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Speaker 1: morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on now,

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Speaker 1: dig me or one it only Steve Harvey got a

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Speaker 1: radio show. Thank God for it all the time. Too. Well,

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Speaker 1: you that I'll help you because it's helped me. You know.

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Speaker 1: I was telling the story once that this magazine called

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Speaker 1: Rob Reporting, that that was the statue I used to

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Speaker 1: see for years. I started buying Rob Reporting magazines years ago.

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Speaker 1: So I just wanted to see what a fluent people did,

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Speaker 1: where they traveled to Rob Reports, just like, oh, it's

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Speaker 1: self made man. And for years man I said, Man,

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Speaker 1: because I'm a self made man. Well, after years of

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Speaker 1: I realized on my journey there's no such thing as

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Speaker 1: And so this is a statue now that I look

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Speaker 1: have to develop a sense of purpose that's different. See,

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Speaker 1: your purpose is created for you by God because when

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Speaker 1: But see what he created us. He has a wonderful

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Speaker 1: And see God's decisions and choices. The one thing I

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Speaker 1: So when I say you have to have a sense

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Speaker 1: is tied directly to your gift. But what you made for, though,

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Speaker 1: For everybody has a purpose to do something wonderful, meaningful,

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Speaker 1: and we all fly. See. Sometimes God will make you

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Speaker 1: If you haven't discovered your purpose is simply because you

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Speaker 1: as simple as that. If you buy a toyota, there's

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Speaker 1: a troubleshooting section. Your faith is the same thing as

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Speaker 1: an owner's manual in your car. Open up that bulk man.

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Speaker 1: Find out how to jumpstart your life, how to troubleshoot

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Speaker 1: your purpose and develop a strong sense of purpose. All right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show has arrived. For what you're listening

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Speaker 1: Pleasure to do? What to entertain? What else? Uplift and

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Speaker 1: to motivate, to change your mindset before you start your day.

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Speaker 1: Today is the day that the Lord has made. Let

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Speaker 1: got no another one. Yesterday is gone and tomorrow ain't

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Speaker 1: promise you got today. Get it, get with it, Steve Harvey,

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Speaker 1: Morny's Show, She Straw Hey, good morning, Happy Friday. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Carlin Pharrell never mad on Friday. I'm motivated. Let's go Steve.

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Speaker 1: What's up, Junior man, I'm here for a good time.

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Speaker 1: Morning everybody? Morning on? J Anthony Brown? What up is

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Speaker 1: the Harvey? Let's do it making funny? Tommy ain't here today, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Some reason WHOA. I don't know whoa. What's not here

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Speaker 1: for someone? I have no idea. He didn't tell you

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Speaker 1: That's right, kind of knows me off from right. I'm

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Speaker 1: him to have to do more. Oh, he coming here

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Speaker 1: I had a mind of stuff I'm gonna do. But

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Speaker 1: for more stuff? Is all that much? I got all

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Speaker 1: his fans on my desk, all right, right, that's real

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Speaker 1: talk right there, right boy, Well it's Friday, first weekend.

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Speaker 1: Just what a couple more weeks and we're into spring

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Speaker 1: and spring forward daylight saving time. Those are both very

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Speaker 1: CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Morning Show. Time Now

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Speaker 1: for ask the clo cello. This one is from Calundra,

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Speaker 1: Calendra in Atlanta, Calundra. She says, I'm thirty four and

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Speaker 1: I had a virtual date with the man I met online.

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Speaker 1: dinner together through zoom. It was a great date until

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Speaker 1: I was mortified. His studio apartment is tiny and raggedy.

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Speaker 1: His dinner table was a card table, and his bed

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Speaker 1: doesn't have a headboard. There's no way I could see

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Speaker 1: being irrational. He is thirty eight years old, so shouldn't

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Speaker 1: he know better? Well, yeah, he knows better. Two things.

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Speaker 1: He don't have a woman, and that's probably why he

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Speaker 1: a quandary because you could be the missing peace to him.

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Speaker 1: But are you in the mood for a project? That's

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Speaker 1: I ain't had headboard money. It's been a wild I'm

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Speaker 1: Because when you pull a fall down behind that, damn

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Speaker 1: it it's gone. It's gone. That looks. Don't nobody want

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Speaker 1: just gonna make it out of what do you make

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Speaker 1: a headboard out of? Wood? Right there? Now? You go

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach uh Nicolele. Please, this is she?

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Speaker 1: what's up? Who this? Uh? Okay? Who? Who? Who? Who

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm with an organization called nb FLU and NBFU. Man,

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Speaker 1: and I'm talking. Matter of fact, I ain't even call

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Speaker 1: damn with you showed at her job, demannk he would happen.

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Speaker 1: You don't know me? Look at me. I don't know

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Speaker 1: I gonna talk to you at lunchtime, I'm a whooping wow,

422
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: gonna be any talking you show up, There's not gonna

423
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: be any talking. Jay's gonna be a black man. You

424
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 1: have a discussion to uphold help you? Okay, you know

425
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 1: what that's a saying? Are you on with the fool?

426
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 1: Makes you a fool? So this conversation is over. Could

427
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 1: I say one more thing to you? What this is?

428
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: Nephew tim Me from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You

429
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: just got pranked by your girlfriend. My goodness, Wow, okay,

430
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: he's about to take his blood press what hey, hey, hey,

431
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 1: nephew tim Me, I ain't never like knowing. I gotta

432
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,439
Speaker 1: ask y'all before I leave, and I need to hear

433
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: this from both of y'all. What is the baddest radio

434
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: show in the land. Steve n b you did for you,

435
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 1: all right, coming up to the top of the hour,

436
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 1: we'll have some entertainment and national news for you right

437
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show. Well, guys, everybody's talking

438
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: about it, and we certainly cannot wait to see Coming

439
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: to America to the number two. Okay, it's gonna be

440
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 1: streaming on Amazon Prime this weekend. Coming to America stars

441
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: of course, the brilliant Eddie Murphy, our Cineo Hall, James,

442
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: Earl Jones, Tracy Morgan, Leslie Jones, Wesley Snipes, Tanna Taylor,

443
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: and Eddie's daughter Bella Murphy. Or in the sequel. It's

444
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 1: so many people in this sequel, so many stars. We

445
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 1: can't wait to see it. It's been so long. Has

446
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: it been over thirty years since the first Coming to America?

447
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: But um, I gotta ask you, guys, I think, Steve,

448
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 1: you said the other day that Coming to America was

449
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: your favorite comedy movie ever. Are you giving it a

450
00:29:52,160 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 1: standing ovation? Yeah? Oh, oh, okay, But I mean Coming

451
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 1: to America for me was my all time favorite comedy movie.

452
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of comedy movies. I don't

453
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 1: watch a lot of comedy movies the opposite comedy. You

454
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: know some A lot of stuff be corny to me.

455
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: I don't you know. Hangover made me laugh out loud

456
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 1: on some scenes. But I normally not a big comedy fan.

457
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 1: But my greatest moment I pulled a clip. This is

458
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:39,479
Speaker 1: my greatest moment. See don't you agree? I believe the children.

459
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: Thank you. Teach them, wear hand, let them need the

460
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 1: We show them all the beauty. He give them a sense,

461
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 1: make it easier. Some of the good stuff right coming up,

462
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 1: Join your shop, enjoy your man. I decided love never walk.

463
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: He't in a warm shadow yet my family. Echine, you

464
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: can't tinkle with my dignities. He called the great ask

465
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 1: lovel the ball inside me chomping. What damn that boy

466
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: saying you must be crazy good, you must be that

467
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 1: What was my favorite seat in that Damn when Eddie

468
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 1: turned around that corner, when round that drum set and

469
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: brushed up against that simple man. Can I say that

470
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 1: it's such a good part of that clipping so much

471
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: for me and Steve's might agree with this. We've opened

472
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: for those singers we have wen' We hadn't been on

473
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 1: shows with them. Damn singers that were horrible, I mean horrible.

