WEBVTT - My Auntie's Bike

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today. The

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<v Speaker 1>subject the subject does he still have feelings for her?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into that and find out if he does.

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<v Speaker 1>And just a few but right now, yeah, we want

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<v Speaker 1>to know this one right. But the junior is here

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<v Speaker 1>for the nephew with today's prying phone call what you

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<v Speaker 1>gut for its junior? Okay, sure that, I'm gonna say.

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<v Speaker 1>There's two ways. I don't know which one you're comfortable with,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's my aunt's bike or my Asius bike, whichever

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<v Speaker 1>one you want. You're not making this no fight. My

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<v Speaker 1>aunt's bike on my anus bike running Hello, Hello, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to reach a bond and man, this this this

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<v Speaker 1>K dub Man. Listen do do do? Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>somebody to live on? Yeah, my mama, my mom stayed on.

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this? Hey? This this K dub Man. My

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<v Speaker 1>auntie missed Tensley, she lived all my auntie say, you

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<v Speaker 1>came over here and stole a bicycle and some other

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<v Speaker 1>stuff out of her garage. Okay, hold up, first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>who is you? Man? I stole a bike at somebody garage?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this Who is Kate. I don't know know

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<v Speaker 1>Kay does? This is? This is Kay dub Man. My

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<v Speaker 1>auntie Ms Tinsley, little down the street from your mama

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<v Speaker 1>and my anti just got telling me you're the one

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<v Speaker 1>came when I took a bike in a tool box

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<v Speaker 1>of somebody that garage man. First of all, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know no damn miss Tinsley. In second roll, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't steal your your auntie, Miss Tinsley say I stole somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>Put a point on the phone, man, put your any

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone. I ain't stole uhing from nowhere. I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't got she can't talk any can't talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Why she ain't talk? She said, I sold so No,

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<v Speaker 1>my ain't my auntie deaf. She signed lang with me

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<v Speaker 1>and told me that you don't want to stole stole

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<v Speaker 1>the bike, you know, Auntie death And she told you

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<v Speaker 1>she signling with you and said I stole the bike.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you get my numble hold on? She said,

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<v Speaker 1>quit all that damn line. You know, damn well you're

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<v Speaker 1>the one that stole the bike holding so your auntie

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<v Speaker 1>it's cussing me. I to you didn't Sila. You're telling

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<v Speaker 1>me that I just stole the damn bike. Say man,

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, hell, you even get my number? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I got number, asked him for miss. Ain't your mama?

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<v Speaker 1>Mrs Yeah, mrs my mama. Okay, okay, well look man,

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<v Speaker 1>the people down the street up and then the new

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<v Speaker 1>your number. I told them I needed to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>you through them. I ain't He told me that that

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<v Speaker 1>you was the one that showed the bike out to garaw.

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<v Speaker 1>Now look, I ain't trying to Can you kick that?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you siglate with back to your ain't it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I was back to her, tell her that I said it.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't stole no mike. How about that? Tell you

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't stole no damn right now, man, grown man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to tell her right now. Wait a minute, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, she's saying something. She said, you're black, just

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<v Speaker 1>lying and you know that well you said then look him, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you ainty that street with nobody on that street. It's

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<v Speaker 1>felt for my voma. I'm a grown man. So I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta sell a bike for so deaf. She must be

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<v Speaker 1>dumb too, she's deaf fan dog. She's like, I sold

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<v Speaker 1>so y'all. I don't even know y'all ain't deaf and

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<v Speaker 1>dumb dude, Okay, my ain't you don't nevel lie? And

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<v Speaker 1>if Mrs Tenses saying that that that somebody took some

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<v Speaker 1>that dog, she's telling the truth. I ain't it gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be lying and just to be lying? Why she just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna lie on you? Whych she gonna get you out?

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, I don't know what's going on,

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<v Speaker 1>but I ain't got no reason to steal no bike. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta cart that ain't paid for. I got, I

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<v Speaker 1>got a grown man. I'm trying to get cuts of

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<v Speaker 1>in my son. So I'm gonna coming to somebody garad

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<v Speaker 1>And still, Mike, did you praying you crazy? This? She

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<v Speaker 1>is may get out of my line with that. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, hold on my ain't it talk man, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to see what she's saying. You say that black No,

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<v Speaker 1>damn well he took that bike and he better bring

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<v Speaker 1>that damn bike. Looking, man, I don't know what you

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<v Speaker 1>said on my line. Man, I ain't took no bike.

