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Speaker 4: Welcome to Hollywood Handbook and Insiders Guy to kick Tropic

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Speaker 4: I'm his dad before I'm here with Sean Clement's smoking.

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Speaker 2: All available options.

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Speaker 3: All what exactly are we negotiating.

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Speaker 4: This is just for our contract going forward after this

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Speaker 1: You guys don't need lawyers for that. Look you guys

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Speaker 3: I actually I had somebody one time tell me like, oh,

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Speaker 3: Like I was in Malibu doing some juicing.

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Speaker 1: I've never been to Malibu, I mean a lot.

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Speaker 2: So you have been to Malibu. Could we just get

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Speaker 2: Guys, let's cut to brass tacks. What's on the table here?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 6: I like, this guy is really talk about Russ.

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Speaker 1: That's very good Russ that you know.

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Speaker 5: I don't think there's any reason to be that harsh sputter.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna put it on paper, but we're all friends.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it makes it feel nice.

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Speaker 5: Podcast rights are directly descended from a fishing rights the law.

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Speaker 1: I'd love to hear more about that another time. Sure,

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Speaker 4: So let's let's go over the past quarter and uh,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know, Jeff, you initially said we wouldn't

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Speaker 3: Well, I just I didn't realize that you guys were

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Speaker 6: But I remember you telling me about that. It was

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Speaker 2: Right story A.

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Speaker 3: But you know, aside from that, we haven't really been

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Speaker 6: And that's true.

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Speaker 4: That's a very interesting thing we talk about, like how

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Speaker 1: Lot of stuff, you can't quantify those qualities that are

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Speaker 6: You, guys? I notice you said you hustled. Do you

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Speaker 1: Okay, where willing to disclose that? Thank you, Russ. I'd

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Speaker 5: Did try to trap in the in the speaking of

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Speaker 3: There's also a sense of community.

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Speaker 1: Well, this is that's your background.

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Speaker 2: I drive a banged up white Cadillact and I get

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Speaker 4: But all right, you be answered, let's talk. Let's talk numbers. Sure,

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Speaker 3: Well, so we we create host reports for all of

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Speaker 6: I get one pretty much every month for my show

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Speaker 6: Comedy Bang Bang. Have you guys heard the show? I

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Speaker 1: No. Well, these host reports they Sean doesn't have a TV.

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Speaker 3: But well, Scott's shows really really popular and successful.

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Speaker 6: I actually I would rather you didn't know that. I mean, gosh, I.

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Speaker 5: Okay, guys, guys, what's with all these ex'es.

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Speaker 4: Well, how long have you been doing the show? Over

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Speaker 6: I got a message to show up here today. I

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Speaker 2: You should have gotten a notarized letter from my firm.

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Speaker 1: Oh was that with us?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I got half the old PO box.

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Speaker 2: No, yes, I sent it to a PO box we sent.

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Speaker 6: I definitely got that one. I was very impressive.

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Speaker 6: Your calligraphy style, I have to say, is something I've

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Speaker 2: Our letterhead is a wiggle picture. It says Power and

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's three dimensionals, some sort of hologram.

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Speaker 1: It was very my wife.

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Speaker 3: My wife texted me and said, why are we going

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Speaker 6: I ended up feeding mine to my gerbil.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So brass tax here, guys. Yeah, it costs US

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Speaker 1: And that's in exchange for what service. That's per episode.

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Speaker 4: His arms are folded. His arms are folded. He's sort

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Speaker 6: least some sort of demeanor different than his normal scowl.

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00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 6: He is not even going that far.

446
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:39,199
Speaker 1: So good.

447
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,320
Speaker 3: Now we're talking about stuff.

448
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 2: Maybe the recording of the show, Maybe that's negotiable. Maybe

449
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:44,640
Speaker 2: it doesn't need to be recorded.

450
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,440
Speaker 1: One thing's for sure.

451
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 3: We should have a performance evaluation for Brett soon.

452
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 1: Do we get some Engineer Brett's dough in our next round?

453
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,680
Speaker 3: That might be so, But in the meantime is three

454
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,160
Speaker 3: hundred and twelve dollars and forty four cents per episode.

455
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 2: I would stipulate that Engineer Brett should only get paid

456
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 2: while his arms are in motion.

457
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 1: So that's a good suggestion, Russ.

458
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,640
Speaker 3: So, over twenty five episodes, that means that we've spent

459
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 3: seven and eleven dollars to execute the show.

460
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,680
Speaker 6: That's not chump change. That's uh, that's a that's a car.

461
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,680
Speaker 1: That's some money.

462
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a couple of people's bonuses at the end

463
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:18,280
Speaker 3: of the year.

464
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 2: It's friends saying hi to each other.

465
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 6: Gosh, I'd love to be friends with you.

