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Speaker 1: Guys, thank you for tuning in to another episode of

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Speaker 1: Popping Off. We were at a loss of what to

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Speaker 1: cover because Bravo hasn't been dropping any new shows. We

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Speaker 1: were thinking we were going to do Southern Charm, but

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Speaker 1: it's not coming till later. So we're like, all right,

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Speaker 1: let's fill our time, and we feel like what better

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Speaker 1: way to fill our time than too Hot to Handle?

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Speaker 1: If that didn't seem like.

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Speaker 2: Us, I maybe if there was like a golden too

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Speaker 2: hot to handle.

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Speaker 1: I mean, after a shot this week, I feel like,

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Speaker 1: you know, okay, first of all, to the island.

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Speaker 2: No, I can't. I can't enter the island. When I

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Speaker 2: see these women walk up, I'm like, if I walked up,

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Speaker 2: they'd be like, I don't know, I think you're on

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Speaker 2: the wrong island.

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Speaker 1: So all I think about the entire time was what

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Speaker 1: I would actually look like if I had to wear

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Speaker 1: a strap around my mid section in between.

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Speaker 2: Like why do they wear the microphones like that?

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Speaker 1: Because think about it, like for housewives, it's attached to

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Speaker 1: our pants and then our bra or are underwear. But

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Speaker 1: they're all just in bathing suits, so they need a

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Speaker 1: microphone strap. I know.

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Speaker 2: But even when we do swim stuff when we're when

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Speaker 2: we're filming, they still attach the mic to the back

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Speaker 2: of like a bathing suit and then run the wire

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Speaker 2: up through the top. Like but you're not feel like they.

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Speaker 1: Going on dates losing money like this is very They

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Speaker 1: need to be able to be very agile and active

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Speaker 1: with their mic sets on.

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Speaker 2: It looks like they just have permanent bondage on.

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Speaker 1: Well then they go to a hostage location.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Can I just say I actually liked that idea,

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Speaker 2: and I felt like that could have been implemented into housewives.

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Speaker 2: Like when you're when you're just not doing your job

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Speaker 2: or you're just like walking off or ripping the mic off,

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Speaker 2: I feel like you should go into seclusion and watch

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Speaker 2: everything else that's going on.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you get your ass right there, and you count

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Speaker 1: paper clips and think about what you haven't done right, And.

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Speaker 2: When you're ready to go back and be vulnerable and

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Speaker 2: share your life, you can put your makeup back on.

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Speaker 2: You can go back in, but until then.

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Speaker 1: You both need to wear these glasses. It was the

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Speaker 1: same exact glasses.

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Speaker 2: Or the matching prison outfits.

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Speaker 1: And also we are going to rid you of it

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Speaker 1: looks like water or pretty much anything like I was

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Speaker 1: looking around, I was like, this is very stark in here.

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Speaker 1: There is one thing like it made like mean, I

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Speaker 1: can't even before we even get there. Let's break down

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Speaker 1: the people. We got to break down our people. First,

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Speaker 1: we've got Bri bri As a twenty six year old

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Speaker 1: model from Atlanta.

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Speaker 2: Charlie is a twenty one year old model from the UK.

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Speaker 1: Then we've got Chris twenty four, also a model diverse,

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Speaker 1: but he's from Manchester in the UK, not Kent, not Kent.

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Speaker 2: Right to Mari is twenty seven and he is a

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Speaker 2: stockbroker and he's from Indiana. I feel like that they

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Speaker 2: like a Midwestern boy in there and a stockbrol.

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Speaker 1: So let's be clear, a stockbroker that's probably now turned

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Speaker 1: influencer slash model.

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Speaker 2: Let's exactly. We'll have to find his Instagram and see.

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Speaker 2: I doubt he's trading stocks. He's probably trading electrolytes for

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Speaker 1: Then we got Gianna. She is twenty one, a student

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Speaker 1: and she's from Arkansas.

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Speaker 2: She I like her.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I like her, but not as much

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Speaker 1: as I like my crush, which is the next one.

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Speaker 2: Oh, this is your crush.

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Speaker 1: I knew that because he's a rock star, right, Well

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Speaker 1: he's an artist.

