Speaker 1: Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest Tits,
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Speaker 3: Greg, I don't even know where we're to begin. Well,
Speaker 3: we all love our pets, boy, don't we?
Speaker 4: And I love we've all.
Speaker 5: We've all been documented to do things for our pets
Speaker 5: that quite frankly, we can't believe we did.
Speaker 4: Absolutely no.
Speaker 5: I mean, and I know Greg especially, I mean I
Speaker 5: remember when Greg was a hard working pole climbing You know,
Speaker 5: he used to check our hands.
Speaker 4: For paper cuts.
Speaker 5: See yeah, and uh now you can't find a callous
Speaker 5: on them hands.
Speaker 3: Not a callous there. And I'm gonna start cutting wood
Speaker 3: on side.
Speaker 4: He has a he has a house star. He has
Speaker 4: a house dog. The house dog. I know. It's just weird.
Speaker 3: So you it was shot time for the It's shot
Speaker 3: time for old baby Girl. You remember she's the one
Speaker 3: I lost for five days.
Speaker 5: Right, and you her name is baby Girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Because we didn't really planning on keeping any of
Speaker 3: the puppies, so we didn't really name them and we
Speaker 3: just kind of would label them, and that one stuck
Speaker 3: on her and then we ended up with her and
Speaker 3: we we just had that time to really name her.
Speaker 5: And the little the little boy puppy they were keeping
Speaker 5: or were gonna named Patrick Swayze.
Speaker 4: And actually we didn't have game.
Speaker 3: We gave Cam Newton away, did you really? Yeah, but uh, no.
Speaker 4: Baby's time.
Speaker 3: I'd ignored her on her shot, so I needed to
Speaker 3: get her shots and all and uh and she had
Speaker 3: a little skin problem going to but.
Speaker 4: Little skin problem. Had a little patch of hair or something.
Speaker 4: But she's good. Like the main patch of hair crashed.
Speaker 4: It gave her some medicine like the beginning of the
Speaker 4: main Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'd be afraid of that dog when it never finds
Speaker 3: out what they just named baby girl. Yeah, anyway, she
Speaker 3: comes to it though when you call her, well, yeah,
Speaker 3: she she knows that's what that means. Anyway, So she's outside,
Speaker 3: just rough dog, you know. I let her run off
Speaker 3: that time, but I think she's oldough now she find
Speaker 3: her way home. But anyway, so I had to take
Speaker 3: her to the Barry Barry Animal Clinic months where I go.
Speaker 3: They do a great job, by the way, goodness, So
Speaker 3: that's about maybe twenty five thirty minute drive. So I
Speaker 3: take Chandler's car because she's got to win him elements
Speaker 3: and you.
Speaker 4: Know, you just hold them out. So you take your
Speaker 4: daughter's car because it's easy to element. What is an element?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got all kinds of room in it, and
Speaker 3: she was just rund of square. Oh it was like
Speaker 3: a box. Yeah, it was like a school a little
Speaker 3: bit school bus. Anyway, can hose it out? Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: it's's vinyl. Everything in there, it's this and you wouldn't
Speaker 3: believe the room. It's perfect for putting a mangy and
Speaker 3: the doors come open. It's awesome. So so Chandler's.
Speaker 5: Got to go back to school with a car that
Speaker 5: had a mangy.
Speaker 6: Dollar.
Speaker 3: Well, I vacuated news. The dollars got the shots. The
Speaker 3: bad news is your daughter's hair is falling out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I see you vack him. I bet you
Speaker 4: did a really good They said it in that kind
Speaker 4: that you can that you can spread it. But Greg
Speaker 4: has a truck, right, yes, what should jump out of it?
Speaker 4: Not if you put her in a carrier in the
Speaker 4: I don't have a carrier. I ain't ain't that into it.
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 5: I'm not investing, but he'll drive thirty minutes. Yeah, to
Speaker 5: save ten dollars. No, did you give me a talking
Speaker 5: about that off air? But anyway, and they do a
Speaker 5: really good job, and uh so, so.
Speaker 3: Greg, you gotta understand you've got a house dog. We're sweaters,
Speaker 3: but a carrier's out of the question. I don't carry
Speaker 3: dogs and carriers. Okay, I just don't ted. How about
Speaker 3: baby girl? Last time I took her, she weighed six pounds.
Speaker 3: She weighed forty pounds. Good grief, So it's been a while.
Speaker 4: Well, she's eating good.
Speaker 3: It has been a while by the lake sou anyway,
Speaker 3: So I get there and everything goes back like it
Speaker 3: normally does. You go in there, she's trying to play
Speaker 3: with other dogs and she gets completely spooked, and so.
Speaker 4: We get through it. That's no problem. And all the
Speaker 4: other owners are freaked out because he got some mangy dogs.
Speaker 3: I guess you had her on the leash though there, No,
Speaker 3: that's the problem. They even provide a leash for you. Yeah, look,
Speaker 3: she was good. So I get we get done, everything
Speaker 3: goes good and uh fo or twice. So I'm leaving
Speaker 3: and you know you gotta go up and pay. Well,
Speaker 3: now she wants to play with other dogs. You don't
Speaker 3: have a leash owner now, So I said, well, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go stick in the car. Yeah, you come back
Speaker 3: in here and pay. Yeah, let me stick in the car,
Speaker 3: come back here and pay.
Speaker 4: So I do. So, I pay, and I leave bopping.
Speaker 3: As I see her, she's sitting in the driver's seat
Speaker 3: looking at me, just the grinning. I go hit the handle.
Speaker 3: She's locked herself in there with the keys. What and
Speaker 3: the keys are in the ignition, which I didn't think
Speaker 3: a car would lock with them in theignition, but evidently
Speaker 3: this one does. Listen, And I ain't got a spare key,
Speaker 3: you know. We went through that at the time she
Speaker 3: lost them, and I said I was gonna get a
Speaker 3: spare key. I still hadn't. Yeah, that's what that's what
Speaker 3: I've been on top of that, you know. So this
Speaker 3: trip you really saved a lot. Yeah, so I hadn't.
Speaker 3: Now it worked out, so I don't have a spare key.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get her to hit the button again
Speaker 3: to open it, call her to the window to get
Speaker 3: her excited so she could hit.
Speaker 4: It again or she can't right and back up if
Speaker 4: she pushes it again.
Speaker 3: No, it's the automatic door button, the automatic power locks. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she hit it, locked the whole Well, you come out
Speaker 3: and there's a dog in your car with with the
Speaker 3: keys in nition locked lock, locked.
Speaker 4: Herself in it, and it's looking at you like, hey,
Speaker 4: let's go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you can't kind of warm too. You can't
Speaker 3: get in. No, I can't get in. I don't have
Speaker 3: a spare key. So here's what's funny, though. I walk
Speaker 3: in uh in doctor Barry's uh office, and I said,
Speaker 3: you don't even believe it's my dog's locked me out
Speaker 3: of the car and you want They said it happens
Speaker 3: all the time. They said it happens all the time.
Speaker 3: And in fact they had one knock a car out
Speaker 3: of gear and run off in the ditch one, so
Speaker 3: they said that is very common.
Speaker 4: Did they sell pet Carey? Of course, I was real happy.
Speaker 4: You know, you know how I dog, I had it
Speaker 4: pretty good.
Speaker 5: When you saw it locked on Easter weekend, I might ask, right,
Speaker 5: what did you What did you say?
Speaker 4: I ain't gonna tell you I wouldn't. I handled it
Speaker 4: pretty good.
Speaker 3: Just for a quick second, I had just a moment
Speaker 3: of weakness and I let one word that I shouldn't have.
Speaker 3: Of course, I turned around as little girl standard holding
Speaker 3: her puppey behind it, and I apologized to her and
Speaker 3: her mother. I said, I said, with the dogs locked
Speaker 3: me out of the car, And she was almost like, well,
Speaker 3: I get it this.
Speaker 4: How loud did you say the word?
Speaker 3: It wasn't that. I'm talking. Well, the mom and the
Speaker 3: the little girl, it wasn't real bad. They didn't have
Speaker 3: well in front of it. Well yeah, well it.
Speaker 4: Wasn't an awful word, but I'm trying. Did you crank
Speaker 4: it up with?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 4: No, actually, bother me. I handled it way better than.
Speaker 5: To hear from that mom. But I'd like she might
Speaker 5: have at angle.
Speaker 4: They said that the dog still has his mouth open. Anyway,
Speaker 4: So look we call. They call some.
Speaker 5: Guy that you're thirty minutes from home, keys and ignition
Speaker 5: and he's in a hot car by the way, which
Speaker 5: eventually is gonna go to the bathroom.
Speaker 4: Still can't believe you don't have a listen.
Speaker 3: If Glendler didn't have all that stuff on her key ring,
Speaker 3: I would had the keys in my pocket.
Speaker 4: But you know how they are sixteen year old girls.
Speaker 3: They got a key ring with everything hanging on and
Speaker 3: I was gonna put that in my pocket.
Speaker 4: So you don't just have a key of your own that.
Speaker 3: No, Evidently I need to get one because this second time,
Speaker 3: did you get the dogs out and you in? Well,
Speaker 3: they call Oldpale down the road, so and so with
Speaker 3: the body shop, he'll come down here and do it.
Speaker 4: Well, wait, he finally shows up. He gets out and he goes.
Speaker 3: Man, my brother's got my break in stuff and he's
Speaker 3: in his car and I can't find it.
Speaker 4: I said, okay, so that didn't work it.
Speaker 3: What's the dog said? She just laid down in the
Speaker 3: back looking at me. I'll look in the windows, she'll
Speaker 3: look up at me. She just laid down, gave up.
Speaker 3: And then finally it's probably surphrase her. I think what
Speaker 3: time would would think Fraser? It was about eleven eleven?