466
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:23,399
Speaker 1: Yeah.

467
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,400
Speaker 5: Me know, little money between friends. You know, somebody picks

468
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 5: up a check, somebody else, you know, takes care of

469
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 5: the tip. Next time we're talking about we're just talking

470
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,879
Speaker 5: about friends being buds.

471
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 2: It's gas money for a trip to Malibu. About how

472
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 2: far away is that?

473
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 6: That's probably about thirty Wait, no, no, no, I don't I

474
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,399
Speaker 6: don't want to. I don't want to get into that.

475
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,200
Speaker 6: But yeah, it costs us a bit of money. So

476
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,360
Speaker 6: for the six months you've been doing the show, yeah,

477
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,120
Speaker 6: it's cost us seven thousand dollars.

478
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,960
Speaker 3: And if you were to ask how much have we made,

479
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 3: how much have we made?

480
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 1: Zero dollars?

481
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 3: Interesting, like you could call this show like the Zero

482
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:57,160
Speaker 3: Dollars Handbook.

483
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 1: All right, Actually we should consider renaming it.

484
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,399
Speaker 6: You know what, Jeff, can I can I talk to

485
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,639
Speaker 6: you for a second. I don't think that that's a

486
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 6: very good name. I have to say this, and I

487
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 6: don't think anyone would listened to that. The Hollywood Handbook,

488
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 6: it has I mean, people are fascinated with Hollywood. I

489
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 6: think it's a good name, even though it hasn't really

490
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 6: actually ended up giving us off taking off at all.

491
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,479
Speaker 6: I think the zero dollars Handbook is kind of a bad.

492
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 3: Idea about the Malibu Handbook there seems so interesting.

493
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 5: I just want to say that I can't hear what

494
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 5: you're saying when you have that conspiratorial tone.

495
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 6: Okay, anyway, I really wish you would talk to me

496
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 6: before you start pitching them ideas about changing the name

497
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 6: of the show.

498
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 5: Sorry, guys, the revenue is a no go for me. Okay, Okay,

499
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 5: revenue is a problem. Guys, I understand. I'm here's a

500
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 5: quarter right here, twenty five cents. I'm gonna slide that

501
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,439
Speaker 5: right across the table to Jeff. There we go, and

502
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,119
Speaker 5: we're out of the zero call Jerry.

503
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,640
Speaker 2: He was shaving that for the wishing Well.

504
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,400
Speaker 3: I mean, you, guys, things are so bad that I

505
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 3: was just in the green room and I had to

506
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,919
Speaker 3: try and sell rap Cordy one of our hooded sweatshirts

507
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:52,920
Speaker 3: to try and make some.

508
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:55,880
Speaker 1: Try to make some money.

509
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 6: Okay, so are you choking? What is happening?

510
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 3: It was embarrassing you know, Scott's sitting there and he

511
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 3: comes out choking up and he's like, that's a really

512
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 3: great sweatshirt. And I was like, well, actually, you know,

513
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 3: for fifty nine dollars if.

514
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 1: You also mentioned I believe that it was the third

515
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:15,479
Speaker 1: embroiderer you had gotten to make the sweatshirt. So you know,

516
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: how much of the zero dollar handbuck money that could

517
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 1: be going into promotion for our show has been actually

518
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 1: going into just paying embroider Just a laundry list of

519
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 1: eloid embroiderers, Yes, just an insane number of embroiderers.

520
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 6: That is a it's a high number. We are willing

521
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 6: to stipulate that it's a high number of embroidery.

522
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,399
Speaker 4: Three embroiders for one one sweatshirt.

523
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: Well this is the third edition.

524
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, what's what's the sweatshirt budget like in this operation?

525
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 3: I don't really see how that's relevant to.

526
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 2: You know, sort of a good faith estimate.

527
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 3: We spend about a third of what we would spend

528
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 3: on this show on our sweatshirts.

529
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 2: Wow, that's priority.

530
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 3: It's much better investment, Yeah, is it?

531
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 4: Can we just take a harder look at those numbers

532
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 4: you're talking about?

533
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 6: Sure, take a hard. Look, I mean zero, it's kind

534
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,159
Speaker 6: of a soft number because it's kind of round, and

535
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 6: any way you go at it, kind of like.

536
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 5: It's not zero, it's twenty five cents because I just

537
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 5: put a quarter under the revenue column.

538
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 3: But you know what's not to get away from the

539
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 3: zero hundred and twelve dollars and forty four cents.

540
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 6: That's a pretty that's hard. Yeah, I get number.

541
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean every time I see you guys,

542
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 3: I know, I just lost three hundred and twelve dollars

543
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 3: and forty four cents. I mean, that's why I'm rarely

544
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 3: here on a Saturday.

