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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's helping out the shy guys

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Speaker 1: who don't have a holiday date this year with mistletoe drones.

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Speaker 2: Type in your crushes.

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Speaker 1: Address and the drone will suddenly show up to her

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Speaker 1: house right before you do. Okay, steady, Eddie's gonna get

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Speaker 1: a kiss this year.

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Speaker 3: Excive me, and I've been wetting my whiffle the captain.

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Speaker 1: That's right, and it's all thanks to Laser Story, the

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Speaker 1: segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 1: There's other tonsil touchers just don't. This first laser story

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Speaker 1: is out of Louisiana. It was around midnight when Domino's

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Speaker 1: pizza delivery guy Terrence Watson pulled up to a house

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Speaker 1: of what he thought was a legitimate.

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Speaker 3: Delivery, said the same thing as.

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Speaker 2: You guys are on the same page.

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Speaker 1: As got out of his car, a person in a

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Speaker 1: hooded sweat swiped the pizza from his hands and demanded twenty.

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Speaker 2: Bucksy, nobody got you already got.

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Speaker 1: The Terrence gave it to him and then reported the

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Speaker 1: incidents of police. Yeah, and then just seven days later

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Speaker 1: he had another delivery on the exact same street. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: at just around midnight, and you guessed it, the same

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Speaker 1: thing happened.

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Speaker 2: Come on, man, you can.

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Speaker 3: Just keep calling him back now he's up to forty bucks.

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Speaker 1: The same exact dude jumped out, took the pizza, and

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Speaker 1: demanded another twenty dollars cash.

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Speaker 3: You know, I do like a robber that's not picky

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Speaker 3: about the topping soap. Yeah, it's taking whatever.

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Speaker 1: However, this time police were able to track him down

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Speaker 1: by tracing the cell phone number he used to place

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Speaker 1: the order, and when the cops arrived at his house,

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Speaker 1: they found a vital piece of evidence in the man's

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Speaker 1: trash can, a Domino's pizza box.

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Speaker 2: That'll do it.

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Speaker 3: Do you think he would have given himself up if

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Speaker 3: it would have been Hawaiian pizza.

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Speaker 2: I deserve to be behind virus for this.

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Speaker 3: I'll wait to be arrested.

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Speaker 1: So they took him away, and not surprisingly, a little

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Speaker 1: while later, Terrence was back at Domino's and got a

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Speaker 2: A pizza to the local jail.

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Speaker 3: Oh can't fool me three times, sir.

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Speaker 1: He didn't bite this time, and he says he is

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Speaker 1: not bringing pizza back to that street ever again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, learned his lesson.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Botox Boulevard.

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Speaker 3: Yay face.

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Speaker 1: The latest rage in plastic surgery is not cheap, but

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Speaker 1: people are still doing it. They're changing their eye color permanently.

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Speaker 2: Oh my godgerous.

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Speaker 1: Why a fifty one year old woman named Ulka Dogan

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Speaker 1: from San Francisco just showed off her new baby blues

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Speaker 1: that cost her twelve grand whoall.

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Speaker 3: I thought were gonna change it at least a cool color,

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Speaker 3: you know, like if you're gonna pago purple or something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's the photo of Olka. What do you think

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Speaker 1: with her new blue eyes.

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Speaker 3: She looks kind of creepy, very blue, like crystal blue.

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Speaker 3: I like her dark hazel that she had before. Her

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Speaker 3: dark chestnut actually is what I will call it chest.

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Speaker 2: So would not smash.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry, but somebody needs If you're going to

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Speaker 3: get pictures taken to be an eye model for this

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Speaker 3: dye job, you need to get better fake lashes.

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Speaker 2: No, I just worry about the rest. Girl. Well, that

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Speaker 2: makes it awkward.

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Speaker 3: They're missing some chunks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes it awkward Because Olca has been invited

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Speaker 1: into studios.

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Speaker 2: Eyes beautiful I meant eyes.

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Speaker 1: We will have the picture off on the Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey Instant stories if you want to see.

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Speaker 2: Olka decided not to come.

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Speaker 1: In, but she does say it was worth every single

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Speaker 1: pin she has been wearing. She's been wearing colored contacts

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Speaker 1: for twenty years to try and change her deep hazel

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Speaker 1: eyes to a bright blue. And she finally got the

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Speaker 1: chance when she flewed in New York and dropped a

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Speaker 1: huge wad of cash for the procedure.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I can't believe she feels like it's worth it.

