WEBVTT - Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 23 0:00:01.320 --> 0:00:04.440 Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest Tits, 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:07.800 flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold every 0:00:07.840 --> 0:00:12.320 Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Ricking Bubba's Greatest. 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:14.880 Tits, Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba. 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:20.000 Greg, I don't even know where we're to begin. Well, 0:00:19.600 --> 0:00:22.400 we all love our pets, boy, don't we? 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:24.680 And I love we've all. 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:26.920 We've all been documented to do things for our pets 0:00:26.920 --> 0:00:28.760 that quite frankly, we can't believe we did. 0:00:28.880 --> 0:00:29.560 Absolutely no. 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:32.400 I mean, and I know Greg especially, I mean I 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:35.559 remember when Greg was a hard working pole climbing You know, 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:37.000 he used to check our hands. 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:37.479 For paper cuts. 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:40.640 See yeah, and uh now you can't find a callous 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:41.880 on them hands. 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:44.200 Not a callous there. And I'm gonna start cutting wood 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:44.640 on side. 0:00:44.720 --> 0:00:46.720 He has a he has a house star. He has 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:50.240 a house dog. The house dog. I know. It's just weird. 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:53.280 So you it was shot time for the It's shot 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:54.800 time for old baby Girl. You remember she's the one 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:56.800 I lost for five days. 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:58.760 Right, and you her name is baby Girl. 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:00.920 Yeah, Because we didn't really planning on keeping any of 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:02.560 the puppies, so we didn't really name them and we 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:05.040 just kind of would label them, and that one stuck 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:07.120 on her and then we ended up with her and 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:08.720 we we just had that time to really name her. 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:11.440 And the little the little boy puppy they were keeping 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:12.800 or were gonna named Patrick Swayze. 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:15.280 And actually we didn't have game. 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:19.920 We gave Cam Newton away, did you really? Yeah, but uh, no. 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:20.880 Baby's time. 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:23.000 I'd ignored her on her shot, so I needed to 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:25.399 get her shots and all and uh and she had 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:27.319 a little skin problem going to but. 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:33.680 Little skin problem. Had a little patch of hair or something. 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:36.319 But she's good. Like the main patch of hair crashed. 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:38.399 It gave her some medicine like the beginning of the 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:39.160 main Yeah. 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:41.600 I'd be afraid of that dog when it never finds 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:45.120 out what they just named baby girl. Yeah, anyway, she 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:46.840 comes to it though when you call her, well, yeah, 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:50.880 she she knows that's what that means. Anyway, So she's outside, 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:53.880 just rough dog, you know. I let her run off 0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:55.520 that time, but I think she's oldough now she find 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:57.680 her way home. But anyway, so I had to take 0:01:57.680 --> 0:02:00.840 her to the Barry Barry Animal Clinic months where I go. 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:03.080 They do a great job, by the way, goodness, So 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:06.160 that's about maybe twenty five thirty minute drive. So I 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:08.320 take Chandler's car because she's got to win him elements 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:08.720 and you. 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:10.520 Know, you just hold them out. So you take your 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:14.799 daughter's car because it's easy to element. What is an element? 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:16.960 Yeah, you got all kinds of room in it, and 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:18.720 she was just rund of square. Oh it was like 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:20.640 a box. Yeah, it was like a school a little 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:23.079 bit school bus. Anyway, can hose it out? Oh yeah, 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:25.480 it's's vinyl. Everything in there, it's this and you wouldn't 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:27.600 believe the room. It's perfect for putting a mangy and 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:31.519 the doors come open. It's awesome. So so Chandler's. 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:32.560 Got to go back to school with a car that 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:33.160 had a mangy. 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:33.399 Dollar. 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:36.600 Well, I vacuated news. The dollars got the shots. The 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:38.400 bad news is your daughter's hair is falling out. 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:40.480 Yeah, and I see you vack him. I bet you 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:42.079 did a really good They said it in that kind 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:44.040 that you can that you can spread it. But Greg 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:47.080 has a truck, right, yes, what should jump out of it? 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:49.239 Not if you put her in a carrier in the 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:51.359 I don't have a carrier. I ain't ain't that into it. 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:51.720 I'm not. 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:55.200 I'm not investing, but he'll drive thirty minutes. Yeah, to 0:02:55.280 --> 0:03:00.760 save ten dollars. No, did you give me a talking 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:02.920 about that off air? But anyway, and they do a 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:05.480 really good job, and uh so, so. 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:07.560 Greg, you gotta understand you've got a house dog. We're sweaters, 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:09.800 but a carrier's out of the question. I don't carry 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:13.959 dogs and carriers. Okay, I just don't ted. How about 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:16.160 baby girl? Last time I took her, she weighed six pounds. 