Speaker 1: Guys, thank you for tuning in to another episode of
Speaker 1: Popping Off. We were at a loss of what to
Speaker 1: cover because Bravo hasn't been dropping any new shows. We
Speaker 1: were thinking we were going to do Southern Charm, but
Speaker 1: it's not coming till later. So we're like, all right,
Speaker 1: let's fill our time, and we feel like what better
Speaker 1: way to fill our time than too Hot to Handle?
Speaker 1: If that didn't seem like.
Speaker 2: Us, I maybe if there was like a golden too
Speaker 2: hot to handle.
Speaker 1: I mean, after a shot this week, I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, okay, first of all, to the island.
Speaker 2: No, I can't. I can't enter the island. When I
Speaker 2: see these women walk up, I'm like, if I walked up,
Speaker 2: they'd be like, I don't know, I think you're on
Speaker 2: the wrong island.
Speaker 1: So all I think about the entire time was what
Speaker 1: I would actually look like if I had to wear
Speaker 1: a strap around my mid section in between.
Speaker 2: Like why do they wear the microphones like that?
Speaker 1: Because think about it, like for housewives, it's attached to
Speaker 1: our pants and then our bra or are underwear. But
Speaker 1: they're all just in bathing suits, so they need a
Speaker 1: microphone strap. I know.
Speaker 2: But even when we do swim stuff when we're when
Speaker 2: we're filming, they still attach the mic to the back
Speaker 2: of like a bathing suit and then run the wire
Speaker 2: up through the top. Like but you're not feel like they.
Speaker 1: Going on dates losing money like this is very They
Speaker 1: need to be able to be very agile and active
Speaker 1: with their mic sets on.
Speaker 2: It looks like they just have permanent bondage on.
Speaker 1: Well then they go to a hostage location.
Speaker 2: Okay, Can I just say I actually liked that idea,
Speaker 2: and I felt like that could have been implemented into housewives.
Speaker 2: Like when you're when you're just not doing your job
Speaker 2: or you're just like walking off or ripping the mic off,
Speaker 2: I feel like you should go into seclusion and watch
Speaker 2: everything else that's going on.
Speaker 1: Hey, you get your ass right there, and you count
Speaker 1: paper clips and think about what you haven't done right, And.
Speaker 2: When you're ready to go back and be vulnerable and
Speaker 2: share your life, you can put your makeup back on.
Speaker 2: You can go back in, but until then.
Speaker 1: You both need to wear these glasses. It was the
Speaker 1: same exact glasses.
Speaker 2: Or the matching prison outfits.
Speaker 1: And also we are going to rid you of it
Speaker 1: looks like water or pretty much anything like I was
Speaker 1: looking around, I was like, this is very stark in here.
Speaker 1: There is one thing like it made like mean, I
Speaker 1: can't even before we even get there. Let's break down
Speaker 1: the people. We got to break down our people. First,
Speaker 1: we've got Bri bri As a twenty six year old
Speaker 1: model from Atlanta.
Speaker 2: Charlie is a twenty one year old model from the UK.
Speaker 1: Then we've got Chris twenty four, also a model diverse,
Speaker 1: but he's from Manchester in the UK, not Kent, not Kent.
Speaker 2: Right to Mari is twenty seven and he is a
Speaker 2: stockbroker and he's from Indiana. I feel like that they
Speaker 2: just had to throw like they just had to throw
Speaker 2: like a Midwestern boy in there and a stockbrol.
Speaker 1: So let's be clear, a stockbroker that's probably now turned
Speaker 1: influencer slash model.
Speaker 2: Let's exactly. We'll have to find his Instagram and see.
Speaker 2: I doubt he's trading stocks. He's probably trading electrolytes for
Speaker 2: his water.
Speaker 1: Then we got Gianna. She is twenty one, a student
Speaker 1: and she's from Arkansas.
Speaker 2: She I like her.
Speaker 1: I feel like I like her, but not as much
Speaker 1: as I like my crush, which is the next one.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is your crush.
Speaker 1: I knew that because he's a rock star, right, Well
Speaker 1: he's an artist.
Speaker 2: No he's not. He says rock star all the time.
Speaker 2: He's a rock star, but I don't know what band.
Speaker 2: I feel like you have to have a legitimate band
Speaker 2: that people are aware of to be able to call
Speaker 2: yourself a rock star.
Speaker 1: Well, Matt our producer is really upset that he has
Speaker 1: white fingernails and keeps calling him Joo Sandoval, and I'm like.