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Speaker 2: No he's not. He says rock star all the time.

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Speaker 2: He's a rock star, but I don't know what band.

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Speaker 2: I feel like you have to have a legitimate band

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Speaker 1: Well, Matt our producer is really upset that he has

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Speaker 2: Well, Sandoval probably refers to himself as a rock star,

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Speaker 1: At this point, we can refer to ourselves as a

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Speaker 2: So no, I'm going to refer to myself as a model.

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Speaker 1: Listen, it's just too good because then guess what. Guess

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Speaker 1: what Jordan is actor and model actor model, So he

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Speaker 2: I can't Okay, He's the one that talked about the

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Speaker 2: wind for thirty minutes, right, Cheers to the stars go.

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Speaker 2: Do you ever wonder where the wind comes from?

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Speaker 2: Have you ever just thought about the wind and where

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Speaker 1: All I thought was have you ever heard the wolf cry? To?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: I just I'm sorry he's it's not about his looks,

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Speaker 1: it's about his personality. Yeah, unable.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, I'm gonna agree with that one. Catherine is twenty

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Speaker 1: What surprised me?

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Speaker 2: She's a model?

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Speaker 1: Well, actually, actually it's a double surprise because she's actually Dualipa.

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Speaker 1: I went and looked at their photos side by side.

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Speaker 1: They're the same human.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's the same person.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so do a Lipa is undercover a little space

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Speaker 1: is a new person actor model. That's why they didn't

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Speaker 2: I got it, but you are unfoolable, you know what.

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Speaker 1: I got to the bottom of it, no matter what.

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Speaker 4: Oh, guess what's Kylicia Kylisha?

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Speaker 1: She's an entrepreneur.

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Speaker 2: It's a fancy way to say unemployed.

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Speaker 1: I also like, could you imagine being Khalsia and getting

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Speaker 1: But don't you worry. Then we've got Lucy, who's she's

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Speaker 1: just so you guys know, that also means model.

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Speaker 2: No, that means prostitute, that's escort.

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Speaker 1: I really can't. Okay, So you have to pick one

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Speaker 1: girl to be your best friend? Oh? Then, but let's

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Speaker 2: Okay, so out of the women, I have to pick

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Speaker 2: I feel because she's twenty eight.

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Speaker 2: I feel like she's probably a very wise old spirit

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Speaker 1: Okay, even though she's already lost the house a certain

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Speaker 1: amount of money for one lame kiss at candlelight. Right,

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Speaker 1: but okay, and then what guy.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, like I mean, I guess I guess Damori

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Speaker 1: Even when next week when we read the rundown, his

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Speaker 2: Well, I know I can change my mind next week.

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Speaker 1: Okay, fine, fine, fine, So we have an article before

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Speaker 2: Wait, you didn't answer who would be your best friend? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I think my best friend? I don't know. I liked

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Speaker 1: and then I thought, who in the world it's been

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Speaker 1: one day waited out? It's not five thousand dollars worth

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Speaker 1: I feel like Lucy is going to be a real

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Lucy looks fun like.

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Speaker 1: I think once Lucy gets dicked over a couple times,

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Speaker 1: she's gonna lose her shit. She's gonna lose her shit,

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Speaker 1: so she's gonna make me look sane. So I think

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Speaker 1: Lucy might be my best friend. Yeah, you do need

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Speaker 2: I get it. It's a thing.

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Speaker 1: I have a pattern, clearly. But we've read from this

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Speaker 1: tab article here. Don't know what tab is, but it's

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Speaker 1: all in cap so I guess that's what it is.

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Speaker 1: Too Hot to Handle has a terrible success rate, and

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Speaker 1: hardly any of the couples are still together now. Most

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Speaker 1: of the couples don't even make it to the end

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Speaker 1: of the show no shit, sure lack or by the

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Speaker 1: met on season two and are still together now, having

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Speaker 2: Hey, let me ask a question. Is the one hundred

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Speaker 2: so it's just a hundred thousand total, but they keep

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Speaker 2: losing money by spending it.

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Speaker 1: So now they're already down twenty thousand and we're only

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Speaker 1: on episode two.

