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Speaker 4: shouldn't know if it's cat, pet or human. Hello the Internet,

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Speaker 4: and welcome to season three, sixty seven, Episode three of

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Speaker 4: der Dy'sy. It's a production of iHeartRadio and it's a

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Speaker 4: We now have a YouTube channel. This is a YouTube episode.

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Speaker 4: Go check it out on YouTube at Daily's I Guess Pod.

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Speaker 4: You can go check out Miles and I saying stuff

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Speaker 4: like this, this high or that or even this. It's Wednesday,

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Speaker 4: December fourth, twenty twenty four, twelve four twenty four.

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Speaker 1: That TWE four is one two four one two four

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Speaker 1: Hey, I told you that in confidence.

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Speaker 4: I don't know why I told you would get Yeah,

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Speaker 1: December fourth is National Sock Day, Wildlife Conservation Day, National

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Speaker 4: name is Shack O'Brien aka Maha. What the fuck? Honey, honey,

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Speaker 1: Miles Gray aka Scot Scatter his baby, Scatter his baby.

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Speaker 3: There's no doubt.

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Speaker 5: He sold me some Federan baby, now a fed baby.

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Speaker 5: Then he skateboarding out skate When he skateboarded out.

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Speaker 1: All right? Anyway, salad again, that ship was I remember

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Speaker 4: I was like, are you doing like a tug boat?

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Speaker 2: Like, isn't that the Beatles? Isn't that a submarine tugboat?

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Speaker 4: Oh, yellow submar Like yeah, they'd like pretty yellow submarine.

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Speaker 4: You're like, Nope, this ship's old, dude.

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Speaker 4: The Andromeda Strain. And I'm like, what, well, this shit

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Speaker 1: it was just this guy, this guy, who's this guy?

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Speaker 4: Who's this guy? Yeah, we're all doing various scenes from Casino.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you have to go with a maximalist, like

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Speaker 2: That's just Christian Bales Batman where he pretends to be

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Speaker 3: Right, he's just sober. Tell him that because I am

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Speaker 4: do like to task our guests. What is something from

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Dutch ovens. I wanted to know what they were used

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Speaker 3: Okay, no, just Dutch ovens. I was like, what the hell?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the specific? I was just make big ass

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Speaker 4: Christmas. You actually you know, somebody tipped you off and

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Speaker 4: So anyways, you did you guys get one those things.

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Speaker 4: They don't care because they're making everything up.

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Speaker 3: They don't care what we're talking about. They're too busy.

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Speaker 1: Uh No, it's a that's It's like it's like when

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Speaker 3: Wait? Is that a Kentucky woman or a buttercup?

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Speaker 4: Interchangeably with some of the what's your problem with women? Man?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I was snake my eleven year old nephew.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we've talked about this so much, but like, I

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Speaker 3: Back, be happy, make kids, have a husband.

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Speaker 4: Give up your career, Please give up.

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Speaker 4: I like the real og Hallmark crap.

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Speaker 1: I watch one? I just saw one recently called Engaging

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Speaker 1: Father Christmas. So fucking bad, so terrible.

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Speaker 4: Uh was his name, Richard Richard Nick? Okay, no, was it? Ted?

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Speaker 3: Dancer, Dancer and Francer.

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Speaker 1: a few years ago. That was a Netflix one. I

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Speaker 3: That Christmas but it's gay.

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Speaker 4: Christian Stewart.

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Speaker 3: Give us, give us a christ It's good because it's

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, so well known. Yeah absolutely, And they said,

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Speaker 1: You're also I'm in my acting era and like you're

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Speaker 2: Also, this is a call. I really want to be

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Speaker 1: I have to pitch mar Vista. There's a production company

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Speaker 1: And that's actually who Her majesty and I. We pitched

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Speaker 4: they're about the same quality as the Popeye horror movie

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Speaker 2: It's like like I watch a lot of real housewives too,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, ninety five percent of the movies that get made,

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Speaker 3: So just like sometimes you just got to stay in.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I go to Jamba Juice

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Speaker 1: and I tell the people at the counter to look

444
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Speaker 1: the other way, and I snag all the grass off

445
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Speaker 1: the counter and I'm out of there with it.

446
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:03,080
Speaker 4: Oh, almba juice? What a what a run? Johna juice has?

447
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 2: That was part of my lore growing up was jama juice.

448
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,159
Speaker 2: That was like something that me and like my family

449
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 2: connected on.

450
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 4: They're like, you know what, we had a terrible fight,

451
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 4: family fight. Should we all get.

452
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 3: Some Let me get some triple berry?

453
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, Mango.

454
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 3: Put me back in the will. Let's get some trip.

455
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:27,160
Speaker 4: Let's take a quick break and we'll be right back

456
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:41,920
Speaker 4: to talk about some news. And we're back. We're back, man. Yeah.

457
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Speaker 4: I still remember John, just like that first shot of

458
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 4: wheat grass and being like, I'm drinking grass. This must

459
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 4: be so fucking good for kids.

460
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 3: Want you to touch grass.

461
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 4: We were drinking it, drink insides.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was ripping paper shot glasses of that crap, dude,

463
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 1: thinking that would offset all my drug use in my twenties.

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00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 4: We'll see if it worked. They fucked up by going

465
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 4: like they could have just leaned into that because that

466
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 4: was the one product that they offered that tasted like

467
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 4: shit and like it was just like that that was

468
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 4: what was novels, Like whoa, you can like go have

469
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 4: this thing that like tastes so bad, it has to

470
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 4: be good for you. Yeah, there's like so many health

471
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:30,439
Speaker 4: food stores that do that, and John does no longer exist.

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Speaker 2: I was at sprin Holes taking frosting shots. Yeah, you

473
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 2: can have shots of frosting.

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Speaker 3: Did you know?

475
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Speaker 4: Are you for real?

476
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Speaker 7: Oh?

477
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 3: I'm fucking for real.

478
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 2: I would get the red velvet cheesecake frosting shots.

479
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,879
Speaker 1: Wait, you go into a cupcake store and they're like, hey,

480
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 1: let me get a shot of frost and.

481
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, you can do this, yes of chocolate. Wow,

482
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 3: it's fucked up. It should be illegal. It should be

483
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Speaker 3: regulated heavily.

484
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Speaker 4: I'm doing that. Ship I'm doing that, but how what

485
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 4: what are you taking the shot out of a.

486
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 3: Little paper cup?

487
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 4: Like the.

488
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:12,120
Speaker 2: Shot and then you get your frost shot?

489
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 4: Like, so, did you like stick your tongue in have you.

490
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 2: Ever gotten like a yeah, because I'm gay and I

491
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 2: can do that.

492
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 4: Okay, congratulations, How do you do it to look more straight?

493
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Speaker 1: Jack?

494
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Speaker 4: Because you're like, I ain't rimmen out this little paper

495
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Speaker 4: cup out of when it comes to.

496
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Speaker 1: Frosting, frosty, frosty.

497
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 4: Twisting it on your tongue. Yeah, go to sweet about this.

