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Speaker 3: We want to send you off InStyle.

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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you.

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Speaker 6: Need with Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 3: We are leaving. Taco Bell on Sentury Boulevard.

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Speaker 2: Taco Bell one of our better sponsors for the Do

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Speaker 2: You Need to Ride?

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Speaker 1: Podcast? Taco Bell.

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Speaker 2: Come park in our parking lot when you have tech

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Taco Bell, we drive through you. Taco Bell.

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Speaker 3: I've never heard that the meat is has been confused

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Speaker 6: Garage, right right, because sometimes yes, shredded newspaper is used

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Speaker 3: Yeah, or you get it wet and turn it to gray.

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Speaker 6: F Taco Bell meat anyway, Taco Bell one of our

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Speaker 3: We are coming up on Lax.

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Speaker 1: Gorgeous night here to drive to Lax.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like almost it's past dusk, it's almost

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Speaker 6: It's that perfect time where you just don't know quite

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you should move away, if you should go

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a beautiful thing to really have to question

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Speaker 1: Does that scariot?

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Speaker 3: I don't like what it's doing to me?

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Speaker 6: We podcast in the car, So anytime a horn blows,

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Speaker 1: And Cris will blow is lid.

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Speaker 2: I will read from the novel Horatio Hornblower, just as

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Speaker 1: Hilarious comedian Baron Vaughan, who was in Seattle.

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Speaker 2: Be like, why are you Leonardo DiCaprio specifically asked us

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Speaker 6: Sound guys? Love when you tap? Yeah, tap the equipment.

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Speaker 1: Tap it, move it around, wear a nice necklace.

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Speaker 3: How do we sound?

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Speaker 5: Sounding good?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Terrific?

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Speaker 3: You know, I love coming in? Oh? Is that what

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Speaker 3: Terminal five Airline, Delta.

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Speaker 1: Is V Victrola?

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Speaker 6: Victor Vega, also a popular full fiction character this happened

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Speaker 6: last time at the airport. There's unpredictable traffic.

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Speaker 2: I think there's probably nothing more vibrant or electric than

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Speaker 1: Yes, this is so now, this is so modern, This

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Speaker 6: Airports are very very new concept. Yes, you're right, is

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Speaker 1: He's saying he lives a fear based life.

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Speaker 6: Oh yes, self induced fear. Yeah, well, keep living your

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Speaker 2: Keep living your life at around twelve miles an hour. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Let's make make sure they aren't having a stroke.

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Speaker 3: Baron. I think I'm almost certain is doing stand up.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he does that a lot. Very

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Speaker 6: He's got an amazing voice. He's speaking and for telling jokes,

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Speaker 1: Right. He played first chair violin in high school.

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Speaker 3: I was third trombone.

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, but the height of your frustrations, I'm angry

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Speaker 3: My traffic anger issues. You're right.

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Speaker 6: The only healing can take place as if I open

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 6: Now, now, bite on this piece of leather. I'm going

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Speaker 6: we should have air conditionings. Yeah, I agree.

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Speaker 3: How is your week?

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Speaker 1: It was good?

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Speaker 3: I was that Pete Holmes showed. You want to talk

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Speaker 3: about work?

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Speaker 1: Sure, it's fun.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that job.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be fun.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot, but there's really great people and that

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Speaker 3: It's fun.

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Speaker 3: Is it different than that?

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Speaker 1: There's very similar. There's just more people around.

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Speaker 1: Baron Von texting saying where are you?

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Speaker 5: Broy?

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Speaker 1: Read back the text is was it a word for word?

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Speaker 1: Did I guess it? Exactly? Where are you?

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Speaker 1: So leave us alone. I can do that texting for

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Speaker 1: you if you want.

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Speaker 2: Oh, oh, Chris has his phone taped to his leg.

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Speaker 1: Everybody like Rambo.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't. I can't.

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Speaker 6: This is maybe the biggest production mistake I've ever made.

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Speaker 6: If it's not bad enough to text while driving. Add

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Speaker 3: Is that what this is?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, in a minute, I'm gonna punch meat as someone jogs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all drugs that he sold straight to Annie.

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Speaker 1: That's delta right there. Yeah, you're gonna have to get

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Speaker 3: Yeah, to capture car wrecks.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this huge bus.

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Speaker 3: Oh all right, get out of me, buddy.

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Speaker 2: Maybe if they think we're a TV show, they'll let

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Speaker 1: Oh the mule.

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Speaker 6: Now you know what, this might be one of those

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I think it was a look like do

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Speaker 6: you think I'm happy with these bangs?

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Speaker 2: I got these myself when I was drunk on white wine.

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Speaker 3: I used hedge clippers.

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Speaker 1: I showed him that could call me back.

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Speaker 6: I don't think that's who she's interested in romantically. No, no,

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Speaker 6: suber Forester, I am gonna hug her bumper.

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Speaker 1: Well, she might not like that.

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Speaker 3: Is the shuttle.

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Speaker 6: A shuttle would lend itself to a vehicle that moves.

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Speaker 6: It's hard to shuttle when you're just got your ass parked.

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Speaker 2: I just realize it right now because the way it's exactly, We'll.

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Speaker 3: Have Blaine on and we'll apologize to him.

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Speaker 2: Okay, good, he has the best, his best fake advertiser.

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Speaker 3: This is a problem. I thought that you're right here.

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Speaker 1: Oh good, good, just follow super Forrester.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you see Baron, I.

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Speaker 3: No, but confusing him for that guy is racist.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, there's no there's really good way to know that.

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Speaker 1: Get in here?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, where can I put stuff in the trunk?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, I'll open it up.

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Speaker 5: You're okay?

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Speaker 3: Back there, there's a lot of I'm just gonna put

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Speaker 8: I'll probably right there, very little ginger and careful of

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a seven camera shoot.

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Speaker 5: I'm noticing that.

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Speaker 1: Are you into it?

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Speaker 5: Sure? Whatever, Michael Bay How, I'm okay.

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Speaker 8: I saw I saw a carp of black Honda pulled

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Speaker 6: The Are you saying that she was in a union

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Speaker 3: No, I mean Andrew, Oh Andrew Dice Clay. Yeah, Well

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Speaker 5: He has well, yeah, especially the Israeli version of him.

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Speaker 6: Baron Baron von You're yeah, despite popular I believe you

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Speaker 6: I already know that. I'm just letting Yeah, his is

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Speaker 6: the Theovon von turn theov is from New Orleans.

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Speaker 8: Yes, so I always like to joke with him that

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Speaker 5: That way, it's immediately and.

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Speaker 1: What kind of look when he hears.

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Speaker 5: Exactly.

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Speaker 3: He's a nice guy and you're even nicer, and we're

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Speaker 1: Yes, so much.

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Speaker 8: You were in Seattle, Yeah, well Kirkland, yes, laughs, yes,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how was it?

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Speaker 5: It was actually a really good weekend. I learned some

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Speaker 8: You know how you get that you get those bits

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Speaker 3: This one joke that you love. Yeah, I can I

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Speaker 5: Okay, you're going your act out of my jokes?

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Speaker 8: Interesting, but I like, I like let go of maybe

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he doesn't see anything.

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Speaker 3: Jesus.

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Speaker 5: Wow, it's kind of.

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Speaker 1: Like mad Max this, you got this thing, you got it.

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Speaker 3: I feel like Tina Turner with a mutant on her shoulders.

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Speaker 2: Wait do you are you saying you have replacement material that's.

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Speaker 5: Even better that is now working.

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Speaker 8: There's one joke that has been like my white whale

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Speaker 8: And so I have like a new like twenty minute chunk,

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Speaker 5: So every I felt good about the weekend. It was

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Speaker 3: That's terrific.

