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Speaker 1: Horrible Decisions. Welcome guys to another episode of Harry Blair Decision.
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Speaker 1: don't girl? Who is saying about it? I am dead bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm wheezy. Nice seen each ch'all again, we have a
Speaker 1: special guest, that's right, we're in the trap today. It's
Speaker 1: given trapped listening, It's given trap from Egypt. I was like,
Speaker 1: you know when email, you know, we get a lot
Speaker 1: of PR emails, and I'd be like, now we don't respond.
Speaker 1: We really included, we don't respond, but someone we both.
Speaker 1: I was like, influencers, but you're fun. Don't ruin this
Speaker 1: for me, bro. If I shared the fucking videos of
Speaker 1: my homegirls, they'd be like, damn, she ain't sucking no d.
Speaker 1: So let's start with that. We've got Cleo Trapling. Hey,
Speaker 1: come on there. For anyone that's listening that hasn't heard
Speaker 1: of you before, doesn't know who you are, or is
Speaker 1: an alien in and it just doesn't have social media,
Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about and just you're not
Speaker 1: into the culture that there's a long list. If you
Speaker 1: don't know who I am, I'm Cleo Trapper, I'm that
Speaker 1: girl you feel me. I'm a wrapper. I'm an influencer,
Speaker 1: which means like influence the girls. Which one came first.
Speaker 1: She's a grandma teacher. She's a Greechi y'all motherfucker more
Speaker 1: than grandma too. I'm I'm teaching the girls curious. Really,
Speaker 1: Teacher ship really made me feel like some of the
Speaker 1: videos I watched, I was like, these are funny, but like,
Speaker 1: are there niggas I know that don't know this ship?
Speaker 1: You good niggas. They don't know the difference between there
Speaker 1: and there the jail, they don't the bad time to
Speaker 1: reading jail. They learned how to make burritos out of cheetos.
Speaker 1: That's what they learned in jail. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: They learned how to do Benny Hotna's on a bed frame.
Speaker 1: Are crazy, bro, No, that's your side on the stairs.
Speaker 1: That ship is nuts on the watched it before too,
Speaker 1: because you know these niggas and jil got faced something
Speaker 1: now so it's like he showed me him. Wait wait
Speaker 1: wait he showed you. So you gotta nigga jack. This
Speaker 1: is a TV. This is a TV's like laws. That's me. Okay,
Speaker 1: So we want to have some ice We have some
Speaker 1: icebreakers for you to get to know you a little bit. Okay. Now,
Speaker 1: maybe everybody else wants to know where you're from and
Speaker 1: ship like that, but we want to know would you
Speaker 1: if you had to beck suck toes or eat as
Speaker 1: I'm gonna suck toes, I'm not gonna eat as because
Speaker 1: I don't know. Am I talking about not eating nigga as?
Speaker 1: I automatically thought female because I'm not eating niggas? What
Speaker 1: wrong with that? I'm good you want to. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I don't. I don't want to put my tongue. Then,
Speaker 1: But do you lick balls? Yeah? You don't hit but
Speaker 1: Chris right right there? All right? But like that's a
Speaker 1: booty hole out, you know what it's like. It's literally
Speaker 1: like going to a door and deciding to knock and
Speaker 1: ring the doorbell. That's like it's right there. I'm not
Speaker 1: giving her swipe. I probably will give it a swipe,
Speaker 1: but I never did that a swipe with your finger,
Speaker 1: your tongue. You've never actually now, y'all got me? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: well we'll go to the next one. My next one
Speaker 1: is have you ever had a three soths? No, if
Speaker 1: you had to have one, would you rather have two
Speaker 1: men or two women? Two women? Two women? Okay? Now?
Speaker 1: Would you maybe eat her booty hole? Yeah? I probably
Speaker 1: eat her bud, but it's like chicken. I'm probably eat her.
Speaker 1: But if she sprashed out the shower, well, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what you do, We're not telling you to do it
Speaker 1: after they come back. I'm not eating you. Wasn't never
Speaker 1: a skid mark like this was fresh, yeah fresh, still
Speaker 1: not eating a nigger. But I told wait, too much
Speaker 1: going on and like, you know, just sometimes they gotta
Speaker 1: get in there a lot, like you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: you gotta really have your toes. Patty also want to ask,
Speaker 1: because you were very fucking confident, do you shoot your
Speaker 1: shot or do they have to holler at you? I
Speaker 1: ain't gotta lie. I ain't gonna lie. I'd be a
Speaker 1: little shot to shoot my shot, but I wouldn't. I
Speaker 1: never shot your shot in the d M s or
Speaker 1: like at a party or anywhere. I shot a little
Speaker 1: bit in the d M. Okay shot a little what's
Speaker 1: your shot? Like? What do you do? I replied to
Speaker 1: the story. I give a heart. I give a heart
Speaker 1: on the story or something like a little five thought.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do too much. Sometimes I started
Speaker 1: on smooth like fighting Moti like it. That's what I like.
Speaker 1: That's hard, hard, little bit I feel like that's in
Speaker 1: case of Nigga occouraged me. That's my way of just
Speaker 1: being like, first of all, I was just like I
Speaker 1: was talking, aw you doing my mother's an ask you
Speaker 1: right now. I'm just sending the d M once you
Speaker 1: and I'm a following, like actually really no, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: hold You'll follow a little bit I don't like, and
Speaker 1: then once you start sucking, then I'm followed because I
Speaker 1: don't want niggas all up in my follows. I got
Speaker 1: caught up recently happy on the niggas watch follows they do,
Speaker 1: they do it now you could search. It's too much
Speaker 1: like that. You're swetting yourself out watching. I've never watched
Speaker 1: little I'm follows. I don't give a fuck what I
Speaker 1: recently did the whole like three picked ship and then
Speaker 1: they like him back, and you know normally it always
Speaker 1: works online. So I went to this party. I was
Speaker 1: at the Continental Club in l A dude ran up
Speaker 1: on me and was like you like y'all know me?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, did I him?
Speaker 1: And then like you've been liking my ship? I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: he really don't look like his pigs. It's catfish. Hey
Speaker 1: this wasn't very small man, but you can tell highten
Speaker 1: the picture though. Yeah, I love next to a door.
Speaker 1: You cannot in its angles in depth. Not nah, sometimes
Speaker 1: you can't, like I feel like there's something about hair
Speaker 1: to head like and then you know and then you
Speaker 1: gotta realize short, they just don't take that much full
Speaker 1: body pictures. Always getting at the southie heuthie soufie. Are
Speaker 1: you are you a high queen? Like? Do you like guys?
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna lie I twiling at me? That's
Speaker 1: what you say, did a guy that was five six? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was young like seven, but short Nigg's got big dicks. Bro,
Speaker 1: thank you. Maybe I wouldn't know. You wouldn't know, and
Speaker 1: maybe you think. But God is fair and that's why
Speaker 1: he makes ugly people funny. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: He makes I'm serious, I'm beautiful by my teeth are big.
Speaker 1: That's because God's being fair. He was like, we're gonna
Speaker 1: make you cute. Book. I used to not have ticks,
Speaker 1: So that's a fair person. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You got his personality, but good looking with money and
Speaker 1: a big dick. Just know that Nigga is gonna break
Speaker 1: your heart. And that's what I'm saying. Don't got to
Speaker 1: look out for ship like that like that that ten
Speaker 1: ten ten across the board. Something is a zero something?
Speaker 1: Wait not you you just skip fir with the zero.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe born though, fun niggas what money? Sometimes they'll
Speaker 1: be born. Yeah, so I need no, we need to
Speaker 1: know what's a zero to you, ma'am? Just not having
Speaker 1: no money as a zero? Yeah, there we go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like that makes the most sense. Like that
Speaker 1: makes sense. So I know that I could be treated
Speaker 1: by I know that you could give me what I
Speaker 1: would give myself. You know what I'm saying. I like that.
Speaker 1: What kind of things do you think are your hard
Speaker 1: nose and dating? Like if you got this, if it
Speaker 1: makes use to me, that's not a hard note for me,
Speaker 1: but it might be for you. What are some of
Speaker 1: the things that's like? Is it height? Is it kids?
