a term 0:09:57.679 --> 0:09:59.199 I can't remember what is, like a parasite. It's like 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:01.400 a parasit and now suster and then it lays its 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:05.920 egg on the trantula. The tranchula stays alive. He's alive 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:12.000 but doesn't move, and the parasite the egg hatches, and 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:17.520 the larva is strategic about how it consumes the trantula. 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:21.440 What's the name of this episode? Why it hurts so bad? Dr? 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:25.840 Schmidt on why it hurts so bad? So it feeds 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:28.880 on it, like it eats its non essential organs. First, 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:33.120 it's just like so dastardly, like like eats its non 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:36.720 essential organs, and then like eats and eats, and eventually 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:38.679 it's like, hey, I about used you up. And then 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:42.360 they'll like eat the thing that kills it. And they've 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:46.200 gone in um to see like well like how long 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:50.520 how lingering is the paralysis and so they've gone and 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:53.680 you know, it's just like this stuff you can't do 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:55.720 to people, you can't even do this the rabbits anymore. 0:10:56.080 --> 0:11:00.720 But they would go and like keep it the tranchula hydrated, 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:06.160 two to see how they just watch what happened. It's 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:10.160 so yeah, it's pretty fucked up. Yeah, so they keep 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:13.560 it they hydrated, like keep nursing it along. You know. 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:16.320 It's just it's the things you can get away with 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:18.800 when it's a tarantula. But this guy wrote in and 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:25.199 said that, um, he's got a weird, crazy aunt in 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:37.760 Arizona and she has rescued, rescued tarantulas from Transla hawks. 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:45.120 And she makes a little concoction of um, what she 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:50.840 calls bug soup. She gets crickets and window flies and 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:54.400 she mashes them up with a little water into a 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:57.880 little mixture and puts in the eye dropper and drips 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:01.160 it into the mouth of the trantula. And he says 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:04.400 it does quote it does seem to work. Um, the 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:11.480 translate first won't drink, usually due to confusion paralysis. Then 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:15.000 by a hair two or three it will start accepting. 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:18.520 It takes her about three weeks to get a Transla 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:21.600 up and running. I think we need to tell Dr 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:26.960 Schmidt who this person is. And uh, yeah, because the 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:30.240 you know, she's usually able to get the translate back 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:35.560 up and on his way. The world's mad news, and 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:38.760 then you get a little gem of glimmer hope. There's 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:42.960 something missing here, though, whisper How does she rid the 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:46.680 transula of the larvae that's gonna eat it? Or is 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:49.319 eating it? He doesn't get into that. I'm guessing she 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:54.640 plucks it off. Why am I here? He said? Now, 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:58.520 when she's here, you mean, like, because we could have 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:04.600 this first. It's just timing. You're already in the air 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:08.320 and we're like, man, this guy's coming. It's like the 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:12.559 wrong person. He's already connecting. It's not like city, she said. 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:14.800 He goes down to say that when she takes so 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:18.480 it's before the egg land because the translog gets upset 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:23.800 when she takes the transil away. But you know, then 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:29.000 she starts the rehabilitation program. It's great. Tell us about 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:32.680 your podcast, Like, can you run through all the things 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:37.319 you do? Sure? Yeah, I'm first and foremost, like I'm 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:40.040 a comedian. I guess I'm an actor. I'm gonna be 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:43.560 on a new Kevin James's new Netflix show as an actor. 