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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day mornings. That's one. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: this is Cable calling for zach We have an exciting

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Speaker 1: offer for you. Please hold for a customer service representative.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Right now? Hello? Okayble, this is

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Speaker 1: Pete Pekins. Is this Zachary? Yeah? What's what's the problem?

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Speaker 1: Is there an issue? Oh? Well, there is an issue,

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Speaker 1: actually an issue of you being an amazing customer. You

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Speaker 1: dirty dog? Um? Oh okay, hey, can you do it? Frey?

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Speaker 1: Can hold off for one second? What is this about?

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Speaker 1: Just for one second? Thank you? Hello? Is that Zachary?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? This is actually Ja by Jangles. I'm

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Speaker 1: with and I heard about your crazy little ordeal you had,

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Speaker 1: you dirty dingo? How are you doing? You know? I

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Speaker 1: don't understand. I was just on the phone with a

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Speaker 1: guy he called me a dirty dog, and now I

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Speaker 1: got transferred to you and you're calling me a dirty dingo. Like, well,

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to offend you or anything. You didn't

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Speaker 1: offend you did it. I mean, I don't know what

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Speaker 1: this is, man, but like you know, I don't have

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Speaker 1: time for this, so, like, what's going on here? Hello?

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Speaker 1: Oh my, you gotta be kid? Thanks? For holding. This

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Speaker 1: is Alexis. How can I help? Look? I keep getting

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Speaker 1: passed around on hold. I don't know what is going

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Speaker 1: on right now? Yeah. I think probably because nobody really

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Speaker 1: wants to talk to you about your recent transactions on

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Speaker 1: your accounting. Hello, my recent trans Hello, Oh Mike Cable,

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Speaker 1: this is pe Deakins. Are you? Are you the first

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Speaker 1: guy I talked to? Oh? Oh hey, is this Zach again? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh man? How's it going? You like? Did you like

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Speaker 1: the deal? No? Trust me? I have it? Oh my god, dude,

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Speaker 1: it's like try to prime me away from the TV.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, the hell's going on here? I keep getting

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Speaker 1: passed around. I need to know what's going on. I

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Speaker 1: don't end up all days, Zach, just dude, the dude here.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of getting passed around, I've seen the stuff you've

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Speaker 1: been watching. Man, and uh and man, I gotta say,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna love this deal so that they talked to

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Speaker 1: you about it? Are you? And did you sign up? No?

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Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't heard anything. They keep putting me

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Speaker 1: on hold. The only reason I'm still walking on here? Man? Hello,

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Speaker 1: Oh what get afternoon? Kibo? How can I help? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god? Oh no, somebody No, you're fooling me around?

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Speaker 1: Is that? Zach Can somebody just stop put a shrimp

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Speaker 1: on the boll But zach Arry, what are you doing

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Speaker 1: back here? Look? I need the money. This is hard

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Speaker 1: times right now. He's all times for someone if you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean, come on, give me some look,

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Speaker 1: can you just can you just hello, Zachary? Thanks for

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Speaker 1: holding it too. Alexis here. I have like the final

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Speaker 1: offer this promotion and normally is ten thousand for a year,

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Speaker 1: but we're gonna give you fifty person off for the

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Speaker 1: first year. So it's five thousand dollars for all access

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Speaker 1: to all adults across our platform. You're talking about It's okay,

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Speaker 1: it's okay. You don't have to be embarrassed. Last month alone,

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Speaker 1: you spent nine hundred and sixty three dollars. I mean,

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Speaker 1: this is fifty person off for the whole year. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't nine hundred and sixty three dollars. That is

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Speaker 1: not me. You guys, have somebody else. Hello. Hey, it's

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Speaker 1: a great day, o table, This is Jorban. How can

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Speaker 1: I help you? No, it's not a great day, man. Okay, Look,

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Speaker 1: I don't have nine hundred and sixties dollars on some

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Speaker 1: adult channel. Hold on a second, is this is this

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Speaker 1: the zach yes is? What's going on here? Whoa dude?

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Speaker 1: You're like a celebrity around the office right now. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna lose it. Man, I don't know what's going on.

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Speaker 1: I know what that means when it comes to you.

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Speaker 1: You're the one customer we have that's been ineligible for

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Speaker 1: the XX extra package because you've watched so much. Don't stuff.

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Speaker 1: Look you need to understand something. I did not rent

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Speaker 1: any movie. Okay, all right, Yeah, you're right. You didn't

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Speaker 1: just rent one. You're renting all of them. What Man,

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Speaker 1: it's so cool to talk to you. Hey, hang on

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Speaker 1: real quick. I gotta go do something. No no, no, no no, no, no, no, nope, nope. Hello,

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Speaker 1: this is Alexis. How can I help Alexis I Zachary

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Speaker 1: is going on here? Are you going to take the

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Speaker 1: deal or not? This is the lasting final offer. We're

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Speaker 1: extremely unprofessional. This is we can't do better than fifty percent.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't know what else they talk to

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Speaker 1: you about, but all I can do it's fifty percent.

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Speaker 1: I can't go any lower than that. Five thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: for all unlimited access all adult content. It's an offer

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Speaker 1: for today only. You gotta take it or leave it

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Speaker 1: because it's not going to be off tomorrow. Sixty dollars

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Speaker 1: on adult movies. Okay, we're just trying to extend offer.

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Speaker 1: It's going to save you money in the long run.

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Speaker 1: Take the deal, Zap, Zachary might do it. Take the deal.

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Speaker 1: Come on, boy, eight deal of a lifetime. Take it.

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Speaker 1: Take it or leave it. Take the deal. What's going on?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? What's going on? As you've watched so

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Speaker 1: much adult content on your cable channel that they're giving

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Speaker 1: you a special deal. That's awesome. No, no, no, I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I did not spend nine hundred and sixty dollars on

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Speaker 1: adults channel. I know, Zach. We know you didn't. Zach,

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Speaker 1: we know you didn't. What's going on? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Is this is the Jewel Show doing a phone brank

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Speaker 1: on you? Are you kidding me? No, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your son set you up for a prank phone call. Oh.

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Speaker 1: He said that you always get annoyed with customer service people,

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Speaker 1: and we thought it'd be really funny if we called

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Speaker 1: you from the cable company saying you were eligible for

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Speaker 1: a really fabulous adult content package because you want so much. Also,

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Speaker 1: we wanted to make it seem like it's spent a

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Speaker 1: bunch of money on adult stuff on your cable package.

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Speaker 1: You guys got me wake up every morning with jubile

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Speaker 1: phone pranks. We say, Mornings on the twenties.