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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this week trend episode

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Speaker 1: of The Guys Stay production of iHeartRadio. It is Monday,

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Speaker 1: January twenty ninth, twenty twenty four. I believe is the year.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jack. That is Miles.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Yeah, this is the episode.

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Speaker 1: Where we tell you what was trending over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: What's trending on this Monday, Monday morning? Miles, you are

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Speaker 1: out of pocket right now? You're in you min out area.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in the Great North aka the Bay Area,

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Speaker 3: yay area. We be to wrap what kibi to Locke,

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Speaker 3: as the famous forty flip sample says, it's beautiful.

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Speaker 2: I'm in Japantown.

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Speaker 3: I was just up here obviously for the Situation Room

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Speaker 3: Pods live show for Sketch Fest. It's always so funny, dude,

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Speaker 3: Like because it's a comedy festival. People like local people

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Speaker 3: just buy tickets and like show up thinking like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: it could be funny. And there are some people in

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Speaker 3: the eye who are not ready for like me talking

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Speaker 3: about like DNC text messages and how they were doing

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Speaker 3: my head in or just any of the geopolitical stuff

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Speaker 3: we're talking about. I feel like that happened even like

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Speaker 3: in our Daily Zeke show a couple couple of years

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Speaker 3: ago to where you had people who been like, oh cool,

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Speaker 3: like the interesting comedy.

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Speaker 2: Show and they're like, what is this political thunder dome?

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Speaker 2: I've wandered? So it was nice.

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Speaker 3: But also shout out to everybody that was there. A

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Speaker 3: couple people from Zigang shout out to you all. I

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Speaker 3: had some really nice conversations with you, so thank you

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Speaker 3: for showing up supporting there you go.

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Speaker 1: All right, well this is the episode where we talked

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Speaker 1: about what's trending, but first we let you get to

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Speaker 1: know us a little bit better by telling you some

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Speaker 1: things that we think are overrated and underrated. Miles, do

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Speaker 1: you want to kick us off with something you think

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Speaker 1: is overrated?

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 3: Just you know, we were talking a little bit about,

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Speaker 3: I think on the trending episode about how civil war

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Speaker 3: was trending and all these governors are sending, you know,

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Speaker 3: support to Greg Abbott. Is he causes some kind of

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Speaker 3: constitutional crisis? And now we have reports of a new

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Speaker 3: a new freedom truck fuckfest coming to the border near

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Speaker 3: you next week. Yeah, we do convoy. Do new convoy

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Speaker 3: just fucking dropped And guess the kinds of people that

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Speaker 3: are behind this one. Yes, you're right, racist grifters again,

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Speaker 3: We're just it's like this will be a peaceful event

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Speaker 3: with like retired law enforcement military, truckers, bikers, like they're

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Speaker 3: always throwing bikers, which I love for these kinds of things,

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Speaker 3: and you know, it's just another opportunity to grift, and

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Speaker 3: you know, especially from people that believe the solution to

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Speaker 3: illegal immigration is to like just have a bunch of

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Speaker 3: bikers pull up with guns doing border patrol cosplay, and

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Speaker 3: that's kind of like what this thing is now. I

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Speaker 3: think obviously this could have the potential to turn violent,

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Speaker 3: since the mindset of a lot of these people is.

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Speaker 2: That they are protecting our nation.

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Speaker 3: And also there's like a lot of military jargon being

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Speaker 3: going to help out like you know, constitutionally sound law

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Speaker 3: enforcement officials. So I don't think that part is overrated.

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Speaker 3: But however, I know this is also part of like

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Speaker 3: a larger scheme clearly to create a total crisis at

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Speaker 3: the border while Biden is in office and just put

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Speaker 3: everything on that because you know, there's a border deal

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Speaker 3: that's really super really great sweet deal for the Conservatives

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Speaker 3: that Joe Biden is like, yeah.

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Speaker 1: This could be good, this could be good trying to

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Speaker 1: put it through. So just yeah, the headlines.

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Speaker 2: He's getting dragged to the right on this.

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Speaker 3: And Donald Trump is also begging other politicians, especially in

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Speaker 3: the Senate, to not vote for this because he doesn't

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Speaker 3: a xenophobia CounterPunch. Yeah, because it seems to be like

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Speaker 3: all the other fucked up things you do and just

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Speaker 1: So yeah, the original conflict that like got Civil War

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Speaker 1: It is caused able to you know, die in the river,

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Speaker 3: And that's that's the.