474
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:32,479
Speaker 1: Open at a loud at a holiday end and the singer,

475
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: you know, he had a keyboard, played the drums, everything

476
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 1: all in one little music box. His ass was horrible, horrible.

477
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 1: Old black dude couldn't sing word for damn off key.

478
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Hey, y'all stay right there. A little

479
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: bit later on the night, little bit later on, got

480
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,239
Speaker 1: a comedian for you. Funny. I saw him, saw him

481
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:00,959
Speaker 1: in the lobby. He looked, funny. We don't think one

482
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: for the call right now, but coming up to the

483
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: stage right now, y'all please with your hand together. Fuck

484
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: your name? What do you need me? What do you need?

485
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:15,479
Speaker 1: Andy Brown and the Brown everybody? Andy Brown boy? Hey, man.

486
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 1: I got announced one day. One day I got announced

487
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 1: at the Riverside Ballroom when Johnny Carson got his start

488
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: in Lincoln, Nebraska. I thought I was gonna go to

489
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: a place. I said, Man, I'm at the place where

490
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 1: Johnny Carson got started. Well, you gotta remember how old

491
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 1: Johnny is. So all it was was a barn and

492
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: they called it the Riverside Ballroom. Had sawed us on

493
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: the floor of the country place. The guy pulled he

494
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 1: snatched the juice box plug out. That stopped all the

495
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: damn dancing. He pulled a peach crate in the middle

496
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: of the floor and slid the beer signed from my

497
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: mom over the pool table, right over the light. When

498
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 1: I stood up on the peach crate, my head was

499
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: barely touching the day. I'm like, I couldn't have Tippy

500
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: told her nothing. And the way he announced me said,

501
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, here here, come on up the comedian

502
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 1: no name, No. I walked up and stood up on

503
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 1: that thing. I'm the only black in the room. And

504
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:28,439
Speaker 1: Lord Jesus pressure or I'm handy. See, Junior, you didn't

505
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: have you didn't have to go through that phase. Junior.

506
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 1: You know we had already. Me and Jay was out

507
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: there with machetes. We had machetes. We had already cut

508
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 1: the trail. So y'all ain't had to do that but

509
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,839
Speaker 1: me and Jay, And like when I work with Jay

510
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 1: after Jay was a long time for I work with

511
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 1: a black because Tom Sobel was the only booking agent

512
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 1: that would put two blacks on the show. He was

513
00:34:54,960 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 1: only one, all right, Oh other than that man, it

514
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: couldn't be two blacks on the show. Yeah, I did

515
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,919
Speaker 1: do some dance flows. I did a plenty of dance flow,

516
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 1: dance flowing in the middle of the flow. Purple Pas

517
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: Mississippi dog, Yeah, Pink Flamingo in at Mole, Alabama, right

518
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 1: outside the prison. I opened for Little Milton. Show started

519
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 1: at eight let mclock. Milton as still wasn't now I've

520
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: been on stations nine thirty. Ye, Doc, I'm out of

521
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 1: all material. All right, everybody coming up a twenty minutes

522
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,879
Speaker 1: after we'll look into the mind of j Anthony Brown.

523
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Steven Show. All right, Steve,

524
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:53,359
Speaker 1: come on, introduce your guy. You're higher your friend here,

525
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown? What you got well? As you know,

526
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,879
Speaker 1: ladies and Genman's been watching the news and then making

527
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: some arrest of the people who stormed UH capital about

528
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: a month ago. Now the Proud Boys, so to speak,

529
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,359
Speaker 1: they had one black member on the phone. Right now,

530
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: we have one of the black Proud members on the phone.

531
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: How you doing, sir? What's going on with you? How

532
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:23,439
Speaker 1: you how you doing? Man doing? I'm about pretty good?

533
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 1: Pretty good? Yeah? What should we call you? What is it?

534
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: You know? What should we call you? Sir? All all,

535
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 1: just call me X call your x okay, okay, oh

536
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: what what was your thoughts? First of all? Was that you?

537
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: First of all, was that you we saw inside the

538
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: capitol with the red hat on? Was that you? Yeah?

539
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: Hell me me? Wow? When? When and when you were standing?

540
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 1: Are your your look lost? What was that about? Well? Hello?

541
00:36:55,760 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 1: Was lost? How do you how do you get in

542
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,320
Speaker 1: that predicament where you end up inside the capitol standing

543
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 1: by yourself all alone? How did that happen? What? What?

544
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: White friends? White friend? Minute? Damn white friends? Yeah? What

545
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,439
Speaker 1: could you explain about my white friends? I mean, well,

546
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: you know you know why white friends ain't bad? Now,

547
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 1: you know they you know, you're good from paying the

548
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: check when it comes, you know, they they leave your money,

549
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: then they forget about it. You know it ain't got

550
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: no problem with you sleeping over every nine and then.

551
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 1: You know, but the only thing they ever get drunk.

552
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: You know you're gonna hear them, you hear that, you know,

553
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 1: you know, let's come on, let's don't take a ride

554
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 1: and turn something up. You know what what did that sound?

555
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: You know that's said that's my white friends? Does that?

556
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 1: You know? And uh, you know when they do? You

557
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 1: know you got getting the car trouble after that? When

558
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: did you realize you made a mistake? As soon as

559
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 1: I saw my black ass on my own cell phone,

560
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 1: that was definitely my all hell no moment. Okay, Uh,

561
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: do you do know that you're in a lot of trouble?

562
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 1: Right that? You do know that? Right? No? No, not

563
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 1: at all. I'm I'm about to go Michael Jackson on

564
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: their ass. Ain't anybody gonna be befreying me? What do

565
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: you mean by that? Well? You know, I'm ana thin

566
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: the lips out, some some bleach on my skin, and

567
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: the next time you see me, I'm gonna be white

568
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: as anybody white, you know you, I'm gonna have good credit.

569
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:53,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be white as Mike pars Head coming up back.

570
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be white than mister clean dipped in flower.

571
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the show, all right,

572
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 1: So guys, I gotta ask you. Did you see uh

573
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:12,800
Speaker 1: d Wade's post of Shack sleeping. Shack was caught sleeping

574
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:17,359
Speaker 1: by his NBA T and T co host and they

575
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:21,800
Speaker 1: posted it. He has this um they say, Shaq wins

576
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: the NBA snoring title. He has this sleep happia like

577
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: seapap machine on his head, you know, uh huh. And

578
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 1: I don't want to go over your nose. It's over

579
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 1: your head, it's over your entire face, your whole face.

580
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 1: And he's out. He's out like a light. Uh So, Steve,

581
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 1: you know what, it reminded me of the time you

582
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 1: fell asleep on the job. I wish I had posted

583
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: that it only it only takes one. Oh. When I

584
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:04,799
Speaker 1: was in Vegas. Uh yeah, you remember that we had

585
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 1: to do radio at three am in the morning in

586
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: Vegas because it was six am Eastern. So I've been

587
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,399
Speaker 1: up gamblet all night. I ain't even been to bed.

588
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 1: I'm on the crap table at two forty five, so

589
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: I get to the We had a booth and we

590
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 1: had the radio station set up Stare. The guest that

591
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 1: day was from the hotel, the MGM, and we were

592
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 1: supposed to promote the MGM Grand And I've been up

593
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: all night, so I didn't took my shoes off because

594
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 1: the gators and starting to paint, you know, them gators

595
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,359
Speaker 1: is digging into my feet, so I had them off.

