Speaker 1: My grandma and your grandma. Wasn't bad my grandma to
Speaker 1: your grandma. I'm gonna say it's something bad Land Jago
Speaker 1: jalling girl. It's podcast and we are back after a
Speaker 1: long break. Yeah, um, a long break that was brought
Speaker 1: about for many reasons. Yeah, Boonen's been in Fire Island
Speaker 1: and prioritizing that for the last three months. That is
Speaker 1: said in such an accusatory tone? Was it pointed? Pointed? Honey, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Now what have you been up to? Um,
Speaker 1: I've been well. I've been sick for a long time. Same.
Speaker 1: I've just been coughing and coughing and coughing, and it's
Speaker 1: like I thought it was allergies, but now I think
Speaker 1: I'm really sick. Do you want to get that checked out? UM?
Speaker 1: Do I have health insurance? It's unclear. So maybe we'll
Speaker 1: pose this to to the viewers at home. Guy does
Speaker 1: the viewers the viewers the listeners does not have health insurance?
Speaker 1: Here's why I don't think I do, because nothing's happened.
Speaker 1: I haven't received my card in the mail. I did
Speaker 1: turn twenty six, and you know, first of all, I
Speaker 1: just want to say to everybody any parent that tells
Speaker 1: you you're on my health insurance until the end of
Speaker 1: your twenty six year. That is not the right information.
Speaker 1: It's it's actually distinctly the wrong information. You're on it
Speaker 1: until the end of your birth month when you turn
Speaker 1: twenty six. Just know that, because it really messed things
Speaker 1: up for me kind of because I got really sick
Speaker 1: with strep throat before this trip to Europe. This is bizarre.
Speaker 1: I've had strep throat entons alitis twice this year. Sometimes
Speaker 1: they get mixed up well well, and the reason I
Speaker 1: don't think I have health in churance is because a
Speaker 1: card hasn't come and like they're not taking the money
Speaker 1: from me. I think I have to call them and
Speaker 1: pay every month. Is that the way it works? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know why they don't do a
Speaker 1: direct deposit thing. Anyway, I've been sick, well anyway, we've
Speaker 1: both been said, we've both been traveling, but we're so
Speaker 1: happy to be back in New York, back in the
Speaker 1: studio and we're here with our very esteemed guests. Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean the credits just they come rolling down. This
Speaker 1: is She's in popular Lette with Bowen and I are
Speaker 1: musical sketch comedy group. She hosts theme party at UCB.
Speaker 1: She's a member of the sketch comedy power group O
Speaker 1: S f U G shout out to them. And you
Speaker 1: know she writes for a little sketch comedy show you
Speaker 1: might have heard called Saturday Night Live. Yeah, just like
Speaker 1: good credits, we forget her name. Who are you? Hi?
Speaker 1: I'm your best friend since college study green And I'm
Speaker 1: never sick. I really don't. You don't get sick. Don't
Speaker 1: get sick because I'm of mixed stock, because my mom
Speaker 1: is Persian and my dad is white. I got a
Speaker 1: white daddy, and um, I think that means that, um,
Speaker 1: I got immunities from both sides. And I'm never sick.
Speaker 1: I got sick one time this year and it was
Speaker 1: like what kind. It was like like ear like a
Speaker 1: earthroat drainage thing. But girl, I got my some regal
Speaker 1: los and some echon knock my ship out. Natural remedies, yes, quirrel, Yes,
Speaker 1: because even though I don't have health insurance, thank you
Speaker 1: Roger's Guild. It just showed up in the mail one day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I'm waiting for it. I just don't know
Speaker 1: what the situation is. And it gives me so much
Speaker 1: anxiety to call any like institution and ask what the
Speaker 1: deal is. Literally, I could not think of a person
Speaker 1: that would besides I'm going to name drop, besides Amanda.
Speaker 1: I feel like you are the only person that I
Speaker 1: would be like, Oh, they can't handle getting health insurance.
Speaker 1: I don't. I can't And I probably could have a
Speaker 1: conversation with Amanda about it and can barely like turn
Speaker 1: things into PT. Yes, No, it's really actually that's a
Speaker 1: real thing. For so for such a long time, I
Speaker 1: thought I thought my computer doesn't make PDF. But that
Speaker 1: was just because very stupid. Man, Have you changed computer
Speaker 1: since the time there was a long period in your
Speaker 1: life where your laptop was riddled with porn viruses? First
Speaker 1: of all, that is hearsay. We don't know that it
Speaker 1: was porn viruses. We know that there were viruses on
Speaker 1: the computer. We don't know that it was porn virus.
Speaker 1: It was actually from ripping from YouTube. It was it
Speaker 1: was from I was actually I was ripping. I did
Speaker 1: a one man show a couple of years ago, and
Speaker 1: I was ripping videos of dumb pageant girl. Answers to
Speaker 1: the viruses on most computers a one man show. Yea
Speaker 1: virus Society. It's really true. It's like you do the class.
Speaker 1: I loved both of yours. Do you thank you? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Maybe someday they'll see the light of day again. God,
Speaker 1: that sucks. I've been thinking about trying to resurrect. It's
Speaker 1: a hard process, so hard doing doing really any show
Speaker 1: is hard that you proves yourself, but doing a show
Speaker 1: just you is hard. Dud. Didn't you talk about doing
Speaker 1: a solo show one time? Yeah? Oh yeah, I'm like
Speaker 1: still maybe going to do that. I don't know. My
Speaker 1: life is constantly in flux, so many ideas and then
Speaker 1: they just go in the winds. Speaking of um flux,
Speaker 1: we we have to ask our guests, um what culture shi? Okay,
Speaker 1: so what we do want here on loss culture basinis?
Speaker 1: Our listeners know this. We will ask our guests, our
Speaker 1: special guests, our esteemed guest what culture they feel shaped them. Like,
Speaker 1: for example, when you were coming up and growing up,
Speaker 1: what do you think were the things that influenced you
Speaker 1: to now be the Sudi that you are today? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is such a good question. It's hard.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about like certain artists or are you
Speaker 1: talking about like an era any and all, even go
Speaker 1: with your instinct. What do you like? For example, we
Speaker 1: asked David Mazzoni this and he like started talking about
Speaker 1: his childhood. He started talking about growing up in Rhode Island,
Speaker 1: and then we asked, like, Josh, and that's a bad example. No, no, no, okay.
Speaker 1: So people we've called out in this episode, is this
Speaker 1: inside Baseball? Amanda, you know who you are, David Mazzoni,
Speaker 1: you all blast. I'm just saying there's no wrong way
Speaker 1: to answer the question, and there's no wrong way to
Speaker 1: live your life. I think I'm gonna just like go
Speaker 1: with my instinct um and say that the culture that
Speaker 1: influenced me was like when The Lord or the Rings
Speaker 1: movies came out. Oh my gee, that was a beautiful
Speaker 1: moment for my line. Yes, I mean I actually again
Speaker 1: because I'm dumb. Can't watch them? Can't? Yeah? Do you
Speaker 1: think they're too long? Well? I do think that they're long.
Speaker 1: Well they are long because their epic Well, right, so
Speaker 1: what about them is so great? It's just the story,
Speaker 1: the vast story. Like when I think about like kind
Speaker 1: of like a cultural moment that happened that like stays
Speaker 1: with me. It was like those movies coming out like
Speaker 1: I was, and I was so excited for them, and
Speaker 1: I don't I think it was just because my dad
Speaker 1: was so excited and everything to me is and I mean,
Speaker 1: like I liked I read the books beforehand. I read
Speaker 1: the books beforehand. Well, I think I read The Hobbit
Speaker 1: and the Fellowship beforehand, and then like as the movies
Speaker 1: came out, I finished the other two. But um, shots fired.
Speaker 1: Did not enjoy reading. Um, I did it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I really like the Hobbit because it's for dumb
Speaker 1: dumbs um um. But like the other books, I didn't enjoy.
Speaker 1: But like I'm I'm you know, she a nerd and
Speaker 1: she had to. She was not about to be talking
Speaker 1: about how much she loved learning the Rings without reading
Speaker 1: those books. Girl girl. Um. When Game of Thrones the
Speaker 1: show first permode, I remember Sue, you was sort of anti. No,
Speaker 1: she was like, you were blasting through all the books though,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, well I done read the books, but she
Speaker 1: had read the books. I was anti the show until recently.
Speaker 1: I only just recently learned that you did start watch, okay,
Speaker 1: because I only just recently started watching. So what happened
Speaker 1: was Game of Thrones was coming out, and I have
Speaker 1: like caveat. I come from a family of super nerds
Speaker 1: and like between like my sister to some extent, my
Speaker 1: dad and really my aunt who's like the treky, like
Speaker 1: the number one Trek, number one. Um, and she also
Speaker 1: owns a bookstore. So that's like a great cross pollination
Speaker 1: of like what's local fantasy. So when that was when
Speaker 1: the show was kind of about to come out. But
Speaker 1: when people are discovering Game of Thrones, I started reading it.
Speaker 1: I blasted through all of them, like I think I
Speaker 1: read like Storm of Swords in an airport and like
Speaker 1: maybe two days and my mom like he yelled at me.