498
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 4: I have a specific sense memory of doing that, and

499
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Speaker 4: I don't know why. Like what I was doing. Was

500
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 4: it like when I was drinking. I was trying to

501
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 4: get everything.

502
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Speaker 3: Maybe a jello shot.

503
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 4: Going to talk about with your therapist. Yeah, like memories

504
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 4: that are surfacing. Good.

505
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Speaker 1: I don't know.

506
00:25:54,240 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 2: Rimmen gave you you rimmed it away.

507
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Speaker 4: It didn't take me a whole day, I'll tell you

508
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 4: that much. The news, the news we're talking specifically. Yeah,

509
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,159
Speaker 4: so mar a Lago face.

510
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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess people are just kind of putting

511
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Speaker 1: a name to the very clastique look of a lot

512
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,360
Speaker 1: of the people in the inner orbit of Trump men

513
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 1: and women. But basically it's like you gotta go ham

514
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 1: on the boattox, fake tanner, lip flips, fillers, et cetera.

515
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,120
Speaker 3: They're flipping their top lip with their bottom lip.

516
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:37,120
Speaker 4: They're just flipping your mouths.

517
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 3: Like they said, it's men and women.

518
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 2: It's like men or women because they operate on the binary,

519
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 2: even when they're doing these drug performing things.

520
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 4: Thank you not and or not and or or uh.

521
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 1: But yeah, So, like the Daily Mail like put this

522
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,439
Speaker 1: piece out, which apparently is like upsetting a lot of

523
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,439
Speaker 1: people in the mar A Lago area obviously because they're like,

524
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,679
Speaker 1: look what's going on? Look at all these before and

525
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 1: after photos. One plastic surgeon they spoke to for this article,

526
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 1: so quote, it's something you'd seen in Real Housewives stars,

527
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: a combination of boatox and filler that are mildly to

528
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: moderately overdone. They don't look distorted necessarily, but they also

529
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,159
Speaker 1: don't look like they used to. It is definitely a

530
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:24,159
Speaker 1: plastic look, maybe a Kardashian look. And when you kind

531
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 1: of look at just sort of the participants.

532
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 3: Please leave my name out of it.

533
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, right, it's like you got Laura Trump

534
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: who truly you're like, oh yeah, that's I'm I did

535
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,399
Speaker 1: not know that's what you looked like before. It's very much.

536
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 4: They're all getting the same face.

537
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's genuinely so sad.

538
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 2: Also, Matt Gates's facial features are now smaller somehow, like

539
00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 2: his head has gotten bigger. Yeah, I don't got like

540
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 2: the Charlie Kirk phenomenon where his face was like a

541
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 2: little bit bigger. It would look normal, like his facial

542
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 2: features within this within his face.

543
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, with him, it almost looks like, you know

544
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: how like preparation H like shrinks everything down like I

545
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 1: did his face. Yeah, that was like a thing I

546
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: remember learning like that was like a hack for like

547
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 1: beauty pageants with people like putting preparation in h everywhere

548
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: it doesn't belong. Then there's Kimberly Gilfoyle, who I didn't

549
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,439
Speaker 1: realize kind of had like an Anne Hathaway vibe.

550
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 3: But yeah, Anne Hathaway, that's somebody. She looks so familiar.

551
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 2: But like on the left, yeah, yeah, on the left

552
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 2: that was like the Gavin Newsome era.

553
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, that definitely was the Gavinder some era for sure.

554
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: And maybe uh oh yeah, there's a little there's little

555
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 1: Cat Denning's in there, Christinome, the Wonderful Governor of Yeah.

556
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 4: Really, it's so wild.

557
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 3: It's that they don't look better. They will just weird.

558
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 3: It's like uncanny valley of actual human beings.

559
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: Like like if you showed me this Christie Nome, the

560
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: original Christie Nome, I'm.

561
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 4: Like, she didn't shoot a puppy in the head.

562
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 1: No way.

563
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 4: That lady, the one on the right, I'm like, yeah,

564
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 4: she did that ship for free.

565
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 3: Also, they're like race swapping, like yeah.

566
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 1: There, it's a little more flavor. Everyone's eyebrows do get

567
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 1: a little bit thicker.

568
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 2: And their lips and like, yeah, yeah, I think that

569
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 2: Gates was just trying to hide from the pedophile charges,

570
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 2: like he was just trying to change his face, and me, no.

571
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Speaker 3: Veno is different.

572
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 1: Laura Lumer obviously had a verymation, which again it's like

573
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Speaker 1: this whole thing that there's there was one guy who

574
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: is like a Republican strategist who spoke of the New

575
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: York Times like back I think around the time when

576
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 1: Matt Gates had his like weird r NC face and everyone's.

577
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 4: Like, yo, relaxed.

578
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: On the boattos Bran he said quote, it's all about too,

579
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 1: It's all about her appeal to an audience of one.

580
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: They're just describing people because apparently Christy Nome had preemptively

581
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 1: straightened her teeth when she was making that push to

582
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: be VP and then landed at Homelandsecurity. You know, reach

583
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 1: shoot for the Stars and you can be Homeland Security.

584
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 4: So the thing is that Jami Loft is like to

585
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 4: talk about a lot though that a similar thing happens

586
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Speaker 4: when you get on SNL, like they you get a

587
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Speaker 4: new set of teeth, because Lauren Michaels is just like, yeah,

588
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 4: so I don't care for her, how do you feel

589
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 4: about your teeth? And then he'll just like invest twenty

590
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 4: grand and like getting people a new set of teeth

591
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 4: and it really does like change. It's like, oh, that

592
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 4: person's famous once they get the teeth done, it's like

593
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 4: a real Well that's the other thing is like that.

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Speaker 1: This is also like a class marker too that I

595
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: think Trump probably responds to because it's like, oh, you

596
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: got facelift money. Okay, that's a different you don't You're

597
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: not one of these natty people walking around you guys alterations.

598
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 3: I'm really surprised Trump hasn't done it himself because he's so.

599
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 4: Like he's terrified.

600
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 3: I think he is. He's probably also yeah, and he's

601
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 3: like germophobic.

602
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 4: Is this from U from Two Broke Girls? Okay?

603
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's let's make sure we're all synced up.

604
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: Let's clap on three I think and a half minutes. Ready,

605
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 1: you're gonna do it in two minutes. But the other

606
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: thing too, this this strategist Ron Bonjean said, quote the

607
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: whole teeth thing almost looks like it was done for

608
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: Trump to see. She was showing him she works well

609
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: in front of the camera, that she has that star

610
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 1: power he wants on stage with him while fitting into

611
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 1: the mode of women in the Trump universe. The other

612
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: thing too, is like, remember when Laura Lumer was around.

613
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if we talked about this, but when

614
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: she slowly got pushed out of.

615
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 4: You know, the campaign, why is she around so Trump?

616
00:31:59,560 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 3: I love?

617
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 1: Like allegedly this is a quote this that came out

618
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: at the time. Trump, who was generally appalled by plastic surgery,

619
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 1: was disgusted to learn about the apparent extent of Lumor's

620
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: facial alterations.

