WEBVTT - I Have Tusks 0:00:01.880 --> 0:00:06.200 Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George 0:00:06.240 --> 0:00:10.240 Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, Joe Getty. 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:23.319 Armstrong and Getty and he Armstrong and Yetty. Alright, who's 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:25.040 in charge here? It just dawned on me. 0:00:25.239 --> 0:00:28.040 We're all excited about a clip before the show started. 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:29.720 It was almost the opening clip. 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:32.560 It lost out to JD Van's call and Kamala drunk 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:35.040 for reasons that you see, you can guess, but we 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:38.520 haven't played it at all. Now, who's in Seriously, who's 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:40.919 in charge? Well, your name's on the show, you jackass? 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:43.600 Fair point, fair point. 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:49.440 Yeah, you make a good argument, But we need to 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:50.519 get to that clip. 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:55.400 I can't wait, but first it must give way too 0:00:55.480 --> 0:00:59.360 many other clips. Oddly enough, it's the Friday tradition. It's 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:01.120 time to take far look back at the week that was. 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:02.400 It's cow clips of the Week. 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:06.160 Hello stranger, So this really come as quite a shock 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:06.399 to me. 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:10.360 Which. 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:15.319 SpaceX Crew ten climbing through the skies above a Falcon 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:16.360 nine rocket. 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:19.360 And splash down Crew nine back on Earth. 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:23.759 Well and speaking up for the women folk in space, 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:26.280 you don't have to worry about, you know, support garments 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:29.720 or anything, you know, your bobs flow cow. 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:36.520 Yes, d FBI is investigating what it calls a targeted 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:41.640 attack shots fired at this Tesla dealership in Oregon, Tesla's 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:43.360 spray painted in Massachusetts. 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:48.000 We have to make them really afraid, and what's happening 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:50.040 now with Musk is making them very afraid. 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:52.760 There's some kind of mental illness thing going on here, 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:54.080 because this doesn't make any sense. 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:57.520 What's the plan? If Putin doesn't agree to a ceasefire? 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:00.440 Bad news for this world? 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:05.000 Lami Putin did not agree to the unconditional US backed 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:06.280 thirty day ceasfireplan. 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:09.320 It looks like more than three hundred and fifty people 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:14.240 were killed. This according to the Palestinian health officials in Hamas. 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:17.520 We cannot have a world with the Ayatolas with their 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:18.880 finger on the nuclear button. 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:23.160 Then as Wayland gang members arriving to his country overnight, 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:24.880 marching into prison. 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:27.160 I don't care whether the judges sank. 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:29.160 I don't care the leftanks we're coming. 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:31.760 I think at a certain point you have to start 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:33.640 looking at what do you do when you have a 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:34.720 rogue judge? 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:37.600 Just say no this, and then you'll know that I'm ring. 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:38.400 Say no. 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:41.600 You'll know that I'm run first it was Elon Musk 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:44.720 with the chainsaw. Now President Trump taking a sledgehammer to 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:45.840 the Department of Education. 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:49.840 And am a firm believer that President Trump will run 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:52.679 and win again in twenty twenty eight. As we'll say 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:54.200 what the definitioner term limit is. 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:58.840 I'm a leader. I made my money all by myself. 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:02.320 Most of their ass I do. 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:04.520 Him money. 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:06.840 I'm studying the unseen body and created spaces of a 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:07.919 racial exposure the queer. 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:10.880 Do we have jobs for that? 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:19.880 Yes, it's called Starbucks. 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:23.000 God, when I'm talking, you're not talking about Hill. When 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:24.000 I'm talking, you're not talking. 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:26.760 Ah. 