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:46.440 As an actor, do what is it like? Once a comedian, 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:48.520 always a comedian, Like, is that like the thing that 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:51.959 if you start out as a comedian and you regard 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:54.960 yourself as a comedian and then you start acting in 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:57.720 all this stuff, do you get do you guys? You 0:13:57.720 --> 0:13:59.600 guys like to stick with comedian like that has more 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:01.520 cash a you feel. I think it's more it's like 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:03.640 a fraternity. It's kind of like a fraternity that we're 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.640 all in because everyone who's a comedian starts out in 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:10.120 comedies somehow, and then everyone branches off somehow. Like the 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:12.160 guy who wrote Twelve Years of Slave was a stand 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:16.440 up comic and like he's still a comedian in my eye. Yeah, 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:19.280 I mean so it's like I think that there's it's 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:21.640 a very cool umbrella to be able to do a 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:24.480 lot of different things. Like I started with stand up, 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:27.640 now I do acting, I sell TV shows, I write. 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:32.560 I just started this podcast which is quickly becoming, you know, 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:36.320 the I think the most listened to or watch things 0:14:36.360 --> 0:14:40.040 that I've ever done, which is cool. Green Eggs and Dan. 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:45.320 It's simply going into celebrities fridges UH and getting in 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:48.480 just an in depth conversation about their relationship to food 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:52.160 and to eating and UH and restaurants and whatnot. But 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:55.280 I think there's this wireistic aspect of I'm sure a 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:57.560 lot of people want to know what your fridge looks like, Steve, 0:14:57.760 --> 0:15:02.120 and guess what they're going to find out, you know. Um, 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:06.040 but yeah, I think, um, you know, I do that. 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:08.800 But stand up still remains like something that is like, 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:11.240 you know, I'll still do it on the weekends and 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:15.800 it's just very very It's when you feel yourself. You know, 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:19.640 how many eggs you cycle through in a year, so 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:21.040 like it's like a one of year. It's like an 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:24.000 annual kind of thing. I don't know. I mean, some 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:26.080 some guys do that. They'll they'll do a new hour 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:28.160 every year. I think I'm branching off more into the 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:30.880 writing and TV developing, So for me, it's more just 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:35.320 like getting out there for fun. Um. But uh yeah, 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:37.520 it's uh do you just do walk on? Like what 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:39.880 do you do? I's you know, all the clubs in 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:41.760 l A or in New York wherever I am, I 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:44.360 can usually walk into and they'll be they'll give me 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:47.240 a spot you show up. Yeah, I mean, but I 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:49.280 used to tour a ton and actually I was in Bozeman, 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:57.360 Montana about fifteen years ago at the university. I'm forty one. Yeah, uh, 0:15:57.400 --> 0:16:00.960 and it was a way different place. It's very like, 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:03.560 you know, we just went to like a very hip, 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:07.760 cool bakery and had like artisanal sandwiches and bosem in Montana. 