Speaker 1: She was like, you're not talking to us, And I
Speaker 1: was like the second it was in college and then
Speaker 1: and when the books came out, they would have been
Speaker 1: thrilled if I was reading instead of talking. You know,
Speaker 1: my mom works in a library and she's like, why
Speaker 1: you not, Jane Austin. She doesn't care, but um so,
Speaker 1: and then when the books came out and things were different,
Speaker 1: I started getting um Well, first of all, when the
Speaker 1: books came out, I was like this is born because
Speaker 1: I just read them and I know what happens. And
Speaker 1: when Ned Stark spoiler alert the first season when Ned
Speaker 1: Stark dies and everybody's freaking out, I was like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Then Ned Stark died, and then everybody
Speaker 1: that was surprised automatically just like thought less of and
Speaker 1: then I mean me too. Actually with that even I'm like, so,
Speaker 1: why are you surprised about knowing that the Starks get killed?
Speaker 1: It's like you you're a super Every scene of in
Speaker 1: Game of Grounds is is this person going to die?
Speaker 1: Or are they going to narrowly escape death? Those are
Speaker 1: the stakes. Either they are done now or they're they
Speaker 1: just are not on by like by chance, like who's
Speaker 1: gonna show up? What magic thing is going to happen?
Speaker 1: Like the dragons are like the ultimate trump card. And
Speaker 1: what really got me like scared was really that they
Speaker 1: were changing things and I knew eventually the seasons we're
Speaker 1: going to surpass the books, and then I wasn't gonna
Speaker 1: know what was truth and what was happening. So then
Speaker 1: I got well, first I was mad because I was like, no,
Speaker 1: like the show isn't right because you know this butterfly
Speaker 1: effect and like this thing that happened and that thing happens.
Speaker 1: But then it had been a while since I had
Speaker 1: read the books, and I was like, actually U s
Speaker 1: and l and like um dink Lidge was on and
Speaker 1: it was like so cool and fun. And I started
Speaker 1: thinking about Game of Thrones again and I had like
Speaker 1: seen some episodes and then I started watching not this season,
Speaker 1: but the season before. Now I'm caught up on this season,
Speaker 1: and then I think I'm going to go back because
Speaker 1: I realized that every episode of Game of Thrones is
Speaker 1: a tiny Lord of the Rings. Wow, well you know what. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you know what stayed with me when you first
Speaker 1: started reading the books? And I was like, oh, like
Speaker 1: what's the appeal to you? And you were like for
Speaker 1: high fantasy worlds or just for any book that like
Speaker 1: builds a fully realized world where like everything in it
Speaker 1: is like self contained and true and like it just
Speaker 1: feels real. Like that's what, That's why you love reading? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's yeah, that applies to like Lord of the
Speaker 1: Rings in Harry Potter and like totally and that's why
Speaker 1: I felt that way about Harry Potter because I'm on
Speaker 1: a fourth grade reading level. Yeah. Still Roblow's biography, well
Speaker 1: it's up there. But also can I tell you something
Speaker 1: I have. I'm gonna quote Matt. Sorry before you go,
Speaker 1: this is this is a direct quote from Matt. I've
Speaker 1: only ever read nine books in my entire hell, in
Speaker 1: my entire I have in my whole hel I've only
Speaker 1: read like nine and it's like all the comedy lady memoirs. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: have you read Kathy Griffin's memoir? Not yet? Okay, that's
Speaker 1: my favorite. So there's a couple that I have not done.
Speaker 1: I have not read Kathy Griffins and I have not
Speaker 1: read Mindy Kaling. I've never read Ellen's, but I haven't.
Speaker 1: I haven't read Ellen's either. I don't really count Ellen.
Speaker 1: It was a comedian. I'm sorry, like after she she
Speaker 1: she did something shitty and now I don't like Ellen
Speaker 1: anymore because okay, hear me out girl she Do you
Speaker 1: remember Matthew Fox from Lost? Yes? Yeah, he played Jack
Speaker 1: on Lost, and he he was like a big television actor,
Speaker 1: you know, intermittently in the way that Terry Hatcher is
Speaker 1: like he'll be on a huge show and then disappear
Speaker 1: and are they dead and then they're they're they're back
Speaker 1: ten years later. Um, So that is Terry hatch That ter,
Speaker 1: Where is she now? Yeah? Um, god bless. So Matthew
Speaker 1: Fox post lost, there started to become rumors about him
Speaker 1: that I think the show and like ABC had ke
Speaker 1: under the under the bridge, I guess that he was
Speaker 1: abusive towards women. So he was arrested or like some
Speaker 1: faced something because a bus driver alleged that he punched
Speaker 1: her in her breast. And Dominic Monahan, who plays Charlie,
Speaker 1: was on Twitter and he might be a little Twitter crazy,
Speaker 1: but he responded to a tweet like do you still
Speaker 1: keep in touch with Matthew And he said no, he
Speaker 1: beats women. No thanks, So he flat out through that
Speaker 1: out there, and Matthew Fox got in trouble for doing this,
Speaker 1: So is Dory so Ellen. So Ellen has Matthew Fox
Speaker 1: on the show and he's and she's like, can you
Speaker 1: clear this up? Because we know you and we know
Speaker 1: this is not you, And I was just like, this
Speaker 1: is such bullshit. Ellen is officially like lost all her edge,
Speaker 1: like it's totally gone. She's just she's just there to
Speaker 1: like give people apology platforms and like dance around like Bieber.
Speaker 1: And honestly, I don't respect the whole Bieber thing. Like
Speaker 1: she perpetuates a lot of the reason why we still
Speaker 1: tolerate people like Justin Bieber and why do we so No,
Speaker 1: and I don't really see Ellen like doing that much
Speaker 1: outside this talk show, And it is actually like I
Speaker 1: just don't care anymo like her. I love Ellen like
Speaker 1: I loves Mesa Mellen, and I want like her line
Speaker 1: of like hoodies that have those like cute little animals
Speaker 1: on him. I really want that, um But I think
Speaker 1: that that is a wonderfully specific story. Yes, well, I
Speaker 1: know why you don't enjoy her. And and also Kanye,
Speaker 1: I'm tired of giving the giving the like, sure Kanye's
Speaker 1: music great, have him on to perform, I'm not. I
Speaker 1: don't want to hear him talk for ten minutes about
Speaker 1: how he's mozart. I don't care. That's interesting because that
Speaker 1: is unique to Ellen because Ober never really did that either. No,
Speaker 1: she didn't, and Ellen is not even in the same
Speaker 1: league as No. No, That's what I'm saying. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: like Ober never had that did that thing where it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: well come on my show and like talk to the world.
Speaker 1: It's just this thing where I don't feel like I
Speaker 1: have to love Ellen like Patrick Harrison anymore, just because
Speaker 1: they came out first. Like I understand now, but like
Speaker 1: I respect how hard it was. I respect the journey,
Speaker 1: but like it matters what you do, not what you did.
Speaker 1: Like I just I just like I don't know. I
Speaker 1: really hated the Matthew Fox thing. I had a bad
Speaker 1: taste in my mouth about it because I don't believe
Speaker 1: that he didn't do these things. You can't just make
Speaker 1: that show. Know, those things always start from something. I
Speaker 1: have a question, though, Um, out of the two of you,
Speaker 1: who is the Ellen and who is the Porsche. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm Porsche, You're Ellen. I am not Ellen. Why do
Speaker 1: you think that? Why do you think you're poor? Because
Speaker 1: I've I have documented struggles like Porsche. Oh, and Ellen
Speaker 1: doesn't have documented struggle. Porsche had eating disorders on ally
Speaker 1: mcbeel all, I've read something that all of those women had, Yes,
Speaker 1: and that was a memoir I wanted to read because
Speaker 1: to bring it all back, Porsche has a memoir. I
Speaker 1: forget what it's called. And Um, but Porsche didn't interview
Speaker 1: on on Oprah, which was one of the best Oprah
Speaker 1: interviews ever, and it was it was so emotional and
Speaker 1: Oprah says to ELPs Porsche, like they talked all about
Speaker 1: the eating disorder. Porsche is reading excerpts from the book
Speaker 1: and crying, and it's it's really really powerful, Like she
Speaker 1: wrote this book. She talked about the specifics of what
Speaker 1: it means to like Bee. It was really hard. So
Speaker 1: towards the end of it, Oprah mentions that she gets more.
Speaker 1: She had gotten more hate mail for appearing on the
Speaker 1: episode of Ellen where Ellen comes out because apparently she's
Speaker 1: on it as like the therapists. She said she got
Speaker 1: more hate mail for doing that episode of television than
Speaker 1: anything else she had ever done in her career. And
Speaker 1: Porsche just starts to cry, and she says, that really
Speaker 1: hurts me to hear that, and it's it's just it's
Speaker 1: just crazy. It's really sad to put them all on
Speaker 1: the same arena. But all I will say is I
Speaker 1: feel that I am Porsche. I'm Porsche. Bit that is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It's like I would want to be Ellen because I
Speaker 1: would want to be like the power bitch. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: the thing is we don't know behind the scenes. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be Ellen. I don't I don't want
Speaker 1: to be Ellen. You can be I want to be Ellen.
Speaker 1: I want to be like I want to be Ellen,
Speaker 1: and I want to pick where the house is Ellen,
Speaker 1: We're both Porsche. Okay, yeah, all right, honestly makes sense?