Speaker 1: Why did the whole room everybody say kids? The whole
Speaker 1: time I play step mommy, I'll be playing. And it's
Speaker 1: crazy because if my my video that really went viral
Speaker 1: first was like to save me a baby father and
Speaker 1: nobody knows like she plays that mommy real bad, not
Speaker 1: real bad. But I mean, like I fadily had to say,
Speaker 1: it's it's a lot with that, the height, the kids, funny.
Speaker 1: That's why you gotta get to know. I really think
Speaker 1: that's how short dudes get girlfriends. That's the one of
Speaker 1: the first Apparently you can't tell no. I think you
Speaker 1: gotta meet him and then they like break you down.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. That's how I can't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't sunk with a short nig go off for
Speaker 1: social media like that's a dub, Like wait why because
Speaker 1: when I'm getting this again from that, it's short, Like
Speaker 1: that's what I see is short and I'm just getting
Speaker 1: you gotta catch me out side something funny, shap like
Speaker 1: trying to make me laughing. I'm like, oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: know he show funny, like but funny. You know what's crazy?
Speaker 1: How was that chocolate sundays Um. I don't know if
Speaker 1: y'all heard of it, but it's just's I didn't know
Speaker 1: it's been around for twenty years, but it's black night
Speaker 1: at the last Factory and the funniest people were short,
Speaker 1: and I'm just saying, I'm really fun Nigga came up
Speaker 1: and I was like, in no way he's gonna be funny,
Speaker 1: and he wasn't. And the whole role of bitches was
Speaker 1: like we knew that Nigga wasn't gonna have jokes, and
Speaker 1: I was like wow. And then another chick came up
Speaker 1: who was beautiful right, but like had no makeup are
Speaker 1: kind of was dressed chill. When we were talking after
Speaker 1: she was like, oh, if I do it up like Nigga's,
Speaker 1: don't laugh at me. They started looking at like I
Speaker 1: gotta almost dune myself down because for some reason, comedians
Speaker 1: can't be too good looking. So see, it's really it's
Speaker 1: a real thing. I mean, niggas are funnier when they're
Speaker 1: funny looking. No, you you just laughed just by looking
Speaker 1: at you know what nigga's is funny or when they're
Speaker 1: funny looking. It's just the thing. I said that. Here's
Speaker 1: what about Drew Ski drewsk Q. I ain't gonna hold
Speaker 1: you that nigga funny and funny looking, and I love it,
Speaker 1: saying I feel like Drewsky could get the baddest bitches Like, no,
Speaker 1: he has money now, topic he has money. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying that's happy on he got money money niggas, he's
Speaker 1: opening up towards for people and ship Now I'm sure
Speaker 1: Jerusky is sucking bad bitches. And beast. I hate to
Speaker 1: be one of the people that be like how many
Speaker 1: fucking bitch I would fuck you either, but it was
Speaker 1: like a d M slide. I'd probably be like nah,
Speaker 1: but if I was in the club, I feel like
Speaker 1: that they feel like I would like my cow and funny.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna get into our Vanilla Shiet, which
Speaker 1: is our news segment for the week. This ship, I
Speaker 1: felt like it was a trap. Uh. So. There was
Speaker 1: a British lottery winner. This was a few weeks ago
Speaker 1: that claimed his girlfriend, who was living with him and
Speaker 1: was already rent paying rent no rent, dumped him took
Speaker 1: his four point two million dollars in earnings after winning.
Speaker 1: He's thirty nine years old named Kirk, and he says
Speaker 1: four year old girlfriend Laura and him were set for
Speaker 1: life after winning the jackpot, which he opted to receive
Speaker 1: as eleven thousand a month over thirty years. So. It
Speaker 1: was recently revealed that his girlfriend, who lives with him
Speaker 1: in his two eighty thousand dollar three bedroom home in
Speaker 1: the UK um literally was about to propose to her
Speaker 1: and they had plans of taking the money and turning
Speaker 1: it into a business. However, the woman took the money
Speaker 1: and ran about ten weeks after he got the money.
Speaker 1: When it came time to move in and he gave
Speaker 1: her the money to buy a new crib and do
Speaker 1: all this, she dumped him. He says. She took all
Speaker 1: the lottery earnings because the tickets was bought with her cash,
Speaker 1: so it was linked to her account, so the money
Speaker 1: had to directly go to her, even though the ticket
Speaker 1: was his. I guess she swiped her some ship like that.
Speaker 1: So he was like, that should be my home too.
Speaker 1: We chose it together. It's the house we were meant
Speaker 1: to move in together. And despite his feelings, he still
Speaker 1: helped her move into the dream home, trying to like
Speaker 1: hold on, but basically the bitch was like, you nick
Speaker 1: him out now and they just boyfriend girlfriends. This is
Speaker 1: the interesting partner to say, like, what is it? I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you what this is. This is when you're
Speaker 1: at the casino and then gives you money to play,
Speaker 1: then you win mad money. Is it his money or
Speaker 1: is it your money? I agree? How much did I win?
Speaker 1: A million dollars? I hope you enjoyed ten thousand. My
Speaker 1: thing is what did he do to deserve this? Oh? Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: his dick was whack. And she was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I got money now, I don't anybody I wanted. I
Speaker 1: just thinking she was right now. She was like, thank you,
Speaker 1: she was. Let me tell you. It was just an
Speaker 1: underlying issue with them. She hasn't spoke out yet. But
Speaker 1: they're assuming that she hasn't spoke out yet because they
Speaker 1: think he's gonna try to take her to court and
Speaker 1: see her. And I don't think that's going in. He
Speaker 1: just money win in what account? Back? My I bought it.
Speaker 1: I bought the ticket, so he just picked the numbers?
Speaker 1: Did he should have bought his own ticket? Like, like,
Speaker 1: you can't buy your own ticket, you know, I mean
Speaker 1: that's how far were you? No? No, no no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: he was paying her. They were living together, so she
Speaker 1: was right free. That don't mean nothing if they was
Speaker 1: living there. Okay, here is the four point two million
Speaker 1: dollar questions. If you got a ticket that a dude
Speaker 1: bar for you, but it was your ticket in your hand,
Speaker 1: how much would you give him at a four point
Speaker 1: two million? It depends the nigger mean, yeah, it depends
Speaker 1: on our relationship. It depends on a lot. Though. How
Speaker 1: long would they was that how long they was together
Speaker 1: for It depends is he achieva? Like, is he paying?
Speaker 1: He just lied to me doing all this dicken like
Speaker 1: because he's going on you doesn't say. But they were
Speaker 1: living together, I guess because he said he was about
Speaker 1: to propose. So what maybe three or four years? Can
Speaker 1: you imagine? He was like, man, I'm about you were
Speaker 1: ringing with this money? My money? Yeah, I'm not even
Speaker 1: every time I watched and we got that white girl
Speaker 1: that like went and found a nigging to be the
Speaker 1: care of public and some fucking random place. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna buy my ring because um domenico, Like,
Speaker 1: why your own ring gets sucking sick? Baby? This period
Speaker 1: that No, they want to be married. It's not even
Speaker 1: to be like baby, you're knowing, I don't have any
Speaker 1: the morning when we dog loving Paradise. It is only
Speaker 1: on the app y'all gotta watched this ship. It's the
Speaker 1: white girl with this fine ass nigga. He's like six nine.
Speaker 1: She said he got the biggest dick she's ever seen.
Speaker 1: She said it's so big they gotta take break down
Speaker 1: to his knee. Oh my god, bro, he didn't sorry
Speaker 1: thick like that I'm scared. I want I want room.