596
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 1: You know, you know how you be rubbing your toes,

597
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: rubbing them together. And the two white men came in

598
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: with suits on, and they set out and we was

599
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 1: waiting and we went to commercial break and that was it.

600
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: I was looking at them, two white men, and next

601
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: thing I know, my head was straight back. I was

602
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: dead asleep. So Shirley came out of break and it

603
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,800
Speaker 1: startled me. And when I popped up, I had the

604
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 1: mic in my head and I dropped it on the

605
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 1: floor and all I heard was plunk And I woke up.

606
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 1: Shirley said Steve, and I grabbed the mic and let

607
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 1: me tell you something, Junior. I didn't know. Hold them

608
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 1: two white dudes, I thought, the fans, the fire fads. Yeah,

609
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: I thought, because that little tight as jackets on the

610
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 1: tacky pans, he said, defends then got me. Was I

611
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 1: cheating at the dice table? What did I do? Shirley said, Steve,

612
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 1: we live. I went, yeah, thank you, and dog Sureley,

613
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: So what do we talk with Steve? We're here though,

614
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: welcome un MGM executives and them too white me with

615
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:21,319
Speaker 1: just looking at me like did his black ass just talk?

616
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: I was knocked knock out. Needless to say, that deal

617
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: fell apart. Never did business with him again to this hotel.

618
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 1: So you understand Shack taking a little cat. Yeah, but

619
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 1: you know they always dog and shock go ahead, and

620
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: sometimes you don't take a nap, a nap, take your ass,

621
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: and when you wake up it could be like Sunday,

622
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 1: you don't know what the hell? Man, Hey, have you

623
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,880
Speaker 1: ever taken a nap and it been such a thorough

624
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 1: nap that when you wake up, you don't know if

625
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 1: it's morning night? Yes, you ain't really show for Yeah,

626
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: that just happened to me. Last. If you travel a lot,

627
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 1: you think, yeah, you can get what times on you

628
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:15,879
Speaker 1: in your Oh, I woke up. I took a nap

629
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: in La one time. A matter of fact, what he

630
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Speaker 1: was doing NFL Honors. I took a one hour nap,

631
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 1: Marger says Steve, I wake up when it's time to go.

632
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: I woke up early and thought I had missed the

633
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 1: NFL Honors panic. Yeah, it's like when you're gonna take

634
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 1: a nap about four, when you wake up at seven

635
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 1: and the sun goes yea, all right, Look coming up next,

636
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 1: Junior is in for the nephew with Today's Frank phone call.

637
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening show all right, coming up

638
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,839
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.

639
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today. Get a load of

640
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: this subject. I'm m ff and tired. We'll get into that.

641
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: It's hitting a little bit yesterday, you say yesterday? Right now?

642
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 1: Junior Junior is in for the nephew with today's prank

643
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: phone call. What's you guy for it for? It's Junior,

644
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: all right. The prank today, ladies and gentlemen, is six

645
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,399
Speaker 1: to ten. I don't know what this is, but it's

646
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: sixty ten. Run a cat. He was trying to speak

647
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,320
Speaker 1: to a Latrenda. Please, this is Latrenda. Who is this?

648
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: Can you work at the time with Sean? Yes? I do?

649
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,879
Speaker 1: Who is this? Okay? What you there? Did you work

650
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 1: last Wednesday? Like from six to I guess six to close? Yeah?

651
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 1: I work every Wednesday? Yeah? Who who is this? Hey?

652
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 1: My name is Ralph and I basically, uh, you know,

653
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 1: looked around to try and get your phone them. I

654
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,399
Speaker 1: got a bit of a complaint. Wait wait, wait wait wait,

655
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,800
Speaker 1: you're calling me with a complaint on my cell phone.

656
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 1: Who gave you my number? I've done the research to

657
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: get your number, man, And what I'm calling you about

658
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,280
Speaker 1: is while I was in there at getting a sandwich,

659
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: and eating. I'm realizing that you came out of the

660
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 1: bathroom without washing your hands and which First of all,

661
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: you need to be calling the corporate headquarters if you

662
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: got a complaint or you caught that one hundred number

663
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: on the back of your receipt. Don't be calling my

664
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 1: cell phone. Whoever gave you gave you myself on them

665
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: a whoof day. Hey, listen, listen. The problem is is

666
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: that you're coming out not washing your hands. No, No,

667
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 1: the problem I don't never come out and not wash

668
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: my hands. First of all, I'm I've been working out

669
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: for three years. Okay, be coming to me with no

670
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 1: books that I hadn't came out and I washed my hands.

671
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: I guess you ain't been washing your hands for no

672
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 1: three years and you you're coming out, you know, unsanitizing

673
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 1: this way you're treating people. Don't. First of all, don't

674
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 1: be calling my phone talking behind I ain't washed my hands,

675
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 1: like I said, I've been there three years. I've been

676
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 1: employer of a month six times. Don't be coming to

677
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:00,320
Speaker 1: me with a none of this book. I don't know

678
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: how you employ the money. You must be the nasty

679
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 1: employer of the money because you're coming out. You're not

680
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 1: washing your head. I saw you scratch your head and

681
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 1: you ain't putting cloves on. Who always for gloves on

682
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: my head? You ain't have my gloves on. We don't

683
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 1: know who the hell you think you are. But don't

684
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 1: be calling my phone with this one. You need to

685
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 1: be calling headquarters if you gotta complaint. I tell you what.

686
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call headquarters. I'm coming are the moll to

687
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 1: see if you're gonna be up in there with some

688
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 1: gloves on, or you gonna come out there out of

689
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 1: the bathroom again with the same thing. Come on up there.

690
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there from sixty close sixty' clocks and

691
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: I'll bet you if you come up to the mall,

692
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:38,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it sandwich you'all you're gonna do what

693
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it sandwich out? Show who's you think

694
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 1: you're talking to? Yo? You said your name was round right.

695
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 1: Don't be calling my phone with this. Hey, let me

696
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: tell you something. All I'm saying to you is this

697
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 1: right here. If I come up in there to morrow

698
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: and find out you ain't got some gloves on, you're messroot.

699
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,879
Speaker 1: I get who all right? You're gonna with mine. You're

700
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,879
Speaker 1: gonna want sixty ten. I'm gonna be up there from

701
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:01,919
Speaker 1: six to ten, and I ain't gonna call nobody. Ain't

702
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 1: calling my brothers, my cousin, my uncle or nothing. I'm

703
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 1: gonna whooping by myself. Excuse me, you're gonna you You're

704
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: gonna try to take on them. Man, I'm gonna whoop

705
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 1: your by myself. That's what I said. You need to

706
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: get you a little man. Sit behind in the bathroom

707
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,879
Speaker 1: and wash your hands and keeping them put on your hand.

708
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,319
Speaker 1: You're gonna be coming some people food like that. Bring

709
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,879
Speaker 1: your throwing up there six to ten. You know where

710
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:29,240
Speaker 1: I work? Six si ten and I'm gonna whoop y'all.

711
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: Who do you think you're talking to? I don't even

712
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 1: know who you are, but I'm gonna know ya tomorrow.

713
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna know you tomorrow. Bring your throwing up there

714
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: six si ten and I'm gonna whoop y'all. I'm coming

715
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: up there to morrow. Come on, I'm not going up

716
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 1: to tomorrow. Matter of fact, I'm gonna tell you how

717
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: to be sanitize. I'm gonna be what some gloves on.

718
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 1: Do you hear me? You're gonna be like, and you

719
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 1: steady talking about whoop them? That's a little Bring you

720
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: up there, we gonna see who's gonna get hit? Whoof

721
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 1: What kind of man is you anyway to be talking

722
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: about fighting a walk? You want? And you want? What

723
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: what you called me? Um? Be te at you. I'm

724
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 1: coming up to the see you tomorrow. Is you gonna?