621
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 2: Does Trump not know what everyone around him? He's so

622
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 2: fucking dude.

623
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 4: It doesn't. It's so infuriating when you're like, do this

624
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 4: guy seem fucking basic?

625
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 3: Things like perfect natural wife, Milania?

626
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 4: It was gonna be so wild about the next four years?

627
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 4: Is he like has all these unconscious biases that are

628
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 4: like so obvious and like clear as day to everyone's

629
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:40,239
Speaker 4: like watching him be flattered, watching him watching people just

630
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 4: like get their faces changed so they look more like

631
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 4: he wants them to, and he just like works and

632
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 4: he has no fucking clue. He's like he was shocked

633
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,719
Speaker 4: that Laura Lumer had had plastic surgery.

634
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 3: He's like, normally all the people I know come out

635
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 3: looking like chucky dolls, right.

636
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 4: That's natural. Yeah.

637
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: I think he's like kind of must be in some

638
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 1: sort of facial echo chamber where he's so used to

639
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: seeing sort of like altered looks that he's like, that's

640
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:14,239
Speaker 1: the norm. And so then he's like, really her, But

641
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: I love everyone's just painfully poudy lips, got.

642
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 4: Frog and a slowly boiling pot of facial reconstructive surgery.

643
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 3: What is the thing against plastic surgery?

644
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 1: Though, like, I have no idea. Everyone just says it's

645
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: generally just not his thing. It's like, do you know

646
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: your daughter?

647
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 4: It literally is your daughters.

648
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 2: When men don't know where we don't know. Women wear

649
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 2: makeup and they're like, I love this natural look and

650
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 2: it's like a beauty pageant and you're like, I mean

651
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 2: a little.

652
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 4: Bit like that, and like Matt Gaate's who beautiful the

653
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 4: way you are, you don't need any of this stuff,

654
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 4: but he did look better before the face lift.

655
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 2: Right, And it's like, if you want plastic surgery, we're

656
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 2: not saying like don't ever get anything or like don't

657
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 2: do things to make you but it's just everybody is

658
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 2: insane about it.

659
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 3: They're just all insane.

660
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 4: Well, but in this version, right, like it's almost done

661
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 4: with the purpose. It's not even like are they dissatisfied

662
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 4: to themselves? Are they sort of like this is.

663
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Speaker 1: Kind of what you gotta do to be able to

664
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Speaker 1: like get Trump's attention slash be like accepted. I mean

665
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 1: obviously there are like even Roni McDaniel from the RNC,

666
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: like she started glowing up a little bit when she

667
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 1: was like having to deal with Trump Moore and I

668
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: want like just like the most bizarre social pressure of

669
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,439
Speaker 1: like anything. It's like, get plastic surgery for the guy

670
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: who hates plastic surgery. Yeah, oh okay, okay, And I think, what.

671
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 3: Do you get the guy who hates plastic surgery?

672
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, right, he has it all. He speaks to

673
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: his like it probably speaks to how like the entrenched

674
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 1: in misogyny he is that he's just shocked all the time.

675
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 4: It's like what they had, plastic surgery. I mean, his

676
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 4: vision of like an attractive woman is like a nineteen

677
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 4: eighty nine Playboy Playmate of the month, you know.

678
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 2: Like that, so with a fucked up face, apparently because

679
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 2: he's into that. Yeah, he's like my my most handsome,

680
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 2: sexiest man, Jigsaw.

681
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: Do you want to play a game?

682
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 4: I do? And yeah, like I have nothing, Like I'm

683
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 4: not making fun of anybody for want plastic surgery. Like,

684
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 4: I don't think anybody should take our criticism of this

685
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 4: as any reason not to fund my GoFundMe to try

686
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 4: and get a Voldemort.

687
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,759
Speaker 1: Nose, because I think it would look I told you, man,

688
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:34,399
Speaker 1: just abuse cocaine off, fall right off, fall right off,

689
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 1: do it, Natty, that's not why you want to get it,

690
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 1: like cocaine.

691
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,399
Speaker 3: He's gonna abuse cocaine for good reasons?

692
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 1: Is that a thing?

693
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 7: That?

694
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,280
Speaker 1: Is that a Harry Potter meme where they say Boldemort

695
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 1: abused cocaine. I'm not in the Harry Potter scene, so

696
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,280
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's it's implied.

697
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,879
Speaker 2: I think you should tweet at JK Rowling and ask her, hey,

698
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 2: is this like, yeah, is this like some kind of

699
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 2: metaphor anyway whatever?

700
00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 4: That's actually quite literal, all right? Uh, Pete Haggsa is

701
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 4: supposed to like lead the whole like military I think

702
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 4: is that that's everything to do with our national defense? Yeah? Yeah,

703
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 4: and that makes sense because he was soldier. So there's

704
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 4: a New New York article very oh, Pete, you seem

705
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 4: very defensive. New New Yorker article called Pete Hegseeth's Secret History,

706
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 4: Our Little Secret. I think it's a reference to the

707
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 4: Lindsay Lohan movie. This one is as dark as that one,

708
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 4: as that title implies. Yeah, just like one half of

709
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 4: him is the guy in the back seat in Wayne's

710
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 4: world who like always looks like he's like, you know,

711
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 4: like he's so drunk that like everybody just has to

712
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 4: carry him everywhere in and out of consciousness. And then

713
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 4: the other half of him is horror movie straight up

714
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 4: Patrick Bateman cornering women, drunkenly channing kill all Muslims at

715
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 4: a bar, oh, like at a bar, at a ball

716
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 4: trying to get that going.

717
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, boy, he's like at a Dodgers game, He's like, everybody,

718
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 2: come on, let's start the way of a murder.

719
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 4: Let's go MC cleansing.

720
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 1: Where am I they cleanses out of me?

721
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 4: You say, yeah, this is kind of the paragraph and

722
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 4: a half that's kind of the key point of the article.

723
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 4: A previously undisclosed whistleblower report on Heseath's tenure as the

724
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 4: president of Concerned Veterans for America from twenty thirteen to

725
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 4: twenty sixteen. By the way, this is like a grassroots

726
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 4: organization in quotes, but it's funded by billionaires. Like it's

727
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 4: like literally coach brother, Yeah, coch Brother. Money describes him

728
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 4: as being repeatedly intoxicated while acting in his official capacity,

729
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 4: to the point of needing to be carried out of

730
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 4: the organization's events. So like multiple times the head of

731
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 4: this thing just keeps having to be carried out like

732
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 4: air listed.

733
00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:00,839
Speaker 2: But really respected him, you know, yeah, lift him up

734
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:01,879
Speaker 2: on their shoulders.

735
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,319
Speaker 4: Uh huh.

736
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

737
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 4: It was like he was like, and nobody's ever been

738
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 4: carried off the field of Notre Dame to this day.

