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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for leaving our vacation after

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Speaker 1: I found out that my hubby booked first class for

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Speaker 1: himself but put me in economy like a pig.

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Speaker 2: You are a pig, hey, economy belong an economy, baby,

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Speaker 2: that's right, Get back in your your pig pen. Hey

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Speaker 2: have you ever been in first class?

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Speaker 1: I have been in first class? Okay, I will, I

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Speaker 1: will admit it. We were in first class. My dad

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Speaker 1: bought that one. I've never purchased first class for myself. Okay,

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Speaker 1: hell fucking I had an ex girlfriend. Rich ex girlfriend

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Speaker 1: purchased my first class ticket.

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Speaker 2: What airline, dude? Champagne? Oh it was Champagne. Yeah, we

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Speaker 2: got chulgaen Bro. I was like eighteen. That is incredible. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it was so sick it was. I got so drunk

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Speaker 2: on that plane. Hey, let's go.

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Speaker 1: So my husband and I are in our thirties and

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Speaker 1: we haven't been on a trip out of the country

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Speaker 1: four years, while he goes every year with his best friend.

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Speaker 1: All right, red flag already here, already here. I'm not

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Speaker 1: treating your wife, but you're treating your bud. What are

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Speaker 1: you really doing on that plane? Were you really doing

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Speaker 1: first class? Give me each other handies or were the seats,

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Speaker 1: or we take it, we take it all the way.

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Speaker 1: And it's like, why not just you're you're taking one trip.

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Speaker 1: You're abandoning your wife once a year. Why don't you

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Speaker 1: just completely abandon your wife? Why doesn't he commit to.

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Speaker 2: Move to another country, find like an Italian wife, change

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Speaker 2: your name, change your name, get a like, get a

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Speaker 2: job making spaghetti. Hey, I make this spaghetti and I

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Speaker 2: filled my meat sack into this Italian meat game. Why

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Speaker 2: does he just do that? Why not?

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Speaker 1: Now? His reasons for not doing that, for not doing that, No, No,

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Speaker 1: his reasons for going on the trip with his buddy

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Speaker 1: is because they want to go attend sporting events like

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Speaker 1: real misores. This year, my husband told me that I

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Speaker 1: could go with him and his best friend since they

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Speaker 1: were visiting a new destination.

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Speaker 2: How is it? What is the stipulation? Like, Hey, since

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Speaker 2: we're going somewhere, No and not just like the old

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Speaker 2: the old place that we always would watch sports. I

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Speaker 2: guess you can tag along now you know typically we

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Speaker 2: would do sports. So your estrogen filled vagina, yeah, can't

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Speaker 2: couldn't handle it.

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Speaker 1: Can't go. But now we have a new destination that

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Speaker 1: could potentially your your vagina might be able to handle,

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Speaker 1: might be able.

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Speaker 2: To handle, you know what. I think. I think that

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Speaker 2: the places that they were going, like they went to

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Speaker 2: the same place every year because they had mistresses over there. Bingo,

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Speaker 2: that's it. That's what I like that theory. And then

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Speaker 2: something fell through with the mistresses, so they had to

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Speaker 2: change locations completely.

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Speaker 1: Our ghost will bring my my vagina, my wizard sleeve.

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Speaker 1: He paid for my ticket and everything else. Since I'm

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Speaker 1: a stay at home mom and I have no job

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Speaker 1: and the kids were left with his mom, that would

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Speaker 1: make sense.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So but she she was she was happy with

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Speaker 2: the ticket that she got. Initially, well, she just we

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Speaker 2: don't know what ticket now, Okay, she's just like a ticket.

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Speaker 1: However, when I found out that he booked first class

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Speaker 1: for himself and his friend while I got economy.

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Speaker 2: Whoa bro for his friend?

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Speaker 1: That's so rude, you fucking idiot, I just could not

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Speaker 1: hold my tongue. I confronted him about it, and he

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Speaker 1: refused to discuss it. When the argument got heated, he yelled,

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Speaker 1: I paid for your ticket for f's sake. Isn't that enough?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? But dude, like I mean, she's taking care of

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Speaker 2: the kids.

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Speaker 1: Bro, you should you gotta get it's it's it's a rule.

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Speaker 1: You have to get the same. First of all, you

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Speaker 1: got to get the same like class or whatever as

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Speaker 1: your wife. Second of all, you gotta get the seats

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Speaker 1: next to each other.

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Speaker 2: You fucking get it. But you know what he should

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Speaker 2: have done, Like, let's say he shortened money, give up

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Speaker 2: seat or let the friend fucking sit in the conomy

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Speaker 2: literally put the.

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Speaker 1: Friend in in the put him in the back.