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:29.600 That was Alec Baldwin's wife there at the end. Oh 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:33.440 my god, Oh how does he do that? 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:34.440 Oh? 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:37.320 Just nails on a blackboard? Yikes. 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:41.600 Those previous clips were completely inaudible, which is odd for 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:46.160 an audio feature, but it's creative anyway. 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:49.080 I don't even remember what the clip was. That almost 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:53.000 was the opening clip today. Uh does it need any 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:53.440 set up? 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:56.760 A clip? Sixteen? Katie, I think you brought this. 0:03:57.800 --> 0:04:01.000 Uh it's it is a dude dressed as a woman 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:03.600 and she's or he's got one of those nose rings 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:06.120 and that looks like two hooks coming out of his nostrils, 0:04:06.160 --> 0:04:08.320 and yeah, it's he's a mess. 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:10.120 Okay, Clay Case, you need to load a mimp in 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:11.440 a truck and you can use a stick with a 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:11.960 hook on it. 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:16.080 It's very handy, a nose ring exactly. So this is 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:18.920 a pay three piece. So I thought I've explained something. 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:21.480 When I say I'm a woman, I'm not asking if 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:24.719 you'll pretend I fit your definitions of a woman. I'm 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:27.640 saying I'm a woman. You should add that to your 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:30.400 definitions of women. Now, yeah, does that make sense? 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:32.359 Nope? No, thanks. 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:36.200 Also, don't call me sweet peaude. 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:39.960 No, sir, hard No, I got a question for you. 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:44.040 I'll start with Katie, Katie, I'll start with Michael. Michael, 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:46.440 do you have something your wife calls you or you 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:48.240 call your wife that is like a pet name? 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:49.520 Yeah, she calls me honey. 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:52.280 Okay, that's a good one. That's a classic classic. 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:52.799 Sure. 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:54.839 Yeah, I mean you don't have to answer this question 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:57.599 obviously if it's too personal, But do you call her something. 0:04:58.160 --> 0:04:59.800 Every once in a while, I'll call her sweety or 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:03.160 something like that. Okay, my queen, that's a good one. O. 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:05.359 Katie, do you have something like that with your husband. 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:07.000 Yeah, there we have two. 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:11.200 One we made up, uh sweetheart and Babo Babo? 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:11.840 Which one will you? 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:12.400 Is? Babo? 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:13.680 Both of us? 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:14.400 Both of you? 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:25.599 Oh yeah, Oh cool, Well bab it's they're a thrifle. Yeah, exactly, Okay, 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:27.200 how about you, Joe? 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:27.839 Yeah? 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:31.000 For us, Oh no, I would never dignify that prying 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:35.000 question with an answer. You should though, Uh, there are 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:38.680 no less than half a dozen each, probably uh huh 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:42.680 many many, depending on the mood in the situation. Yeah, 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:45.520 but of course, yeah, been together. 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:47.159 Forever, depending on the mood. 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:49.680 So like in a certain like later tonight, a couple 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:52.160 of drinks Friday night, stallion might be what it is. 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:58.839 Probably yeah, yeah, or she she just calls me. Thor 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:03.799 Joe thankes references to hammers I don't bring. 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:08.359 Yeah, yeah, what was that sound? Wow? 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:10.839 And she's miles away right now. I heard my eyes, 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:13.400 my wife's eyes rolling. That's amazing. 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:18.880 Yeah, Thor, it's just when when you mentioned that that 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:23.480 gentleman uh saying sweetpea, I mean because for some people 0:06:23.480 --> 0:06:24.360 it might be sweetpea. 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:30.039 Play that that big fella again, would you? Michael Sweep? 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:32.440 So I thought I'd explained something when I say I'm 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:35.479 a woman. I'm not asking if you'll pretend I fit 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:38.920 your definitions of a woman. I'm saying I'm a woman. 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:41.400 You should add that to your definitions of women. 