Speaker 3: It was hot star anyway, Officer Fraser, I believe who
Speaker 3: it is got up to night. He came and got
Speaker 3: it out really yeah, before before brain damage set in on.
Speaker 3: She was a little bit groggy, right, she was good.
Speaker 3: I crank the air up, revived her. Did you get
Speaker 3: Officer Fraser? And also speak to the little girl and
Speaker 3: trying to drig on her that was a minor part.
Speaker 3: In fact, I don't even I'm not sure she even heard.
Speaker 3: So do you have to pay the nice officer? No,
Speaker 3: if there's something you know, they don't want to make
Speaker 3: a habit of doing that.
Speaker 4: But if you got a baby or a dog in
Speaker 4: a car, and they'll do it because you know, eventually
Speaker 4: probably a dog maybe or a dog. How about a
Speaker 4: dog named baby? Yeah? But anyway, when I walked out,
Speaker 4: she had locked that door. How long did it take you?
Speaker 4: By forty five minutes to get the whole thing? Oh,
Speaker 4: take care of.
Speaker 2: Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.
Speaker 4: Uh, undoubtedly.
Speaker 3: If you've been listening lately, our wives have found themselves
Speaker 3: in all sorts of situations. Up we've talked about Sherry.
Speaker 3: Now Betty Loud joins us. Betty Lou Bussy Bubba's wife, Betty.
Speaker 3: How you doing? I'm great.
Speaker 7: How are y'all? Well?
Speaker 3: I've got a weird email from subway security, New York City.
Speaker 4: Do you know anything about that?
Speaker 7: Well, I tell you somehow or another I was somehow
Speaker 7: they thought I was a racist against battalions on the subway.
Speaker 7: I don't know what happened. I announced that I loved spaghetti,
Speaker 7: but it didn't seem to matter. I don't know why.
Speaker 4: Let me be sure of this.
Speaker 3: You and you and your family are on the subway
Speaker 3: New York City.
Speaker 5: We have us ricked me, Betty and the kids. We're
Speaker 5: on the seven train right, Okay. We're coming back from
Speaker 5: the US Open, which is also where the Mets play.
Speaker 5: It's out at the end of the line, out near
Speaker 5: LaGuardia Airport and uh Guardia Guidia.
Speaker 4: You're going to going to LaGuardia And it's.
Speaker 7: A it's a nice forty five minute ride on the
Speaker 7: subway back to Grand Central station and it is packed, okay,
Speaker 7: and like sardines. It's fact.
Speaker 5: Yes, Betty and I are standing fairly close together. The
Speaker 5: kids are in the kind of area, but they're not
Speaker 5: exactly right with us.
Speaker 3: It's two bigger crafts and and and somehow, Betty, you
Speaker 3: got into a disagreement with Italian picture picture this.
Speaker 7: We're all standing up, you know, trying to hold on
Speaker 7: to those rail things, you know. As the train goes
Speaker 7: back and forth. There's this man sitting reading a book
Speaker 7: and he looks, did y'all see Cheaper by the dozen?
Speaker 7: The guys the second one where the dark haired guy
Speaker 7: with the dark glasses. He's Seth Martin's nemesis or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's also he's also in the Best in Show
Speaker 3: and all that.
Speaker 7: Yeah that is this guy by the way, can't think. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I don't remember his name, but anyway, and he has
Speaker 7: some kind of shirt on. I mean, I didn't notice.
Speaker 7: I just saw a guy rading, you know. So anyway,
Speaker 7: we had been given these hats too at us Open,
Speaker 7: so I was trying to hold on to these hats
Speaker 7: that everybody had to have. Of course, we ended up
Speaker 7: leaving in his hotel because nobody cared about him once.
Speaker 4: We got them home, right, it was a big deal
Speaker 4: while you were there. Had to have it.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I had to have that. So any fly
Speaker 7: and imistress or something.
Speaker 5: Something Emirates airline, it's something.
Speaker 7: So anyway, I'm holding these hats with all I can
Speaker 7: to do, trying to hold onto the real two will.
Speaker 7: Apparently one of the hats hit his book or something,
Speaker 7: and I didn't even realize it. Didn't realize it, you know,
Speaker 7: because I'm just trying to hold on.
Speaker 4: Plus we're packed in there like human charges.
Speaker 7: Yes, and not fall in his lap, you know, that
Speaker 7: would I guess that really would have offended him if
Speaker 7: I were to just sat in his lap, you know.
Speaker 7: But anyway, he next thing I know, I'm turned around
Speaker 7: the other way trying to hold on. I was just
Speaker 7: trying to figure out which way would be the best,
Speaker 7: you know, to hold on, doing it too handed or
Speaker 7: go into the one pole with both hands. You Anyway,
Speaker 7: I had my back too, and the next thing I know,
Speaker 7: somebody's poking me on the back or whatever. And I
Speaker 7: turned around. I said yes, and he said, you have
Speaker 7: hit my book twice or some like that. It sounded
Speaker 7: almost like a German you know what, papos you know,
Speaker 7: I turn around. I just kind of looked at him,
Speaker 7: and I know it probably made him mad that I
Speaker 7: never did say anything because I was thinking, am I
Speaker 7: being punked? Or what?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, you're thinking what you're thinking?
Speaker 3: Hey good, and we're all packed in here, you trying
Speaker 3: to read a book. It's stupid anyway, right, I know.
Speaker 7: And so anyway, I said, are you? I said, really,
Speaker 7: I needn't say it like smart, right, but I said, really, well,
Speaker 7: I'm so sorry, you know, And then I just kind
Speaker 7: of looked at him again, like laugh and say you're kidding, now,
Speaker 7: are you right right?
Speaker 4: Please tell me you're not overly upset.
Speaker 7: About this, And so then he went into this no, no,
Speaker 7: and then he goes, you have hit my book twice.
Speaker 7: And we were here before. I know you Americans are
Speaker 7: here and we were here too, and we are important too.
Speaker 7: You see my shirt, and you think I am sitting
Speaker 7: here blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 6: You know what.
Speaker 4: So he's not. He's not. He's not a state trooper
Speaker 4: working highway one night.
Speaker 7: In what I turned around and I was trying to
Speaker 7: study his shirt and well what I was trying to
Speaker 7: figure out what kind of shirt? Why you didn't even
Speaker 7: know what kind of shirt he had on? I thought, well,
Speaker 7: I figured he got it old navy or so I
Speaker 7: was look like old navy to me, you know what
Speaker 7: I mean, I don't know what shirt is Italian and
Speaker 7: what's not. So anyway, the more I just studied him
Speaker 7: look at him, the matter he seemed to get. So anyway,
Speaker 7: he just well, there was a girl. There was two
Speaker 7: girls speaking. You'll hear all kinds of languages. They were
Speaker 7: French or Spanish or something. I don't even know what
Speaker 7: they were speaking of down that Spanish. He finally you
Speaker 7: have he finally gets off the subway after a few
Speaker 7: more Well, and he never did say anything else after that,
Speaker 7: you know, and I just kta would kind of look
Speaker 7: at him every now he finally gets off the subway,
Speaker 7: and those one of those girls, in just as great
Speaker 7: English as you've ever heard, better than I speak English,
Speaker 7: said that's been speaking of this other language the whole time.
Speaker 8: She goes, so, your.
Speaker 7: Friend got off, so said yeah, I guess so, or
Speaker 7: something like that. And she said, well, he told me
Speaker 7: I was smothering him while ago. One of those the
Speaker 7: man was a little bit paranoid.
Speaker 3: Well, he gives you a whole speech about being an
Speaker 3: immigrant over over your hat bumping bumping.
Speaker 4: You know what you should have said.
Speaker 3: Look, you said you were on the subway first, I
Speaker 3: was in the country first.
Speaker 4: How about that?
Speaker 7: I know? Well, really, what I was dying to say
Speaker 7: is if you were any kind of a gentleman like
Speaker 7: we have in the south here, but would get up
Speaker 7: and let me sit.
Speaker 4: Hey, how about that? I am Well girl, Well, Betty,
Speaker 4: let's face it.
Speaker 3: Based on the story about you and about Shery today,
Speaker 3: gentlemen must be a thing of the past.
Speaker 4: Well they don't exist anymore.
Speaker 5: And Rick, what's so, what's so odd about this? There's
Speaker 5: so many people on the car. He's sitting down, and
Speaker 5: I'm standing next to him.
Speaker 4: Betty and I are.
Speaker 5: We we have maybe one or two people between us
Speaker 5: and maybe one but we're no more than two three
Speaker 5: foot apart. And there's so much noise and clacking and
Speaker 5: that thing moving. This goes on and I don't even
Speaker 5: know what's happening. And I'm talking to guy standing next
Speaker 5: to me, and I look around and I see Betty
Speaker 5: moving away, and she's got that look on her face
Speaker 5: like something's wrong, you know. And I'm looking at her,
Speaker 5: going to you okay, and she's she doesn't want to
Speaker 5: talk about it, of course, with him standing sitting right there,
Speaker 5: because he's giving me the sign I'll tell you later.
Speaker 5: And I noticed the other ladies standing there all have
Speaker 5: a funny look.
Speaker 4: On their face.
Speaker 5: So I can't tell what's going on, and I think,
Speaker 5: oh my gosh, am I fixing have to, you know,
Speaker 5: go to fisticut going on in the New York subway,
Speaker 5: which which I try to avoid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when we all should should like to.
Speaker 5: Go down the mall fight like everybody else, but you know,
Speaker 5: I try to avoid it.
Speaker 4: On the seven.
Speaker 3: What is this generation of men right now that have
Speaker 3: become a bunch of drama queens. I mean, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 7: I don't know, but I started asking him as Calhoun
Speaker 7: County meant anything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't, you know, like.