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Speaker 2: Such a put him in the one, have a like

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Speaker 2: hold on to the wheels, dude, like what I mean?

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Speaker 2: All right, but Opie's husband, It might be a terrible husband,

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Speaker 2: a fucking great friend, though, my god, the greatest friend.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, Ye give me the first classic and I want

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Speaker 1: to go somewhere, treat me to a good time. And

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Speaker 1: he kept going on about how I should stop acting

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Speaker 1: like I was royalty.

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Speaker 2: You bro, this guy's a dick's first class for yourself,

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Speaker 2: you fueh.

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Speaker 1: Then I needed to stop acting like royalty. And then,

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Speaker 1: if I come to think about it, even economy is

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Speaker 1: fine for me since I technically don't work anyways. Wow,

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Speaker 1: this guy is digging himself.

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Speaker 2: You I know, not to say something stupid that's so

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Speaker 2: shitty too, like it's very misogynistic and also like just

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Speaker 2: devaluing the work that mother, Like oh you like you.

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Speaker 1: Know all you do is like raise our children. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just like the next generation. Yeah, it's like no big deal,

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Speaker 1: Like you can take this ship seat, right, I mean

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Speaker 1: you're not just doing nothing anyway taking care.

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Speaker 2: Of shit sacks. You can take care of this ship seat.

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Speaker 1: Care for a ship sacks, sit on a ship sack.

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Speaker 1: What's the difference.

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Speaker 2: By the way, John and I lovely refer to children

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Speaker 2: as shit sacks.

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Speaker 1: Now, we really need to create a vocabulary for all

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Speaker 1: the words. Sausage cave juice is a classic. We need

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Speaker 1: to bring that one back. After he said that, I

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Speaker 1: cried because of what he said, but decided not to

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Speaker 1: go all together because he's an asshole, because it's a

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Speaker 1: big butthole, big he's a shit sack.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bro.

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Speaker 1: He changed his tone and started begging me to go

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Speaker 1: with like he had played, but I.

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Speaker 2: Declined, honestly, good for good for op, Yeah yourself, send

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Speaker 2: for yourself, Like, don't don't take this shit sack exactly.

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Speaker 1: I went to go pick up the kids from my

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Speaker 1: mom's house and came back three hours later, huffing and

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Speaker 1: puffing about what had happened. His friend sent me a

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Speaker 1: text calling me entitled, Bro, you're the one sitting in

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Speaker 1: first class. You're the entitled one. Yeah, how about how

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Speaker 1: about you be the humble person you are and give

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Speaker 1: up your first class seat.

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Speaker 2: That's what I paid your own way, Yeah, exact, the

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Speaker 2: husband's paying for his friend, bro.

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Speaker 1: Literally, And his friend also said and this is the

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Speaker 1: reason why he didn't want my husband to take me

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Speaker 1: with them, and I just proved his points.

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Speaker 2: Wow, this friend's a shit bag as well.

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Speaker 1: I did not respond, but I blocked him since he's

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Speaker 1: gotten increasingly rude over the past few months. Yeah, geez,

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Speaker 1: he my husband said. I kept crying about being excluded,

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Speaker 1: and this is what happens when he finally decides to

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Speaker 1: include me.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, this husband is a piece of shit.

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Speaker 1: Dude, final I'd finally give you what you wanted, and

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Speaker 1: now you're just so angry.

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Speaker 2: He was a god? Am I the a.

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Speaker 1: Hole for not sitting in economy? By the by the way,

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Speaker 1: he's perfectly capable of financing the whole trip, and I'm

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Speaker 1: assuming that means three.

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Speaker 2: First class tickets yeah, I don't think she's the a hole.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like it's just such an asshole move to

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Speaker 2: not to get your friend a first class ticket and

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Speaker 2: not your wife. Like if they all sat economy, it

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Speaker 2: would have been fine, right if like, but if he's

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Speaker 2: having him and his friend that first class and his

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Speaker 2: wife not, like like your wife should take priority, bro.

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Speaker 1: Literally like like it would still be terrible if it

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Speaker 1: was like he was in first class and then the

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Speaker 1: friend and her were back there. But it's like double

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Speaker 1: worse that the friend has the first class ticket and

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Speaker 1: she does.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's like a total like f you to her, like, hey,

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Speaker 2: my friend is more important than you.

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Speaker 1: Also like you, it sounds like he doesn't enjoy spending

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Speaker 1: time with his with his own wife.

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Speaker 2: It's just like there's so many red flags here, so

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Speaker 2: many red flags.

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Speaker 1: Why would you marry someone if you don't want to

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Speaker 1: do that diforce?

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Speaker 2: It makes no sense