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:46.640 Now, ye haven't changed my mind. I'm not see I 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:47.520 know what a woman is. 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:51.320 I'm fairly confident, fairly cause I'm one hundred percent confident 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:53.240 in my knowledge of what's a woman and what's not. 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:56.320 And you eight you're a fella, So there you go. 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:59.600 Yes you can. At least we were able to settle this. 0:06:59.880 --> 0:07:01.880 You can lead a horse to water by their nose ring, 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:04.400 but you can't make them drink the kool aid of 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:05.320 whatever this is. 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:06.159 Yes, skatie. 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:09.280 Oh, I'm just giving you both a nice visual of 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:11.360 what this fine gentleman looks like. 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:12.480 Let me check that picture. 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:15.440 It looks like Stephen Tyler Verosmith in his younger days. 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:20.480 Perhaps you are a fella, sir, you can looks like 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:23.080 a late not coincidentally, Yeah. 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:26.800 Those are practically horns. That's not just like way, that's 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:29.440 not your smaller nose ring, that's a Those are horns. 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:33.239 Those are tusks. He has to look at his schnaz. 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:37.680 He's got like various studs stuck in various locations around 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:39.400 his his nose. 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:42.800 This isn't always true, but I remember PJ O'Rourke, who 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:45.160 passed away a couple of years ago, saying that the 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:50.080 number of piercings, tattoos, et cetera inversely related to how 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:52.200 interesting you are. And I've found that to be a 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:54.560 case on a case on a number of occasions. Not 0:07:54.600 --> 0:08:00.360 always true, but sometimes it is a I'm trying really 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:02.440 hard to have something to offer the world, but I 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:03.200 ain't got nothing. 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:10.120 I don't want to be cruel because there are a 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:13.600 lot of fine folks who have various adornments that they enjoy. Sure, 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:18.200 and blanket to indictments are are well, they're they're inaccurate, 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:22.120 which is I PJ was not entirely wrong, though. 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:23.640 Yeah. 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:31.520 If you want to express yourself, express yourself, don't like 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:33.840 stick something through your what's. 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:35.320 It's I mean you can if you want. 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:38.880 My messages to the world is that I'm but tusked. 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:41.000 That's that's what I'm trying to say to the world. 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:43.280 I have tusks exactly. Yeah. 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:47.440 Yeah, So there's an inverse relationship between how interesting you 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:52.000 actually are. We have some experience with a character who 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:56.600 had multiple gimmicks slash look at me, look at me, 0:08:56.640 --> 0:09:00.400 look at me's And if you were to engage that 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:05.040 individual and conversation, you would find it was a great 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:07.680 deal like conversing with I don't know, a barnyard animal, 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:10.760 glass of milk, Yes, a glass. 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:15.880 Milk if you prefer a cat. 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:19.959 A couple of interesting pieces in the opinion section of 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:21.720 the Wall Street Journal today that I wanted to mention 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:24.400 before we run out of time for the week. Pretty good. 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:27.240 I think you'll like something that was called a lie 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:31.640 by political fact that is couldn't be more true that 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:35.720 Eli mus fact checking doesn't check facts. But we got 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:37.120 a lot of serving. We had a lot of good 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:38.880 stuff on the way. I hope you can stay with this. 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:45.319 Basically, so, I thought i'd explained something. When I say 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:48.240 I'm a woman, I'm not asking if you'll pretend I 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:51.959 fit your definitions of a woman. I'm saying I'm a woman. 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:55.360 You should add that to your definitions of women. Now, yeah, 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:56.240 does that make sense? 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:57.160 Okay? 0:09:57.280 --> 0:10:00.559 So completely aside from the trans issue, the is that 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:04.520 that person there had tusks. They had a big thing 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:08.160 through their middle of their nose and two tusks coming 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:09.559 out and. 