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Speaker 1: It's it's actually distinctly the wrong information. You're on it

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Speaker 1: don't even know who that is. I'm having trouble. She

423
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Speaker 1: was she was like, I'm here, h g r here,

424
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Speaker 1: I'm here a bit, she's season seven and then she

425
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 1: was like and then she got kicked off. After the

426
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Speaker 1: Shakespeare episode, she had no, You're not no, you're Alyssam.

427
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Speaker 1: I I think I'm it always goes back to man,

428
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Speaker 1: I think that you're Raven, and I think for Bowen

429
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Speaker 1: to be any Asian queen is very first thought. So

430
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Speaker 1: because Raven JUDI be a very close and I also

431
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Speaker 1: feel that Rave that juju By and Bowen do share

432
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Speaker 1: a lot of Oh my god, I love It's like

433
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Speaker 1: when I said Bowen was the kid, she think to um,

434
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Speaker 1: that's one of the best ones. But I mean, like

435
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 1: I just I think when I think of drag queen,

436
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,199
Speaker 1: though I know that my personality doesn't embody Alyssa, but

437
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,639
Speaker 1: to me, Alyssa is the all Quinn queen because she

438
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 1: is paget. She is comedy, but not like giving it

439
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 1: to you exactly, but she's just funny herself. She's not

440
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 1: given it to you clown, and she is ce rating

441
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:44,680
Speaker 1: femininity or day. And just today on my Instagram, I

442
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: saw this picture of her in this like lime green

443
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 1: fringe just like with the hand up here. Yes, I

444
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 1: love tight and I was just like I watched clips

445
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,879
Speaker 1: of her first strength. I really do drag queens get

446
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:03,360
Speaker 1: me through the mother a fucking day. Why I listen

447
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 1: to that walk when I need to do something big

448
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 1: that day? Yeah, unless it was on fire Island this weekend.

449
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: I wanted to get a picture with her, but she was, mom, Oh,

450
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Speaker 1: can I tell you like ultimate woke Bay Victory, is

451
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Speaker 1: that my lovely boyfriend? The other day she really came

452
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 1: that one, except first she says okay, and then he

453
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 1: heard it, and then he said, no, it's wrong, and

454
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 1: then he said, oh my god. Watching he watches UM.

455
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,639
Speaker 1: He watches with Trixie, Trixie and Katia with me. He

456
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: watches them, and he loves Trixie. And this season he

457
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 1: only watches like clips that I shown it. UM. And

458
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: this season he was really down for Acid Betty because

459
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: I was too. I think Acid Betty's like a guy's queen,

460
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 1: and honestly because they got it when they see it. Yeah,

461
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,239
Speaker 1: because it's so over the top, because like you can

462
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: see how dope it is. Like she's basically like the

463
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 1: special effects makeup of Drag Night, Special Effect Hunts and

464
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: e G. I, honey, it's real life. He woke, he woke?

465
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 1: All right? Well, UM, I guess this episode is sort

466
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 1: of loosely dedicated to a first half of sixteen, So

467
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 1: we're in the second half. We're in age two. Um,

468
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 1: six months have gone by six full months. Some people,

469
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 1: you know what, mistakenly make this call June one or

470
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 1: like all right, we're half with you. The bear's get

471
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Speaker 1: a month, get a month left. June is like a

472
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 1: big month to a lot happens. A lot happened in

473
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 1: June this year. I have to say, I know we

474
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Speaker 1: said we were going to make this about the first

475
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 1: half of the year, but the first thing that my

476
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,679
Speaker 1: mind goes to is, I know the movie that like,

477
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think, like what movies I've come

478
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: out the first half of the year, and like, all

479
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 1: I can think about is should I haven't seen? And

480
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to go see Finding Dory. I saw

481
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 1: it, it it was it was perfectly fine. I really want

482
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 1: to go see it. You know what I really want

483
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 1: to go see and I'm going home specifically to see

484
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: it with my dad is Secret Life of Pets because

485
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 1: my dad told me that when he saw The Secret

486
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 1: Lives of at his trailer, he laughed so hard he

487
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: cried and I said, I want to see that movie.

488
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: But I wanted to see you see that movie because

489
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 1: I call him and I think I was even talking

490
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 1: about like the Lobster, and he goes, you know what,

491
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: movie is going to be amazing. And I was like,

492
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: oh what what? What secret life a pat? What was

493
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,919
Speaker 1: he even laughing at my dad's like sweet splies like

494
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,360
Speaker 1: animals that can talk or do things like I get

495
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 1: my dad? Yeah, well nope, like funny bad isn't funny?

496
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 1: He likes he loves monkeys, Like I gave him a monkey.

497
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 1: It's a pet draw. I gave him a card with

498
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: a monkey sticking its um finger in its nose, but

499
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: it was clearly photoshop. And he opens the card for

500
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 1: Father's Day and he laughed so hard that he cried

501
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: and says, how did they get them to do that?

502
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: And I didn't have the hard to tell him photoshop.

503
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 1: Actually no I did. I screamed photo shop and then

504
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: he crumbled into that. Also. I just just for the

505
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 1: last like thirty seconds, I have not been at what's

506
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: that thinking about? Like them pitching Homeward Bound? Okay, it's

507
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: a pet trauma because Sally Field to voice the cat.

508
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: There's a great scene at the end where they run

509
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: and they scream Hope, Hope, and the Hope is the

510
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,959
Speaker 1: girl's name. I like this, but I'm wondering. I'm just

511
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: brainstorming here about this pet drama. Um, is there also

512
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: an opportunity for a spinoff? Or maybe there are babies

513
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 1: talking Maybe Bruce willis as long as you as long

514
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: as you're able to show babies or pets that people

515
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: would want to fuck. But how would they get the

516
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 1: babies to do that? I don't know. Well, let's scrap

517
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: this idea and move on to the next Batman movie.

518
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: And thinking about Kilmer, what has gone on? His face

519
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 1: has gotten so much wider, Well, he's just gotten he's

520
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: gained weights. I don't you know, Like I was just

521
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 1: thinking about this like every time, like it's kind of

522
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: it's really actually really freaking sent and it happens more

523
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: with women. But like every time an older actress, not

524
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: even older, but like an actress surfaces and they and

525
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: people talk about, like I thought about Goldie Hunt. They

526
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: were like, what happened to Goldie Hun? I'm like, she's

527
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: her age, and she looks better than your grandmother. That's

528
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: her age. She looks she would mop the floor. And

529
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 1: also you know all of those women that and I

530
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: don't want to name too many names, like all those

531
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 1: women that they talk shit about about, like what happened

532
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 1: to her? All those women can hold a marble in

533
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 1: their pussy. I mean they are so pilates tight. It's true,

534
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 1: like garbage when I'm that age looks great for her age.