Speaker 1: No I'm not, like I realized now I need to
Speaker 1: just large but not extra large, yeah like extrage like no,
Speaker 1: like extra lodge and don't know how to fund the muscle. Bro,
Speaker 1: you don't even be mad. I realized now. I just
Speaker 1: I still want to be but not extra large. I
Speaker 1: ain't doing it. I feel like if God hands you
Speaker 1: something like see, he's just gonna be like, no, it's
Speaker 1: a pet because there's so much word. But that don't
Speaker 1: mean they know what they're doing well. And then there's
Speaker 1: my problem too. When it's extra large, it only fits
Speaker 1: in one hole for real, For all I told you,
Speaker 1: I had the one where I couldn't even go past
Speaker 1: the head and I was embarrassed. You would rather have
Speaker 1: a medium dick, But I would have a medium large,
Speaker 1: Like let's get it into like clothing sizes. I would
Speaker 1: want to m slash owl um because then it can
Speaker 1: go on all the holes. When it's like extra l
Speaker 1: it's only given puss. And then it's like it's only
Speaker 1: given puss because my mouth. Now I feel embarrassed, like
Speaker 1: I gotta just lick the side. Like he's not gonna
Speaker 1: be for along either, with that X. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: honest with you if it had I don't need my
Speaker 1: wisdom teeth. I've been waiting to take him out anyway,
Speaker 1: tag them out. I don't want make wait what okay,
Speaker 1: I want to let me go. Let me go in hell, no, bro,
Speaker 1: when you were like find out how like, just tell me?
Speaker 1: Because this is how excited I get. And I think
Speaker 1: I've had a lot of reaction from news about how
Speaker 1: excited I get about dicks when I ends it, when
Speaker 1: I see it's big, Oh my god, I get so happy.
Speaker 1: And every time that I'd be like, yo, I can't
Speaker 1: believe how long you waited for me to fuck you
Speaker 1: when you knew you had this big as Why have
Speaker 1: a fun nig with a big dick that don't know
Speaker 1: how to funes later down? I know, I ride and ship.
Speaker 1: I just want to feel full. I want to feel full.
Speaker 1: I don't like feeling like there's that she's got to
Speaker 1: feel want to I'm going to be skinny. It's fashion
Speaker 1: met now. Have you have y'all ever had dick? Though?
Speaker 1: That was so good that you were like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I think I'm good for the month. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I feel like that I met me feel
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I'm now too. The
Speaker 1: problem is when I get dick that good, it makes
Speaker 1: me thirstier for dick. Like I haven't had sex in
Speaker 1: two months, right, which is a shame. That's why I'm
Speaker 1: wearing a dress right now. I'm inviting bro. I went
Speaker 1: your four fashion week parties, right and I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna meet my husband. And as the night went
Speaker 1: on and got to like two, got to three, I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm just meet a boyfriend. Maybe I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: find a dick to maybe I'm just gonna meet someone
Speaker 1: from hand minute to the bathroom. Like it got lower
Speaker 1: and lower the standard. But I say that to say
Speaker 1: I actually haven't been craving it as much. And I
Speaker 1: think it's because I'm not getting me. We're not getting it.
Speaker 1: I need it. It's like I feel like I just
Speaker 1: I could smell a nigga and one na I didn't.
Speaker 1: I got the imprint left still on my pussy, but
Speaker 1: obviously I wanted to imprint out. I want them to
Speaker 1: make a dent in me. I'll be like, suck me up.
Speaker 1: I want to you have to suck me hard enough
Speaker 1: so that I won't suck the niggas so you stay
Speaker 1: there sometimes that love, I'm trifling. I love saying that ship.
Speaker 1: They know I'll be lying because they know I'm emotional,
Speaker 1: but i'd be like, I don't want to have to
Speaker 1: like get dick. Actually, what you're real honor when you're dating?
Speaker 1: Do you let men know when you got a roster?
Speaker 1: And do you normally keep a roster? Oh yeah, I'm coming. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to know to the rules to your roster,
Speaker 1: keep it, Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I don't be
Speaker 1: keeping a roster. Okay, you know I don't be keeping
Speaker 1: a roster because I'm I'm like a real love of girls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: every I'm a real love a girl, like really really
Speaker 1: love a girl like once, I really like fun with
Speaker 1: a nigga. I'm just like, I just not only nigga
Speaker 1: that I want to, okay, but your boyfriend. But you
Speaker 1: don't know what type of they were built to be
Speaker 1: on the couch together. Oh my god, you know work,
Speaker 1: but like for real tis and tourists like giving y'all
Speaker 1: are delusional with the dick. But that's I'm telling you
Speaker 1: that must really be a thing you weren't as a tourist.
Speaker 1: That's like the best match. We're like, okay, because we're
Speaker 1: gonna cry Scorpio. I'm a Scorpio moon. Alright, We're not
Speaker 1: universe housing this pod talking about Manifest. You right there
Speaker 1: on the court saying Manifest I speaking to the universe.
Speaker 1: But the universe it could be beyond the start of
Speaker 1: the moons and planets and same shot. It's just we
Speaker 1: in the dome anyway. But we're not in two years
Speaker 1: away from ok I'm just saying. I'm just saying I do.
Speaker 1: I do appreciate though, like um, what you're saying about
Speaker 1: being a loved girl, because like I feel like you
Speaker 1: gotta have that hard front and then that makes it
Speaker 1: more special when nigga's like find out that you'd be
Speaker 1: cooking for them and be like Nigga free online. Actually
Speaker 1: a niggas like that, low key? I think, So why
Speaker 1: playing like option? I was just so I'm talking to
Speaker 1: somebody knew joint Patrion if y'all want to hear who
Speaker 1: he is. And I just recently went to Jesus. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like Jesus went to cut him off, like literally was
Speaker 1: like you know what, I'm like I told him good
Speaker 1: night at five thirty. That's how you know. I'm really like,
Speaker 1: I'm good on you. Just don't don't hit me no more.
Speaker 1: Nikka popped up on me to like, came to my studio.
Speaker 1: I was like, you working today? Yes, Nikka popped up
Speaker 1: at the studio on me, and I was like, damn.
Speaker 1: So we went to dumble House and was like just
Speaker 1: chatting it up and I was like, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: off you. He was like, yeah, I know. That's why
Speaker 1: I popped up on you because even though I'm lifing
Speaker 1: right now and you tried to cut me off, Hey, niggas,
Speaker 1: you I like talking to what I still why do
Speaker 1: I have to like? He actually liked being treated like ship.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, this one's I'm gonna be honest
Speaker 1: with you. There's one bad sign to that. And my
Speaker 1: mom used to tell me that. She's like, you know,
Speaker 1: a man is a cast and Ova type and they
Speaker 1: got a bunch of women when you just try to
Speaker 1: cut them and then they come back because they're not
Speaker 1: used to that, And she's like and so granted that
Speaker 1: keeps their attention, which is great, I'm gonna get mine.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I do agree though, because you
Speaker 1: kind of want to do that, like is locked in
Speaker 1: with you. I shouldn't have to fucking be a bit
Speaker 1: for you to come to me. But also I'm not
Speaker 1: in the position now where I want to feel like
Speaker 1: I'm begging a nigga hang out, Hey can we? I
Speaker 1: wanted to be mutual, so I wanted man to show up,
Speaker 1: like a lot of men don't make efforts to like
Speaker 1: a lot of women, especially when they like really really
Speaker 1: like anody want to see that motherfucker all the time.
Speaker 1: It made like, look that's see that mean? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So when they don't like you, feel a little like
Speaker 1: curb So for me to curb him and then him
Speaker 1: to step up, Yeah, yeah, that's what That's what I thought.
Speaker 1: I think the best the best thing I've done that's
Speaker 1: like been successful for me when I noticed like long
Speaker 1: long your lasting relationships. I'm really thirsty about one to
Speaker 1: spend time with someone, but I hold it in and
Speaker 1: the time, like, let's just say it's going really well,
Speaker 1: I'll deny it once, just once, because I feel like
Speaker 1: sometimes you need to have that power back. Sorry, I
Speaker 1: can'd and I but like I really hope I can
Speaker 1: see you another time soon. Oh my god, I'm bad
Speaker 1: at because I need them to be like you just
Speaker 1: be like, come over talking to you big. Gotta give
Speaker 1: them one be fit like leggings. I'm fit. Pulling up up. Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't know what you said. You said, so you
Speaker 1: here instead of no, you here, pull up, I pull up.