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Speaker 5: Sub camera.

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Speaker 3: Now, do you like when you're in Kirkland. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 6: You're actually more than an hour away from Seattle, right,

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Speaker 6: how about thirty minute drive?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: There's a place called the Comedy Underground, but everyone seems

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Speaker 5: So it's like LAPS is.

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Speaker 8: The only club that has tour Laps in the parlor

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Speaker 1: It's really weird.

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Speaker 5: It's really strange. I really like that. I think we're

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Speaker 3: Are we definitely? Where do you live? Oh? Okay, you

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Speaker 3: then the ten?

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Speaker 5: Well we should have gotten the one oh five. I

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Speaker 6: the Offshooting Podcast.

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Speaker 5: I guess we can go this way.

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Speaker 6: What is this?

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Speaker 5: Are we heading? Are we on Subulbana or century this century?

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Speaker 6: I think, yeah, I'm just kind of it's the it's

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna let you just get us lost. Yeah, I honestly, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I've never done the one oh five. We could do that.

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Speaker 8: I mean we it goes right out of the airport onto,

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Speaker 5: Now, we might as well just go whatever way we're going.

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Speaker 8: Okay, you might as well keep driving this way until

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's gonna be a good podcast.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never driven before.

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Speaker 5: I'm the world an eighty podcast.

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Speaker 3: I will with the airport. Yeah, but I don't remember perfect.

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Speaker 1: There's some kind of freeway coming up.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, this is a century we're moving.

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Speaker 5: I'm all right anyway.

458
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Speaker 8: I don't have bad shows, and I've gotten to the

459
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Speaker 8: point where I you did.

460
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Speaker 5: I don't care to have bad shows or you No,

461
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,960
Speaker 5: I don't have bad shows. Oh, you just have weird shows.

462
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:29,360
Speaker 8: Oh okay, I have great shows, good shows or weird shows.

463
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,640
Speaker 8: I don't have a show that's just flat out bad

464
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,840
Speaker 8: where the audience is staring at me and booze.

465
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,520
Speaker 5: But I have them staring at me confused.

466
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,840
Speaker 3: Have you ever done Indian Casino?

467
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:40,600
Speaker 1: No?

468
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:44,000
Speaker 5: Okay, no, I haven't. You can have bad shows, well, well,

469
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,880
Speaker 5: not anymore. I've had bad shows.

470
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Speaker 8: I'm just saying like, in the last couple of years,

471
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Speaker 8: I've narrowed it down to great, good, and weird.

472
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Speaker 3: Okay, good.

473
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:52,680
Speaker 5: You don't feel like it's good.

474
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:53,160
Speaker 3: That's good.

475
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,360
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm making progress.

476
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,639
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's how you. You wouldn't get booked if you

477
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:57,359
Speaker 1: had bad shows.

478
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 5: Exactly right.

479
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,239
Speaker 1: You know what you're doing at this How long been

480
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,600
Speaker 1: doing stand up? Thirteen years?

481
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:01,880
Speaker 3: Yeah?

482
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,280
Speaker 1: You know you're doing Yeah.

483
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 6: So it's helping explain my career though, because I'm still

484
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,120
Speaker 6: easily at bad show.

485
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,960
Speaker 1: And how long you've been doing it?

486
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:11,040
Speaker 3: Sixteen years?

487
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:11,639
Speaker 1: Sixteen?

488
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:16,399
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know you said you You said that like

489
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Speaker 8: a therapist.

490
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Speaker 5: I just know what to say.

491
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Speaker 3: It's the hole, yeah sixteen.

492
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:20,520
Speaker 1: Let's sit with that.

493
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:24,240
Speaker 5: For this whole more. How does that make you feel?

494
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,320
Speaker 3: Now I'm driving around in a lit up car.

495
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Speaker 6: Yeah, no laughing now, not in our audience. Wait a minute, Yeah,

496
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Speaker 6: I'm gonna get on the four or five, four or five? Yeah,

497
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Speaker 6: that's wouldn't the one oh five eventually take you to.

498
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Speaker 3: The four or five?

499
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Speaker 8: It does, but you you pass it. Oh, you end

500
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Speaker 8: up passing the one oh five, go straight to the

501
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Speaker 8: one tent.

502
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Speaker 3: Should I just go to the one oh five, we'll

503
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Speaker 3: get on south there? It isn't though.

504
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:51,720
Speaker 5: It is too late, so.

505
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Speaker 2: We're going south though, four or five to the ten right,

506
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 2: I could get on the you.

507
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Speaker 5: The four or five to the ten?

508
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:57,879
Speaker 3: Okay?

509
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Speaker 5: Does the four or five hit the one ten?

510
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:05,200
Speaker 8: I think we're already on the I don't know this way.

511
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:09,880
Speaker 8: Camera McGillicutty is this way, trying not to impose himself,

512
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 8: but he is shaking his head.

513
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 5: No a lot. Tell us, okay, this way.

514
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 1: And then to the one ten and then to the

515
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Speaker 1: one one right.

516
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Speaker 5: Four to one t Yeah, that makes sense. Oh, that's

517
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Speaker 5: Samuel Jacks.

518
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Speaker 6: That was probably the most reviting specifics about freeways that

519
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Speaker 6: in a podcast.

520
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 5: So well, here's here's a nice little here's a nice

521
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Speaker 5: little uh.

522
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Speaker 3: Do hear that?

523
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 5: Piece of trivia? For the for the watchers slash listeners.

524
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Speaker 3: We want to why would we? Okay, we want to

525
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,399
Speaker 3: go south? Right? No?

526
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Speaker 1: Feel safe in this car? Do you think like it

527
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:51,439
Speaker 1: was a good choice?

528
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 5: Chris behind the wheels. Yeah, I can't go wrong, all right?

529
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,959
Speaker 5: Have you guys been switching it up?

530
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 3: I'm just depressed that I still have bad shows.

531
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Speaker 8: No, Chris, you don't you don't have bad shows? Don't

532
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 8: remember what I told you about recording yourself? Uh do

533
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 8: you record yourself audio?

534
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 3: No? Not really.

535
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 5: No, but you got to.

536
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,120
Speaker 8: In the last year, I started recording myself every show

537
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:16,919
Speaker 8: and I listened to it.

538
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,640
Speaker 3: Yeah. Number one, don't you don't hate your own voice.

539
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 8: No, I hate my own face, Like I can't watch

540
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,399
Speaker 8: your video recording of myself to stand up.

541
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 5: But the voice, it's like because it makes me listen

542
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 5: to the material and not what I'm doing. Right, fall

543
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 5: up your window for sound.

544
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 1: So it takes a village.

545
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 5: It takes a village, right.

546
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Speaker 8: Number one, It's never as bad as I think it

547
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 8: is because I wait, I realized how much time I

548
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,640
Speaker 8: was wasting feeling like crap about a set when really

549
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 8: I could have learned something from it. And when I

550
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 8: listened to it, I hear where the laughs actually were

551
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 8: and what jokes can actually be turned into material, and

552
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 8: then it's there's Then there's no such thing as a

553
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 8: bad set, there's just workshop.

554
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

555
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 8: And but I realized, like I would beat myself up

556
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,679
Speaker 8: and never learn anything from it and be like, oh,

557
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,640
Speaker 8: why doesn't all this stuff magically work?

558
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 5: But now I can listen to it and be like

559
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,160
Speaker 5: I can make that work?

560
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,400
Speaker 3: Sure, you know, Yeah, I should do that more.

561
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,400
Speaker 1: I wanted to do that, But I have this weird thing.

562
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is just mebing crazy, but I have this

563
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 2: thing where when I go to hit record, I think

564
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 2: it's kind of.