725
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 1: Is you gonna be ready when her get up there?

726
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: What kind of you anyway? Like Carver friend? How much

727
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 1: you gonna fight female y'all with some hand washing? Bring

728
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 1: your frick and I'm gonna show you what it is.

729
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: Sixty ten, I'm gonna be here. Matter of fact. I'm

730
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: gonna be here at five forty five. Bring your sup

731
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: for five o'clock again, and I'm gonna whoop y'all. Who'd

732
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: you thirt? You talking to me? I Do'm gonna I'm

733
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 1: gonna talk to bring cup for tomorrow. Sixty ten. You're

734
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: gonna see, You're gonna see what's up. I gotta one

735
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 1: of my friend to say to you for her come

736
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,879
Speaker 1: up to tomorrow. I don't ya you got to say,

737
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm gonna whoop ya say that. I

738
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 1: got I got one more three. Un listen to me.

739
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 1: What do you listen? What? What listen? If you tell

740
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 1: me from the Steve Harbard Morning Shop, who you say? Who?

741
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,399
Speaker 1: Hey this nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

742
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: You just got franked by your co worker. Man, you man,

743
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: she man, y'all got me. Man's like sixty t tomorrow.

744
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: I got something for her. She gonna have to watch

745
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 1: her back every hour, every hour on the hour. I

746
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 1: got something for her. I ain't gonna hurt her, but

747
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:29,360
Speaker 1: I'm definitely gonna do it in tomorrow. Believe that you ready,

748
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: though I was, Hell, yeah, I'm gonna who man, you

749
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: don't even know what you had a stuff for you?

750
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 1: You was like, y'r uncle's gonna pull me off. And

751
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 1: that probably wouldn't have been enough either. Hey, I got

752
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 1: one more thing to ask you, baby girl. What what

753
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 1: is the badest radio station in the land? You already

754
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 1: know Steve Harvey Morning Show. She had a down no

755
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 1: but here, what but she here? What? Tommy didn't know?

756
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: She said, I ain't gonna tell my brothers, my cousins,

757
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: all my uncles, every last one of them's gonna be

758
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: up there, up there. I can tell you that right now.

759
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 1: She I ain't gonna tell my brothers, my cousin, my ancle.

760
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,319
Speaker 1: As soon as he hung up the phone, this man

761
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 1: come calling me telling my and boy if she liked

762
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 1: that them dudes, oh my goodness, lolion. But the way

763
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: she sounds, by the time them dudes get up there,

764
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: that ass woman would be over because she didn't sound

765
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 1: that she was playing with time. Yeah, it wouldn't be

766
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: nothing for them to do. But look at Timmy on

767
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:40,360
Speaker 1: the ground. She was prepared to whoop his ass on

768
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:46,800
Speaker 1: her own. She was like, Yeah, it's a shame tummy

769
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 1: isn't here today because it is National Multiple Personality Day?

770
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 1: Who know that they had a special day? Sure is

771
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 1: not funny. Don't have multiple personalities? He just stupid. He

772
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 1: just come across a lot of way. Look, no, no, no, no,

773
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: it's just one person. He's stupid. What makes him multiple

774
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:23,800
Speaker 1: personality is he don't think he is Monday Monday times.

775
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 1: I always thought it was multiple personalities. Got a lot

776
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 1: of personalities going on in the head, A lot of

777
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: moist Yeah, the all control by his stupid ass though

778
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: laughing too hard at birth. I knew something was wrong

779
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: when him. I knew something was wrong when he when

780
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 1: he wasn't growing right, No, then he just stopped like

781
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:56,480
Speaker 1: Tommy Saint Hype he was when he was thirteen. So

782
00:51:56,600 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 1: he just stopped right at thirteen nothings. But even he

783
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:08,799
Speaker 1: ran back and played sports and stuff right, didn't run track,

784
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:12,359
Speaker 1: ran track where surely don't don't don't bring up speed.

785
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:21,320
Speaker 1: And he still runs to this day track at the

786
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: white school. And so Tommy went to white school and

787
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 1: was on the track team. Tommy had went to same school.

788
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 1: I went to Glenville in Cleveland. Tommy would be made

789
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 1: the team. Tom's tom went to white school. Then as

790
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,319
Speaker 1: soon as he raised black ass junior, what happened to him?

791
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 1: All right, I'm mf and tired. As a subject, we'll

792
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:54,720
Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to show

793
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: all right, time now for the Strawberry Letter, and listen.

794
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 1: If you need advice on relations and ships, dating, work, sex,

795
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: parent hing and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letter to

796
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter.

797
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 1: We could be reading your letter live on the air,

798
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 1: just like we're gonna read this yeah, right here, right now.

799
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 1: That's for you, Jay always, all right, lady, and gentlemen,

800
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,920
Speaker 1: it is time for the Strawberry Letter with my good

801
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:24,320
Speaker 1: friends Shirley Strong theory. All right, thank you, thank you,

802
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 1: thank you, junior. Subject this subject right here. I'm m

803
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 1: f and tired. Okay, I love it. Steve loves it too.

804
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 1: You know that, all right, Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a

805
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: thirty two year old single mother with one child, and

806
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: I'm pregnant with my second child. I'm pregnant by my

807
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 1: best friend who happens to be married. We've been friends

808
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,240
Speaker 1: with benefits for almost ten years, and his wife thinks

809
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 1: we're just best friends, so she's accepted me as part

810
00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 1: of the family. She's aware that I'm pregnant, but since

811
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 1: my ex boyfriend's baby, I've told her husband that it's

812
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: time for us to stop messing around and be serious

813
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 1: now because we have a baby on the way. I

814
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,320
Speaker 1: told him that he needs to tell his wife before

815
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,800
Speaker 1: the baby is born. I want my child to know

816
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 1: his father and have a relationship with his father's two kids.

817
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 1: When we found out I was pregnant, he panicked and

818
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 1: asked me to terminate the pregnancy. I refused to do that,

819
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:27,359
Speaker 1: and when we found out it's a boy, he was overjoyed.

820
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:31,240
Speaker 1: The problem is every time he's about to tell his wife,

821
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 1: some life changing event happens with her. The first time

822
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 1: he tried to tell her, she had a minor car

823
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 1: wreck and had to wear a neck brace for a month.

824
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 1: He said that he didn't want to tell her while

825
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:45,359
Speaker 1: she was in pain. Three weeks after that, she got

826
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: COVID nineteen and spent a couple of days in a hospital,

827
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:52,919
Speaker 1: so he didn't tell her. Then fast forward to last week,

828
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 1: he was supposed to tell her, and he said she

829
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 1: passed out at work and the doctor said she may

830
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 1: have had a stroke. Listen, I don't want to kill

831
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 1: the woman by telling her about our baby on the way,

832
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:10,439
Speaker 1: but I'm mfans tired of all her problems. He could

833
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: be lying to stall me out, so I'm tempted to

834
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: call her myself, Steven Shirley. Is he full of bs?

835
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:20,359
Speaker 1: Or what? What you're not gonna do is put our

836
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 1: name in your mess? Is hateful of bs? You're the

837
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 1: one that's full of bs. This is craziness right here.

838
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 1: This is a mess. Mess on top of a mess.

839
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 1: You've gotten yourself into A young lady, thirty two year

840
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 1: old single mother with one child and pregnant with another.

841
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 1: You know what do you think Steve and I can

842
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:42,840
Speaker 1: do for you? I can tell you right now, we

843
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 1: can't do anything for you because the damage is already done.