Speaker 3: We always say, Look, we may not be in out
Speaker 3: in Calhoun County, but we can go county.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, after he left, I asked Betty, I said,
Speaker 5: what happened? She goes, I really don't know what happened.
Speaker 5: So I you know, I'm totally confused at this point
Speaker 5: because you know, Betty has called me before to say
Speaker 5: I'm up under an eighteen wheeler and.
Speaker 4: I don't know how I got there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, you know you just have to kind of
Speaker 5: try to figure it all out.
Speaker 4: And uh, just very bizarre.
Speaker 3: So your hat bumped his book and it lets you
Speaker 3: a speech about m immigration.
Speaker 7: See I'm not real sure that I even bumped him.
Speaker 7: I think it might have been Caitlin. She was the
Speaker 7: one standing closer to him, But I guess he realized
Speaker 7: she was a child and didn't want to say anything
Speaker 7: to her, so he realized I was her mom and
Speaker 7: then got told me I did. I don't even think
Speaker 7: I could have bumped his book. I wasn't staying in
Speaker 7: that close.
Speaker 1: Enough to you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: We're crammed in. We're crammed in a subway, all of
Speaker 3: us on top.
Speaker 5: We're in a subway. We're zipping along. There's a graffiti
Speaker 5: on everything that's not moved. Sure, okay, and uh, and
Speaker 5: I'm trying to figure out what's going on.
Speaker 7: I thought, oh God, forget, don't forget. The night before
Speaker 7: when we were on the subway, three guys get on
Speaker 7: there with bikes over everybody's feet and everything else was bikes.
Speaker 7: If he would have been I would love to have
Speaker 7: seen the altercation with the little man with the book
Speaker 7: with bikes, you know what I mean. He would have
Speaker 7: had a heart attack if the bikes would have got
Speaker 7: on there.
Speaker 3: And he thought you had an issue with Italians in general.
Speaker 7: I guess so, I don't know. I didn't even know
Speaker 7: he was lily white. I didn't know he was Italian.
Speaker 7: I don't what to see what nationality everybody looks like.
Speaker 7: When I get on something, you know how good, I
Speaker 7: don't care, you know what I mean? And I'm not,
Speaker 7: you know what I mean. We're all on me and
Speaker 7: Heaven together one of these days, hopefully with every knee mouth,
Speaker 7: you know what I mean. So let's get on with it.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, who cares?
Speaker 5: Of course, the rest of the trip, everybody's going, hey, Betty,
Speaker 5: he's up on the attack. I mean, I was like, La,
Speaker 5: let's we'n't order spaghetti for everywhere?
Speaker 4: Spaghetti? Thanks you, glad you got through it.
Speaker 7: Yes, I'm on record.
Speaker 6: I love Italian id Italian.
Speaker 4: You are bumping my book. All right, We'll be right back.
Speaker 2: So they like ricking Bubba, Rick and Bubba.
Speaker 3: After the BCS National Championship game, we're now walking through
Speaker 3: the parking lot. The family has just had a blast.
Speaker 3: We're having a great time, and now we're headed to
Speaker 3: the airport because we were flying out right after the game.
Speaker 3: We've we've discovered there's gonna be no way to go
Speaker 3: and see Blake our Son, which was disappointing, but the
Speaker 3: way the stadium is set up, I mean they're going
Speaker 3: back out from underground on to the buses, and you
Speaker 3: had to go all the way back to their team
Speaker 3: hotel which was in Scottsdale, which is a little bit
Speaker 3: of a ride with the traffic and we had to
Speaker 3: go catch our plane, and so we're disappointed about that.
Speaker 3: We're trying to text and try to talk to them
Speaker 3: on the phone and it's just manium. So as we're
Speaker 3: going back, we had media parking which was great, which
Speaker 3: was at the Media Center where we did the show Monday,
Speaker 3: and even had the folks that came out to that
Speaker 3: and talk a little bit about that coming up on
Speaker 3: the on the Wrecking bub a challenge, and so the
Speaker 3: way they would try to wall things off to control
Speaker 3: the people, well, we we saw they were letting people
Speaker 3: through to go get on the buses which were parked
Speaker 3: on the same road, and across that road was our car.
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, you come down, everybody's getting on
Speaker 3: these charter buses. But if you cross the street just
Speaker 3: as you go to our car, you know. So we
Speaker 3: go to across the street, there's no traffic and a
Speaker 3: security woman stops my wife and she says, you cannot
Speaker 3: cross the street. And it started out calm, and my
Speaker 3: wife said, well, we have media parking, and I mean
Speaker 3: I see our van it's right there. And the woman says, well,
Speaker 3: you you're not coming in here, and and and do.
Speaker 4: You have a flag in her hand? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And then I said, which I thought was true. Well
Speaker 3: then what what what what should we do? You've walled off.
Speaker 3: There's no way to get to the parking lot. She said,
Speaker 3: we ain't coming here. So then Sherry who who you know?
Speaker 3: He has a very gentle spirit.
Speaker 4: Uh, used her, the family diplomat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the family diplomat used her favorite word, ridiculous. That's
Speaker 3: my wife's favorite word. Well, that's ridiculous. And uh and
Speaker 3: I and then I said, well, honey, and I tend
Speaker 3: to agree. And I said, honey, just uh, well you don't.
Speaker 3: I said, you cannot, honey, just second, honey, just let
Speaker 3: mean if I could, just I just want to say,
Speaker 3: I'm trying to stay calm. And and then then then
Speaker 3: here comes the other security go, well, hey, hey, what's probably?
Speaker 3: I said, Really, the point is, well, I tell what
Speaker 3: I tell you what the problem is, y'all being ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Our van is right there and this we can't even
Speaker 3: cross just to go right the honey, can I think
Speaker 3: I can? Hey what I tell you what? I tell
Speaker 3: you what I'm going across the street. Honey, please don't
Speaker 3: go across the street. We're just we did you know?
Speaker 3: And uh and and you know the kids are standing
Speaker 3: there going to mamas are we don't know? We're not
Speaker 3: going sir. And then finally I said, let me let
Speaker 3: me say this because it is a little frustrating. You're
Speaker 3: just telling us to go back into this area away
Speaker 3: from where we're parking, but you're not giving us what
Speaker 3: you would like for us to do in order to
Speaker 3: get to that van. Can I That's all I'm trying
Speaker 3: to say. Yeah, I get that, you're not un less
Speaker 3: cross the street. We've gotten I know she hasn't got
Speaker 3: it yet. I'm gonna she's gonna get that here in
Speaker 3: a minute. But where you're I think making a mistake.
Speaker 3: If I could, and I'm really talking like this now
Speaker 3: my voice is starting to raise. I wish you would
Speaker 3: just tell us what we know. What's what do I
Speaker 3: need to do to get to that van? If this
Speaker 3: is not gonna be allowed.
Speaker 4: That's all.
Speaker 3: That's where I'm at, right And and the guys, I'll
Speaker 3: tell you what you I said, you aint not coming
Speaker 3: in here. Hey we got that? Bye man, y'all are
Speaker 3: real clear about that. She doesn't have it. I promise
Speaker 3: that We're not gonna bull It's ridiculous, right right. I know,
Speaker 3: right now, she's ready for me to block you where
Speaker 3: she can go get in the van.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna do that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: But let me tell you this because I want to
Speaker 3: show the respecting you know, people law enforcement in front
Speaker 3: of all the children here.
Speaker 4: But but here's what I would like to say.
Speaker 3: I think it's reasonable for you to say, if we
Speaker 3: can't come here, where should we go? You go out
Speaker 3: there and you go around that barricade. I said, I
Speaker 3: got the barricade, but it doesn't appear. And maybe you
Speaker 3: can help me that that that barricade is gonna allow
Speaker 3: me to cut in and you know, to where that
Speaker 3: parking lot is.
Speaker 4: It looks like you've got that parking lot blocked off.
Speaker 3: We have a pass which is where y'all park Us
Speaker 3: was trying to find trying to get people to you
Speaker 3: where to park in.
Speaker 4: It was a nightmare too. Nobody would even tell you.
Speaker 3: And and so I said, okay, just tell me where
Speaker 3: I should go to get in that van.
Speaker 4: That's where I'm at.
Speaker 3: Well, I tell you, sir, if you just just if
Speaker 3: you just con down, nobody's being the I'm not being uncolmed.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm ready to say, hey, it's great to
Speaker 3: being Auburn Tigers. Where I'm at, okay, and we want
Speaker 3: to enjoy this. We want to have fun. Need to
Speaker 3: get in that van, So you just tell me how
Speaker 3: to get in it. That's where I'm.
Speaker 4: At now, hands in the air.
Speaker 3: My hands are in the air. I'm throwing them up.
Speaker 3: And then Sherry doesn't like that plan. She says, no,
Speaker 3: we should just walk right there to it, because it's
Speaker 3: right there in front of them. Yes, And I said,
Speaker 3: but you know what, honey, I don't think this person
Speaker 3: with all this gear on was gonna let that.
Speaker 1: Happen, right, so I and I'll tell you this, it's ridiculous,
Speaker 1: you know what.
Speaker 3: We got that and I agree with you, But it
Speaker 3: doesn't really matter as long as they keep saying no, okay. So,
Speaker 3: because I really don't think we want to end the
Speaker 3: BCS weekend by missing our plane, because we're in a cage.
Speaker 4: That'll take experience. Bobby was daddy in cuff. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now there's gonna be other Auber fans already in that cage,
Speaker 3: I'm sure, but I mean, it ain't gonna be the same,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? And so uh so, then
Speaker 3: he says, sir, if you will walk down here, it's
Speaker 3: going to be out of your way, but there is
Speaker 3: a place you'll be able to come through them and
Speaker 3: get the VAM.