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Speaker 1: Thing that they're They're on the side of, let us

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Speaker 1: keep razor wire up to drown the innocent people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's what it's. That's what it could all

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Speaker 3: I feel like they're really trying to just test if

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Speaker 2: Be like, Okay, we got something we can we can

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Speaker 2: run on. Now just keep hammering away at the border.

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Speaker 3: Because even with that one quote when we were talking

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Speaker 3: That was like when he was saying the southern border

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Speaker 3: needed an iron dome system because we're like, yeah, because

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Speaker 3: there's so much rocket fire coming in from wades or something.

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Speaker 1: What were you talking about. Yeah, just he the cruelty

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Speaker 1: is the point with him. He wants yeah, absolutely absolutely

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Speaker 1: do Star Wars on. Uh, you know people who are

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Speaker 1: trying to enter the country. Yeah, desperation. Well, my overrated

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Speaker 1: is a little less serious. I had a uh Sublime

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Speaker 1: the riotousness of the guitar solo after he says he

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Speaker 1: it's like, I mean, it reminds me of like the

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Speaker 1: Devil went down to Georgia, where there's like all this

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Speaker 1: and then he like plays it and it's like there's

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Speaker 1: then it's like five seconds of screeching fiddle like. It's

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Speaker 1: like the the guitar solo just sounds like, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: it sounds to me like if rain drops.

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Speaker 2: Keep falling on my head had a guitar solo in.

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Speaker 3: It, it sounds like it sounds like some shit Jack

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Speaker 1: Like it feels like like a little mistick. Like the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean also too, because famously riot Is guitar

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Speaker 3: solos are filled with the background whistling too, because someone's

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Speaker 3: Bradley or whatever. I got a Dalmatian and I can

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Speaker 4: Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.

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Speaker 3: But also like later that when and that, after that

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Speaker 2: Loves what I got.

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Speaker 3: Don't start a hot when that dance gets hot?

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Speaker 2: Dumb. Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It just feels like when you're you don't need to

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Speaker 1: With this upcoming guitar solo, it really does remind me

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Speaker 1: of we always I always refer to this fucking Will

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Speaker 1: and he Garth Brooks is like trying to buy a

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Speaker 2: The Devil's songs all suck.

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Speaker 1: They're all just like not good songs because there's a

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Speaker 5: It's hell Casts Jack Come On from the City, nine

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Speaker 5: Ears and Sleek Die Thirst On the Music that could

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Speaker 3: To Boil Bold, the song that will take you to

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Speaker 3: the top of the charts. There's a guy named Fred

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Speaker 1: Fred's got slacked, like I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Anyways, it's a great song, the Sublime song. It's

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Speaker 1: just funny. I hadn't really noticed how uh, how big,

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Speaker 3: I mean, look, this is this is the problem when

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Speaker 3: because sometimes the lyrics definitely get away from you, like,

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Speaker 3: you know, it's just so weird because like when you

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Speaker 2: And the first line to that song is and.

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Speaker 1: He's twelve years old and two more She'll be a whore.

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Speaker 3: And you're like, uh no, you were just talking about

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Speaker 2: And He's twelve years old? You don't like that? No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: you don't like that riotous guitar solo? Oh about this Bradley?

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Speaker 1: Anyway, I will say that the exception while my Guitar

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Speaker 1: Gently Weeps has some good guitar solos in it. So

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Speaker 1: you know, sometimes you can talk that shit and back

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Speaker 2: People do Most people do? Most people do? They know

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Speaker 3: You can't talk up a solo and then hit them

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Speaker 2: But look, no, no disrespect to that track because the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what what's something you think is underrated? Miles? I've

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Speaker 2: I went down a weird rabbit hole.

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Speaker 3: That's no need to really discuss it. It started for

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Speaker 3: of like the algorithm on YouTube just kept showing me

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Speaker 3: like local news things. But then I just started watching

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Speaker 3: them with this like really weird feeling. But I think

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Speaker 3: it's just really creepy how local newscaster energy is.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, it's like that they're on air presence

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Speaker 3: feels like AI or something, because there's something about having

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 3: That's where it's just sort of this way that we

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Speaker 1: That's the most irrefutable source that you can have.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, this is just so fucking next level. Bro

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Speaker 1: When told me how many times they'd see guns and roses,

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Speaker 1: All right, let's uh, should we talk about this popcorn

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Speaker 3: Light This is kind of what it would look like if. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: so this is I didn't realize there was a trend

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Speaker 2: I completely missed.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know there was some special edition Barbie corvette

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't think there was, man, I can't even think

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Speaker 3: any like substantial amount of popcorn out of it, Like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, completely a complete l on the on the design.