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:18.839 She weighed forty pounds. Good grief, So it's been a while. 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:20.079 Well, she's eating good. 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:22.480 It has been a while by the lake sou anyway, 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:24.760 So I get there and everything goes back like it 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:26.519 normally does. You go in there, she's trying to play 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:29.280 with other dogs and she gets completely spooked, and so. 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:30.560 We get through it. That's no problem. And all the 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:32.720 other owners are freaked out because he got some mangy dogs. 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:36.680 I guess you had her on the leash though there, No, 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:40.680 that's the problem. They even provide a leash for you. Yeah, look, 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:43.400 she was good. So I get we get done, everything 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:46.720 goes good and uh fo or twice. So I'm leaving 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:49.280 and you know you gotta go up and pay. Well, 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:51.480 now she wants to play with other dogs. You don't 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:53.120 have a leash owner now, So I said, well, I'm 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:55.480 gonna go stick in the car. Yeah, you come back 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:58.640 in here and pay. Yeah, let me stick in the car, 0:03:58.680 --> 0:03:59.400 come back here and pay. 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:02.240 So I do. So, I pay, and I leave bopping. 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:04.040 As I see her, she's sitting in the driver's seat 0:04:04.080 --> 0:04:07.120 looking at me, just the grinning. I go hit the handle. 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:11.200 She's locked herself in there with the keys. What and 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:12.760 the keys are in the ignition, which I didn't think 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:14.560 a car would lock with them in theignition, but evidently 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:17.600 this one does. Listen, And I ain't got a spare key, 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:18.760 you know. We went through that at the time she 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:20.040 lost them, and I said I was gonna get a 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:21.800 spare key. I still hadn't. Yeah, that's what that's what 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:23.400 I've been on top of that, you know. So this 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:25.600 trip you really saved a lot. Yeah, so I hadn't. 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:28.320 Now it worked out, so I don't have a spare key. 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:29.960 I'm trying to get her to hit the button again 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:31.880 to open it, call her to the window to get 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:33.040 her excited so she could hit. 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:36.520 It again or she can't right and back up if 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:37.479 she pushes it again. 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:42.200 No, it's the automatic door button, the automatic power locks. Yeah, 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:45.000 she hit it, locked the whole Well, you come out 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:46.960 and there's a dog in your car with with the 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:49.000 keys in nition locked lock, locked. 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:50.760 Herself in it, and it's looking at you like, hey, 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:51.200 let's go. 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:54.520 Yeah, and you can't kind of warm too. You can't 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:56.240 get in. No, I can't get in. I don't have 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:58.520 a spare key. So here's what's funny, though. I walk 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:01.680 in uh in doctor Barry's uh office, and I said, 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:03.440 you don't even believe it's my dog's locked me out 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:04.919 of the car and you want They said it happens 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:07.240 all the time. They said it happens all the time. 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:10.000 And in fact they had one knock a car out 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:13.000 of gear and run off in the ditch one, so 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:14.320 they said that is very common. 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:17.040 Did they sell pet Carey? Of course, I was real happy. 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:19.039 You know, you know how I dog, I had it 0:05:19.080 --> 0:05:19.520 pretty good. 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:22.440 When you saw it locked on Easter weekend, I might ask, right, 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:24.000 what did you What did you say? 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:27.200 I ain't gonna tell you I wouldn't. I handled it 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:27.719 pretty good. 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:29.560 Just for a quick second, I had just a moment 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:32.000 of weakness and I let one word that I shouldn't have. 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:33.880 Of course, I turned around as little girl standard holding 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:37.880 her puppey behind it, and I apologized to her and 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:42.200 her mother. I said, I said, with the dogs locked 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:44.280 me out of the car, And she was almost like, well, 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:44.719 I get it this. 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:46.520 How loud did you say the word? 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:49.120 It wasn't that. I'm talking. Well, the mom and the 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:51.240 the little girl, it wasn't real bad. They didn't have 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:53.360 well in front of it. Well yeah, well it. 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:55.080 Wasn't an awful word, but I'm trying. Did you crank 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:55.359 it up with? 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:55.760 Well? 0:05:56.320 --> 0:05:59.560 No, actually, bother me. I handled it way better than. 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:02.400 To hear from that mom. But I'd like she might 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:03.279 have at angle. 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:07.120 They said that the dog still has his mouth open. Anyway, 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:09.520 So look we call. They call some. 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:13.040 Guy that you're thirty minutes from home, keys and ignition 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:15.680 and he's in a hot car by the way, which 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:17.160 eventually is gonna go to the bathroom. 