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Speaker 2: I was like, how is there any money left?

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Speaker 1: Oh, but it's two hundred and fifty thousand, so we

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Speaker 2: Okay, but so that.

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Speaker 1: Really, I mean, let's I doubt these are the last

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Speaker 2: Like probably a check for ninety nine or they're fully

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Speaker 3: Pay to be on the show. By the time the show,

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Speaker 3: they get an invoice when they leave. So I've always

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Speaker 3: been a Love Island gal. I've that Love Island is

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Speaker 3: my show. I'm obsessed.

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Speaker 1: So I came in like not thrilled to be doing this,

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Speaker 1: but by episode two it's now won me over. So

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Speaker 1: thank you Too Hot to Handle for creating just another

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Speaker 1: show for me to obsess over.

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Speaker 2: Well, it is number three on Netflix.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean a lot of people watch this show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: contestants are fully aware when they're on Too Hot to

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Speaker 1: Handle that there's a new prize. Players from past seasons

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Speaker 1: are returning, and bad Lana is introduced. I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: if anybody has ever said this, but are the Lana's

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Speaker 1: intentionally supposed to look like butt plugs? Like?

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Speaker 2: I never thought that.

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Speaker 1: Well, one, I thought that, but two I wondered why

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Speaker 1: it took me at least twenty four minutes to realize

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Speaker 1: who Lana was when everyone I was like, is Lana

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Speaker 1: going to show up like Ariana does in Love Island?

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Speaker 1: Who's Lana? I didn't realize it's an Alexa.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like it is. It's Alexa. It's Alexa, yeah disguised

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Speaker 2: Okay, how does that actually work? Like if you were like, Okay, Emily,

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Speaker 2: Bitch, Why didn't we recap Love Island if that's your show,

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Speaker 1: We finished Vanda Pump Rules in the Valley, we were

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Speaker 1: Tomari and Khalisha are brought and next to Mary likes

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Speaker 2: She's probably our Ah, she's probably younger than me. I

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Speaker 1: Mom, Emily's daughter. Then two men enter and our next

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Speaker 2: He has a sex demon. I missed that, bar Oh,

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Speaker 2: Like he has an alternate personality, and his alternate personality

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Speaker 2: Okay, so he's you're you find him attractive, Joo, I don't.

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Speaker 2: That, No, I think he's cute. I like him. I

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Speaker 1: I don't particularly like him when he's flirting with the

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Speaker 2: Okay, but like why I I.

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Speaker 1: Didn't really like when he liked his guitar.

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Speaker 2: That was a lot. Has your dad ever done that?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna see him on Wednesday. Can you ask him

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Then the last woman to enter is Catherine.

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Speaker 1: She brings a lot of energy and claims Lana can't

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Speaker 2: I know. I like how they talk about Lana like

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Speaker 1: No, she's not coming. She's been right here the whole time.

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Speaker 1: She just lights up when she wants to talk to you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's what I get you. Yeah, like I'm nominating

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't say that right when I have

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Speaker 1: But who knows?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Then bad Lana takes the rains first when she's in charge, kissing,

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Speaker 1: for tonight's party and guess what a bondage party. Kylie

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Speaker 2: Not, they end up kissing what. I was shocked.

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Speaker 2: Last Okay, here's my question though, So you know when

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Speaker 2: here's where we're going, so bring this, this, this, and this.

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Speaker 2: So do you think they get a list that's like

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Speaker 1: Like I they don't bring shirts. That's the only rule no.

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Speaker 1: Right, So I mean that's that's where we are.

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Speaker 1: Because also, I mean, I don't know if this is

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Speaker 1: they're all making out with each other's people, they start

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Speaker 2: Suits oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like or their date outfits.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you just leave the rest behind.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Then it's like, what if you've shared it with

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Can you really wear it again? After that many times

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would think not.

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Speaker 2: Wait, are you supposed to drink the champagne out of

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Speaker 1: You know what people do a lot of shitt and pools.

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Speaker 1: Everyone shows up to bad Landa's party wearing their costume.