Speaker 1: I am pull I'm in the car my way before
Speaker 1: I even ask you. You are a love girl. Bid
Speaker 1: I'm assuming you might be able to put it down
Speaker 1: if you were tourists. So okay, uh tell us we
Speaker 1: have a horrid DIRB segment, which means it's our sex tip.
Speaker 1: We're gonna hand it over to you. What is your
Speaker 1: tip either for something that you need done to you
Speaker 1: that's amazing that you think people should know, or something
Speaker 1: you do that's great. Give us your oh no shape though, listen,
Speaker 1: I know I feel like the reverse cow girl is
Speaker 1: really like really underestimate it. Like I feel like that
Speaker 1: move right there, have it, it gets going. They like that.
Speaker 1: They like that turnaround and that run right. Okay you
Speaker 1: know what, little booties, I feel like that's our time
Speaker 1: to shine. It is really it looks bad from that angle.
Speaker 1: Is that what yall are saying? Wait, I can see it.
Speaker 1: If I can see it when you sit, it's only
Speaker 1: just stay up, been down and poke it out and
Speaker 1: then also take a picture from the bottom from mind
Speaker 1: a little bit. But no, it does. It's like it's
Speaker 1: not only doesn't make it look bigger, it's just like
Speaker 1: it's the best angle and like you get a little
Speaker 1: moment and bounce your ship where normally you can't. Just
Speaker 1: like you know, girls with big booties they don't have
Speaker 1: to do that. Nick this woman like this, yeah, but
Speaker 1: also let me tell you how these knees and hips. Baby. No,
Speaker 1: the way I got to like go to yoga is
Speaker 1: something I was in Burras. So we were we're working
Speaker 1: on the couch, right, and he wanted me to get
Speaker 1: on top. So the easiest way on top on the
Speaker 1: couch is like this, like fine, let me just sit
Speaker 1: on your deck and go like this, it's easy. My
Speaker 1: legs worked that way that No, baby, he wanted me
Speaker 1: to turn around and so but turned around, my legs
Speaker 1: had to be spread open and saw it like got
Speaker 1: on top and he was like, okay, go lower, baby,
Speaker 1: let me lower, And I was like it's the lowest
Speaker 1: I could go. That is what you want to lift
Speaker 1: your dick up if you want to get up in it.
Speaker 1: This my my hips were not allowing me to sit
Speaker 1: down because like my legs was all like opening ship.
Speaker 1: I said, just say, letting me come out on the
Speaker 1: What do you want me to do? That position? It's
Speaker 1: literally you don't have to rely on your That should
Speaker 1: be easier. That should be talking about when you when
Speaker 1: you gotta straddle, you have to you cannot use did straddle.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about my hips. Hold on, y'all,
Speaker 1: if you start, I'm a show in the couch. Okay
Speaker 1: that because I was like, I can't go drick, No, okay,
Speaker 1: sit out. Let me show you what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I can your feet up up, That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: What hold on? What do you mean I gotta put
Speaker 1: my feet I'll wait like a froggy. Put it in
Speaker 1: the middle. So yeah, you're the guest star, come to
Speaker 1: the center. Wait a second, so you're talking about like
Speaker 1: a froggy, go use your dot com for SLA. I
Speaker 1: was given that foul in terms of that. You know,
Speaker 1: my knees don't work for this Nie don't work? Is
Speaker 1: the living make the stalliones and no that don't work,
Speaker 1: you don't run, So no, it's giving this damn got one?
Speaker 1: What is giving? Its given? I'm gonna just sit on
Speaker 1: the dick. You should try wrapping your legs around and
Speaker 1: only use a hip thrust wrapping. I am five foot
Speaker 1: one with terretula, Luke, doctor Richla, what's the terradactyl? As
Speaker 1: you already though, I don't be no words, and it'll
Speaker 1: get it, It'll get it A t rex. I got
Speaker 1: t rex as motherfucker ready to get I got. I
Speaker 1: got motherfucking little people as leg You see, I did good.
Speaker 1: I call it little people. I got the little people
Speaker 1: like I can't straddle nobody all my niggles over six three?
Speaker 1: What am I straddle? They have big as bodies, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? I like that for you, girl,
Speaker 1: I like it. I like it too, children, it vid,
Speaker 1: But I want to get it to the horrible decision
Speaker 1: because you are that girl, and I want you to
Speaker 1: help all of the girls become that girl, especially because
Speaker 1: we are approaching cutting season. We're all approaching in our thirties.
Speaker 1: No I mean, I mean my thirties. But I feel
Speaker 1: like when you said we're approaching, I was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: we're approaching the time where trying to get a bit
Speaker 1: to get more in their feelings because the sun is going,
Speaker 1: we are dead, are shorter, and we just want to
Speaker 1: cut off. I have to chase the sun so that
Speaker 1: I cannot chase niggers. That is not kidding. Literally, I'm
Speaker 1: avoiding winter at all costs. I gets so depressed winters time.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I don't know why, Bro, I unders be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, First of all, have an I'd be like,
Speaker 1: this is all we're gonna do together. Then if I
Speaker 1: don't have any, I'd be like, damn, I gotta be
Speaker 1: in the streets and in snow boots. Like no, if
Speaker 1: you had a niggadore on the winter time, I feel
Speaker 1: like it's giving vacation, vacation. Let's go like we want
Speaker 1: to be honest, to be cooped up inside because it's winter,
Speaker 1: that is the best thing to do. And and y'all
Speaker 1: should look for a lot of different vacation destinations. I know,
Speaker 1: you know, going away for the holidays to a warm
Speaker 1: place could be expensive. I'm telling you, mynt just google, bro, guys,
Speaker 1: scanner Google your city and the next part on Google
Speaker 1: put everywhere you gotta go out of the country to
Speaker 1: be somewhere warm. Me. I didn't. Yeah, I didn't even
Speaker 1: mean it that way, like just find hot late. I
Speaker 1: think that vacations are definitely the thing for winter, and also,
Speaker 1: you know, you figure out if you make or break.
Speaker 1: I used to take so many vacations with my exit. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: that was where we did the best, and it was
Speaker 1: because he couldn't suck other bitches on vacation other bitches
Speaker 1: on vacations together you did. Okay, So let me ask
Speaker 1: you this without them being in relationships. Let's talk about
Speaker 1: booty call standards and rules. Do you need them to
Speaker 1: come to you? Do you have a time limit as
Speaker 1: to the latest that you will go to get some dick?
Speaker 1: What are like the text message rules? Which text message
Speaker 1: fails happened? I want to know a nigga wanted wanted something.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about text bails. How has the
Speaker 1: man texted himself out of some couchie when you wanted
Speaker 1: to give it to him and then he went to
Speaker 1: see you and he said something just like now, why
Speaker 1: don't you had to ruin it like that? Oh my God,
Speaker 1: tell the man what not to do? Well not to
Speaker 1: We're not to do. Don't hit me up too late,
Speaker 1: because now it's like, what's like you late? It's like
Speaker 1: eleven eleven, I feel like if you want to see
Speaker 1: me later tonight or whatever, you hit me up like six,
Speaker 1: like I want to see you later, like nine, let's
Speaker 1: get signed, let's go out and get some drinks. Why
Speaker 1: do we need food before we Why didn't make us
Speaker 1: feel better for a nigga to take us to eat.
Speaker 1: I like that my tourist, and I like that I
Speaker 1: need my food, I need my drinks. At least I
Speaker 1: know that you care about you know I'm feeling good. Like,
Speaker 1: what if he hits you, I need to see because
Speaker 1: I feel like I sunked up. What if he what
Speaker 1: if he hit you like during the day and was
Speaker 1: like I want to see you later, but later it's
Speaker 1: like later later, like yeah, like I don't find if
Speaker 1: you're going to the club, and you'd be like, I
Speaker 1: want to see you when I'm leaving because I just
Speaker 1: got embarrassed. Let me tell you what happened, girl. So
Speaker 1: he came over my house late, and I had like
Speaker 1: missed us Lincoln like three times. So he came over.
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, you're going out, you're gonna come
Speaker 1: over about two thirty. So my my eyes had an
Speaker 1: alarm set for two am so that I could wake up.