Speaker 4: That's what I was looking for.
Speaker 3: That's it. It's all I need to know. Thank you, sir,
Speaker 3: and thank you for the great job you're doing. I'll
Speaker 3: tell you the job you're doing is a ridiculous job
Speaker 3: like that, honey, please, let's.
Speaker 4: Just your harassing people.
Speaker 3: So so, so we get up and we go through that,
Speaker 3: and we do come around and find our way to it.
Speaker 3: We get in the van, which they should have just
Speaker 3: told you early, right right right, which.
Speaker 4: I needed that right out of the gate. I tell
Speaker 4: you what you had. And now we're get in so
Speaker 4: much trouble. Oh here we go.
Speaker 3: We had a cat fight going until the dude arrived.
Speaker 4: They was about to get bad. There it is, I
Speaker 4: said it. We had a cat fight.
Speaker 3: We had woman with a badge, and we had woman
Speaker 3: who didn't didn't didn't want one with a badge tell
Speaker 3: her she couldn't do something. Wow, she was looking at
Speaker 3: her van right well. And Sherry's point was, I can
Speaker 3: see it. And you know what, that was a great
Speaker 3: point and there was no traffic and it would have
Speaker 3: been a simple process to walk across.
Speaker 4: I got that. But that's not what they want us
Speaker 4: to do. Okay.
Speaker 3: And now, you lady with the badge, you know, instead
Speaker 3: of you letting your emotions get away, just tell.
Speaker 4: Us where you go. You can't come in right here,
Speaker 4: but you can down there right here's right. Here's how.
Speaker 3: You can't just say, go back into that crowd. Not
Speaker 3: tell us how we're gonna get to our car. That's
Speaker 3: not reasonable. Matter of fact, my loss is ridiculous. Agree,
Speaker 3: So listen the funniest part. So we get in the van, okay,
Speaker 3: and we're all ready to get back, and all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, from the back seat, because kids just love
Speaker 3: these moments, hey hey dad, uh huh, yes, son, aren't
Speaker 3: we supposed to to be respectful to law enforcement?
Speaker 4: You know what? Son?
Speaker 3: Yes we are, Yes, we are now sometimes law enforcement.
Speaker 3: You know, you just need to answer a question for
Speaker 3: mom and daddy. And that was where to go. I
Speaker 3: thought we were supposed to do what the police tells
Speaker 3: us to do. We are, we are, And you know what,
Speaker 3: you're absolutely right on that, son.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I wish you were passionate about all the other things
Speaker 3: we've taught you right now, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: And uh and uh.
Speaker 4: But ridiculous, daddy.
Speaker 3: Daddy is ridiculous being disrespectful to you know what son. Uh,
Speaker 3: it can be if if if said in the tone
Speaker 3: that was saying it, you know what I mean. But
Speaker 3: you know what, sometimes even law enforcement can be unreasonable.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: But we we were respectfully trying to find our way
Speaker 3: to the van.
Speaker 4: We just needed to answer.
Speaker 3: All we were was that that's the nice uh missus
Speaker 3: policeman and mister policeman not to put mommy in jail.
Speaker 4: And and tell and tell daddy where was she official
Speaker 4: policeman or was she security? Help?
Speaker 3: Hard to tell a lot of gar on, you know,
Speaker 3: a lot of a lot of vests. Yeah, of course
Speaker 3: Sherry kept saying it, call him technicality, that it was
Speaker 3: just security. Still probably authority though again you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, what word security across from you know that
Speaker 3: that's uh, you know. And the big guy walked up,
Speaker 3: look like he had gear on.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: You know, hey, we're in our van, guys, and uh,
Speaker 3: and let's always respect law enforcement. Uh and and if
Speaker 3: we could calmly ask him a question sometime, that's fine
Speaker 3: because sometimes they get emotional too, uh like the woman
Speaker 3: in the big yellow vest. You know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Just that he was just trying to get an answer.
Speaker 3: Getting a little older, and you know, and one of
Speaker 3: the things that is involved in that, you know, because
Speaker 3: you get that old feeling, you get that call, mister burchesse.
Speaker 4: So just remind you of your appointment with doctor so
Speaker 4: and so. What is this about. Well last year, remember
Speaker 4: we put you down for your annual physical. That's a
Speaker 4: great co out.
Speaker 5: That just takes your edge off coming to work in
Speaker 5: the morning, knowing that that's looming out there behind you.
Speaker 4: So sweet.
Speaker 3: And you know, let me be clear before we go
Speaker 3: any further, because I know some of y'all have here
Speaker 3: and then you get third hand information. It is wise
Speaker 3: for every man, once you get over four to have
Speaker 3: an annual physical because it is just foolish to die
Speaker 3: of something that is preventable. Oh yeah, okay, I mean
Speaker 3: that's just foolish. I know we don't. I know, we
Speaker 3: don't like to go to the doctor. I know we
Speaker 3: don't like to have our prostate checked. None of us do,
Speaker 3: matter of fact if you do, and you know you've
Speaker 3: probably got some other issues, righteah, okay, but it's but
Speaker 3: but but it's food. I mean, I know I have
Speaker 3: friends I know that, uh that you know this this
Speaker 3: examination saved a lot okay, and uh and and I
Speaker 3: know some who who put it off and and it
Speaker 3: was too late. So uh so it it just you know,
Speaker 3: there's there's a lot of things that we don't have
Speaker 3: much control over. These these are things that they're caught early.
Speaker 3: They can they can you can survive them. That's survival
Speaker 3: ratey just through the roof from prostate camps. Right, if
Speaker 3: it's caught early.
Speaker 5: Now, you don't fault me for being mad that we
Speaker 5: don't you know that science has not give us a
Speaker 5: better alternative.
Speaker 3: Matter of fact, the doctor and I discuss that again.
Speaker 3: Uh So anyway, uh you're rolling on to the physical
Speaker 3: And I know we've talked about this a lot, and
Speaker 3: so I'm not going to rehash some of the other
Speaker 3: commentary we've had in the past, uh on the on
Speaker 3: the prostate examination. But it's it's there's no party for
Speaker 3: the doctor either. We all know that, Okay, So you
Speaker 3: know I hadn't seen him in a year and he
Speaker 3: rolls in, you know. And what I don't like though,
Speaker 3: is the giggling that goes on, you know, from you know,
Speaker 3: some of the assistants. Okay, mister Burgess, just look here. Okay,
Speaker 3: we're good. Let's let's weigh you again. Okay, you're your
Speaker 3: weights down. That's good. Doctor, be glad to see that. Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, of course you know you're you're doing that,
Speaker 3: you know, and they give it some initials.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I got you.
Speaker 3: And that's not gonna be much fun. No, ma'am, it's not.
Speaker 3: But you know, I ask you this, understand, and then
Speaker 3: you have to get the speech on them. Well, it's
Speaker 3: nothing like what we go through.
Speaker 4: Okay, look how about this.
Speaker 3: I agree whatever, you know, it's just like I said,
Speaker 3: But we're talking about degrees of what degrees of horror?
Speaker 4: You know, and it's all still horror.
Speaker 5: Ask you this in the medical community, is there another
Speaker 5: organ that have to physically put their finger on the
Speaker 5: check it.
Speaker 4: I'm just testing. I'm just wanting to know.
Speaker 3: Well, and you know, there's the blood test. There's a
Speaker 3: blood test, the p S something that that helps. And
Speaker 3: I keep asking, why do we just want we just
Speaker 3: do the blood test, and he says, well, the you.
Speaker 4: Know, and he said that it works, but it ain't perfect.
Speaker 4: He said, things I don't want to talk about.
Speaker 3: And so he comes in and what what's always kind
Speaker 3: of uncomfortable between the doctor is that we act like
Speaker 3: we're going to talk about other things, right, And I said, look, brother,
Speaker 3: let's get this.
Speaker 5: Let's get we're not going to talk about the super Bowl.
Speaker 5: You schedule this to be the week after the super Bowl?
Speaker 4: Yeah, listen, I do a good plan. Listen.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know what to do. But
Speaker 3: there's just no moment in any grown man's life that
Speaker 3: that anybody can say that it's a good feeling when
Speaker 3: some when another man in an office says, all right,
Speaker 3: mister burgess, let's let's get down to you underwear, and
Speaker 3: you like, does that mean you want to be able
Speaker 3: to hear my heart real good?
Speaker 4: And you never know what to do with your hands? Yeah,
Speaker 4: And you're like, there's a moment, I suggest brace.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a moment you're just standing there, get your
Speaker 3: hand hope. Yeah, you're just standing there in your grippies
Speaker 3: because I'm not a boxer guy, and you're just standing
Speaker 3: there in the guy's office.
Speaker 4: You know, you're six to your two.
Speaker 3: Hundred and sixty eight pounds to seventy and you're standing
Speaker 3: there and there's another guy in there and he's over
Speaker 3: making notes, and you're just like, man, could this be
Speaker 3: any more uncomfortable?
Speaker 4: And it's cold? You have a robe? Yeah, and uh
Speaker 4: and so got.
Speaker 3: A fire in here somewhere, yeah. And then there's always
Speaker 3: a heater. Then there's always that car.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And there's always that uncomfortable moment. There's always an uncomfortable
Speaker 3: moment where you begin to question where you're giving him
Speaker 3: the proper angle. That's the part I don't like. It's burgas.
Speaker 3: I need, I need a little more. He's gonna have
Speaker 3: to a little more. Mister Burgess, You're you're not been
Speaker 3: over like you need to be. And I said, boy,
Speaker 3: I said, I hadn't been in this position since April
Speaker 3: fifteenth of last year. You're right, but uh at the
Speaker 3: account's office.
Speaker 4: But so he said, you had to.