844
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 1: You are determined to tell this wife no matter what,

845
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:53,840
Speaker 1: knowing and even not caring that this is going to

846
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,919
Speaker 1: hurt her and of course break up his family. You're wrong,

847
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:00,399
Speaker 1: You are wrong. You've been the side chick slash best

848
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:03,320
Speaker 1: friend for ten years now, and you think you're owed

849
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:06,280
Speaker 1: something because of that, Because now all of a sudden

850
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 1: you're pregnant. You're you're not owed anything. But I tell

851
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 1: you who is owed something. The baby is owed something,

852
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:17,239
Speaker 1: not you. You knew what you were getting into when

853
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:21,280
Speaker 1: you got into this ten years ago. He is married, okay,

854
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,879
Speaker 1: with a whole wife. He hasn't left her in all

855
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: these ten years that you guys have been together. Have

856
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 1: you ever asked yourself why? I'll tell you because he

857
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,720
Speaker 1: didn't want to, He didn't want to lead, he didn't

858
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,800
Speaker 1: want to be with you. Okay. He liked the arrangement

859
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,920
Speaker 1: just like it was. He had his cake and he

860
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 1: ate it too. Okay. Now here's a baby, you know

861
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,800
Speaker 1: that's got to He's got to do right by. So

862
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 1: his wife is going to find out anyway. She's going

863
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 1: to find out whether he was lying about all the

864
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:54,440
Speaker 1: stuff that happened to her. His wife is going to

865
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:58,440
Speaker 1: find out, get your child support, and please leave this

866
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:03,399
Speaker 1: family alone. Oldin' nothing, You're you're messing the upright here?

867
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 1: Is he full of be us or not? You're m

868
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:15,399
Speaker 1: f and tired? Come on, really, Steve, Wow, so much

869
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 1: to unpack in this letter. First of all, I want

870
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 1: to thank you for the title. It means a great

871
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 1: deal to me. I love it, appreciate you. It just

872
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 1: warms my heart to have somebody say that I it

873
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,479
Speaker 1: ain't a mom for my life go by. I'm gonna

874
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 1: say that. At least once a month you say this yeah,

875
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 1: and this is my favorite phrase. At least twelve times

876
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:41,160
Speaker 1: a year. I get that, well, I said, I know,

877
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 1: I said at least twelve times a year, probably more.

878
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:47,919
Speaker 1: Just thirty two year old single woman got one child

879
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 1: and it's pregnant with her second child. But she's pregnant

880
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 1: by her best friend who happens to be married. We've

881
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 1: been friends with benefits for almost ten years. His wife

882
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 1: thinks that we're just best friend, so she's accepted me

883
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 1: as part of the family. Well, ain't this wonderful? Guess what,

884
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 1: y'all the family fitting to have a baby. Oh, she's

885
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: accepted you as family, which means for ten years you've

886
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 1: been up in this woman's face front like y'all friends, right,

887
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 1: like y'all all right, Yeah, I'm surprised she ain't detected this.

888
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 1: Most women can detect this, you know it. I can

889
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: promise you it has crossed her mind. She hadn't seen

890
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 1: something because when the news come out, I promise you,

891
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 1: the first thing she said, I knew someone's going on.

892
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 1: I promise you she gonna say that, because there's no

893
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 1: way you can be up around a man this much

894
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 1: as you claim. Y'all up, and she didn't accept you

895
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 1: as family, and she ain't thought y'all was messing around, right,

896
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 1: this is dangerous territory. You in, young lady, and you

897
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 1: don't got yourself in a mess. But you're mad at

898
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 1: everybody in the letter. But you're accept yourself and we

899
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 1: come back. I'm gonna deal with it. I'm gonna show

900
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 1: you what's wrong with you now, because you can't do

901
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:18,440
Speaker 1: this right here. You said I'm pregnant, but I think

902
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 1: it's my export. She thinks I'm pregnant, but she thinks

903
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:24,920
Speaker 1: my ex boyfriend baby. Here the line. I've told her

904
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 1: husband it's time for us to stop messing around and

905
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 1: be serious now because we got a baby on the way.

906
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:33,240
Speaker 1: What the hell did that mean? Yes, it's time for

907
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 1: yourself be serious now, stop messing what? Allright? Hold on, Steve,

908
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,560
Speaker 1: hold on, it'll have her two of your response coming

909
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 1: up at twenty three minutes after the hour, Steve Savoring subject,

910
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 1: he says it a lot. You heard it. I'm M

911
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 1: F and tired. Won't be right back. You're listening Harvey

912
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:52,920
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's

913
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters. Subject I'm M F and tired. I bet

914
00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:59,919
Speaker 1: you is thirty two year old woman, got one child.

915
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:03,120
Speaker 1: She's pregnant with her second by her best friend, who

916
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 1: happens to be a married man. They've been friends with

917
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 1: benefits for ten years now, and the man's wife think

918
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 1: that they're just best friends, so she's accepted me as

919
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 1: part of the family. This is cute because what that

920
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 1: means now the family fitting to have a baby, but

921
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:27,000
Speaker 1: the wife thinks that it's her ex boyfriend's baby. Here's

922
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 1: the line. I've told her husband it's time for us

923
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,440
Speaker 1: to stop messing around and be serious now because we

924
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:35,680
Speaker 1: have a baby on the way. Oh oh, so you think,

925
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 1: you think now since you're pregnant, now you'll find out

926
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:42,880
Speaker 1: later on he already got two kids with this woman,

927
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 1: you think, because now can't you pregnant? You think now

928
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:50,120
Speaker 1: you got debs. So now it's time for us to

929
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 1: stop messing around, to get serious now because we have

930
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:56,280
Speaker 1: a baby on the way. So now you think, now

931
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 1: you got some deals. So now you told him that

932
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 1: he needs to tell his wife for the baby borne.

933
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:05,920
Speaker 1: And I know you want the wife to know that

934
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:10,919
Speaker 1: you're pregnant by him because you think he gonna leave

935
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:15,720
Speaker 1: her for you. Yes, biggest mistake you can make. I

936
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:20,040
Speaker 1: told you men don't do promotions. That is, no man

937
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 1: who had a number two that caused him to lose

938
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 1: his number one and then he made the number two

939
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 1: number one. Ain't nobody fitting to do that. I don't

940
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:37,919
Speaker 1: know no man who has ever had a number two

941
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 1: that caused him to lose his number one and then

942
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 1: made the number two the new number one. I ain't

943
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:48,200
Speaker 1: never seen. I could be wrong, but I ain't never

944
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:51,919
Speaker 1: seen it, Pitt, Brad Pitt. Now, whoever wrote this letter

945
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 1: ain't white or rich. You know, y'all question anyway? Tell

946
01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 1: his wife before the baby boy. I want my child

947
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 1: to know his father and had relationship with his father's

948
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 1: two kids. Oh so you really think y'all just a

949
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 1: little family him, You think y'all just fitna be just all? Okay,

950
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:11,040
Speaker 1: he already got two kids. I want my kids and

951
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 1: know you delusional. When we found out it was pregnant,

952
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:17,240
Speaker 1: he panic and asked me determinated pregnancy. I refused to

953
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 1: do so. When we found out it was a boy,

954
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 1: he was overjoyed. Problem is, every time he's about to

955
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 1: tell his wife, some life changing event happens with her. Okay,

956
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 1: so let's go over this. First time he tried to

957
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:30,440
Speaker 1: tell her, she had a minor car wreck, had to

958
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 1: wear neck brace for a month. He said he didn't

959
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 1: want to tell her while she was in pain. Three

960
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 1: weeks later, she got COVID nineteen spent a couple of

961
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:40,440
Speaker 1: days in the hospital, so he didn't want to tell it.