Speaker 1: So I missed it, but she got over. He came
Speaker 1: over at one thirty and the alarm I didn't turn
Speaker 1: it all, so he heard my two am alarm set
Speaker 1: to make sure I got the dick. He was like,
Speaker 1: so you was gonna wake up at two am? Was
Speaker 1: that alarm for? And I was like, so it's not
Speaker 1: said nigga. Yes, it was for your dick because I
Speaker 1: wanted it and got damn it. I was gonna make
Speaker 1: sure I looked up the side. I don't embarrassing. I
Speaker 1: just gave him all the power. He thing, It was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're setting that alarm. You wanted this dick. I didn't.
Speaker 1: Maybe you could have played that. I'd be like, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm on a strict schedule for a two week girl
Speaker 1: getting up to go run around the block. I'm working
Speaker 1: in China and we talked at two pm. There are time,
Speaker 1: so I was making up. She'd be ready with the Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to look thirsty. I'd be like, I felt
Speaker 1: dick because I tripped dang, I respect oh trip on
Speaker 1: a dick is like literally my excuse for every time
Speaker 1: I accidentally sucking Nick I shouldn't. I'll be like, damn,
Speaker 1: he's skateboard at home. I tripped on you don't know
Speaker 1: you didn't. I've said that. There's so many texts, bro,
Speaker 1: I'd be honest. I think the fact that maybe I've
Speaker 1: had a stirty walk because why I gave a funk.
Speaker 1: I really don't know why it's happening, bro. And I
Speaker 1: know y'all sticking here and the ship every fucking week
Speaker 1: because I was looking through our even though I don't
Speaker 1: have Twitter, I looking through our horrible decisions like horrible
Speaker 1: pod Twitter and the girl who's like all they talking
Speaker 1: about any more vacations and their excess. Yes, we're not
Speaker 1: getting fun. Oh no, speak for yourself that I am.
Speaker 1: At the time that they were listening. We like that
Speaker 1: episode I'm talking about We're not getting But so what
Speaker 1: do you want us to do if we come in
Speaker 1: the studio and be like, man, let me go back
Speaker 1: to two thousand dead when I suck that big and
Speaker 1: like what am I supposed to do? Let's say, can
Speaker 1: I have a girl's day on the couch? Y'all just
Speaker 1: want me to reminisce about the dick I'm not getting.
Speaker 1: I can't handle it fun. So I hope to God
Speaker 1: we've got a sex story from a guest. And that's
Speaker 1: why we have guests. We're not getting fun. It's the
Speaker 1: best thing. Yeah, but she she loves. I don't think
Speaker 1: she's gonna talk about Hello. Look like, does he have
Speaker 1: emojis by his name? I took it all, thank you.
Speaker 1: Let me let me tell you. I took it all,
Speaker 1: but because because he wanted to see, Like it's like,
Speaker 1: how how loud his phone was. I was like, how
Speaker 1: my phone sounded like low? So he was like, call me,
Speaker 1: let me see how my ships sound. So he wanted
Speaker 1: to go and bring her. I quote, I quote him,
Speaker 1: and I've seen my name had no emovie, so you
Speaker 1: too have seen that his name had an emoji? How
Speaker 1: many emojis it had? One? High getting basis, why couldn't
Speaker 1: I have an emoti like a my my my new
Speaker 1: Nigga got black Jesus got a puzzle piece because I said,
Speaker 1: I need him to figure out how it fittence his puzzle.
Speaker 1: It's given weird. Oh yeah, I mean ken and then
Speaker 1: and then my other my egg he had a fire emoji,
Speaker 1: a heart emoji, and a hippopotamus because he was a
Speaker 1: hippcaus a lot of hippopotamus. Oh, I'm been getting real
Speaker 1: creative with my emojis. My niggas name was a B.
Speaker 1: Just just put thatt like, yeah, I like him, Brad Hard. Okay,
Speaker 1: now you're gonna laugh at what I do. I don't
Speaker 1: do emojis, but like if I nick piss me off,
Speaker 1: asshole is calling, yeah, change your name and I leave it,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, hey, can you find my phone?
Speaker 1: Can you call my phones? Like find on purpose? Oh?
Speaker 1: What does he say? This is a piece of ship.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry you were And when you change I'll
Speaker 1: change it back. Yes, I'm but hey, so what's your
Speaker 1: dating life? Now? Do you ever? Man? I mean like
Speaker 1: this situation you heard that hesitation? I mean like if
Speaker 1: you got to use your hands to get up, she's
Speaker 1: chopping on. She given time massages right now? Like I like,
Speaker 1: maybe that was a reference. I gotta I got, I
Speaker 1: got a boom. Okay, oh that was damn it. It
Speaker 1: took me a little time. Okay. This is when we
Speaker 1: go together, to mean, when we stop using condoms. Girl,
Speaker 1: niggas will not use a condom on the first time.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I let me read you. The last dude
Speaker 1: I dated, we were working for months and kept using it.
Speaker 1: I just kind of felt like, I think, but that's
Speaker 1: for me, kind of like my my line. I've had
Speaker 1: a man for a minute, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So now I'm like, if I did back into that,
Speaker 1: you gotta be my native bro, because, like I mean,
Speaker 1: I've had a boyfriend pretty much. What three and a
Speaker 1: half years is problem almost four years, which is fucking
Speaker 1: crazy when you think about it. So with new experiences
Speaker 1: with niggas, I just can't. I feel like all of
Speaker 1: y'all our homes and I know because they're all my
Speaker 1: own boys are homes. I interview hos. I'll be getting
Speaker 1: the whole mail, I know, So I can't trust you.
Speaker 1: So I feel like, once you take it off, I mean,
Speaker 1: but if you suck it without the condom, but you
Speaker 1: didn't think that that once that, once you take it
Speaker 1: off for yours, you can't think that. Oh no, I
Speaker 1: tell it, but you could tell it, don't mean be
Speaker 1: like we're taking a step. Yeah, you just have a
Speaker 1: large conversation before just you telling us what's your big dick?
Speaker 1: That's what I'd be doing. It's a problem, and I'll
Speaker 1: be telling all my friends to you, to you. Then
Speaker 1: when does it become now we're taken next step? When
Speaker 1: I say so, you say from day one once you
Speaker 1: like him? Look because she's smiling too. Don't worry. He
Speaker 1: won't watch it. No, he's like, oh my god, wonder
Speaker 1: because I didn't even get an Emoti next to my name,
Speaker 1: So like what I mean, Nikkas don't do that though?
Speaker 1: Do that? And I'm about to say, do man is
Speaker 1: next to one that I really don't gotta Emoli back
Speaker 1: that's my name. No, I'm serious, light skin dudes be
Speaker 1: doing it like that, I would know. No, you can Okay. Um,
Speaker 1: as far as being that girl, let's bring it back
Speaker 1: to that. What do you think are some of the
Speaker 1: things that other women could maybe take up on since
Speaker 1: it is costing season to make them that girl, to
Speaker 1: make them stand out amongst all the other options that
Speaker 1: niggs have. Um, it's so funny because I was just
Speaker 1: saying this the other day. I feel like the girl's
Speaker 1: gotta be a little mean, Like I feel like you
Speaker 1: gotta be a little Meanes is a book for a
Speaker 1: because the bestseller for a reason. Though being mean is
Speaker 1: like he compliments You're just like, I don't know, that's
Speaker 1: kind of cute. I like that. I like a girl.
Speaker 1: Do that me too? I know that's being me or
Speaker 1: he want to link. You dubbed him like two, three
Speaker 1: or four times, that's three if he really wants you,
Speaker 1: he's not moving on. So I disagree with dubbing him,
Speaker 1: But I think being busy, like if you say, like
Speaker 1: I mean absolute no, I'm not gonna do it again.
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. That's not even And it's
Speaker 1: the time that they think they really feeling you. I
Speaker 1: love to humble niggers. And then I'll be sitting there
Speaker 1: master being like it's so crazy. I'll be after all that,
Speaker 1: after all that busy bro once to be fuckings up.