739
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 4: I'm basically rudy. The detailed seven page report, which was

740
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 4: compiled by multiple former CVA employees and sent to the

741
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 4: organization senior management in February twenty fifteen, when he was

742
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,720
Speaker 4: like still there and they were like, do you guys

743
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 4: know who our boss is? Like he we keep having

744
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 4: to carry him everywhere, states that at one point, haig

745
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 4: Seth had to be restrained, while drunk, from joining the

746
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 4: dancers on the stage of a Louisiana strip club where

747
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 4: he had brought his team. Sad brought his team in

748
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 4: an official work capacity to a strip club, where he

749
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 4: then was so drunk that he had to be physically

750
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 4: restrained from joining the dancers on the stage.

751
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,760
Speaker 3: Pain team, We're like a family here and I'm your daddy.

752
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,919
Speaker 1: Yes, I watch me if y'all y'all want to see

753
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: somebody who really work the poller watch this. Let me

754
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 1: get up there, get the fuck off me film, make

755
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,959
Speaker 1: it busted open him making clap.

756
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 3: Pete my neck by back pete pussy.

757
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 4: And they're like, yo, mister. The daddy metaphor gets weird

758
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 4: when you realize that he kept like getting people he

759
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 4: worked with pregnant.

760
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah.

761
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 4: I think multiple times. Maybe.

762
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: He also is alleged to alleged to have sexually assaulted

764
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 4: somebody that he was working with and the report also

765
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 4: says that Hegseth, who was married at the time, and

766
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 4: other members of his management team sexually pursued the organization's

767
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 4: female staffers, whom they divided divided into two groups, the

768
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 4: party girls and the not party girls.

769
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 2: Also just like like Last Action lawsuit girls.

770
00:39:56,080 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 4: Yeah right, right right. He also is just repeatedly failing,

771
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,839
Speaker 4: like every organization that he becomes the head of. They're

772
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 4: just like, where'd all the money go? And he's like, oh,

773
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 4: I threw like five huge fucking parties and I have it.

774
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 3: They're just in ones.

775
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm sorry.

776
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Speaker 1: I don't even realize cocaine is way more expensive in Missouri, dude.

777
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 3: To snort it.

778
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:21,839
Speaker 4: That's right.

779
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: Did you see that letter that like was that came

780
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,760
Speaker 1: out that his mom, that email that she had written

781
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 1: to him in twenty eighteen. That is truly just like

782
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 1: you are an abuser of women and people. Yeah, and

783
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 1: it's like she's like, I am so like sad to

784
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 1: basically be your mom. This whole everything's just coming out

785
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: about p d X Seth. Now, like I didn't even

786
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 1: realize there would be like sad, here's a nail in

787
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 1: the coffin from your mom as an email from fucking

788
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:47,879
Speaker 1: six years ago.

789
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,839
Speaker 3: But good for her for telling yea.

790
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like, do you apologize for sending that to him?

791
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 4: That's funny, say she's sorry, fuck you waiter you drunk

792
00:40:59,480 --> 00:40:59,919
Speaker 4: right now?

793
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 1: Oh fine, fie, fuck you? What are my mother? So

794
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 1: then now right, he is doing anything and everything to

795
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: like avoid conversations where the word alcohol is uttered. He's been,

796
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: you know, paling around the capital, uh, trying to meet

797
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,760
Speaker 1: with senators, being like, please confirm me despite the fact

798
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: that there are credible allegations of me being a sexual

799
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: predator and just terrible person. There's two clips that are

800
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: just kinda that show just how much he's trying to

801
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: avoid it. This is when he was just walking through

802
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 1: the capitol and the journalist just asks, were you ever

803
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,760
Speaker 1: drunk while traveling on the job? And here's his response.

804
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 2: We are talking to.

805
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 8: Every senator that wants to talk to us, and the

806
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 8: conversations we have a senator so okay, so of course

807
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 8: is going to remain alive.

808
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 1: Whatever, just ask I need response. I like that smirk.

809
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: He's like, we ever drunk? You you know.

810
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 4: Oh you knowing never already drunk? While management team to

811
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:05,839
Speaker 4: a strip club.

812
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 2: Mentally classifying the reporter as a party girl or not

813
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 2: part Yeah terminator.

814
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 4: Yeah you could say, yeah, he could be cooler. Then

815
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 4: here was this.

816
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 2: Moment he clearly like that's so ravened back to like

817
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 2: one of his heydays, Like as she asked my question.

818
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,760
Speaker 4: He was like, oh that was sick.

819
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. There was like this part where it's kind of

820
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 1: his like sort of grunt, was like, you got me,

821
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: But guess what I'm going to do the thing like

822
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 1: I'm not going to dignify that with a fucking comment.

823
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 4: Uh.

824
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: Then he was in Tommy Tuberville's office and it's like

825
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: very quiet because someone, yeah, someone like coach.

826
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,839
Speaker 4: So it's allowed to be a ridiculous name. Yeah yeah, yeah,

827
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:54,359
Speaker 4: yeah exactly. He's a football coach inside the Doctor Seuss universe. Yeah,

828
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 4: coach Tuberville of Whoville.

829
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: This is him in Tuberville's office, and it's just like

830
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 1: very awkward because I think someone's about to ask a question.

831
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:07,320
Speaker 1: And then it just just see how quickly the Tuberville

832
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 1: staffers just cut this journalist off because again you brought

833
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: up alcohol.

834
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,399
Speaker 4: Awkward. It's like a gag of the lock.

835
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: So that article suggests you have an alcohol problem.

836
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 4: Wait who brought that?

837
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:26,919
Speaker 3: Nothing about it too?

838
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 1: That was just a journalist journalist the article All right,

839
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 1: let's gets wrapping up the showers.

840
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 4: Sorry, we can't hear you. Sorry, And you know, like

841
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 4: he was laughing.

842
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 3: He was like he smiled at that.

843
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I think he's doing the things like, oh,

844
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 4: here we go again. He also like keeps the senator

845
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 4: thing was like a weird refrain, like his brain was

846
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,839
Speaker 4: like not working, and so he kept being like, we're

847
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 4: talking to senators and like at one point is like

848
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 4: voice broke a little bit, which I feel like the

849
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 4: senators are probably asking him about this. He's like, and

850
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 4: I look forward to talking to senators about this about this?

851
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 4: Who are my friends? And no know how to get

852
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 4: in line? So they know how to party and what

853
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 4: a good time looks like.

854
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 3: Mix McConnell is a party girl.

855
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:20,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

856
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 4: Absolutely. Have you seen him, dude?

857
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: He looks you remember all those bruises and ships because

858
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,839
Speaker 1: he parties so are he's like falling downstairs and ship

859
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: that's what's going on drunk. Yeah, it's not.

860
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 4: It's not a simility.

861
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 1: The guy's a fucking party girl.

862
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:37,800
Speaker 6: Our party, Yeah, was in the middle of that speech,

863
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 6: say Senator, sorry, guys, no question wreaking out.

864
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:51,439
Speaker 1: A little over here.

865
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:56,359
Speaker 2: You guys never notice how your hands are crazy.