962
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:43,440
Speaker 1: In fast forward, last week he's supposed to tell him.

963
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:45,560
Speaker 1: He says she passed out at work and the doctor

964
01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 1: says she may have had a mile stroke. Ain't no,

965
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:54,160
Speaker 1: might have had no damn mile stroke. Listen to me,

966
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:59,760
Speaker 1: all of this happened just because he got ready to

967
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 1: tell her. What do you think gonna happen when he

968
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:09,120
Speaker 1: do tell her? Damn the correct damn the trip to

969
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:12,160
Speaker 1: the hospital with COVID and the halway with this stroke,

970
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 1: if that's what happened when he fitting to tell her?

971
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:18,760
Speaker 1: What you think gonna happen? When he tells this crazy

972
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 1: ass woman that you've been in her face for ten

973
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 1: years over the day house to play with the kids

974
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 1: and laughing and talking, and you've been screwing her husband.

975
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 1: Who what do you think it's gonna happen? When this

976
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:37,360
Speaker 1: woman replay all the moments in her mind about how

977
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:40,840
Speaker 1: she kind of thought this, but you tricked and deceived her,

978
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 1: and how fools she been made out of, and now

979
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:54,360
Speaker 1: you pregnant with his baby. Girl, girl, girl, your ass

980
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:58,560
Speaker 1: is in a world of trouble. So I guess you

981
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 1: is can tie, that is, but he ain't kneels and

982
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:14,640
Speaker 1: tied as this wifeing to beat or your ass. Yeah,

983
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. And let's poor a little

984
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:25,120
Speaker 1: baby there. Now, get these bleeps right. I know we

985
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 1: got that eight second delay on this show, so there's

986
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:31,040
Speaker 1: plenty of time to bleep because the fine for what

987
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:38,360
Speaker 1: I just said. Man, that's down making me time. God's that?

988
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:43,120
Speaker 1: No bore, that's it. But it's the letter call up

989
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,280
Speaker 1: and this is I've been waiting on this type of

990
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 1: letter for twenty years. We've been doing this show since

991
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:51,640
Speaker 1: two thousand and five. It's sixteen years and Steve harm

992
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:54,240
Speaker 1: on the show and we're just not getting it. Man,

993
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:59,360
Speaker 1: Thank you. Man. I don't want to kill the woman

994
01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:01,920
Speaker 1: by telling her about our baby on the way, but

995
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 1: I'm tired of all her problems. He could be lying

996
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:07,280
Speaker 1: to stall me out, so I'm tempted to call her

997
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:10,400
Speaker 1: myself if he full of BS or what Shirley said

998
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,480
Speaker 1: it best, the person is full of b s in

999
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 1: this letter? Is you? You're tricking with this married man

1000
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:19,960
Speaker 1: in front of this woman for ten years now you

1001
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 1: think he'd bssing you when you've been BS and everybody, Girl,

1002
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 1: you're about to get what you deserve because I got

1003
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:30,640
Speaker 1: news for you when you tell this sister what you've

1004
01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:33,240
Speaker 1: been doing with her man for ten years. Both y'all

1005
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:35,919
Speaker 1: in the world trouble oh yes, sir. All right, Steve,

1006
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,520
Speaker 1: thank you. Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at

1007
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:41,160
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook. Check out the

1008
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:44,440
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter podcast on demand coming up in forty six

1009
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:50,320
Speaker 1: minutes after. Junior has a new poem. Right after that, Hey,

1010
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:59,880
Speaker 1: now tired, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,

1011
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:05,320
Speaker 1: our resident poet Junior is here with guess what a

1012
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:13,120
Speaker 1: brand new poem. Baby, let's go. You know, I wrote

1013
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:16,280
Speaker 1: another poem. Uh you know, I know you guys didn't

1014
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:19,560
Speaker 1: like my last poem. You know, decide man everything at

1015
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:25,080
Speaker 1: the end. Great, it was unanimous, Junior, But this poem

1016
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:28,000
Speaker 1: is great. One though. The title of this poem is

1017
01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:34,960
Speaker 1: called I wrote another poem. That's the name of it.

1018
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:40,720
Speaker 1: I wrote another poem. It is I wrote another poem. Yeah,

1019
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:44,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try again. Now hold on, before you judgment,

1020
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:47,160
Speaker 1: could you please just wait till the end? Now, I

1021
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:49,680
Speaker 1: know my delivery was kind of slow and a lot

1022
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:52,520
Speaker 1: of words don't rhyme, But you just can't throw a

1023
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:57,080
Speaker 1: poetry together. Damn, it takes time. I'll never stop writing poetry.

1024
01:06:57,560 --> 01:07:00,600
Speaker 1: It's one of my greatest passions. At the end, of

1025
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:03,600
Speaker 1: all my poems, y'all always give me a thrashing, So

1026
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:06,240
Speaker 1: go ahead and hate me. I would not be the

1027
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:14,080
Speaker 1: turn because I'm writing poems forever. The end word I

1028
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:22,080
Speaker 1: thought that I give you, I give you nine the

1029
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:25,720
Speaker 1: line in that you cannot. You just can't throw portry together.

1030
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:29,400
Speaker 1: Damn it. It takes time. That's no. What was the

1031
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:31,960
Speaker 1: other one you said about being a turns? What was

1032
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:36,000
Speaker 1: that line I said? I said, go ahead and hate me.

1033
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:38,840
Speaker 1: I would not be deterred. No, no, no, that's what

1034
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:42,280
Speaker 1: That's my favorite line. Go ahead and hate me, I

1035
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:46,200
Speaker 1: will not be deterred. You got about like Jim, where

1036
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:52,600
Speaker 1: you are deterged. Then it wasn't even a poem. It

1037
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:59,840
Speaker 1: was a point. You gott what is this on these paper, Junior?

1038
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:02,120
Speaker 1: You need to post that, you need to post. I'm

1039
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:04,200
Speaker 1: a post it. I'd be writing point and so y'all

1040
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:06,560
Speaker 1: can see this and you understand. Thank you, Jay, you

1041
01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:10,919
Speaker 1: know I'm just telling you. I want to thank God. Yeah,

1042
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,160
Speaker 1: I just want to thank the Lord for the many

1043
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:15,360
Speaker 1: talents he had given me. I didn't even notice you

1044
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:17,920
Speaker 1: got a few things you've been thanking for that Lord.

1045
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:20,439
Speaker 1: I ain't had nothing to do with that don't blame,

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Speaker 1: don't don't down play God's ability. What he didn't give

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Speaker 1: you a talent? You cleaned a talent. No no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no no, no play god ability. No no, don't

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Speaker 1: do that to the Lord. All right, thank you, Thank you, Junior.

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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, comedy Roulette.

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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right,

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Speaker 1: time now for comedy Roulette and today's categories. Let's just

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Speaker 1: get right to it, Jay, ways that you start gossip right,

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01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:09,560
Speaker 1: sing a song that you always sing wrong, and in

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Speaker 1: honor of the All Star Weekend game this weekend, fantastic

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Speaker 1: lies from the NBA All Star Weekend. Okay you all right,

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01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:31,240
Speaker 1: let's spin it. Yeah, I want the All Star I

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01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:38,559
Speaker 1: want to hit him lives and it stopped on sing

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01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:44,400
Speaker 1: a song that you always sing wrong. Jay, this is

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01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,160
Speaker 1: we're doing kind of roulette. This up you get sing

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01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:49,599
Speaker 1: a song that we always sing wrong. It's not a song,

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Speaker 1: but it's the pledge of legions and to the Republic

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01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:57,240
Speaker 1: of Richard stand. I always thought they were saying, Richard

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Speaker 1: stands stand and who di Richard stand Richard stan I'm

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01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,280
Speaker 1: gonna tell you my problem by songs I sing wrong.