535
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 1: Hillary so she's like years older than Donald Trump, and

536
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: Donald Trump looks like a sagging bag of flies. Hillary

537
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: looks radiant as ever, does yoga every day, honestly making

538
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 1: chills right out my spine to think about the whole thing,

539
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: because I've got I've been getting so mad and now

540
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: I'm not even I'm like fully unleashing on Facebook if

541
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 1: I see someone posts some like Hillary as a murderer,

542
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: she should be in prison bullshit, Like I just get

543
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: some time to realize what your friends are crazy, and

544
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: oh I love It's like, oh my god, wow, I've

545
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 1: known you for six years and now I know you're dumb.

546
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's just I mean, like people I used

547
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 1: to respect and I'm like, yeah, you're fucking nuts. Do

548
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 1: not respect And now I have to like negotiate that,

549
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 1: and I'm like, it's just it's just like I don't know,

550
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 1: we could talk about this all fucking day and night.

551
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 1: I'm just like, it's we have two choices, people, That's it.

552
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: I think that they're the same. For Garry Johnson, is

553
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: that his name, No, that's the the the Apparently he's

554
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 1: really funny. But that's like not president with my president.

555
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 1: I want to president have that funny twitter. Yeah, I

556
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 1: really have to figure out I really want us president

557
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 1: for me. I'm trust president, so I'm different outfits and

558
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 1: different laws. I'm a tour guide in New York City

559
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: and I work on this bus that passes by the

560
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 1: Trump Tower, and so I really have to figure out

561
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: how to make jokes about it without a look. For

562
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 1: a little while, I was just saying, like that dad

563
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: that dragged his kids to New York was like I

564
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: didn't like that gay boy talking about honestly, so not

565
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 1: far from So it's in this goddamn city develop that

566
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: they just want to go to a restaurant where they

567
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: can throw their trash on the ground. That's all they

568
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: really want. Where's the Texas Roadhouse has a roll of

569
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: paper towels like on a rock? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we

570
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: need that. By the way, my restaurant has that. There

571
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 1: you go, Dad's tourist. Dad's flocked to Brooklyn, crab and rent.

572
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 1: But what I'm trying. It's in Columbus, it's in Columbus Circle,

573
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: the Trump's Hower, the Trump Ower, And so the joke

574
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: I've been doing lately is like, oh, there's Christopher Columbus

575
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: the statue. He's facing south. He actually thinks he's facing north.

576
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 1: He's not good with direction, but you know he's actually

577
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 1: facing away from the Trump Tower. So we can't see

578
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: what happened to America. Okay, and he's the biggest that's school.

579
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: It is pretty good, right, And now I've been saying,

580
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: because I can feel the vibe lately is like not

581
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 1: good around the joke like some people are like and

582
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,239
Speaker 1: they really like it, and other people will they roll

583
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 1: their eyes. So lately I've been saying, oh, there's the

584
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 1: statue of Christopher Columbus. He's facing away from the Trump's Hower,

585
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 1: so we can't have an opinion on its pretty good, girl,

586
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: you gotta get those tips that fat dad stick a

587
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: dollar in your butt. And then and then we say, um,

588
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 1: you know, Donald Trump, Yeah, stick it right in my butt.

589
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: It's fat dad. Honestly, it sounds like something you'd really say,

590
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: sticking right on my butt, fat dad. We have a

591
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,479
Speaker 1: few friends that probably really talked like that. I probably

592
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 1: talked like that you talk. Oh, come on, the dad

593
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 1: wouldn't be fat. The dad wouldn't be fat. It depends.

594
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: I could go for how much money are they offering

595
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 1: me to get for them to smell my feet? I

596
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 1: played this game with a guy one time who just

597
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,800
Speaker 1: was like how much? And I was like, no way,

598
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: but let me just let me just see yeah, yeah, yeah,

599
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 1: And so I threw out a number. What was the

600
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:34,839
Speaker 1: number throughout? I said seven hundred and he goes, that's good,

601
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: that's like almost rent. That's exactly I was thinking in

602
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 1: terms of like he was willing to pay it, and

603
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 1: then he goes too high, five hundred, and I was

604
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 1: like no, no, bye, And then that was like my

605
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,320
Speaker 1: I was gonna say no, no matter what. But I

606
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 1: was like, nope, you guys remember that scene and cash

607
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,839
Speaker 1: me if you can, where Leonard Dicaprioling meets a girl

608
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 1: that he doesn't know it was a prostitute and she

609
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: like breaks them upstairs and she's like how much would

610
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 1: you pat? Is it? Adam is the one that he

611
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 1: ends up with. She's the cute nurse. Were great movie.

612
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 1: I feel like they've seen that so many times. I've

613
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 1: always sen it once, but I remember it being I've

614
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: never love it would really like very good. Okay, there

615
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: was such a good I have to shout out this

616
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 1: above average article that somebody I don't know who wrote it,

617
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 1: but this was so a Chamberlain okay, like added to

618
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 1: the list of brilliant things he's fucking done. So like

619
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: it was apparently Calvin Harris instagram the photo of him

620
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 1: on like a boat with all these like women, like

621
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 1: all these like hot women, and the article was Leonardo

622
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,439
Speaker 1: DiCaprio to Calvin Harris, good hustle, But you can fit

623
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: more pussy on that boat. Good hustle. It also kind

624
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 1: of sounds like Joanna Bradley though, oh yeah, I want

625
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: to live the lifestyle with their like a lot of

626
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 1: beautiful women around me too, but like it's not sexual

627
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: like Taylor Swet. Yeah, but even then like her fourth

628
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 1: of July picks this weekend, We're horrid because it was

629
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Speaker 1: all these white blonde girls and then us A Dube

630
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 1: is like the token, and I was, like, Dubo is

631
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:18,919
Speaker 1: in the squad. It's so freaking she's just sitting out

632
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: blank texts. Was that the Tailor Si concert that we

633
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Speaker 1: went came out she walked the Runway to Style. It

634
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 1: was fun, but it was like, wait a dubo. Yeah,

635
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: I mean I kind of love a celeb bus like

636
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 1: bring them all, bring them all. It was bring Porscha

637
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: Brovers like and now Madeline alright, And I was like,

638
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,399
Speaker 1: you got the longest blank Meg And I was just like,

639
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 1: who was going to come out next? Nicole Kidman? I

640
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: think really came out my Nicole Kidman. Probably don't come

641
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 1: out Sandra fucking Bullock. I mean, if you had the

642
00:36:54,880 --> 00:37:00,320
Speaker 1: power to summon, you would use that power all time.

643
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: Can I tell you I watched Ms Congeniality on a

644
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: plane recently and up it absolutely does not hold up,

645
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: but her performance does. And then the whole thing you

646
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: told me, like the whole thing with Benjamin Bratty. It's

647
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:20,879
Speaker 1: just like Michael Caine, I'm not gay. I am gay

648
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 1: because British what I am? It's my whole character game.