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Speaker 1: But Jack, you know that's the doctor Like that defies

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Speaker 3: Anyway, So now this bucket is what's like the name

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Speaker 3: for the sandworm in Dune Brian, what's it.

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Speaker 2: Called Shi hallued Bro That's what it is? The fucking I.

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Speaker 1: Don't know, yeah, anyway of the sandworm.

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Speaker 3: They're saying that's they made a shy hallued fucking bucket

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Speaker 1: going to keep your popcorn in, you know. Yeah, but

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Speaker 3: those like snack cups you give a toddler where yes,

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Speaker 3: exact goes in, but the snacks ain't coming out if

438
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 3: you turn it upside down kind of vibe.

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Speaker 2: So I like that.

440
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Speaker 3: I like the intersection of toddler snack technology with movie bucket.

441
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Speaker 1: But yeah, I guess it also seems like it could

442
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 1: be a trap because I like to get a real

443
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 1: big handful of popcorn and I don't know if my

444
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,680
Speaker 1: hand's making it through that bad boy with all the

445
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,160
Speaker 1: popcorn that I don't put in it.

446
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Speaker 3: And how rigid are those like little things like like

447
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 3: are you just gonna like get blisters like from like

448
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 3: repetition blisters from putting your hand in and out of

449
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 3: this as they call it a quote tight hole.

450
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Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, man, the way I eat popcorn, maybe it

451
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 1: might just yeah, to quote this article, it looks like

452
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 1: a fleshlight or a puckered butthole or a vagina dent

453
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 1: tanta ever, filthy little connection it makes in your mind.

454
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,880
Speaker 1: It has the unmistakable look of something people will try

455
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 1: to stick their dick in. That is from the New

456
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,880
Speaker 1: York Times. No, no, I'm sorry that's TMC.

457
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 2: But I mean they interchangeable at this point.

458
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, just a lot of jokes about dune fans fucking

459
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 1: the thing, right.

460
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Speaker 3: Look like I get it it it's it doesn't look great,

461
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 3: But honestly, I think it's about the idea, man, It's

462
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,640
Speaker 3: about the idea.

463
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,160
Speaker 2: It's about where we're headed.

464
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 3: Because I feel like this like part of me is like, damn,

465
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 3: we like do we kind of fuck up here?

466
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Speaker 2: Always? Along? Is what it feels like to me.

467
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like we should have been eating popcorn

468
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 1: out of like beheaded stormtrooper helmets at like the ones

469
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 1: that walks are playing the drums on and return to

470
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 1: the Jedi, you know.

471
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Speaker 3: Or like the mechanical rhinoceros. Jim Carrey was in an

472
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Speaker 3: region the hole. Yeah, that was that's right there, right there,

473
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 3: fucking it for seven.

474
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 2: It's a cardboard box.

475
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 3: Wow, you know what's in the Yeah, it's or your

476
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,880
Speaker 3: wife's or your wife's disembodied head.

477
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Speaker 1: I don't know, there's a I could have seen them

478
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:23,439
Speaker 1: like making the shark deep throat your hand from Jaws

479
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 1: like that would although that could kind of suck because

480
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 1: it would have been rubbery and would have like kind

481
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: of drawn attention to the fact that the actual shark

482
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 1: in the movie is a little rubbery.

483
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Speaker 3: I like how you really were like looking at the

484
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Speaker 3: like the third rail ideas here for Jaws, Like, I

485
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Speaker 3: don't know, but I don't also want to like fuck

486
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 3: up the perception of the beloved film.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but like I'm a couple of design charts deep

488
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 1: on this, yeah, or could it just be the boat

489
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 1: that they're on?

490
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, the boat would have made sense. That's probably better

491
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 3: because then you can be like, hey, and if you

492
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 3: want a little more popcorn, you're gonna need a bigger boat.

493
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Speaker 1: Ah.

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Speaker 2: You know, the marketing stress is.

495
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 3: Why you're the best of the business.

496
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Speaker 2: This is.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the jar jar binks like tongue lollipop? Yes, yeah,

498
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 1: I feel like having again just making jar jar banks

499
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: deep throat your fist every time you want to scoop

500
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 1: a popcorn would be fun.