Speaker 2: Well, Sandoval probably refers to himself as a rock star,
Speaker 2: so there you go.
Speaker 1: At this point, we can refer to ourselves as a
Speaker 1: rock star.
Speaker 2: So no, I'm going to refer to myself as a model.
Speaker 1: Listen, it's just too good because then guess what. Guess
Speaker 1: what Jordan is actor and model actor model, So he
Speaker 1: got a hyphen. Yeah, he also gives me the itck.
Speaker 2: I can't Okay, He's the one that talked about the
Speaker 2: wind for thirty minutes, right, Cheers to the stars go.
Speaker 2: Do you ever wonder where the wind comes from?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Have you ever just thought about the wind and where
Speaker 2: the wind comes from?
Speaker 1: All I thought was have you ever heard the wolf cry? To?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: I just I'm sorry he's it's not about his looks,
Speaker 1: it's about his personality. Yeah, unable.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I'm gonna agree with that one. Catherine is twenty
Speaker 2: eight and guess what what?
Speaker 1: What surprised me?
Speaker 2: She's a model?
Speaker 1: Well, actually, actually it's a double surprise because she's actually Dualipa.
Speaker 1: I went and looked at their photos side by side.
Speaker 1: They're the same human.
Speaker 2: Oh it's the same person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so do a Lipa is undercover a little space
Speaker 1: in between her teeth, and we're meant to believe this
Speaker 1: is a new person actor model. That's why they didn't
Speaker 1: put the singer there, because they wanted to fool us.
Speaker 2: I got it, but you are unfoolable, you know what.
Speaker 1: I got to the bottom of it, no matter what.
Speaker 4: Oh, guess what's Kylicia Kylisha?
Speaker 1: She's an entrepreneur.
Speaker 2: It's a fancy way to say unemployed.
Speaker 1: I also like, could you imagine being Khalsia and getting
Speaker 1: kissed last by Charlie and like thinking that I can't,
Speaker 1: But don't you worry. Then we've got Lucy, who's she's
Speaker 1: one of the oldest. Her and Catherine are they're really
Speaker 1: up there at bringing in twenty eight. She's a VIP hostess, which,
Speaker 1: just so you guys know, that also means model.
Speaker 2: No, that means prostitute, that's escort.
Speaker 1: I really can't. Okay, So you have to pick one
Speaker 1: girl to be your best friend? Oh? Then, but let's
Speaker 1: even though this comes later, let's also pick up We've
Speaker 1: got Flavia. And then who is the guy Louis who
Speaker 1: came came from last season? I want I need to
Speaker 1: know right from the start who you'd pick to be
Speaker 1: your best friend and if you had to make out
Speaker 1: with one.
Speaker 2: Okay, so out of the women, I have to pick
Speaker 2: a best friend. Yeah, Okay, I guess I like Catherine.
Speaker 2: I feel because she's twenty eight.
Speaker 1: I feel like.
Speaker 2: I feel like she's probably a very wise old spirit
Speaker 2: and that we could really connect on like a very
Speaker 2: emotional and intellectual level.
Speaker 1: Okay, even though she's already lost the house a certain
Speaker 1: amount of money for one lame kiss at candlelight. Right,
Speaker 1: but okay, and then what guy.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, like I mean, I guess I guess Damori
Speaker 2: the stockbroker. I'm gonna go with that one.
Speaker 1: Even when next week when we read the rundown, his
Speaker 1: physician will have changed a model. It's still going to
Speaker 1: be Damori.
Speaker 2: Well, I know I can change my mind next week.
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, fine, fine, So we have an article before
Speaker 1: we get fully into the episode.
Speaker 2: Wait, you didn't answer who would be your best friend? Oh?
Speaker 1: I think my best friend? I don't know. I liked
Speaker 1: Brie until she spent all that money in the hostage situation,
Speaker 1: and then I thought, who in the world it's been
Speaker 1: one day waited out? It's not five thousand dollars worth
Speaker 1: right an nowur up to fifteen thousand, So that that
Speaker 1: ruined it for her. I feel like, when it comes
Speaker 1: down to it, I would probably have the most fun.
Speaker 1: I feel like Lucy is going to be a real
Speaker 1: loose cannon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lucy looks fun like.
Speaker 1: I think once Lucy gets dicked over a couple times,
Speaker 1: she's gonna lose her shit. She's gonna lose her shit,
Speaker 1: so she's gonna make me look sane. So I think
Speaker 1: Lucy might be my best friend. Yeah, you do need
Speaker 1: to be friends with people that make you look sane.
