Speaker 1: It's nine o G one with Jenny Garth and Tory Spelling.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, you guys.
Speaker 3: Hello, are you ready for this?
Speaker 4: Are you ready for this?
Speaker 2: In case you didn't know, it's nine or two on
Speaker 2: OMG and we're very very happy you're here with us.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Mm.
Speaker 2: We have another episode this week, imagine Matt. They just
Speaker 2: keep coming.
Speaker 1: They do amazing episode.
Speaker 2: This one was called what was it Your Health?
Speaker 1: It was a real caper, guys.
Speaker 3: I know, no, no, okay, it's just.
Speaker 2: You know, you can't tell because the reason I'm a
Speaker 2: little sick today, so I sound a little, I sound
Speaker 2: a little hazardous to my help.
Speaker 3: When we are on zoom, so no one laking of
Speaker 3: her health?
Speaker 1: Did it lift both your spirits to watch this? This
Speaker 1: Bond movie?
Speaker 3: Nope?
Speaker 4: Uh nope, you know what.
Speaker 3: I gotta be honest. I don't like Bond esque movies
Speaker 3: except for the Hot Chick. So I guess I liked
Speaker 3: us in this, but that's it.
Speaker 1: I'd love to see three.
Speaker 2: Episode eighteen Hazardous to Your Health air January eighteenth, Weird, nineteen.
Speaker 3: Ninety five, Synops, I'm still in Heads to Mexico and
Speaker 3: recruits Valerie to help recover his millions. Kelly is starting
Speaker 3: to turn on Brandon over her adoration for Professor Finley. Meanwhile,
Speaker 3: Claire and David are clashing over what lands to book
Speaker 3: at the peach Pit.
Speaker 2: After Dark directed by James Whitmore, written by Larry Molin.
Speaker 3: I love his name. Second, Larry, Wait.
Speaker 4: You're saying you liked it.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: She loves every ringing episode.
Speaker 2: Wait, no, I think there's only been one that Amy
Speaker 2: has not like.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, there was a There's been a couple. There's
Speaker 1: a couple this one, though, I understand it's not nine
Speaker 1: O two one. Oh, I get that. But Luke Perry
Speaker 1: was so hot in this episode. He looked so good
Speaker 1: riding on a horse and literally becoming a spy of
Speaker 1: a Bond guy. The whole thing was so off the
Speaker 1: wall that I just couldn't help but.
Speaker 3: Like it the wall. I guess you could say that.
Speaker 1: Like when did he even learn how to like beat
Speaker 1: people up like that?
Speaker 3: I guess he can do anything.
Speaker 1: He's sword fight, not even nervous. There's a gun just
Speaker 1: pointed out him. He's not the slightest bit.
Speaker 3: Nervous, doesn't give enough. Nope, No, but that's why we
Speaker 3: love him, right, oh, we love.
Speaker 2: Wait, I just want to start it out by saying
Speaker 2: that I'm feeling a little bit angry. I'm feeling a
Speaker 2: little bit mad. Oh do tell hell us why why
Speaker 2: did Luke Perry get to go to Mexico New York?
Speaker 4: They're not just with Perry?
Speaker 1: Did you an Tiffany and Suzanne and Kevin and Erica? Yeah,
Speaker 1: a bunch of guest stars.
Speaker 3: And cast It's not ever about them, though. You just
Speaker 3: are mad that you never get to go anywhere. She
Speaker 3: was locked in a warehouse, locked in for ten years.
Speaker 3: I didn't leave you there, you did you? I was
Speaker 3: right by your side for ten years.
Speaker 4: Not for this episode. Yeah, you left me at one point.
Speaker 2: I went to Hawaii, but we're not there yet.
Speaker 1: Immediately, were you like there in my Mexico? You mean
Speaker 1: my spirit, like basically just everything your life? Because I
Speaker 1: immediately was like, yeah.
Speaker 4: That's how I knew that obviously went.
Speaker 1: But it was not a backlot pretending to be Paris.
Speaker 1: Immediately I was like, oh wow, he's the.
Speaker 3: Airport in I forgot to go to Paris.
Speaker 4: And you know what, who else got to go?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 2: Paul Wagner got to go? And Nanette Moore because I
Speaker 2: saw them in the shot at the airport.
Speaker 1: And wait, who is that?
Speaker 2: Paul Wagner was our producer who never left his office
Speaker 2: ever until to go to Mexico with Luke and also
Speaker 2: my makeup artist who I guess they put picked to go.
Speaker 2: She did Luke too, so yeah, and they had a
Speaker 2: Louis went.
Speaker 4: Did you notice Louis was in Mexico?
Speaker 1: Wait? Did they all have cameos? Because we wouldn't know
Speaker 1: who that was?
Speaker 4: M Louis Nova. He was Parco.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he welcomed them to the to the to the hotel.
Speaker 2: No worked with us for years and years and years,
Speaker 2: and he was one of our stand.
Speaker 3: Ins, right and an eating dancer.
Speaker 2: And a dancer, and I had a great actor. I
Speaker 2: believed that this guy was named Marco. From wherever they
Speaker 2: were see mm hmm, I felt like they were checking
Speaker 2: into like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where was it? Like what's that Brava?
Speaker 4: But what's that.
Speaker 2: Hotel where the weird music and weird think Mike White show?