501
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 2: That thing also looks like a fucked up sex toy.

502
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does, like and we don't need to expand

503
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,679
Speaker 3: on that further, but do or do not search jar

504
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 3: jar Binks lollipop and then figure out how you want

505
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 3: to use it.

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Speaker 1: The Mona Lisa got souped by climate activists over the weekend.

507
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: Protesters from the group Food counter Attack is the English translation.

508
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 1: I'll let you guys look up the French translation, so

509
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 1: I'm not just like blowing blowing it on my French.

510
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:56,879
Speaker 1: But they threw soup at the Mona Lisa, which not

511
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,639
Speaker 1: that you'd even know it, because I don't know if

512
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 1: you saw the picture of like before and after the

513
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 1: attack quit the Louver staff swooped in and erected like

514
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: the most inadequate cloth barriers you've ever seen.

515
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 3: It's so like, if you're over five feet tall, you're like,

516
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 3: why they put that thing? I can wis all the

517
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 3: soup on the Mona Lisa, Like it wouldn't have stopped.

518
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 2: I'm hideous, man.

519
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 3: And then so they threw the soup on it.

520
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: They then stood in front of the paintings saying what

521
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 1: is more important art or the right to a healthy

522
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Speaker 1: and sustainable food. France's Minister for Culture claimed that there

523
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: was no cause to ever target the Mona Lisa.

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Speaker 3: It belongs to future generations. It's not even a good

525
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 3: fucking painting.

526
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 2: I know.

527
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 3: And I just watched that Kevin Hart movie on Netflix

528
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 3: that's so fucking terrible about fucking Ripbot, like where they

529
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 3: have to jack like a whole bunch of gold and

530
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 3: from an airliner in mid air. It's the movie's so

531
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 3: fucking bad. Do not watch it. But there's like a

532
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 3: whole part was.

533
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Speaker 6: Like the Mona Lisa, man, like you got it was

534
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 6: only popular after somebody stole it, and that's what made

535
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 6: it popular. So that's what we're gonna do when they

536
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 6: steal a fucking nft in like the first scene, and

537
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 6: it's so fucking stupid.

538
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 2: I can't even I can't get that.

539
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 3: Smart, and like, dude, yes, it's like it's so it's

540
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 3: so fucking off base, it's so far off from reality.

541
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 3: But they're like, I'm sure when they wrote this script

542
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 3: fucking four years ago they were like, oh my god, dude,

543
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 3: steal an NFT to make the price go up. But yeah,

544
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 3: like the Mona Lisa is whatever. I mean, I've all

545
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 3: I hear bad things about it. I have not seen

546
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 3: it in the flesh, but I hear it's one of

547
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 3: the more underwhelming pieces of art that we sort of

548
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 3: like lawed as these masterpieces.

549
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been to see it many years ago, and

550
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: you're changed, you know, just imagining having to tell my

551
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: grandkids that they lost out on the ability to go

552
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: have one of the most underwhelming cultural experiences of all

553
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: time because museum officials got tired of cleaning soup off.

554
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: The bulletproof glass protecting the tiny painting is heartbreaking. First

555
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 1: of all, the monese not even the size of a

556
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 1: big screen TV bro. Yeah, which is what I was

557
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 1: loudly saying, uh when I saw it.

558
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 3: That's why I fuck with the Guernico man. Yeah, that

559
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 3: I mean, I think so fucking big. I'm like, dude,

560
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 3: this is art, dude, because it's so big. I'm a mac.

561
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 3: I'm a I'm a size queen, you know.

562
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean if the monal Lisa burned tomorrow

563
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: and also like every piece of it was digitally erased

564
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 1: from the Internet, like people would be able to repaint

565
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 1: that shit from memory, that's like so burnt into our.

566
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 3: But also like, would anyone even be like, we gotta

567
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 3: let's let's recreate the monalesa people like, man, shut up

568
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 3: with that dumb ass painting.

569
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 2: Nobody gives a fuck.

570
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 1: I do feel like the when the you know, vicious

571
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 1: cycle of hypercapitalism and climate catastrophe and the collapsing media,

572
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: you know, communication, central nervous system of our civilization finally

573
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: destroys the planet, the only thing that will be left

574
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 1: is the Mona Lisa, like behind a piece of like

575
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 1: protective cutting edge technology like.