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<v Speaker 1>Get dumb? Ain't his line? Do he even dona tell

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<v Speaker 1>you something? You're gonna respect my amy? Hey, man, you

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<v Speaker 1>canna respect me? You called my phone with them. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean you're trying to get my together. You colling some

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<v Speaker 1>who aren't you? Are you? I don't know this is

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know I man, I'm k dub everybody, No

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<v Speaker 1>ka dub. I ain't never heard of no k dub

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<v Speaker 1>on in my life. My mom had been staying on

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<v Speaker 1>for fifteen years. I never heard no oka dug. I

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<v Speaker 1>heard no miss Tensily, I heard a boy, No deaf ladies.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't seen no bike. Get off my line. Man, See,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna make me go down and steal something out

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<v Speaker 1>of miss house. If you don't bring that, then bike back.

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<v Speaker 1>You got me. Bring somebody to my mama's if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to tell about my way over there something body

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<v Speaker 1>come up by my house. My family is gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>old for you, that deaf dumb ain't you guys who

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<v Speaker 1>hell down? That gave you my number? Everybody you got me,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll go this up. That's true. Dump you come by

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<v Speaker 1>my mama house. You're back now stepping my mama. Glad

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<v Speaker 1>you come by my mama play you work. You got

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<v Speaker 1>me up. You're gonna tell me to the thought side.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on my way right now. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>we still on the phone on the Wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, Wait a minute, what you're saying, ain't

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't say nobody scared of your ow Craig, say,

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<v Speaker 1>tell yo deaf, I ain't need to bring up outside.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'll bet you she hear them licks. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be putting on your yo. I'll bet she's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>undeaf today. I bet you get cued when you keep

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<v Speaker 1>me whipping your man. Literally, I ain't coming by myself

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<v Speaker 1>on the commic. Gonna be there with me, commic, gonna

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<v Speaker 1>help me? Whoop your way? Who the time to tell me?

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy man a few times from the sea Harby Morning Show,

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<v Speaker 1>you just got pranked by your mama MS Bureau. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>right there, man, my my mama. No, I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>nobody with a man. Guy, your mama, your mama. My

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<v Speaker 1>son loved me to dell. He don't let not he

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<v Speaker 1>take care of me. He don't let nothing go wrong

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<v Speaker 1>with me. I don't let nobody mess with me. He said.

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<v Speaker 1>All you got to do with that, like you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do something to his mama. Man, Well, I don't see anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't see him because like I did, Guy, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the mirror. Sweet, I'm man for read y'all need this, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to go. I was myself till my mama.

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<v Speaker 1>She wrong for that to dude. What's up? Whatever you do?

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<v Speaker 1>You have to change, boy, you have to change you

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<v Speaker 1>just like before you love your mama. Ain't man? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta ask you, man, one more thing. What is

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<v Speaker 1>the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in

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<v Speaker 1>the land, man without a doubt? Man, Steve Harvey Morning

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<v Speaker 1>show man? Well get a few timing man without doubt? Heymen,

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<v Speaker 1>tell all right, I go drop off the little analoge.

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<v Speaker 1>She wanted. She wanted to play games. Do I love it?

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<v Speaker 1>He had a lot to say, didn't he. He didn't care.

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<v Speaker 1>After a while, what her condition will? She can be

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<v Speaker 1>undeaf today? And beside yo, blak, hold on, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>she's saying something. Oh man, hey, can you sign back

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<v Speaker 1>to your eighty for me? You cannot mess with everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>He was not to be played with. He was not

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<v Speaker 1>about this bike. He's a grown man, and he said,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a car. What I'm look like custody? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>Come over here, my mama, step on my mama, grand

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<v Speaker 1>and you go by my mama to the dark side.

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<v Speaker 1>He got warm. Yes, yeah, it's my new favorite. Now

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<v Speaker 1>aunt my auntie bike man. Man, she was back crazy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's it for me. And his anger escalated and

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<v Speaker 1>it hit optimum point when he said, I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>with your mama's house and still something man. Yeah, that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a solution. I got something. What you see to

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<v Speaker 1>come to my mama house. It got real lip there,

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<v Speaker 1>ye all right. Uh, that's the prank phone call coming

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<v Speaker 1>up next. It is the Strawberry letter with the subject

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<v Speaker 1>does he still have feelings for her? We'll find out

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<v Speaker 1>right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.