Speaker 2: I get it. It's a thing.
Speaker 1: I have a pattern, clearly. But we've read from this
Speaker 1: tab article here. Don't know what tab is, but it's
Speaker 1: all in cap so I guess that's what it is.
Speaker 1: Too Hot to Handle has a terrible success rate, and
Speaker 1: hardly any of the couples are still together now. Most
Speaker 1: of the couples don't even make it to the end
Speaker 1: of the show no shit, sure lack or by the
Speaker 1: time the reunion comes out. Emily Miller and Cam Holmes
Speaker 1: are the poster couple for Too Hot to Handle. They
Speaker 1: met on season two and are still together now, having
Speaker 1: recently welcomed a baby. There's also one other couple who
Speaker 1: have gone the distance. That's Kayla Reshardt and seb Melrose.
Speaker 1: They found a connection during season four of Too Hot,
Speaker 1: and we're runners up on the show together.
Speaker 2: Hey, let me ask a question. Is the one hundred
Speaker 2: thousand dollars prize is that that's it? It's not like, okay,
Speaker 2: so it's just a hundred thousand total, but they keep
Speaker 2: losing money by spending it.
Speaker 1: So now they're already down twenty thousand and we're only
Speaker 1: on episode two.
Speaker 2: I was like, how is there any money left?
Speaker 1: Oh, but it's two hundred and fifty thousand, so we
Speaker 1: need new fifty thousand.
Speaker 2: Okay, but so that.
Speaker 1: Really, I mean, let's I doubt these are the last
Speaker 1: people to make mistakes, so everyone's getting home with.
Speaker 2: Like probably a check for ninety nine or they're fully
Speaker 2: kind of.
Speaker 3: Pay to be on the show. By the time the show,
Speaker 3: they get an invoice when they leave. So I've always
Speaker 3: been a Love Island gal. I've that Love Island is
Speaker 3: my show. I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1: So I came in like not thrilled to be doing this,
Speaker 1: but by episode two it's now won me over. So
Speaker 1: thank you Too Hot to Handle for creating just another
Speaker 1: show for me to obsess over.
Speaker 2: Well, it is number three on Netflix.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean a lot of people watch this show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: contestants are fully aware when they're on Too Hot to
Speaker 1: Handle that there's a new prize. Players from past seasons
Speaker 1: are returning, and bad Lana is introduced. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if anybody has ever said this, but are the Lana's
Speaker 1: intentionally supposed to look like butt plugs? Like?
Speaker 2: I never thought that.
Speaker 1: Well, one, I thought that, but two I wondered why
Speaker 1: it took me at least twenty four minutes to realize
Speaker 1: who Lana was when everyone I was like, is Lana
Speaker 1: going to show up like Ariana does in Love Island?
Speaker 1: Who's Lana? I didn't realize it's an Alexa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it is. It's Alexa. It's Alexa, yeah disguised
Speaker 2: as Lana.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, don't try to fool us. We know it's
Speaker 1: just because it's a but in a butt plug form
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that it's any different. The first girls to
Speaker 1: arrive are Gianna and Lucy. Gianna, you know it's a
Speaker 1: college student majoring in boys and minoring in political as
Speaker 1: one one. Lucy's here because she's saying yes to everything
Speaker 1: this year.
Speaker 2: Okay, how does that actually work? Like if you were like, Okay, Emily,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna let you know this is my yes year, Like,
Speaker 2: how does what does that mean?
Speaker 1: Me? Recapping this show right now means I'm on my
Speaker 1: own yes years. I said yes to this, So here
Speaker 1: we are.
Speaker 2: Bitch, Why didn't we recap Love Island if that's your show,
Speaker 2: Because it's by the time.
Speaker 1: We finished Vanda Pump Rules in the Valley, we were
Speaker 1: already too deep into whatever. Plus we get to do
Speaker 1: this one at our own pace where that one is
Speaker 1: just constant, Like I'm already sixty four episodes behind because
Speaker 1: I was gone this past week.
Speaker 2: All right, so let it ga.
Speaker 1: Tomari and Khalisha are brought and next to Mary likes
Speaker 1: to think he has it all. He's six ' five,
Speaker 1: great smile, stockbroker, he's all a blue as blue as
Speaker 1: Kylicia describes herself as the ultimate girl, considering she's never
Speaker 1: been in a committed relationship before. I'm like, you're twenty
Speaker 1: one years old. Okay, is this a brag? Her mom
Speaker 1: sent her here? I need to actually know more about
Speaker 1: her mom now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe we should get her mom on the show.