0:16:07.800 --> 0:16:09.560 I did not think that was gonna happen. Let me 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:19.600 guess which one you went starts with fet it I see. Yeah, 0:16:19.680 --> 0:16:22.720 it was delicious different than fifteen years ago. Different years, 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:24.760 you know, I was only what you I was sure 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:26.760 I was better figuring this kind of stuff out. What 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:28.720 year would that have been. I might have been living here, 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:32.000 it was probably two thousand four or five. No, I 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:34.200 was in Miles City. Yeah, I used to hear it 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:37.920 was a different Probably debated driving over to catch the show, really, 0:16:38.000 --> 0:16:47.880 but weren't able to make I believed he really. But 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:49.560 that's why, Yeah, I want to go. I'm gonna ask. 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:51.800 I want to get into your get into your lineage 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:54.360 a little bit. But first, when your stand up, do 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:58.480 people um like I'm very very tempted right now to say, 0:16:58.560 --> 0:17:02.880 like tell me a joke, yea, that's I'll tell you 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:06.920 that's the equipment. I'm really not I'm really trying to 0:17:07.080 --> 0:17:13.760 not say that is just know that you're you're instinct 0:17:13.840 --> 0:17:16.520 to do. That is the same as when people come 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:18.080 up to you and they need to tell you this 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:24.359 hunting story. Just show me, show me a picture of 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:31.520 their cousins, neighbors, friends, book. Yeah, same exact thing. How 0:17:31.560 --> 0:17:33.440 does that make you feel, Steve? It makes you feel 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:39.879 like leaving the wedding? Am Um, do you do? Do 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:44.600 you currently do the show? Um? The gazillionaiion dollar properties? 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:47.240 It's like a parody of property show. Yeah, it's a 0:17:47.320 --> 0:17:49.560 parody of the like a thing that you guys are 0:17:49.600 --> 0:17:51.080 like on a schedule. You just kind of do it 0:17:51.119 --> 0:17:53.560 when you do it. We did it for five years. Uh, 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:56.280 it's it's over now, but it's still it's still playing 0:17:56.280 --> 0:17:58.639 on a bunch of different platforms. But that's on Pluto. 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:02.080 It was, it's on Pluto now. Really, it was probably 0:18:02.160 --> 0:18:03.720 the most fun show I've ever done because it was 0:18:03.720 --> 0:18:07.040 all improvised. It was a completely improvised show, and it 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:10.600 was like a parody on million dollar Listing, And it 0:18:10.880 --> 0:18:14.119 was just so much fun because we got the craziest 0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:17.399 like celebrities in to be like the house owners or 0:18:17.400 --> 0:18:20.480 people shopping for houses, like Zach Alfanakis was on. I 0:18:20.480 --> 0:18:22.680 mean it was crazy. It was really really fun and 0:18:22.720 --> 0:18:25.160 the episodes are all out there. Um, if you want 0:18:25.160 --> 0:18:27.080 to watch him, I don't know. So that's done though, 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:30.600 that's done. Now new is this this Netflix show? It's 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:33.040 called The Crew with Kevin James. It's about a NASCAR 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:37.000 pit crew. Yeah, and it's a multi caam comedy. It's 0:18:37.040 --> 0:18:41.000 gonna be awesome. Really Yeah, what is multi caam comedy? 0:18:41.240 --> 0:18:47.320 I'm so glad you asked you, just like we planned before. Um, 0:18:47.680 --> 0:18:49.320 a multi caam is like you know, when you see 0:18:49.320 --> 0:18:51.920 a comedy that has like a laugh track, that's usually 0:18:51.960 --> 0:18:53.920 a multi caam. But you guys are gonna use a 0:18:53.960 --> 0:18:56.600 laugh track like, man, we actually have a real live 0:18:56.680 --> 0:18:59.400 studio audience that we filmed in front of. Ye see, 0:18:59.440 --> 0:19:03.160 I'm not Yeah, you're not familiar with laugh track? Phil? Phil? 0:19:03.280 --> 0:19:10.160 Can you uh play the some mash laugh track? Get 0:19:10.200 --> 0:19:12.520 way here? A matter of fact, hold on, I love 0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:15.440 that last show that you remember when the laugh track 0:19:15.600 --> 0:19:20.520 is Matt because they used it and abused it. They did, 0:19:20.680 --> 0:19:23.120 they did. It was almost it was like a parody 0:19:23.160 --> 0:19:25.159 of a last Well it's the Korean War. They had 0:19:25.200 --> 0:19:33.000 to ask the Seinfeld Sefel tracks laugh track, Big Bang theory. 