565
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:28,479
Speaker 1: Like JINX my set. Yeah, I'm going to be self aware.

566
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then thinking about that as opposed to just

567
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 2: like my Lucy set.

568
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 5: Well that's why I just record every set.

569
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. And I don't listen to all the standard.

570
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,160
Speaker 8: I don't listen to all of them, and it slip

571
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 8: record no matter where the show is.

572
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 5: Well, unless it's going to be a really good show,

573
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 5: then I don't record it for real.

574
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you have the same superstition.

575
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 8: Well, if it's a really good show, I don't record

576
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 8: it because I know I'm going to do stuff that

577
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 8: I know works.

578
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 5: I'm not going to do anything that's workshopping.

579
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 6: We knew that this would be a good podcast, So

580
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 6: actually we're not recording.

581
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 8: None of this will I don't want to like barn

582
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 8: He's gonna gonna drop some gems on us.

583
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 3: Did the Owner's Dave?

584
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 5: Is it? Yeah?

585
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:08,360
Speaker 6: David David and le Dennison Stevin is on his floor

586
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 6: in his apartment.

587
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 5: Did I stay on his floor in his apartment?

588
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 3: I had to stand on his floor in his apartment? What,

589
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 3: yeah is that? I don't know.

590
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 5: That's frightening and.

591
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 6: I think I said something about it and I haven't

592
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 6: been there since in laughs.

593
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, there's like a hotel. Yeah I knew that.

594
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:27,880
Speaker 3: I said the guy's name.

595
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's so weird.

596
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

597
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 5: Why am I on the floor of your apartment, you

598
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 5: asked demurely.

599
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 6: Oh.

600
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 3: I think it was so they could take me to radio.

601
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 3: Did you have to do radio? Do you enjoy doing radio?

602
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 6: No?

603
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,919
Speaker 8: I didn't have to do I don't do radio with laughs,

604
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,639
Speaker 8: which is surprising, Okay, I always do. I don't like

605
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 8: doing it, and I don't understand why. I mean, like,

606
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 8: I don't like getting up number one right, number two?

607
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 8: Who is listening to the radio at six am?

608
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:57,880
Speaker 3: Have you ever yet?

609
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 5: And it's going to be like, you know what, I

610
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 5: will go to that show tonight.

611
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 6: I've never I have many times during a show taken

612
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 6: a poll of the audience and said how many people

613
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 6: are here because of the radio at six am this morning?

614
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 6: And never once has a hand been raised exactly maybe

615
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 6: that's why.

616
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 1: They didn't ask you back. Maybe pulling the audience all

617
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 1: the time there's a.

618
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 5: Slim extend up comedy or a gallop pole or.

619
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 8: Yeah.

620
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 3: I don't know why they didn't.

621
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 6: I think I maybe something is it's something that slapped

622
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:30,400
Speaker 6: around a way drift there.

623
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 2: So if you if you were, you were in Kirkland

624
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:34,680
Speaker 2: the whole time.

625
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 1: So did you just like go to the movies? What

626
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:36,919
Speaker 1: did you do?

627
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 3: No?

628
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 8: I actually have a couple of friends in Seattle that

629
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 8: came out to Kirkland to see me. I went into

630
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 8: Seattle one day. Mister Harri Kondobolu was doing a theater

631
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 8: in Seattle proper, so I ended up getting to see

632
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 8: him for five seconds using the Neptune seven.

633
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 5: Hundred seat and sold it out.

634
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 8: Oh shit, yeah, pretty incredible.

635
00:27:59,200 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: That's very cool.

636
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,919
Speaker 8: And then I randomly ran into Joe Mandy and Disease

637
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:07,719
Speaker 8: and Sorry today as I was leaving Fun because they

638
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 8: had a show in Seattle tonight, and I was like, okay,

639
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 8: that's great. It was it was Greg Gray Holiday.

640
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 3: That is you ran you ran into them in the city.

641
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:16,640
Speaker 5: Yeah.

642
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 8: I went into the city too because my my flight

643
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 8: was late, as you know, so I went in to

644
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,919
Speaker 8: meet up with the friend from high school and we

645
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 8: went to the place that Joe was standing outside of.

646
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 5: Oh wow, and he saw me.

647
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 8: He's like Barren, I'm like, Joe's crazy, and I guess

648
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 8: Azs is up there.

649
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,399
Speaker 5: So Joe's opening for Asease.

650
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 8: And you like coach Joe guys, you like hanging out

651
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 8: with those guys. Well, I have never really hung out

652
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 8: with Disease, but Joe.

653
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 5: Yes, sure, Joe.

654
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 3: I know from Boston.

655
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: Actually, Oh I love Joe Mandy. He's hilarious.

656
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, Boston or Austin Boston.

657
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 3: That's odd. That happens a lot. Huh. Yeah, I'm from Austin.

658
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 5: Well, only Austin comics do that.

659
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 3: I've never been to Boston. Yes, Boston and comics. No,

660
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 3: not to do it to Austin Papo because they're Boston comics.

661
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 3: Never assume it's okay, gotcha?

662
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I said where are you from? Originally?

663
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 5: Vegas?

664
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: Is that true?

665
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 8: Vegas? Born in New Mexico, moved to Vegas and I

666
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 8: was like six or seven.

667
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 3: You're the most healthy person I've ever met from Vegas.

668
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 5: Because I left it.

669
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 8: You didn't say yeah, whatever, Perhaps there's stays there if

670
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 8: people take that to heart.

671
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 6: Anyone I knew that grew up in Vegas they have

672
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 6: their stories are about cigarettes when they were fourteen that

673
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 6: were dipped in some sort of liquid acid, and then

674
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 6: their their.

675
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 3: Mother was like a cocktail waitress at a.

676
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 6: Strip club Jesus Christ and their friend murdered someone and

677
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 6: it was on some HBO documentary. These are different people

678
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 6: I know from Vegas.

679
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 5: Yeah. I kind of cut my head down. Honestly. It

680
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 5: was things too. I think my grandmother a lot.

681
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 3: Well, no, you keep your chin up.

682
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 5: No, no, I just mean, like, oh I my chin up.

683
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 5: I kept my head down a neighborhood that I was in, Oh, okay,

684
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 5: so as to not get in trouble.

685
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 6: I thought you meant like at school you spent a

686
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 6: lot of time snoozing or playing seven up.

687
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Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely in quarters to keep your head down because

688
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 2: you were first chair violin.

689
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 5: You know what, I don't even remember if I if

690
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Speaker 5: I got the first chair.

691
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Speaker 3: We do suggest going to one on one or doing

692
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Speaker 3: the ten.

693
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 5: I think, uh, do the ten, okay, the ten will

694
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 5: go to the five. Yeah, I definitely go to ten.

695
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 5: This is not good traffic.

696
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 6: No, the old That's one thing about living here. I

697
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 6: thought you grew up in Los Angeles. I don't know

698
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 6: why you didn't spend any time as a child here.

699
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 5: Not until I moved here three years ago. Okay, yeah,

700
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Speaker 5: New York, Boston and New York.

701
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Speaker 3: I feel like maybe it was one of your stage rifts.

702
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 5: I think that you.

703
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 1: Start get off the freeway. Remember that accident.

704
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 5: Well there was an accident, Yes, yeah, accident.

705
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Speaker 6: Ways.

706
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 3: I do mention.

707
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 6: People say ways a lot, but I it ends up

708
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 6: filling with everything except downloading that app.

709
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 5: You mean living your life? Yeah, yeah, living your life?

710
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: Do you have it?

711
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 3: Yeah?

712
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: Is it good?

713
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 8: I'm very good at it, really, I'm like in the

714
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 8: top one percent in this state.