649
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 1: Mr d Island, whoever played mrd Island is great? Why

650
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: didn't she do anything else? Yeah? She wasn I love

651
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 1: that like trajectory of like in like the early hots,

652
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: like before we became like I'm going to say it

653
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 1: again woke. But I love this word um where it

654
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: was like, first of all, like there were no gay people,

655
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: and then there was like the Fashion Magazine movie, and

656
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: then it was like oh the gay comedic relief, and

657
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 1: then like everything And now I feel like you have

658
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,919
Speaker 1: to be really smart about you're talking gay. Oh yeah

659
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 1: because people. But yeah, yeah, well now that I feel

660
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 1: just happened like the last four years. People don't realize

661
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: how recently we've become okay with gay people. Like. Also,

662
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: I just want to say, the best line reading in

663
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 1: all of Miss Congeniality is the girl who plays Miss

664
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: Rhode Island. They're talking about why she can't do a

665
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 1: baton trilling dance with Fire, and she goes, my parents

666
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 1: really don't like anything ostentatious, and they really don't like five.

667
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 1: Candice Bergen is great. That too, genius. I want both

668
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: of them more things. I'm always down for Billy Candice Bergen.

669
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 1: You just don't realize how good she is until you

670
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 1: until you like become woke. Yeah, you gotta be Candy

671
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: burg woke, like Christine Baranski level of Like I just

672
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: always like you mean Christie Brinkley. Yeah, Sudi. One time

673
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: I was like talking about Christine Baranski and she was like, yeah,

674
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: that's why Christie Brinkley is so good. Likely we were

675
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 1: talking about like The Grinch, and I didn't I say

676
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: Christie brink I was like, what what what? What can

677
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:24,359
Speaker 1: we talk about The Grunch Taylor Momson that was also

678
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,840
Speaker 1: a formative movie in my culture. I think Jim Carrey

679
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 1: is amazing, but what will I want? That movie is

680
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: line for line, just like line for line amazing. It's

681
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 1: like every single little freaking thing to bract me. Pressle Stark, Yeah,

682
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: it's really good. It's so good. Robin Williams Lovell and

683
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:57,800
Speaker 1: you mentioned Robin Williams lovel so we can't forget where

684
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: you Chris Most written by Mariah Carry because Marie Carry

685
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want this to compete with my

686
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 1: other Christmas money. Can we talk about how faith Hill

687
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 1: is the Terry Hatcher of country music and gone you

688
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:22,839
Speaker 1: know iconic haircut and Martine had it too, they both

689
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: had that haircut. But if Terry, if she really is

690
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: the Terry Hatcher of country, then that means she'll she'll, she'll,

691
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 1: she's due for a return, I come back, or she's

692
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: already had it. There was a time where faith Hill

693
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 1: was like the one yeah, a mom is her husband's name.

694
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:47,240
Speaker 1: I hate white people, and remember it's country, they're loud.

695
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:55,240
Speaker 1: Taylor's first single was called Timer you think Tim McGrath,

696
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,360
Speaker 1: I don't know that the rest of the words. I

697
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 1: remember the first Taylor Swift video I saw and she

698
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 1: was like when she had that really curly hair and

699
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: she was like in her princess face. Rememb like thinking

700
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 1: in my head, like, oh my god, it's the next

701
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 1: jo jo. It's the next jo. Finally the market has

702
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: provided with me with the jugo shaped hole in my heart,

703
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 1: it's the next jojo. Like ten years ago, my dad

704
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 1: was We were sitting in the back and my dad

705
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 1: watched watch a CMT because he likes country music, and

706
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: we were talking about who we thought would last, like

707
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,839
Speaker 1: in like ten years, and I was like, yeah, here's

708
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: the people in music that are young and I think

709
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: are gonna last. And I look listed some people and

710
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: then he was like, what do you think about Taylor Swift?

711
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 1: I was like, no, she'll be around two more years

712
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 1: and then she'll be a songwriter for rest of her career.

713
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: She can't sing, and what's go and there's nothing going on?

714
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: And now it's she's the Empire. I mean, you're not wrong.

715
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 1: Now she's Darth Vader. We all know she is. She's

716
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: the one. I'm so scared of her. Actually, yeah, there's

717
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 1: there's some doct Trump winning the presidency and Taylor because

718
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 1: it all exists in the same world if you really

719
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:11,399
Speaker 1: think about it. Oh yeah. So for Matt is that

720
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,800
Speaker 1: this Princess Diana thing of you seeing a woman in

721
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: powering You're thinking, who is she? How did she get?

722
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: Because I'm fully I'm fully behind everyone else. There's nothing

723
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,720
Speaker 1: more I want than for Demi Lovato to be Taylor

724
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: Swift's at There's nothing more than Demi Levado once either. Yeah,

725
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: I know, it's it's it's too bad. When Demi was

726
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: on sn L, she freaking slight so hard she sketches.

727
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: She was like an alien. Oh yeah, John, she was

728
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: so wonderful. She's so adorable. I am um, I like,

729
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 1: but you know what, I think that because maybe this

730
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 1: is like sort of my fantasy of my future. But

731
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: like I am pro any hot bitch in charge. I mean,

732
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 1: you know, like everybody when they're that famous, like I

733
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 1: feel like Beyonce, like all these like these stories that

734
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,839
Speaker 1: come out of Taylor Swift or whatever, or like this

735
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 1: like subversive power that maybe she has, like Beyonce has

736
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: that and more, but like we just decided that we

737
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 1: like Beyonce, like she's better at hiding it or like

738
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 1: she owns it more or whatever. But like any I

739
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 1: think that anybody that that that is that powerful, that prolific,

740
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: they are it's hard to be normal. And like what

741
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: we think of in society is like nice when you're

742
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: that huge, when you're not huge, and so it's like

743
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 1: anybody who you find who isn't is that famous, and

744
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: they're like, oh my god, they're so nice. They're working

745
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,439
Speaker 1: so so so hard to keep to make that their

746
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: image because it can't be true. It can be true.

747
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: The stakes are too high because you have to make

748
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: tough decisions. I mean, I don't even think about it

749
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 1: in terms of like women and men. I just think

750
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 1: about in celebrities in general, like I mean, look at

751
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson like that, like but that's like such a

752
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 1: singular like crazy. Well, I mean, to be honest with you,

753
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,320
Speaker 1: like think about the people that have gotten to that level,

754
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 1: like you, you're Michael Jackson and your Britney Spears. Britney

755
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: Spears was was fully nuts and you know, Mariah, she's

756
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 1: never coming back. Well, I just think fame makes people cuckoo.