Speaker 1: It does? It does? It does? I think that that reads,
Speaker 1: And actually that makes me just think about like all
Speaker 1: the real power players in Hollywood, like, okay, but I
Speaker 1: wouldn't I wouldn't want to be any of them, Like
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to be Simon Cowell. That's yes, oh
Speaker 1: not in Hollywood, like in the music industry. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, all of a sudden, you said the words
Speaker 1: Matthew Fox and Simon cow you said the words okay,
Speaker 1: you said the words I want to pick where we live,
Speaker 1: And it took me back to to that time when
Speaker 1: my parents and I went to Los Angeles. So my
Speaker 1: the one time I've ever been to Los Angeles was
Speaker 1: not for like a career related thing at all. It
Speaker 1: was my parents and I went to do like a
Speaker 1: family vacation with my sister Chelsea, and we ended up
Speaker 1: doing like a Hollywood homes tour. And the reason I
Speaker 1: say that Simon cow was a power player in Hollywood
Speaker 1: is because he had by far the best House, the
Speaker 1: iron Man House, that like White House on a cliff,
Speaker 1: that's Simon. I mean, I'm not denying the fact that
Speaker 1: the guy is a Jillian, Yeah right, I'm just saying
Speaker 1: he's got he's got powers. Well, I think, like, what
Speaker 1: about like brand Jelina, Like, I think who is the
Speaker 1: power there? Though, because like I feeling, Angelina Jolie has
Speaker 1: like more star power than Brad Pitt. I think it's
Speaker 1: a bigger deal when Angelina Jolie does something than when
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt does. Yeah, and also freaking think about like
Speaker 1: the career trajectory of Angelina Jolie and now she's like
Speaker 1: directing movies like the Sony Leaks talking about her and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, um, sorry, you hate strong women. I
Speaker 1: could not believe those things. I will not I won't deny.
Speaker 1: I read every sn't I just heard about that story.
Speaker 1: Oh I read everyone I get my hands on. It
Speaker 1: was so rich. It was it was the wiki leaks
Speaker 1: of Hollywood, It really was, and it was crazy. Ones
Speaker 1: were great then was very fun. Um, but yeah, the
Speaker 1: Angelina stuff was really bad because they were really talking
Speaker 1: about her. That's so horror ball. Oh my god, wait,
Speaker 1: what did I just Oh my god, I just saw
Speaker 1: on Facebook and tell me if you guys saw this,
Speaker 1: um this interview with Princess die that like reserviced. I
Speaker 1: think one of our friends posted it. No, but it's
Speaker 1: it's I mean, like it's fascinating because she's kind of
Speaker 1: being very honest and like forthright about like how she
Speaker 1: doesn't think she'll be queen because the power like basically
Speaker 1: like the royal family like doesn't doesn't like her. And
Speaker 1: they said, like why and she says, because I do
Speaker 1: my own I do things my own way. And she says,
Speaker 1: why why do you think they don't like her? And basically,
Speaker 1: like I'm totally butchering what she says, but she says,
Speaker 1: it's it's been the same way with all powerful women
Speaker 1: and confident women. Know, she says, strong women, which is
Speaker 1: why she's so strong? How did she get that strong?
Speaker 1: What is she doing? What is she going to do?
Speaker 1: And it's fear and it's fear And I got chills
Speaker 1: just thinking about it. But I want to know what
Speaker 1: that real quote is because everybody should look up that.
Speaker 1: And since Diana was like the fucking I feel like
Speaker 1: I don't know that much about besides, you know, obviously
Speaker 1: the horrible thing that happened her because we were so
Speaker 1: young when I yeah, I remember where, but like just
Speaker 1: in interviews I think she did. It wasn't Barbara Walters.
Speaker 1: It was someone though. I watched like her last interview
Speaker 1: and she just gets real as funk about the divorce
Speaker 1: and about raising her like it's it's incredible, she's so smart.
Speaker 1: Long time too before someone tries to tell that story again,
Speaker 1: because they just made a horrible movie with Naomi Watts.
Speaker 1: She does look so much like she does, but I
Speaker 1: just it sucks, which is enough, Which is enough. You'll
Speaker 1: find that Naomi Watts looks like most blonde women. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like the plainest face study anymore culture that was the
Speaker 1: formative for you that you want to talk about before
Speaker 1: we move on? Um, I think, uh like the Madonna
Speaker 1: Immaculate collection. Really you really are guys like all the time,
Speaker 1: she's crazy, Oh my god, this poutine and like all caps.
Speaker 1: I was like, retweet, she's nuts. She thinks water is poison.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about, Jenie Stole Jenie Stroller showing
Speaker 1: me some tweets or she's like water water toxicity is real,
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh my god, my favorite to share
Speaker 1: Needles doing her snatch game the limeline. Really, you're gonna
Speaker 1: go to the limelight? Yeah? It wasn't even that accurate.
Speaker 1: It was just really funny. It was a good caricature. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she didn't she know? I think that was what's her face?
Speaker 1: Stacey and Matthews doing iconic Iconic. We just finished watching
Speaker 1: that season and it was like, such a weak season four,
Speaker 1: you think, no, no, no, not for three? Three was
Speaker 1: Week three was weak? Yeah, three was weak, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, I really like Alexis Matteo
Speaker 1: and then I was like, yeah, but when you stack
Speaker 1: her up with in any other season, like I remember you.
Speaker 1: Matt Rodgers had a whole frigging week where he was like,
Speaker 1: I'm well, I'm a Lissa Edwards always in Forever, i
Speaker 1: am a Lissa debatable, I'm Alissa. No, Lissa is my
Speaker 1: favorite queen and she has been since the beginning. How
Speaker 1: the fuck can you live in a world where you
Speaker 1: are Porsche and Lissa Ever at the same time, I'm ever.
Speaker 1: Matt is so angry. I talked to all of us
Speaker 1: because we all claim to be poor. I'm Porsche and
Speaker 1: I'm either Alaska or Katya. I think I know that
Speaker 1: I'm not Alyssa Edwards because I'm Trixie. You're not tri
Speaker 1: Trixie is Trixie is unreal because I feel like she
Speaker 1: kind of like, this is how I think that I'm
Speaker 1: similar in a Trixie. I think that, um, we peaked
Speaker 1: before our time and this is your Bob. You know why,
Speaker 1: because you're smart, your woke SuDS Bob. I think you
Speaker 1: guys think I'm Bob. I think I'm tricky because I
Speaker 1: think I'm a big pink mess. All right, am, I
Speaker 1: just just talking to Malta. Why Why does I have
Speaker 1: a question? Why does everyone universally agree that I'm Jasmine.
Speaker 1: I don't okay. That was like a joke last season
Speaker 1: when it was like she Henry my boyfriend says, says
Speaker 1: that I'm Jasmine masters. I don't agree with that. I
Speaker 1: don't even know who that is. I'm having trouble. She
Speaker 1: was she was like, I'm here, h g r here,
Speaker 1: I'm here a bit, she's season seven and then she
Speaker 1: was like and then she got kicked off. After the
Speaker 1: Shakespeare episode, she had no, You're not no, you're Alyssam.
Speaker 1: I I think I'm it always goes back to man,
Speaker 1: I think that you're Raven, and I think for Bowen
Speaker 1: to be any Asian queen is very first thought. So
Speaker 1: because Raven JUDI be a very close and I also
Speaker 1: feel that Rave that juju By and Bowen do share
Speaker 1: a lot of Oh my god, I love It's like
Speaker 1: when I said Bowen was the kid, she think to um,
Speaker 1: that's one of the best ones. But I mean, like
Speaker 1: I just I think when I think of drag queen,
Speaker 1: though I know that my personality doesn't embody Alyssa, but
Speaker 1: to me, Alyssa is the all Quinn queen because she
Speaker 1: is paget. She is comedy, but not like giving it
Speaker 1: to you exactly, but she's just funny herself. She's not
Speaker 1: given it to you clown, and she is ce rating
Speaker 1: femininity or day. And just today on my Instagram, I
Speaker 1: saw this picture of her in this like lime green
Speaker 1: fringe just like with the hand up here. Yes, I
Speaker 1: love tight and I was just like I watched clips
Speaker 1: of her first strength. I really do drag queens get
Speaker 1: me through the mother a fucking day. Why I listen
Speaker 1: to that walk when I need to do something big
Speaker 1: that day? Yeah, unless it was on fire Island this weekend.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get a picture with her, but she was, mom, Oh,
Speaker 1: can I tell you like ultimate woke Bay Victory, is
Speaker 1: that my lovely boyfriend? The other day she really came
Speaker 1: that one, except first she says okay, and then he
Speaker 1: heard it, and then he said, no, it's wrong, and
Speaker 1: then he said, oh my god. Watching he watches UM.
Speaker 1: He watches with Trixie, Trixie and Katia with me. He
Speaker 1: watches them, and he loves Trixie. And this season he
Speaker 1: only watches like clips that I shown it. UM. And
Speaker 1: this season he was really down for Acid Betty because
Speaker 1: I was too. I think Acid Betty's like a guy's queen,
Speaker 1: and honestly because they got it when they see it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's so over the top, because like you can
Speaker 1: see how dope it is. Like she's basically like the
Speaker 1: special effects makeup of Drag Night, Special Effect Hunts and
Speaker 1: e G. I, honey, it's real life. He woke, he woke?