576
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 2: That and the Constitution.

577
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 3: They're like, wow, these people are really weird about their

578
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 3: pieces of paper.

579
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, why did they? Why did they save their planet?

580
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 3: So this is this is the best you got, all right,

581
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 3: So this piece of paper gets oxygen, but the people didn't.

582
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 2: Okay, well what a what a backwards place this was.

583
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's uh, let's take a quick break and then

584
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 1: we'll come back and talk Benjapiro being my new favorite MC.

585
00:31:55,920 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 1: We'll be right back, and we're back. We're back, and yeah,

586
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: Ben Shapiro has topped the charts with a rap song

587
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: that is I don't know it's it's with the guy

588
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 1: from a he's like been fame. He made that song.

589
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 1: Uh so his name is Tom McDonald. He made the

590
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 1: song Coronavirus, which warranted the Dallas Observer's headline, rapper Tom

591
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:43,479
Speaker 1: McDonald's song Coronavirus might be worse than the actual coronavirus. Man,

592
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 1: not fair.

593
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 2: That's a low blow. Low blow.

594
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 3: Also, I have to respect somebody who has their face

595
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 3: covered in fucking tattoos and you got your hair all

596
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 3: braided up as shit, trying to look like whatever, like

597
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 3: nightmare Travis Scott. And your mc name is just your

598
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 3: fucking name, Tom McDonald.

599
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 2: It's not even like t mac or something like that. Like,

600
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,959
Speaker 2: and I'm Tom McDonald, right.

601
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 3: You know, I promised my mom I wouldn't I wouldn't

602
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 3: change my name to something weird despite having all these

603
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 3: head tattoos. Yeah, he's got like, I I feel like

604
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:26,719
Speaker 3: he has eyelid tattoos. We had Jack there for decoration.

605
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I mean I respect this.

606
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 1: It's like it reminds me of that student who has

607
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: a crush on uh Indiana Jones and writes love you

608
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 1: on her eyelids. Oh strong move by.

609
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 2: All right dad?

610
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 1: Anyways? Uh, it's the song is I was kind of

611
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 1: a little taken aback. I've never listened to one of

612
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: these this guy's songs, but it's just like such straightforward

613
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: Fox News talking points, Like I assumed they would have

614
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: like a different or something, but he's like complaining that

615
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: people don't put the American flag up anymore.

616
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

617
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 3: Now it's all blm and rainbows. Wow, what the hell

618
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 3: happened to this place? And I mean, I'm not gonna lie.

619
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Speaker 3: He's probably one of the in terms of what I've

620
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 3: seen for rap performance, probably one of the better. Matt

621
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:24,439
Speaker 3: like he like for Giato blow Uh, mister Auto Trader Grandkid. Yeah,

622
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 3: that guy, that guy in coming close to Tom McDonald's.

623
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 2: I hate admit that, but it's.

624
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 3: The featured rapper on this track that really has us

625
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:39,320
Speaker 3: all completely out of our seats. Just big Bennyes, Okay,

626
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 3: super fat.

627
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 2: Rap music isn't music, it's garbage.

628
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 3: It's actually anti music, and it is a disservice to

629
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 3: people that listen to it. It's not music and discussed,

630
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 3: it's discussing and that's all. It's a medium that's used

631
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 3: to promote the degradation of society.

632
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 1: Unless white people are doing it, and unless it's me,

633
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 1: and then I will fat shame and e racist stand

634
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 1: duhle bunch of other shit. So how are you reviewing

635
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 1: his I mean, I will say, like in the the video,

636
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:14,839
Speaker 1: the like charismatic void coming off the screen from him

637
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: is pretty wild. Like there's certain performances in the annals

638
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 1: of filmed media that have to be cut around so

639
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: much that it really like sparks my imagination of like

640
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: how bad that performance must have been? Right, right, some

641
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: of the shots of like Henry cavill and like the

642
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: early Superman movies where he was first playing Superman, they

643
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,240
Speaker 1: just like cut around his face like they like treat

644
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: his acting like it's the shark nd Jaws, and just

645
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 1: like they're like, what if we just don't show him? Yeah,

646
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,760
Speaker 1: and like that's what that's kind of how they treat

647
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 1: a lot of Ben Shapiro's bars, which that's you know,

648
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 1: the whole point of the songs that Ben Shapiro's is rapping.