757
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so hard. And you also, you know,

758
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,919
Speaker 1: when you're famous, you get a lot of people around you,

759
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,320
Speaker 1: especially if you grew up in the business, which is

760
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: super hard because then you don't know anything else. We

761
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 1: had a lot of people around you that want to

762
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: take advantage of you, and it makes you go it

763
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,280
Speaker 1: makes you go cockl. Yeah, that's kind of what Beyonce

764
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 1: was preyed to, like just her entire life. I guess like, yeah,

765
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: well I guess she keeps her shut so unlock, Like

766
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 1: you don't know if she's nuts or not. But what

767
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 1: what the thing about Beyonce? Like who cares? I know,

768
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: like who cares about their personalities too? It's like I

769
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:58,800
Speaker 1: really like I've never, like except for people of course

770
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 1: that like like actually commit crimes. I've never like like

771
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 1: heard like a bad gossip story about somebody and then

772
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 1: thought like, oh, I'm not going to listen to that

773
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 1: music or like see that movie unless it's like a heinous,

774
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 1: moralistic thing. But the ones who do have good personalities

775
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:18,840
Speaker 1: I like even more like share like shares. Yeah, I

776
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 1: mean obviously it helps. Yeah, it helps to like them more. Like,

777
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 1: I mean, you had such an amazing experience with Ariana,

778
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 1: you did, and that makes me even more. I just

779
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 1: freaking love that chick. And then her music is amazing

780
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: and I love a new album. I'm sorry, I listened

781
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 1: Into You last night at like three in the morning.

782
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: I listened Into You. That is a song that won't

783
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 1: stop for me, and that whole album. I'll just listen

784
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,919
Speaker 1: to a new song and then just be like, this

785
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 1: is now my song, greedy um No. At Fire Island,

786
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 1: they were blasting this uh just songs all night at

787
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: this place called SIF Control, and then it was like

788
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 1: good music. But then they played Into You a remix

789
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 1: of it, and I fully felt myself. I was like,

790
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 1: oh yeah, and I just like I was singing to it,

791
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:04,840
Speaker 1: lip sinking to it. Just felt like it was in

792
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: the fucking video. I was God's Birthday. They played Into You,

793
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 1: and I mean, but I learned the definitions of the

794
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: definition of living my goddamn life to Ariana Into You,

795
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: And then she screamed in the middle of a song,

796
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, the middle of us, it's the

797
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: middle of the sound. Even like a course, and so

798
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: he just goes just like I was screaming, Arianna, you

799
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 1: give me life, and then they and then they went

800
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: into be all right, and I just I just about

801
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: bottomed now, I mean I was that it was from this,

802
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,919
Speaker 1: from from this side of the table. Underrate what I said.

803
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 1: She got bottomed out from from this side of the table.

804
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 1: I'm appropriating. Please, do you're allowed? Honey, it's not ours.

805
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: It doesn't belong to us. Like RuPaul says, you know,

806
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: people keep taking from us, and we'll just keep giving you, Mama,

807
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: We'll keep coming up with new things. That's true. Um,

808
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: oh my god. Sometimes I feel like no one else

809
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 1: is like is into Sometimes that that song her song.

810
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 1: Sometimes as I am I think it which I didn't

811
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,959
Speaker 1: even think, I mean is, And times I don't even

812
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: think of let go. Can I tell you what happens

813
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: to me with these albums. Sometimes I'll listen to one

814
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 1: song and I love it so much, and I'll listen

815
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 1: to that song over and over and over and over again,

816
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 1: and then before I know it, I'm so stuck on

817
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: that song I haven't even listened to the rest of

818
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 1: the album, to the point where I don't even want

819
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: to what is that with my Everything? I mean, not

820
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: my everything, Dangerous Woman, Dangerous Woman. I feel like I

821
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 1: haven't listened to the rest of the album because I'm

822
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 1: just Dangerous Woman. I know I've listened to Dangerous Woman.

823
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:39,879
Speaker 1: I've listened to be all Right, I've listened to Into You.

824
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 1: What is your number one? Into You? Oh yeah, I

825
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: mean it's amazing. I think when they played that song

826
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:50,280
Speaker 1: in Soul Cycle, I'm like, like that they played into

827
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 1: You as like the climb song and the cycle my

828
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 1: first soul cycle, and I was like, I'm hood, I

829
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: really do want to try Soul Cycle. It's good. I

830
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: need to find something that that makes me want to

831
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 1: work out good. But the other day I went, like

832
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 1: I usually go at like eight am morning spin is

833
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: intense because and most to go to work. So I

834
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: go I think, okay, I'll wake up really because I

835
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 1: should do and um, or I'll go at like the

836
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: noon class or whatever. And then I went to the

837
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: seventh thirty class and Williamsburg, Yeah, the seven thirty PM class,

838
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:29,720
Speaker 1: and it was like, um, like the PR marketing crowd

839
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 1: had just gone out, and it was all these like

840
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: super thin girls like right out of college, all in

841
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: pink sports bras with their high ponies, and they heard

842
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 1: and it was like so much energy, and like people

843
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 1: were seeing people that they knew and they were like

844
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 1: doing that thing like that you do in colletra and

845
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: You're like and then it was like so much energy,

846
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 1: and I was like visibly flustered by like I was like, oh,

847
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 1: this is everything I hate. This is everything I hate.

848
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:57,360
Speaker 1: And then he hear this girl like into my ear goes, Hi, Stephanie,

849
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 1: so nice to meet you all, And I, oh, my god,

850
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 1: do you usually ride with Ariel? I'm never taking the

851
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: class in the area. Really you should our friend Damon Mazzoni,

852
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 1: his boyfriend, Ariel Padilla. Here's a little plug for him

853
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: take his class. That's like, I know he does an

854
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: Ariana versus the weekend class. Oh my god. I think

855
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 1: he does a lot of Beyonce rides too, if I'm

856
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 1: not missing a lot of rides. The day that I went,

857
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 1: then we went to the Beyonce concert. I went to

858
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: soule cycle that morning. I am the instructor, gone to

859
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 1: Beyonce the night before, so she only played Beyonce perfect.

860
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 1: Amanda just recently took a class with Ariel and she

861
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:43,240
Speaker 1: dropped the name of a celebrity who apparently only takes

862
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 1: class with Ariel and I'm gonna mouth to you guys

863
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: over the mic. Okay, good, that's huge, huge, And she

864
00:49:56,040 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 1: said she's gorgeous. Of course, of course that described is

865
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:05,280
Speaker 1: everyone famous. I remember I saw oh damn Emma Stone,

866
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: like when I was in there, she was like walking out.

867
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,919
Speaker 1: Every time I've seen the celebrity on the street, it's

868
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: not because I saw a celebrity, it's because I think,

869
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: who is that strikingly beautiful person with that amazing outfit on?

870
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 1: And it was Emma Stone and she just like freaking

871
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: looked like Grace Kelly And it was when she was blonde. God. Yeah.

872
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:25,319
Speaker 1: And then my first year in y U, I would

873
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: see Marissa Tomay a lot because I think her apartment

874
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 1: was around my dorm and Marissa Tomay both times I

875
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 1: saw her. The first time, I was like, oh, that's

876
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: a cute coat. Oh fuck, it's Marsa Tomay. And then

877
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 1: the second time I was like, whose boots are those?