Speaker 3: He didn't use the word bend over. He tried to
Speaker 3: use a different word because he didn't want to say
Speaker 3: that either. Mister Bird could just move forward just a
Speaker 3: little more, a little more over?
Speaker 4: Uh? So U, yeah, you get your face closed to
Speaker 4: the desk.
Speaker 3: Hey, how don't why don't we just quit talking, my
Speaker 3: brother and just just go get what you gotta get?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: And uh, have you ever just just said let's just
Speaker 5: look forget the paperwork, the warm up, I don't get
Speaker 5: it done. Get it done, then we'll talk.
Speaker 3: I said, next year, based on what happened, And I'll
Speaker 3: tell you what happened based on this year.
Speaker 4: I said.
Speaker 3: Next year, I'm already being my grippies. You come in
Speaker 3: the door, throw down, throw just take my my folder,
Speaker 3: throw it down, and go get what you gotta get.
Speaker 4: I don't like this.
Speaker 3: How we we we're all kind of you know, walk
Speaker 3: you're kind of walking around it, not talking about it.
Speaker 3: And in fact, but you know, guys, something happened this
Speaker 3: year that has never happened, okay, and we and we
Speaker 3: acknowledged it. This was the quote, you know, when he
Speaker 3: when he finally he finally decided that he would go
Speaker 3: mining and for for for the gold. There's certain things
Speaker 3: that are just uncontrollable. And and I begin to fight
Speaker 3: this year.
Speaker 4: I fought.
Speaker 3: It's like I wasn't gonna.
Speaker 4: Let it happen.
Speaker 3: You can't and and and and he was like hey now,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, man, I I don't know what to
Speaker 3: do here. I'm just it's like my body is saying
Speaker 3: no this year. And look, so we finished up and
Speaker 3: he's over like holding his hand. He said, hey, you
Speaker 3: kind of fought me this year. And I'm like, I
Speaker 3: don't know what to do. I just I just I
Speaker 3: just that's not a normal you know, he said, I
Speaker 3: tell you one thing.
Speaker 4: He said, well boy, wow, And.
Speaker 3: I mean he's over like like getting a splint out
Speaker 3: for his finger. Well, you you clamped down on me.
Speaker 3: And I was like, well, I just I don't know
Speaker 3: what happened. I uncontrolled. And then we're kind of uncomfidence
Speaker 3: that you just you would you didn't, you didn't go
Speaker 3: easy this year. I'm like, I don't know what happened. Man,
Speaker 3: I was up on my toes. That's all I could do.
Speaker 3: I can't keep my body from saying that's not gonna
Speaker 3: you remember, you know how, you know how your bobby
Speaker 3: body has that memory to kick back to that moment.
Speaker 4: So you've heard of muscle memory. That was it? Yeah, muscle,
Speaker 4: you know what the last time you were here, something happened,
Speaker 4: you know, it's like my it's like my body said,
Speaker 4: my body knows you not this year. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Of course, then I had to give him, you know,
Speaker 3: the the props back. I said, well, I noticed you
Speaker 3: rundefeatable though, yes.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then there's that terrible moment where they just they
Speaker 3: flip that box of tissue over to you, and.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm not gonna ye. Aren't we embarrassing? You know?
Speaker 3: And then you then you like it like a loser
Speaker 3: pull you pull you underwear back up, and he like
Speaker 3: goes out for a minute and gives you a minute
Speaker 3: to yourself, and at that moment, you are alone in
Speaker 3: the universe.
Speaker 4: Well, Rick, let me read the text.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's my text. Here's a text that came in. Well,
Speaker 1: the deed just happened, and I fell all alone. He
Speaker 1: just left and I'm in my grippies, staring at the tissue,
Speaker 1: feeling as if I have no friends, totally alone in
Speaker 1: the universe.
Speaker 4: That's the text that came from Rick shortly after the deed.
Speaker 3: And it's weird because you know, with all this cold weather,
Speaker 3: there's the good and the bad. The good is my
Speaker 3: sinuses were as clear as they can be, right, okay,
Speaker 3: and and and the bad news was that my little
Speaker 3: spirit was broken. Yeah, I mean just broken, a broken spirit.
Speaker 4: Now when he comes back in, do you have to
Speaker 4: just tack like it? Didn't you go right to the
Speaker 4: super Bowl, right to the Super Bowl? About the pack Yeah,
Speaker 4: how about them Packers?
Speaker 5: I don't know that.
Speaker 4: Was a bad joy? Okay, No, don't How about Patriots? Yeah,
Speaker 4: I hope they're good next year. What about you just
Speaker 4: quit using all those.
Speaker 2: Other names, ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.
Speaker 3: Now, speedy, you were telling us something. You know, you
Speaker 3: the father of three boys, and you know you were
Speaker 3: you were telling us. You know, you get into coaching me.
Speaker 3: But you know, when we become you know, being a
Speaker 3: husband has its own bizarre things. Then you start then
Speaker 3: you become somebody's dad, and things get even with, you know,
Speaker 3: just the things you deal with in parent world. But
Speaker 3: your your middle son had a strange request, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and for some reason he went to uh Terry
Speaker 1: with it for her to come to me with it.
Speaker 4: Uh And he went to mom. Yeah, and so she strategy.
Speaker 1: He's She's like, hey, j C's got a plan for
Speaker 1: his birthday party at the end of October.
Speaker 4: And I was like, okay, boy, that I mean, that's
Speaker 4: here just October.
Speaker 1: Now I know, and this has been a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks and and now I think it's real because Terry's
Speaker 1: behind it. And well, if mama, if mama, look, yeah,
Speaker 1: she says, now look j C wants a couple of things.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: He wants to have a party at the house. And
Speaker 1: he wants you to turn the front yard into a
Speaker 1: football field, line it off and everything and have a
Speaker 1: football party and then have a dance afterwards, a dance.
Speaker 4: And I said a dance. I said, what are you
Speaker 4: talking about? Girls? And he said yeah.
Speaker 1: And he wants a big white tint and underneath the tent.
Speaker 1: He wants you to be the DJ.
Speaker 3: He wants to bring Calvin's Playhouse back. And I say,
Speaker 3: your son's birthday. I said, you're talking about DJ Daddy.
Speaker 3: I said, he don't know nothing about that. Now, I said,
Speaker 3: now what do I play?
Speaker 4: You don't play that, no, and be very clear about that.
Speaker 1: And and I said, so you're talking about instead of
Speaker 1: you know, Calvin's Playhouse, called it Daddy's playhouse.
Speaker 3: I mean that sounds kind of weird.
Speaker 1: And then and listen, it goes a little deeper, which
Speaker 1: makes which makes me want to do this. She goes
Speaker 1: and he's questioning if you were any good or not,
Speaker 1: and he's trying to play that car. I said, excuse me,
Speaker 1: I said, are you his agent or something, Terry. Why
Speaker 1: won't he come talk.
Speaker 4: To me about it?
Speaker 1: And she says, well, he's got it all planned out.
Speaker 1: And I said, I said, honey, we live in a
Speaker 1: very nice neighborhood. I can't be DJ Daddy out in
Speaker 1: the front yard and it echoes. Why And I said,
Speaker 1: I said, and I mean, you know homeowners Association loves
Speaker 1: to write letters. I'm sure it would get one. And
Speaker 1: I said, you know, we'd have to go and invite
Speaker 1: all the neighbors. And I mean what I said, the
Speaker 1: reason one of the reason why the way you do
Speaker 1: without you no right, I said. One of the reasons
Speaker 1: I love to go have birthday parties somewhere else is
Speaker 1: you leave and they clean up.
Speaker 4: That's what you pay for. I love birthday parties other places.
Speaker 1: I said, do you realize the headache behind getting a
Speaker 1: white tint renting a white tint? I'm like I was.
Speaker 1: I was fumbling for fun sources phone number. Hey, y'all
Speaker 1: have white something and you know, oh yeah, he wants
Speaker 1: the sidewalls and lights underneath the tent lights.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, who is he? What do you think?
Speaker 4: He's Diddy's son? And he said he said.
Speaker 1: She said, well, look he he's never had a big
Speaker 1: birthday party. And I said, so you want that? He
Speaker 1: wants to play football and then have an after party.
Speaker 4: Does he want to pep rally to you know what
Speaker 4: he's having homecoming?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But but he she said, he said, ain't playing without
Speaker 1: the girls there. And and he said, now, look, he
Speaker 1: is real serious about you being in ambarrassing him if
Speaker 1: you're not any good.
Speaker 4: He didn't want you to do it if you're not
Speaker 4: any good.
Speaker 1: And I said, if I'm not even with that, I said, honey,
Speaker 1: does he know that's how I got you? And then
Speaker 1: she didn't like that, right, But and I was just
Speaker 1: kind of playing.
Speaker 4: I told her, I apologize. Somebody fell in love with
Speaker 4: the DJ. That's right. I bet Adler to come do it.
Speaker 4: You need a little food with this, Freddie.
Speaker 1: I am there now, because you would look like one
Speaker 1: of them out there, or you could go this.
Speaker 4: Route coming coming coming to the playhouse.
Speaker 8: He that's right, coming to the playhouse for one time
Speaker 8: only you knowing you love him. He's coming to the playhouse.
Speaker 8: He brings his past street straight straight to double play.
Speaker 4: Lay Jay saidn't know about this. He doesn't.
Speaker 3: It's d d J d j.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 5: This is DJ Bubba.
Speaker 4: I'm all up in a house.
Speaker 1: He brings his special brand of heavy scratching and wrapping
Speaker 1: the hands.
Speaker 5: Wave your hands in the air, waven like you just
Speaker 5: don't Hey, where'd you get that sandwich?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 4: John?