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Speaker 1: Breeze sucks Damari's navel, Gianna sucks Jow's lips, Catherine sucks

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Speaker 2: Dun dun da, it's bad Lana.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's bad Lana to tell her that she's back

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Speaker 1: while bad Lana was Lana was in control, every single

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Speaker 1: that does not mean they've been eliminated. They've just been

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Speaker 1: They've they're only banished for twenty four hours, and their

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Speaker 2: Like, Okay, let me ask a question. Those two are

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Speaker 1: They're not into each other?

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Speaker 2: Don't think so, No, not at all.

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Speaker 1: I'll get one vibe for one second that they were

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he does have a very shamed Kennedy vibe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like, if I don't look at him, he's James Kennedy.

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Speaker 1: But then our gal the butt plug, Alexia wakes everyone

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Speaker 1: They pick a bunch of people they wish we're gonna

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Speaker 2: No, I thought they said Flavia. I thought someone said Flavia.

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Speaker 1: Someone may have said Flavia. But they're like, we want Howie.

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Speaker 1: It was Lewis Louis Louis.

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Speaker 1: on her glutes.

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00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,600
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. Yeah, she's been doing a lot.

443
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 1: Of squats, thank you, and while she's wearing her scrunchy

444
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 1: bathing suit. But she's single, pringle and ready to mingle.

445
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 2: What's where the pringle come from?

446
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,160
Speaker 1: She likes chips?

447
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 2: I don't know. She doesn't look like she likes chips.

448
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 2: You see her ask her waist. She's not eatings, like.

449
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: I need to know. I was like, maybe that is.

450
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 1: It's a phrase. I don't know, but I'm open to using.

451
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pringle out of here, all right, but guys,

452
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 1: send us and if you know what single pringle and

453
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 1: ready to mingle means, let us know. We know we're

454
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:58,639
Speaker 1: a little bit older than nine percent of everybody on

455
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 1: this show, including the production team and Lana, so we're open.

456
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 1: Then the girls don't hung back. They're very into Louis.

457
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 1: Are you into Louis?

458
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 2: Not really?

459
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:17,400
Speaker 1: Now, no me neither. Both Flavia and Louis pick one

460
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 1: person to go on a date with. Joao speaks a

461
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 1: little Spanish to Flavia that creates more competition between the

462
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:28,199
Speaker 1: men than Jordan wants Flavia to notice him, so he

463
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:33,879
Speaker 1: decides to stick a whole Kiwi in his mouth for attention. Listen,

464
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:37,119
Speaker 1: nothing makes me want to throw nothing wants me to

465
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:40,679
Speaker 1: go on a date less than watching somebody do that

466
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: or having to do a Heimlich maneuver before and then

467
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 1: why did she pick him?

468
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, because she kept saying that she

469
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 2: hasn't had any luck with these bad guys. So I

470
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 2: guess she thought the guy that shoved the whole kiwi

471
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 2: in his mouth is the good guy.

472
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,159
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm all for a food prop like you with

473
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 1: the cucumber, Like you weren't gagging, like you could see.

474
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:07,360
Speaker 1: I didn't know it rolled out, but like that was discussed,

475
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, now we're meant to believe that

476
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 1: you want to go on a date with this man,

477
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 1: and then maybe I shouldn't even eat in the whole thing?

478
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 1: Is this your first Kiwi Jordan?

479
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 2: But I do feel like she regrets that decision later.

480
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 1: Oh clearly she's. I mean, well, before we even get

481
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,120
Speaker 1: to the date, we're back at the banishment quarters and

482
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 1: they turn on this TV that's I guess not a

483
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 1: TV because all it shows is very expensive clips that

484
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 1: mean nothing, and they give them the option of taking

485
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 1: the five thousand. I do think in this moment, Charlie

486
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 1: wouldn't have taken the five thousand to see all these things,

487
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,199
Speaker 1: but because Bree was so down to do it, Charlie's like,

488
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: what the hell, I may as well?

489
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 2: Would you have done it? I wouldn't have. I don't

490
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 2: think I would have cared. I would have been like,

491
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 2: I'm fine counting my paper clips. Just let me know

492
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,439
Speaker 2: when I get to go back in. Yeah, that seems

493
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 2: like a waste.