Speaker 1: All right? Well, UM, I guess this episode is sort
Speaker 1: of loosely dedicated to a first half of sixteen, So
Speaker 1: we're in the second half. We're in age two. Um,
Speaker 1: six months have gone by six full months. Some people,
Speaker 1: you know what, mistakenly make this call June one or
Speaker 1: like all right, we're half with you. The bear's get
Speaker 1: a month, get a month left. June is like a
Speaker 1: big month to a lot happens. A lot happened in
Speaker 1: June this year. I have to say, I know we
Speaker 1: said we were going to make this about the first
Speaker 1: half of the year, but the first thing that my
Speaker 1: mind goes to is, I know the movie that like,
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think, like what movies I've come
Speaker 1: out the first half of the year, and like, all
Speaker 1: I can think about is should I haven't seen? And
Speaker 1: I don't want to go see Finding Dory. I saw
Speaker 1: it, it it was it was perfectly fine. I really want
Speaker 1: to go see it. You know what I really want
Speaker 1: to go see and I'm going home specifically to see
Speaker 1: it with my dad is Secret Life of Pets because
Speaker 1: my dad told me that when he saw The Secret
Speaker 1: Lives of at his trailer, he laughed so hard he
Speaker 1: cried and I said, I want to see that movie.
Speaker 1: But I wanted to see you see that movie because
Speaker 1: I call him and I think I was even talking
Speaker 1: about like the Lobster, and he goes, you know what,
Speaker 1: movie is going to be amazing. And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh what what? What secret life a pat? What was
Speaker 1: he even laughing at my dad's like sweet splies like
Speaker 1: animals that can talk or do things like I get
Speaker 1: my dad? Yeah, well nope, like funny bad isn't funny?
Speaker 1: He likes he loves monkeys, Like I gave him a monkey.
Speaker 1: It's a pet draw. I gave him a card with
Speaker 1: a monkey sticking its um finger in its nose, but
Speaker 1: it was clearly photoshop. And he opens the card for
Speaker 1: Father's Day and he laughed so hard that he cried
Speaker 1: and says, how did they get them to do that?
Speaker 1: And I didn't have the hard to tell him photoshop.
Speaker 1: Actually no I did. I screamed photo shop and then
Speaker 1: he crumbled into that. Also. I just just for the
Speaker 1: last like thirty seconds, I have not been at what's
Speaker 1: that thinking about? Like them pitching Homeward Bound? Okay, it's
Speaker 1: a pet trauma because Sally Field to voice the cat.
Speaker 1: There's a great scene at the end where they run
Speaker 1: and they scream Hope, Hope, and the Hope is the
Speaker 1: girl's name. I like this, but I'm wondering. I'm just
Speaker 1: brainstorming here about this pet drama. Um, is there also
Speaker 1: an opportunity for a spinoff? Or maybe there are babies
Speaker 1: talking Maybe Bruce willis as long as you as long
Speaker 1: as you're able to show babies or pets that people
Speaker 1: would want to fuck. But how would they get the
Speaker 1: babies to do that? I don't know. Well, let's scrap
Speaker 1: this idea and move on to the next Batman movie.
Speaker 1: And thinking about Kilmer, what has gone on? His face
Speaker 1: has gotten so much wider, Well, he's just gotten he's
Speaker 1: gained weights. I don't you know, Like I was just
Speaker 1: thinking about this like every time, like it's kind of
Speaker 1: it's really actually really freaking sent and it happens more
Speaker 1: with women. But like every time an older actress, not
Speaker 1: even older, but like an actress surfaces and they and
Speaker 1: people talk about, like I thought about Goldie Hunt. They
Speaker 1: were like, what happened to Goldie Hun? I'm like, she's
Speaker 1: her age, and she looks better than your grandmother. That's
Speaker 1: her age. She looks she would mop the floor. And
Speaker 1: also you know all of those women that and I
Speaker 1: don't want to name too many names, like all those
Speaker 1: women that they talk shit about about, like what happened
Speaker 1: to her? All those women can hold a marble in
Speaker 1: their pussy. I mean they are so pilates tight. It's true,
Speaker 1: like garbage when I'm that age looks great for her age.
Speaker 1: Hillary so she's like years older than Donald Trump, and
Speaker 1: Donald Trump looks like a sagging bag of flies. Hillary
Speaker 1: looks radiant as ever, does yoga every day, honestly making
Speaker 1: chills right out my spine to think about the whole thing,
Speaker 1: because I've got I've been getting so mad and now
Speaker 1: I'm not even I'm like fully unleashing on Facebook if
Speaker 1: I see someone posts some like Hillary as a murderer,
Speaker 1: she should be in prison bullshit, Like I just get
Speaker 1: some time to realize what your friends are crazy, and
Speaker 1: oh I love It's like, oh my god, wow, I've
Speaker 1: known you for six years and now I know you're dumb.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's just I mean, like people I used
Speaker 1: to respect and I'm like, yeah, you're fucking nuts. Do
Speaker 1: not respect And now I have to like negotiate that,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, it's just it's just like I don't know,
Speaker 1: we could talk about this all fucking day and night.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, it's we have two choices, people, That's it.
Speaker 1: I think that they're the same. For Garry Johnson, is
Speaker 1: that his name, No, that's the the the Apparently he's
Speaker 1: really funny. But that's like not president with my president.
Speaker 1: I want to president have that funny twitter. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: really have to figure out I really want us president
Speaker 1: for me. I'm trust president, so I'm different outfits and
Speaker 1: different laws. I'm a tour guide in New York City
Speaker 1: and I work on this bus that passes by the
Speaker 1: Trump Tower, and so I really have to figure out
Speaker 1: how to make jokes about it without a look. For
Speaker 1: a little while, I was just saying, like that dad
Speaker 1: that dragged his kids to New York was like I
Speaker 1: didn't like that gay boy talking about honestly, so not
Speaker 1: far from So it's in this goddamn city develop that
Speaker 1: they just want to go to a restaurant where they
Speaker 1: can throw their trash on the ground. That's all they
Speaker 1: really want. Where's the Texas Roadhouse has a roll of
Speaker 1: paper towels like on a rock? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 1: need that. By the way, my restaurant has that. There
Speaker 1: you go, Dad's tourist. Dad's flocked to Brooklyn, crab and rent.
Speaker 1: But what I'm trying. It's in Columbus, it's in Columbus Circle,
Speaker 1: the Trump's Hower, the Trump Ower, And so the joke
Speaker 1: I've been doing lately is like, oh, there's Christopher Columbus
Speaker 1: the statue. He's facing south. He actually thinks he's facing north.
Speaker 1: He's not good with direction, but you know he's actually
Speaker 1: facing away from the Trump Tower. So we can't see
Speaker 1: what happened to America. Okay, and he's the biggest that's school.
Speaker 1: It is pretty good, right, And now I've been saying,
Speaker 1: because I can feel the vibe lately is like not
Speaker 1: good around the joke like some people are like and
Speaker 1: they really like it, and other people will they roll
Speaker 1: their eyes. So lately I've been saying, oh, there's the
Speaker 1: statue of Christopher Columbus. He's facing away from the Trump's Hower,
Speaker 1: so we can't have an opinion on its pretty good, girl,
Speaker 1: you gotta get those tips that fat dad stick a
Speaker 1: dollar in your butt. And then and then we say, um,
Speaker 1: you know, Donald Trump, Yeah, stick it right in my butt.
Speaker 1: It's fat dad. Honestly, it sounds like something you'd really say,
Speaker 1: sticking right on my butt, fat dad. We have a
Speaker 1: few friends that probably really talked like that. I probably
Speaker 1: talked like that you talk. Oh, come on, the dad
Speaker 1: wouldn't be fat. The dad wouldn't be fat. It depends.
Speaker 1: I could go for how much money are they offering
Speaker 1: me to get for them to smell my feet? I
Speaker 1: played this game with a guy one time who just
Speaker 1: was like how much? And I was like, no way,
Speaker 1: but let me just let me just see yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: And so I threw out a number. What was the
Speaker 1: number throughout? I said seven hundred and he goes, that's good,
Speaker 1: that's like almost rent. That's exactly I was thinking in
Speaker 1: terms of like he was willing to pay it, and
Speaker 1: then he goes too high, five hundred, and I was
Speaker 1: like no, no, bye, And then that was like my
Speaker 1: I was gonna say no, no matter what. But I
Speaker 1: was like, nope, you guys remember that scene and cash
Speaker 1: me if you can, where Leonard Dicaprioling meets a girl
Speaker 1: that he doesn't know it was a prostitute and she
Speaker 1: like breaks them upstairs and she's like how much would
Speaker 1: you pat? Is it? Adam is the one that he
Speaker 1: ends up with. She's the cute nurse. Were great movie.
Speaker 1: I feel like they've seen that so many times. I've
Speaker 1: always sen it once, but I remember it being I've
Speaker 1: never love it would really like very good. Okay, there
Speaker 1: was such a good I have to shout out this
Speaker 1: above average article that somebody I don't know who wrote it,
Speaker 1: but this was so a Chamberlain okay, like added to
Speaker 1: the list of brilliant things he's fucking done. So like
Speaker 1: it was apparently Calvin Harris instagram the photo of him
Speaker 1: on like a boat with all these like women, like
Speaker 1: all these like hot women, and the article was Leonardo
Speaker 1: DiCaprio to Calvin Harris, good hustle, But you can fit
Speaker 1: more pussy on that boat. Good hustle. It also kind
Speaker 1: of sounds like Joanna Bradley though, oh yeah, I want
Speaker 1: to live the lifestyle with their like a lot of
Speaker 1: beautiful women around me too, but like it's not sexual
Speaker 1: like Taylor Swet. Yeah, but even then like her fourth
Speaker 1: of July picks this weekend, We're horrid because it was
Speaker 1: all these white blonde girls and then us A Dube
Speaker 1: is like the token, and I was, like, Dubo is
Speaker 1: in the squad. It's so freaking she's just sitting out
Speaker 1: blank texts. Was that the Tailor Si concert that we
Speaker 1: went came out she walked the Runway to Style. It
Speaker 1: was fun, but it was like, wait a dubo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I kind of love a celeb bus like
Speaker 1: bring them all, bring them all. It was bring Porscha
Speaker 1: Brovers like and now Madeline alright, And I was like,
Speaker 1: you got the longest blank Meg And I was just like,
Speaker 1: who was going to come out next? Nicole Kidman? I
Speaker 1: think really came out my Nicole Kidman. Probably don't come
Speaker 1: out Sandra fucking Bullock. I mean, if you had the
Speaker 1: power to summon, you would use that power all time.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you I watched Ms Congeniality on a
Speaker 1: plane recently and up it absolutely does not hold up,
Speaker 1: but her performance does. And then the whole thing you
Speaker 1: told me, like the whole thing with Benjamin Bratty. It's
Speaker 1: just like Michael Caine, I'm not gay. I am gay
Speaker 1: because British what I am? It's my whole character game.