715
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: Wait a second, is it like a game like it does?

716
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 8: You can earn points because of how much you drive,

717
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 8: and you can also mark things like accidents, cars on

718
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 8: the road, police, traps, potholes, weather, animals, and like roadkill animals. Well,

719
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Speaker 8: there's one one time I was in the South and

720
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 8: I was driving, and I and it was like animals

721
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 8: up ahead and like animals, And then I got it.

722
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 8: There there's a freaking deer right there in the side

723
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 8: of the road, eating freaking glass road grass roads.

724
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 3: I wish you said glass glass.

725
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 6: I would love to see a deer just eating a

726
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 6: little road glass deer.

727
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 5: Just a deer that has to prove what a bad

728
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 5: ass is.

729
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, deer with an eye patch or doesn't care that.

730
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 6: I was glad she got shot by hunters.

731
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 3: Oh that was my That was my old lady.

732
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 8: Have been the same since anyway. They call the old

733
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 8: man diagens deir Jenkins. I don't talk about anymore.

734
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 6: Which which show did you find there was a show

735
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 6: that was the best show?

736
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 8: Yes, the late night Friday Show was my best show.

737
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 8: Maybe I even felt like the best set I've ever had.

738
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 8: It's great, like in my like the strongest, clearest hour.

739
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 8: All the jokes were lucid.

740
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 5: Every punchline hit. The audience was hanging on my every word.

741
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 3: They're nice people there.

742
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 5: Yeah.

743
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 8: The Saturday shows were weird though, So I had my

744
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 8: greatest show ever late Friday. Then the Saturday shows they

745
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 8: were just kind of.

746
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 6: Do you remember this famous whatever Steve Martin quote where

747
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 6: he said I quit there and stand up because of

748
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 6: the blank late show?

749
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 5: Was it Saturday?

750
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 3: Okay?

751
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's usually the Saturday or Friday.

752
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 3: I for me, it's always different which show it's.

753
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like the late shows are always harder.

754
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

755
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 6: Are you sure you didn't quit because you became a

756
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 6: famous movie star Steve Martin?

757
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 5: Well, ka waka. I think it was a joke.

758
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 2: I you know what's funny is I?

759
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 1: Oh, it was agree? I agree those those shows are harder.

760
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 1: But I really found when I was doing lots of.

761
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 4: Clubs that I started to love the br the bachelorette

762
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 4: parties that everyone else feared and hated so much because

763
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 4: I could get them. And then when you get those disruptive,

764
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 4: self centered assholes and they start loving everything you say,

765
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 4: it's like the ultimate power.

766
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, be friends feeling.

767
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 8: And you know, I actually think on the early Saturday

768
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 8: show there were these young girls in the front eighteen.

769
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 8: I think because the first show is like eighteen and over,

770
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 8: second shows twenty one and over, right, And I think

771
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 8: that when there's really young people or really old people

772
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 8: in plain sight of the rest of the audience, they

773
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 8: are there spend the whole time wondering if they should

774
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 8: be offended for them, right or.

775
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,240
Speaker 5: Scared for them? Oh? Is this al?

776
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 3: I mean there's surface streets all right.

777
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 8: This is kind of amazing because I don't know. Driving

778
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 8: from the airport is so stressful.

779
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, in just the airport in itself is a mess,

780
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 6: and we made he decided to capture it in the video.

781
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 6: It seemed like a good time at Palms. It seemed

782
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 6: like a good idea as far as getting something for

783
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 6: us to do it. My brakes are also giving out. Well, yeah,

784
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 6: I forgot that driving just makes me stressed, angry at society.

785
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 6: When I did your podcast, we talked about anger. Literally,

786
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 6: don't to be sure to turn your life. Oh wait,

787
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,320
Speaker 6: at some point, I'm going to fix the air conditioning.

788
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 6: I'd like to apologize to everyone for.

789
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 3: How hot we all are right now. It's I thought

790
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 3: it was because it was nighttime that but we got

791
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:13,839
Speaker 3: lights in.

792
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 8: Here, get lights in here. I'm wearing two coats, right.

793
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,240
Speaker 8: They just came back from.

794
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,240
Speaker 3: Seattle and.

795
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,439
Speaker 5: Rain. See that's what I can't stand the rain. Are you?

796
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 3: I love a rainy night? Were you sleepless a little bit?

797
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 3: I like all the Seattle jokes you can. Yeah, I

798
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 3: don't have any jokes about kirk Kirkland.

799
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 5: They're just they have a water brand. There's a water

800
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,320
Speaker 5: and they.

801
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 1: Make fleeces that are at costco.

802
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, they make signature jeans, Balkans, signature jeans, winter tires,

803
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 6: and muffins I.

804
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,760
Speaker 1: Wonder and delicious birthday cakes.

805
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 3: I wonder if in this podcast brought you.

806
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:58,399
Speaker 1: What do you need?

807
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 6: We make it acast brought to you by a popular

808
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 6: blame capatch jokes joke.

809
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, well we gave him credit.

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00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 5: He's a very funny man.

811
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 3: That's how he's sponsoring.

812
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: Is this his talent is sponsoring this podcast?

813
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:21,359
Speaker 5: Sponsored blank Patch blank Patch.

814
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 6: When you don't want to know It's age looked the

815
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 6: same the whole time I've known him.

816
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,839
Speaker 5: Of those guys. Yeah, we gotta get in this left lean. Okay,

817
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:34,800
Speaker 5: we're gonna let this person.

818
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:40,800
Speaker 3: How about I kill you? All right? Wow? God, I

819
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 3: love driving.

820
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 6: Last time I was in Kirkland, I was on stage

821
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 6: and you know they have that green room that everyone

822
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 6: who works in the kitchen changes in.

823
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 5: I don't go in there. I just hang out in

824
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,800
Speaker 5: the back of the room. That groen is groady. Yeah,

825
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 5: but yes, I know the green room talking.

826
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Speaker 6: It seemed like every time I've been there at a

827
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 6: sore throat or sick or something nursing something. It just

828
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 6: happened to be the last two times I went there.

829
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:04,919
Speaker 3: I was sick.

830
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 6: Maybe that's why they don't have me back. But I

831
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 6: someone I think that someone that works there or someone

832
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 6: from the audience went into the green room on the

833
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 6: way to the bathroom stole my wallet while I was

834
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 6: on stage and opened it. And it's like, oh, that's

835
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 6: the comedian that's telling jokes right now. Yeah, I gotta

836
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 6: have to I'm gonna have to steal his wallet. And

837
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 6: then they during the show filled three different cars with

838
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 6: gas at a gas station what across the street. And uh,

839
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 6: because right when I got off stage, I went in

840
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 6: there and I'm like, my wallet's gone. So I called

841
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 6: my bank and they said, yeah, it's already filled up

842
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 6: three different cars like that guy just got to it.

843
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 6: And then a policeman came and he said, yeah, I

844
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 6: started chasing a Mustang, but I didn't want to go

845
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 6: that fast in city limits.

846
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 3: So he let the guy go.

847
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 5: Wow, that's really a specific quest for you.

848
00:37:58,640 --> 00:37:58,879
Speaker 6: Yeah.

849
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, it wasn't actually nice.

850
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 3: It's scary with lights in the car.

851
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, this must be insane.

852
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,280
Speaker 3: It is insane.

853
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: It's it's a little bit crazy.

854
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 8: Hey, guys, future reference, don't do this at night. I

855
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 8: think all the natural daylight First of all, it's good

856
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 8: for people's complexions. Second of all, it's great for people's complexions.

857
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you're right, because right now, just taking

858
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 3: this turn here so much backsweat just because I'm not

859
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 3: sure what's going to happen. Okay, now we're in the

860
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 3: flow of traffic.