Speaker 4: What's it called?
Speaker 2: Oh Loadush whitead. I thought they were checking into that
Speaker 2: hotel when Louie was like, welcome.
Speaker 1: That was a nicer hotel than the pile that Jonesy
Speaker 1: was in.
Speaker 3: At first, Yes, that was rot.
Speaker 1: You guys didn't love this.
Speaker 2: I liked the scene with Jonesy when he was sleeping
Speaker 2: in that. I really liked it, Like I liked watching it,
Speaker 2: but I was like, wait, which show is this is
Speaker 2: a small show?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes it was not yea non a tonoi, but.
Speaker 2: It was cool to watch. I mean, wings Houser was
Speaker 2: great in this episode. I thought I didn't love that
Speaker 2: angle on him in that scene, but it was like
Speaker 2: kind of like another little up the butt shots. I'm
Speaker 2: not really sure about that.
Speaker 1: And then he was just so sort of like nakedy,
Speaker 1: kind of like not naked, but like there was a
Speaker 1: lot of like skin when he got up, and I
Speaker 1: just was like, oh no.
Speaker 2: Waiting for something to come out that you didn't want
Speaker 2: to see.
Speaker 1: Nope, I will say that Luke Berry slash Dylan McKay
Speaker 1: would go from zero to one hundred in this episode
Speaker 1: like he would be fine, and then he's like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't like the Leonardo DiCaprio scream more than once.
Speaker 2: You know you ever watched Leo in a movie, He
Speaker 2: has to raise his voice like that at least one
Speaker 2: time you put your money back? How about Luke went
Speaker 2: there a few times.
Speaker 3: Could look at either of them all day long. Any
Speaker 3: movie show, true.
Speaker 2: But then with with Jonesy and Dylan yelling at each
Speaker 2: other all the time, I was like, okay, make it stop.
Speaker 1: But how about in the very beginning, we're at the
Speaker 1: airport and we see Dylan sort of looking at the
Speaker 1: lady with one red.
Speaker 2: Shoe as he can always spot a hot babe.
Speaker 1: And if you're like, what is that where he is
Speaker 1: one red shoe, then of course she's back. You know,
Speaker 1: she becomes pivotal because she was supposed to be the
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: I loved that part, like that like storytelling without storytelling,
Speaker 2: like just with the shoe reference.
Speaker 4: I guess that was really cool.
Speaker 3: That was good because you did.
Speaker 2: She does never come back for her shoe, No, she
Speaker 2: was just gone running to get away from him.
Speaker 1: But we needed some reason to have to get Valerie there, right,
Speaker 1: So it was because the woman with one red shoe
Speaker 1: was mad at Jonesy and she was not going to
Speaker 1: be a part of this shenanigans.
Speaker 4: I mean it's bad like this, Yeah, it was bad enough.
Speaker 2: The way Dylan talked to Valerie, you know, back in
Speaker 2: Beverly Hills, like he treats her like crap and she
Speaker 2: loves mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's kind of weird to him. Like I
Speaker 1: also get look, he should not be so sort of
Speaker 1: how he is, but he's frustrated and it's like, you
Speaker 1: know he's trying, and then you know she's so playing
Speaker 1: him too and off with Steve and this and that
Speaker 1: and always sort of using things against him.
Speaker 3: I'm just say she's not innocent in it. So it's like
Speaker 3: if both parties are kind of on board to treat
Speaker 3: each other that way and take it, then you gotta
Speaker 3: let him be. Are they together now?
Speaker 1: For no?
Speaker 2: No? So because he got out of rehab and he
Speaker 2: was like, no, thank you?
Speaker 3: I know, right, don't they? They like go back and
Speaker 3: forth off and on for a long time.
Speaker 1: First of all, he shouldn't be dating anyway fresh out
Speaker 1: of rehab. That's like rules.
Speaker 2: They're just like friends with benefits, or maybe like not
Speaker 2: even friends, they're just benefits.
Speaker 3: I mean, they'll both say they're not attached. They're both
Speaker 3: semi attached to each other, but I don't.
Speaker 2: Think Dylan's attached to her at all. Maybe after this,
Speaker 2: maybe after she put herself on the line.
Speaker 1: For him, right right, How's he feelings for her. How
Speaker 1: cute was he in that beginning? And that linen blazer.
Speaker 1: He's got that sort of linen shirt and the linen blazer,
Speaker 1: and then he's got his Duffel. He's liked weird Duffel
Speaker 1: when he was the oh when he's getting ready to
Speaker 1: get off guy or the chauffeur. No, but he's getting
Speaker 1: ready to go. And then he's on the horse with
Speaker 1: that same linen shirt unbuttoned, because.
Speaker 2: He always ride a horse with your shirt up button
Speaker 2: in Mexico, first one does.
Speaker 1: I did think it was a funny line though, when
Speaker 1: he says he's being very mean to Valerie, but he says,
Speaker 1: how many people are on this big re ro oute
Speaker 1: this morning? And she's like, I brought you a muffin?
Speaker 1: She really just barges in. Though she so barges in
Speaker 1: and plops herself down. It's like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I like you guys know, I like it when the
Speaker 3: two of them are together. I just do big fan
Speaker 3: of those two together.
Speaker 4: Well then you should have liked this episode.