649
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: And at some point they like cut away from him

650
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: to Tom McDonald like singing along to his verse.

651
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:09,760
Speaker 3: Yeah it's bad, dude, and he's so stiff the whole time.

652
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

653
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 3: You know, like if one, if anybody who has rapped

654
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 3: along to a song, even like from memory, you get

655
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Speaker 3: a little, you get a little, you get you start

656
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 3: the gesticulations that becomes part of it.

657
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 2: You gotta have a little bit of a body rock.

658
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 3: This dude is so fucking stiff, and it to me,

659
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 3: first of all, I think we were kind of having

660
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 3: this debate before is whether or not he wrote this

661
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 3: or he had a ghost writer. I now let me

662
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:43,320
Speaker 3: just as Tom McDonald wrote it. But my my feeling,

663
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 3: my feeling on this is that this is one percent

664
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Speaker 3: Ben Shapiro wrote this because it it feels like like

665
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,879
Speaker 3: when I first started like recording rap songs in high

666
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 3: school and shit, like when like the kids who had

667
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 3: no business wanted to rap were like I wrote something.

668
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 1: Right, And it's like this is a no way compliment

669
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: to him, like to the quality of the rapp or no, no, no,

670
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: it's just I feel like he wrote a very basic

671
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:13,240
Speaker 1: rap for Ben Japiro.

672
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 3: Of course, listen, listen to this, because we're not going

673
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 3: to play the fucking song for you. We just can't

674
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 3: go that far.

675
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 2: But I will.

676
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 3: I will impersonate him for you. This is literally, this

677
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,280
Speaker 3: is these are the actually lyrics. Let's look at the stats.

678
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 3: I've got the facts. My money like Lozzo, my pockets

679
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 3: are fat, Homie, I'm epic, don't be a wap dog

680
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 3: gets a yamaka homie, no cap. Look at the graphs,

681
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 3: look at my charts. You're blowing money on strippers and cars.

682
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 3: You're going to prison. I'm on television, dob, No one

683
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:38,240
Speaker 3: knows who you are. Keep hating on me on the internet.

684
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 3: My comment section all, well, Karen's I make racksoft compound interest.

685
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 3: There's like he's doing like a triplet thing, which is

686
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 3: very not good. Y'all live with your parents. Nicky takes

687
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 3: some notes. I just did this for fun. All my

688
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 3: people download this. Let's get a Billboard number one. Yeah,

689
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 3: and again, the reason why I think he wrote this

690
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 3: is because he can't perfer for it. It's like he

691
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 3: knows his his shit is on the line and he

692
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 3: it's just so wild to see someone so absolutely rhythmless

693
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 3: and lacking charisma to try and get through an entire

694
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,800
Speaker 3: rap verse because this man is a robot.

695
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,760
Speaker 2: Like, this guy has no He's just a fucking robot.

696
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 3: And I know this because he had to reroute all

697
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 3: of his processing power to his mouth just to like

698
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 3: just to get that like performance off for camera, while

699
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 3: the rest of his body was in total paralysis. Like

700
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 3: he get his hands in his pockets rapping, right, who

701
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 3: the fuck does that?

702
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 1: He's rapping a little bit like he's like embarrassed to

703
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: be rapping.

704
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 3: It feels like the energy, which makes sense. I guess

705
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 3: there's another one too, where he's like sitting at his

706
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:46,400
Speaker 3: desk and it's clear it's like, maybe we should just

707
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 3: do it like the show where he reads from a teleprompter,

708
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 3: and if we can get it to do it semi rhythmically,

709
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 3: we can make it look like he's rapping. But then

710
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 3: part of me just thought they were animating the mouth

711
00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 3: of like a still photo. Right, how like rigid he was.

712
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 1: I mean, we've talked before about the bad parts of

713
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,799
Speaker 1: the eighties being on a comeback, and this is a

714
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: suspiciously popular novelty rap song by a non rapper, which

715
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: was a thing that happened a lot in the eighties

716
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 1: when like that first became a thing and they were like,

717
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 1: if Rodney Dangerfield had a rap song, hey speaking of respect? Yeah,

718
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: did he have.

719
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,879
Speaker 2: A track about respect? So didn't he? I have no idea.

720
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,360
Speaker 2: I mean, like, wait, when did he rap?

721
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,720
Speaker 3: It could be it could be rap in Rodney. Oh no,

722
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,399
Speaker 3: oh shit, I remember this album cover where he had

723
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 3: the boombox and shit.