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Speaker 1: Any wrapper that's rapping today, I ain't wrapping the song.

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01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:29,240
Speaker 1: I can't do all that lives nothing due, so always

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Speaker 1: sing wrong. My late brother Heavy, Oh, I love dearly.

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Speaker 1: He drank a lot, and Heavy used to get so

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Speaker 1: many songs wrong, and he always related them somehow back

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Speaker 1: to drinking. Oh, I really miss my brand, hand up man. Alright,

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Speaker 1: comedy Roulette. These are songs, and we always sing wrong.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey Osborne had a song called bet you lying, Wigner

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01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:24,240
Speaker 1: have him mister Pip. I thought he was saying, Wigner

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Speaker 1: have him, mister PieP Wig night. Yeah, with this alright,

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01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:47,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this is one of the things

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Speaker 1: I'll be singing wrong. I don't know, but you know,

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01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:52,240
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna tretch my grandmother. I don't

1079
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:53,720
Speaker 1: know if you need to put this into him. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know the song. But they started devotional and

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01:11:57,320 --> 01:12:08,040
Speaker 1: they started lord he I don't know what song that is.

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01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:11,200
Speaker 1: It's not in to him. No, you don't find just

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01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:13,680
Speaker 1: a lot of holland in. Here's what I think you

1084
01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:17,120
Speaker 1: need to go to church. This is what. This is

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01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:19,880
Speaker 1: not a song, but this is this little girl was

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01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:23,200
Speaker 1: on Instagram. My song this is when you really got

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01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:29,320
Speaker 1: something h messed up. And she said, our father, who

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01:12:29,439 --> 01:12:34,400
Speaker 1: are in heaven, how would be thy name? So she

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01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:38,000
Speaker 1: said what is that? She said, that's God? Who is God? Howard?

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Speaker 1: She said, God was Howard. When you say our father,

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Speaker 1: who are in heaven, how would be thy name? The

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Speaker 1: little girl God's name was Howard. My mom had the

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01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:59,880
Speaker 1: best line for any time she was She was known

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01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:02,160
Speaker 1: for like your brother singing a sound wrong, and she

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01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:05,360
Speaker 1: would always say when she said the word wrong, she

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01:13:05,439 --> 01:13:08,160
Speaker 1: would say, well, it didn't change that son, It must

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Speaker 1: have somebod I would have knew and it would change

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Speaker 1: you got a row. Thank you guys for this today's

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Speaker 1: version of comedy Roulette Bob Doc. We'll be back at

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Speaker 1: twenty minutes. Right after that, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 1: Show and trending Buckingham Palace News. We just really want

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Speaker 1: to check in with the Duke of Otingham today just

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01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:48,439
Speaker 1: to see if he's going to be watching the Oprah

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Speaker 1: Prince Harry and Megan Markle interview that happens on CBS

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01:13:51,760 --> 01:14:02,439
Speaker 1: on Sunday. And yeah, welcome, thank you for having me.

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Speaker 1: I am the hell of acting home. Yes, to deliver

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Speaker 1: the news from the palace. What could I do for

1108
01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:12,760
Speaker 1: you today? Any questions? I'm so glad you you came

1109
01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:15,120
Speaker 1: by because we just wanted to make sure you love

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Speaker 1: having you very hot today. Oprah's interview with Prince Harry

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01:14:20,479 --> 01:14:23,240
Speaker 1: and Megan Markle on Sunday and CBS. You're gonna be

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Speaker 1: wow the interview. Of course I am. I'll be out

1113
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Speaker 1: monitoring everything they say, making share everything is in protocol

1114
01:14:31,240 --> 01:14:35,040
Speaker 1: of course, naturally that they don't break any rolls and everything,

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01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:37,479
Speaker 1: you know, don't I don't want to have to get

1116
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:42,320
Speaker 1: sent for him, you know, oh you don't want Yes?

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Speaker 1: Is there anything I don't want them to talk about?

1118
01:14:44,439 --> 01:14:46,960
Speaker 1: Of cash? And I'm the protector of the balance, you know,

1119
01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:51,040
Speaker 1: being only black God. They send me out to you know,

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Speaker 1: with ass anything that needs to be taking care of

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01:14:54,600 --> 01:15:00,880
Speaker 1: from the queen. All the Queen doesn't ask all shee

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01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:03,960
Speaker 1: dollars are saying, oh oh, go and take care of

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Speaker 1: and I go right away what that means? And I

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Speaker 1: walk out and I take care of business. No friends

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Speaker 1: or anything. No, well, thank you, thank you, Duke of Ontingham.

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Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up.

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01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:21,680
Speaker 1: At bags and health pistols on them. Right after this,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys,

1129
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Speaker 1: everybody's talking about it, and we certainly cannot wait to

1130
01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:35,960
Speaker 1: see Coming to America two the number two. Okay, it's

1131
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,960
Speaker 1: gonna be streaming on Amazon Prime this weekend. Coming to

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01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:44,280
Speaker 1: America stars of course, the brilliant Eddie Murphy, our Cineo Hall, James,

1133
01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:48,759
Speaker 1: Earl Jones, Tracy Morgan, Leslie Jones, Wesley's Nights, Tanna Taylor,

1134
01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:53,280
Speaker 1: and Eddie's daughter Bella Murphy. Or in the sequel. It's

1135
01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:56,160
Speaker 1: so many people in the sequel, so many stars. We

1136
01:15:56,280 --> 01:15:58,320
Speaker 1: can't wait to see it. It's been so long? Has

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01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:01,599
Speaker 1: it been over thirty years since first Coming to America?

1138
01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:04,800
Speaker 1: But I gotta ask you, guys, I think Steve you

1139
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:07,680
Speaker 1: said the other day that Coming to America was your

1140
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:13,000
Speaker 1: favorite comedy movie ever. Are you giving it a standing ovation? Yeah?

1141
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:20,280
Speaker 1: I got that must die? Oh oh okay, But I

1142
01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:22,760
Speaker 1: mean Coming to America for me was my all time

1143
01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:25,920
Speaker 1: favorite comedy movie. I'm not a big fan of comedy movies.

1144
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:30,080
Speaker 1: I'm normally not a big comedy fan. But my greatest

1145
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:38,839
Speaker 1: moment I pulled a Cliff, this is my greatest moment offial.

1146
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:45,439
Speaker 1: Don't you agree. I believe the children, I thank you,

1147
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:49,880
Speaker 1: teach them, wear a hand, let them need we show

1148
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:56,320
Speaker 1: them all the beauty. They give them a sense of

1149
01:16:59,439 --> 01:17:06,439
Speaker 1: making some of the good stuff right coming up, join

1150
01:17:06,479 --> 01:17:15,080
Speaker 1: your shop, enjoy, young man. I decided love never walked

1151
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:20,280
Speaker 1: getting in a war shadow yet my family the ptine

1152
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:27,960
Speaker 1: you can't tak away my dignaitues. You called the great

1153
01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:48,400
Speaker 1: ass Lola ball inside me the topic damn that boy

1154
01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:53,519
Speaker 1: saying you must be crazy good must be that? What

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01:17:54,760 --> 01:18:00,200
Speaker 1: was my favorite seat in that damn when and he

1156
01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:07,080
Speaker 1: turned around at corner when drum and coming up. It

1157
01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:10,120
Speaker 1: is our last break of the day. It is the

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Speaker 1: last break of the day. We'll have some closing remarks

1159
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Speaker 1: and something to tell you about what's going to be

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01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:20,880
Speaker 1: happening on Monday show as well. All coming up at

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Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after the hour right after this, you're