Speaker 2: She's probably our Ah, she's probably younger than me. I
Speaker 2: could probably be her mom. Oh, colleague.
Speaker 1: Mom, Emily's daughter. Then two men enter and our next
Speaker 1: h Charlie and Jordan. The one thing the girls love
Speaker 1: most about Charlie is his massive dun dun dun saxophone.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay, Jordan's on a mission to
Speaker 1: find the love of his life. But the problem is
Speaker 1: he has a sex demon. Listen, if I ever have
Speaker 1: to see Jordan humpa surfboard again.
Speaker 2: He has a sex demon. I missed that, bar Oh,
Speaker 2: you missed that's I guess I must have fallen asleep
Speaker 2: for a minute. What was what was that?
Speaker 1: He just said he has a sex demon that comes
Speaker 1: out and ruins these things for him because.
Speaker 2: Like he has an alternate personality, and his alternate personality
Speaker 2: is a sex demon. Correct, Okay, because my alternate personality
Speaker 2: is like nap lady.
Speaker 1: My other personality is a bitchy and hungry, angry and rude, right,
Speaker 1: I mean that's mine. Then Brie comes out next, and
Speaker 1: she immediately pulls Tomari to the side. She applied for
Speaker 1: too hot to handle because she's a player and doesn't
Speaker 1: trust men.
Speaker 2: So that makes sense because I feel like this is
Speaker 2: the opportunity for her to be able to build her
Speaker 2: trust in because these are trustworthy man on here, and really.
Speaker 1: Work on trusting herself because bringing in all of these people,
Speaker 1: she said, she may be small, but she wants the
Speaker 1: guy with everything supersized supersized. Of course she does. Then
Speaker 1: the last two men arrived, Chris and Jow. Chris calls
Speaker 1: himself a ladies man that resembles a jaguar, and Joo
Speaker 1: is a musician, but the only thing he loves more
Speaker 1: than music is women.
Speaker 2: Okay, so he's you're you find him attractive, Joo, I don't.
Speaker 1: Need you to come at me so recently when you say.
Speaker 2: That, No, I think he's cute. I like him. I
Speaker 2: either that he doesn't look like the standard you know,
Speaker 2: like the big biceps and the flowy hair, and I
Speaker 2: mean he has good hair, he asked what.
Speaker 1: I don't particularly like him when he's flirting with the
Speaker 1: girls and he's trying to like be smooth. But when
Speaker 1: he's in his confessionals and he does that like big tea,
Speaker 1: the smile and laugh at himself, then I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: he's my pick.
Speaker 2: Okay, but like why I I.
Speaker 1: Didn't really like when he liked his guitar.
Speaker 2: That was a lot. Has your dad ever done that?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see him on Wednesday. Can you ask him
Speaker 1: as a Hollywood ball, I'm gonna ask him if he
Speaker 1: could maybe do that add that to the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Then the last woman to enter is Catherine.
Speaker 1: She brings a lot of energy and claims Lana can't
Speaker 1: tame her. I'm like, Lana is Lana. He's an electronical device,
Speaker 1: electronic device.
Speaker 2: I know. I like how they talk about Lana like
Speaker 2: she's an actual person at the resort, Like they're like,
Speaker 2: oh God, Lana's coming, Like they're scared. I'm like, what
Speaker 2: are you scared of?
Speaker 1: No, she's not coming. She's been right here the whole time.
Speaker 1: She just lights up when she wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: But I feel like everybody who nominated these people to
Speaker 1: come on this show secretly hates them.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's what I get you. Yeah, like I'm nominating
Speaker 2: you next year.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't say that right when I have
Speaker 1: a sparkling water like, maybe you could do you think,
Speaker 1: but I might be a little too.
Speaker 2: Old, and so I said, they need to do a
Speaker 2: golden too hot to handle and then you, oh, and
Speaker 2: you're married. I mean I feel like maybe that's a
Speaker 2: little glitch.
Speaker 1: I mean maybe that's a key to the show, Like
Speaker 1: what will it take financially get you break the rules?
Speaker 1: But who knows?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Then bad Lana takes the rains first when she's in charge, kissing,
Speaker 1: self gratification and sex won't occur any fines. We know
Speaker 1: she's lying, we.