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:18.640 Still can't believe you don't have a listen. 0:06:18.640 --> 0:06:21.240 If Glendler didn't have all that stuff on her key ring, 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:22.440 I would had the keys in my pocket. 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:24.400 But you know how they are sixteen year old girls. 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:26.839 They got a key ring with everything hanging on and 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:28.040 I was gonna put that in my pocket. 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:29.960 So you don't just have a key of your own that. 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:32.560 No, Evidently I need to get one because this second time, 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:36.440 did you get the dogs out and you in? Well, 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:39.000 they call Oldpale down the road, so and so with 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:40.760 the body shop, he'll come down here and do it. 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:43.960 Well, wait, he finally shows up. He gets out and he goes. 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:45.719 Man, my brother's got my break in stuff and he's 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:46.880 in his car and I can't find it. 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:49.200 I said, okay, so that didn't work it. 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:52.159 What's the dog said? She just laid down in the 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:53.880 back looking at me. I'll look in the windows, she'll 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:55.560 look up at me. She just laid down, gave up. 0:06:56.080 --> 0:07:00.600 And then finally it's probably surphrase her. I think what 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:04.599 time would would think Fraser? It was about eleven eleven? 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:07.400 It was hot star anyway, Officer Fraser, I believe who 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:09.240 it is got up to night. He came and got 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:12.480 it out really yeah, before before brain damage set in on. 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:16.000 She was a little bit groggy, right, she was good. 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:17.880 I crank the air up, revived her. Did you get 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:19.760 Officer Fraser? And also speak to the little girl and 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:21.840 trying to drig on her that was a minor part. 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:24.280 In fact, I don't even I'm not sure she even heard. 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:26.680 So do you have to pay the nice officer? No, 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:29.000 if there's something you know, they don't want to make 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:29.880 a habit of doing that. 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:31.440 But if you got a baby or a dog in 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:33.400 a car, and they'll do it because you know, eventually 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:36.320 probably a dog maybe or a dog. How about a 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:40.040 dog named baby? Yeah? But anyway, when I walked out, 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:42.760 she had locked that door. How long did it take you? 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:45.800 By forty five minutes to get the whole thing? Oh, 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:46.720 take care of. 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:51.240 Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba. 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:52.760 Uh, undoubtedly. 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:55.520 If you've been listening lately, our wives have found themselves 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:58.760 in all sorts of situations. Up we've talked about Sherry. 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:02.440 Now Betty Loud joins us. Betty Lou Bussy Bubba's wife, Betty. 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:04.160 How you doing? I'm great. 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:05.120 How are y'all? Well? 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:08.480 I've got a weird email from subway security, New York City. 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:09.480 Do you know anything about that? 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:16.560 Well, I tell you somehow or another I was somehow 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:19.360 they thought I was a racist against battalions on the subway. 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:22.600 I don't know what happened. I announced that I loved spaghetti, 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:24.320 but it didn't seem to matter. I don't know why. 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:26.000 Let me be sure of this. 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:28.160 You and you and your family are on the subway 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:29.320 New York City. 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:32.400 We have us ricked me, Betty and the kids. We're 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:35.240 on the seven train right, Okay. We're coming back from 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:38.960 the US Open, which is also where the Mets play. 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:40.800 It's out at the end of the line, out near 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:44.760 LaGuardia Airport and uh Guardia Guidia. 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:48.360 You're going to going to LaGuardia And it's. 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:50.520 A it's a nice forty five minute ride on the 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:54.480 subway back to Grand Central station and it is packed, okay, 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:57.000 and like sardines. It's fact. 0:08:57.200 --> 0:09:00.079 Yes, Betty and I are standing fairly close together. The 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:03.240 kids are in the kind of area, but they're not 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:04.640 exactly right with us. 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:08.360 It's two bigger crafts and and and somehow, Betty, you 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:12.520 got into a disagreement with Italian picture picture this. 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:15.560 We're all standing up, you know, trying to hold on 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:18.240 to those rail things, you know. As the train goes 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:22.240 back and forth. There's this man sitting reading a book 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:25.040 and he looks, did y'all see Cheaper by the dozen? 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:27.880 The guys the second one where the dark haired guy 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:31.480 with the dark glasses. He's Seth Martin's nemesis or whatever. 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:35.040 Yeah, he's also he's also in the Best in Show 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:35.520 and all that. 