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:12.840 They consider themselves an elephant American. 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:21.240 And there there are different levels of adornment that have 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:26.040 become more acceptable, you know, in the last couple of decades, obviously, 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:28.280 and we've all grown used to it. I mean there, 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:32.079 when I was younger, if a woman with a tattoo 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:35.080 had this might be shocking to you, Katie, because you're younger. 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:37.559 But I worked at this country bar. If there had 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:40.560 been a woman who had a tattoo, everybody in the 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:43.040 bar would have been talking about it, like if she 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:46.920 had a tattoo because she just never ever ever saw 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:49.840 a woman with a tattoo, right, weird. It would have 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:50.440 seemed crazy. 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:51.080 Uh. 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:53.760 And now it is as acceptable as anything could possibly 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:55.439 and being fine, I have no problem with it. 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:56.160 Uh. 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:58.440 And similar with some of the piercings that would have 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:01.960 been incredibly crazy. You know, this thing through the nose 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:03.880 or whatever. Now you see it all the time. But 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:07.240 there I still find the gauges in the ears, which 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:11.160 you had, Katie. Uh, pretty enough. So just because you're 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:15.360 starting to deform yourself at that point. I've seen the 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:18.439 I have seen in person the lumps under the head 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:20.360 where you get horns. 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:25.439 I guess, oh yeah, they're implants, like silicone implants that 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:26.640 they put right under your skin. 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:29.640 Yeah. I don't know. It looks like you're some sort 0:11:29.640 --> 0:11:30.720 of devil child. 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:34.120 I don't know at the point you're deforming yourself to 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:36.680 the extent that you ought to be under the care 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:41.720 of state because harming yourself. But you gave us an example, Katie, 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:42.720 if someone you worked. 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:46.319 With, Yeah, I worked with someone years ago who used 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:50.240 to do this suspension training, if I'm remembering properly, But 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:55.000 they would go to these meetings and put giant fish 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:58.920 hooks through the top layer of their skin, just behind 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:01.960 their shoulder blades, one right in the middle of the back, 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:03.880 and then I believe like two in the like your 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:06.320 love handle area, and then someone would pull on the 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:10.920 rope and you would suspend and hang from the ceiling. 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:13.720 And you know, I'd see them at work and they'd 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:16.000 have bandages all over their back, and I get, you know, 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:18.719 it's I guess it's part of like some witchcraft thing. 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:21.360 But oh, my goodness, oh it's a witchcraft thing. I 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:23.240 was going to ask, do they claim then that, oh, 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:25.480 you you have no idea how freeing it is. I mean, 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:29.080 it just it really releases the stress of a day 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:32.760 to hang there for a while, and then the toxins 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:37.440 in my biome, in my stomach and everything gets better 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:39.800 when I hang from the ceiling by fish hooks through 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:41.000 my back right. 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:43.440 And like when I say fish hooks, I mean like 0:12:43.920 --> 0:12:46.760 deep sea sport fishing fish hooks, not like the little 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:47.880 tiny marble talks. 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:48.960 Yeah. 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:51.920 Wow, yeah, well I'd actually prefer that if I'm suspended 0:12:51.920 --> 0:12:52.560 in such a way. 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:55.240 If you're doing that this weekend, I will. 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:57.840 Teach you to play golf for free. It's frustrating at 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:00.280 first one. I think you'll enjoy it very much. It's 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:04.120 better for your health than being lifted aloft like you're 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:06.400 a recently landed. 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:08.600 Back walking around huff and paint out of a sack 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:09.600 would be a step up. 