Speaker 2: May I know. I didn't get that. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: there's no consequences. So all these people are making out
Speaker 2: and then it's like, no, there's consequences. You have to
Speaker 2: go with the quarantine and seclusion with.
Speaker 1: The one guy you don't think is attractive and count
Speaker 1: paper clubs, they're all attracted to each other. They're making out.
Speaker 1: Charlie makes out with the entire villa essentially, then he
Speaker 1: gets the boot. All I can think about is how
Speaker 1: many wedgies are filled with sand During a lot of
Speaker 1: these scenes from the kissing, Charlie leaves Lucy alone in
Speaker 1: the bedroom so we can talk to Catherine. Then guess what.
Speaker 1: They also end up kissing. Then they get the theme
Speaker 1: for tonight's party and guess what a bondage party. Kylie
Speaker 1: sha walks into the bedroom with her devil costume on
Speaker 1: to seduce Charlie, and guess what, Believe it or.
Speaker 2: Not, they end up kissing what. I was shocked.
Speaker 1: I was shocked and like Charlie's behavior because I thought
Speaker 1: his sex demon is under wrapped after the.
Speaker 2: Last Okay, here's my question though, So you know when
Speaker 2: you go on a housewife trip, they'll they're like, Okay,
Speaker 2: here's where we're going, so bring this, this, this, and this.
Speaker 2: So do you think they get a list that's like
Speaker 2: bring bring your bondage outfit or do you think they
Speaker 2: supply them with costumes? Like is there a costume room?
Speaker 1: Like I they don't bring shirts. That's the only rule no.
Speaker 4: Shirts, no shirts, no shirts, very little food, lots of alcohol,
Speaker 4: and no concept of money.
Speaker 1: Right, So I mean that's that's where we are.
Speaker 2: So basically they don't need to pack, no really anything.
Speaker 1: Because also, I mean, I don't know if this is
Speaker 1: going to happen on Too Hot to Handle, but this
Speaker 1: happens on Love Island. All of the girls, even though
Speaker 1: they're all making out with each other's people, they start
Speaker 1: sharing bathing.
Speaker 2: Suits oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like or their date outfits.
Speaker 2: You start noticing, you start seeing the outfits pop up again,
Speaker 2: yeah and again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So they start sharing, I'm assuming because when they
Speaker 1: have to leave the villas, they have like that one
Speaker 1: little suitcase. My guess is like that's really all they're
Speaker 1: allowed to pack. So it's like you've got a couple
Speaker 1: of bikinis in there or board shorts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you just leave the rest behind.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Then it's like, what if you've shared it with
Speaker 1: more than three women, then it's done?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can you really wear it again? After that many times
Speaker 1: people have posted photos in it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would think not.
Speaker 1: I would think not. I mean, there's no harm in
Speaker 1: germs because they're all probably gonna have sex with each
Speaker 1: other anyway.
Speaker 2: Right, there's a lot of bodily fluid just kind of
Speaker 2: slapping around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know this sounds weird, but I just read
Speaker 1: Connor McGregor I realized this is off topic. He has
Speaker 1: a pool filled of champagne. Like, I just want you
Speaker 1: to think about that for a second, jumping into a
Speaker 1: pool and having your body peel off with champagne and
Speaker 1: then drinking it.
Speaker 2: Wait, are you supposed to drink the champagne out of
Speaker 2: the pool? Yes?
Speaker 1: You know what people do a lot of shitt and pools.
Speaker 1: Everyone shows up to bad Landa's party wearing their costume.
Speaker 1: Breeze sucks Damari's navel, Gianna sucks Jow's lips, Catherine sucks
Speaker 1: Charlie's meg, Lucy sucks Charlie's bear, and Charlie sucks Lucy's guy.
Speaker 1: But then guests who shows up in the middle of
Speaker 1: the party.
Speaker 2: Dun dun da, it's bad Lana.
Speaker 1: Well, it's bad Lana to tell her that she's back
Speaker 1: to good Lana. And she announces that the regular rules
Speaker 1: and back are back in place, and everyone's extremely annoyed
Speaker 1: by it. But then she tells them the prize fund
Speaker 1: has increased to a whopping two hundred and fifty thousand,
Speaker 1: and even though they get fine for what they did
Speaker 1: while bad Lana was Lana was in control, every single
Speaker 1: one of them broke a rule. Lana names two people
Speaker 1: she considers to be the biggest threat. It's Charlie and Brie.