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:40.240 Yeah that is this guy by the way, can't think. Yeah, 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:43.360 I don't remember his name, but anyway, and he has 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:45.680 some kind of shirt on. I mean, I didn't notice. 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:47.840 I just saw a guy rading, you know. So anyway, 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:51.800 we had been given these hats too at us Open, 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:54.080 so I was trying to hold on to these hats 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:56.000 that everybody had to have. Of course, we ended up 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:58.280 leaving in his hotel because nobody cared about him once. 0:09:58.200 --> 0:09:59.839 We got them home, right, it was a big deal 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:01.040 while you were there. Had to have it. 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:03.560 Oh yeah, I had to have that. So any fly 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:05.559 and imistress or something. 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:08.920 Something Emirates airline, it's something. 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:12.360 So anyway, I'm holding these hats with all I can 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:14.480 to do, trying to hold onto the real two will. 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:17.120 Apparently one of the hats hit his book or something, 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:19.800 and I didn't even realize it. Didn't realize it, you know, 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:21.240 because I'm just trying to hold on. 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:23.559 Plus we're packed in there like human charges. 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:25.640 Yes, and not fall in his lap, you know, that 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:27.880 would I guess that really would have offended him if 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:29.360 I were to just sat in his lap, you know. 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:34.120 But anyway, he next thing I know, I'm turned around 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.520 the other way trying to hold on. I was just 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:38.640 trying to figure out which way would be the best, 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:40.840 you know, to hold on, doing it too handed or 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:44.000 go into the one pole with both hands. You Anyway, 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:45.559 I had my back too, and the next thing I know, 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:48.960 somebody's poking me on the back or whatever. And I 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:51.680 turned around. I said yes, and he said, you have 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:55.280 hit my book twice or some like that. It sounded 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:59.080 almost like a German you know what, papos you know, 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:02.200 I turn around. I just kind of looked at him, 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:04.120 and I know it probably made him mad that I 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:06.200 never did say anything because I was thinking, am I 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:07.200 being punked? Or what? 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:10.160 You know what I mean, you're thinking what you're thinking? 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:12.360 Hey good, and we're all packed in here, you trying 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:14.560 to read a book. It's stupid anyway, right, I know. 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:18.440 And so anyway, I said, are you? I said, really, 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:23.240 I needn't say it like smart, right, but I said, really, well, 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:25.559 I'm so sorry, you know, And then I just kind 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:28.520 of looked at him again, like laugh and say you're kidding, now, 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:29.400 are you right right? 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:31.520 Please tell me you're not overly upset. 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:34.559 About this, And so then he went into this no, no, 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:36.920 and then he goes, you have hit my book twice. 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:40.839 And we were here before. I know you Americans are 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:43.920 here and we were here too, and we are important too. 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:47.280 You see my shirt, and you think I am sitting 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:49.400 here blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:49.680 You know what. 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:54.040 So he's not. He's not. He's not a state trooper 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:54.959 working highway one night. 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:58.600 In what I turned around and I was trying to 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:01.559 study his shirt and well what I was trying to 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:03.600 figure out what kind of shirt? Why you didn't even 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:05.560 know what kind of shirt he had on? I thought, well, 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:07.400 I figured he got it old navy or so I 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:09.240 was look like old navy to me, you know what 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:11.679 I mean, I don't know what shirt is Italian and 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:15.360 what's not. So anyway, the more I just studied him 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:17.840 look at him, the matter he seemed to get. So anyway, 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:20.240 he just well, there was a girl. There was two 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:22.880 girls speaking. You'll hear all kinds of languages. They were 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:25.320 French or Spanish or something. I don't even know what 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:29.440 they were speaking of down that Spanish. He finally you 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:34.680 have he finally gets off the subway after a few 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:38.079 more Well, and he never did say anything else after that, 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:40.800 you know, and I just kta would kind of look 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:46.840 at him every now he finally gets off the subway, 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:49.960 and those one of those girls, in just as great 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:53.000 English as you've ever heard, better than I speak English, 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:55.319 said that's been speaking of this other language the whole time. 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:56.440 She goes, so, your. 0:12:56.320 --> 0:13:02.320 Friend got off, so said yeah, I guess so, or 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:04.200 something like that. And she said, well, he told me 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:07.640 I was smothering him while ago. One of those the 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:09.280 man was a little bit paranoid. 