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Speaker 3: She must have a lot of cash to throw down.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the surgery is not approved by the FDA yet.

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Speaker 3: Ever yet then, like bringing cash to a back alley, it.

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Speaker 1: Uses a laser to poke two tiny holes into her corneas.

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Speaker 2: No, then they fill those holes up with die.

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Speaker 3: Nope.

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Speaker 1: No, there are eleven colors to choose from, including emeralds, green, musky, lagoon, musk,

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Speaker 1: and honey.

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Speaker 3: It's well, you know it's not FDA approved.

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Speaker 1: You don't know.

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Speaker 3: This is just the real stuff, just.

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Speaker 2: Harvested from a beehigh.

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Speaker 1: You are fully awake for the entire procedure too, And

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Speaker 1: the doctor who is offering this saw about fifteen total

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Speaker 1: patients in twenty nineteen. This last year he's seen over

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Speaker 3: Yohney, that's crazy. Now they all have the exact same color.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. This next laser story is out of the feast Forums.

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Speaker 1: A company surveyed one thousand people on weight loss medications

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Speaker 1: like ozempic and wegov, and twelve percent of the Americans

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Speaker 1: on those drugs say they plan to pause them over

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Speaker 1: the holidays so that they can indulge.

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Speaker 3: Can you do that? Can you just like be like

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Speaker 3: man pause in my ocempic. I didn't know if that

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Speaker 2: You just stop stabbing yourself with the injections. Yeah, side effect.

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Speaker 1: The top food temptations for people on weight loss drugs

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Speaker 1: are Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Cookies and sweets.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Fifty four percent of people want to be able to

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Speaker 1: scarf down more of those without thinking about their waistline.

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Speaker 1: Forty eight percent of Americans say potatoes of some kind, mashed.

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Speaker 2: Or scalloped are just too hard to pass up.

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Speaker 1: What about just raw with a little salt, straight out

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Speaker 2: Don't even wash it?

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Speaker 3: Potato? No, Oh, they're pretty good. Apple, Yeah, put a

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Speaker 3: little salt on them.

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Speaker 2: Well, maybe a few years, I'll hate myself enough to try.

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Speaker 1: It's a juicy potato.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they are, and it isn't.

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Speaker 1: Just holiday dinners and gatherings. In the poll, sixty four

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Speaker 1: percent of people say they regularly skip the drugs during

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Speaker 1: vacations and on trips, and a good chunk also don't

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Speaker 1: take them around birthdays, weddings, or even big dates.

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Speaker 2: That's ironic, as I take more drugs during the holiday.

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Speaker 3: Yes, those are the fun ones, yeah, true, not the

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Speaker 3: ones that.

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Speaker 2: Don't make me eat more.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Holiday Headquarters. The

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Speaker 1: movie Elf is set in New York, and a big

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Speaker 1: part of the movie involves generating enough Christmas spirit.

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Speaker 2: For Santa and his reindeer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so, let me just say it's a good thing

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Speaker 1: the movie wasn't set in Anchorage. According to a recent

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Speaker 1: website that analyzed a bunch of Google search data to

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Speaker 1: determine which states have the most and least Christmas spirit,

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Speaker 1: and wouldn't you know, the one closest to the North

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Speaker 1: Pole came in Dead Last, Alaska.

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Speaker 2: That's like Santa's neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: The state with the most Christmas spirit was surprisingly Utah.

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Speaker 3: That makes sense high RELIGIONI yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: Other states with the most Christmas spirit are Virginia, Illinois, Washington, Texas, Maryland, California,

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Speaker 1: and New Jersey. The bottom ones with least spirit other

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Speaker 1: than Alaska are Wyoming, South Dakota, Montana, North Dakota, Arkansas,

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Speaker 3: Wow pick it up, okay, spirit shame everybody.

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Speaker 2: As for this guy, he's all about Christmas spirit. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and that's.

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Speaker 1: Why at first glance it may look like he's in camouflage,

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Speaker 1: but really he's just take.

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Speaker 2: Missiletoe all around his show. He knows how to celebrate.

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Speaker 1: The holidays, and that's Laser Stories has comes to an

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Speaker 1: end the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again the same time on Wednesday

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,