545
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 6: You talk about friends waving to each other, saying hello

546
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:42,119
Speaker 6: to each other. Yeah, anytime these guys passed by Jeff's window,

547
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 6: he knows he just lost three hundred and twelve dollars

548
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 6: and forty.

549
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 1: Four cents invested. But that's only considering in it. It's

550
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 1: just Internet numbers, you know, And so you can make

551
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 1: the Internet say anything. And that's like you can just

552
00:26:55,680 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 1: go on Wikipedia. You could go on frigging Yahoo answers

553
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: and be like, does Hollywood hanim but costs three hundred

554
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: and twelve dollars. Somebody's gonna say yes.

555
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 6: Don't be disrespectful to Yahoo Answers. Can call them friggin

556
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,879
Speaker 6: Yahoo Answers please, Okay, we do business with them.

557
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 5: I would like to move that here after Yahoo Answers

558
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 5: will be known as Friggin' Yahoo Answers for the duration

559
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 5: of this trial.

560
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 3: My second thought, you know, maybe we have time to

561
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 3: advertise on the show and generate revenue if you guys

562
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 3: didn't take a stance like this all the time.

563
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 2: Our first offer, our first offer. They want twelve thousand

564
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 2: dollars per episode. They want first class trailers, more comfortable chairs, snacks,

565
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 2: equity and a comfort doll and handwritten thank you naughty equity.

566
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: Remember what we SAIDs Remember equity.

567
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 5: They'd like sixty sixty five percent ownership of the product

568
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 5: and not Earwolf.

569
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:52,360
Speaker 1: Not this product. People keep trying to offer us equity

570
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,679
Speaker 1: in ear Wolf, which as not as we can see,

571
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 1: is just equity in ourselves. Yeah, if you how can

572
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,679
Speaker 1: you own a piece of yourself? You can't. But a

573
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 1: big company like a Coca Cola or something like that,

574
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 1: that would be interesting that now you've got my attention,

575
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: and now I'm actually listening and maybe gonna say yes.

576
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,399
Speaker 6: Hmmm, so is that your final offer.

577
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 1: I know it's our first offer, and we're willing to

578
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: go up like more for even more Coca cola.

579
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,119
Speaker 6: Well, do we need to discuss this? I think we should.

580
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 6: How Yeah, you guys just uh not listening for a second.

581
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we'll take We'll take our headphones though.

582
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: Sure.

583
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 6: Hey, Jeff, what do you how exactly do you want

584
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 6: to phrase the No?

585
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 3: I think you should do it because I'm not feeling

586
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 3: very friendly right now. I can't believe how rude it. Yeah,

587
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 3: I know, it's I mean, we didn't even think we

588
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 3: were going to invite them to the holiday party because

589
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 3: it was an extra two red count.

590
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 6: I know, yeah that was. And how much were the

591
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,719
Speaker 6: plates at holiday?

592
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 1: Six dollars?

593
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 6: Seventy six dollars a place, and now they know where

594
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 6: I live. Yeah, plus the photo booth.

595
00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: Oh man, I didn't even think of that.

596
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, they have a lot of nerve. Yeah they do.

597
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 6: But I'm I'm generally kind of the good cop. Yeah,

598
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 6: bad cops, So why don't I you should leave? Okay, okay,

599
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 6: hey guys, put your headphones back on it. Oh okay,

600
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 6: all right, great, So guys, I'm really excited to talk

601
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 6: about this offer. With you guys and just generally, just

602
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 6: I have so much enthusiasm for our reply, which is

603
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 6: absolutely not and go back to the drawing board and

604
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 6: come back with something new.

605
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 1: He doesn't have connections. I have a different first offer.

606
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 1: Oh great, good.

607
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 5: Since I'm not part of Power Lawyers, I have a

608
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 5: different first offer. Jerry Bradford esquint I'd never want to

609
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 5: be I never will. Great, that's going to work out

610
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 5: for both of us. My competing first offer fifteen thousand

611
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 5: dollars per episode equity of Earwolf. Since Coke's not on

612
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 5: the table and one percent of Facebook, there's no reason

613
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 5: to talk about Coke.

614
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 2: We're a new media company.

615
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 1: And yeah maybe Apple Coke is a old media Cox

616
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 1: Cox old media, old model, and we don't do that.

617
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 3: Any new model.

618
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 5: One percent Facebook drinkcent of ear Wolf fifteen thousand dollars

619
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 5: per episode as a first offer, separate and in parallel

620
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 5: to the first offer.

621
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: That and also, uh if I could time with is

622
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 1: this part of the offer? Yes?

623
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 6: Okay? Which one officially coming.

624
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 4: The destruction of two other ear Wolf shows of our choosing.

625
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: Ye, we just hit the We just hit the button.