866
00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 4: We've noticed how your hand hands are crazy? Purple and black? Yea, anybody,

867
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 4: any led glovers in here want to give me a

868
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 4: light show?

869
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: Right next? Turtle? Shit?

870
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 3: What if I am one?

871
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: So then on the right the reactions are mixed. Obviously,

872
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: Fox is basically acting like Pete Hegseth just doesn't exist.

873
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 1: They're barely talking about him, if at all, even though

874
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 1: that is they're coworker and Colter's main objection, I'm just

875
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: gonna read this quote from a Culters like what I

876
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: found strange and continue to find strange about the attacks

877
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 1: on Trump's Defense secretary proposed nominee Pete Hegseth also his

878
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 1: main qualification a morning weekend host on Fox.

879
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 4: News is there's all this. You know, did he assault

880
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 4: this woman in the hotel or didn't he? Was it

881
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 4: consensual and she didn't want her husband to know? So

882
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 4: four days later she cried rape. Yes, that happens a

883
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,800
Speaker 4: whole lot, a lot, a lot, a lot. But in

884
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,840
Speaker 4: all of this talk about whether Pete Hegseth is an

885
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 4: abuser of women. It just no one even mentioned that

886
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 4: he is a serial adult. Are we a society that

887
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 4: doesn't care about adultery anymore? Adultery hasn't even been mentioned,

888
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 4: and Heap is well known to have now been married

889
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 4: on his third marriage, gets married, gets his wife pregnant,

890
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 4: little kids at home or kid at home, I don't

891
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 4: know the detail, starts having sex with his producer, dumps

892
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 4: his first wife, married his producer again, her pregnant again.

893
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 4: She's either pregnant or just goes on to this whole thing.

894
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: You're like, are you just trying to find because you

895
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 1: don't want to say like assault is bad because then

896
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: that puts Trump in there. But all that you're like

897
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 1: focusing on a adultery, which also.

898
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 4: I don't adultery is actually super tad. So it's actually cool.

899
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 4: It's like scarlet letter codd.

900
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 7: You know, President, yeah, right, this week's out, and like

901
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 7: he's leaving a beautiful blonde woman.

902
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 3: For some other person, and it's like, why is she

903
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 3: still alone?

904
00:46:56,840 --> 00:47:00,439
Speaker 4: By the way, the culture kind of has natural Marlague face,

905
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 4: like she's always she's been Marlago faced, you know.

906
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 1: That's that's what they all read for it's what they

907
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: read for.

908
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe I'm.

909
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 2: Looking up her dating history and it's terrifying.

910
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 4: Is is she married?

911
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 2: So why on the Wikipedia page does it say after

912
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 2: the September eleventh attacks she dated a Muslim boyfriend?

913
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 3: How is why is that showing up on her Wikipedia

914
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 3: page at all? Is it edited by one of her fans?

915
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 6: Like?

916
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 3: What the fuck?

917
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 4: Is that her her way getting back at them?

918
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 3: You know, oh, by terrorizing them?

919
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, because I mean she is a she thought

920
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 1: famous islamophobe. But anyway, good to know the thing. So

921
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 1: then on News Max, Greg Kelly he actually went as

922
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: far to be like, sorry, Pete, You're fucking cooked, is what? Yeah,

923
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: which is wild because Greg Kelly usually says like the

924
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: most maga shit ever and like and says it in

925
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: a way like dude, you know how freaking dumb you

926
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: sound right now? Anyway, this is him kind of letting

927
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: Pete Hegseth down. The sort of chiron for this story

928
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: is life is long, Pete, all.

929
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:16,240
Speaker 9: Right, Pete heg Seth, Pete, life is long, and Pete

930
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 9: Hegseth is a talented guy with a lot to offer,

931
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:21,959
Speaker 9: but this secretary of Defense.

932
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 8: Thing is not going to happen. It just can't not

933
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 8: after what we're learning about. And yeah, I understand that,

934
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 8: uh you know, we this is a tough thing to say.

935
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 8: And there's a lot to like about Pete. He is

936
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 8: the only person in public life other than some folks

937
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 8: around here, who says that c Q. Brown the corrupt

938
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 8: General of the Joint Chiefs.

939
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 2: I like, there's a lot to like about Pete. I

940
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 2: love his sexual assault work. Yes, I love the impregnating

941
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 2: his employees.

942
00:48:55,880 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 4: You can't cheat on your girlfriend. Brother, Come on, buddy,

943
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 4: life is long, man, life is long. You got to

944
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 4: put that to the side.

945
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 3: Pete hags up.

946
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:08,240
Speaker 2: Looks like if Gavin Newsom wasn't already evil, the evil

947
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 2: Gavin Newsom.

948
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, right, Like.

949
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:16,319
Speaker 4: Even older twin brother, Yeah, I know.

950
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 1: It's it's the fucking slicked back hair. We all know

951
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 1: that's the sign of being a piece of ship and

952
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: slick's it's I know, yeah, you're gonna say it's pushed back, Pete,

953
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 1: but that ship is slicking.

954
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:33,800
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that swits back real nice. It's why I

955
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:37,239
Speaker 4: am confused as to what Greg Kelly, like, what is

956
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 4: the line that he crossed for Greg Kelly that Trump

957
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 4: hasn't crossed like with that's culture saying the thing about adultery,

958
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 4: like Trump is like that.

959
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 3: Is like does he explain it in the clip like

960
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 3: further on. I know we're not gonna watch it.

961
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,399
Speaker 1: But no, I mean he just goes on to just say, like, hey,

962
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 1: there are things about like he goes on to say

963
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,399
Speaker 1: and Donald Trump like he doesn't want to go against Trump.

964
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 1: He's like, now, Donald Trump, this is a quote. Now

965
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 1: Donald Trump likes Pete heg Seth, respects Pete Hegseth, and

966
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 1: that's amazing. But there are things about Pete Hegseth that

967
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 1: he has got to deal with and I'm going to

968
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,280
Speaker 1: briefly deal with them. And I know there are people

969
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 1: like why are you doing that? Well, I'll tell you

970
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 1: why I'm doing that. Because the Left, that's what they do.

971
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,760
Speaker 1: They pretend things like the Hunter Biden laptop doesn't exist.

972
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: They pretend that money wasn't going from China to Hunter

973
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: to the other to the brother to the president himself.

974
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 1: I can't ignore certain things. Pete heg Seth mom has

975
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 1: some things to say or has some things to say,

976
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 1: like so basically he's trying to act like I'm actually

977
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 1: balanced like I can, we can hold our own people accountable.

978
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,799
Speaker 1: It's really interesting to see because he does say like

979
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:39,800
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm sorry, your mom said you're an abuser

980
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: of women. That part of it.

981
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 3: At the beginning, he's like he's a great guy, and

982
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 3: then he's like, I know your mom said.

983
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: He It's all over the place.

984
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 2: The thing I'm curious about it like call people bad

985
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 2: people even if they do bad things.

986
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: Or if they do it's like they're quoting someone else,

987
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 1: Like I mean, I don't I'm not saying your mom said.

988
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 3: This, right, I would never fine not like yeah.