Speaker 1: I got so much time for you know. I want
Speaker 1: to see you every day every day, like I'm doing
Speaker 1: an interview. But you better be outside of them. Men
Speaker 1: say that all the time, like a woman is busy
Speaker 1: until she get that good dick, then out of nowhere
Speaker 1: she got all the have Like you could come, you
Speaker 1: could have came here with me, You could have came
Speaker 1: here like she's like four hours in a day. Now
Speaker 1: there's thirty six just for you. Just put it on,
Speaker 1: little turtle. Oh my gosh, you said that what you
Speaker 1: want to bro when I like, I felt like that
Speaker 1: about somebody in a minutehere. I just want to put
Speaker 1: your diskin on and wear it for the dick skid
Speaker 1: on this was given serial killing. I want to be
Speaker 1: I wanna be crazy about that, dude, bro. I love
Speaker 1: being crazy about like because generally if I'm getting crazy
Speaker 1: about it, you know, like when you're feeling like that,
Speaker 1: it's mutual. That's the that's the craziest thing you've done
Speaker 1: for for a man that you like. I mean, is
Speaker 1: it good or bad? Like crazy? Crazy? I trashed then
Speaker 1: an Airbnb like real bad, Like I broke the TV,
Speaker 1: broken back. What did he do? What did he do?
Speaker 1: I broke everything down because I was allegedly, y'all be vandalism.
Speaker 1: I was just I mean all right, so long story short.
Speaker 1: We went to a tattoo shop. He said he was
Speaker 1: looking for parking and never came back. Oh that's that,
Speaker 1: like he said, like his phone died, like he was
Speaker 1: just making a mash and then just not answering, but
Speaker 1: I had like I had remembered his location because I
Speaker 1: went to the Airbnb. I went on lighter Man. We
Speaker 1: were working with each other. That was my summer fling
Speaker 1: at the time. You broke a TV for a new
Speaker 1: that was your flame. I don't give a fuck that.
Speaker 1: How good was the look was going together that whole
Speaker 1: summer like just he was and then he just dis
Speaker 1: He left me at the tattool shop I was living.
Speaker 1: It wasn't even so much about the dick. The dick
Speaker 1: was good, but it was like, don't ever played with me.
Speaker 1: He was crazy. I pulled up to the did you
Speaker 1: wait for him to come back before you realized he wasn't?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't wait that little. I saw
Speaker 1: tool tattoos waiting for him. I have like I have
Speaker 1: a butterfly man. Then I have like a freaking moon
Speaker 1: the moon phases going down my back. I was never
Speaker 1: gonna get the food hay, half back beast and then
Speaker 1: they could just never showed. But after came back. When
Speaker 1: I pulled up, he said he was recording some girl
Speaker 1: in the I'm like, bro, what bro open the door?
Speaker 1: Then he said, you need a car down first, open
Speaker 1: the fucking dour fun did you talking about? He opened
Speaker 1: the door. I said, what's going on? What's don't on you?
Speaker 1: You need a car color because girls? But she had
Speaker 1: walked out, and I'm just like, like, what's what's y'all? Like,
Speaker 1: that's my friend, Like that's my sins, my crib. I'm
Speaker 1: about to take on to the crap. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: you're not like what you're talking about, like Carla take oh,
Speaker 1: but like, what the funk? What's going on? This Brooklyn nigger?
Speaker 1: Wasn't it? No? He was right from my city. I'm
Speaker 1: stating your Wow. Well, I don't know what they do that,
Speaker 1: but I might be a little day room because I wait,
Speaker 1: I wait for them to leave. Then I'm like, wait
Speaker 1: they but I didn't know they left actually, so I'm
Speaker 1: knocking on the door, like open the door, back open,
Speaker 1: like what the is going on? And then they I
Speaker 1: realized that they left. So my friend she's like kicking
Speaker 1: the door, kicking the door that should bust open. I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: they left. Oh no, we trashed that ship. But yo, girl, definitely,
Speaker 1: how are you going? She was like, dash she come back?
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, we're here. Yeah, what what did he do.
Speaker 1: He was mad, like we left before he pulled up,
Speaker 1: so he was like, wait, why would you do it?
Speaker 1: Something like that in my laptop. I'm just like, fun
Speaker 1: wrong one, Like you really have the wrong one? Now,
Speaker 1: let me ask you because something something like crazy bitches.
Speaker 1: Did y'all ever linked back up again? After that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We linked back up the Hollywood. He ain't in Miami, yes,
Speaker 1: because yes, uh, because I can't remember the funk. But
Speaker 1: I know he ain't my fee after that because I
Speaker 1: came back over there and then you hunt and it
Speaker 1: was like, but I know he was mad because he's
Speaker 1: still talking about it. And it's like, if you don't
Speaker 1: like if you came to get me, you brought me
Speaker 1: back to the BnB. How much do we really care? Like,
Speaker 1: shut up, don't cry yo. Mentally men are just as mental.
Speaker 1: He really always talked about that. Sh I'm just like, bro,
Speaker 1: don't like stop paying me up? Actually, like, shuck the
Speaker 1: funk up, bro, And you're a dog like talking about
Speaker 1: I'm a dog. I'm a dog because I sucked up
Speaker 1: the BnB. No, you were dumb because I had to
Speaker 1: funk up the B and B sober done. Yeah. Fear
Speaker 1: is being with who is single and I'm just dating
Speaker 1: him or whatever and then I'm just chilling it. One
Speaker 1: day you're walking like if a bitch there would suck
Speaker 1: your shut up walks in the house, like, first of all,
Speaker 1: I'd like to fight. So it's really not that. But
Speaker 1: if you're that type of person, like, bitch, are you
Speaker 1: gonna fucking kill me? Like, I don't know, bro, because
Speaker 1: I've had a good dick. If I'm sucking a nigging,
Speaker 1: I know they did good and a bitch walking man,
Speaker 1: I'm be like, hey, y, yeah, she didn't say nothing.
Speaker 1: That's why I say she was a relevant in the
Speaker 1: whole situation, bro, that rely say. But you know what,
Speaker 1: that's a really smart thing because a lot of women,
Speaker 1: no cat, you gotta you gotta manya business with you
Speaker 1: like that because you don't know what that nick was
Speaker 1: telling that girl. So it was just like relaxed that
Speaker 1: that wasn't a final shaan. So what was the final
Speaker 1: show to get you to stop working with this nigga?
Speaker 1: If him believing you and having a whole another bit
Speaker 1: in your face? What he had a baby, all right,
Speaker 1: but he had a baby and he did not even
Speaker 1: tell me that somebody was pregnant yeah, how long did
Speaker 1: it go? Yeah, by shower the baby was born. No,
Speaker 1: he was like, look at the ears, look at that's
Speaker 1: his baby. Baby was born. I'm just like, oh had
Speaker 1: kids from a tag photo. But like you didn't tell
Speaker 1: me that there was a baby on the way because
Speaker 1: it was a summer thing, so he it was already
Speaker 1: on the way. It was baby was already there. Like
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think. I think I had an abortion
Speaker 1: by a dude that got a girl pregnant after And
Speaker 1: I was just like, so did she just say no,
Speaker 1: like what I'm not getting one? Like or you just
Speaker 1: was like in love with this bitch, Like this is crazy,
Speaker 1: Like I can't tell you. Finding out a dude you
Speaker 1: used to fun had a kid is crazy because because
Speaker 1: it's used to work with like that. It's mainly like, Okay,
Speaker 1: was this a mistake or was like you felt like
Speaker 1: getting serious? Like what happened to me two times? That's
Speaker 1: why during the condom proper, you were like that happened
Speaker 1: to me two times. The n the nigga that I
Speaker 1: was dealing with, was like it was like three years
Speaker 1: like he had got somebody pregnant the year before I
Speaker 1: met him. Okay, and it was like we didn't know
Speaker 1: until the first like the end then of the first year,
Speaker 1: and then we we had broke up before he found out.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, wait, so you had got somebody pregnant,
Speaker 1: and it's like I heard about him too, because it
Speaker 1: was like a like a rumor, but I brought it
Speaker 1: to sometimes. I'm like, yo, so pregnant. They saying that
Speaker 1: you baby. No, I'm not the baby father. I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: he was dying. He was like, I don't know her,
Speaker 1: but I felt like deep down that nigga, no, I
Speaker 1: feel like he knew. They didn't know who her baby
Speaker 1: father was. That was also the issue. She was sucking hot.
