WEBVTT - Highlights: Tigi Tristan & Markas Jon

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<v Speaker 1>Calgary Audio. What's Upsakas walked up to another episode of podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm never alone. I'm always

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<v Speaker 1>around with my Chinese best friend. Hey, thanks for listening

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<v Speaker 1>to Matasaka podcast. You're you're in the level now that

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<v Speaker 1>you're Elvis Presley. How do you feel about that? Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Blackson mean, nobody ever call me Elvis Presley, but I

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate the company. Mike ever hanged out with you before?

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<v Speaker 1>Walk around with you. It's like people screaming everywhere everywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>homeless people screaming. Oh, Masker, you almost caused a major

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<v Speaker 1>accident of the one on one freeway. When I was

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<v Speaker 1>driving with you over there, there's this guy. He had

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<v Speaker 1>like a nine range Rover, just like me, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was all he was doing was filming of the One

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<v Speaker 1>on one premiere. I'm like, Mike, he's gonna get in

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking accident and he got you on tape. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not a fan, it's a stalker, motherfucker. Now he's a fan, Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what the crazy thing is? When I'm with you,

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<v Speaker 1>we could be eating somewhere real fancy, and you hear

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<v Speaker 1>a guy screaming in the background and your mothersucker? And

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<v Speaker 1>then all the people what is going on? My fans

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<v Speaker 1>are will that it happens all the time. I could

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<v Speaker 1>be in an airport a bunch of black kids, I

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<v Speaker 1>see me, Hey, you bitch, how do you feel about that?

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<v Speaker 1>And then a white lady like what what am I

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<v Speaker 1>calling about? What? These people are so mean? I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay, these are my fans. First, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>do when you're killing killing? Why do you call your

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<v Speaker 1>pitching city and word? But yeah, it's all love, man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I've noticed about your friends. It's like the

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<v Speaker 1>more they say disrespectful things is the more they love you.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, Yeah, yeah, it's amazing, Yeah fan and more.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not more love to show me the worst, to

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<v Speaker 1>curse me, like you black bitch. I'm like that guy

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<v Speaker 1>loves me. Yeah, that that guy loves me. That he

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<v Speaker 1>lives on my page. There's my true fans, man. That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very different from all the big fans of other

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<v Speaker 1>big people. Fact, you know, it's a funny. I share

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<v Speaker 1>birthday with like Trey Songs, right, and I'm my one

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<v Speaker 1>year I went on his trade songs page on his

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<v Speaker 1>birthday and the girls like, oh my god, tray soon,

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<v Speaker 1>we love you, throwing pennies that you have pennies and

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<v Speaker 1>I come on my page on my birthday. Hey, you

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<v Speaker 1>black bitch, crispy fuck, this is on your birthday. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the day your mom shifted you out, you black

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<v Speaker 1>piece of ship. I'm like that motherfucker loved me, right,

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<v Speaker 1>he loves you a lot, a lot of anything in

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<v Speaker 1>the you know, in the regular world of dating. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a special special guest. Um. I mean he's

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<v Speaker 1>a creative director and he's dying up. Give a big money,

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<v Speaker 1>got my man? Missed the Marcus plateau. Marcas was good. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>everything good, Everything's great. How are you? I'm doing good.

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<v Speaker 1>So she has a problem finding a man. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the same ball in the same boat, going up

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<v Speaker 1>the same ship creek. So I mean, tell us a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit about yourself, Marcus. Um, I am a creative director.

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<v Speaker 1>But what do you want to know about me? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you're looking for a man, just like she's

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<v Speaker 1>looking for a man. They're they're just they're trash, they're trash.

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean I did some research on you, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, before you were interested in man, you like

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<v Speaker 1>the women at one point, you would say, at one point,

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<v Speaker 1>and sometimes there's that like it's like tinker Bell flies

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<v Speaker 1>over it, like puts the fairy desk. Well maybe that's now,

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<v Speaker 1>but she's like, I don't know. Sometimes I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to like have sex with a woman. It's weird, but

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<v Speaker 1>it has to be the right woman. It has to

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<v Speaker 1>be like sexually attracted to her. There's like a sexual

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<v Speaker 1>like the body has to be flashbacks like Burnout that

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<v Speaker 1>we called him Burnouts burned my head. So all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So in a gay word, is it harder to because

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<v Speaker 1>my thing when I think gay man, I just think

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<v Speaker 1>you just party and just funk each other all day,

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<v Speaker 1>like I thought man would just because men we want

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<v Speaker 1>to funk. Right, I want to funk a woman every

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<v Speaker 1>day I have. I have a cookie problem, right, that's

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<v Speaker 1>your problem, that's my problem. So if if a gay

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<v Speaker 1>man I want if men are all the same way,

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<v Speaker 1>they just want to sunk all the time, and they

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<v Speaker 1>the man that you know, just be fucking. How hard

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<v Speaker 1>is the final man a gay guy? Uh? Like next

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<v Speaker 1>to impossible. You got on any of the gay dating

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<v Speaker 1>and after all deep party your drugs. It's like you

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<v Speaker 1>have a job, what's what's your wallet? Holy crap? The

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<v Speaker 1>what then am I gonna do with you? High on

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<v Speaker 1>meth on the street girl and look by no And

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<v Speaker 1>that's okay, Like everyone does what they do, but like

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's not like in complicated. I think, like it's

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<v Speaker 1>just there's scenarios that where it like drives down, like

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<v Speaker 1>people that are only looking for sex, people that are

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<v Speaker 1>looking for relationships. But the ones that drive hardest for

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<v Speaker 1>the relationships I've I feel in the gay community like

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<v Speaker 1>they are the ones to wreck at the fastest, are