989
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 1: As a white guy on the right calling another white

990
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: guy on the right and abuser, that's just that's just

991
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 1: impossible where you're not able to do that physically scientifically.

992
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think with this, I think there's an

993
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,919
Speaker 1: air to where there are people who are like these

994
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 1: career right where people who have ascended and they can't

995
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 1: fathom just like Trump's urge to pick people off the

996
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 1: TV screen to be huge consequential positions, like someone like

997
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 1: Anne Coulter, I'm sure would have relished the fact to

998
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 1: have some kind of cabinet position.

999
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:35,799
Speaker 2: You know what she feels like she was going for

1000
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 2: this whole time, like with how badly she's supported like

1001
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 2: or how much she supported him.

1002
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she'd flip flop occasionally she'd be like, oh,

1003
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 1: this is all wrong, And I think maybe that was

1004
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 1: her way to be like, I'm an independent thinker, but

1005
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: I'm still obviously on the side of nationalism.

1006
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 3: Get his attention probably a little bit.

1007
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 4: Well. Also, I think these people all are like patronage,

1008
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 4: like they they are just working for billionaires. Like there's

1009
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:05,319
Speaker 4: this invisible web of like billionaire funding behind every one

1010
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 4: of these people, and it's just like, Okay, they're gonna

1011
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 4: object to this one for because like you know, maybe

1012
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 4: a weapons manufacturer doesn't like Pete eggseeth because of some

1013
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 4: policy or something, you know what I mean, Like it

1014
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 4: just feels any consistency.

1015
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:26,839
Speaker 2: I mean people, we're also funded by a billionaire. So

1016
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 2: thank you, Kylie Jenner. As you watch these YouTube videos,

1017
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 2: our lips will get progressively.

1018
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 4: My lip kit is not working, I will say that,

1019
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,879
Speaker 4: but it is hurting. Oh I was gonna breakle down

1020
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 4: face and nomics. Thank you Queen for your trickle down faceonomics.

1021
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 1: The mar A Lago face thing. Did you see you

1022
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: know that comedian Matt Rife, who everyone was like, yo,

1023
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 1: what's this face? He recently just said that. He's like,

1024
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 1: I did not have clastic surgery. It's I have. I

1025
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:59,760
Speaker 1: was suffering from delayed puberty and that's why my face changed.

1026
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 4: Rat. That's that's what he claims in his book.

1027
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 1: Recently he wrote a book. Yeah, yeah, he wrote a

1028
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 1: book or someone. Actually I don't like his stand up,

1029
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 1: but he is one of my favorite authors. He really yeah,

1030
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 1: beautiful writer Sparkles. I was like, I was like, is

1031
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 1: that possible? But uh, Mike Cursory Google starts said like

1032
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 1: that mostly like delayed puberty centers around like genitals, more

1033
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 1: than being like, oh your chin didn't square up until

1034
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 1: you were in your late in your early thirties or whatever.

1035
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 4: Like that sounds what he was saying like Barry Bonds

1036
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:37,919
Speaker 4: having his head completely changed shape in his late thirties, right,

1037
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,319
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, yeah, And he was like, I was

1038
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:43,360
Speaker 4: actually suffering from late delayed puberty, Like that's what it

1039
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:46,240
Speaker 4: feels like to me. It's just yeah, it's an odd

1040
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 4: claim to make, but anyway.

1041
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 2: But then he also like he's talking about delayed puberty.

1042
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 2: But then he also comes for people's like pronouns and stuff.

1043
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, pit, what pick a lane? Do you

1044
00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 2: want to be understanding or not?

1045
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 1: They're all, yeah, no, Well, can you have empathy just

1046
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: for me in this narrow capacity and then don't call

1047
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:07,919
Speaker 1: me out when I have none for anyone else?

1048
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:10,720
Speaker 4: Please? Please, please? All right, let's take a quick break

1049
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 4: and we'll be right back. And we're back.

1050
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,800
Speaker 1: We're back, and uh.

1051
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 4: Jack in the Box is testing a new burrito filled

1052
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:32,240
Speaker 4: with noodles. Jack of the Box sauce and loaded chicken

1053
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 4: burrito features sweet and spicy honey, garlic, saracha tossed yaqui

1054
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 4: soba noodles.

1055
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: No, No, you're appropriating my culture in a burrito?

1056
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:47,879
Speaker 4: Are you fucking gonna say?

1057
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 7: Not?

1058
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: You? Jack? Are they appropriating my fast food culture right

1059
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 1: now by by mashing together all the fast foods? This

1060
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 1: is I don't know, man, I just I don't know.

1061
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 1: Being I think Asian.

1062
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 4: I just can't fathom eating noodles like within another thing,

1063
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 4: like noodles are meant to be just on their own.

1064
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 1: I just I don't know. I'm rigid here, I'm rigid.

1065
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 4: I can't I like to eat.

1066
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 2: My noodles between two slices of bread like a goddamn

1067
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:18,840
Speaker 2: American right.

1068
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 3: Sandwich that none of this nonsense.

1069
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 4: Doesn't this feel like it would just completely fall, but

1070
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 4: like all the noodles would just come out. You take

1071
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,359
Speaker 4: one bite and all the noodles would be like hanging

1072
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 4: out of here.

1073
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 1: I'm sure they chopped it up to the point that

1074
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: it's just like.

1075
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 3: The sticks with it, so you can pick them out

1076
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 3: of the brita a.

1077
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 1: Kister, like having like one bite off the top, Like

1078
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 1: I actually just came back from.

1079
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:51,320
Speaker 2: A ramen noodle spoon and the chopstick in the burrito.

1080
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 4: Burrito between you. If I ever had to taste test this,

1081
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 4: I would I would bring a pair of scissors.

1082
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 2: To every dinner every time you want, like let's go

1083
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:01,880
Speaker 2: to a fancy Italian restaurant.

1084
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 4: You're like, I'm gonna have.

1085
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that Korean style. That's that's that Korean influence

1086
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: on you.

1087
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 3: That's lesbian influence on the.

1088
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 1: Scissors, like cutting up so much meat and stuff because

1089
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 1: whenever I like whenever I do like cream wresh, I'm like, yeah,

1090
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:15,799
Speaker 1: this is so much.

1091
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 4: User than using a knife fucking scissor that shipped up

1092
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 4: kindergarten style. You know, just use it.

1093
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:24,040
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1094
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 4: This feels like it's not just the carbs. For me,

1095
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 4: it really is just the design of it feels like

1096
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 4: it would be such a disasters, like the double decker

1097
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Speaker 4: KFC chicken sandwich where they were like, we'll reinvent the

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Speaker 4: structure of the sandwich by putting the inside on the outside.

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Speaker 4: It's like, that's what, That's the exact the reason sandwiches

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Speaker 4: exist is they have a handle on the outside that

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Speaker 4: you also eat.

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Speaker 2: This one time sushi and it was a delight. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you eat that with a fucking it fell apart immediately.

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Speaker 2: Oh really, it was beautiful.