Speaker 3: Well, I like them together. I like watching him, I
Speaker 3: like watching her with him. I did not like the story.
Speaker 3: It's just you know, it's not you don't like it.
Speaker 2: Is Jim Walsh really doesn't like Valerie.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that was aggressive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, you know what, It's way more than
Speaker 3: what meets the eye, Like deep down he he just
Speaker 3: really because he's not like that to anyone, Like he
Speaker 3: really doesn't like her.
Speaker 1: No, she has no shame.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: They never never explained why I like her.
Speaker 3: I feel like, oh, can we make up some sick
Speaker 3: thing right now?
Speaker 1: You probably could in your mind, of course I could.
Speaker 3: I keep it in there in my mind. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: I can't. I feel like at some point there was
Speaker 3: some interaction between Jim Walsh and Valerie Malone and something happened.
Speaker 3: They inappropriately blurted with her. At some point.
Speaker 1: You looked cool in that black outfit, right, Kenny Kelly?
Speaker 1: What you looked cool? You all looked cool, but you
Speaker 1: particularly looked cool in that black and it was almost
Speaker 1: like you had like the black blazer over. That was
Speaker 1: a good look, even though it was just a very
Speaker 1: short scene. We never got to see anymore where y'all went.
Speaker 3: But was something cut Yeah?
Speaker 2: Was Ray Prue in this episode? And a song got
Speaker 2: cut out?
Speaker 4: Again?
Speaker 3: I didn't see him can we ask someone about this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they say we're all a bunch of fools for
Speaker 1: not watching it on the DVD or the original version
Speaker 1: with the music.
Speaker 3: Like, how is that part?
Speaker 1: Well, I read it has spoken, I read it in
Speaker 1: the comments.
Speaker 3: What did the comments say?
Speaker 1: Do tell y'all are a bunch of fools for not
Speaker 1: watching it with the original music.
Speaker 3: And then literally said, y'all are a bunch of fools?
Speaker 2: Well, I think hya apostrophe LLL y'all paraphras?
Speaker 3: Is that what it said? Asking for a friend? I
Speaker 3: want to know for Jen.
Speaker 1: I got sidetracked because they were definitely saying that. And
Speaker 1: then they said I dressed like a sixties secretary, which
Speaker 1: I thought was yeah, I know, I feel like I
Speaker 1: dressed like somebody that's wearing their pajamas to work. I
Speaker 1: don't know what that means.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: You can only see like from here up?
Speaker 4: How do they know what you're wearing?
Speaker 1: That's why I try to be a little bit more
Speaker 1: sassy today.
Speaker 3: Do There's like, how many comments do you think we
Speaker 3: get a week? Approximately? Hundreds hundreds. She always will reference
Speaker 3: one negative thing about herself.
Speaker 4: She's a newbie, that's why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yes, they definitely say. They definitely say, we're
Speaker 1: not doing ourselves a favor. And then then there's a
Speaker 1: whole conversation like, well, how do I watch it with
Speaker 1: the music? And then you know, because some people don't
Speaker 1: have the DVDs, so it's a problem.
Speaker 4: I have the DVDs.
Speaker 2: I just don't know how to make them work because
Speaker 2: you don't have the place.
Speaker 1: I can't find it.
Speaker 3: I can't find mine either. You guys were so generous
Speaker 3: and goddess players, and there m I as come back.
Speaker 1: To this episode. Sorry, okay, okay, but there's so much
Speaker 1: to talk about with Kelly. But I feel like we're
Speaker 1: not done with Dylan, like play that through.
Speaker 2: Well, we all agree that he looks the horse so.
Speaker 1: Amazing, and then there's just there's the antics, right we
Speaker 1: have then yeah and Carl.
Speaker 2: Wait, their names are Cabinache, Cabinash, Cabinache.
Speaker 3: You're gone anch Cabinache. Can I watch?
Speaker 1: The whole thing is just crazy, right, Like they're living
Speaker 1: nice on the beach there in that house with all
Speaker 1: their servants.
Speaker 2: And their right anny's and the whole Erica though she
Speaker 2: doesn't have any parents anymore.
Speaker 1: But she does that is her mom, So technically all
Speaker 1: I could think about is like, if he takes her,
Speaker 1: he's kidnapping.
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally kidnapping.
Speaker 1: But I guess now that she's arrested, the mom's arrested.
Speaker 1: I don't know. The whole thing is so like unhinged,
Speaker 1: a little bit like, I'm not sure that's really how
Speaker 1: you solve a crime.
Speaker 3: Really, why are we solving crimes on nine or two?
Speaker 3: And o oh good millions?
Speaker 4: Millions? Yes?
Speaker 1: And I love when he calls Valerie and he's like,
Speaker 1: I really need you, okay, and then she's like I
Speaker 1: didn't want to Ken and Hilly and then.
Speaker 2: She shows up and gets off the airplane and goes
Speaker 2: directly into character. It's like did he explain to her
Speaker 2: the game plan or was this new information? And she
Speaker 2: just was so good at it that she was like
Speaker 2: Jonesy then starts kissing him.
Speaker 3: It's just role play, like she loves it so iconic.
Speaker 1: Can I make one important note?
Speaker 3: Of course?
Speaker 1: Before that, did you guys notice who Valerie said she
Speaker 1: was on the phone with. No When she bails the
Speaker 1: Jim and Cindy honoree, Jim's being honored and she's.