Speaker 1: Don't miss this command Command performance by DJ DJ Bubba.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, he a kitty kitty, He a kitty kitty.
Speaker 8: I remember taking the party in twenty one radio operators
Speaker 8: with the ballot which your radio license get into half
Speaker 8: price from nineteen hundred and twenty one hundred.
Speaker 4: So so like what we used to do after lunch.
Speaker 4: So Bubba, I need I need to know your talent fee.
Speaker 1: And also, I mean the saga has started now, I
Speaker 1: mean it is real and it is growing legs, and
Speaker 1: Terry's all about it.
Speaker 4: You don't d J your your your son's eleven year
Speaker 4: birthday party?
Speaker 1: He wants s J deb So I gotta have a
Speaker 1: big white ten A football deal and have the whole
Speaker 1: neighborhood turned upside down?
Speaker 4: Where you go to get the equipment?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: I don't know, freaking Bubba Ricking.
Speaker 3: Line five. You're commenting on Adler, but I can't see
Speaker 3: what your name is.
Speaker 4: Go right ahead, go ahead and make fun of him all.
Speaker 4: But yeah, he was totally off on the blue ray
Speaker 4: player thing.
Speaker 5: I mean, why check out technology that is like the
Speaker 5: standard nowadays?
Speaker 4: Always said.
Speaker 3: Those are your words?
Speaker 4: Greg?
Speaker 5: Now, now are you a big Are you a big gamer?
Speaker 3: Yes, sir I am. The PS four is what's sold
Speaker 3: out last week, so there's no way the sales could
Speaker 3: be better than I understand what the news story said.
Speaker 3: They said you PlayStation four and Jack. So I'm gonna
Speaker 3: stretch out here. You're not gonna worry about buying a
Speaker 3: ring this Christmas though?
Speaker 4: Right? I'm married? Oh boy, how old are you, sir?
Speaker 4: I'm thirty nine and you're still a big gamer? Yes, sir,
Speaker 4: I am. I've been married over ten years. Now about it?
Speaker 4: So you like the four? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I do you like the four?
Speaker 4: Is he saying you can't find him? Pretty much?
Speaker 5: I mean this PlayStation XBO this thing is much like
Speaker 5: many of these football rivalries.
Speaker 4: Coke pibs. You know all this.
Speaker 5: I mean it's you're on one side or the other.
Speaker 3: You know, Yeah, Cross Our national syndicator is S S
Speaker 3: I and and Bob Carrey. That's on show a lot
Speaker 3: of you. As he told you about his neighbor of
Speaker 3: the gamer no ask really, Yeah, I thought you talk
Speaker 3: about a low maintenance neighbors.
Speaker 4: You never see them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he says that game he said he's in the
Speaker 3: basement twenty four seven. Yeah, they said his skin color
Speaker 3: was the color of bubbles.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 5: I'm a little worried though, when you're you know, when
Speaker 5: you're forty, and you're more worried about how many points
Speaker 5: you got on Farmville or whatever they put.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what that is. I don't like you.
Speaker 4: I just I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I didn't know about the PlayStation four's not a gafer.
Speaker 2: Okay, so what do.
Speaker 4: You say it was? He said a gayer gamer gamer.
Speaker 1: About story, Yeah, accounting, I got lo what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: crazy man, you need a man?
Speaker 3: Sorry, that is that's actually that's actually a job on
Speaker 3: a movie set.
Speaker 4: Ye said it again? You rapid fires went three times?
Speaker 9: I mean.
Speaker 4: What I thought he.
Speaker 6: Sounds like he's in is bring particular. I don't know
Speaker 6: what he said about said it. I think he said
Speaker 6: he's got a point.
Speaker 3: You couldn't hear him clear, But I think he said,
Speaker 3: bo I never thought i'd have to draw you the
Speaker 3: dog around with the microphone. It turns out you won't
Speaker 3: be back to January sixteen, see on January.
Speaker 4: Say you there. I'm glad he didn't say something else
Speaker 4: I'm doing it. Sounds like he said, can you hear him?
Speaker 4: The speaker kind of muffled it, but there was a
Speaker 4: chance no one would have understood. Let me repeat it
Speaker 4: once but twice? Uposed to be let up, Rick.
Speaker 6: Turn me up?
Speaker 4: Uh, I should have kids in the car and be
Speaker 4: repeated testing chick check R. We got you know what
Speaker 4: that is, don't you. We got some munch specials here
Speaker 4: today for the young kids sitting out the window. Here's
Speaker 4: what he said, little fellow, get out of the streak
Speaker 4: and let me tell you that one more time. You
Speaker 4: look going ticket seats. So no, Rick turned the monitor up.
Speaker 2: He didn't even know what he was saying.
Speaker 4: What's that? Probably as clear as he spoke the whole day.
Speaker 4: I've heard of anything that clear. I've been here for
Speaker 4: five years. We come back. Uncle Baba tells you where
Speaker 4: babies come from.
Speaker 2: Don't throw up speedy, ricking bubba, ricking bubba.
Speaker 5: The story from the La Times say that when your
Speaker 5: mother told you not to pour an entire container soy
Speaker 5: sauce on your bowl of white rice, she had a reason. Apparently,
Speaker 5: too much soy sauce can really be dangerous. A nineteen
Speaker 5: year old Virginian went into a coma and almost died
Speaker 5: after drinking a quart of soy sauce. So what on
Speaker 5: earth would possess someone who's not a professional sushi eater
Speaker 5: to consume so much soy? A dare of course, Greg
Speaker 5: And this is right, Gregor is Gregg and his food there.
Speaker 4: Food there is greg.
Speaker 3: I said, near to have killed the person who'd have
Speaker 3: thought that, though you do this sounds just like you
Speaker 3: knows so much soy sauce it started to seizure. Uh
Speaker 3: And like Bobby said, he rain in a calm but
Speaker 3: except for three days and then woke up on his
Speaker 3: own all off.
Speaker 5: Of a dare Yes said he suffered a medical condition
Speaker 5: I can't pronounce. It's caused by too much salt in
Speaker 5: the blood. The salt causes the brain to lose water,
Speaker 5: shrink and bleed a now a lot of salt. They
Speaker 5: say this is the first person known to have overdosed
Speaker 5: deliberately on high amounts of salt and survived without any
Speaker 5: neurological problems that they can detect so far.
Speaker 4: Normal saut sauce, fig you, I told you no more.
Speaker 4: It's salty, man, It's real salty. What is that with
Speaker 4: the green cap on it?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 4: That is that is less salt or lower sodium. But
Speaker 4: it's still pretty salty. See. I dabble with soy sauce,
Speaker 4: but I don't like a lot of it. Too salty
Speaker 4: in me, too too salty. I dare shrimp.
Speaker 3: I'll jump all over at shrimps. Also, if I'm doing Japanese,
Speaker 3: I love that trip.
Speaker 5: I don't know what's in that young young sauce. I
Speaker 5: call it where you could dip anything and it'll.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm talking about. It's kind of like thousand
Speaker 4: none dressing. Yeah, yellowish yo good?
Speaker 3: Do you call it?
Speaker 4: Yum?
Speaker 2: Young?
Speaker 4: Do you love eggros? You know why? Because it's younggros.
Speaker 4: I love love, love agros. I love it. I remember
Speaker 4: when I was a kid on the salad man. I
Speaker 4: love it. I don't like that.
Speaker 3: That looks like something through you on you on your plate.
Speaker 3: It's uh, it's I don't mean their salads. I love
Speaker 3: the salads.
Speaker 4: I used to not like it.
Speaker 2: I laid it.
Speaker 4: What about that one time souper throw in there?
Speaker 3: I like it?
Speaker 4: Well, it's it's it's something. It's something to dabble with.
Speaker 4: What it looks like? They you know, a chicken bathe.
Speaker 3: In its flavored water.
Speaker 5: It's like I ran the water over the chicken, caught
Speaker 5: it up, you know the But it's good. I'll drink
Speaker 5: but one true.
Speaker 4: I don't a little hot. You gotta let it cool.
Speaker 4: I don't like the hot and sour soup. Really, I'll
Speaker 4: tell you when it.
Speaker 5: When I go to the sushi hibachi places, I pretty
Speaker 5: much love everything in there.
Speaker 4: I can't go wrong.
Speaker 3: The soup's very watery, it's almost like flavored water. They
Speaker 3: fow a couple.
Speaker 1: Up though, Yeah, well get your whiff lean over?
Speaker 4: Are you do?
Speaker 3: You would you if you could only choose? And you
Speaker 3: have to forgive me because I'll come off a whole
Speaker 3: weekend with my kids, my boys. What do I have
Speaker 3: to do?
Speaker 4: You can only use my boys.
Speaker 3: I don't play that game they live for and I
Speaker 3: forget what they call it, but that's all they do
Speaker 3: is sit there there and the lunch and they do scenarios. Okay, Dad,
Speaker 3: would you rather be at the beach or at the lake?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, son, I like both of them, but
Speaker 3: which one? If you don't, don't use one? And they'll
Speaker 3: do things like okay, if it was just one day lake,
Speaker 3: if it was a weak beach, stuff like that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they're they're constantly doing them and uh. And it's
Speaker 3: also I just got here with the id right now.
Speaker 3: If you had to have Japanese or Chinese and you
Speaker 3: can only have one, what would it be us a difference? Well,
Speaker 3: the the Chinese is a different setup. You've got the
Speaker 3: hibachi grill for the.
Speaker 4: For the what places do I know, you don't know
Speaker 4: what Chinese food like?
Speaker 3: It would be like you having to choose from going
Speaker 3: to that Chinese buffet we used to go to down
Speaker 3: here at the okay that versus going over to a
Speaker 3: Japanese restaurant where the guys doing all this stuff, right,
Speaker 3: you'd have to choose that food.