494
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: Of It's a waste of money for something you'll find

495
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 1: out in twenty four hours. And you know what, if

496
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 1: they're not into you anymore, they're not into you anymore

497
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:10,439
Speaker 1: watching the clip and torturing yourself while having to watch

498
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,639
Speaker 1: count paper clips like I'd rather not know, And you

499
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: know what, all that wasted money. And neither of those

500
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,160
Speaker 1: people ended up with the people they were concerned about,

501
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: ended up with the people, so fIF.

502
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 2: For nothing exactly.

503
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 1: I love the people and the people I know.

504
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,479
Speaker 2: I was like, that was a lot of word salad.

505
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 2: You know, none of the people who liked the people

506
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 2: ended up with the people that they were watching on

507
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 2: the screen of the people.

508
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: Did you say the word people? I might have, but yeah,

509
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: they we watch Flavia flirt with Jamari. We see Tomorrio

510
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 1: rapping for Flavia. I could have done without that, could

511
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: have done without it.

512
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,479
Speaker 2: I could rap better than that.

513
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 1: Let's see.

514
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 2: I know I shouldn't have said I'm not prepared. I

515
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 2: will rap next week.

516
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:05,719
Speaker 1: Okay, fun, but I mean the fact that everybody's egos

517
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 1: are so high that they're gonna get jealous after five

518
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 1: minutes of spending time with someone is just it's really great.

519
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 1: Then they go on some dates.

520
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 2: Okay, but let's that's why this show has to have

521
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:20,120
Speaker 2: twenty something year olds on it, because they get upset

522
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 2: about things like that. Like if you and I were

523
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 2: on it, we'd be like, eh, I'm just gonna order tacos.

524
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 1: Like if somebody wanted to spray oil on Edwin's leg,

525
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: or I have like, go for it, go for it. Yeah,

526
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 1: I'm like yeah no. But then they go on the dates.

527
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: Flavia must have lost her damn mind because she chose

528
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: chooses Jordan, Louis chooses Catherine aka du Aalipa, and then

529
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: Bree and Charlie decided to watch another date reveal for

530
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:51,719
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars.

531
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 2: I'm like, idiots, I know, right, idiots, you could just

532
00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 2: ask everyone what happened for free.

533
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 1: And in less than ten hours. Right, just go to bed,

534
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 1: go to bed, Go to bed, go to bed. Jordan

535
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: complimenting Flavia's side profile, and then I forgot about that

536
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:20,959
Speaker 1: that being Flavia's favorite part and then asking which side

537
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: is the better profile? Is what we need on this

538
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: kind of television. And then the problem was I thought,

539
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: in my head, the first side I actually knowed you

540
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 1: answered the question. I was like, Oh, you're the side

541
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: he was looking at because the other one had like

542
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: are you sick in the head? Teddy? Like you actually

543
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: were able to process that in real time and make

544
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: a choice.

545
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 2: You were engaged, You were you were engaged in that conversation.

546
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: Loved it. I'm looking for someone to compliment me on

547
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 1: my side profile. Cheek.

548
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 2: I just I would like him to come on the show.

549
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 2: And we asked him about the wind.

550
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 1: Oh or why somebody would cheers to the stars. She

551
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 1: had already said let's go. Like she's like, let's go,

552
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: let's go. And then he's like, so you want to

553
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: share a bed together? And she's like, let's go with

554
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 1: the flow and he's like, so that's a yes, and

555
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: she's like, can we get out of here? And he's like,

556
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 1: cheers to the stars. I was like, this is the

557
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: worst date I've ever not been on.

558
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 2: And you didn't have to pay five thousand dollars to

559
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 2: see it.

560
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: I mean I watched it for well, actually I'm getting

561
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: paid to watch it because here we are recapping it.

562
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: But I mean, oh god, this is the line. I

563
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 1: just women are a slice of heaven, so you have

564
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: to treat them like angels.

565
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 2: I might throw up in my mouth a little bit.

566
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 2: If someone said that to me, I'd be like, excuse me,

567
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 2: I just puked a little in my throat. I need

568
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 2: to swallow that.