Speaker 1: Mr d Island, whoever played mrd Island is great? Why
Speaker 1: didn't she do anything else? Yeah? She wasn I love
Speaker 1: that like trajectory of like in like the early hots,
Speaker 1: like before we became like I'm going to say it
Speaker 1: again woke. But I love this word um where it
Speaker 1: was like, first of all, like there were no gay people,
Speaker 1: and then there was like the Fashion Magazine movie, and
Speaker 1: then it was like oh the gay comedic relief, and
Speaker 1: then like everything And now I feel like you have
Speaker 1: to be really smart about you're talking gay. Oh yeah
Speaker 1: because people. But yeah, yeah, well now that I feel
Speaker 1: just happened like the last four years. People don't realize
Speaker 1: how recently we've become okay with gay people. Like. Also,
Speaker 1: I just want to say, the best line reading in
Speaker 1: all of Miss Congeniality is the girl who plays Miss
Speaker 1: Rhode Island. They're talking about why she can't do a
Speaker 1: baton trilling dance with Fire, and she goes, my parents
Speaker 1: really don't like anything ostentatious, and they really don't like five.
Speaker 1: Candice Bergen is great. That too, genius. I want both
Speaker 1: of them more things. I'm always down for Billy Candice Bergen.
Speaker 1: You just don't realize how good she is until you
Speaker 1: until you like become woke. Yeah, you gotta be Candy
Speaker 1: burg woke, like Christine Baranski level of Like I just
Speaker 1: always like you mean Christie Brinkley. Yeah, Sudi. One time
Speaker 1: I was like talking about Christine Baranski and she was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why Christie Brinkley is so good. Likely we were
Speaker 1: talking about like The Grinch, and I didn't I say
Speaker 1: Christie brink I was like, what what what? What can
Speaker 1: we talk about The Grunch Taylor Momson that was also
Speaker 1: a formative movie in my culture. I think Jim Carrey
Speaker 1: is amazing, but what will I want? That movie is
Speaker 1: line for line, just like line for line amazing. It's
Speaker 1: like every single little freaking thing to bract me. Pressle Stark, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really good. It's so good. Robin Williams Lovell and
Speaker 1: you mentioned Robin Williams lovel so we can't forget where
Speaker 1: you Chris Most written by Mariah Carry because Marie Carry
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want this to compete with my
Speaker 1: other Christmas money. Can we talk about how faith Hill
Speaker 1: is the Terry Hatcher of country music and gone you
Speaker 1: know iconic haircut and Martine had it too, they both
Speaker 1: had that haircut. But if Terry, if she really is
Speaker 1: the Terry Hatcher of country, then that means she'll she'll, she'll,
Speaker 1: she's due for a return, I come back, or she's
Speaker 1: already had it. There was a time where faith Hill
Speaker 1: was like the one yeah, a mom is her husband's name.
Speaker 1: I hate white people, and remember it's country, they're loud.
Speaker 1: Taylor's first single was called Timer you think Tim McGrath,
Speaker 1: I don't know that the rest of the words. I
Speaker 1: remember the first Taylor Swift video I saw and she
Speaker 1: was like when she had that really curly hair and
Speaker 1: she was like in her princess face. Rememb like thinking
Speaker 1: in my head, like, oh my god, it's the next
Speaker 1: jo jo. It's the next jo. Finally the market has
Speaker 1: provided with me with the jugo shaped hole in my heart,
Speaker 1: it's the next jojo. Like ten years ago, my dad
Speaker 1: was We were sitting in the back and my dad
Speaker 1: watched watch a CMT because he likes country music, and
Speaker 1: we were talking about who we thought would last, like
Speaker 1: in like ten years, and I was like, yeah, here's
Speaker 1: the people in music that are young and I think
Speaker 1: are gonna last. And I look listed some people and
Speaker 1: then he was like, what do you think about Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1: I was like, no, she'll be around two more years
Speaker 1: and then she'll be a songwriter for rest of her career.
Speaker 1: She can't sing, and what's go and there's nothing going on?
Speaker 1: And now it's she's the Empire. I mean, you're not wrong.
Speaker 1: Now she's Darth Vader. We all know she is. She's
Speaker 1: the one. I'm so scared of her. Actually, yeah, there's
Speaker 1: there's some doct Trump winning the presidency and Taylor because
Speaker 1: it all exists in the same world if you really
Speaker 1: think about it. Oh yeah. So for Matt is that
Speaker 1: this Princess Diana thing of you seeing a woman in
Speaker 1: powering You're thinking, who is she? How did she get?
Speaker 1: Because I'm fully I'm fully behind everyone else. There's nothing
Speaker 1: more I want than for Demi Lovato to be Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift's at There's nothing more than Demi Levado once either. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, it's it's it's too bad. When Demi was
Speaker 1: on sn L, she freaking slight so hard she sketches.
Speaker 1: She was like an alien. Oh yeah, John, she was
Speaker 1: so wonderful. She's so adorable. I am um, I like,
Speaker 1: but you know what, I think that because maybe this
Speaker 1: is like sort of my fantasy of my future. But
Speaker 1: like I am pro any hot bitch in charge. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, like everybody when they're that famous, like I
Speaker 1: feel like Beyonce, like all these like these stories that
Speaker 1: come out of Taylor Swift or whatever, or like this
Speaker 1: like subversive power that maybe she has, like Beyonce has
Speaker 1: that and more, but like we just decided that we
Speaker 1: like Beyonce, like she's better at hiding it or like
Speaker 1: she owns it more or whatever. But like any I
Speaker 1: think that anybody that that that is that powerful, that prolific,
Speaker 1: they are it's hard to be normal. And like what
Speaker 1: we think of in society is like nice when you're
Speaker 1: that huge, when you're not huge, and so it's like
Speaker 1: anybody who you find who isn't is that famous, and
Speaker 1: they're like, oh my god, they're so nice. They're working
Speaker 1: so so so hard to keep to make that their
Speaker 1: image because it can't be true. It can be true.
Speaker 1: The stakes are too high because you have to make
Speaker 1: tough decisions. I mean, I don't even think about it
Speaker 1: in terms of like women and men. I just think
Speaker 1: about in celebrities in general, like I mean, look at
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson like that, like but that's like such a
Speaker 1: singular like crazy. Well, I mean, to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: like think about the people that have gotten to that level,
Speaker 1: like you, you're Michael Jackson and your Britney Spears. Britney
Speaker 1: Spears was was fully nuts and you know, Mariah, she's
Speaker 1: never coming back. Well, I just think fame makes people cuckoo.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so hard. And you also, you know,
Speaker 1: when you're famous, you get a lot of people around you,
Speaker 1: especially if you grew up in the business, which is
Speaker 1: super hard because then you don't know anything else. We
Speaker 1: had a lot of people around you that want to
Speaker 1: take advantage of you, and it makes you go it
Speaker 1: makes you go cockl. Yeah, that's kind of what Beyonce
Speaker 1: was preyed to, like just her entire life. I guess like, yeah,
Speaker 1: well I guess she keeps her shut so unlock, Like
Speaker 1: you don't know if she's nuts or not. But what
Speaker 1: what the thing about Beyonce? Like who cares? I know,
Speaker 1: like who cares about their personalities too? It's like I
Speaker 1: really like I've never, like except for people of course
Speaker 1: that like like actually commit crimes. I've never like like
Speaker 1: heard like a bad gossip story about somebody and then
Speaker 1: thought like, oh, I'm not going to listen to that
Speaker 1: music or like see that movie unless it's like a heinous,
Speaker 1: moralistic thing. But the ones who do have good personalities
Speaker 1: I like even more like share like shares. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean obviously it helps. Yeah, it helps to like them more. Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, you had such an amazing experience with Ariana,
Speaker 1: you did, and that makes me even more. I just
Speaker 1: freaking love that chick. And then her music is amazing
Speaker 1: and I love a new album. I'm sorry, I listened
Speaker 1: Into You last night at like three in the morning.
Speaker 1: I listened Into You. That is a song that won't
Speaker 1: stop for me, and that whole album. I'll just listen
Speaker 1: to a new song and then just be like, this
Speaker 1: is now my song, greedy um No. At Fire Island,
Speaker 1: they were blasting this uh just songs all night at
Speaker 1: this place called SIF Control, and then it was like
Speaker 1: good music. But then they played Into You a remix
Speaker 1: of it, and I fully felt myself. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, and I just like I was singing to it,
Speaker 1: lip sinking to it. Just felt like it was in
Speaker 1: the fucking video. I was God's Birthday. They played Into You,
Speaker 1: and I mean, but I learned the definitions of the
Speaker 1: definition of living my goddamn life to Ariana Into You,
Speaker 1: And then she screamed in the middle of a song,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, the middle of us, it's the
Speaker 1: middle of the sound. Even like a course, and so
Speaker 1: he just goes just like I was screaming, Arianna, you
Speaker 1: give me life, and then they and then they went
Speaker 1: into be all right, and I just I just about
Speaker 1: bottomed now, I mean I was that it was from this,
Speaker 1: from from this side of the table. Underrate what I said.