Speaker 4: I'll probably go where the hibachi grill is sell you're Japanese. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think so.
Speaker 5: But to the others is good too. I mean, I
Speaker 5: don't pass up. I like the General's chicken now, I don't.
Speaker 5: Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 3: I prefer the the actual food ending up on my
Speaker 3: plate of the Japanese. But I miss the Chinese eggros
Speaker 3: because a lot of times even if Japanese has an
Speaker 3: eggro for you, so spring rolls, I don't like them
Speaker 3: as much, right, I like the old classic, big old fat.
Speaker 4: You like them little crunchy? Oh the better? I figured
Speaker 4: he's a crunch How are you guys on buffets? Because
Speaker 4: you know, and the only reason I thought of it
Speaker 4: as a Chinese buffet? Are y'all okay with buffets? Because
Speaker 4: some people that are terrified.
Speaker 3: Look at me and ask if I'm worried about a buffet? Right,
Speaker 3: I think the fear of a buffet is unfounded. In
Speaker 3: a waste of your fear of account.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's right. Now. I've seen people run a buffet
Speaker 4: be afraid of us. Yeah I've said something. Get mad
Speaker 4: about it? Too much?
Speaker 7: For you?
Speaker 2: You like?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: It depends on how they're done well they can you
Speaker 3: know they're a trough anyway, I have a trough.
Speaker 4: I get that.
Speaker 5: I don't like the guy in front of me sneezing
Speaker 5: as he's getting I.
Speaker 3: Like the spit guard that helps they have hanging over it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I saw Greg plastic roof. Yes you're one of them.
Speaker 3: I thought I saw Greg at a at a very
Speaker 3: famous buffet. Well, completely have a melt down. And I
Speaker 3: understood what he said it. I just didn't know he'd
Speaker 3: be so public with it. He pitched pitch a fit,
Speaker 3: couldn't he about how much a guy stunk It was
Speaker 3: up there at the buffet. Yeah, so I'm gonna smell
Speaker 3: like an onion patch and he was. And I said,
Speaker 3: I can't eat. You stink so bad.
Speaker 2: He ate that.
Speaker 4: He ate the guy told him, yeah, you stink.
Speaker 3: He made a public I mean, I mean, I'm not
Speaker 3: talking about kind of stumpy. This was shut the place down.
Speaker 3: And it was about four of them as a gang
Speaker 3: of them, and Greg, I'll tell you that kamesink.
Speaker 4: You may be you may be shocked.
Speaker 5: But but my dad, who was a very godly man
Speaker 5: and had great compassion for people.
Speaker 4: You told me this before, There's.
Speaker 5: One thing he absolutely could not stand, and that was
Speaker 5: somebody that was not bathing. And when I used to
Speaker 5: inquire about that. I say, well, now you're you're generous here,
Speaker 5: you have tolerance here. But he said, there's rivers and
Speaker 5: creeks everywhere.
Speaker 3: There's no excuse, no, and soap don't cost me, really truthfully,
Speaker 3: and your dad was is one of percent right on
Speaker 3: that there really is no excuse for you not to
Speaker 3: You don't there's no reason to stand there.
Speaker 4: And they wouldn't stink. They just a guy who fought
Speaker 4: in the Philippines of World War two. Stink over anybody,
Speaker 4: anybody Craig was.
Speaker 1: Camp.
Speaker 4: You gotta I don't want it like that. You got
Speaker 4: a tub all the way around. You just got to
Speaker 4: go get it.
Speaker 3: Exactly what I'm saying is you got to make an
Speaker 3: effort to be clean. And boy, I didn't mean that
Speaker 3: the Philippine people stink.
Speaker 4: I didn't mean that, but.
Speaker 5: I'ink I got Filipino friends.
Speaker 3: I thought, they don't think about what is actually very
Speaker 3: good World War two and you're on the Philippines. You're saying,
Speaker 3: if you're in a military setup, you probably got a
Speaker 3: lot of stink.
Speaker 5: And you're in an anti aircraft battery that's dealing with
Speaker 5: zero's day in and day out.
Speaker 3: You know, But with them people that day. They faked
Speaker 3: me off because they didn't look like they would stink.
Speaker 4: It was horrible. It made me. I smelled them and
Speaker 4: looked at the food, and it made me. Speaking at the.
Speaker 3: Scene, moms finally got everybody together. We're all having some
Speaker 3: family lunch thing or something, and Greg makes the scene,
Speaker 3: shuts the whole place down and says he can't.
Speaker 4: Because people stink too bad. No, you know what he
Speaker 4: you know what he might. I just went the other
Speaker 4: way and kept scooping. Greg, you need to carry with
Speaker 4: you a.
Speaker 5: Little a little bottle of that dead down wind stuff.
Speaker 5: I have tested that on other things that smell bad.
Speaker 5: It's unbelievable.
Speaker 4: It will wipe it out. And there's the difference. If
Speaker 4: you've been working in the yard and you're on your
Speaker 4: way of the shower and you look gamy, I get that.
Speaker 4: This is day old baked. Don't stink.
Speaker 3: You went to bed stinking, you got up stinking, You
Speaker 3: got your clothes on the left. Let me tell you
Speaker 3: your You've really told us all we need to know.
Speaker 3: If you refuse to eat, we understand. Hut me down,
Speaker 3: chuck the whole buffet down. I feel like I got
Speaker 3: on the food.
Speaker 1: Now, Bubby, you're saying, have dead down win in your
Speaker 1: pocket and then start spraying people at the buffet long.
Speaker 5: If Greg is that tore up about it, I might
Speaker 5: just give up.
Speaker 4: When they're not looking at a v all right now
Speaker 4: I've never expected. And then when they turn around, you
Speaker 4: look too like you ever got on to school what
Speaker 4: you're about to eat, and the big old smell hits you.
Speaker 4: It's not good. Ain't good? Rick Thanks guys, speedy, just
Speaker 4: a little, We'll be right back.
Speaker 2: Ricking bubba, ricking Bubba.
Speaker 3: Trey Edwards with US country singer songwriter, been in working
Speaker 3: in Nashville for years now, solo album out tre Edwards
Speaker 3: dot com. And we were visiting because Trey went to
Speaker 3: high school with both Greg and me, but graduating with
Speaker 3: me a class of nineteen eighty three, and was in
Speaker 3: a group of guys in school called the Teacher's Name
Speaker 3: the group, which meant if there was trouble, some of
Speaker 3: these guys have not if not all of them, need
Speaker 3: to come in, and I mean our names being set
Speaker 3: on the speakers was so common it was that morning announcements.
Speaker 3: Anytime you heard this phrase, teachers, I need to see
Speaker 3: the following student you go, everybody just started getting up.
Speaker 3: Here we go and it was and here's the updates.
Speaker 3: So you're a singer and songwriter, and of course I'm
Speaker 3: doing a radio show. And you know Mike Martin is
Speaker 3: a surgeon. Yeah, he's a orthopedic surgeon. And then we've
Speaker 3: got Donnie Adams, who is you know, runs his own
Speaker 3: business and as a fireman by the way, and back
Speaker 3: in our hometown. And Craig Higgins I think manages a Walmart,
Speaker 3: the Mickey Shadwicks is a TV sport it's anchor and
Speaker 3: part on it for TV station. And who outside that bunch,
Speaker 3: I guess that's all of them. That of course Gerald
Speaker 3: Kates was with Greg, but you had he comes on
Speaker 3: the show a lot. You've heard you had Gerald Jerald
Speaker 3: Kach experiences, no doubt, he's a full time gardener. So
Speaker 3: now because you mentioned art time singer, right, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: bring it too, now, I don't think you can't bring
Speaker 3: it with a quartet.
Speaker 4: Are we gonna have a will Are we gonna have
Speaker 4: the will Cox Boys reunion?
Speaker 7: All?
Speaker 3: You were in a rock band too, right, uh? With
Speaker 3: that man Greg Grant, Right, Greg Grant Baker and what
Speaker 3: was it called. I can't remember, do you remember?
Speaker 4: I can't remember which name. We finally wound up, but
Speaker 4: you were like playing bass and singing. Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 9: We actually we actually was gonna start playing at six
Speaker 9: Flags and then everybody went off to college.
Speaker 3: You remember, think if you get that ultimate six Flags
Speaker 3: a gig, we're all summer playing stage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we tried Greg bringing the bad news. Well man,
Speaker 4: I'm I'm heading to college. Well that's great, right, We
Speaker 4: thought we were all going and then you just stayed
Speaker 4: in the business side. You're the only one.
Speaker 3: I have the whole band stadium it full time, and
Speaker 3: you just stayed in it from then on, just kept
Speaker 3: on right out of school.
Speaker 4: Then a couple of marketing things and got into sales
Speaker 4: and all that good stuff. So, all right, the food
Speaker 4: fight in nineteen seventy nine, I want to go back
Speaker 4: to that. We go because it's been you were acquitted
Speaker 4: on that rick, Well, are you worried about.
Speaker 3: I was acquitted by the audience with a jury of
Speaker 3: my peers, because if you remember, because of what we
Speaker 3: just said, that this group of of of guys, anytime
Speaker 3: something happened, we were always assumed to.
Speaker 4: Be part of it. Even if they couldn't prove it exactly.
Speaker 3: Well, talk about the day of the fight, because you
Speaker 3: heard him talk about it in the break. There was
Speaker 3: a build up all day long.
Speaker 4: It started at eight fifteen that it was going to happen.
Speaker 4: Who started it, Who started the talk of hey, let's
Speaker 4: do this? Do you remember it?
Speaker 9: Just something that I don't know, It just it just
Speaker 9: kind of started its own identity in about eleven o'clock.
Speaker 4: It was, you know, like we were gonna be bombed.