878
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:41,400
Speaker 1: Those are good boots, and it was freaking Marissa Tomat

879
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 1: The celebrities are just better dressed. And that's not true though,

880
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: because I saw Natalie Portman and the CVS and Union

881
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: Square and she was sweats what I'm saying, like they

882
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,840
Speaker 1: don't not all of them leave the house. Like I

883
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 1: went to the Dwayne read by Tish and it was

884
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: very late at night, and I think I was like

885
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: getting like garbage food or whatever. I mean, it was

886
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 1: like eleven or something. And I see this guy come in,

887
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:16,800
Speaker 1: tiny or guy with like a huge like orange Parker

888
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: cock huge cock out, this big orange Parker that was

889
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 1: zipped up almost like up to his nose and then

890
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 1: only like a little glasses. And it was Spike Lee.

891
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 1: And he walks in and he just doesn't even look around,

892
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 1: just like shouts to the cash cashier, do you have

893
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: three ring binders? Oh my god? He's just like aisle

894
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 1: four or whatever. And it just comes in and I

895
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 1: just was like looking around to be like did they

896
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: really know that Spike Lee? But I didn't want to

897
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 1: call him out, but like a mcdona mcdonne, have you

898
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 1: told you guys this freshman year we were at some

899
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 1: stupid party. Think it was like three of us were

900
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: at the same party this night. But then I leave

901
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 1: and go to the fourteenth Street McDonald's on six and fourteen,

902
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 1: and it's three in the morning and waiting in line,

903
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 1: and the person in front of me is trying to

904
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:14,879
Speaker 1: buy is screaming at the McDonald's cashier and because there's

905
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,399
Speaker 1: a homeless man begging for food, and he go give

906
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 1: him something. I'll buy him something, just give him just

907
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 1: like here, A'll order three cheeseburgers for this man. And

908
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 1: then I turn and then he turns around and looks

909
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,399
Speaker 1: at me. It's a Orlando Bloom and he goes, see,

910
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 1: these people are horrible. They won't even give this man

911
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:31,839
Speaker 1: three cheeseburgers. Why do they do that? And I go, um,

912
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know. And I was just very

913
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 1: and no one was in that comment to you. We'll

914
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: go cele so drunkiest drunk dude screaming and the McDonald's

915
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 1: telling them to do something that they're not supposed to do.

916
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 1: That's my movies are magic because they take regular people

917
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 1: and they make them important. Have you ever seen you

918
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: ever seen some one that you really were trying to

919
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 1: do it was a celebrity and you just like kind

920
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 1: of followed them around, like Orlando Bloom. Yeah, but that

921
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: hot in person. He was like, yeah, he was very

922
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 1: good looking. Oh let me tell you. I mean my

923
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 1: number one crushes Jonathan Groff, and I saw him one

924
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: time on the street and literally I saw him coming

925
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,439
Speaker 1: down the block and he's with a couple of friends,

926
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, oh god, oh god.

927
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,440
Speaker 1: I knew it was him coming down the street and

928
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,319
Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, no, no, no no, And

929
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 1: I was just like and then he walked past me,

930
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: and I just like turned and watched him go all

931
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 1: the way down the block. I was I must have

932
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 1: taken me ten minutes out of my day. I was like,

933
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 1: it's Jonathan. I have to I just am so in

934
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 1: love with him. What is it about him? Well, I

935
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 1: don't know. I think like I just I don't know,

936
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 1: you know when you just know, I just know. I mean,

937
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 1: he's so dreamy, he's a cutie, he's autie. I mean,

938
00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think anyone else I've seen. Oh. I

939
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:01,800
Speaker 1: saw James Franco one time outside of m y U,

940
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 1: and it was that thing of my dream. I was

941
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,840
Speaker 1: so in love with him and wearing I mean, I

942
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 1: still am, but that was like the height of my obsession.

943
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 1: Have you seen him his body in the new movie

944
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 1: that he's in with Brian Krans Then, holy sh it,

945
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 1: he looks amazing. Do him Brian Cranston make out? No,

946
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 1: but it's like it's like a father it's like a

947
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 1: father and son in law thing. I think, But you

948
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,840
Speaker 1: know what movie I really want to see? Am I

949
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 1: basic for wanting to see this Bad Moms? No? If

950
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 1: we didn't write that, I think it looks so I

951
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,319
Speaker 1: think it looks great, and I'm like, and it looks great,

952
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:41,359
Speaker 1: and I like, I literally can't believe we didn't write that.

953
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 1: I stand for christ applicate time. That woman has amazing timinga.

954
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 1: She's amazing. She's amazing, and I feel like she has

955
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 1: been like talking about somebody who's like always been around

956
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 1: and like low key is like a very successful and

957
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 1: has made a lot of movies and people don't talk

958
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,319
Speaker 1: about enough, and she is that go to Like I

959
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,840
Speaker 1: feel like when you have a movie like that, people

960
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,880
Speaker 1: are like, who can carry this role and we'll nail it?

961
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:11,839
Speaker 1: And it's also a star. And Christina Applegate from the

962
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 1: Sweetest Thing, The Sweetest also doesn't hold up though, but

963
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 1: it was one of my favorite, Like I just remember

964
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 1: her from like Anchorman and I was like, oh, so

965
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: so good an anchorman and then so under used in

966
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 1: the sequel to Yeah, but the sequel was bad. It

967
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 1: was like we had the money to do this, and

968
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 1: like we got the team together for for a fucking

969
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 1: week and so we did it. But I mean, I

970
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:40,720
Speaker 1: love Christina Applegate and also down from Mila Cooness super

971
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 1: also super down for Kristin Bell. I'm down for all

972
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:48,719
Speaker 1: you're just naming. I'm just saying I'm down for the mom.

973
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm also down for Catherine Hahn always down steps one

974
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,879
Speaker 1: of my favorite movies of all time. Also, it's so

975
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 1: underrated and steals that movie. Oh, she absolutely does from

976
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: the moment they do the talking and being inside of

977
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 1: her and I go, but it's just your beard, or

978
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 1: she goes, she's just your hair. Have you guys ever

979
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 1: seen Revolutionary Road. She's in it like a dramatic supporting

980
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 1: role and like nails, she's like an incredible dramatic Actually,

981
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:29,359
Speaker 1: she's amazing. Transparent, she's so good. Yeah, I don't think

982
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:30,840
Speaker 1: I've gotten to the point where she comes in and

983
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:34,319
Speaker 1: Transparent she's in the first season. She she's amazing. All right,

984
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 1: let's move on to I don't think so honey, Oh okay, okay,

985
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:42,319
Speaker 1: here has it been that long already? And it's very

986
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 1: hot in here. I just want that to be now

987
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 1: that I have to sit on the edge of my

988
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:49,239
Speaker 1: seat because otherwise my thighs are just gonna melt into

989
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:53,720
Speaker 1: this lovely leather chair alright, and it's cream leather, so alright,

990
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 1: So I don't think so honey far listeners at home,

991
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 1: is we get to rail again. Something that's happening this week,

992
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:05,280
Speaker 1: something lighthearted and um really go for it for one

993
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:08,880
Speaker 1: full minute, and we have to use the phrase I

994
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 1: don't think, so honey as much as possible. So one

995
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:13,799
Speaker 1: of us will do this first to show Sudi how

996
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 1: it's done. So I don't have one on off the coffin.