Speaker 1: She got bottomed out from from this side of the table.
Speaker 1: I'm appropriating. Please, do you're allowed? Honey, it's not ours.
Speaker 1: It doesn't belong to us. Like RuPaul says, you know,
Speaker 1: people keep taking from us, and we'll just keep giving you, Mama,
Speaker 1: We'll keep coming up with new things. That's true. Um,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Sometimes I feel like no one else
Speaker 1: is like is into Sometimes that that song her song.
Speaker 1: Sometimes as I am I think it which I didn't
Speaker 1: even think, I mean is, And times I don't even
Speaker 1: think of let go. Can I tell you what happens
Speaker 1: to me with these albums. Sometimes I'll listen to one
Speaker 1: song and I love it so much, and I'll listen
Speaker 1: to that song over and over and over and over again,
Speaker 1: and then before I know it, I'm so stuck on
Speaker 1: that song I haven't even listened to the rest of
Speaker 1: the album, to the point where I don't even want
Speaker 1: to what is that with my Everything? I mean, not
Speaker 1: my everything, Dangerous Woman, Dangerous Woman. I feel like I
Speaker 1: haven't listened to the rest of the album because I'm
Speaker 1: just Dangerous Woman. I know I've listened to Dangerous Woman.
Speaker 1: I've listened to be all Right, I've listened to Into You.
Speaker 1: What is your number one? Into You? Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it's amazing. I think when they played that song
Speaker 1: in Soul Cycle, I'm like, like that they played into
Speaker 1: You as like the climb song and the cycle my
Speaker 1: first soul cycle, and I was like, I'm hood, I
Speaker 1: really do want to try Soul Cycle. It's good. I
Speaker 1: need to find something that that makes me want to
Speaker 1: work out good. But the other day I went, like
Speaker 1: I usually go at like eight am morning spin is
Speaker 1: intense because and most to go to work. So I
Speaker 1: go I think, okay, I'll wake up really because I
Speaker 1: should do and um, or I'll go at like the
Speaker 1: noon class or whatever. And then I went to the
Speaker 1: seventh thirty class and Williamsburg, Yeah, the seven thirty PM class,
Speaker 1: and it was like, um, like the PR marketing crowd
Speaker 1: had just gone out, and it was all these like
Speaker 1: super thin girls like right out of college, all in
Speaker 1: pink sports bras with their high ponies, and they heard
Speaker 1: and it was like so much energy, and like people
Speaker 1: were seeing people that they knew and they were like
Speaker 1: doing that thing like that you do in colletra and
Speaker 1: You're like and then it was like so much energy,
Speaker 1: and I was like visibly flustered by like I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is everything I hate. This is everything I hate.
Speaker 1: And then he hear this girl like into my ear goes, Hi, Stephanie,
Speaker 1: so nice to meet you all, And I, oh, my god,
Speaker 1: do you usually ride with Ariel? I'm never taking the
Speaker 1: class in the area. Really you should our friend Damon Mazzoni,
Speaker 1: his boyfriend, Ariel Padilla. Here's a little plug for him
Speaker 1: take his class. That's like, I know he does an
Speaker 1: Ariana versus the weekend class. Oh my god. I think
Speaker 1: he does a lot of Beyonce rides too, if I'm
Speaker 1: not missing a lot of rides. The day that I went,
Speaker 1: then we went to the Beyonce concert. I went to
Speaker 1: soule cycle that morning. I am the instructor, gone to
Speaker 1: Beyonce the night before, so she only played Beyonce perfect.
Speaker 1: Amanda just recently took a class with Ariel and she
Speaker 1: dropped the name of a celebrity who apparently only takes
Speaker 1: class with Ariel and I'm gonna mouth to you guys
Speaker 1: over the mic. Okay, good, that's huge, huge, And she
Speaker 1: said she's gorgeous. Of course, of course that described is
Speaker 1: everyone famous. I remember I saw oh damn Emma Stone,
Speaker 1: like when I was in there, she was like walking out.
Speaker 1: Every time I've seen the celebrity on the street, it's
Speaker 1: not because I saw a celebrity, it's because I think,
Speaker 1: who is that strikingly beautiful person with that amazing outfit on?
Speaker 1: And it was Emma Stone and she just like freaking
Speaker 1: looked like Grace Kelly And it was when she was blonde. God. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then my first year in y U, I would
Speaker 1: see Marissa Tomay a lot because I think her apartment
Speaker 1: was around my dorm and Marissa Tomay both times I
Speaker 1: saw her. The first time, I was like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: a cute coat. Oh fuck, it's Marsa Tomay. And then
Speaker 1: the second time I was like, whose boots are those?
Speaker 1: Those are good boots, and it was freaking Marissa Tomat
Speaker 1: The celebrities are just better dressed. And that's not true though,
Speaker 1: because I saw Natalie Portman and the CVS and Union
Speaker 1: Square and she was sweats what I'm saying, like they
Speaker 1: don't not all of them leave the house. Like I
Speaker 1: went to the Dwayne read by Tish and it was
Speaker 1: very late at night, and I think I was like
Speaker 1: getting like garbage food or whatever. I mean, it was
Speaker 1: like eleven or something. And I see this guy come in,
Speaker 1: tiny or guy with like a huge like orange Parker
Speaker 1: cock huge cock out, this big orange Parker that was
Speaker 1: zipped up almost like up to his nose and then
Speaker 1: only like a little glasses. And it was Spike Lee.
Speaker 1: And he walks in and he just doesn't even look around,
Speaker 1: just like shouts to the cash cashier, do you have
Speaker 1: three ring binders? Oh my god? He's just like aisle
Speaker 1: four or whatever. And it just comes in and I
Speaker 1: just was like looking around to be like did they
Speaker 1: really know that Spike Lee? But I didn't want to
Speaker 1: call him out, but like a mcdona mcdonne, have you
Speaker 1: told you guys this freshman year we were at some
Speaker 1: stupid party. Think it was like three of us were
Speaker 1: at the same party this night. But then I leave
Speaker 1: and go to the fourteenth Street McDonald's on six and fourteen,
Speaker 1: and it's three in the morning and waiting in line,
Speaker 1: and the person in front of me is trying to
Speaker 1: buy is screaming at the McDonald's cashier and because there's
Speaker 1: a homeless man begging for food, and he go give
Speaker 1: him something. I'll buy him something, just give him just
Speaker 1: like here, A'll order three cheeseburgers for this man. And
Speaker 1: then I turn and then he turns around and looks
Speaker 1: at me. It's a Orlando Bloom and he goes, see,
Speaker 1: these people are horrible. They won't even give this man
Speaker 1: three cheeseburgers. Why do they do that? And I go, um,
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know. And I was just very
Speaker 1: and no one was in that comment to you. We'll
Speaker 1: go cele so drunkiest drunk dude screaming and the McDonald's
Speaker 1: telling them to do something that they're not supposed to do.
Speaker 1: That's my movies are magic because they take regular people
Speaker 1: and they make them important. Have you ever seen you
Speaker 1: ever seen some one that you really were trying to
Speaker 1: do it was a celebrity and you just like kind
Speaker 1: of followed them around, like Orlando Bloom. Yeah, but that
Speaker 1: hot in person. He was like, yeah, he was very
Speaker 1: good looking. Oh let me tell you. I mean my
Speaker 1: number one crushes Jonathan Groff, and I saw him one
Speaker 1: time on the street and literally I saw him coming
Speaker 1: down the block and he's with a couple of friends,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, oh god, oh god.
Speaker 1: I knew it was him coming down the street and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, no, no, no no, And
Speaker 1: I was just like and then he walked past me,
Speaker 1: and I just like turned and watched him go all
Speaker 1: the way down the block. I was I must have
Speaker 1: taken me ten minutes out of my day. I was like,
Speaker 1: it's Jonathan. I have to I just am so in
Speaker 1: love with him. What is it about him? Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think like I just I don't know,
Speaker 1: you know when you just know, I just know. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's so dreamy, he's a cutie, he's autie. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think anyone else I've seen. Oh. I
Speaker 1: saw James Franco one time outside of m y U,
Speaker 1: and it was that thing of my dream. I was
Speaker 1: so in love with him and wearing I mean, I
Speaker 1: still am, but that was like the height of my obsession.
Speaker 1: Have you seen him his body in the new movie
Speaker 1: that he's in with Brian Krans Then, holy sh it,
Speaker 1: he looks amazing. Do him Brian Cranston make out? No,
Speaker 1: but it's like it's like a father it's like a
Speaker 1: father and son in law thing. I think, But you
Speaker 1: know what movie I really want to see? Am I
Speaker 1: basic for wanting to see this Bad Moms? No? If
Speaker 1: we didn't write that, I think it looks so I
Speaker 1: think it looks great, and I'm like, and it looks great,
Speaker 1: and I like, I literally can't believe we didn't write that.
Speaker 1: I stand for christ applicate time. That woman has amazing timinga.