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00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:07,799
Speaker 1: Structural integrity compromised. I just like that. The comments on

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Speaker 1: this article, like for this like fast food website, there

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Speaker 1: are a lot of people be like, oh, this looks yummy,

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00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 1: Jack in the box. Other people like seven ninety nine

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00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: way too much for a burrito. One person put in

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Speaker 1: like a five paragraph review of this thing, and it's

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00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 1: I can't even read it all, Like, I just can't

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Speaker 1: believe someone devoted this many words like the chicken was fine.

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Speaker 1: Reminded me of General So's type texture but with different

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Speaker 1: flavor profile. There was proper meat under the coating, no

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00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 1: scam pieces of just coated air or fat. The siracha

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00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 1: gave the chicken and noodles a little zing. I wish

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Speaker 1: more of the honey garlic came through. I'm like, yoah,

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Speaker 1: this is.

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Speaker 3: Shout out Arthur bush Willow.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Arthur bush Willow, You've done. You're doing the Lord's work.

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Speaker 2: And they're like another person, not, you need to not

1122
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 2: shot on these commenters, okay, because if they're not doing this,

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00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 2: they'd be like saying racist shit on my YouTube videos.

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Speaker 3: So just let them come on the.

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Speaker 1: Fucking and to that, I says, you know, you.

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Speaker 4: Know what I'm saying.

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00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 1: He might be hidding us with the thoughtful review and

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Speaker 1: then hopping on your YouTube shit.

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Speaker 4: You know, gay brown people.

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Speaker 1: You're like, oh, okay, man, right, then there's there's like

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00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 1: another commentary, this is so gross and pointless, like spaghetti

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00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 1: on pizza. Why. I don't know if this is spaghetti

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00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 1: on pizza, but sure, I think a lot of people

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00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 1: are just I think they've said that carbs.

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Speaker 4: Upon star carbs on carbs on carbs on carbs, that

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00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 4: is not that is not the issue, because there's just

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00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 4: we have carbs with car we have like fucking garlic

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00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 4: bread before pizza all the time.

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00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 3: We have garlic bread nots Like, what are you talking about?

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00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 1: It's not ever made a pizza on garlic bread.

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00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, shut it down. We gotta go there is We

1142
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 4: gotta get a whole new Domino's crust is like garlic no, no,

1143
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 4: you know what I'm talking.

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00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: I'm talking like the motherfucking garlic bread has your marinera

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00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 1: and cheese and shit on it, so like you're eating

1146
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,200
Speaker 1: garlic bread that is also being like the garlic bread

1147
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:04,919
Speaker 1: is the dough?

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00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:10,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a friend, Like.

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00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 2: How people are like the structural integrity gets compromised when

1150
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 2: people try to invent new things.

1151
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,480
Speaker 3: They're like, you know that light doughe.

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00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:22,320
Speaker 1: Who like dough?

1153
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 4: Like a soups worth of cheese and sauce on top

1154
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 4: of it? What do we just slathered that ship?

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00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:29,440
Speaker 7: Anyway?

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00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 2: These idiots with a noodle burrito, Nah, these are fucking

1157
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 2: heads jack in the box.

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00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 4: And also I realized for the people who don't like.

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Speaker 1: Yay, I know it's not nationwide, but I'll let you know,

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00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:44,479
Speaker 1: the food isn't that great.

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00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 4: It's good for being hot your mouth. What's your miles?

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00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:53,200
Speaker 3: They have there and milkshakes all the time.

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00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:54,440
Speaker 4: Poppers.

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00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that Oreo milkshake. The cheap tacos thes are the

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00:59:59,280 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 1: best thing.

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01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 4: I think they're my favorite. They're so disgusting, they're so gross.

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01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:07,840
Speaker 4: They're deep tacos that have let deep and lettuce in them,

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01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 4: so they're deep podcast salad.

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01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 2: This is the noodle burrito from when that was invented,

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01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 2: right when people were like, oh, you can't deep fry

1171
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:17,080
Speaker 2: lettuce in a taco.

1172
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 3: It was like you that almost made it not happen.

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Speaker 1: I guess it is. I guess it is.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, Paula VI. What a pleasure having you

1175
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:30,240
Speaker 4: on the daily zeitgeist as always, Where can people find you?

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01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 4: Follow you here? You see you all that good stuff.

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Speaker 2: I am at paulaviganaland p A L L A D

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Speaker 2: I g U and A L A N everywhere and

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Speaker 2: you can.

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Speaker 3: Follow me on Instagram and I'm on Blue Sky just a.

1181
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:47,560
Speaker 2: I got the polav handle when Elon first bought Twitter,

1182
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:51,440
Speaker 2: I got the just paulav handle or Blue Sky hell yeah,

1183
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 2: but on everywhere else on Paulganalan. I also run a

1184
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 2: show at the Comedy Store called Facial Recognition Comedy. Our

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01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 2: next show is on the twentieth of December. Uh, Friday,

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01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 2: I think this one's at ten pm. Come through and yeah,

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01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 2: I have fifth day of Christmas, the fifth day of Chris.

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01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 2: I don't know the isn't it? Is it twelve days?

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Speaker 4: How many days days of Chris? There's twelve days, but

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01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 4: I don't know if it counts up or back?

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01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 2: Well, December fourth is the Santas No, it's from December.

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01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 1: I remember. We I remember because we were this blew

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01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,960
Speaker 1: our minds when we first learned about it through the show.

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01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 1: It starts on Christmas Day, right, and it goes to

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01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:37,200
Speaker 1: January fifth. Yeah, okay, it goes forward. Look ask fucking Jesus, dude.

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01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 1: This is his fucking party, dude, not mine.

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01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:47,480
Speaker 2: But that guy know it's still my birthday.

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01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 3: January. It's like it's my birth month.

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Speaker 4: It starts serious, dude.

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01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, bro, I can't figure with Jesus again.

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01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:54,240
Speaker 4: This dude doesn't drinks.

1202
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:57,560
Speaker 3: You keep turning the water into wine and crazy.

1203
01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 4: He doesn't even fucking drink, dude. He does the weirdest

1204
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:00,680
Speaker 4: can do to hang out.

1205
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 3: He just keeps getting people to bathe his feet. It's

1206
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:03,880
Speaker 3: fucking weird.

1207
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:08,000
Speaker 4: He doesn't drink, but he will like feed you wine

1208
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:11,439
Speaker 4: all night, just like keep feeding you. He's like, yeah,

1209
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:13,640
Speaker 4: that water, you take another look at it.

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01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 3: He keeps I didn't you like to get and then hold.

1211
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 4: Thirsty when he drinks up of that water. Oh damn,

1212
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:25,400
Speaker 4: I don't know you like to get angel And.

1213
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 2: Then you try to call him out on it, and

1214
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,160
Speaker 2: then he just holds up his hands and he's like, hey,

1215
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 2: what I see what I did for you?

1216
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:34,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, he always brings up the stigmata.

1217
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:35,960
Speaker 1: Dude, It's like, shut the fuck.