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<v Speaker 1>the ones to cheat. I won't to know how you

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<v Speaker 1>wear from like just eating pussy the second day. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to just get to the point really, like how

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<v Speaker 1>did you get to them? Yeah, tell us from the

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<v Speaker 1>day you were born. My mouth put on one thing

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<v Speaker 1>and one thing went down my mouth got you. Um No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like it's it's it's it's attraction for me. I

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<v Speaker 1>like the hyper masculinity of a man. But I think

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<v Speaker 1>a woman's body is like completely beautiful, Like there's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of art in a woman's body, but and I

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<v Speaker 1>still find that completely beautiful. But there's just something about

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<v Speaker 1>a man that this thing drive drives me up the

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<v Speaker 1>balling over the balcony. What's up, mad Socas? This is

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<v Speaker 1>African King Up Comedy Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask

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<v Speaker 1>new episode every Tuesday. So you know what's funny, My

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<v Speaker 1>brother had a birthday party at his house, your gay brother, Ye,

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<v Speaker 1>my gay brother. And you know that was like the

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<v Speaker 1>first year he came out, was like he came out

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<v Speaker 1>of the closet. You know, did he pally come out

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<v Speaker 1>the closet? Oh? You know what's funny is he was

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen he went to prom with a girl. Because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I Filipino culture is very like my mother never really

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<v Speaker 1>he's not getting here, but you know, I know I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the older brother. I see him play with Barbie. Well

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<v Speaker 1>we're going, you know, throw rocks at each other. So

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<v Speaker 1>I already know, mama, he's gay. But you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>very hard to come out at that time. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like nineties. You know, maybe he was straight too bad

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<v Speaker 1>it So yeah, he took karate class because people always

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<v Speaker 1>bully him, and then he didn't come out, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>until later. But when he came out, it went. He

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<v Speaker 1>brought all his friends. Everybody was wearing tongue at the party.

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<v Speaker 1>He's okay, Yeah, my mom's fine with it. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you know he's very loving. He's very sweet. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean that I love Yeah, great, Like I never thought

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<v Speaker 1>it would be like this. So you you didn't gay?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you thought it was? Yeah? They love

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<v Speaker 1>so loving. The boyfriend was so loving. Oh no, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was just a bunch of sword fights. Everywhere

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<v Speaker 1>we come in the ruhip you gotta get hit by zero.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, there's a loving gay people have the most

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<v Speaker 1>loving energy. It's like after I was I just thought

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<v Speaker 1>it just like just sucking each other dick all day.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of happiness. They love it. They have

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<v Speaker 1>so much energy and love and happen is everywhere where,

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<v Speaker 1>every time we at the party. Oh my god, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like the it's like the light came out. He came

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<v Speaker 1>being gays better than being I mean, no, not mean,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm talking about like I respect the gay community.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so loving, great energy. It's like so much energy.

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<v Speaker 1>And I thank you for everybody. The underwear, Uh, it's tongues,

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<v Speaker 1>is everything. Everything, there's yeah, there's everything. There's ten different parents.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like the first lunch. And you should hook

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<v Speaker 1>him up Chinese. Al Right, Like you need game models

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<v Speaker 1>because my brother and his boyfriend's model material to treat you, right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I need. Well, he's going to try to

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<v Speaker 1>steal your brother. Oh that's gonna cause a family problem.

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<v Speaker 1>They finally just love each other. So they got married.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't get married. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna get married.

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<v Speaker 1>Which one. Oh he got divorced before the first wedding

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<v Speaker 1>that I can sucking wevel for the wedding. I was

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<v Speaker 1>only invited to the divorce party. I wasn't invited to

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<v Speaker 1>the wedding. Why didn't invite to the wedding? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I'm not a waiting material people. Yeah, but the

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<v Speaker 1>divorce party of I was invited to the divorce party.

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<v Speaker 1>Another tongues and so far, Oh yeah, he's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of no not sor fin. I didn't see that. They

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<v Speaker 1>were just jumping around the backyard pool, everybody wearing tongues like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh great, did you join it? Don't know No, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how to sweam. Unfortunately, I have to go

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<v Speaker 1>back home. All right? How can I get a hold

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<v Speaker 1>of your Yeah, you're you're lying. It's it's launching in March.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's kind of like modest and panties. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>need models? Michael blacks and is not sponsored with Versaci

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<v Speaker 1>and Roberto Forever happen up on the Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>I got plenty of draws. He has boxers to like

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<v Speaker 1>my drawers though they're actually their their panties. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>bring some today, sir? No, didn't, but I'll send you

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<v Speaker 1>so how can it reach you? Information? Uh? Instagram is

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<v Speaker 1>Marcus Underscore John um. The brand is called Plato x

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<v Speaker 1>Marcus John's has Plato by Marcus John and it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be fabulous. Is this spell like Plato? Like the Plato toys,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like the philosopher like with a D O

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<v Speaker 1>or D L A T O L A T. And

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<v Speaker 1>so do you have when you would you ever considered

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<v Speaker 1>maybe going back to eating pussy and sucking titty? I have,

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<v Speaker 1>well I've actually done that. Like, let's see if you

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<v Speaker 1>have every ladiful friends here? I got some beautiful friends. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Just come on, ladies, ladies coming, Ladies on here, let

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<v Speaker 1>it just come and say hi. To get frustrated. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I have all types you have, like generine beauty.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on. You know we have Asian, we have taties.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on coming. I think he's gonna have a baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I want a baby. Yes, look at

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<v Speaker 1>these beautiful ladies scared us. Yes, the chocolate factory has arrived.

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<v Speaker 1>The Mother Soccer Podcast with me Michael Blackson. It's a

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