626
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 1: And one of those zer Wolf shows is obliterated, we

627
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 1: destroy them.

628
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 2: Which offer? Are you adding that to Scott?

629
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: I think we should go back to council here. Do

630
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 1: you want to know which shows? Well?

631
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 6: Oh you sure, Yeah, you've chosen them already.

632
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that'd be great. By the way, in conversation

633
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 1: with Jeff Garlan, Yes, that will now be called by

634
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 1: the way, no conversation without Jeff guard Bye bye the way,

635
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: bye by the way.

636
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 6: By by the way. And then it won't exist as well,

637
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 6: it'll be destroyed, yes, but you'll be able to but

638
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 6: it'll be on the site.

639
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: And then when you click it, show's not fifteen minutes

640
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: of silence.

641
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 6: Okay, just fifteen minutes of silent.

642
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 1: Fifteen minutes of silence and then tag on the and

643
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 1: then me and hey can we have ads on that?

644
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 7: Uh?

645
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: Yes?

646
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 6: Why create the fifteen minutes of silence? Why not just

647
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 6: have nothing happen when you click it? Then the silence

648
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 6: is infinite.

649
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: Uh well, I'd like to punish people who wanted to

650
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 1: go and listen.

651
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 6: Okay, I understand. And what's the other show?

652
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: Uh? With your on the funny comedy show with like.

653
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 3: My show the comedy Bang Bang comedy comedy Bang Bang.

654
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: It'll be called comedy. Boo, Who's So Sad? Comedy? Bye

655
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: bye yeah, comedy Yeah.

656
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 6: Comedy boo, Who's So Sad? Comedy? Bye bye yeah Yeah.

657
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 5: Twenty minutes of silence, and then that hidden track at

658
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 5: the end of Nirvana's never Mind will.

659
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 6: Play, Oh, endless Nameless.

660
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 3: That's right, I know what songs.

661
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

662
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 3: So Scott and I are going to consider the offers

663
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 3: and we'll we'll be back in a second.

664
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 6: Hey, Jeff, yes, they want to go nuclear on two

665
00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 6: of our shows.

666
00:31:58,800 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm thinking.

667
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 6: I'm thinking. I'm thinking, by the way, I'm fine with that, right,

668
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 6: I'm fine with that one. If that one goes away.

669
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 6: The one that I have a little bit of a

670
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 6: problem with is my show, I know, I know.

671
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 3: I'm thinking we should try and poach this guy, Jerry Bradford.

672
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 2: Did you see what he did there?

673
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 6: What did you do?

674
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: He's a great negotiator.

675
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 3: He came in higher than Ross after we had already

676
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 3: said no.

677
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: I like that, like the tactics.

678
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 6: Why don't we get him on our side? What I'm thinking, Okay,

679
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 6: here we go. Hey guys, hey, we have a we

680
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 6: have a counter a counter offer. If that's okay, that's great.

681
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 3: That's what we're here for.

682
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 6: We'd like Yeah, so here's here's our counter.

683
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:37,719
Speaker 2: Uh.

684
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 6: You guys, as artists receive nothing. And Jerry, we'd like

685
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 6: to put you on retainer immediately, no audition to represent

686
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 6: us in our negotiations with the show.

687
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 1: Hang on, Jerry, now, don't make a big mistake here.

688
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 2: Wow, that's interesting.

689
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 6: Hang on signing bonus of your twenty five cents back.

690
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: Hold on, Jerry. Now, a lot of men in this

691
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: town got a lot of pretty talk, a lot of

692
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 1: fancy talk that are getting all twisted up and confused. Jeff,

693
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 1: your simple can't understand what I say.

694
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 6: Push a table at him. If you would, Jeff, just

695
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 6: push that quarter.

696
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 2: Jerry, I'd be happy to represent you in this negotiation. Okay,

697
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 2: that's interesting.

698
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 5: I'm going to hire Russ to represent me in my

699
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 5: current negotiation, to work for Scott and Jeff.

700
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 6: Okay, Russ, what's what's I can't.

701
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 3: Pay you until the deal is closed.

702
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 2: That's it with you, Jerry. I don't drive a banged

703
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 2: up Cadillac because I need money.

704
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 5: Great, that's what I like, good old friendly talk. Russ

705
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 5: is my representative in the negotiation. If I should represent

706
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 5: Jeff and Scott Russ.

707
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 6: What do we need to do to make this happen?

708
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 2: They're making a hell of an offer. You're making a

709
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 2: hell of an offer to my client. I'd add snacks

710
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 2: and a comfort dog.

711
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 6: A comfort dog. Does it have to be a service dog? No,

712
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 6: one that he can take on airplanes?

713
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: Russ.

714
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 2: Science has shown that any animals.

715
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 1: Oh, we love science. It's big right now.