Speaker 2: Like her old Tricksy or what's her name?
Speaker 1: Ginger lo Monica. I'm on my friend with Ginger, on
Speaker 1: the phone with my friend Ginger and she's in a
Speaker 1: bad way. Wait is that Elisa Donovan. It's like our
Speaker 1: pal who we love play. Oh god, Monica. So I
Speaker 1: was happy that. You know, there might have been one
Speaker 1: previous mention, but we definitely got a.
Speaker 3: Strong horn name which writer wrote that it was what
Speaker 3: I thought it.
Speaker 1: When they're on the horse, and of course Jonesy's like,
Speaker 1: let me get my binoculars so I can see up
Speaker 1: in the you know, mansion.
Speaker 2: They were very far away. I was a little concerned
Speaker 2: they were going to be made.
Speaker 4: You know, we've been made, they.
Speaker 2: Is, We're like beed olden days made.
Speaker 1: I've been made. Really, in all my ci A fantasies,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be made because then you just
Speaker 1: ruined your chances of catching them. About that, he was
Speaker 1: so obvious when he was getting the glass, the mystery
Speaker 1: sea glass that I loved. Also like a plot point, Jenny,
Speaker 1: like the shoe, there's the glass. And then did you
Speaker 1: see Valerie wink at her?
Speaker 3: She's that good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's a good winker. That's talent. That's it.
Speaker 2: Are you a good winker?
Speaker 4: Me?
Speaker 3: I've had botox for so many years. I can't you
Speaker 3: think I can wink? Still, I'm trying right now. Do
Speaker 3: you see me winking?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Wait, let me try harder. No, is my face moving?
Speaker 4: Can you close your eyes at all?
Speaker 3: This is just me? This is of course I can
Speaker 3: wink you guys, I'm making a joke. Everyone's gonna be
Speaker 3: like you've had so much bowtox. Nope, let's see.
Speaker 1: I want to see you guys do your wink.
Speaker 3: Actor Jenny, you know I've never been a good winker.
Speaker 3: Though she is.
Speaker 4: I can't see you. But what.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, put part of our clip because otherwise they
Speaker 3: don't get to see this. Jenny, you can, Jenny can
Speaker 3: do both eyes on mystery girls? What would we do?
Speaker 3: Would you? Would we wink at each other?
Speaker 1: Jenny? Let's see can you do it?
Speaker 3: We'd be oh wait, good.
Speaker 4: Wink both uys? Nice? Hey you're good?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Can you can you do the knowing wink? Like Valerie?
Speaker 1: Like I like I need some acting in this action.
Speaker 4: I can't do it. I can't like getting paid enough
Speaker 4: to do that.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I love everything about this episode. It's so ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Also because Kevin slash Carl is just gonna First of all,
Speaker 1: it was sort of the beginning of the Internet, Like
Speaker 1: he's like the way to hide your money. I thought
Speaker 1: he was gonna say cryptocurrency for a second, and then
Speaker 1: he just shows her his account, like let me just
Speaker 1: pull up my account and like show it to you.
Speaker 1: He is the worst criminal on the plan.
Speaker 3: That's like a fake one, right, Like you got.
Speaker 1: The money because that fool pulled his account up just
Speaker 1: because she was a pretty girl.
Speaker 2: Oh how gross was it the way Carl cabin Nature
Speaker 2: was looking at Valerie. It was like disgusting and Susan
Speaker 2: Kitty was not having it.
Speaker 4: He didn't like it. Those gross. He is gross, you guys,
Speaker 4: I can gross.
Speaker 3: He's been gross from the beginning.
Speaker 4: I feel it's like about all time. Does he is
Speaker 4: a set for him?
Speaker 3: We never seen them amy he has been coming back.
Speaker 1: No, I think that I think they're kind of I
Speaker 1: don't mind Kitty.
Speaker 5: I liked that Kitty is the worst because she's the
Speaker 5: mother and she's dragged her daughter into this crime spree
Speaker 5: thereon Awful.
Speaker 2: It's awful.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, I I do love me some Wingshouser though,
Speaker 1: because he's so like just his first of all, he's
Speaker 1: so sort of sweaty and drunk, but then he gets
Speaker 1: his like self together and I love He's like, sweetie pie,
Speaker 1: this is major league bad. I'm gonna give her a
Speaker 1: test really like all the lingo.
Speaker 3: If this is a feature film, like that role would
Speaker 3: have been cast with Bruce Willis.
Speaker 2: It was, Yeah, he's so good though, like he's all
Speaker 2: over the place.
Speaker 1: Though it's so crazy. He's Colhauser's dad, like Yellowstones Cole Hauser.
Speaker 3: Though.
Speaker 1: It was like all over TikTok for just being hot.
Speaker 1: So I have another question. Did you guys notice when
Speaker 1: they're going into the hotel and there's sort of a
Speaker 1: ginormous chessboard outside by the ocean. Did you see the
Speaker 1: frozen shirtless background actor And that was just like so frozen.
Speaker 4: Was he on the chessboard?
Speaker 1: Yep, he was on the edge of the chessboard shirtless.
Speaker 1: It looked like he was pantiless, but I think it
Speaker 1: was shorts. But he was sitting and he was He
Speaker 1: just didn't move, and it was like, oh, yeah, what's happening.