Speaker 1: And then as Charlie and Brie are leaving the retreat,
Speaker 1: they've been stopped by her again. Although they've been banished,
Speaker 1: that does not mean they've been eliminated. They've just been
Speaker 1: sent to the banishment quarters aka Twist Twist Hell. And
Speaker 1: then don't you worry because you can just keep binge
Speaker 1: watching this entire season. But we just went right into
Speaker 1: episode two and guess what. You pick up right where
Speaker 1: you left off episode one. They're in their windowless bunker.
Speaker 1: They've they're only banished for twenty four hours, and their
Speaker 1: prison asque uniforms they have to wear.
Speaker 2: Like, Okay, let me ask a question. Those two are
Speaker 2: banished and they're both single, hot sexy people. Why are
Speaker 2: they not making out?
Speaker 1: They're not into each other?
Speaker 2: Don't think so, No, not at all.
Speaker 1: I'll get one vibe for one second that they were
Speaker 1: into each other. Uh, the biggest thing I was having
Speaker 1: to deal with was when I would close my eyes
Speaker 1: and watch Charlie. I thought it was James Kennedy and
Speaker 1: he says, brouv.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does have a very shamed Kennedy vibe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, if I don't look at him, he's James Kennedy.
Speaker 1: But then our gal the butt plug, Alexia wakes everyone
Speaker 1: up in the retreat and announces she's bringing two new
Speaker 1: guests from previous seasons where this is my favorite part.
Speaker 1: They pick a bunch of people they wish we're gonna
Speaker 1: come back, but none of them are the ones that
Speaker 1: actually came back.
Speaker 2: No, I thought they said Flavia. I thought someone said Flavia.
Speaker 1: Someone may have said Flavia. But they're like, we want Howie.
Speaker 1: I like, so do I he's so much drama.
Speaker 2: But that no, no, no, Howie.
Speaker 1: It was Lewis Louis Louis.
Speaker 2: What's their backstory? It was just a lot of clips
Speaker 2: of Louie making out with different people, Like.
Speaker 1: I mean, the backstory is that Flavia has been working
Speaker 1: on her glutes.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. Yeah, she's been doing a lot.
Speaker 1: Of squats, thank you, and while she's wearing her scrunchy
Speaker 1: bathing suit. But she's single, pringle and ready to mingle.
Speaker 2: What's where the pringle come from?
Speaker 1: She likes chips?
Speaker 2: I don't know. She doesn't look like she likes chips.
Speaker 2: You see her ask her waist. She's not eatings, like.
Speaker 1: I need to know. I was like, maybe that is.
Speaker 1: It's a phrase. I don't know, but I'm open to using.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pringle out of here, all right, but guys,
Speaker 1: send us and if you know what single pringle and
Speaker 1: ready to mingle means, let us know. We know we're
Speaker 1: a little bit older than nine percent of everybody on
Speaker 1: this show, including the production team and Lana, so we're open.
Speaker 1: Then the girls don't hung back. They're very into Louis.
Speaker 1: Are you into Louis?
Speaker 2: Not really?
Speaker 1: Now, no me neither. Both Flavia and Louis pick one
Speaker 1: person to go on a date with. Joao speaks a
Speaker 1: little Spanish to Flavia that creates more competition between the
Speaker 1: men than Jordan wants Flavia to notice him, so he
Speaker 1: decides to stick a whole Kiwi in his mouth for attention. Listen,
Speaker 1: nothing makes me want to throw nothing wants me to
Speaker 1: go on a date less than watching somebody do that
Speaker 1: or having to do a Heimlich maneuver before and then
Speaker 1: why did she pick him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, because she kept saying that she
Speaker 2: hasn't had any luck with these bad guys. So I
Speaker 2: guess she thought the guy that shoved the whole kiwi
Speaker 2: in his mouth is the good guy.
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm all for a food prop like you with
Speaker 1: the cucumber, Like you weren't gagging, like you could see.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it rolled out, but like that was discussed,
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, now we're meant to believe that
Speaker 1: you want to go on a date with this man,
Speaker 1: and then maybe I shouldn't even eat in the whole thing?
Speaker 1: Is this your first Kiwi Jordan?
Speaker 2: But I do feel like she regrets that decision later.
Speaker 1: Oh clearly she's. I mean, well, before we even get
Speaker 1: to the date, we're back at the banishment quarters and
Speaker 1: they turn on this TV that's I guess not a
Speaker 1: TV because all it shows is very expensive clips that
Speaker 1: mean nothing, and they give them the option of taking
Speaker 1: the five thousand. I do think in this moment, Charlie
Speaker 1: wouldn't have taken the five thousand to see all these things,
Speaker 1: but because Bree was so down to do it, Charlie's like,
Speaker 1: what the hell, I may as well?