716
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 6: You pet cause lower your blood all seen cosmos Y

717
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 6: Seth MacFarland a family guy. He's not just a dumb

718
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 6: idiot who makes stupid shows.

719
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 1: No, no, he's not moren who just fills the whole

720
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: world with garbage and hires other garbage makers to trot

721
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 1: out his fucking bullshit litter for us. No, he actually

722
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,720
Speaker 1: also is a smart science He's legitimately smart.

723
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 5: His singing voice, could you guys just not listen to

724
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:28,919
Speaker 5: this one part real quickly.

725
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,240
Speaker 6: Okay, listen, I can't.

726
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 2: I can give on the snacks, but I gotta have

727
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:36,439
Speaker 2: that comfort dog. They didn't say no to the comfort dog.

728
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 2: They accepted that.

729
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 1: You gotta take it.

730
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with this. Whatever they offer you, yeah,

731
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 2: take it. Okay, let's go back in there.

732
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, we have a we have a response to

733
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 5: your offer. Okay, wh's your non response to the terms

734
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 5: that my attorney, Well, he.

735
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 1: Never got to say what the science actually told us

736
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: about the comfort.

737
00:34:56,640 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 6: Dog that clears things.

738
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 2: When you petted, it lowers your blood pressure.

739
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 5: Okay's happily to accept your offer and be your attorney

740
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 5: for the remainder of this negotiation.

741
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 3: Jerry, thank you, Jerry Cherry Cherry, well done. Bad Jerryery

742
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 3: bad much so.

743
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 6: Wow, we never accepted your terms of the comfort dog

744
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 6: and the snack, so you're just accepting our off I'm

745
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 6: accepting the quarter.

746
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 4: Okay, Jerry, you make with that quarter will be a

747
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 4: liar's wish.

748
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 1: Yes, that wish is cursed, a wish of a betrayed.

749
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 1: It's going to be one that comes true in a

750
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: bad way. In a bad way.

751
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 5: There's no reason to be Hey, guys, we're just going

752
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 5: to gather on the fishing hole later.

753
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 3: I'm just on the other bank of the creek. This

754
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 3: is all same town.

755
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: I'll give a quick example of what might happen with

756
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 1: the wish. Let's say you wish for a million dollars

757
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: with it. Okay, you get your million dollars. But because

758
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 1: the person closest to you in the world dies and

759
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: leaves you that money, and you only wanted it to

760
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: enjoy a nice trip with them. I'll give you another example.

761
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: Let's say you've got another quarter, you make another wish

762
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: that now that person is alive again and with you,

763
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:03,879
Speaker 1: But now there's some deformed zombomb with you, and then

764
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 1: that is creeping you out and you can't get into

765
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: any nice restaurants.

766
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:07,959
Speaker 3: And this all sounds fun.

767
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: Oh you like that? Yeah, then you're sick. Oh, and

768
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're not my lawyer, Russ. Thanks for coming.

769
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: I love Power Lawyers. Happy to have you on board.

770
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 2: Thank you. It's a pleasure working for you Power Lawyers.

771
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 5: Let me just make some terms on behalf of Scott

772
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 5: and Jeff real quick in order to continue the Hollywood Handbook,

773
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 5: et cetera, et cetera. Podcast eight thousand dollars per episode

774
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 5: and only fifty percent of your wolf can half a

775
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 5: percentage of can we.

776
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 1: Can we talk to you?

777
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 2: Much more?

778
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 5: Reason you're gonna have to accept it. Your offer was

779
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 5: too high, Jerry, can we talk?

780
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 3: We do not authorize this offen, Yeah, sorry, can Haes.

781
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 5: And I discussed this privately yes, and can we also

782
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 5: discuss this privately simultaneously?

783
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 6: Yeahy cherry, Yeah, you can't.

784
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 2: Just I don't know what I know these numbers, man,

785
00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 2: I went too low on them.

786
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: Jerry, everything trying to talk here, and I don't know.

787
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean about person.

788
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 3: Every time we see them.

789
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 2: We're losing that affection.

790
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 6: You want to go on, you're not a part of this. Okay,

791
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 6: who are you talking to?

792
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 2: I was just talking about I need help.

793
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I need some kind of.

794
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 3: Turning under the.

795
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 1: How much.

796
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 6: You don't have any Facebook? We want them to pay us?

797
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 6: Seven thousand dollars?

798
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 2: Hi, daddy, Okay, there are how much of your wealth

799
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 2: equities on the table?

800
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: Zero? Zero zero.

801
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,439
Speaker 2: That's a tough stance to come from. I'm not sure

802
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 2: that's a tough sell.

803
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 1: As tough as there is.

804
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 6: This guy talking to thousand.

805
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 1: I don't know.