Speaker 4: It was a friendship.
Speaker 3: And they had different, different assistant principles, different people all
Speaker 3: all you're gonna say, it ain't gonna happen. Oh so
Speaker 3: even the administration, and they rolled into tanks and they
Speaker 3: brought the group in and said look, and I said,
Speaker 3: we're not evolving, and they said, but you can stop it.
Speaker 4: And if it happens, you' all the ones we're gonna
Speaker 4: hold account Before now did you say we're not involved
Speaker 4: with a straight face? No, did you hold it? Really?
Speaker 4: Because I knew and it was it was happening without
Speaker 4: my help, and.
Speaker 9: It wasn't really nobody was actually in a particular order.
Speaker 9: I mean, it just came up that there was gonna
Speaker 9: be a big food fight.
Speaker 4: Do you even know what what it was?
Speaker 5: Over?
Speaker 4: Just fun. I've never seen things.
Speaker 3: I've seen people I've seen movies try to make up
Speaker 3: fake food fights that were nowhere near the house.
Speaker 4: I've never seen so much food. And the first.
Speaker 3: Instinct from the from the teachers and the principles, they
Speaker 3: really didn't think it through if we stand up and
Speaker 3: say enough, because in that day that would work. But
Speaker 3: what they didn't think about, wait a minute, there's so
Speaker 3: many people. We don't know where this food's coming from.
Speaker 3: So they stood up and just got machine gun.
Speaker 4: It was way worse than you ever imagined. I was
Speaker 4: wearing a.
Speaker 3: Course to school that day, one of my favorite terry
Speaker 3: class shirts with my gold eggles necklace, and I remember
Speaker 3: diving under a table and I caught there was a
Speaker 3: kid over there. Mickey said, what Mickey Shadow? Was that
Speaker 3: other kid named Mickey Mickey Travis or something like that.
Speaker 3: He was having a birthday and they had a cake
Speaker 3: in there, and somebody hit me with a piece of
Speaker 3: cake going under the table, and I just I just
Speaker 3: got on the table, said look just let it end.
Speaker 3: And teachers, when you go back to your class and
Speaker 3: a teacher is cleaning food off her glasses, where.
Speaker 4: People with hit her.
Speaker 3: Statues of limitations run out. I slung a milk carton
Speaker 3: and a half a burger and I slid up. Did
Speaker 3: you ever see me throw anything?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Rick now, like he said, statue
Speaker 1: limitations go ahead, ad minute, And I did.
Speaker 4: I slung food. I'm all about it. I admit it now.
Speaker 3: I didn't start it, but I was. I was a
Speaker 3: milk carton and a burger. The milk cars are swapping in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I didn't throw anything like dead on. I've
Speaker 4: had my tray and I just didn't. Well, Rick, Eric,
Speaker 4: everybody's coming clean. I'm telling you you'll feel better. This
Speaker 4: might be more.
Speaker 3: This may be more believable. Okay, this might be more believable.
Speaker 3: I tell I tea how it started, and and it
Speaker 3: and it goes back to Putt Chase Jase, I you
Speaker 3: Jase started. Everybody was all the fake they they had
Speaker 3: people on Scotty Kraft they have They had people lined
Speaker 3: up holding the hour thank you. The different time we're
Speaker 3: in holding paddles, hitting their hands. Everybody's in line. Everybody's
Speaker 3: gonna happen. Is it gonna happen?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, Scottie Kraft gets up in fakes
Speaker 3: he appreciated with by the way, the late Chuck Mason
Speaker 3: got up, got up in fake to throw, and everybody
Speaker 3: starts screaming. Well, they all wanted to be the first
Speaker 3: one to paddle these clowns. But they all got caught
Speaker 3: up in it and left the lunch room. They all
Speaker 3: taken them out. It's like one principal grabbed him in
Speaker 3: the other. I'm will get some of that too, but
Speaker 3: they all left. Now you just got the teacher tables,
Speaker 3: all the principals are gone. And the minute that last
Speaker 3: principle went out that door. But Chase hit somebody standing
Speaker 3: in the lunch line, I mean riding the face.
Speaker 4: Was he the one that got hit? One of the
Speaker 4: he was involved in the first shot fired. And once
Speaker 4: that first throw went, it was I can't begin to describe.
Speaker 4: It was a wonderful thing.
Speaker 3: The reigning of it was mania was unbelievable. And students,
Speaker 3: I mean, you talk about bombing tea.
Speaker 4: So you expect us to believe that you just crawled
Speaker 4: under the table and was hit on the way under
Speaker 4: right and right, I got I got hit in love
Speaker 4: handle crawling. There's two other people in the room.
Speaker 1: He claims that he threw a milk cart and half
Speaker 1: a burger, and you say, you just threw your track,
Speaker 1: just got straight up.
Speaker 3: I was going for the shotgun approach. He complains about
Speaker 3: getting punished for it. But you know, Charles Manson didn't
Speaker 3: actually kill the people, but he was. He was responsible
Speaker 3: for got it.
Speaker 4: Remember that's fair. It was one of those best you
Speaker 4: you may not have thrown.
Speaker 6: In what there? Rick?
Speaker 4: Rick did set me up on the Morning Breeze episode. Okay,
Speaker 4: well bring stuff. You don't what you love morning, little
Speaker 4: stink bomb. I shut the haul down.
Speaker 9: What you do, man, I'm satting. This is me and
Speaker 9: him and me and him and Mickey were together. I've
Speaker 9: had some I don't know where I got it. Note
Speaker 9: that we got it from a cellar somewhere. But I'm
Speaker 9: on the floor now, I'm on the on my knees
Speaker 9: because then, of course the rings were in that conditions.
Speaker 4: We had vents at the bottom of the room where.
Speaker 9: We're in the hallway. I look at Rick and Mickey.
Speaker 9: They're down in the other in the hall and Rick
Speaker 9: standing over. We're just laughing so hard as heads bottom.
Speaker 9: I think they're laughing at me. I'm on my knees
Speaker 9: blowing the stuff into the room through the vent. And
Speaker 9: as soon as I get a good get at the
Speaker 9: room full, I feel a hand on my shoulder.
Speaker 4: Is mister Higgins.
Speaker 7: Look?
Speaker 3: I look up the principals coming and he don't see it.
Speaker 3: Trachy's down there with it. He's blowing that stuff that
Speaker 3: stinking their room. Can't nobody see me?
Speaker 7: And the prince?
Speaker 4: And then right and and and out he went, and
Speaker 4: I had to go into the room and tell him
Speaker 4: what I was doing.
Speaker 3: Right, But the morning breeze coming into a room was
Speaker 3: just the best. We were doing that at the first
Speaker 3: radio station we worked there. We wanted to breeze people
Speaker 3: there so that that lives on it was pure of sulfur.
Speaker 4: But to the food fight, I need Suster Higgins one
Speaker 4: to fight you, right, was.
Speaker 3: The one who wanted to fight me, because I wish
Speaker 3: we could just put on bots and gloves and fight,
Speaker 3: because what we're doing so far is not working, you know.
Speaker 3: And but but they took us in front of the
Speaker 3: lunch room now picture of the times we're living in now,
Speaker 3: in front of the lunch room and paddled us in
Speaker 3: front of everybody, okay, and in the food for the
Speaker 3: food fight. But you didn't anything. But that's why, that's
Speaker 3: why I didn't think it was fair. But but but
Speaker 3: but but what I'm saying is, now this may be
Speaker 3: more believable to you. I wanted to be able to
Speaker 3: say I didn't throw anything when because I knew the
Speaker 3: hammer was coming down. So once I'd had that pre meeting,
Speaker 3: I knew the food fight was gonna happen anyway, but
Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna throw anything, so I could always say
Speaker 3: I'm being wrongly punished. And now my mother, who had
Speaker 3: no mercy whatsoever, she said, I don't care if you
Speaker 3: didn't throw anything. You were punished for the fact of
Speaker 3: what of the reputation you had developed. Right, you deserve
Speaker 3: to be punished, whether you threw things or not, because
Speaker 3: just what you the fact that they knew you were
Speaker 3: part of it.
Speaker 4: And so I got you.
Speaker 3: I got whipped there, I got whipped, but I got home,
Speaker 3: you know, and and and the worst part is and
Speaker 3: you and you remember this. They want us to clean
Speaker 3: the lunch room up, just you guys, just just that group. Well,
Speaker 3: we got milk cartons and turned them into ice hockey pucks,
Speaker 3: dumped all the water out and started playing ice hockey
Speaker 3: with mobs. And when the Prince walked in and saw that,
Speaker 3: he said, and that'll do it. And guess and guess
Speaker 3: who he called coach Coach Bill Burgess from the athletic department,
Speaker 3: when he came in those two lunch room doors with
Speaker 3: the sun kind of shining behind him, standing there in
Speaker 3: those black coaching shoes, that those tube socks where the
Speaker 3: last it could broke on his giant calves. You know,
Speaker 3: polyesterra coaching pants that were struggling. Yeah, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, the tight coaching shirt and that foam hat
Speaker 3: with the logo on and the whistle around his neck.
Speaker 3: I mean, we just thought, well, we're dead. He will
Speaker 3: physically kill everybody. And we were petrified. And he walked
Speaker 3: us around the whole campus in a straight line, cleaning
Speaker 3: up everything that had ever been dropped on the school campus,
Speaker 3: took us down to the bottom of the hill and
Speaker 3: paddled every one of us again. And his was a
Speaker 3: different pattern. Yes, I'll never forget it. I'm about to cry,
Speaker 3: right man. It stayed with a little while. It broke
Speaker 3: my spirit. I mean, if you couldn't get me to
Speaker 3: throw food right now if you.
Speaker 4: Hey, it's speedy.
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