Speaker 1: The lady that had the twins by two different niggas. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. One baby was brown and no, did y'all
Speaker 1: see the TikTok of the two girls that looked like
Speaker 1: twins but they're not. Their mothers are twins and got
Speaker 1: pregnant by the same guy their mothers and mothers was
Speaker 1: sucking the same so they both had kids and now
Speaker 1: that they like, but their sister cuts their sister cousin.
Speaker 1: The nigga know that he was sucking twins. Girl, what
Speaker 1: you're saying that he was confused the same person. Actually,
Speaker 1: there's that show. Hey, y'all know I love it. I'll
Speaker 1: see a moment after night the fiance runs out. I'll
Speaker 1: be like, what else they got? And they got the
Speaker 1: show about twins that be obsessed with each other. They
Speaker 1: got these you've seen it, the two black girls that
Speaker 1: want to move to Orlando as they dreamed. That's my favorite.
Speaker 1: And then there's another set of Australian twins that want
Speaker 1: to be so like. One of them was like, she's
Speaker 1: got a tooth that's rotting, so she'd s take it out.
Speaker 1: So the other twin was like, I want to take
Speaker 1: my tooth out two so we could be like. They
Speaker 1: have the same boyfriend, they wear the same clothes, they
Speaker 1: speak like, they like, got their titties done, same size,
Speaker 1: they got veneers the same way haircut. Bro, It's crazy.
Speaker 1: I thought about that. I'm like, Wow, wouldn't they have kids?
Speaker 1: The kids are gonna be if if they have it
Speaker 1: by the same guy. Yes, your sister, cause that's great.
Speaker 1: It's given Texas. All right, let's get into the home. Man.
Speaker 1: Every time I think an incest, I just do that.
Speaker 1: I just feel like, if you're in a small town.
Speaker 1: You're gonna suck your sister because Okay, okay, home mal
Speaker 1: Now this is actually some home mail for real. This
Speaker 1: is a whole confession. Really, hey, y'all, I missed you
Speaker 1: all the roots picnic and I had to go live.
Speaker 1: I had to live through picks and I've been listening
Speaker 1: since April and falling down your YouTube rabbit hole. So
Speaker 1: this is long. You may not have time girl just sucking.
Speaker 1: You have to do all that I mean, but thanks
Speaker 1: for listening. It was real story. Yes, that that um
Speaker 1: um a lottery ship was real. Yes, I thought it
Speaker 1: was a scenario. It was a number. Are you are
Speaker 1: you thinking about people? Okay, I have to get this
Speaker 1: story off my chest. I've been fucking my married co
Speaker 1: worker for the last year. We started off as acquainted
Speaker 1: its friends at work, just speaking and passing, but we
Speaker 1: were able to get closer in proximity and for a
Speaker 1: couple of months and even eventually became friends more than acquaintances.
Speaker 1: I never really considered sex with him because he has
Speaker 1: a fetish for older white women and I'm younger than
Speaker 1: him and I'm black. But the energy shifted and attention developed.
Speaker 1: One day at work, I was sitting on the counter.
Speaker 1: He came in between my legs and grabbed me by
Speaker 1: my thighs, and my pussy puddled right then and there.
Speaker 1: The same night, we like and my pussy puddle. That
Speaker 1: same night, I went to visit him because I had
Speaker 1: to drop something off. Granted, he may not have gotten
Speaker 1: my on the white text because I pulled up within
Speaker 1: five minutes, but he opened the door on with nothing
Speaker 1: but a towel, frushly showered. Even then, I tried to
Speaker 1: keep him in the friend zone, but the next day
Speaker 1: at work he was talking big shit about eating my
Speaker 1: pussy so good that I'd come in ten minutes. That's
Speaker 1: a long time, I'm gone ten minute, okay, whatever. So
Speaker 1: that night it was on. We wound up drinking and
Speaker 1: eventually he told me he wanted to watch me as
Speaker 1: a vibrator. But then he started eating my pussy and
Speaker 1: I didn't even make it ten minutes. I was begging
Speaker 1: him to stop, so of course I had to suck
Speaker 1: his so show off my dick sucking skills, and then
Speaker 1: he told me to take it, and I surely did.
Speaker 1: His dick is huge, thick, and I normally don't do
Speaker 1: big thing. I can't take thick, but his I could
Speaker 1: definitely manage. This is probably some of the best sex
Speaker 1: I've had in my thirty years. And he's so attentive
Speaker 1: and every time we it's like we're in sync. It's
Speaker 1: gotten to the point now where my house isn't free
Speaker 1: for him to come over. He'll suck me while his
Speaker 1: wife and kids are asleep. Even though I was prepared
Speaker 1: to give the dick up, I know I need to
Speaker 1: cut him off, but he don't even be stroking, and
Speaker 1: I'll come and I'm annoyed that I'm wasting this bomb mass.
Speaker 1: He's wasting this bomb mass black dick on a white woman,
Speaker 1: so maybe I'm getting reparations reparation. I understand you don't
Speaker 1: see anything wrong with Nick, says married. Do you think
Speaker 1: that's their wives problem in the house? Ever? She said,
Speaker 1: I think I think he comes over when the wife sleeps,
Speaker 1: so that I thought we don't. I don't. But here's
Speaker 1: what I was just gonna say. That thing I think
Speaker 1: is feodun Mary Again. I'm not with it, but I
Speaker 1: do think black women playing side piece too, and nigga
Speaker 1: with a white wife is wildly because I don't think
Speaker 1: anything's wrong with sucking white dudes. But I do think
Speaker 1: there's something wrong with playing second fiddle two black men.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry too, but he's black, my bad black men
Speaker 1: with white wives, Like I think that's so weird. I've
Speaker 1: told you all a million times on this show my
Speaker 1: insecurities with my ex always cheating on me with white women,
Speaker 1: And it was almost the opposite scenario because I'm like,
Speaker 1: he would always be like, yo, I don't really give
Speaker 1: a funk about these holes, Like I've only had black girlriends.
Speaker 1: I don't see a big deal. But to me, it's
Speaker 1: like that must be what you really want, so to
Speaker 1: know that you got a white wife, and I'm the
Speaker 1: side bitch. Hell no, like that just bill off like
Speaker 1: it makes me feel like shit, and I don't think
Speaker 1: I could do it. I think, one, you really should
Speaker 1: stop sucking this married nigga that you work with. Two too,
Speaker 1: too too. All you gotta do is put that in
Speaker 1: your head there's a white woman over you, but that
Speaker 1: don't stop you from the dick. I mean, maybe not colored.
Speaker 1: I never looked like their wives. I was always like,
Speaker 1: I did not look like they wi. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: it looked like your wife. No, they were all I'm
Speaker 1: talking about black men specifically fucking black women on the
Speaker 1: side and keeping white wives. You can't with with the
Speaker 1: with with the lady, Yeah, I mean that's his wife.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't. I mean, I don't know. Like
Speaker 1: I mean, me and me and my friend had that
Speaker 1: those conversations, like all of us them never have married men,
Speaker 1: and we never looked like the wives. So I feel like,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna cheat, step out and get something different.
Speaker 1: I've never married nigga that don't put that on me.
Speaker 1: I mean, my friend, my friend, but we know you
Speaker 1: have because you're gonna make him your boyfriend. She gotta
Speaker 1: be good. Why, I don't know. I do think black
Speaker 1: men that have a conflict about only being with white
Speaker 1: women is a really weird thing. So to know that,
Speaker 1: like you're working with that type of nick and he's married.
Speaker 1: It's not even like he sucks white women on the regular.
Speaker 1: He's married. This may be the one like woman that
Speaker 1: he got with. She just said he's like a thing again.
Speaker 1: And why she said she's gonna continue this because the
Speaker 1: dick is no reparations. She said, the dick is the reparations.
Speaker 1: That's not enough. She did say that dick with the reparations.