861
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 6: I'm glad we had that little new tour because it's

862
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 6: been a while since I've checked out the motor area.

863
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: It was gorgeous.

864
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 3: It was beautiful, especially at what is this twilight.

865
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 1: Nighttime?

866
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:54,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, straight up night time, it's twilight time.

867
00:38:56,360 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 2: Oh, we're going to talk about the Eliza Skinners improve

868
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 2: Music Show.

869
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 3: Yes, you were terrific during that, as were you, Chris?

870
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 5: We as were you?

871
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 3: Wasn't that interesting? How scary that was?

872
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 5: All of us were terrified and then somehow killed it.

873
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 6: Just a stand up show with a piano accompaniment. Yeah,

874
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 6: and uh, and it turns out we all like to

875
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 6: get the songs right.

876
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 5: Yeah.

877
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 8: Also, it was like, it's interesting when that happens because

878
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,360
Speaker 8: it's just like, I think we were all kind of

879
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 8: a little afraid to trust ourselves.

880
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 5: Yes, personally, I loved what Guy Brandham did, which was

881
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 5: it was absurd. Yeah, the Martinians sitting.

882
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 3: It's like, I'm not gonna sing. I'm just gonna do

883
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 3: this lounge.

884
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 5: Character, like the thing you're born to do.

885
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's hilarious.

886
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 3: Yeah that was great.

887
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 1: Wait, now what did you do?

888
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,359
Speaker 6: I picked from pieces of paper and a fish bowl

889
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 6: and did little song, did a little song stun whatever

890
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 6: someone had written and it was terrifying.

891
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,320
Speaker 1: So oh sorry, so fun so like the name of

892
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: the song is in the fish bowl.

893
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 8: And then the fid wrote, people wrote, there's two things

894
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 8: that can happen. People wrote suggestions before the show started,

895
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Speaker 8: and uh, Eliza put them all in a little bowl

896
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 8: that if we felt the meat too, we could pick

897
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Speaker 8: a suggestion.

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00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 5: Out and that was the title of the song that

899
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Speaker 5: we were gonna sing.

900
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 8: Or whilst you're doing your act, the piano player would

901
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 8: just start playing under your jokes and you had to

902
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,479
Speaker 8: turn the rest of your bit into a song.

903
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 6: That's so if you pull on a piece of paper

904
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:30,799
Speaker 6: and it says swash buckling penguin, you'd.

905
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Speaker 3: Sing a song like this, go baron, I have boom boom.

906
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 5: Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom. Well there's

907
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 5: a penguin. I know, and he lives on a ship.

908
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 5: He's a squash buckln penguin. He's got a sword and

909
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 5: a musket so hip. He's a swash buckling penguin. Big

910
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 5: on aero fling Win Big.

911
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 8: On aero Linguin because he's a swash buckling penguin.

912
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 5: I'm kind of impressed.

913
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 1: By clearly at the top of your game right now.

914
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 6: It was almost I was almost excited to get in

915
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:14,840
Speaker 6: a car wreck during that. If the last thing you

916
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 6: hear is swashbuckling penguin Errol Flynnin I got to do

917
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 6: that show.

918
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,479
Speaker 1: That sounds so fun.

919
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's actually really fun.

920
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 3: That was just a taste of it.

921
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 5: Do you have time to do shows anymore?

922
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 4: I do sometimes retirement from standy No, I hope not

923
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 4: quite the opposite.

924
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,399
Speaker 2: But I've been doing shows lately, except for this past week.

925
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 2: I had to cancel almost every show I had books.

926
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 1: It's just when we when we no no, it's like.

927
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 5: I think maybe it was a show I was at.

928
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 5: Yeah that you had to cancel. Yeah, she's busy. Nobody

929
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 5: was taking it personally.

930
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 1: Well, that's kind of the good part.

931
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 2: I remember one time I did cancel on Jim Hamilton

932
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 2: and he wrote back, because I had to stay in

933
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 2: New York long than I thought I had, and so

934
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 2: I sent him this really long apologetic message about because

935
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry and I really wanted to be here.

936
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 1: He wrote back, Oh, no, period, What will I do?

937
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: How will I find a comedian? And awsome? It's just like, wow,

938
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: that hurts.

939
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 2: Oh that no Western charm, But I always think of

940
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 2: that where it's like, yeah, I don't want to let

941
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 2: people down or whatever, but at the same time, there's

942
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 2: always twelve people.

943
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 6: It's funny that we're talking about this because I'm skipping

944
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:29,399
Speaker 6: a show right now.

945
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 5: Are you.

946
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 3: It's well, it started at eight? What show it's was

947
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 3: that Bordeners.

948
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 5: It's called the.

949
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 3: That's what I said, Rory Scovel some other people.

950
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 5: I have no idea.

951
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 3: What's yeah me either. Maybe it's a show you don't

952
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:44,479
Speaker 3: know about.

953
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 5: I think I was just to do the show tonight,

954
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 5: but I never heard anything about it.

955
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, well maybe.

956
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 8: Tonight and I I, well, there's no tweet, tweets about it,

957
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 8: no Facebook invite.

958
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 5: You never know from Jazz. I'm like, get some standing.

959
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:04,240
Speaker 6: Yoe sometimes, isn't it funny to get all these gigs

960
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 6: and then they're coming in from Facebook things, they're coming

961
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 6: in from tweets, they're coming in from actual traditional emails.

962
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 6: God forbid someone call you and ask you to do something.

963
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 6: So I have this little calendar and it says show

964
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 6: tonight location. Then I write down the the the avenue

965
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 6: it came to me, like Facebook or Twitter or right,

966
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 6: so then I can.

967
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 8: Look it up right, and I do the same thing.

968
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 8: But I never She always tweets heavily about what the

969
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,839
Speaker 8: lineup is. But I saw nothing, So I'm like, maybe

970
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 8: it's canceled.

971
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 5: I don't know what this is going on, So I'm

972
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 5: gonna go home.

973
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 1: I have to take a wind break.

974
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, take a break.

975
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 3: That would be the best. If you said that.

976
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 5: Horrible car all I think all you did was unlock

977
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 5: the doors.

978
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 8: Sorry, so please lock them back so we don't accidentally

979
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 8: fall Outka roll this one down.

980
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 5: Even has the camera on.

981
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, quick wind break.

982
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 8: I want to stick my tongue out and put my

983
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 8: head out the thing like those with those things called.

984
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 5: Those family animals. That's been something I've been wanting to

985
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:05,479
Speaker 5: do lately.

986
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 3: Get a dog.

987
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, I too, have never been in my brain, and

988
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 8: now I'm like, I think i'd like to have, Like,

989
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 8: I haven't had a dog for a really long time.

990
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,840
Speaker 5: All of my dogs got killed and then I switched

991
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 5: to caps.

992
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:19,399
Speaker 3: They who murdered all your dogs?

993
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 5: Actually two of them were killed by the same woman.

994
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 3: In a car.

995
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:25,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, they both jumped the fence.

996
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 8: Oh no, at the same time, like literally at like

997
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 8: five fifteen, when she was coming home from work, and

998
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 8: like they both jumped the fence and got hit by

999
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 8: the same woman on the same block.

1000
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 3: The same car, in the same moment.

1001
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 5: Same car. No, no different, a year apart from each other.

1002
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 3: No, that horrified with herself.

1003
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,399
Speaker 5: She was it's not her fault. She was just going

1004
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 5: home from work and the dogs jumped the fence. And

1005
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 5: this is back in New Mexico.

1006
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 3: This happened twice.