Speaker 4: It would have been really funny if he was.
Speaker 1: What resort was that.
Speaker 3: It was not that that would make me more mad
Speaker 3: that we want.
Speaker 2: What about when he goes Yeah, what about when he
Speaker 2: goes to into the town and he goes he finds.
Speaker 4: Erica immediately I know, I mean, come in the town.
Speaker 2: Like he knows exactly where she is and he goes
Speaker 2: straight to her. Then he hides so terribly behind the
Speaker 2: corner behind and he's like, don't look at me, just
Speaker 2: look straight ahead. Meanwhile he's poking his little we font
Speaker 2: hairdoo out to talk to her.
Speaker 3: Would you want to do behind a plant?
Speaker 4: Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 1: It was the one and only Polemia.
Speaker 4: Oh, shut your face, shut your really, you guys, why
Speaker 4: he went to the.
Speaker 1: Nicest resort in all of Mexican?
Speaker 3: What are you talking about right now? This is infuriating,
Speaker 3: Like you don't understand.
Speaker 1: It says this is a caper, but then it says
Speaker 1: it was filmed at the one and Only Palma.
Speaker 2: Which is, oh my god, and my favorite hotel in
Speaker 2: Mexico in Cabo.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's in San Jose del Cabo.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow Wow, or.
Speaker 3: Even been there?
Speaker 1: I mean, how did Luke Perry get that?
Speaker 3: Because he's because Perry, Hello Perry.
Speaker 1: How about the good spillage when Jonesy spills all over
Speaker 1: Kitty good good spill acting.
Speaker 2: Very good acting, very good acting.
Speaker 1: A lot of extreme close ups in this sorry glurry too.
Speaker 2: Did you notice where the folks I don't think they
Speaker 2: took the focused guy to Mexico with them because nobody
Speaker 2: was pulling Louis.
Speaker 3: The stand in went and played Marco, but the focused
Speaker 3: guy didn't know. You didn't go, wait, who is the
Speaker 3: focused guy was?
Speaker 4: Oh god, oh please remember.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: There was an actual focus job.
Speaker 3: Wait, Jen, Jen, wait, what do you look like?
Speaker 4: Can you just one was blonde and looked like a
Speaker 4: surfer dude.
Speaker 3: Okay, and he got a little Do you remember someone
Speaker 3: dated him?
Speaker 4: Yes, one of the Cat's members.
Speaker 2: And yeah there was the other guy who was really nice,
Speaker 2: had a wife and a kid, Jim we remember, yeah, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he would get a little saucy if it was late though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he got a busy.
Speaker 2: This was back in the day when when they were
Speaker 2: usually like a real film camera and shooting like you know,
Speaker 2: on those big They had to have a guy that
Speaker 2: would come in and switch the giant rolls of film
Speaker 2: like everybody had a different job. And we're talking about
Speaker 2: the focus car who would sit right next to the
Speaker 2: he would measure with this little measuring thing. He come
Speaker 2: over and put the little measuring thing right to your eye,
Speaker 2: right like wherever he needed to do it, and then
Speaker 2: he would remember those measurements and write him down on
Speaker 2: his little thing, and then he would have to pull
Speaker 2: focus wherever the shot went, and he would do it
Speaker 2: from like right next to the lens, so he was
Speaker 2: always his face was always right next to the lens.
Speaker 1: WHOA, I didn't even know this was a job.
Speaker 3: It was intense. You see what happened. If it doesn't work,
Speaker 3: it's like crucial.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, but he was pretty good. If this isn't
Speaker 2: only gup, then he's pretty good. But yeah, you got
Speaker 2: really close with those guys because they were always with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, came you were off camera, like you had to
Speaker 3: be right off camera. You were right next to them.
Speaker 2: Basically, yeah, sitting on top of them.
Speaker 1: Does anyone want to know the cringiest line in the
Speaker 1: whole episode?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, I bet you guys know, come on, just hold me.
Speaker 4: No, I was just gonna say that, Amy.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, just hold me, because I
Speaker 2: have herritten down here, just hold me. And then she
Speaker 2: falls into the most awkward hold me position ever done, Like.
Speaker 3: Wait, that was the most cringey, it wasn't she She
Speaker 3: could lie like a rug and tease like a sleeze.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got a point there, damn.
Speaker 3: Oh whatever you guys think.
Speaker 2: So the whole.
Speaker 1: Thing was just like bananas, Like first of all, how
Speaker 1: was he tapping into the other computer? Number one? Crazy?
Speaker 1: Number two? He's like it's like Pong and pac Man,
Speaker 1: Like I just got this.
Speaker 4: And it's like.
Speaker 1: It's like the evening doesn't the FBI account?
Speaker 4: Like what cheap?
Speaker 2: He bashes through the window, what guys? What?
Speaker 1: Of course? Great dollars the best. It was so like
Speaker 1: I didn't know what I was watching, Like six million
Speaker 1: dollar man writer, I don't know.
Speaker 2: That was like a big setup too, Like they had
Speaker 2: to replace the real glass with the shattered glass, and
Speaker 2: the hotel had to approve, you know, Paul me I
Speaker 2: had to let him do that.
Speaker 3: On the sword fights, why Paul Wagner had to be there,
Speaker 3: you know, the guys were so pumped to do that.