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:15.640 I don't know about that. Wow, that's crazy. 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:18.160 So it was it like a witchcrafty thing as opposed 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:19.880 to a sexual thing or was it kind of both? 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:24.880 It definitely more witchcraft than than sexual. Here's a witch 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:32.679 very the crowd that did this very goth dark personalities. 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:34.040 And they call them suspensions. 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:38.240 Yeah, I mean, oh boy, the blood, the blood that 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:40.959 because you know, they would show pictures like, oh check 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:42.600 this out, you know, it's like, oh, I don't. 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:43.000 Want to see that. 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:49.280 Yeah, so amateur psychoanalysis on this is just your incredibly 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:55.520 lonely uh you feel like a nobody. That'd just be 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:59.080 my guess. But it's a thing maybe I shouldn't Maybe 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:00.640 I shouldn't be so judged mental. 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:04.080 Well, And it's it's a natural impulse for younger people 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:04.800 to want. 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:08.040 To suspend themselves from bishooks. 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:10.720 Yes no, to be seen as or to see themselves 0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:15.640 as bold or adventurous or unafraid. I would suggest there 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:19.600 are better avenues to pursue that sort of fulfillment than 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:23.160 having yourself lifted like you're about to have your throat 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:24.800 cut at a chicken factory. 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:28.840 You know, whatever, this is if I ever get to 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:30.320 have a ted talk, this is what I would like 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:32.560 it to be. And I've done that. I've had this 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:36.520 screed many many times. I wish you could convince everybody, really, 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:40.840 and certainly teenagers, you want to be like the average person. 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:42.760 And that's the last thing you want to be when 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:45.320 you're a teenager is like the typical person. But the 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:51.560 typical person doesn't go to jail. The typical person graduates 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:54.840 high school, the typical person gets a job. The typical 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:58.360 person supports themselves. The typical person isn't a drug addict. 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:00.760 The typical person, I mean, all of things that are 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:04.120 like your average typical person that you're trying so hard 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:06.440 not to be, are things that are gonna make your 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:10.760 life so much freaking better. Yeah, you want to be 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:16.520 that typical person, you just do. Typical person gets married, 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:19.920 has a home, has kids, et cetera, et cetera. 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:21.240 Those are the happy people. 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:24.840 Yeah, if you want to grow a long beard, or 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:29.360 you know, get a couple of tats, or go ahead, 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:32.960 play a metal band, enjoy yourself. But you know, the 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:35.360 the mainstream is the mainstream for a reason. A lot 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:39.440 of it's because it's a better idea. Yeah, right, then, 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:43.560 it's not that we lack imagination, friends, it's that we've 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:45.760 tried the other stuff and it's a bad idea. 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:49.080 Well, I have tried everything. I haven't tried that. I 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:52.080 haven't suspended myself even once. I want your reaction to 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:54.680 the photo I just sent you, Jack, I don't want 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:56.120 to see it. Is it going to gross me out? 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:56.480 Oh? 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:58.160 Yeah, it's about like you'd expect. 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:00.680 Yeah, oh my god. 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:01.760 It's pretty icky. 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:04.440 Where the dude's getting suspended in the fashion that we 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:05.400 have discussed. 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:07.960 No wear sock shoes like we were talking about last hour. 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:10.000 You want to be really out there and bold, wear 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:12.160 sock shoes. You'll go through a faith maybe like when 0:16:12.160 --> 0:16:15.240 I had a perman war parachute pants. Really no harm done, 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:16.400 No harm done. 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:20.360 The world's leading Leo Sayer imitator in nineteen eighty six. 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:24.920 Luckily, pre smartphone, no pictures of this exist. 