Speaker 1: She's amazing. She's amazing, and I feel like she has
Speaker 1: been like talking about somebody who's like always been around
Speaker 1: and like low key is like a very successful and
Speaker 1: has made a lot of movies and people don't talk
Speaker 1: about enough, and she is that go to Like I
Speaker 1: feel like when you have a movie like that, people
Speaker 1: are like, who can carry this role and we'll nail it?
Speaker 1: And it's also a star. And Christina Applegate from the
Speaker 1: Sweetest Thing, The Sweetest also doesn't hold up though, but
Speaker 1: it was one of my favorite, Like I just remember
Speaker 1: her from like Anchorman and I was like, oh, so
Speaker 1: so good an anchorman and then so under used in
Speaker 1: the sequel to Yeah, but the sequel was bad. It
Speaker 1: was like we had the money to do this, and
Speaker 1: like we got the team together for for a fucking
Speaker 1: week and so we did it. But I mean, I
Speaker 1: love Christina Applegate and also down from Mila Cooness super
Speaker 1: also super down for Kristin Bell. I'm down for all
Speaker 1: you're just naming. I'm just saying I'm down for the mom.
Speaker 1: I'm also down for Catherine Hahn always down steps one
Speaker 1: of my favorite movies of all time. Also, it's so
Speaker 1: underrated and steals that movie. Oh, she absolutely does from
Speaker 1: the moment they do the talking and being inside of
Speaker 1: her and I go, but it's just your beard, or
Speaker 1: she goes, she's just your hair. Have you guys ever
Speaker 1: seen Revolutionary Road. She's in it like a dramatic supporting
Speaker 1: role and like nails, she's like an incredible dramatic Actually,
Speaker 1: she's amazing. Transparent, she's so good. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: I've gotten to the point where she comes in and
Speaker 1: Transparent she's in the first season. She she's amazing. All right,
Speaker 1: let's move on to I don't think so honey, Oh okay, okay,
Speaker 1: here has it been that long already? And it's very
Speaker 1: hot in here. I just want that to be now
Speaker 1: that I have to sit on the edge of my
Speaker 1: seat because otherwise my thighs are just gonna melt into
Speaker 1: this lovely leather chair alright, and it's cream leather, so alright,
Speaker 1: So I don't think so honey far listeners at home,
Speaker 1: is we get to rail again. Something that's happening this week,
Speaker 1: something lighthearted and um really go for it for one
Speaker 1: full minute, and we have to use the phrase I
Speaker 1: don't think, so honey as much as possible. So one
Speaker 1: of us will do this first to show Sudi how
Speaker 1: it's done. So I don't have one on off the coffin.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do the thing where I make
Speaker 1: it up as you hit the boton. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do the thing where you make it up as
Speaker 1: you hit the button, all right, okay, okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, so yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just
Speaker 1: not I'm not I'm not choosing to be mad at
Speaker 1: pop culture things this week. There's other ship that I'm
Speaker 1: mad about. That's I guess the way I feel about it. Um,
Speaker 1: but this is aheart it's a lighthearted show. Let's do
Speaker 1: it alright, Ready, bitch, I don't think so, honey, with
Speaker 1: bone Yang ready and yeah, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: People who blast their music from the other side of
Speaker 1: the fence when you're staying in the pines and Fire
Speaker 1: Island and it's basic ask top forty ship mixed like
Speaker 1: with peppered in like Rogers and Hammerstein. Not that I
Speaker 1: mind either of those, but like we were trying to
Speaker 1: blast like some nice culture tunes, the New the New
Speaker 1: Blood Orange, the New mit Ski and you know, these
Speaker 1: these these good artists that are queer adjacent and really
Speaker 1: nice and deep to listen to. And just like we're
Speaker 1: feeling that vibe, and we're vibing in the house, we're relaxing,
Speaker 1: we're all like just you know, on different substances, just
Speaker 1: sort of you know, luxuriating. And meanwhile I'm hearing Brittney
Speaker 1: Spears blasting from the other house and it's just it's
Speaker 1: it's an assault after a certain point. And these people
Speaker 1: were very unfriendly. They invited us to come over to
Speaker 1: their house for a party, and then we are swiftly
Speaker 1: went and took them up on that the next night,
Speaker 1: and then they said, please go away. Who are you?
Speaker 1: We don't remember talking to you. So I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey, mean days on Fire Island in the Pines,
Speaker 1: and that's one minute, and that's one minute. Okay, you know, um,
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. Great, here we go. I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey, that last I don't think so okay,
Speaker 1: that was bullshit. Who the fuck is mits gee? If
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. The cultural elite, the gay
Speaker 1: cultural elite that come in with this new music that
Speaker 1: isn't music, I don't know. It just sounds like synth
Speaker 1: to me. Fuck you. If I would listen to Britney Spears,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it when my nys are huh. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna listen to her all the DODA day. And I
Speaker 1: don't need all you young queers coming in here, who
Speaker 1: don't know your history, who don't know what happened at
Speaker 1: stone Wall, who don't understand. I was on the front lines.
Speaker 1: It was me, RuPaul and Harvey Milk and we were
Speaker 1: all there and we were listening to Britney Spears in
Speaker 1: front of stone Wall. And for you to come in
Speaker 1: here with your fucking speedos and your attitude and your
Speaker 1: grinder and your hook up apps and your culture is disgusting.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. And you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take it realed down because I have five more seconds.
Speaker 1: And I would say, I don't think so much. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that was you were conflating a lot of things.
Speaker 1: And that Matt Rogers, you do not come after me
Speaker 1: and I don't think so, honey, bitch. So I guess
Speaker 1: it's your turn. I could come after you morning, do
Speaker 1: DA day, night, you stop it with the DODA days.
Speaker 1: You don't tell you don't police me? She served chet
Speaker 1: bank bank realness day. Also, can I tell you one thing.
Speaker 1: I don't like those who police others in any way. Also,
Speaker 1: and this is just one thing I want to say
Speaker 1: before study goes. I understand like we're all very We're
Speaker 1: all feeling a lot of feelings. Don't tell people how
Speaker 1: to use their facebooks. Don't don't get on Facebook and
Speaker 1: say how come it's business as usual for you, Like
Speaker 1: people are going to go through this in their own way.
Speaker 1: People are going through everything in their own way. Just
Speaker 1: shut the funk up. If you're you're using your energy
Speaker 1: telling people, how to grieve, how do like feel the
Speaker 1: loss of like, even if it's a celebrity, what a
Speaker 1: celebrity dies? Don't fucking shade people for posting a picture
Speaker 1: of them. Fuck you, you're dumb. So that was that.
Speaker 1: That was That was a real ass. But Matt, would
Speaker 1: you say you're policing the police? ER's yeah, well I
Speaker 1: feel fine about that. Okay, goddamn podcast, it's my podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say I don't need like you guys
Speaker 1: like like telling me like I'm telling you like, I'm
Speaker 1: saying it. Not you, guys. I'm just saying, who made
Speaker 1: you the authority on what's okay to post on Facebook?
Speaker 1: You fucking unfollow people? Then I do? Oh my god, wait, okay,
Speaker 1: this just this just made me think that maybe I
Speaker 1: should change my I don't think so, honey, Right, get
Speaker 1: as real as you want now, I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: Dudes with lame ass puns on their Twitter, lots of
Speaker 1: fucking retweets and faiths because basic comedians with your fucking
Speaker 1: let me tell you the observation beside a pun behind
Speaker 1: a pun? Okay, oh, some words sound like other words.
Speaker 1: The only punts I like are the ones that sam
Speaker 1: rees posts because she's my friend. Okay, all you lame
Speaker 1: ass fucking pun tweeters and all you'll lame ass fucking
Speaker 1: punt tweeters are retweeting everybody else's, so you're just feeding
Speaker 1: the basic nous. Read a fucking book, read a news article,
Speaker 1: or think of a fucking original thought. And it makes
Speaker 1: me fucking piste off. It makes me so mad when
Speaker 1: they see it on Twitter, and it makes me just go, oh,
Speaker 1: so I unfollow, and I've unfollowed a lot recently. And
Speaker 1: if I don't follow you, then you gotta look up,
Speaker 1: if you gotta lay mass pun tweet because it makes
Speaker 1: me mad. It's basic nous, it's lazy, and I un
Speaker 1: follow you because it makes me rage. Sammies shout out,
Speaker 1: and I don't also caveat to that. I don't like
Speaker 1: an iron pun. I don't like it either, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm making a dad joke and I know it's bad,
Speaker 1: like get out with a why post. I think a
Speaker 1: bad ship all the time, but I don't think it's
Speaker 1: funny because it's bad. Get out. I mean, I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not good. I hate, I hate, I hate. Now
Speaker 1: you know it's like a spiteful thing because everyone knows
Speaker 1: they hate the puns. They don't. They don't because first
Speaker 1: of all, a lot of people don't recognize it as
Speaker 1: a pun. I feel like they think of it. It's
Speaker 1: just like some like clever dy dumb and like there
Speaker 1: are certain people with a lot of followers they're we're
Speaker 1: talking about. There's a couple I wanted. I almost want
Speaker 1: you to name names, but I think not because I
Speaker 1: just don't followed. Because that's it, because I'm not going
Speaker 1: to call im not going to call specific people. I'm
Speaker 1: going to call out the trend and I just don't
Speaker 1: follow you're already doing. I say no, thanks to that,
Speaker 1: and then I follow another jazzebel writer because they are
Speaker 1: doing the good they're doing the good work. I just
Speaker 1: bought Lyndy Westbrook Shrill for two fifty outside on my
Speaker 1: way in here, and I'm so excited to buy for
Speaker 1: two fifty, But then I thought it just came out.