997
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to do the thing where I make

998
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 1: it up as you hit the boton. I mean, I'm

999
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: gonna do the thing where you make it up as

1000
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 1: you hit the button, all right, okay, okay, hold on,

1001
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: hold on, so yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just

1002
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 1: not I'm not I'm not choosing to be mad at

1003
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 1: pop culture things this week. There's other ship that I'm

1004
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 1: mad about. That's I guess the way I feel about it. Um,

1005
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaker 1: but this is aheart it's a lighthearted show. Let's do

1006
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 1: it alright, Ready, bitch, I don't think so, honey, with

1007
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 1: bone Yang ready and yeah, I don't think so, honey.

1008
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 1: People who blast their music from the other side of

1009
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: the fence when you're staying in the pines and Fire

1010
00:57:56,240 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: Island and it's basic ask top forty ship mixed like

1011
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 1: with peppered in like Rogers and Hammerstein. Not that I

1012
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 1: mind either of those, but like we were trying to

1013
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 1: blast like some nice culture tunes, the New the New

1014
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 1: Blood Orange, the New mit Ski and you know, these

1015
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 1: these these good artists that are queer adjacent and really

1016
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,080
Speaker 1: nice and deep to listen to. And just like we're

1017
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,760
Speaker 1: feeling that vibe, and we're vibing in the house, we're relaxing,

1018
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 1: we're all like just you know, on different substances, just

1019
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 1: sort of you know, luxuriating. And meanwhile I'm hearing Brittney

1020
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 1: Spears blasting from the other house and it's just it's

1021
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 1: it's an assault after a certain point. And these people

1022
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:36,920
Speaker 1: were very unfriendly. They invited us to come over to

1023
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 1: their house for a party, and then we are swiftly

1024
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 1: went and took them up on that the next night,

1025
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 1: and then they said, please go away. Who are you?

1026
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 1: We don't remember talking to you. So I don't think

1027
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 1: so honey, mean days on Fire Island in the Pines,

1028
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 1: and that's one minute, and that's one minute. Okay, you know, um,

1029
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. Great, here we go. I don't

1030
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:00,440
Speaker 1: think so honey, that last I don't think so okay,

1031
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 1: that was bullshit. Who the fuck is mits gee? If

1032
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. The cultural elite, the gay

1033
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 1: cultural elite that come in with this new music that

1034
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 1: isn't music, I don't know. It just sounds like synth

1035
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 1: to me. Fuck you. If I would listen to Britney Spears,

1036
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it when my nys are huh. I'm

1037
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,480
Speaker 1: gonna listen to her all the DODA day. And I

1038
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 1: don't need all you young queers coming in here, who

1039
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 1: don't know your history, who don't know what happened at

1040
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 1: stone Wall, who don't understand. I was on the front lines.

1041
00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:34,680
Speaker 1: It was me, RuPaul and Harvey Milk and we were

1042
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 1: all there and we were listening to Britney Spears in

1043
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 1: front of stone Wall. And for you to come in

1044
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 1: here with your fucking speedos and your attitude and your

1045
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 1: grinder and your hook up apps and your culture is disgusting.

1046
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. And you know what, I'm

1047
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 1: gonna take it realed down because I have five more seconds.

1048
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 1: And I would say, I don't think so much. Oh

1049
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 1: my god, that was you were conflating a lot of things.

1050
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 1: And that Matt Rogers, you do not come after me

1051
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 1: and I don't think so, honey, bitch. So I guess

1052
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 1: it's your turn. I could come after you morning, do

1053
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 1: DA day, night, you stop it with the DODA days.

1054
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:19,720
Speaker 1: You don't tell you don't police me? She served chet

1055
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 1: bank bank realness day. Also, can I tell you one thing.

1056
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:28,360
Speaker 1: I don't like those who police others in any way. Also,

1057
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:29,919
Speaker 1: and this is just one thing I want to say

1058
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:35,840
Speaker 1: before study goes. I understand like we're all very We're

1059
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,959
Speaker 1: all feeling a lot of feelings. Don't tell people how

1060
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 1: to use their facebooks. Don't don't get on Facebook and

1061
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:46,439
Speaker 1: say how come it's business as usual for you, Like

1062
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,200
Speaker 1: people are going to go through this in their own way.

1063
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 1: People are going through everything in their own way. Just

1064
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:54,400
Speaker 1: shut the funk up. If you're you're using your energy

1065
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 1: telling people, how to grieve, how do like feel the

1066
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 1: loss of like, even if it's a celebrity, what a

1067
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 1: celebrity dies? Don't fucking shade people for posting a picture

1068
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 1: of them. Fuck you, you're dumb. So that was that.

1069
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:12,640
Speaker 1: That was That was a real ass. But Matt, would

1070
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:15,240
Speaker 1: you say you're policing the police? ER's yeah, well I

1071
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 1: feel fine about that. Okay, goddamn podcast, it's my podcast.

1072
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say I don't need like you guys

1073
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 1: like like telling me like I'm telling you like, I'm

1074
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 1: saying it. Not you, guys. I'm just saying, who made

1075
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 1: you the authority on what's okay to post on Facebook?

1076
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 1: You fucking unfollow people? Then I do? Oh my god, wait, okay,

1077
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 1: this just this just made me think that maybe I

1078
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 1: should change my I don't think so, honey, Right, get

1079
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 1: as real as you want now, I don't think so honey.

1080
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 1: Dudes with lame ass puns on their Twitter, lots of

1081
01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 1: fucking retweets and faiths because basic comedians with your fucking

1082
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 1: let me tell you the observation beside a pun behind

1083
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:08,120
Speaker 1: a pun? Okay, oh, some words sound like other words.

1084
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 1: The only punts I like are the ones that sam

1085
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 1: rees posts because she's my friend. Okay, all you lame

1086
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 1: ass fucking pun tweeters and all you'll lame ass fucking

1087
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 1: punt tweeters are retweeting everybody else's, so you're just feeding

1088
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:25,360
Speaker 1: the basic nous. Read a fucking book, read a news article,

1089
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:28,760
Speaker 1: or think of a fucking original thought. And it makes

1090
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 1: me fucking piste off. It makes me so mad when

1091
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 1: they see it on Twitter, and it makes me just go, oh,

1092
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:37,920
Speaker 1: so I unfollow, and I've unfollowed a lot recently. And

1093
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 1: if I don't follow you, then you gotta look up,

1094
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,479
Speaker 1: if you gotta lay mass pun tweet because it makes

1095
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:46,960
Speaker 1: me mad. It's basic nous, it's lazy, and I un

1096
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 1: follow you because it makes me rage. Sammies shout out,

1097
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: and I don't also caveat to that. I don't like

1098
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,600
Speaker 1: an iron pun. I don't like it either, like, oh,

1099
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:04,880
Speaker 1: I'm making a dad joke and I know it's bad,

1100
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 1: like get out with a why post. I think a

1101
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 1: bad ship all the time, but I don't think it's

1102
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:13,439
Speaker 1: funny because it's bad. Get out. I mean, I feel like, yeah,