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:11.960 Well, he gives you a whole speech about being an 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:14.800 immigrant over over your hat bumping bumping. 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:16.080 You know what you should have said. 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:18.520 Look, you said you were on the subway first, I 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:19.440 was in the country first. 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:20.040 How about that? 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:23.840 I know? Well, really, what I was dying to say 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:25.960 is if you were any kind of a gentleman like 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:27.760 we have in the south here, but would get up 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:28.360 and let me sit. 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:35.240 Hey, how about that? I am Well girl, Well, Betty, 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:37.280 let's face it. 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:40.720 Based on the story about you and about Shery today, 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:42.479 gentlemen must be a thing of the past. 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:44.120 Well they don't exist anymore. 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:46.640 And Rick, what's so, what's so odd about this? There's 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:50.000 so many people on the car. He's sitting down, and 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:51.600 I'm standing next to him. 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:54.200 Betty and I are. 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:57.240 We we have maybe one or two people between us 0:13:57.240 --> 0:14:00.199 and maybe one but we're no more than two three 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:04.079 foot apart. And there's so much noise and clacking and 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:06.880 that thing moving. This goes on and I don't even 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:09.920 know what's happening. And I'm talking to guy standing next 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:12.120 to me, and I look around and I see Betty 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:14.520 moving away, and she's got that look on her face 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:17.520 like something's wrong, you know. And I'm looking at her, 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:19.440 going to you okay, and she's she doesn't want to 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:21.960 talk about it, of course, with him standing sitting right there, 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:24.680 because he's giving me the sign I'll tell you later. 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:27.440 And I noticed the other ladies standing there all have 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:28.320 a funny look. 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:28.800 On their face. 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:33.000 So I can't tell what's going on, and I think, 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:34.840 oh my gosh, am I fixing have to, you know, 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:39.160 go to fisticut going on in the New York subway, 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:40.520 which which I try to avoid. 0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:43.000 Yeah, when we all should should like to. 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:45.120 Go down the mall fight like everybody else, but you know, 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:45.960 I try to avoid it. 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:46.440 On the seven. 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:48.720 What is this generation of men right now that have 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:51.760 become a bunch of drama queens. I mean, it's unbelievable. 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:54.840 I don't know, but I started asking him as Calhoun 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:55.760 County meant anything. 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:58.160 Yeah, they don't, you know, like. 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:00.240 We always say, Look, we may not be in out 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:01.920 in Calhoun County, but we can go county. 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:05.520 Well, you know, after he left, I asked Betty, I said, 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:08.120 what happened? She goes, I really don't know what happened. 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:11.400 So I you know, I'm totally confused at this point 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:13.800 because you know, Betty has called me before to say 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:15.360 I'm up under an eighteen wheeler and. 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:16.360 I don't know how I got there. 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:18.320 Yeah, right, you know you just have to kind of 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:19.680 try to figure it all out. 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:21.560 And uh, just very bizarre. 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:23.920 So your hat bumped his book and it lets you 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:25.320 a speech about m immigration. 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:28.600 See I'm not real sure that I even bumped him. 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:30.360 I think it might have been Caitlin. She was the 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:33.200 one standing closer to him, But I guess he realized 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:35.080 she was a child and didn't want to say anything 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:38.000 to her, so he realized I was her mom and 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:40.320 then got told me I did. I don't even think 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:42.120 I could have bumped his book. I wasn't staying in 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:42.760 that close. 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:43.560 Enough to you know what I mean. 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:46.560 We're crammed in. We're crammed in a subway, all of 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:47.040 us on top. 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:50.320 We're in a subway. We're zipping along. There's a graffiti 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:54.000 on everything that's not moved. Sure, okay, and uh, and 0:15:54.040 --> 0:15:55.600 I'm trying to figure out what's going on. 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:58.640 I thought, oh God, forget, don't forget. The night before 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:00.960 when we were on the subway, three guys get on 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:05.840 there with bikes over everybody's feet and everything else was bikes. 0:16:05.640 --> 0:16:07.440 If he would have been I would love to have 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:09.560 seen the altercation with the little man with the book 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:11.240 with bikes, you know what I mean. He would have 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:13.080 had a heart attack if the bikes would have got 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:13.360 on there. 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:15.840 And he thought you had an issue with Italians in general. 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:18.960