1007
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's terrible, and that's why I was like, I'm

1008
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 5: gonna stay away from dogs. Ooh, and then there's the

1009
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 5: really sad one. We can go there, you want me

1010
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 5: to go there. So in Zo, I was raised with

1011
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 5: my great grandparents. Long story. Mom had me when she

1012
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 5: was nineteen. Great grandparents are like.

1013
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 8: You shouldn't have sex beyond marriage, and my grandmother's like,

1014
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 8: you should have had an abortion. So you can see

1015
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:12,320
Speaker 8: the difference of progressive and progressive of them there. And

1016
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 8: so my great grandparents had me and we were in

1017
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 8: New Mexico, and my great grandfather had this little like

1018
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 8: little restaurant kind of snack store, like kids would come

1019
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 8: in there and buy, you know, cookies and chips and candies,

1020
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 8: and he also like made like hot dogs and and

1021
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 8: and burgers.

1022
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,240
Speaker 3: Do you sometimes sing to the kids like in Willie Walcott?

1023
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, bing bing bing ban like that.

1024
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 8: But right across the street was just this giant farm

1025
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:51,879
Speaker 8: and just like really tall wheat grass you couldn't really see,

1026
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 8: and it's just this open field.

1027
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 5: And I had this one dog and I hadn't seen

1028
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 5: him all day, and I was wondering why.

1029
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 8: And then I would in that store and I saw

1030
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 8: my great grandmother across the street in the grass and

1031
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 8: had never seen her over there.

1032
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 3: I was like, what was she doing?

1033
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 8: And I had this little ice cream cone that I'd

1034
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 8: gotten out of the store. And then yeah, one ten North,

1035
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:20,240
Speaker 8: that's do not go to Sam Peters.

1036
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: I'm trying to point into camera. O.

1037
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,800
Speaker 5: So she was there like digging in the grass doing it,

1038
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 5: and I came outside.

1039
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 8: I remember looking at her, looking my little ice cream cone,

1040
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 8: and then she stood up and she picked up the

1041
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 8: body of my dog, who I guess had been hidden

1042
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 8: by hit by a car on that street, and he

1043
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 8: crawled over to the side of the street I.

1044
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 5: Guess to die in peace, but he was there.

1045
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 8: She picked up his body and he was all bloody

1046
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 8: and blood in his fur, and she's kind of laid

1047
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 8: it in front of me and licking the freaking ice

1048
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 8: cream off of the cone and just crying my eyes.

1049
00:46:58,719 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 5: I watched the lifely.

1050
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 3: Stopped licking the ice cream. That's a curious joice.

1051
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 5: Well, I didn't know what. Yeah, I was like, maybe

1052
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 5: that's why I don't like ice cream. Maybe maybe that's

1053
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 5: why I'm never like, yeah I love ice creams that

1054
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 5: never have had it hankering for ice cream ever again again.

1055
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's sex has ruined for me because my cat

1056
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,320
Speaker 6: died while I was mastering.

1057
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 5: So you just what you're saying is you destroyed the pussy.

1058
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 5: You destroyed the pussy. Why I came from the land

1059
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 5: of Kirk's.

1060
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 3: I'm pushing camerons. They can't handle me in Kirkland. That's

1061
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:39,919
Speaker 3: why it's been since two thousand and eight.

1062
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: You really hung up? Should should we visit this.

1063
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 5: No, I'm not a day I think that you you

1064
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 5: can probably go back there if you wanted to.

1065
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 3: I could ask to go back.

1066
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 5: You don't want to. I don't want That's also the

1067
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 5: other thing. You don't want to go back. That's the

1068
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 5: other thing.

1069
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do a show across the way at the

1070
00:47:58,640 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 3: Liquid Lime.

1071
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, because the Bellevue, the Parlor place seems to be

1072
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 8: totally corporate. They booked no local acts. Well, they have

1073
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 8: a feature and a headliner come in from out of town. Sure,

1074
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 8: Plus Bellevue seems really douchey. It's like rich programmers, but

1075
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 8: like the ones that you know raped someone in college.

1076
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,839
Speaker 8: That's who it is that's living there, and they got

1077
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 8: away with it because their dad is important.

1078
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 1: They always gets on the lake and.

1079
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah lake and have lake houses.

1080
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm sorry about your dog that died by the way.

1081
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 6: I didn't mean to make a joke about that.

1082
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 5: No, it's fine, sad story. It's honestly, I feel like

1083
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 5: it was.

1084
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 8: There's something old school about it, Like my great grandmother

1085
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,439
Speaker 8: wasn't like I'm gonna hide this death of this dog.

1086
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 5: She brought it to me, let me watch, so I

1087
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 5: knew life ends yeah, my son, and so does ice

1088
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 5: cream that happen.

1089
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, you'd just be fat because of ice cream. There,

1090
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 6: you'd be a big fat sweet.

1091
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 8: If they'd call me Icy mccream and I see, i'd

1092
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 8: probably need the best pool player in all of Minnesota.

1093
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, there have no choice with that. Nime not nime

1094
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 3: o Green.

1095
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

1096
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 8: Somebody had a joke the other day. Somebody had a

1097
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 8: joke that I can't remember who it was. I feel

1098
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 8: like it's someone like very Rothbart or somebody that had

1099
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 8: some jokes.

1100
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 5: It was like, maybe it was you, Chris.

1101
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 8: No, there's some some there's a joy in beating someone

1102
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 8: at pool that came with their own poolstick.

1103
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well you.

1104
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 5: Have to watch them kind of.

1105
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 6: I've experienced that with darts. Some guy came with darts

1106
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 6: with his own tips and his own little.

1107
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 5: And he's serious about it.

1108
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 8: And then you beat him and he's like angrily putting

1109
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 8: all his Oh I've played a lot of darts.

1110
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 5: This is awkward. We were supposed to be in the

1111
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 5: left lane here.

1112
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 3: Nah that I'll be fine. So we we're basically going

1113
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 3: like I'll just get on the.

1114
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 5: Old now we're going downtown.

1115
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 3: Don't worry about it? Man?

1116
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 6: What else?

1117
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 5: This is just obnoxious that this fricking three ways like this.

1118
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, they come back out somehow.

1119
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:04,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, hopefully everyone knows to do hey oh yeah, everyone

1120
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,439
Speaker 6: else goes where all the traffic is right there. Yes,

1121
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 6: I do this because there's fewer cars.

1122
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, beautiful box, put it in my hands.

1123
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 5: I yeah, I do.

1124
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 3: Wonder what happens in all these buildings.

1125
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 6: Is that like when you're driving around l A and

1126
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,399
Speaker 6: you see all these giant houses where millionaires live.

1127
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 3: Do they all work in these tall buildings? Is that

1128
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 3: where rich people?

1129
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 5: Maybe?

1130
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,360
Speaker 3: I'm always confused.

1131
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,959
Speaker 5: I think they just own things.

1132
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:39,839
Speaker 3: How people work?

1133
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 5: We should get all the way to the left for

1134
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 5: the five north Okay, you know in seven lanes and

1135
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 5: five seconds like it does in Los.

1136
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: Angeles, like you are expected to do.

1137
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 5: Yes, well you got it. Wow, this is actual pretty

1138
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 5: incress of Chris. Impressive.

1139
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 3: It is impressive because I did.

1140
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 8: Say impressive, but my brain was like, you mean Chris?

1141
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 8: My brain was like, google right there, impressive? Did you

1142
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 8: mean Chris Fairbanks?

1143
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 9: Uh?

1144
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 3: You missed I think five earthquakes since you've been gone.

1145
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry about that.

1146
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 8: Well, actually I saw on some Twitter that somebody was

1147
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 8: like so and so followed la earthquake alert.