Speaker 2: Would you have done it? I wouldn't have. I don't
Speaker 2: think I would have cared. I would have been like,
Speaker 2: I'm fine counting my paper clips. Just let me know
Speaker 2: when I get to go back in. Yeah, that seems
Speaker 2: like a waste.
Speaker 1: Of It's a waste of money for something you'll find
Speaker 1: out in twenty four hours. And you know what, if
Speaker 1: they're not into you anymore, they're not into you anymore
Speaker 1: watching the clip and torturing yourself while having to watch
Speaker 1: count paper clips like I'd rather not know, And you
Speaker 1: know what, all that wasted money. And neither of those
Speaker 1: people ended up with the people they were concerned about,
Speaker 1: ended up with the people, so fIF.
Speaker 2: For nothing exactly.
Speaker 1: I love the people and the people I know.
Speaker 2: I was like, that was a lot of word salad.
Speaker 2: You know, none of the people who liked the people
Speaker 2: ended up with the people that they were watching on
Speaker 2: the screen of the people.
Speaker 1: Did you say the word people? I might have, but yeah,
Speaker 1: they we watch Flavia flirt with Jamari. We see Tomorrio
Speaker 1: rapping for Flavia. I could have done without that, could
Speaker 1: have done without it.
Speaker 2: I could rap better than that.
Speaker 1: Let's see.
Speaker 2: I know I shouldn't have said I'm not prepared. I
Speaker 2: will rap next week.
Speaker 1: Okay, fun, but I mean the fact that everybody's egos
Speaker 1: are so high that they're gonna get jealous after five
Speaker 1: minutes of spending time with someone is just it's really great.
Speaker 1: Then they go on some dates.
Speaker 2: Okay, but let's that's why this show has to have
Speaker 2: twenty something year olds on it, because they get upset
Speaker 2: about things like that. Like if you and I were
Speaker 2: on it, we'd be like, eh, I'm just gonna order tacos.
Speaker 1: Like if somebody wanted to spray oil on Edwin's leg,
Speaker 1: or I have like, go for it, go for it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like yeah no. But then they go on the dates.
Speaker 1: Flavia must have lost her damn mind because she chose
Speaker 1: chooses Jordan, Louis chooses Catherine aka du Aalipa, and then
Speaker 1: Bree and Charlie decided to watch another date reveal for
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: I'm like, idiots, I know, right, idiots, you could just
Speaker 2: ask everyone what happened for free.
Speaker 1: And in less than ten hours. Right, just go to bed,
Speaker 1: go to bed, Go to bed, go to bed. Jordan
Speaker 1: complimenting Flavia's side profile, and then I forgot about that
Speaker 1: that being Flavia's favorite part and then asking which side
Speaker 1: is the better profile? Is what we need on this
Speaker 1: kind of television. And then the problem was I thought,
Speaker 1: in my head, the first side I actually knowed you
Speaker 1: answered the question. I was like, Oh, you're the side
Speaker 1: he was looking at because the other one had like
Speaker 1: are you sick in the head? Teddy? Like you actually
Speaker 1: were able to process that in real time and make
Speaker 1: a choice.
Speaker 2: You were engaged, You were you were engaged in that conversation.
Speaker 1: Loved it. I'm looking for someone to compliment me on
Speaker 1: my side profile. Cheek.
Speaker 2: I just I would like him to come on the show.
Speaker 2: And we asked him about the wind.
Speaker 1: Oh or why somebody would cheers to the stars. She
Speaker 1: had already said let's go. Like she's like, let's go,
Speaker 1: let's go. And then he's like, so you want to
Speaker 1: share a bed together? And she's like, let's go with
Speaker 1: the flow and he's like, so that's a yes, and
Speaker 1: she's like, can we get out of here? And he's like,
Speaker 1: cheers to the stars. I was like, this is the
Speaker 1: worst date I've ever not been on.
Speaker 2: And you didn't have to pay five thousand dollars to
Speaker 2: see it.
Speaker 1: I mean I watched it for well, actually I'm getting
Speaker 1: paid to watch it because here we are recapping it.
Speaker 1: But I mean, oh god, this is the line. I
Speaker 1: just women are a slice of heaven, so you have
Speaker 1: to treat them like angels.
