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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm never alone. I'm always
Speaker 1: around with my Chinese best friend. Hey, thanks for listening
Speaker 1: to Matasaka podcast. You're you're in the level now that
Speaker 1: you're Elvis Presley. How do you feel about that? Michael
Speaker 1: Blackson mean, nobody ever call me Elvis Presley, but I
Speaker 1: appreciate the company. Mike ever hanged out with you before?
Speaker 1: Walk around with you. It's like people screaming everywhere everywhere,
Speaker 1: homeless people screaming. Oh, Masker, you almost caused a major
Speaker 1: accident of the one on one freeway. When I was
Speaker 1: driving with you over there, there's this guy. He had
Speaker 1: like a nine range Rover, just like me, and he
Speaker 1: was all he was doing was filming of the One
Speaker 1: on one premiere. I'm like, Mike, he's gonna get in
Speaker 1: a fucking accident and he got you on tape. That's
Speaker 1: not a fan, it's a stalker, motherfucker. Now he's a fan, Mike.
Speaker 1: You know what the crazy thing is? When I'm with you,
Speaker 1: we could be eating somewhere real fancy, and you hear
Speaker 1: a guy screaming in the background and your mothersucker? And
Speaker 1: then all the people what is going on? My fans
Speaker 1: are will that it happens all the time. I could
Speaker 1: be in an airport a bunch of black kids, I
Speaker 1: see me, Hey, you bitch, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 1: And then a white lady like what what am I
Speaker 1: calling about? What? These people are so mean? I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's okay, these are my fans. First, what do you
Speaker 1: do when you're killing killing? Why do you call your
Speaker 1: pitching city and word? But yeah, it's all love, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I've noticed about your friends. It's like the
Speaker 1: more they say disrespectful things is the more they love you.
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, yeah, it's amazing, Yeah fan and more.
Speaker 1: That's not more love to show me the worst, to
Speaker 1: curse me, like you black bitch. I'm like that guy
Speaker 1: loves me. Yeah, that that guy loves me. That he
Speaker 1: lives on my page. There's my true fans, man. That's amazing.
Speaker 1: That's very different from all the big fans of other
Speaker 1: big people. Fact, you know, it's a funny. I share
Speaker 1: birthday with like Trey Songs, right, and I'm my one
Speaker 1: year I went on his trade songs page on his
Speaker 1: birthday and the girls like, oh my god, tray soon,
Speaker 1: we love you, throwing pennies that you have pennies and
Speaker 1: I come on my page on my birthday. Hey, you
Speaker 1: black bitch, crispy fuck, this is on your birthday. This
Speaker 1: is the day your mom shifted you out, you black
Speaker 1: piece of ship. I'm like that motherfucker loved me, right,
Speaker 1: he loves you a lot, a lot of anything in
Speaker 1: the you know, in the regular world of dating. You know,
Speaker 1: I have a special special guest. Um. I mean he's
Speaker 1: a creative director and he's dying up. Give a big money,
Speaker 1: got my man? Missed the Marcus plateau. Marcas was good. Hello,
Speaker 1: everything good, Everything's great. How are you? I'm doing good.
Speaker 1: So she has a problem finding a man. You know,
Speaker 1: it's the same ball in the same boat, going up
Speaker 1: the same ship creek. So I mean, tell us a
Speaker 1: little bit about yourself, Marcus. Um, I am a creative director.
Speaker 1: But what do you want to know about me? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean you're looking for a man, just like she's
Speaker 1: looking for a man. They're they're just they're trash, they're trash.
Speaker 1: So I mean I did some research on you, and
Speaker 1: you know, before you were interested in man, you like
Speaker 1: the women at one point, you would say, at one point,
Speaker 1: and sometimes there's that like it's like tinker Bell flies
Speaker 1: over it, like puts the fairy desk. Well maybe that's now,
Speaker 1: but she's like, I don't know. Sometimes I just want
Speaker 1: to like have sex with a woman. It's weird, but
Speaker 1: it has to be the right woman. It has to
Speaker 1: be like sexually attracted to her. There's like a sexual
Speaker 1: like the body has to be flashbacks like Burnout that
Speaker 1: we called him Burnouts burned my head. So all right,
Speaker 1: So in a gay word, is it harder to because
Speaker 1: my thing when I think gay man, I just think
Speaker 1: you just party and just funk each other all day,
Speaker 1: like I thought man would just because men we want
Speaker 1: to funk. Right, I want to funk a woman every
Speaker 1: day I have. I have a cookie problem, right, that's
Speaker 1: your problem, that's my problem. So if if a gay
Speaker 1: man I want if men are all the same way,
Speaker 1: they just want to sunk all the time, and they
Speaker 1: the man that you know, just be fucking. How hard
Speaker 1: is the final man a gay guy? Uh? Like next
Speaker 1: to impossible. You got on any of the gay dating
Speaker 1: and after all deep party your drugs. It's like you
Speaker 1: have a job, what's what's your wallet? Holy crap? The
Speaker 1: what then am I gonna do with you? High on
Speaker 1: meth on the street girl and look by no And
Speaker 1: that's okay, Like everyone does what they do, but like
Speaker 1: it's it's not like in complicated. I think, like it's
Speaker 1: just there's scenarios that where it like drives down, like
Speaker 1: people that are only looking for sex, people that are
Speaker 1: looking for relationships. But the ones that drive hardest for
Speaker 1: the relationships I've I feel in the gay community like
Speaker 1: they are the ones to wreck at the fastest, are
Speaker 1: the ones to cheat. I won't to know how you
Speaker 1: wear from like just eating pussy the second day. I