1103
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:17,360
Speaker 1: that's not good. I hate, I hate, I hate. Now

1104
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,680
Speaker 1: you know it's like a spiteful thing because everyone knows

1105
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:23,400
Speaker 1: they hate the puns. They don't. They don't because first

1106
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 1: of all, a lot of people don't recognize it as

1107
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,120
Speaker 1: a pun. I feel like they think of it. It's

1108
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:29,960
Speaker 1: just like some like clever dy dumb and like there

1109
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:34,960
Speaker 1: are certain people with a lot of followers they're we're

1110
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:38,880
Speaker 1: talking about. There's a couple I wanted. I almost want

1111
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:42,480
Speaker 1: you to name names, but I think not because I

1112
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:44,400
Speaker 1: just don't followed. Because that's it, because I'm not going

1113
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:46,720
Speaker 1: to call im not going to call specific people. I'm

1114
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:48,760
Speaker 1: going to call out the trend and I just don't

1115
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 1: follow you're already doing. I say no, thanks to that,

1116
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 1: and then I follow another jazzebel writer because they are

1117
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:56,480
Speaker 1: doing the good they're doing the good work. I just

1118
01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 1: bought Lyndy Westbrook Shrill for two fifty outside on my

1119
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:03,600
Speaker 1: way in here, and I'm so excited to buy for

1120
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 1: two fifty, But then I thought it just came out.

1121
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:10,840
Speaker 1: Why is it on sale? And that's a microaggression. Absolutely.

1122
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:13,680
Speaker 1: I hope Joanna Rothkop writes a book soon. Oh she

1123
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:16,240
Speaker 1: would be dope. They're all dope, they're all great. Um,

1124
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:18,760
Speaker 1: all right, let's move on to Culture of the week.

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01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:20,560
Speaker 1: This is our culture of the week. This is where

1126
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,919
Speaker 1: we um take something that we feel like is doing

1127
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:25,280
Speaker 1: it right. Um. And actually, you know, I have a

1128
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 1: lot of news. Okay, so why don't you why don't

1129
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 1: you start this one out? So the culture of the

1130
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:33,040
Speaker 1: week this week goes to Frozen. Ever after the new

1131
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:36,240
Speaker 1: flume ride that opened that Epcot in Walt Disney World,

1132
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:39,520
Speaker 1: it replaced the Maelstrom attraction that used to stand in

1133
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:43,440
Speaker 1: the Norway Pavilion. Now, Norway as a country as a

1134
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:46,800
Speaker 1: nation is upset because they feel like they got a

1135
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:51,880
Speaker 1: little duped by Disney. Um, because here was a pavilion

1136
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:55,760
Speaker 1: that celebrated Norway. That's what we were there. We were celebrated,

1137
01:04:55,840 --> 01:05:00,520
Speaker 1: you know, the culture that really was Scandinavian Scandinavian and

1138
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:03,200
Speaker 1: also did a lot for tourism. And they say that

1139
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:06,160
Speaker 1: because they've replaced it with Frozen, that kind of takes

1140
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:08,640
Speaker 1: it away from them. But you know, it was up

1141
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 1: to the government of Norway to pay to keep it

1142
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:14,120
Speaker 1: for what it was, because Disney approached them and said, okay,

1143
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,920
Speaker 1: so you can either put a lot more money into

1144
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:18,960
Speaker 1: this or we're going to make it a frozen thing.

1145
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:21,400
Speaker 1: And the Norway government was like, nah, no thanks, because

1146
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:23,200
Speaker 1: the Norway government was like, We're going to spend that

1147
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:26,560
Speaker 1: on healthcare for our people, not riding in another country.

1148
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:33,640
Speaker 1: So what I say is UM down with Norway. Fuck them,

1149
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:37,480
Speaker 1: because what's what's important is Frozen. And this new attraction

1150
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:43,280
Speaker 1: has Elsa singing let it go, and you take a

1151
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:48,320
Speaker 1: boat ride past her and she sends you backwards in

1152
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:52,880
Speaker 1: the ride and you slide down into the Frozen world

1153
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:58,960
Speaker 1: and it's amazing to see recreation. And I don't what

1154
01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:01,640
Speaker 1: I feel like what's in Hoarden in our world is

1155
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:04,960
Speaker 1: that everyone learns about Frozen and not that people learn

1156
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:07,919
Speaker 1: about Norway's culture. So the culture of the Week goes

1157
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:13,760
Speaker 1: to Disney for really prioritizing what's important, really maintaining the

1158
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:17,760
Speaker 1: World Showcase aspect of Epcot and keeping it tight because

1159
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:24,720
Speaker 1: the countries are Mexico, United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Italy,

1160
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:30,560
Speaker 1: Morocco and Frozen China. Don't forget China and Japan. Oh

1161
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:36,520
Speaker 1: what China and Japan, I'm not familiar. Um wow, that's

1162
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,640
Speaker 1: your culture of the week. My culture of the week

1163
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 1: has got to be Um the snow White in the

1164
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:46,720
Speaker 1: Seven Dwarves ride in the Magic Kingdom. Um, just you

1165
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:49,960
Speaker 1: know it's it's the perfect ride for anyone who's too

1166
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:53,600
Speaker 1: afraid to get on Big Thunder Mountain. Perfect ride for

1167
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,560
Speaker 1: someone who wants the atmosphere of Big Thunder Mountain without

1168
01:06:56,600 --> 01:07:02,040
Speaker 1: the gravitational perturb you know, perturbation speak on the animatronics.

1169
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:06,080
Speaker 1: The animatronics. Wow, So you are the conceit of this right?

1170
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:08,080
Speaker 1: Is that you're in a mine, card in the mine

1171
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:13,400
Speaker 1: that the seven dwarves are working in, and so um,

1172
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:16,800
Speaker 1: as you ride through the mine, you see you travel

1173
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:19,680
Speaker 1: through this world. It's so do you feel like they're real?

1174
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:21,760
Speaker 1: I feel like they're real. Oh, you go into this

1175
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:25,040
Speaker 1: mine and then they have the dwarves there. Um, but

1176
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:29,160
Speaker 1: instead of like moving at ematronics, they have led screen

1177
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:33,040
Speaker 1: faces that have different emotions projected onto them. Yes, I've

1178
01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:37,360
Speaker 1: done it. Everyone at home realizes that it really feels real.