806
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 5: Would you say he's saying, I understand, I apologize. I'm

807
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 5: going to make make the more reasonable offer. I'm sorry

808
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 5: about that.

809
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 2: Our engineers are on the.

810
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:52,760
Speaker 5: All right, new offer, new offer. Sorry, I was speaking

811
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 5: a little bit before I had done my research.

812
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 2: Problem. This is a revised offer that's more reasonable.

813
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: Hang on, let me just put my dad on speaker.

814
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me know when he's there.

815
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: Uh, huh, you got it.

816
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,879
Speaker 5: Okay, Hell, no percentage of Facebook. They don't own any

817
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 5: percentage of Facebook to even offer even if they wanted to.

818
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,799
Speaker 5: They wouldn't want to offer. Zero percent of Earwolf is

819
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 5: on the table. They don't feel that you've made enough

820
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 5: revenue to even begin to talk about that.

821
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 3: So that's not.

822
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,399
Speaker 6: Great job. Yeah, pretty good, right, Okay, the.

823
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 5: Revenue, let's table the revenue for right now, your pay

824
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 5: per episode. Let's just say we're going to talk about

825
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:24,439
Speaker 5: that later.

826
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 6: So let's just put that on a different table, same

827
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 6: table as the malibusta Brett.

828
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 3: Brett is fired instantly.

829
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 6: I'm alright with this.

830
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what doesn't Isn't Brett supposed to take photos?

831
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 1: Isn't that one of the only things he gets paid

832
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: for so far?

833
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 3: We haven't.

834
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: How can you take photos with you?

835
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 5: We all agree that the offer we're making for this

836
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 5: show to continue, Brett must be fired.

837
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 1: Huh.

838
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,280
Speaker 3: Coca cola revenue to be determined.

839
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 1: It sounds like they're offering coca cola.

840
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 5: No, that's that's your own dad on speakerphone. No, I

841
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 5: think I did just offer coca cola. I'm sorry, so

842
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 5: we'll go put coca cola back on the table.

843
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 1: My dad sounds weird on speaking, I don't recognize it.

844
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 3: I think.

845
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 6: Fridge, the two cans of.

846
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:08,479
Speaker 1: The mini fridge.

847
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 2: You guys can get those diet. You guys go straight up?

848
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: Is that good?

849
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 2: You're getting a Coca cola diet.

850
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:16,439
Speaker 4: Yeah?

851
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 6: That is the clearest speakerphone I've ever heard. What type

852
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 6: of phone do.

853
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: You put it? It's the Samsung Galaxy.

854
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,879
Speaker 6: No, it's too big, but the one that Ellen used

855
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:27,840
Speaker 6: in her selfie.

856
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, with the big screen. It's so unreal

857
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 1: how great it is to watch movies on.

858
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 6: That was the selfie scene round the world.

859
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: That selfie is the most retweeted selfie of all time.

860
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 1: And Ellen really did us all a big service by

861
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:47,919
Speaker 1: uniting the world like that. There's so many different fragments

862
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: of culture now and so many niche things, and I

863
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 1: just think that can't we all just agree that seeing

864
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 1: a photo of some big superstars hugging Ellen is something good.

865
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 4: With with white superstars and black superstars in one picture

866
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 4: and not sharing.

867
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 3: The position on that, but thanks for saying it like it.

868
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 4: Well, I'm just pointing it out, and I'm not saying

869
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 4: it's like a good thing.

870
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,959
Speaker 1: And I don't know if I agree that it even

871
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,720
Speaker 1: if they were both were that.

872
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 2: This is a Panasonic cordless phone. We get our phone

873
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 2: from the cable company.

874
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 6: Okay, that's some good in.

875
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,319
Speaker 1: Their cable companies, Pantasonic.

876
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 5: He offers no money, no equity in your will for Facebook,

877
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 5: some equity of coke, which by which I mean two

878
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 5: cans of.

879
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 3: Diet coke Brett's fired.

880
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 5: Uh, and the revenue to be discussed once we get

881
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,880
Speaker 5: to the second table, the first table of which is

882
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 5: whether Scott has been to Malibu or not?

883
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: Can can Hayes and I go over this for a minute?

884
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,280
Speaker 2: Of course?

885
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 6: I you know what if you do, you're going to

886
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 6: lose one of those cans of coke. We need you

887
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 6: to accept it right now.

888
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 2: Can I just both Can you just go through me

889
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:55,320
Speaker 2: on that, Okay, Yes.

890
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm sorry. Yes, we'll take it. Yeah, we'll take it.

891
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 1: We'll take it. We'll take it. We'll take it. We'll

892
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Speaker 1: take it. We'll take it. Thank you. Well, Yes, we

893
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Speaker 1: accept Okay.