569
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: What about before we even get into the other date?

570
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 1: What about his moves when he walked back into the

571
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 1: condo or the villa or whatever and says that he's

572
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 1: having a good date, and he's like having a seizure.

573
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 2: Maybe it was the kiwi. He had an allergic reaction.

574
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: Maybe he had allergic They actually needed to get him

575
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 1: with an.

576
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 2: Education because well, my sister in law does have a

577
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 2: kiwi reaction. Whenever she eats a kiwi, she has like

578
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 2: her like lips swell out. But she has a reaction

579
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 2: to a kiwi.

580
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 1: So and then she her body convulses, is a humping

581
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: farm on the ball. She's gonna be mad at you.

582
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 2: Well, she clearly has a light reaction. Maybe he has

583
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 2: a strong Kiwi reaction.

584
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Well then we get on the other date,

585
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 1: and to be honest, I didn't really feel like the

586
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: chemistry was that strong and hot and all the things.

587
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: But they still were willing to give up six thousand

588
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 1: dollars for a kiss.

589
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 2: All right?

590
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 1: But yeah, it ends with Brie and Charlie showing up

591
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: to the cabana holding hands. Everyone shocked. They wonder what

592
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: they could have possibly spent the fifteen k on. This

593
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 1: part was one of my favorite parts because the fact

594
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: that everyone thinks that they may have turned into a

595
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: couple and that's why they've spent fifteen thousand, while really

596
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 1: they're just counting paper clips and watchings of them. Right,

597
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 1: It was like, know what this is for handholding?

598
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, once you figure out the real story, it's not compelling, No.

599
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: But the show is and I'm getting excited for it.

600
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: I cannot wait to see who's going to come home

601
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 1: with the money, with the money, with the money is

602
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: going to last?

603
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 2: And I want to make predictions. Do you think what couple?

604
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: Do you think?

605
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 2: Who do you think would actually make a good couple

606
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 2: and would last?

607
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 1: I mean, really, none of these people, like when I

608
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: really I'm looking at everyone's photograph right now. I mean,

609
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 1: I feel like.

610
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 2: I think Tomorrow and Brie would make a good couple,

611
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 2: and I think they could they might win. I'm going

612
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 2: to go with that.

613
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: Well, it's because you like Tomorrow. But this is the

614
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 1: problem that you're not taking into consideration, is they could

615
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: be bringing in more people. I feel like both Brie

616
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 1: and Tomory have a one. I feel like everyone in

617
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: this group has a wandering eye, so at any point

618
00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 1: anybody could be shaken up. I feel like Charlie and

619
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: Lucy now, now that he's already been banished once, I

620
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: feel like he could come in and really try to

621
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 1: double down with her so that they could win the money.

622
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 1: Like they come up with a plan, Like they take

623
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 1: their little Mike packs off their stomachs and their necklace

624
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: Mike's and they're like, let's stop hooking up.

625
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 2: Wait, who is Jordan? Is there a Jordan or is

626
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 2: that a typo?

627
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 1: There's a Jordan. Jordan is the guy that with the stars.

628
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 2: No, his name is Jordan is yes? Okay, really hurtful.

629
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: To me that you don't. Sorry, I mean he's an

630
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 1: actor and model.

631
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 2: Clear, Okay, all right? The wind guy, Yeah, the Wind Okay,

632
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 2: Jordan is the wind.

633
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 1: I know, Jordan doesn't really fit his name to me.

634
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,239
Speaker 2: No, it's more like he looks more like a like

635
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 2: a Peter.

636
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, Patrick.

637
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 2: Patrick, Yeah, it's better than Jordan.

638
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: I don't I'm not. I don't get it, but I

639
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,320
Speaker 1: guess we'll see if the sex Demon or Jordan wins,

640
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 1: we shall see. But guys, keep tuning into popping off.

641
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: Please send in your thoughts and whatever next show you

642
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: think we should recap when we get done with and

643
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: how the kids say it is.

644
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 2: T Oh, that's how the youngins say it.

645
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how Kylish's mom says it.

646
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 2: Oh right, can someone get kyl mom on the show please?

647
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: All right, thanks guys, thank you,