1148
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 5: It was like some Twitter that tweets every earthquake. And

1149
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 5: I looked at it and I'm like, there's been a

1150
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,240
Speaker 5: earthquakes the last day. What's happened?

1151
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:32,240
Speaker 3: Isn't that scary?

1152
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 2: The one, the most recent one was really big, but

1153
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 2: it was where I lived. It was not loud at all,

1154
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 2: like my dogs do not wake up. So I just

1155
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 2: thought I had gotten really dizzy and it freaked me out.

1156
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,839
Speaker 1: And it was long. It was like more than a minute,

1157
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 1: I think. So I just sat there going, am I

1158
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 1: do I have vertigo? It was super weird. And then

1159
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: I looked down and saw it was like the blanket

1160
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 1: was swinging back and yeah, yeah, understood activity.

1161
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 3: It scares me.

1162
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, isn't it a good thing? You always heard that?

1163
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 6: A little tiny earthquakes?

1164
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, they released the pressure.

1165
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. Also, a great earthquake is just album?

1166
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 5: Is that earthquake just like an earth fart?

1167
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 3: Like?

1168
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:15,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, the earth is a little gas, right, So it's good,

1169
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:16,760
Speaker 5: said somebody.

1170
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:17,239
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1171
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 3: Otherwise everything takes a giant, giant, messy ship and we

1172
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 3: all die.

1173
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:23,320
Speaker 5: Right, that's what a volcano was.

1174
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, it's real hot ship all the every This

1175
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 6: whole time, I didn't realize how scared I was to

1176
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 6: drive in a car with the potential of an earthquake

1177
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:35,280
Speaker 6: because I just think about lowest lane falling into that trend.

1178
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:40,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, hey, yeah, maybe Christopher Evel will show up and scream,

1179
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 8: oh we are getting this left lane fly backwards.

1180
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:50,759
Speaker 6: We only have three miles. Here we go and yeah,

1181
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 6: we're almost to my place. Actually, this is great. I'm

1182
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:54,879
Speaker 6: glad we took this route.

1183
00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: It was perfect.

1184
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 3: It was it was what we were meant to do.

1185
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: Any upcoming shows you're excited about?

1186
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 5: When is this gonna be? Yeah, going up?

1187
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,239
Speaker 1: Probably December or so.

1188
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 8: I do have some upcoming shows I'm excited about. I'm

1189
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 8: just uh, it's not until, like I feel like I'm not.

1190
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:23,319
Speaker 8: I have a college this weekend in Texas Curville, Currville, Currville,

1191
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 8: which we'll see how that goes.

1192
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 5: What do I have coming up? Some club dates, but

1193
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 5: that's not until like the after the summer. I'm excited

1194
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:33,879
Speaker 5: about Bridgetown, which is gonna be made.

1195
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm taking Bridgetown off this year.

1196
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 5: A lot of people are, but they also didn't. They

1197
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 5: also didn't.

1198
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 8: Recept a lot of people back like people who they accepted,

1199
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 8: like a hundred new people who've never done it.

1200
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 3: Oh good, that's good. I think it is good. I

1201
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:53,320
Speaker 3: think it's good they aren't having me back. I was

1202
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 3: really starting to spin you all back up there in Portland.

1203
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's what I got going on. Kind I

1204
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 5: think that auditioning is over for me as a concept.

1205
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, I I don't know that I'm going to

1206
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 8: fit into anything that anyone else has thought of. So

1207
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 8: two years in a row where Hollywood is like America

1208
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:19,800
Speaker 8: doesn't believe you exist.

1209
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: So are you going to write something?

1210
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1211
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,279
Speaker 8: I mean I feel like it's the only thing that

1212
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 8: I can do is write something for myself. I guess

1213
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,759
Speaker 8: and see if somebody is interested in it.

1214
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 5: But it's like, because.

1215
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 8: Auditioning it's so time consuming and I'm never prepared because

1216
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 8: there's always so many yes, and nobody that isn't an

1217
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 8: actor doesn't get that you actually need to sound like

1218
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 8: a human being when you're saying these lines right right,

1219
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:48,239
Speaker 8: And it's like everyone is people are getting cast off

1220
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 8: of half assed auditions essentially, and then the shows aren't

1221
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 8: good weird.

1222
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm I did not do that this year,

1223
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 6: but it wasn't my choice, just like laughs, I just

1224
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:05,360
Speaker 6: don't have Yeah, any kind of representative understand it, but

1225
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 6: I like it that way.

1226
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:08,839
Speaker 1: Well.

1227
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 2: Also, it's the most painful, like the amount of time

1228
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 2: you can spend doing anything.

1229
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,279
Speaker 1: It's the worst. It's always the worst people and the

1230
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 1: worst feeling. And the lines are poorly written, and it's

1231
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:21,360
Speaker 1: so badly written.

1232
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:23,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, when they're like, let's give this person a three

1233
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,360
Speaker 8: page scene in which there's only two lines and it just.

1234
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 2: Doesn't track in any way, and then it's like, somehow

1235
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 2: it's on you.

1236
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,399
Speaker 1: You're not good enough to make that make sense.

1237
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 5: Well I think that honestly.

1238
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,839
Speaker 8: To do it all in one foul swoop, for every

1239
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:39,720
Speaker 8: show and every channel and every actor and casting director

1240
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 8: in this freaking city.

1241
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:42,320
Speaker 5: Makes no sense.

1242
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:46,640
Speaker 8: It's just a giant everyone's at giant ball of annoyed

1243
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 8: anxious stress.

1244
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 3: Do I get on?

1245
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 8: I no, stay on the five k, get off of

1246
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,840
Speaker 8: the two, don't go on the two, don't go on

1247
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 8: the two?

1248
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:54,800
Speaker 3: Okay, gotcha?

1249
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:01,680
Speaker 5: And then also like watching an watching three hundred.

1250
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 8: People see the exact same words, it's not gonna help

1251
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:07,720
Speaker 8: you tell people apart, no, right, Yeah, honestly, they should

1252
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 8: do it like theater if you do, didn't even do

1253
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 8: it anymore.

1254
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 5: But like people should just be able to come in

1255
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 5: with their own monologues and uh, showcase themselves. Then you

1256
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,439
Speaker 5: give them the sides when it's to call back.

1257
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 8: But I guarantee you from the first edition they would

1258
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 8: narrow it down to a key people would take less

1259
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 8: less time.

1260
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 5: I bet you.

1261
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 6: Wouldn't it be great if we kind of took over

1262
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 6: all the decision making and it wasn't left to people

1263
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 6: that were just communications majors that like to compartmentalize talent

1264
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:40,800
Speaker 6: like these just like all the ladies and dudes that

1265
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:44,319
Speaker 6: weren't get Comedy Central that have no sense of humor

1266
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:46,240
Speaker 6: and they're like, we're gonna use this guy.

1267
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 5: We're gonna cut this right.

1268
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 1: It's just.

1269
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 3: People that like, no, I hate Comedy Central.

1270
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 2: They but they also just they undercut the intelligence of

1271
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 2: the public. So it's always like they would never get that.

1272
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 2: But I really feel like that's kind of going to

1273
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 2: the wayside now with all the like Netflix and Cable

1274
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 2: and all the restuff, mad Men whatever, where it's almost

1275
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:10,240
Speaker 2: like the the intelligence of the average person is starting

1276
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:11,759
Speaker 2: to like fight back, you know.

1277
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 5: I think so I kind of I just.

1278
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 3: I've chosen to look at it that way. Yes, yeah,

1279
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 3: and one day smart people will prevail and.

1280
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 1: They not all the TV they want.

1281
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, see.

1282
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, see It's okay to have mom pauses. I'm

1283
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 3: exhausted from driving. You are, are you guys scared?

1284
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 5: Exactly?