Speaker 1: want to just get to the point really, like how
Speaker 1: did you get to them? Yeah, tell us from the
Speaker 1: day you were born. My mouth put on one thing
Speaker 1: and one thing went down my mouth got you. Um No,
Speaker 1: it's like it's it's it's it's attraction for me. I
Speaker 1: like the hyper masculinity of a man. But I think
Speaker 1: a woman's body is like completely beautiful, Like there's a
Speaker 1: lot of art in a woman's body, but and I
Speaker 1: still find that completely beautiful. But there's just something about
Speaker 1: a man that this thing drive drives me up the
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Speaker 1: African King Up Comedy Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask
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Speaker 1: new episode every Tuesday. So you know what's funny, My
Speaker 1: brother had a birthday party at his house, your gay brother, Ye,
Speaker 1: my gay brother. And you know that was like the
Speaker 1: first year he came out, was like he came out
Speaker 1: of the closet. You know, did he pally come out
Speaker 1: the closet? Oh? You know what's funny is he was
Speaker 1: eighteen he went to prom with a girl. Because you know,
Speaker 1: I Filipino culture is very like my mother never really
Speaker 1: he's not getting here, but you know, I know I'm
Speaker 1: the older brother. I see him play with Barbie. Well
Speaker 1: we're going, you know, throw rocks at each other. So
Speaker 1: I already know, mama, he's gay. But you know, it's
Speaker 1: very hard to come out at that time. It was
Speaker 1: like nineties. You know, maybe he was straight too bad
Speaker 1: it So yeah, he took karate class because people always
Speaker 1: bully him, and then he didn't come out, you know,
Speaker 1: until later. But when he came out, it went. He
Speaker 1: brought all his friends. Everybody was wearing tongue at the party.
Speaker 1: He's okay, Yeah, my mom's fine with it. You know.
Speaker 1: Now you know he's very loving. He's very sweet. I
Speaker 1: mean that I love Yeah, great, Like I never thought
Speaker 1: it would be like this. So you you didn't gay?
Speaker 1: Is that what you thought it was? Yeah? They love
Speaker 1: so loving. The boyfriend was so loving. Oh no, I
Speaker 1: thought it was just a bunch of sword fights. Everywhere
Speaker 1: we come in the ruhip you gotta get hit by zero.
Speaker 1: But yeah, there's a loving gay people have the most
Speaker 1: loving energy. It's like after I was I just thought
Speaker 1: it just like just sucking each other dick all day.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of happiness. They love it. They have
Speaker 1: so much energy and love and happen is everywhere where,
Speaker 1: every time we at the party. Oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: like the it's like the light came out. He came
Speaker 1: being gays better than being I mean, no, not mean,
Speaker 1: but I'm talking about like I respect the gay community.
Speaker 1: That's so loving, great energy. It's like so much energy.
Speaker 1: And I thank you for everybody. The underwear, Uh, it's tongues,
Speaker 1: is everything. Everything, there's yeah, there's everything. There's ten different parents.
Speaker 1: This is like the first lunch. And you should hook
Speaker 1: him up Chinese. Al Right, Like you need game models
Speaker 1: because my brother and his boyfriend's model material to treat you, right,
Speaker 1: that's what I need. Well, he's going to try to
Speaker 1: steal your brother. Oh that's gonna cause a family problem.
Speaker 1: They finally just love each other. So they got married.
Speaker 1: They didn't get married. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna get married.
Speaker 1: Which one. Oh he got divorced before the first wedding
Speaker 1: that I can sucking wevel for the wedding. I was
Speaker 1: only invited to the divorce party. I wasn't invited to
Speaker 1: the wedding. Why didn't invite to the wedding? Because I
Speaker 1: guess I'm not a waiting material people. Yeah, but the
Speaker 1: divorce party of I was invited to the divorce party.
Speaker 1: Another tongues and so far, Oh yeah, he's a lot
Speaker 1: of no not sor fin. I didn't see that. They
Speaker 1: were just jumping around the backyard pool, everybody wearing tongues like,
Speaker 1: oh great, did you join it? Don't know No, I
Speaker 1: don't know how to sweam. Unfortunately, I have to go
Speaker 1: back home. All right? How can I get a hold
Speaker 1: of your Yeah, you're you're lying. It's it's launching in March.
Speaker 1: But it's kind of like modest and panties. Do you
Speaker 1: need models? Michael blacks and is not sponsored with Versaci
Speaker 1: and Roberto Forever happen up on the Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: I got plenty of draws. He has boxers to like
Speaker 1: my drawers though they're actually their their panties. Did you
Speaker 1: bring some today, sir? No, didn't, but I'll send you
Speaker 1: so how can it reach you? Information? Uh? Instagram is
Speaker 1: Marcus Underscore John um. The brand is called Plato x
Speaker 1: Marcus John's has Plato by Marcus John and it's gonna
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Speaker 1: so do you have when you would you ever considered
Speaker 1: maybe going back to eating pussy and sucking titty? I have,
Speaker 1: well I've actually done that. Like, let's see if you
Speaker 1: have every ladiful friends here? I got some beautiful friends. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Just come on, ladies, ladies coming, Ladies on here, let
Speaker 1: it just come and say hi. To get frustrated. I
Speaker 1: mean I have all types you have, like generine beauty.
Speaker 1: Come on. You know we have Asian, we have taties.
Speaker 1: Come on coming. I think he's gonna have a baby.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I want a baby. Yes, look at
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