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Speaker 1: He's another jubilant twenty I love. This is Trevor speaking.

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Speaker 1: Hi Trevor. My name is say Je Willowbrook. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing fine? Who am I speaking with? Say jew Willowbrook. Hello? Okay,

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Speaker 1: how can I help you? Well? I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you can help me, but I can sure help you. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure what you mean. Well I'll explain. Your boss,

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Speaker 1: Stephanie hired me to help the office deal with stress.

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Speaker 1: So here I am. Oh, yeah, yeah, she mentioned something

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Speaker 1: like that. Um, so, is this like a massage service

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Speaker 1: or something that's gonna be coming in? No, I'm actually

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Speaker 1: a professional cuddler. It's nice to meet you. I can't

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Speaker 1: wait to get my hands on you. I'm sorry you're

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Speaker 1: a professional. What a professional cuddler? People pay me to cuddle? Then?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been before? It's an amazing stress reliever.

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Speaker 1: H No, I've actually never heard of a service like this,

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Speaker 1: but um, sounds interesting. You should google it sometime. You'll

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Speaker 1: see that I'm in the top cuddlers on Yelp. I

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Speaker 1: don't think that I'm up for that. You could look

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Speaker 1: it up. There are all positive reviews except for you

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Speaker 1: negative ones. But I took care of those. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: could just go ahead. I'm not really into it. Well, actually,

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Speaker 1: Stephanie told me it was mandatory that everybody in the

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Speaker 1: office get at least one cuddle for fifteen minutes. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. Um, I'll talk to Stephanie, but

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Speaker 1: that just sounds weird. Well, you can talk to her,

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Speaker 1: but in the meantime, describe your body to me, Trevor.

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Speaker 1: I'm not comfortable to describing my body to you. Would

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Speaker 1: you consider it more plump and juicy like a Thanksgiving turkey,

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Speaker 1: or lean and tender like a tasty Christmas goose. All right,

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Speaker 1: you're creeping me out now. I'm gonna have to let

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Speaker 1: you go. If you're concerned about boundaries, I promise you

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Speaker 1: they will be respected. You do trust me, don't you, Trevor. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't trust you. You're a stranger and you sound

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Speaker 1: creepy as hell. I think you can hear from the

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Speaker 1: sound of my voice that I am very professional and

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Speaker 1: I mean business, so you should be able to trust me.

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Speaker 1: Why would I trust you. I don't even know you well.

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Speaker 1: I know you don't know me yet, but I know

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Speaker 1: you Trevor very well. What does that mean, well, it

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Speaker 1: means that I look into people's backgrounds if you will

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Speaker 1: before cuddling. You never know who you'll be intertwined with,

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Speaker 1: and I'd like to get to know them very well.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, you've been looking me up? What

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Speaker 1: does that means talking? I know you like mountain biking,

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Speaker 1: and you have a dog named Max and a girlfriend

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Speaker 1: named Daphne. She's a problem. Hold on, you need to

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Speaker 1: shut Did you go on my Facebook or something? What

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Speaker 1: the hell's going on? Yes? I did, Guilty as charged.

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Speaker 1: One is wrong with you, creep? I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: want to cuddle with you. I don't want to chem

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Speaker 1: in anywhere near me. I don't want you looking up

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Speaker 1: my all right, I know so much about you though.

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Speaker 1: I know that you get home around six thirty every

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Speaker 1: night and the light in your entry way is out

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Speaker 1: and it's hard to see if anybody is around. I

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Speaker 1: know that. What are you getting me? Did you set

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Speaker 1: this whole thing up through Stephanie so you could get

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Speaker 1: to me? No, silly, I set it up with your

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Speaker 1: coworker Ben, who likes to play practical jokes on you.

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Speaker 1: He's playing one right now. Wait, what stuff are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? I'm talking about that. This is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewil in the Morning doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. Your coworker, Ben set you up, Ben

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Speaker 1: set me up. This whole thing was a joke. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Ben and your boss Stephanie No may, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: they wanted to freak you out that you would have

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Speaker 1: to cuddle with a stranger at work. No way, yes,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, that you're a imperial killer. No, no

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Speaker 1: serial killers in the past. Now it's just random dude.

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Speaker 1: That's not funny, man. I'm so freaking out here week

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Speaker 1: of every morning with jubal phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenty call out to win five hundred bucks one

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Speaker 1: eight six six moving ninety two five. I don't