Speaker 1: Why is it on sale? And that's a microaggression. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I hope Joanna Rothkop writes a book soon. Oh she
Speaker 1: would be dope. They're all dope, they're all great. Um,
Speaker 1: all right, let's move on to Culture of the week.
Speaker 1: This is our culture of the week. This is where
Speaker 1: we um take something that we feel like is doing
Speaker 1: it right. Um. And actually, you know, I have a
Speaker 1: lot of news. Okay, so why don't you why don't
Speaker 1: you start this one out? So the culture of the
Speaker 1: week this week goes to Frozen. Ever after the new
Speaker 1: flume ride that opened that Epcot in Walt Disney World,
Speaker 1: it replaced the Maelstrom attraction that used to stand in
Speaker 1: the Norway Pavilion. Now, Norway as a country as a
Speaker 1: nation is upset because they feel like they got a
Speaker 1: little duped by Disney. Um, because here was a pavilion
Speaker 1: that celebrated Norway. That's what we were there. We were celebrated,
Speaker 1: you know, the culture that really was Scandinavian Scandinavian and
Speaker 1: also did a lot for tourism. And they say that
Speaker 1: because they've replaced it with Frozen, that kind of takes
Speaker 1: it away from them. But you know, it was up
Speaker 1: to the government of Norway to pay to keep it
Speaker 1: for what it was, because Disney approached them and said, okay,
Speaker 1: so you can either put a lot more money into
Speaker 1: this or we're going to make it a frozen thing.
Speaker 1: And the Norway government was like, nah, no thanks, because
Speaker 1: the Norway government was like, We're going to spend that
Speaker 1: on healthcare for our people, not riding in another country.
Speaker 1: So what I say is UM down with Norway. Fuck them,
Speaker 1: because what's what's important is Frozen. And this new attraction
Speaker 1: has Elsa singing let it go, and you take a
Speaker 1: boat ride past her and she sends you backwards in
Speaker 1: the ride and you slide down into the Frozen world
Speaker 1: and it's amazing to see recreation. And I don't what
Speaker 1: I feel like what's in Hoarden in our world is
Speaker 1: that everyone learns about Frozen and not that people learn
Speaker 1: about Norway's culture. So the culture of the Week goes
Speaker 1: to Disney for really prioritizing what's important, really maintaining the
Speaker 1: World Showcase aspect of Epcot and keeping it tight because
Speaker 1: the countries are Mexico, United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Italy,
Speaker 1: Morocco and Frozen China. Don't forget China and Japan. Oh
Speaker 1: what China and Japan, I'm not familiar. Um wow, that's
Speaker 1: your culture of the week. My culture of the week
Speaker 1: has got to be Um the snow White in the
Speaker 1: Seven Dwarves ride in the Magic Kingdom. Um, just you
Speaker 1: know it's it's the perfect ride for anyone who's too
Speaker 1: afraid to get on Big Thunder Mountain. Perfect ride for
Speaker 1: someone who wants the atmosphere of Big Thunder Mountain without
Speaker 1: the gravitational perturb you know, perturbation speak on the animatronics.
Speaker 1: The animatronics. Wow, So you are the conceit of this right?
Speaker 1: Is that you're in a mine, card in the mine
Speaker 1: that the seven dwarves are working in, and so um,
Speaker 1: as you ride through the mine, you see you travel
Speaker 1: through this world. It's so do you feel like they're real?
Speaker 1: I feel like they're real. Oh, you go into this
Speaker 1: mine and then they have the dwarves there. Um, but
Speaker 1: instead of like moving at ematronics, they have led screen
Speaker 1: faces that have different emotions projected onto them. Yes, I've
Speaker 1: done it. Everyone at home realizes that it really feels real.
Speaker 1: It feels so real. The animation is top notch for
Speaker 1: a movie that's you know, almost eighty years old. So anyway,
Speaker 1: you loop around and then but at the end of
Speaker 1: the ride, as you're being sort of you know, docked
Speaker 1: or on the bay or whatever, um, you see the
Speaker 1: House of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves and you
Speaker 1: see snow White dancing with some of the dwarves. It's
Speaker 1: so funny. Why, yes, it's a laugh, right. And then
Speaker 1: you see the Witch peeking inside the house and you
Speaker 1: know she's up to no good. She's up to no good, mama,
Speaker 1: and she looks very real. In fact, maybe some of
Speaker 1: the animatronics in that ride are more real than some
Speaker 1: people that we know. How about that? And that is
Speaker 1: my culture of the week, Honey, Sudie, what's your culture
Speaker 1: of the week. Well, my culture of the week um
Speaker 1: is actually you know has to do with brexit um
Speaker 1: because um, in Disney World there is a ride that
Speaker 1: is Teacups and we all know the staple of British
Speaker 1: life absolutely and we all know the history behind you know,
Speaker 1: the British tea industry. Um, you know, colonization and whatnot.
Speaker 1: And what you really get to think about when you're
Speaker 1: in this um teacup ride that's actually has to do
Speaker 1: with Alice in Wonderland is you get to spin and
Speaker 1: spin and spin, but you're controlling the spinning, which is
Speaker 1: actually kind of like a metaphor for the fact that globalization, colonization.
Speaker 1: You can control how fast you spin, but no matter what,
Speaker 1: you're gonna spin, okay, because that colonization and globalization, you know,
Speaker 1: they're one and one, And people think that we live
Speaker 1: in a post colonial world, but we actually don't. And
Speaker 1: so I would like to thank Disney and the Walt
Speaker 1: Disney Corporation for bringing that lesson to young children, and
Speaker 1: also for bringing about the fun of spinning teacups and
Speaker 1: owns and wondering. Because it's a wonderful movie right now,
Speaker 1: would you say that even for young children when they
Speaker 1: see the teacups spin, that they could they could like
Speaker 1: equate that to the world. I was in Disney World
Speaker 1: yesterday and I heard a little a little girl saying, Mommy, mommy,
Speaker 1: I'm going to ride the Brexit ride. And she took
Speaker 1: her to the teacups. Knew what she was talking about.
Speaker 1: The mother knew what she was talking about, the daughter
Speaker 1: knew what she was talking about. And everybody voted for
Speaker 1: voted to leave the European un right. Um, anyone who
Speaker 1: voted remain does not belong in the right. Right. It's
Speaker 1: all about you know they belong in. It's a small world.
Speaker 1: It's all about getting educated and then you make your
Speaker 1: decisions thank you, Disney. It's a small world is also
Speaker 1: a sham because listen, it's a big world. It's a
Speaker 1: small world thanks to McDonald's. Well that about does it
Speaker 1: for this episode of Lost Culture. Stas Mama, He's, well,
Speaker 1: you know, we've had Study Green on the show, and
Speaker 1: what I mean, I feel like we've all gotten to
Speaker 1: know each other even better, if that's possible. I didn't
Speaker 1: think it was, but I agree. Who here has seen
Speaker 1: each other's dick or vagina I've not seen. I've seen
Speaker 1: Sudy's breasts. I've seen Sudy's breast. Study may have seen
Speaker 1: my dick outline in print. I think he's seen my penis.
Speaker 1: I don't like i've seen either of your penises. Well,
Speaker 1: i've touched them. Next time you've touched them because I
Speaker 1: liked it. When you're wearing soft shorts, I just like
Speaker 1: to give it a tap tap. I'm wearing soft shorts
Speaker 1: right now. Everybody's seen my breasts. I texted Betty Kenny
Speaker 1: is super close up picture of my nipple the other day,
Speaker 1: asking her if she was in town. Can I tell
Speaker 1: you one of my very first Snapchat moments was you
Speaker 1: sending me a Snapchat of your boob and I screenshot
Speaker 1: at it and then I didn't know that snapchat did this,
Speaker 1: but then it notified you that I had screenshot at
Speaker 1: it at him, and I was mortified. I go, oh, no,
Speaker 1: do you think that if you took a snapshot of
Speaker 1: your nipple that it would the Facebook would do the
Speaker 1: thing where it said City Green super spy like boom recognition.
Speaker 1: I think that if there is any justice in this world,
Speaker 1: my breasts would be my face. So yes, that's a
Speaker 1: really nice way to end. I think, Sudi, where can
Speaker 1: people follow you on social and they can follow me
Speaker 1: at fat Jasmine with how many vowels? I think it's
Speaker 1: like threees? Regular fat Jasmine was taken and I was like,
Speaker 1: yea by some and the picture is a literal chubby
Speaker 1: Jasmine and I'm just like, it's so first thought, thank you, Disney.
Speaker 1: Sudi Green at Tudi Green on Instagram at Tudi Green
Speaker 1: on Instagram. And um, what's our merch for this episode?
Speaker 1: Our merch for this episode? Oh there's so much to
Speaker 1: choose from, isn't there? I think, what do you? I
Speaker 1: think our merch is? Um, we don't make up any
Speaker 1: rules this episode. We're all we were gonna three of
Speaker 1: us are going to co write a three page memoir
Speaker 1: called Bad Moms Do Go Bad Moms Too. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be half memoir, half sequel to Bad Moms I Love,
Speaker 1: starring us as Kristen Bell, Christine Applegate, and Mila Cunas.
Speaker 1: And off the air, we're about to argue about who's
Speaker 1: to Thank you guys so much, Thank you podcast. I'm
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