Speaker 4: Like this is a big A lot of fun for that, a.
Speaker 3: Lot of testosterone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a movie like I was like, this
Speaker 1: is I'm just watching die Hard? Like and then the
Speaker 1: sword fight and suddenly Karl.
Speaker 2: Walks in like they walk in because they know Dylan's there,
Speaker 2: so they come with he come, Carl Itchy back or
Speaker 2: whatever his name is, comes in with a gun and
Speaker 2: he's like not a first like Jim pointing at everybody.
Speaker 4: You'd like, it's so casual with a handgun in it.
Speaker 1: Oh, and they just sent Erica to her room. Just
Speaker 1: the child should just go to their room to avoid
Speaker 1: the guns.
Speaker 3: Sit in the naughty corner. Well, we take care of business.
Speaker 1: It was so crazy and Valerie looked like she got
Speaker 1: bopped in the eye. Was I to see that? It
Speaker 1: looked like the hat her in the car and then
Speaker 1: he cracked her one the gun comes out.
Speaker 3: I want to see that.
Speaker 1: And then she's like, I'm sorry. It was just the
Speaker 1: whole thing was so crazy. I loved it. It's just
Speaker 1: totally bananas.
Speaker 3: It would have been cool if it was like me
Speaker 3: and Jen doing this whole.
Speaker 4: Thing, we would have liked it more.
Speaker 3: Been fun. Smash through windows.
Speaker 4: Oh, real good.
Speaker 1: And just God bless Jonesy for coming back.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh and it was because they told him Eric Estrada
Speaker 1: was in danger.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that was funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, oh my God, will never leave my last reference.
Speaker 1: Should we switch to the I feel like if.
Speaker 3: You're done yet, are you?
Speaker 2: I feel like we might be done with that story.
Speaker 2: I mean, I honestly enjoyed watching it, but again it
Speaker 2: didn't feel like our show.
Speaker 4: But I could have watched some more of it.
Speaker 1: Probably me too. I was like, this is this.
Speaker 2: Cake Jonesie's pretty engaging and Valerie was fun and she
Speaker 2: looked cute.
Speaker 1: She did look cute.
Speaker 3: This is when nine O, two and O is going
Speaker 3: to kind of become you guys, what.
Speaker 6: Like so much drama capers and like, yeah, weird extreme
Speaker 6: like distortion storyline.
Speaker 3: I love it, like it's gonna happen, like babe, Yeah,
Speaker 3: just wait for it.
Speaker 1: Really quickly before we move on. Two things. The station
Speaker 1: wagon cab driver was the worst driver. That was scary.
Speaker 1: And the lady at the hotel just smoking and just
Speaker 1: letting Dylan into the room, no problem, just go on in.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, this is crazy.
Speaker 4: It's set that, it set the tone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who directed this?
Speaker 4: James Wentworth?
Speaker 1: Yeah he did a great job.
Speaker 3: He loved him.
Speaker 2: Now to Kelly, to Beverly Hills, back to boring Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: Oh Kelly.
Speaker 3: I never thought Beverly Hills would be so boring.
Speaker 1: Okay, Kelly, Yeah, things are bad between you and Brandon
Speaker 1: because you're.
Speaker 4: Thing. They have this family.
Speaker 2: Binley be a teacher at the school, so because Kelly
Speaker 2: was in his class, right, right, and then well Brandon
Speaker 2: goes and starts talking to the new dean.
Speaker 4: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: If they had these allegations, these kinds of allegations, why
Speaker 2: would they then let this guy be teaching a course?
Speaker 4: So weird, it made no sense, It made no sense, right.
Speaker 1: The only thing he didn't get was tenure. It's like
Speaker 1: what happy.
Speaker 2: In jail if he would have these kind of allegations,
Speaker 2: like or he would be whatever it is for a teacher,
Speaker 2: but like disbarred for a teacher, whatever that is, takeingure.
Speaker 1: Brandon Walsh has like a weird amount of power. It's
Speaker 1: like very odd. Why is he like campus guy, He's
Speaker 1: just going to the dean and then suddenly the dean's
Speaker 1: going to reconsider, and then he's going to talk to
Speaker 1: the teacher, like what.
Speaker 2: And then the teacher is talking to him. He's the
Speaker 2: student body president. Okay, that's what they do, power you guys,
Speaker 2: That's right, they do.
Speaker 1: It's your hair getting longer. I'm noticing you and Claire.
Speaker 1: Your hair is getting longer. Whose hair yours? And Claire
Speaker 1: going out?
Speaker 4: But I think I cut it again, so don't worry.
Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about this.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 3: So this is the point in the program when you're like,
Speaker 3: you don't like my hair short. I loved it short.
Speaker 3: I thought it looked great, and then you should it
Speaker 3: was great.
Speaker 4: You love my hair short? You never love my hair short.
Speaker 3: That's not it. You always think I don't like your
Speaker 3: hair short.
Speaker 1: I said, I don't think it told me it.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about the soccer mom time soon, and I'll
Speaker 3: continue to tell you to your face. I never liked
Speaker 3: that cut. It was the wrong move. But we haven't
Speaker 3: gotten there yet.
Speaker 4: But it ruined my career.
Speaker 3: WHOA, that's extreme.
Speaker 4: WHOA.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: If anyone could pull it off, it would be you.