1162
01:18:23,720 --> 01:18:27,439
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve here,

1163
01:18:27,479 --> 01:18:29,800
Speaker 1: it is our last break of the day, last break

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Speaker 1: of the week on this Friday, and I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to remind everyone that the women of the Steve Harvey

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01:18:36,680 --> 01:18:40,360
Speaker 1: Morning Show will be taking the mic this Monday morning

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Speaker 1: for International Women's Day on the Steve Morning Show. Carla

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Speaker 1: Farrell Show Underwood will join us. We're gonna have Mississippi

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01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:57,920
Speaker 1: Monica stepping from behind the mica, behind the scene. She'll

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Speaker 1: let us know what she does and everything. Of course

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Speaker 1: I'll be here. Now, let me just say this. Let

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Speaker 1: me say this about Monday, when Mississippi Monica get on

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Speaker 1: the mic. That is not sister Odal. You ain't to

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01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:17,840
Speaker 1: go there. That is Mississippi Monica. This was Odale's voice

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01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:24,040
Speaker 1: as a teenager, but that will be Mississippi Monica. I

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01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:26,960
Speaker 1: think they gonna are y'all zooming. Oh yeah, we're going

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Speaker 1: to zoom sure, so y'all will be able to see this.

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01:19:29,439 --> 01:19:31,720
Speaker 1: We got some attractive girls on this show, so y'all

1179
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:34,320
Speaker 1: gonna be pleasantly surprised. If you ever wanted to put

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01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:36,640
Speaker 1: the face with the voice, this be a chance. And

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Speaker 1: I think the lady's gonna do a wonderful job. Congratulations lady.

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Speaker 1: Looking forward to a great show from y'all. A lot

1183
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:46,920
Speaker 1: of content, a lot of our important things. They'll have

1184
01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:49,920
Speaker 1: some fun, but it's just gonna be girls talk. So

1185
01:19:50,439 --> 01:19:52,920
Speaker 1: get your wine, get your coffee with a little you know,

1186
01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:55,720
Speaker 1: spike it a little bit and sit in with the lady.

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01:19:55,800 --> 01:20:00,479
Speaker 1: Sheryl Underwood gonna join them. You know, Monica drank Petos

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01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:04,280
Speaker 1: in her coffee and then she'll have some Tetos in

1189
01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:07,719
Speaker 1: her coffee. Shelly don't drink at all, and Shelly drank

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Speaker 1: her speech slurs immediately. Yeah, one silk because alcohol swels

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Speaker 1: her tongue. We're celebrating women on International Women's Day on Monday,

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01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:25,120
Speaker 1: so please join us. Please, we will be right here.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, Thank you guys very much. Yeah, you

1194
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Speaker 1: can take it away. Hey, you know my closing remarks today,

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Speaker 1: I want to do something inspirational for everybody. I want

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01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:40,479
Speaker 1: to remind you all that you have an opportunity in

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01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:46,400
Speaker 1: front of you every day that you wake up to

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01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:51,880
Speaker 1: pursue a vision or dream. I want you to start

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Speaker 1: thinking about every day as a precious gift, because so

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Speaker 1: many times people put off what they could do today,

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01:20:58,120 --> 01:21:00,680
Speaker 1: They put it off for tomorrow. You know, people call

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01:21:00,720 --> 01:21:04,360
Speaker 1: it procrastination, but what it is, it's just a simple

1203
01:21:04,479 --> 01:21:08,400
Speaker 1: act of you actually think that it's okay to just

1204
01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:12,559
Speaker 1: let another day go by, and it's not. You've got

1205
01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:15,600
Speaker 1: to really show an appreciation for these blessings that you have.

1206
01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:19,240
Speaker 1: Of waking up every day. Every day you wake up,

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Speaker 1: you should spend every day marching, walking, crawling, stepping, pulling

1208
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Speaker 1: yourself along or inching your way to one of your goals,

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Speaker 1: one of your visions, one of your aspirations every day.

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Speaker 1: And look, success don't always come in giant leaps and bounds.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it's just increments. Sometimes success is just I made

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Speaker 1: it through today. Sometimes you don't always see forward progress.

1213
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Speaker 1: But because you don't see forward progress in pursuit of

1214
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Speaker 1: your dreams, aspirations, or goals, it don't mean you're not

1215
01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:03,200
Speaker 1: nearing them. Sometimes you have things that you have to

1216
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Speaker 1: deal with, you have to grapple with, you have to

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01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:10,200
Speaker 1: cope with. Sometimes you have obstacles that's just in the

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Speaker 1: way that cause you to have to take a detour

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01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:16,920
Speaker 1: or pull over into the rest area. But the objective

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01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:20,160
Speaker 1: for you is as soon as you get your rest,

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01:22:21,160 --> 01:22:24,400
Speaker 1: as soon as you overcome the detour, as soon as

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01:22:24,439 --> 01:22:27,960
Speaker 1: you get back up. When you get knocked down, immediately

1223
01:22:28,040 --> 01:22:31,320
Speaker 1: start back on the road, because that's what it is

1224
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Speaker 1: to be successful. Success is for the people and given

1225
01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:42,920
Speaker 1: to the people who never give up. Look, success is hard.

1226
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna just be real with you. It is extremely difficult.

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Speaker 1: But it is the pursuit that gets you to be successful,

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Speaker 1: not the perfection. Your life ain't judged on your perfection,

1229
01:22:57,479 --> 01:22:59,560
Speaker 1: because if it was judged on your perfection, none of

1230
01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:03,880
Speaker 1: us will get anywhere. Our life is judged on our persistence.

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Speaker 1: It is your willingness to keep getting up, your willingness

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Speaker 1: to keep believing, your willingness to keep praying, keep pushing.

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Speaker 1: And I say push because pushed, to me is an

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01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:21,400
Speaker 1: acronym and a guy thought this to me sometime and

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Speaker 1: going always look look at it. Always say to myself, push,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, just push. But when I say I'm pushing,

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Speaker 1: push is an acronym. Push stands for prey until something happens.

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Speaker 1: And a lot of times I push when I have

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01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:41,560
Speaker 1: no idea, when nothing is going to happen, or I

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01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:44,400
Speaker 1: don't have any idea what's going to happen. But if

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Speaker 1: I know, if I push, if I pray until something happens,

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Speaker 1: something good always happens. Now. It may not happen in

1243
01:23:53,479 --> 01:23:57,040
Speaker 1: the day or time frame that I set aside, but

1244
01:23:57,280 --> 01:24:01,000
Speaker 1: something always happens. I always is knowing I've said this

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01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:04,920
Speaker 1: several times on this show that no matter what happens

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Speaker 1: to me, I'm gonna come out on the other side,

1247
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:12,040
Speaker 1: as have you. You cannot think of one single thing

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01:24:12,439 --> 01:24:15,120
Speaker 1: that you've gone through that you haven't managed to get

1249
01:24:15,160 --> 01:24:18,040
Speaker 1: on the other side. Every bad day you felt you

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Speaker 1: wasn't gonna make it through, every time you didn't have

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Speaker 1: an answer, every time you didn't know what to do,

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Speaker 1: every time you thought you just didn't see no way out.

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Speaker 1: Do you know that you've overcome all of those. So

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Speaker 1: the fact of the matter is, like I always say,

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Speaker 1: your track record for surviving bad days and insurmountable odds

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Speaker 1: is one hundred percent. That God you served one hundred

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Speaker 1: percent delivers you every single time because you still here.

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Speaker 1: Keep pushing, everybody, pray until something happens. Push, don't ever

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Speaker 1: give up. The race isn't given to the swift, but

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Speaker 1: to him that endure to the end. Just keep pushing, y'all.

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