Speaker 2: I might throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Speaker 2: If someone said that to me, I'd be like, excuse me,
Speaker 2: I just puked a little in my throat. I need
Speaker 2: to swallow that.
Speaker 1: What about before we even get into the other date?
Speaker 1: What about his moves when he walked back into the
Speaker 1: condo or the villa or whatever and says that he's
Speaker 1: having a good date, and he's like having a seizure.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was the kiwi. He had an allergic reaction.
Speaker 1: Maybe he had allergic They actually needed to get him
Speaker 1: with an.
Speaker 2: Education because well, my sister in law does have a
Speaker 2: kiwi reaction. Whenever she eats a kiwi, she has like
Speaker 2: her like lips swell out. But she has a reaction
Speaker 2: to a kiwi.
Speaker 1: So and then she her body convulses, is a humping
Speaker 1: farm on the ball. She's gonna be mad at you.
Speaker 2: Well, she clearly has a light reaction. Maybe he has
Speaker 2: a strong Kiwi reaction.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Well then we get on the other date,
Speaker 1: and to be honest, I didn't really feel like the
Speaker 1: chemistry was that strong and hot and all the things.
Speaker 1: But they still were willing to give up six thousand
Speaker 1: dollars for a kiss.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: But yeah, it ends with Brie and Charlie showing up
Speaker 1: to the cabana holding hands. Everyone shocked. They wonder what
Speaker 1: they could have possibly spent the fifteen k on. This
Speaker 1: part was one of my favorite parts because the fact
Speaker 1: that everyone thinks that they may have turned into a
Speaker 1: couple and that's why they've spent fifteen thousand, while really
Speaker 1: they're just counting paper clips and watchings of them. Right,
Speaker 1: It was like, know what this is for handholding?
Speaker 2: Yeah, once you figure out the real story, it's not compelling, No.
Speaker 1: But the show is and I'm getting excited for it.
Speaker 1: I cannot wait to see who's going to come home
Speaker 1: with the money, with the money, with the money is
Speaker 1: going to last?
Speaker 2: And I want to make predictions. Do you think what couple?
Speaker 1: Do you think?
Speaker 2: Who do you think would actually make a good couple
Speaker 2: and would last?
Speaker 1: I mean, really, none of these people, like when I
Speaker 1: really I'm looking at everyone's photograph right now. I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like.
Speaker 2: I think Tomorrow and Brie would make a good couple,
Speaker 2: and I think they could they might win. I'm going
Speaker 2: to go with that.
Speaker 1: Well, it's because you like Tomorrow. But this is the
Speaker 1: problem that you're not taking into consideration, is they could
Speaker 1: be bringing in more people. I feel like both Brie
Speaker 1: and Tomory have a one. I feel like everyone in
Speaker 1: this group has a wandering eye, so at any point
Speaker 1: anybody could be shaken up. I feel like Charlie and
Speaker 1: Lucy now, now that he's already been banished once, I
Speaker 1: feel like he could come in and really try to
Speaker 1: double down with her so that they could win the money.
Speaker 1: Like they come up with a plan, Like they take
Speaker 1: their little Mike packs off their stomachs and their necklace
Speaker 1: Mike's and they're like, let's stop hooking up.
Speaker 2: Wait, who is Jordan? Is there a Jordan or is
Speaker 2: that a typo?
Speaker 1: There's a Jordan. Jordan is the guy that with the stars.
Speaker 2: No, his name is Jordan is yes? Okay, really hurtful.
Speaker 1: To me that you don't. Sorry, I mean he's an
Speaker 1: actor and model.
Speaker 2: Clear, Okay, all right? The wind guy, Yeah, the Wind Okay,
Speaker 2: Jordan is the wind.
Speaker 1: I know, Jordan doesn't really fit his name to me.
Speaker 2: No, it's more like he looks more like a like
Speaker 2: a Peter.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, Patrick.
Speaker 2: Patrick, Yeah, it's better than Jordan.
Speaker 1: I don't I'm not. I don't get it, but I
Speaker 1: guess we'll see if the sex Demon or Jordan wins,
Speaker 1: we shall see. But guys, keep tuning into popping off.
Speaker 1: Please send in your thoughts and whatever next show you
Speaker 1: think we should recap when we get done with and
Speaker 1: how the kids say it is.
Speaker 2: T Oh, that's how the youngins say it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how Kylish's mom says it.
Speaker 2: Oh right, can someone get kyl mom on the show please?
Speaker 1: All right, thanks guys, thank you,