Speaker 3: I personally wasn't a fan. And I've told her this
Speaker 3: for thirty years.
Speaker 2: Yeah she has, and it's going out.
Speaker 3: Because it just hurts my soul.
Speaker 2: What about you don't like the way it is now?
Speaker 3: I do on the show.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's like a long bob.
Speaker 1: The long bob is.
Speaker 3: Cool when you have to its wispy it still.
Speaker 4: Looks like a goat. Shoot it a little like a little.
Speaker 3: Like it's not that it's the one that comes next
Speaker 3: that just took you down.
Speaker 2: Okay, well I can't wait to see it.
Speaker 1: I just like you on the floor with your boombox
Speaker 1: sort of meditating to Finley's something or other, and then
Speaker 1: then Brandon is kind of creepily staring. Then you're like,
Speaker 1: why are you staring? And then he sort of says
Speaker 1: something like.
Speaker 3: I always liked you on the floor in weird positions.
Speaker 4: Eh what?
Speaker 3: I was just happy that, like, oh cool, like Brandon Walsh,
Speaker 3: there's more than meets thy. Maybe he is a little kinky,
Speaker 3: great never pegged him for that.
Speaker 2: These two characters have been so not like connecting for
Speaker 2: a while that way physically or emotionally. So, but this
Speaker 2: is how those kind of things happen. I think these
Speaker 2: like mind takeovers. I guess when somebody gets brainwashed, like.
Speaker 1: And you said you even called him an extern.
Speaker 2: A extern, which is like using Finley's language. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: that's what happens when you go to these like courses
Speaker 2: or when you go to these lectures or weekend seminars.
Speaker 4: You I don't know.
Speaker 2: If that's what's happening with Kelly, but it must be
Speaker 2: because you do, you get brainwashed and you leave there
Speaker 2: using their their terminology, and you I buy it that
Speaker 2: she would be listening to totally.
Speaker 3: Even if it's like an inspirational like self help meditation weekend,
Speaker 3: you do start to kind of be like, yes, everything
Speaker 3: they say somehow you respond to and you're like it's
Speaker 3: like they're talking directly to you and everyone feels that way. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and you're like it hits home on some level. They're
Speaker 3: very good at this.
Speaker 1: Well that's why Finley is so creepy. He's super good
Speaker 1: at this creepy creepy, and she's fallen for it.
Speaker 4: I mean, make us think about it.
Speaker 2: She's never had any sort of like personal growth in
Speaker 2: her life, I don't think, other than the growth that
Speaker 2: she's done on her own through you know, the relationships
Speaker 2: that she's had.
Speaker 1: And it's causing a rift between her and Brandon, which
Speaker 1: is exactly what.
Speaker 3: Happens though, like they were getting stale. This can only help.
Speaker 4: Oh, oh, I don't think so. I don't know. I
Speaker 4: think that this is not going to end well.
Speaker 3: Oh, I just remembered.
Speaker 1: Oh, not good, I know, but it's good. And then
Speaker 1: we just had a brief moment with Steve with his
Speaker 1: like easy schedule, and we literally I think we only
Speaker 1: had one scene with Claire and David and the Defender
Speaker 1: because he wants it to be a hip hop club
Speaker 1: and she doesn't.
Speaker 3: I know, I feel bad, you know, you know, visually
Speaker 3: I love watching her, but like their storyline and each
Speaker 3: time I'm like, I just don't care about them running
Speaker 3: the peach bit after dark and who they're booking.
Speaker 1: This was like one of the most expensive episodes ever
Speaker 1: a stunt action movie on location.
Speaker 3: See that's when I start to be like, why put
Speaker 3: the money there? I loved it, Yeah, but then put
Speaker 3: our put more of the regulars and take.
Speaker 1: Luke Perry was like a movie star in this episode.
Speaker 3: He actually was a movie star.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like they were really like putting, you know,
Speaker 2: their focus on Luke at the at this current moment
Speaker 2: in time, he was so.
Speaker 1: Full and we haven't had a lot of Luke because
Speaker 1: he was so drunky, unhinged drug addict. So now we're
Speaker 1: kind of like he's all cleaned up and here's the movies,
Speaker 1: Like we're getting him back. So Maybe that's why I
Speaker 1: loved it so much, because it's like I kind of
Speaker 1: been missing I've been missing the good version of him.
Speaker 3: All leading men are broken somehow, then they always make
Speaker 3: a comeback.
Speaker 1: I'm seeing if Luke was working on a movie at
Speaker 1: this time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he been and dating Madonna? Was this that point?
Speaker 4: Wait? What Luke was dating Madonna?
Speaker 3: I will never forget him pulling me into his dressing
Speaker 3: room and being like telling me and I felt so
Speaker 3: confided in like, oh my god, he's telling me about Madonna.
Speaker 3: And then okay, remember there's like, oh wow, you're string machines,
Speaker 3: you guys. He played me a message from her and
Speaker 3: I was like, you're the coolest person in the whole world.
Speaker 3: One because you're Luke Perry and two because Madonna wants.
Speaker 1: You left you Hello, you're right.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: I did not remember that at all? Which part that
Speaker 1: he dated Madonna a little bit?
Speaker 4: Did?
Speaker 1: He presented her an award?