0:19:33.040 --> 0:19:35.320 You don't even notice it right you're watching it. When 0:19:35.400 --> 0:19:37.800 I told my kids, you'll watch it and you'll listen 0:19:37.840 --> 0:19:40.840 to people laughing. My kids like a show that has 0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:42.840 a laugh track, And when I tried to explain it 0:19:42.920 --> 0:19:47.680 to him, they looked at me like zero company. I'm like, no, 0:19:47.840 --> 0:19:51.080 that's a record they're playing. Listen, it's the same Listen, 0:19:51.160 --> 0:19:56.800 it's the same people laughing, Like, no, it's not. We do. Actually, 0:19:57.160 --> 0:20:01.960 it's just the people that you need to be told 0:20:02.040 --> 0:20:05.040 when to laugh. That's why you need the laughter. No, 0:20:05.200 --> 0:20:07.360 but we actually do film in front of a live audience, 0:20:07.600 --> 0:20:10.680 like two or fifty people. I swear, man, I swear, 0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:14.520 I'll show you a little video and yeah, yeah, it's wild. 0:20:14.880 --> 0:20:19.080 It's a live audience. But why multicam. It's just because 0:20:19.080 --> 0:20:21.600 there's four cameras on you, and it's it's almost like 0:20:21.680 --> 0:20:24.720 it was a single cam. So a single cam has 0:20:25.000 --> 0:20:28.040 multiple locations and it's not just like kind of confined 0:20:28.080 --> 0:20:30.840 if you think about if you think about multicams, uh, 0:20:31.280 --> 0:20:33.359 you know the laugh TRACKIE shows, they usually have like 0:20:33.560 --> 0:20:38.480 three set pieces like Seinfeld the diner, and then like 0:20:38.600 --> 0:20:41.480 usually a third one that's like a new one. So 0:20:41.680 --> 0:20:44.840 but if you think of uh, I'm trying to think 0:20:44.880 --> 0:20:46.520 of a good single. You know, if you look like 0:20:46.640 --> 0:20:49.160 Silicon Valley or these shows, they're kind of like running. 0:20:49.160 --> 0:20:51.600 They're like going around in the world and they're sneaking 0:20:51.640 --> 0:20:56.200 in out of places. Enthusiasm single overplay, Yeah, exactly. It's 0:20:56.240 --> 0:20:57.920 like you're just following you a fly on the wall 0:20:58.080 --> 0:21:02.360 of his life. So that's that's the main difference. Yeah, 0:21:03.000 --> 0:21:05.439 but it's a big deal for you. It's a big deal, man. 0:21:05.560 --> 0:21:08.000 It's probably the biggest deal of my career so far. 0:21:08.080 --> 0:21:11.320 It's a it's a pretty congratulate, very excited. I'm more 0:21:11.400 --> 0:21:14.680 excited to be on the Meat Eater podcast though. The 0:21:14.760 --> 0:21:21.600 dollar the times cool. This is zero cam. That's not true. 0:21:21.880 --> 0:21:23.480 That's not true. We have all these cameras that we 0:21:23.520 --> 0:21:26.080 don't use. It are using these cameras right now, right now, 0:21:26.320 --> 0:21:29.200 zero cam, zero cam. Today. We're working on it. And 0:21:29.320 --> 0:21:31.359 but we are going to use a laugh track. Of course. 0:21:31.640 --> 0:21:33.760 I actually do have a giant bank of laugh tracks. 0:21:33.760 --> 0:21:36.119 I have no idea what but for for for me, 0:21:36.280 --> 0:21:40.560 please I would like you to pull from specifically from 0:21:40.600 --> 0:21:44.080 the mash one. Okay, got it, that's a great laugh track. 0:21:44.400 --> 0:21:47.840 Tell me about how you came to be in the world. Uh, 0:21:48.000 --> 0:21:50.080 in the world of hunting. No, no, no, the world, 0:21:50.200 --> 0:21:53.639 the world. Oh yeah. So my wife always cracks me 0:21:53.880 --> 0:21:57.360 um because she has friends who were from Iran. Yeah, 0:21:57.520 --> 0:21:59.760 and doesn't like me to say I Ran, I Ran. 0:22:00.040 --> 0:22:02.720 What do you How do you run? I say Iran? 0:22:02.920 --> 0:22:05.680 Do you correct people? No? No, I don't care. I 0:22:05.760 --> 0:22:07.840 don't really care. I think it's weird when people say 0:22:08.160 --> 0:22:12.320 Persian because I'm like, yo, that empire is gone, not 0:22:12.520 --> 0:22:15.280 trying to hold on like Turkish people aren't. You don't describe, 0:22:19.160 --> 0:22:21.359 so I go I I don't know. I think Persian 0:22:21.440 --> 0:22:22.879 is how they like to refer to the culture. But 0:22:23.000 --> 0:22:26.840 I Irani and American more American Iranian. But where were 0:22:26.920 --> 0:22:29.040 you born? I was born in New York. I was 0:22:29.080 --> 0:22:31.679 born New York. My parents, though, are both from Iran. 0:22:31.800 --> 0:22:34.399 And I go back like my twenty three and me 0:22:35.359 --> 0:22:37.760 like it's sent back just like a picture of like, 0:22:38.359 --> 0:22:41.160 you know, homeless. It was like your fucking Persian. Yeah. 0:22:41.560 --> 0:22:44.080 So when did they moved here? Did they move here 0:22:44.080 --> 0:22:46.920 after the revolution or just before they saw the writing 0:22:46.960 --> 0:22:49.240 on the wall a little bit? And you don't bounce 0:22:49.280 --> 0:22:52.400 back and forth, no, man, But both yourn. I'm sorry 0:22:52.440 --> 0:22:57.960 both of my porn star parents. Now, yeah, but we're 0:22:58.040 --> 0:23:02.119 Iranian Jews, so you know, the Islamic Republic is not 0:23:03.800 --> 0:23:06.399 saw the writing on the wall. This was like like 0:23:06.480 --> 0:23:12.000 getting out of Germany. Yeah, exactly. So um so Irani 0:23:12.040 --> 0:23:15.159 and Jews and they moved to New York and they're 0:23:15.760 --> 0:23:19.920 you know, kind of a rare breed. But um uh yeah. 0:23:19.960 --> 0:23:23.240 I grew up in a very very very Jewish neighborhood 0:23:23.359 --> 0:23:26.879 outside of Long Island, and guns and hunting were like, 0:23:27.400 --> 0:23:32.760 I mean, kryptonite. I'm sure growing up from the New 0:23:32.840 --> 0:23:34.639 York into things, I don't know. But would that be 0:23:34.720 --> 0:23:37.479 true from the from the mother country into things as well? 0:23:37.680 --> 0:23:39.840 I don't from the Jewish kind of things. It is 0:23:40.400 --> 0:23:44.320 for sure. Hunting is is not a thing. Um it's 0:23:44.320 --> 0:23:46.560 I mean, first of all, just kosher wise, it's not 0:23:46.680 --> 0:23:50.680 kosher to eat game. No, it's not true to hunted game. Yeah, 0:23:50.720 --> 0:23:52.560 but you know what you could do? You know what 0:23:52.640 --> 0:23:58.320 the you know what the um yeah, yeah, okay. I 0:23:58.400 --> 0:24:00.480