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:27.680 He knows he can dance. You know he can dance. 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:33.640 But yeah, no permanent damage, no blood. Nobody was worried 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:34.840 for my mental health. 0:16:36.160 --> 0:16:38.240 At least he's being lifted up by his back and 0:16:38.280 --> 0:16:41.200 not his front. I mean that would be really uncomfortable. 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:44.720 Oh the front is also Oh no, oh. 0:16:45.120 --> 0:16:46.480 Katie, say it ain't so. 0:16:46.880 --> 0:16:49.160 And I assume when you talk to those people, if 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:51.240 a guy like me, a square like me, were to 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:55.400 say you're mentally ill, that's exactly what they want they want. 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:59.280 But a person like me, you know, middle aged dad 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:02.480 to say they're antal eel typical of that kind of guy. 0:17:02.600 --> 0:17:02.880 You know that? 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:04.840 Mm hmm, Yeah, I get it. 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:07.080 You gotta go through it, just don't don't do the 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:08.399 super crazy stuff. 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:11.000 God, if I come home and my kids are hanging 0:17:11.000 --> 0:17:12.920 from the ceiling by fish hooks. I'm gonna feel like 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:13.320 I failed. 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:17.080 I gotta tell you Armstrong and Getty. 0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:22.040 On the first day of college basketball's Banner Tournament, a 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:25.680 technical foul on Louisville's coach Pat Kelsey as the Cardinals 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:28.920 tried to claw their way back against Creighton, turning into 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:31.800 an ugly moment as someone through a water bottle onto 0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:35.560 the court of the announcers immediately reacting to the brazen measure. 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:38.280 Come on, I could have done some real damage to 0:17:38.440 --> 0:17:39.639 the full water bottle. 0:17:40.040 --> 0:17:43.720 The University of Kentucky police quickly identified the individual who 0:17:43.720 --> 0:17:46.400 caused the disruption and removed them from the facility. 0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:52.200 You've got people setting fire to testa dealerships. I'm sorry. 0:17:52.400 --> 0:17:56.400 I yeah, don't drunk bottles, your bottle chuckers. But yeah, sorry, no. 0:17:56.440 --> 0:17:58.440 Outrage left, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:17:58.520 --> 0:18:00.119 You drag them out of the stadium. One. 0:18:00.760 --> 0:18:04.160 I agree, A boy. 0:18:04.800 --> 0:18:07.600 You know, I'm scanning the sound sheet. I'm kicking myself. 0:18:07.640 --> 0:18:10.679 It's sometimes we have too many assets and I you know, 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:13.160 it gets lost in the stuff you need, gets lost 0:18:13.160 --> 0:18:15.000 in the forest. But got a lot of great clips 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:18.000 about ending the department of education. We were talking about that earlier. 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:25.160 For instance. We'll just touch on this quickly. Thirty two, 0:18:25.400 --> 0:18:27.000 Jackie Heinrich, Fox News. 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:30.200 The nation's report card shows math proficiency at thirty nine 0:18:30.240 --> 0:18:33.600 percent in fourth graders, twenty eight percent for eighth grade, 0:18:33.800 --> 0:18:37.639 in reading fourth graders thirty one percent, proficient eighth graders 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:41.240 sitting at thirty percent. But the National Education Association says 0:18:41.280 --> 0:18:44.000 the move will quote hurt all students by sending class 0:18:44.000 --> 0:18:48.719 sizes soaring, cutting job training programs, making higher education more expensive. 0:18:49.400 --> 0:18:51.680 None of those to any of those things. Now, none 0:18:51.720 --> 0:18:52.840 of those things are going to happen. 0:18:53.520 --> 0:18:55.480 You're lying. I wonder why they would lie. 0:18:55.600 --> 0:18:58.160 Is it because they don't want to use their great, compelling, 0:18:58.200 --> 0:19:02.560 honest arguments? Are they keeping them fresh for Sunday because 0:19:02.600 --> 0:19:06.000 that's all they have? Play Satan? Why do we always 0:19:06.000 --> 0:19:09.159 assume Satan is going to be a dude. That's sexism 0:19:09.200 --> 0:19:12.359 to me. Satan can assume many forms, including that of 0:19:12.400 --> 0:19:13.640 the overhied. 0:19:13.880 --> 0:19:15.160 It's not been my experience. 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:16.600 Yeah, thirty five. 0:19:17.200 --> 0:19:20.359 It is an assault on knowledge. It is an assault 0:19:20.520 --> 0:19:27.040 on what our kids need, curiosity, innovation, confidence in the future. 0:19:27.560 --> 0:19:29.840 That's what's so stunning about. 0:19:29.600 --> 0:19:33.080 This Randy Weingarten, who has to have her horns filed 0:19:33.160 --> 0:19:36.280 down every three months to keep them from being visible. 0:19:36.520 --> 0:19:38.520 She is Satan in human form. 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:44.600 I honestly don't know how she sleeps at night because. 0:19:44.320 --> 0:19:48.840 She has no conscience. She is a sociopath. 0:19:49.600 --> 0:19:54.440 She you'd have to be m Yeah, yeah, millions children suffering. 0:19:55.160 --> 0:19:57.240 You know, I was just reading a piece. Didn't mention 0:19:57.320 --> 0:19:59.760 it on the show yet. But New York City is 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:04.320 absentee numbers. It's the biggest school district in America. The 0:20:05.440 --> 0:20:10.280 chronic absenteeism has skyrocketed since COVID. The best anybody can 0:20:10.280 --> 0:20:13.520 figure out is kids and families either got out of 0:20:13.560 --> 0:20:15.639 the habit of sending the kids to school, or the 0:20:15.680 --> 0:20:20.120 message was just sent unmistakably that we do not value 0:20:20.160 --> 0:20:22.680