Speaker 3: And maybe that's so we kept these things from you,
Speaker 3: like something that you would want to hear.
Speaker 1: So oh seems short lived?
Speaker 3: Maybe very I don't think, yeah, dating you know what,
Speaker 3: there was something something going on. Wow.
Speaker 1: So I love this whole episode. I mean I really did.
Speaker 1: I was shocked by it, Like, this is so random,
Speaker 1: but I'm into it.
Speaker 4: What do you give it? What kind of grade school grade?
Speaker 6: Nine point eight we start grading people, would you just
Speaker 6: say nine point eight?
Speaker 1: Maybe like a couple of points of deduction for just
Speaker 1: sort of like ridonculousness, but otherwise, yeah, nine point eight.
Speaker 2: I would have to say, if I detach myself from
Speaker 2: my anger about not being in it, that I would say.
Speaker 4: I would I give it.
Speaker 2: Like a eight and a half nine yeah, because it
Speaker 2: was fun to watch.
Speaker 1: It was fun to watch.
Speaker 2: It wasn't watching nine or two and oh but I
Speaker 2: was watching something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're watching like hard to heart, not.
Speaker 3: Really hard hard in that I just want to be
Speaker 3: in that. So, like I want to fast forward the
Speaker 3: scenes in Beverly Hills only because I'm totally into the story.
Speaker 3: But it's just like if you're going to do that,
Speaker 3: and I know we can't do that, but that's like
Speaker 3: it jars me each time you go back and forth. Okay, so,
Speaker 3: just based on the hotness of Dylan slash Luke Luke
Speaker 3: slash Dylan, I'm going to give it an wow.
Speaker 2: Well, I think we all like gave it a respectable
Speaker 2: score only Luke based on look, based on the cinematography
Speaker 2: and the excitement of Mexico, the action seeing you know,
Speaker 2: Paul Mia and everything.
Speaker 1: So he could ride horses and motorcycles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he could do more than that. Wow, he could
Speaker 3: do everything. And then he could even light his parts
Speaker 3: on fire. Like the guy had talents like I'm talking,
Speaker 3: and he was that guy that no matter what he did,
Speaker 3: nothing was gross about him. Does that make sense?
Speaker 4: That was gross? I'm sorry, but that was gross.
Speaker 3: Hearts on fire.
Speaker 4: It is not only gross, it's very dangerous.
Speaker 1: Oh is that true? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Don't do this at home, but Luke would, and he'd
Speaker 3: make all of us giggle and laugh so hard we'd
Speaker 3: be crying. And he would sit on the dressing on
Speaker 3: your dressing room floor and he would light his fart
Speaker 3: on fire, and I would laugh till the point I
Speaker 3: was crying and peeing my pants. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh gosh.
Speaker 3: No one did it like him anything like him?
Speaker 4: Thank you for that much.
Speaker 3: It's okay, Luke Perry.
Speaker 4: He was well rounded, is what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I could maybe watch this episode again, Like I kind
Speaker 1: of think I might just watch it again.
Speaker 3: Really, like in your free time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do I have? Are you I might?
Speaker 3: What's next?
Speaker 1: Little background when I'm doing some emails or some ironing,
Speaker 1: and just see that shirtless horse shot? Pretty good?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is so funny. She said. Emails and ironing
Speaker 3: two completely different eximes of you, like business and then just.
Speaker 4: Those are the things.
Speaker 1: I couldn't say vacuum because I wouldn't be able to
Speaker 1: hear it enough. But like ironing. Yeah, Cory, I have
Speaker 1: a little bit of bad news for you. Next week
Speaker 1: your nemesis returns Ariel.
Speaker 3: Why do you have to give me PTSD? Why do
Speaker 3: you have to ride?
Speaker 1: I just wanted you to know. I wanted you to know.
Speaker 3: Being riled up my job.
Speaker 1: To warn you of these things.
Speaker 3: And Jonesy fire within.
Speaker 1: Jones will be back. Jonesy will be back.
Speaker 4: What about the Cavendishes.
Speaker 1: I think they're gone.
Speaker 3: Wait, Ariel's coming back. So now she's gonna up Claire's relationships.
Speaker 3: So now she's gonna say a little.
Speaker 1: You forget who's dating a musician.
Speaker 3: No, she's gonna come and take another one of my men.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying what's gonna happen.
Speaker 4: I'm in shock right now. I think you don't remember
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
Speaker 3: Because I wasn't in love with Jamie Walters, like, so
Speaker 3: there wasn't like a person whatever. I wasn't in love
Speaker 3: with Brian at this time. But obviously you guys know
Speaker 3: he was one of my first loves, like in real life,
Speaker 3: so like it's a personal thing when it's David and Brian,
Speaker 3: like Jamie and I were just friends. So I guess
Speaker 3: I'm not too like riled up the Ariel is gonna
Speaker 3: swoop in and take another man. Wait, who's she taken next?
Speaker 4: I don't know if she's swooping into our next episode.
Speaker 3: If she's I'm gonna be pissed just saying I.
Speaker 4: Don't even know who that is.
Speaker 3: But okay, I knew you were gonna say I don't
Speaker 3: know who that is, so I was not to tell
Speaker 3: you that's Vince.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm saying it now our next episode of season five,
Speaker 2: episode nineteen, Little Monsters. That's your homework, everybody,