894
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 6: Can I talk to Jefferson? I think we got the

895
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 6: bad end of this, dude, And they're gonna still do

896
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 6: the show.

897
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: I know, what are we going to do?

898
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 6: We came in here hoping, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

899
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 6: yes yes yes.

900
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 1: This whole negotiating things really backfired on us.

901
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 6: We better fire Jerry, Better fire Jerry, Jerry. Can we

902
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,240
Speaker 6: talk to you for a second, of course?

903
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 3: Hey guys, Hey, how's it going. What's the holiday party

904
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 3: you guys were talking about before?

905
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 6: Hey, let me just worry about that.

906
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 2: I love photo booths.

907
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:31,319
Speaker 1: You know.

908
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 6: There's all sorts of holidays. You know, Hey, one of

909
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 6: those holidays is uh employee day.

910
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 3: Wow, I don't know that one.

911
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 6: And that is a holiday you're not going to be

912
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 6: sharing with us.

913
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,360
Speaker 1: It was yesterday.

914
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:44,399
Speaker 3: You guys don't celebrate it.

915
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 6: We celebrated every day here.

916
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

917
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,839
Speaker 6: Yeah, but unfortunately, oh.

918
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,799
Speaker 2: I see you're letting me go exactly, okay.

919
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 6: And Brett, we're also letting you go.

920
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 3: And right after you finished taking that picture, well, I'm

921
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 3: gonna be on.

922
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 5: I got a little bit of a hard news and

923
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 5: response as I'm keeping that quarter, like that's for services done.

924
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,919
Speaker 3: Sure, that's not that's not coming back.

925
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 1: It was technically your quarter to begin with.

926
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Speaker 6: Sure.

927
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 2: My cocker spaniel had a huge litter of puppies. I'm

928
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 2: driving them around in my beat up part.

929
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 3: Of this conversation, I'm sorry, can you hang up on

930
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 3: your dad for us?

931
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 6: Please?

932
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to take him off speaker.

933
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: I'm not going to hang up just because hanging up

934
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: abruptly off speaker.

935
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 6: Wow, is an impression that he's got a disorder, multiple

936
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 6: personality disorders? Yes?

937
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 1: Yes, if you've ever seen identity thief John Cusack, Oh

938
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 1: no no, no, no, no identity thief. No, that's covers different. No.

939
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 6: I was just then currently the movie Theef by Michael Mann,

940
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 6: because that, uh, that person was a lot of trouble.

941
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 6: And I imagine your dad.

942
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: Is, yeah, trouble, and my dad is going to be

943
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: mad when I get home. I imagine I'll be grounded.

944
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 2: Okay, they're born two days ago. They're in the trunk.

945
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,280
Speaker 2: There are pure bread Cocker Spaniels. They are slick, wet

946
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 2: and blind. I'll take one, really sure, I'd love to

947
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 2: have one.

948
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 1: Well, that's great.

949
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sharing a three bedroom right now in Echo

950
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 5: Park and i'd love to.

951
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 6: With how many with how many people are you sharing?

952
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:21,800
Speaker 2: Five people total?

953
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:28,240
Speaker 3: You should move to those fellas that neighborhood is exploding, bloating.

954
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: I mean blowing up. And if you ever I don't know,

955
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 1: you know, if you've ever lived in New York, it's

956
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 1: the best neighborhood to transition out of because you can

957
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 1: actually walk it.

958
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 3: I'd love to do it right now.

959
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,720
Speaker 5: My sole revenue as a lawyer is twenty five cents

960
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 5: that I paid myself, and my law school fees.

961
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 2: Are over fifty thousand dollars. My law school debts, do

962
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 2: you juice?

963
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:47,240
Speaker 3: I haven't juiced.

964
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 6: No, that's a lot of school debts. I have to say, Yeah,

965
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 6: where did you go to school?

966
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 2: I partly paid them off?

967
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 6: Oh with what?

968
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 5: Inheritance from my friend's grandmother?

969
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,399
Speaker 1: Oh you get so my wish example hit close to home.

970
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 5: Huh, Yeah, that's right, it's pretty sensitive. I builked him

971
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 5: out of it. I stole I mugged him.

972
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,800
Speaker 6: I stole the money in a mugging.

973
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mugged him out of his inheritance. He had

974
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 5: just walked out of a different lawyer's office with a

975
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 5: check which I hit.

976
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 2: Him and then signed it over to myself.

977
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 6: How do so it's a forgery case in addition to

978
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 6: a mugging case.

979
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 2: Let's don't answer that. Thank you?

980
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 6: Are you you're still representing him?

981
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 1: Yes?

982
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 6: Well you have a lawyer out of it too. That's

983
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 6: this has been a.

984
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,319
Speaker 3: Bat This is a great day for me.