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01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 2: Up, right, He's like the stigma on my stigmata, and

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01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:41,040
Speaker 2: it's like.

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01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:43,040
Speaker 1: It's just crazy, dude. I can still play like Wonderwalk

1221
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:49,360
Speaker 1: despite the stigmata. Oh my god, all right, weird FlexIt

1222
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 1: down the guitar.

1223
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 4: We're at a party, so he's doing up top with

1224
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 4: his hands to give you a five, and then and

1225
01:02:56,040 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 4: then they would you do? Oh I'm just talking with you.

1226
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:05,680
Speaker 4: I can barely feel it anymore. Oh my me, that

1227
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:10,000
Speaker 4: true said so long ago. I barely even noticed it anymore. Pauliva,

1228
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 4: is there a work a media that you've been enjoying?

1229
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,200
Speaker 2: Okay, the last time I was on the pod, I

1230
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:17,080
Speaker 2: suggested books and I got good feedback. People read the

1231
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:18,840
Speaker 2: books and they messaged me about it, and I did

1232
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 2: not respond because I don't respond to people online if

1233
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 2: I don't know them, because sometimes they're insane men. But

1234
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 2: I appreciate your DM. I got The Fade, which is

1235
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 2: a comic book by Abria Ayengar who is like a

1236
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 2: dropout person. So they came up with the story and

1237
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:41,520
Speaker 2: then Marie Consta did the art and it's really cool.

1238
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 2: And then I have been reading The Earth Singer Chronicles

1239
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:50,200
Speaker 2: by l. Penelope, which is a fantasy, a fantasy book,

1240
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:55,160
Speaker 2: also black female author. And I just found out about these.

1241
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,360
Speaker 2: I haven't read that one, that this is a third

1242
01:03:57,440 --> 01:03:58,920
Speaker 2: or fourth one, The Cry of Metal and Bone. I

1243
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:00,720
Speaker 2: haven't read it yet, but I'm excited it. And then

1244
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 2: I haven't read this one either. Clive Barker, but apparently

1245
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:08,320
Speaker 2: he does really good like horror, like horror like thriller

1246
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:09,200
Speaker 2: type things.

1247
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,360
Speaker 4: This one's mister Clive Barker.

1248
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, mister, yeah, Clive Barker, mister.

1249
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 4: Clive Barker, maker of the Nightmare.

1250
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it sounds like a fake, oh, Victor,

1251
01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:26,400
Speaker 2: says Clive Barker rocks hell.

1252
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:29,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, just like one of our maker.

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01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:31,800
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, made.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't it Hell Hell Raiser. Yeah, I haven't.

1255
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:39,000
Speaker 2: I haven't read his books, but I'm excited because somebody

1256
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:39,760
Speaker 2: recommended him.

1257
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:41,520
Speaker 4: So I didn't even know he was like an author.

1258
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, dude, the guy from Hell either.

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Speaker 4: I thought the book was about Clive Barker. That's where

1260
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:51,800
Speaker 4: because he's mister mister Begone.

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01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:54,880
Speaker 3: Mister b Gun. It's like from Chicago.

1262
01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:59,960
Speaker 4: Miles Where can people find us their working media you

1263
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 4: been enjoying?

1264
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:04,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can find me wherever they got the at

1265
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 1: symbols at Miles of Gray, that includes Blue Sky BISKI

1266
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:08,320
Speaker 1: find me there.

1267
01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:11,080
Speaker 4: Also find Jack and I on the basketball podcast Moles

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01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:11,360
Speaker 4: and Jack.

1269
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:13,400
Speaker 1: I'm at Boosties. You can also find me talking about

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Speaker 1: ninety day fiance on the podcast for twenty day Fiance.

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01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:20,240
Speaker 1: Tweet I like is from at Krang t Nelson, who's

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Speaker 1: also on Blue Sky also, and the tweet is just

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Speaker 1: like a sort of dialogue.

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01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:25,440
Speaker 4: Haley Welch.

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Speaker 1: This episode of Howka Talk TOUA, We're going to discuss

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Speaker 1: the brief coup attempt in Korea and the ensuing events

1277
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:34,560
Speaker 1: and soeul, how did we get here? What's next for

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Speaker 1: the embattled president with me today is Gorvidal, Gorvindal, thank you, Hailey,

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Speaker 1: and let me say a hawktua to you.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that was a quick one. That coo

1281
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:51,120
Speaker 4: we talked about away is trending already. Yeah. Anyways, you

1282
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:53,720
Speaker 4: can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brian. You

1283
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:57,480
Speaker 4: can find me on blue Sky at jack Obi. One

1284
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Speaker 4: work of media I've been enjoying is blue sky dot com,

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Speaker 4: which I is in my browser history now because I

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01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:09,560
Speaker 4: keep hitting it, and it's just a place where you

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01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:14,480
Speaker 4: can buy planners, calendars, shop accessories. I keep going there.

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01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:16,320
Speaker 4: I'm giving them a lot of traffic.

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Speaker 3: Wait, what's it called.

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01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:21,280
Speaker 4: Because blue Sky blue sky dot com because I'm trying

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01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:25,560
Speaker 4: to go to bsky dot social and I keep bluesky

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01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:31,280
Speaker 4: dot com highly recommend their calendars and planners and other accessories.

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Speaker 3: Wait, what have you bought right now? Have you bought anything?

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01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:36,520
Speaker 4: I haven't bought anything. But it's just kind of a

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01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:39,600
Speaker 4: nice Oh it's really cute, yeah, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: It's just they're also raising money for breast cancer and

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Speaker 2: they're going to match up to ten thousand dollars for.

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Speaker 4: Giving Tuesday, Giving Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: It's Giving Tuesday.

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Speaker 4: It is Giving Tuesday. Guys. You can find us on

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Speaker 4: Twitter at daily Zeikeeist. We're at ze daily Zeitgeist on Instagram.

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Speaker 10: We have a Facebook fan page and a website, daily

1303
01:06:56,600 --> 01:06:58,720
Speaker 10: zeitgeist dot com, where we post our episodes and our

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Speaker 10: footnotes to the information that we talked about in today's episode,

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Speaker 10: as well as a song that we think you might enjoy.

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Speaker 4: Miles, is there a song that you think people might enjoy? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: this is a track by Lexa Gates.

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Speaker 1: It's called I Just Can't Be Alone and it's got

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Speaker 1: a nice like, you know, like just a little waltzy

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Speaker 1: kind of bounce to it, kind of like old kind

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Speaker 1: of like old motowny, but definitely more modern. Like her

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Speaker 1: vocal style and the production style is definitely more modern.

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Speaker 1: But you know, send three back when those songs to

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Speaker 1: be in three anyway, So check that out. I Just

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Speaker 1: Can't Be Alone Lexa Gates. Okay, all right, well we

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Speaker 1: will link off to that in the footnotes. The Daily

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Speaker 1: do it for us this morning, we're back this afternoon

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Speaker 1: to tell you what is trending, and we will talk

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Speaker 1: to you all then.

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Speaker 4: Bye nye, bye bye