724
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty good.

725
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,919
Speaker 2: It's all right, pretty good.

726
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,879
Speaker 1: And then like Nicki Minaj responded and was like, hey,

727
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 1: actually pretty impressive because she was dropping something and you know,

728
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,240
Speaker 1: could appreciate the attention.

729
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 2: I think, uh, and.

730
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Speaker 3: Did you listen to that tracks Coming At, Coming At

731
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 3: and The Stallion. No, it's so fucking bad. That's like

732
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 3: we got hit with two absolute rap turns this weekend. Wow,

733
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 3: she had to drop the thing called Bigfoot because she's

734
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,360
Speaker 3: making just talking about the fact that making the Stallion

735
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 3: was shot in her own cool, no fault of her own,

736
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 3: but being like, yeah, because you got shot and it's

737
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 3: like what and it has like it's just weird. The

738
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 3: quality is like really bad. A lot of people were like,

739
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 3: put the cocaine down, Nikki. It's sounding a little too frantic,

740
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 3: but yeah, I think that's where their their vent diagram

741
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 3: overlapped this weekend, all right.

742
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:38,800
Speaker 2: Uh.

743
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:43,240
Speaker 1: In less fun news, Uh, there was a drone attack Biden,

744
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: Uh that that killed three US soldiers. Biden has vowed

745
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: that the US shall responds, and you know, dozens of

746
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 1: people were wounded at a military base in Jordan or

747
00:40:56,520 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 1: maybe Syria. Biden blamed the incident on Iran backed militia

748
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: groups and iron said they have no connection to the attack.

749
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, because.

750
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 1: If you even over like where it happened, Jordanians are

751
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: Americans don't want to admit that they are fighting in Syria,

752
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 1: and so you know that this is right.

753
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 3: On the border of Syria. Yeah, So I mean it's wild.

754
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 3: How like to the Jordanians were like none, this was

755
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 3: that was not Jordan's right.

756
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,879
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't don't get us involved with this, but yeah,

757
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,879
Speaker 2: I just things are getting more intense. It's just weird

758
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 2: to see.

759
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 3: Also, like how the when I like, as it was

760
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 3: being reported, a lot of people are saying, like, you know,

761
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 3: this is this marks like the first time that American

762
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 3: soldiers have been killed since and I was like, yeah,

763
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 3: in the they're like in the Middle East since and

764
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 3: they're like October seventh, and I was like, oh right,

765
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 3: because it was like it hasn't been that long of

766
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 3: a time, Like what are we like, what are we

767
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 3: using to say, like how much fighting the US has

768
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,439
Speaker 3: been doing in the Middle East and how many people

769
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 3: have died? And I was like, yeah, it's continues, our

770
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 3: presence continues. But now it's a it's just ramping up

771
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 3: because now you have like fucking Lindsey Graham being like,

772
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,799
Speaker 3: we just have to bomb around now right immediately, and.

773
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 1: They, I mean immediately. I think they recognize. The Republicans

774
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: recognized that it would both be you know, they love

775
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 1: a war, but they also, you know, recognize that people

776
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 1: do not want Americans don't want to be involved, like no,

777
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: to be bombing Iran, and so it be terrible for Biden.

778
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 1: But it's also terrible terrible for Biden if they, you know,

779
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 1: keep being like why aren't you doing anything? Huh, what

780
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 1: are you scared? And he does nothing.

781
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 3: So I mean there's already a majority of people who

782
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 3: are like yeah, yeah, a majority of Americans that don't

783
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 3: even want to be arming the Israeli government. So if

784
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 3: you want to take that a step for it, like,

785
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 3: should we just go into a hot war now in

786
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:56,959
Speaker 3: the Middle East? Again, I'm not sure. Aside from the

787
00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 3: Raytheon crew of voters, you're going to have much support.

788
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, but any man, it's great. It's you Love Award

789
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 2: during a during election, don't you Good times?

790
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 1: And we do now have the super Bowl coming up.

791
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: We know who's going to be in it, Taylor something

792
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 1: that will be starting at quarterback. For uh, the way

793
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 1: it's being covered, people are acting like this whole thing

794
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 1: has been scripted to make it so Taylor Swift is

795
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 1: going to be at the super Bowl basically just just

796
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 1: so they can get cut away shots of her. They've

797
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: they've scripted the entirety of the playoffs so that Travis

798
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 1: Kelsey's team, her boyfriend's team, will be in the super Bowl.