1179
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:41,000
Speaker 1: It feels so real. The animation is top notch for

1180
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:43,760
Speaker 1: a movie that's you know, almost eighty years old. So anyway,

1181
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 1: you loop around and then but at the end of

1182
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:47,920
Speaker 1: the ride, as you're being sort of you know, docked

1183
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:50,920
Speaker 1: or on the bay or whatever, um, you see the

1184
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,280
Speaker 1: House of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves and you

1185
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:57,680
Speaker 1: see snow White dancing with some of the dwarves. It's

1186
01:07:57,720 --> 01:08:02,040
Speaker 1: so funny. Why, yes, it's a laugh, right. And then

1187
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:06,160
Speaker 1: you see the Witch peeking inside the house and you

1188
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:08,120
Speaker 1: know she's up to no good. She's up to no good, mama,

1189
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:10,640
Speaker 1: and she looks very real. In fact, maybe some of

1190
01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:13,680
Speaker 1: the animatronics in that ride are more real than some

1191
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:18,280
Speaker 1: people that we know. How about that? And that is

1192
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:20,719
Speaker 1: my culture of the week, Honey, Sudie, what's your culture

1193
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:24,960
Speaker 1: of the week. Well, my culture of the week um

1194
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:30,160
Speaker 1: is actually you know has to do with brexit um

1195
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:36,120
Speaker 1: because um, in Disney World there is a ride that

1196
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:40,919
Speaker 1: is Teacups and we all know the staple of British

1197
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:45,400
Speaker 1: life absolutely and we all know the history behind you know,

1198
01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:51,320
Speaker 1: the British tea industry. Um, you know, colonization and whatnot.

1199
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:54,040
Speaker 1: And what you really get to think about when you're

1200
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:57,519
Speaker 1: in this um teacup ride that's actually has to do

1201
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:00,400
Speaker 1: with Alice in Wonderland is you get to spin and

1202
01:09:00,439 --> 01:09:04,880
Speaker 1: spin and spin, but you're controlling the spinning, which is

1203
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:11,440
Speaker 1: actually kind of like a metaphor for the fact that globalization, colonization.

1204
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:14,479
Speaker 1: You can control how fast you spin, but no matter what,

1205
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:19,880
Speaker 1: you're gonna spin, okay, because that colonization and globalization, you know,

1206
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:21,639
Speaker 1: they're one and one, And people think that we live

1207
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:23,880
Speaker 1: in a post colonial world, but we actually don't. And

1208
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:27,759
Speaker 1: so I would like to thank Disney and the Walt

1209
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:33,040
Speaker 1: Disney Corporation for bringing that lesson to young children, and

1210
01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:37,960
Speaker 1: also for bringing about the fun of spinning teacups and

1211
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:40,040
Speaker 1: owns and wondering. Because it's a wonderful movie right now,

1212
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:43,680
Speaker 1: would you say that even for young children when they

1213
01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:47,080
Speaker 1: see the teacups spin, that they could they could like

1214
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:50,400
Speaker 1: equate that to the world. I was in Disney World

1215
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:56,880
Speaker 1: yesterday and I heard a little a little girl saying, Mommy, mommy,

1216
01:09:57,720 --> 01:10:00,599
Speaker 1: I'm going to ride the Brexit ride. And she took

1217
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:03,519
Speaker 1: her to the teacups. Knew what she was talking about.

1218
01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:05,280
Speaker 1: The mother knew what she was talking about, the daughter

1219
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:10,120
Speaker 1: knew what she was talking about. And everybody voted for

1220
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:14,800
Speaker 1: voted to leave the European un right. Um, anyone who

1221
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,680
Speaker 1: voted remain does not belong in the right. Right. It's

1222
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:20,679
Speaker 1: all about you know they belong in. It's a small world.

1223
01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:23,120
Speaker 1: It's all about getting educated and then you make your

1224
01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:25,800
Speaker 1: decisions thank you, Disney. It's a small world is also

1225
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:29,519
Speaker 1: a sham because listen, it's a big world. It's a

1226
01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:32,240
Speaker 1: small world thanks to McDonald's. Well that about does it

1227
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:38,639
Speaker 1: for this episode of Lost Culture. Stas Mama, He's, well,

1228
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:40,760
Speaker 1: you know, we've had Study Green on the show, and

1229
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:44,240
Speaker 1: what I mean, I feel like we've all gotten to

1230
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:46,559
Speaker 1: know each other even better, if that's possible. I didn't

1231
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:48,840
Speaker 1: think it was, but I agree. Who here has seen

1232
01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:52,880
Speaker 1: each other's dick or vagina I've not seen. I've seen

1233
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 1: Sudy's breasts. I've seen Sudy's breast. Study may have seen

1234
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:59,040
Speaker 1: my dick outline in print. I think he's seen my penis.

1235
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:02,160
Speaker 1: I don't like i've seen either of your penises. Well,

1236
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:05,040
Speaker 1: i've touched them. Next time you've touched them because I

1237
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:06,920
Speaker 1: liked it. When you're wearing soft shorts, I just like

1238
01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:09,320
Speaker 1: to give it a tap tap. I'm wearing soft shorts

1239
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:13,400
Speaker 1: right now. Everybody's seen my breasts. I texted Betty Kenny

1240
01:11:13,479 --> 01:11:15,760
Speaker 1: is super close up picture of my nipple the other day,

1241
01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:17,559
Speaker 1: asking her if she was in town. Can I tell

1242
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:20,160
Speaker 1: you one of my very first Snapchat moments was you

1243
01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:23,200
Speaker 1: sending me a Snapchat of your boob and I screenshot

1244
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:24,960
Speaker 1: at it and then I didn't know that snapchat did this,

1245
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:27,000
Speaker 1: but then it notified you that I had screenshot at

1246
01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:29,320
Speaker 1: it at him, and I was mortified. I go, oh, no,

1247
01:11:29,479 --> 01:11:32,720
Speaker 1: do you think that if you took a snapshot of

1248
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:35,160
Speaker 1: your nipple that it would the Facebook would do the

1249
01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:39,720
Speaker 1: thing where it said City Green super spy like boom recognition.

1250
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:44,000
Speaker 1: I think that if there is any justice in this world,

1251
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:49,800
Speaker 1: my breasts would be my face. So yes, that's a

1252
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:52,120
Speaker 1: really nice way to end. I think, Sudi, where can

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Speaker 1: people follow you on social and they can follow me

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Speaker 1: at fat Jasmine with how many vowels? I think it's

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Speaker 1: like threees? Regular fat Jasmine was taken and I was like,

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Speaker 1: yea by some and the picture is a literal chubby

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Speaker 1: Jasmine and I'm just like, it's so first thought, thank you, Disney.

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Speaker 1: Sudi Green at Tudi Green on Instagram at Tudi Green

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Speaker 1: on Instagram. And um, what's our merch for this episode?

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Speaker 1: Our merch for this episode? Oh there's so much to

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Speaker 1: choose from, isn't there? I think, what do you? I

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Speaker 1: think our merch is? Um, we don't make up any

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Speaker 1: rules this episode. We're all we were gonna three of

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Speaker 1: us are going to co write a three page memoir

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Speaker 1: called Bad Moms Do Go Bad Moms Too. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: be half memoir, half sequel to Bad Moms I Love,

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Speaker 1: starring us as Kristen Bell, Christine Applegate, and Mila Cunas.

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Speaker 1: And off the air, we're about to argue about who's

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Speaker 1: to Thank you guys so much, Thank you podcast. I'm

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Speaker 1: at Roger, Thank you, Forever Dog. Bye, be talking out

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