985
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 6: Yeah.

986
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got a puppy and a lawyer. Love it.

987
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 3: So, Scott, if we have a new opening, what do

988
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 3: you think would you host comedy?

989
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 1: Bye bye?

990
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 3: That was a really good idea they had. We could

991
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 3: get something out of this. We have a second huge

992
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 3: show with seven exes.

993
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess I'll do another show. Great, all right,

994
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,439
Speaker 6: I'll do that in addition to the you two show.

995
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 2: Right, okay, all right? I wanted to see seven exes.

996
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 2: I'd go back to my law school.

997
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 6: What's it your law school?

998
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 2: The women I have dated in the past, Oh, I

999
00:44:58,320 --> 00:44:59,359
Speaker 2: guess they're not there either.

1000
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,959
Speaker 3: But at the time, what is your law school?

1001
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 2: I went to the city first University of Guelph in Canada.

1002
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 2: I went to Primston, Primson where what what stage is

1003
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 2: familiar with?

1004
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: That?

1005
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 2: Primson is in southeastern Kentucky. The base of a hill.

1006
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 2: But it's beautiful, just one, just one hill, just one.

1007
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 3: It's not beautiful.

1008
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 2: It's not beautiful.

1009
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 5: Now, I always heard that part of Kentucky is beautiful, brutal,

1010
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 5: You're describing the view as brutal.

1011
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,879
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. That's too bad.

1012
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 3: Too bad.

1013
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 5: Well, Kentucky's a beautiful state in other areas I've I've heard.

1014
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 1: Well, thank you guys so much for listening to the

1015
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:44,240
Speaker 1: Zero Dollar Handbook, which I believe is our name going forward?

1016
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: Am I wrong about that?

1017
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 4: Hayes rate us on iTunes, pathetic Facebook page.

1018
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 1: Maybe donate a couple bucks, you know, send it on

1019
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 1: into you.

1020
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 6: If you're an advertiser, if you have any kind of

1021
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 6: product at all that you'd like to it's yeah, the

1022
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 6: spots are going g literally.

1023
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 3: Your Wolf dot com forward Slash donate. That's one option.

1024
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 3: Earol dot com for Slash advertised, that would be the

1025
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,760
Speaker 3: main one. That's another option Earal dot Com for Slash store.

1026
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 3: I mean, they can't buy any of your merch because

1027
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:17,439
Speaker 3: you don't have enough fans.

1028
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,399
Speaker 5: I don't need just a bout a great sweatshirt from

1029
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 5: Rob qudrey. That's about a terrific Earwolf one hundred and

1030
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:25,720
Speaker 5: fifty dollars.

1031
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,320
Speaker 6: Oh god, this guy's terrific.

1032
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 5: It is terrific, terrific sweatshirt, the embroidery on it, is

1033
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:31,879
Speaker 5: third rate, but I love it.

1034
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 2: Wow, it was distressed.

1035
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 6: This day did not work out the way.

1036
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 1: No, no me either.

1037
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 6: All right, well, well guys, as we're happy to have

1038
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:43,840
Speaker 6: you on board for how long is the term? We

1039
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:44,439
Speaker 6: never even talked.

1040
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,280
Speaker 1: We didn't agree six years?

1041
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 6: Oh man, show for six more years?

1042
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: All right's see, that'll be good. Build up them.

1043
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 6: It's a holiday.

1044
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 1: Little more steam and get over that hump. Yeah, just

1045
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 1: the tiniest the steam is going to get us right

1046
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 1: over the speed bump. I feel like we've been sort

1047
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 1: of teetering on lately.

1048
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 4: And yeah, who's making all those like earwolf store ads?

1049
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: We do? Like?

1050
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, when do we see the money for those?

1051
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah no never really Yeah, because see we just

1052
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 3: agreed to now lose forty six, eight hundred and sixty

1053
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 3: six dollars over the next six years.

1054
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 2: So can ask a question, what is that device you're using?

1055
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,879
Speaker 3: That's a phone, that's it's a phone with a calculator.

1056
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's amazing, Yeah, that's amazing.

1057
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:33,280
Speaker 6: How do you calculate numbers?

1058
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 2: Now, he's a slate, a blinking style okay, coal slate coal. Yeah,

1059
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 2: I have to go take a ship.

1060
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,760
Speaker 6: Oh we should, we should end it then I guess

1061
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 6: it's over.

1062
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 5: Move to a journey, Bye bye.

1063
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,919
Speaker 7: This has been an Earwolf Media production. Executive producers Jeff

1064
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 7: Ulrick and Scott Ackerman. For more information, is it Earwolf

1065
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Speaker 7: dot com.

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Speaker 1: Ear Warf Radio, Boom dot

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Speaker 3: Com, The Worf Dead,