1285
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 3: Scary? Right, I'm not scary. Horrible could have happened.

1286
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 5: Not over. We're still on the freeway, on the freeway

1287
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 5: telling my friend where where we're going to go? Have

1288
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 5: some food? Heard of it?

1289
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: What exit is yours?

1290
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:53,400
Speaker 2: Oh?

1291
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:58,280
Speaker 3: Great to know? Yeah yeah, now.

1292
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 1: Oh wait, because you're by the House of eyes.

1293
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 3: Oh, we edit it out.

1294
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: I do this summertime.

1295
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 5: I know, all right, describe where? Take a left here?

1296
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:10,360
Speaker 8: All right?

1297
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 3: Now, I think I'll know.

1298
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 5: There's definitely something in my freaking eye. I'll figure out

1299
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 5: wh I get home. Who can take a poop fartt

1300
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 5: and put it in your hand? This lost bucking pinkuin.

1301
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 1: How early did you have to get up this morning?

1302
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 8: Not that early actually, because my flight was until four,

1303
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 8: so I before thirty nine something like that. So I

1304
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 8: smartly intentionally booked a late flight so I could sleep

1305
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 8: in and kind of not rush to the airport.

1306
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, that's good. And do you party after your shows?

1307
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm in my thirties, part I I.

1308
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 8: And it's funny too, because all my friends are in

1309
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 8: their thirties and who come to my shows when they can.

1310
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,440
Speaker 8: So luckily there's not that expectation like let's go out

1311
00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 8: and drink, andone's like I got to go back to home. Yeah,

1312
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 8: I've seen your drunk.

1313
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 5: You don't. You've never seen me drunk. You've never seen

1314
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 5: me drunk.

1315
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:09,400
Speaker 3: I've seen you drunk. I don't know. It's so hard

1316
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 3: hard to read what I don't know. I'm driving. I'll

1317
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 3: just leave it up to you. Guys. No, I.

1318
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 5: I drink socially. I don't really get drunk. Yeah you do.

1319
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 3: Seeing you drunk.

1320
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 5: A bunch of that is unfair.

1321
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 6: Banks Well, I couldn't tell if you're being sarcastic or

1322
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 6: if you have this new thing where you're not wanting

1323
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 6: to be a drinker, which.

1324
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 5: No, I'm not being sarcastic. I don't. I don't get

1325
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:35,480
Speaker 5: drunk a lot.

1326
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 3: I've just been there when the time.

1327
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,120
Speaker 5: I also think that you are wrong. I think that

1328
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 5: you maybe think that I was drunk when you were

1329
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 5: around me, but I was probably just happy.

1330
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:51,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, is this one of the places I guess

1331
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:54,440
Speaker 6: whenever you I know I've been to your place before.

1332
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 3: But I just just keep in mind I don't know

1333
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 3: where it is.

1334
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 5: Well, we keep going this way. Don't worry. I'll pointed

1335
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 5: out what is this. This is called los Felis. Yes,

1336
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 5: if it was correct Spanish would be called Yeah.

1337
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,800
Speaker 1: My tendency is I don't want people pronounce it that way.

1338
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, because the Spanish correctly.

1339
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 3: Beer.

1340
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:20,480
Speaker 10: I don't like that one, I say, I says, oh,

1341
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:25,560
Speaker 10: I don't know, it's it's it's I had the uh those.

1342
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:32,200
Speaker 6: I had the audition in Spanish the other day, full

1343
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 6: page of Spanish.

1344
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 5: Really yeah, no, uh huh you speak Spanish? Yeah, but

1345
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 5: yeah Spanish.

1346
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 3: There's colleges there in education.

1347
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 5: But are they're like latinos.

1348
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 3: No, No, they have white people teaching, of.

1349
01:00:51,040 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 9: Course makes sense, but yeah, yeah, there's there's glas Ka

1350
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 9: lost Am.

1351
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 3: It was awful.

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Speaker 6: It was I haven't spoken Spanish for a very long time,

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Speaker 6: and I don't remember even I think it said I

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Speaker 6: could do an accent. And then I just went in

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Speaker 6: there and they said it's okay. It's a white guy

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Speaker 6: that's married to a Mexican woman. So his accent is

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Speaker 6: supposed to be bad, and I'm like, but I couldn't

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Speaker 6: stop laughing.

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Speaker 1: It was.

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Speaker 3: It was so funny coming out of my out of.

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Speaker 5: Your mouth, out of my mouth too ey like, I

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Speaker 5: can't uh you got even so I just.

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Speaker 6: Once you gave me permission to take a left here

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Speaker 6: commercial audition for shows.

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Speaker 5: Take a left here, all right?

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Speaker 6: Yes it said no left turn only those hours here.

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Speaker 6: If you get this paragraph in your head, you'll know

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Speaker 6: when not to turn left, I know.

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Speaker 3: So just go in here. Oh, it's becoming familiar. Are

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Speaker 3: you on the left or the right?

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Speaker 5: Oh? You should go that way to that stop sign

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Speaker 5: and take a right. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna take

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Speaker 5: care of you, guys. Don't worry. Don't worry.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna show you where to go get our kneecaps.

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Speaker 5: Brow you I wat to go take it right right here?

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Speaker 3: All right? Whoa? That was the frondiest poem front.

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Speaker 5: Watch out all the palm trees. That's just me. I

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Speaker 5: don't have a I don't have a Paccino impersonation. Just

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Speaker 5: a rhythm. It's the rhythm, the light to the no exactly,

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Speaker 5: it's just rhythm. That's I'm saying. It doesn't sound like it,

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Speaker 5: but if you listen to the rhythm, it does.

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Speaker 8: To the light, to the light, to the light to

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Speaker 8: l like Chris, Hey, Chris, it's fun to have it

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Speaker 8: all like listen, go up to the light tank.

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Speaker 5: All right, I got it now.

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Speaker 3: No, it's not that good.

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Speaker 1: It'scogne recognize time.

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Speaker 5: I'll blot you know. Let me just don't worry about it. Well,

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Speaker 5: I hope that something said said of use and hilarity tonight.

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Speaker 5: Put it to that Chevron.

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Speaker 3: Let's do that.

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Speaker 6: Also another sponsor of do you need AA.

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Speaker 3: If you need gas, go with gas.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna end this podcast with getting some unletted Yeah,

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Speaker 6: Barren Baron, you inspired.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna call laughs too. I want to go there

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Speaker 3: just like you did. I want to be like you.

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Speaker 5: Do you want to walk like me, talk like me?

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Speaker 8: It's Aerongland is okay, we're leaving you at this gas.

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Speaker 5: I live in the building around it. It just seems

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Speaker 5: so I like it.

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Speaker 3: I'll walk into your door.

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Speaker 2: No, it's fine, don't because actually he lives on the

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Speaker 2: other side of the railroad tracks.

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Speaker 1: Don't want us to see where you live.

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Speaker 5: I live on the wrong side of the tracks. So

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Speaker 5: good to see Karen, good to see you.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for doing it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I know I did this with my hand.

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Speaker 1: Did you do a light pat something like that?

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Speaker 3: So that's it for you and I too. You're gonna

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Speaker 3: walk that way. You of gas.

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Speaker 5: Thanks Baron, Thank you guys.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Baron. Here, do you get some gas money? That's right,

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Speaker 1: tack my card.

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Speaker 3: That's how we'll end it. We'll just talk about this is.

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Speaker 1: These are the this is how it really is.

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Speaker 2: This has been an Exactly Right production produced by Annalise Nelson.

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Speaker 3: Mixed by Edson Choi.

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Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Coottner.

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Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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Speaker 2: podcast That's d y n ar podcast.

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Speaker 3: For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you both.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome.