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Speaker 1: Hey, girl, what's up?

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Speaker 2: Would you wait a minute?

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Speaker 3: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 2: It's the loser line?

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Speaker 4: Goodby, Just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 4: loser line before.

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Speaker 5: It works like this.

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Speaker 4: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at

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Speaker 4: the club and uses this charming pickup.

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Speaker 5: Line on you.

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Speaker 6: Hey, lovely, you know if you got with me, it

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Speaker 6: would be like a Nintendo sixty four classic fun to

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Speaker 6: spend hours with. Yeah, and every problem is fixed by

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Speaker 6: blowing on it and shoving it back in.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: After he says that.

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Speaker 7: He's ruined, like all of my time spent gaming.

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Speaker 4: After he says that, do not go outside and knock

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Speaker 4: over his ten speed bicycle.

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Speaker 5: Instead, just give him the digits to the loser.

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Speaker 4: Line so hopefully he can call and leave an awkward

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Speaker 4: voicemail that we can play on the air.

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Speaker 5: Voicemail is like this one.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Samantha, how are you doing this? I enjoyed a

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Speaker 3: conversation and which talking about, you know, possibly going out

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Speaker 3: on the date. I want to go out on the date.

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Speaker 3: You said the zoo, So we can do the zoo.

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Speaker 3: You know, there's only one problem. We got to stay

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Speaker 3: away from the monkeys. Anything when it comes to monkeys,

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Speaker 3: you know, when it comes to the chimpanzees of the Apes, Ah,

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Speaker 3: I can't.

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Speaker 5: I can't.

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Speaker 3: Oh, just the thought of them, it weirds me out, man,

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Speaker 3: it creeps me out.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's so bad.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't even I was driving by and it signed,

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Speaker 3: you know, for the drive to said plan of the Apes.

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Speaker 3: I just I couldn't even do that. I can't. I

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Speaker 3: can't even go to a movie there where they're showing apes.

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Speaker 3: I breakout in hives. It's so bad. I can't. So

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Speaker 3: we just we stay away from the apes and we're good.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, these monkeys.

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Speaker 7: Ah, it's fears a real thing.

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Speaker 5: Can it give you hive?

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Speaker 4: It's just a normal guy hosting a book burning for

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Speaker 4: curious George.

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Speaker 5: He's like a monkey bars.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Sarah, this is I'm the guy you met behind

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Speaker 2: your restaurant that you worked out the other day, and

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Speaker 2: I just I wanted to call you, and you know,

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Speaker 2: I really enjoyed meeting you, and uh, I'm I'm glad

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Speaker 2: you didn't. Like I think it was super weird that

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Speaker 2: I was in the back going through the dumpster. Listen,

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Speaker 2: I'm not that's I like going to restaurants because they

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Speaker 2: always throw out a bunch of food, and there's a

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Speaker 2: lot of really good food there. I'm not like weird

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Speaker 2: or anything, but it's just, you know, the food is good,

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Speaker 2: and I'm not poor. It's just a way to save money,

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Speaker 2: and I'm not waste. It's I don't like, you know, waste.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, I'm glad you gave me your number, and

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Speaker 2: I wanted to see if you wanted to have dinner

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Speaker 2: with me time. So but you know, don't worry. I'm

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Speaker 2: not going to like serve food that I got them.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna buy food from the store and and

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Speaker 2: there's no reason to like freak out about that or anything.

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Speaker 2: So okay, give me.

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Speaker 7: Oh boy, can you imagine being knee deep in a

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Speaker 7: dumpster and having the confidence to still shoot your shot

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Speaker 7: yet asked for her numbers?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: After that?

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Speaker 4: God, I think if a woman sees you going through

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Speaker 4: a dumpster and she gives you her phone number, that's

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Speaker 4: a red flat. But he should know, like, wait, this

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Speaker 4: girl is giving me the number, and I'm in a

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Speaker 4: something wrong. He remember, if you like the loser line

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Speaker 4: and you want to share it with your mom, then

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Speaker 4: we post the top.

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Speaker 5: We post the top clip of the week on our

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Speaker 5: TikTok at Broken Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you can follow, subscribe and feel free to come

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Speaker 4: and with your mom.

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Speaker 8: She told, Yeah, Hadred, you know, we we uh met

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Speaker 8: at the bar.

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Speaker 9: I just I wanted to say first, you know, I'm

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Speaker 9: sorry for the loss of your parents.

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Speaker 5: You know, good luck.

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Speaker 9: I'm cleaning out the house and getting rid of the stuff.

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Speaker 9: I know, it's a big job actually regarding that. I

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Speaker 9: remember I said I was moving into a new apartment

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Speaker 9: and I am looking for some furniture. So you know,

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Speaker 9: if you need any help, I can definitely come over.

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Speaker 9: Uh and they pick out some stuff to furnish my plate,

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Speaker 9: so you know, I can take that off your hands anyway.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 9: Sorry, sorry again about your loss.

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Speaker 4: It's hard to find good furniture that you don't have

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Speaker 4: to put together yourself with an Alan wrench.

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Speaker 5: Now it's people really do have the best furniture and

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Speaker 5: you suddenly have to make a way to be the

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Speaker 5: first bidder.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I almost felt sad about it.

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Speaker 7: But like my grandparents, the way that they divvied out

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Speaker 7: their furnitures. You would put masking tape on the back

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Speaker 7: of whatever you wanted and write your name. And this

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Speaker 7: is like decades before, so the good stuff had like

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Speaker 7: four different names on it.

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Speaker 9: That's awful.

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Speaker 5: That's how they like broke it all up. At least

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Speaker 5: you would save this disagreement for her.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Lisa, I'm calling trying to get your help. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna do a a surprise uh for my girlfriend Rachel.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a kidnapping adventure tape and uh, I

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Speaker 1: think it's gonna be super fun and kind of romantic too.

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Speaker 1: Me and a buddy are gonna put on mats and

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Speaker 1: we're gonna abduct Rachel when she gets off of work,

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Speaker 1: and we're gonna stick her in the trunk of car

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Speaker 1: and then we'll drive for a couple of hours. When

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Speaker 1: we get her out of the trunk, we're gonna go

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Speaker 1: ahead and reveal ourselves and then we'll have our date.

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Speaker 1: So what I need for you to do is to

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Speaker 1: try and I want to just borrow you for a

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Speaker 1: second and get into the trunk of the car and

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Speaker 1: drive around for fifteen minutes. Sure, just to make sure

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Speaker 1: that it's not super uncomfortable and that you can breathe.

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Speaker 1: But I think this is gonna be super cool, So

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Speaker 1: call me back so we can get this rolling.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's checking to see if she dies so that

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Speaker 4: his girlfriend won't die.

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Speaker 5: Idea, I'm all driving. You get in the trunk, buddy.

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Speaker 2: I need to pick her up at least before work.

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Speaker 7: Don't make her go to a whole day.

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Speaker 5: The only way you'd appreciate a kidnapping.

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