799
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 3: But I mean, but when when she throws that super

800
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 3: Bowl winning touchdown pass to Travis, oh my god, because

801
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,839
Speaker 3: Mahomes gets injured in the game, it's I'm telling you,

802
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 3: And then like she's gonna take her helmet off and

803
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 3: be wearing a Biden twenty twenty four do rag underneath

804
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 3: its Yeah, that seems to be the theory. It's wild

805
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 3: how many people are like it's scripted. And also this

806
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 3: is because Biden, like everybuddy's fucking freaking out on the.

807
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:23,760
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, the right. It's I'm strictly in the Uh.

808
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 1: It would be really hard to script the NFL camp

809
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 1: of this, of this whole thing. Yeah, and also like

810
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: the conspiracy theories don't really hold together, Like some some

811
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: people were claiming that a Canadian TV station was given

812
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 1: the info of who was in the Super Bowl weeks

813
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 1: ago because somebody said, uh, Reba McIntyre, Usher and Post

814
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 1: Malone are slated to perform at San Francisco forty nine

815
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 1: Ers and Baltimore Ravens super Bowl matchup on February eleventh,

816
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,720
Speaker 1: But that isn't what ended up happening.

817
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 2: There was also.

818
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: A piece of Aaron Rodgers had a theory about who

819
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 1: was going to the Super Bowl. He also thought it

820
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: was gonna be the Baltimore Ravens because the logo for

821
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl had their color in it, and that

822
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: has happened in the past that the color of the

823
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 1: logo matches up.

824
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 3: With the teams.

825
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 1: He's like, just look at the colors. Man, just look

826
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,840
Speaker 1: at hey, just look at mine. Do your own research.

827
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 3: I'm all the saying is I'm a fucking expert when

828
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,800
Speaker 3: it comes to semiotics and like breaking down symbolism and imagery.

829
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 3: So I'm just telling you, like the colors here already

830
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 3: presaged everything.

831
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 2: Cool cool.

832
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,360
Speaker 1: One conservative commentator, as you were referring to, posted that

833
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: it's all rigged in an effort to spread Democrat propaganda,

834
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 1: and the halftime show will find Taylor Swift endorsing Joe

835
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 1: Biden despite the fact that she's not actually performing at

836
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 1: the halftime show. So I don't know, I don't know

837
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: who'll believe here. To be honest with you, it's because

838
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 1: Vivek has.

839
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 3: The most disgusting people on Twitter formally known as are

840
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 3: like also chiming in, creepy ass Jack psobiac like think

841
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 3: just tweeted thinking about when Taylor Swift called out the

842
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 3: Soros family in twenty nineteen for buying the rights to

843
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 3: her music, and then how she came out a super

844
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 3: liberal in twenty twenty, and then Uncle Viv chimed in

845
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 3: and said, I wonder who's going to win the Super

846
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 3: Bowl next month? And I wonder if there's a major

847
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:28,280
Speaker 3: presidential endorsement coming from an artificially culturally propped up couple.

848
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 3: This fall just some wild speculation over here. Let's see

849
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 3: how age is over the next eight months. So it's

850
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 3: just wild too because conservatives they modulate between she's irrelevant

851
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 3: and talentless and like a loser and or she's the

852
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 3: biggest threat to the MAGA takeover. So again with all y'all,

853
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 3: just please pick one and just I mean, I know

854
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 3: it's you guys, blow wherever the wind blows you, but

855
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 3: just stick to one.

856
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 2: Can we just stick to Maga downfall like that's what

857
00:46:59,600 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 2: she is?

858
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would just be helpful from our perspective for

859
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: like narrative purposes.

860
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,839
Speaker 3: And speaking of pick one, Taylor, if you.

861
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: Could tell me who to vote for as soon as possible,

862
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 1: I'm just getting a little antsy over here.

863
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 2: I could use your guidance. Can you help me pick

864
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 2: one prop bet?

865
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 3: I should go all in onto because you probably have

866
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 3: the insight.

867
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: Info girl, So one prop bet that doctors don't want

868
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 1: you to know about all right, shot, those are some

869
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 1: of the things that are trending on this Monday, January

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00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 1: twenty ninth.

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00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 3: We are back.

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Speaker 1: Tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show. Until then,

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Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get

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Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we

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Speaker 1: will talk to you all tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Bye bye,