Speaker 1: I know it's good, but you worked with the name, like,
Speaker 1: but that means you're coworker with means y'all make the
Speaker 1: same money. You gotta suck somebody. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know that co work she said, co workers, not boss. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but still she didn't say superior. She didn't say manager.
Speaker 1: You don't have to be a superior. I worked in
Speaker 1: a tech company. Everybody next to me we had a
Speaker 1: different role. I don't mean nothing. Not in office you
Speaker 1: got you could you work in PR A you have
Speaker 1: someone who's in marketing here, you can have someone. But
Speaker 1: I'm saying like everybody. I'm saying someone who works in
Speaker 1: PR you could literally have different team members across the board. Like. Nonetheless,
Speaker 1: she ain't said she was getting money. She ain't saying
Speaker 1: that's really there's no benefit. That's why I went there
Speaker 1: thinking there's no other benefit. This nigga not breaking bread.
Speaker 1: So I don't think he's in a position. Maybe too,
Speaker 1: because he's married. He's not even trying to get you money.
Speaker 1: He's giving you dick, and you'd be in quiet for dick. Girl,
Speaker 1: she's sneaking over the I don't like that. I don't
Speaker 1: like to bet you. His wife calls it BBC. How
Speaker 1: does that mean? Oh my god, I like saying that.
Speaker 1: I still type it into my search. I wonder if
Speaker 1: he's gonna be like, oh, could you like tell me
Speaker 1: what did you do to my daughter's hair? Like what
Speaker 1: if they started doing that? Oh god, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: up the scenario. Yeah, I told you all that story
Speaker 1: where someone asking that, and I'm like, have you ever
Speaker 1: been a sidcheck? I mean, yeah, were there any rules
Speaker 1: to it? To you? You'll be giving the girls the rules?
Speaker 1: What is the side But I can't say, all right,
Speaker 1: I would say that I knew I was the side check,
Speaker 1: but he would lie, so as don't as you you
Speaker 1: continue your lie like don't have a look at me
Speaker 1: and say, oh yeah, my bitch. No. So you like
Speaker 1: to be delusion like I said, you want to be
Speaker 1: like as a side chicken. Yeah, yeah, I gotta go
Speaker 1: to work side chick. Lie to me, lie to me, please,
Speaker 1: and look out. I used to always think the honest
Speaker 1: the opposite. I was like, oh, because on the side check,
Speaker 1: this nigga ain't got a lot of me. He could
Speaker 1: be honest, don't don't play with me, but you want
Speaker 1: to jump play with me because you want him to
Speaker 1: lie to you, like maybe really played with you really,
Speaker 1: like in my brain remember side chick moments. But I
Speaker 1: know it has to have existed in my life because
Speaker 1: I'm like so adamant about not doing it. But what
Speaker 1: I know is I really think I got bad Carmen
Speaker 1: with dating because one of my first serious boyfriends was
Speaker 1: married and I didn't find out he was married, so
Speaker 1: maybe after a few weeks, but they ended up being
Speaker 1: divorced and he ended up staying with me. When did
Speaker 1: they get divorced maybe like six months into a stating,
Speaker 1: so they were probably already rocky. I was really young,
Speaker 1: But I think about that all the time, like damn bro,
Speaker 1: Like I found out and granted I was a team,
Speaker 1: but still I'm like, I should have let that nick
Speaker 1: go held happened to me because Nigga ain't happy in
Speaker 1: his relationship, Like that's his life, Like that relationship didn't
Speaker 1: work out, not because of anybody else, but not working
Speaker 1: out boat, you know what I mean. And if it
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna be you, it was gonna be somebody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I would find them choose that a person like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, RIGHTO, I ain't know tomato on my
Speaker 1: face if I'm like having a clear conscience, I don't
Speaker 1: really think that's just right. Bro. Like one of my
Speaker 1: homegirls is sucking a really lit naked and we all
Speaker 1: know in this room, and I cannot believe she's sucking
Speaker 1: this naked and I've seeing her like the pictures with
Speaker 1: the wife in it, and I was like, well, that
Speaker 1: was my favorite thing to do. I don't like that either, y'all. Look,
Speaker 1: if I ever was to find out some ship like
Speaker 1: that as the as the wife as the girlfriend, just
Speaker 1: ignored bro, Like, oh it was one that guy I
Speaker 1: was sucking. I was like, whenever you already, I'll come
Speaker 1: and join. Y'all, Like fuck you mean I liked all
Speaker 1: the pictures. I'm reposted it in the story before, like
Speaker 1: goals both of them. That's not what you know what
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking about. In the other room, there was
Speaker 1: a viral clip where that girl I don't know what
Speaker 1: podcast was, she was like what naked? And all I
Speaker 1: remember is like it went viral. I said I know
Speaker 1: that in't it goddamn WDM media? What is this rash?
Speaker 1: But at the same time because their podcast gives fresh
Speaker 1: and fit vibes because they're just like a bunch of
Speaker 1: people arguing. But I remember people were tagging us in
Speaker 1: it because they were like, oh, y'all should have her
Speaker 1: talk with Mandy, And I'm like, what was her point?
Speaker 1: Basically she was saying, it has nothing to do with me.
Speaker 1: If you have a wife, why are people putting that
Speaker 1: on me? I said that all the time. It's nothing. First,
Speaker 1: are you about we agree? They ain't got ship to
Speaker 1: do with me. No, I don't think it was an argument.
Speaker 1: They're just saying like, oh, there's someone that at the
Speaker 1: time my married niggas was respectful. They would take their
Speaker 1: ring off around me anyways, Guy, who's that respectful to
Speaker 1: to the wife? Because I'm walking around without a ring.
Speaker 1: So when we was out, like I remember we went
Speaker 1: to abachi one time and he like slipped the ring
Speaker 1: off because he was at the table with a whole
Speaker 1: bunch of women. He got a ring on. I don't
Speaker 1: so he took it off. So that you know, nobody
Speaker 1: thought anything respectful to the universe. What Karen I Karen, y'all,
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Speaker 1: ale beer because I am that white and I'm not
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Speaker 1: this weekend is about to be ninety degrees in New
Speaker 1: York City, elite has fallen on the ground and therefore
Speaker 1: it's giving fall. The leaves have started to fall, you
Speaker 1: get it, so fall. I don't know what's worse, pumpkin
Speaker 1: or cat. You having a cat or the pumpkin ship. Bro,
Speaker 1: black people have cat and black people eat pumping What's
Speaker 1: crazy is pumpkin pie tastes just like sweet potato. So
Speaker 1: technically the way all I'll be eating sweep with Teti
Speaker 1: pie is really punkin pie. They just put extra brown
Speaker 1: sugar in the ship and say it's sweeper tape. That's
Speaker 1: all it is. Bro. Let me tell you something about
Speaker 1: these motherfucking white people in West Hollywood. First of all,
Speaker 1: it's a goddamned dog of a long right now, and
Speaker 1: I'm about to tell her as to pick that ship up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm here looking out the window. First of all, I'm
Speaker 1: outside of my own goddamn African American home when this
Speaker 1: pitch across the street, Nina takes a ship on my grass.
Speaker 1: I'm holding a poop back. Some of y'all were on
Speaker 1: Live when it's bit just sucking with me two days ago.
Speaker 1: So Nina takes a ship and the lady comes out
Speaker 1: from her kitchen. Her kitchen is facing the street in
Speaker 1: my house, and she goes, um, are you gonna pick
Speaker 1: that up? What if you want to fertilize your motherfucking
Speaker 1: grab Nika. I looked her dead in the face, held
Speaker 1: up the poop bag so that she can see I
Speaker 1: had one of my hand. Why would I just have
Speaker 1: shipped all over my own house, bitch? So then I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: she's a bit, So I get on Live. I started
Speaker 1: talking about it right, Maybe she heard me. Maybe she
Speaker 1: didn't confirm she heard me. This morning, I'm a friend
Speaker 1: of mine who's statement staying here for like three weeks
Speaker 1: while they find the place in l A. She was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: your neighbor is a wild one. I said, really, what happened?
Speaker 1: She said? I went across the street to say hi,
Speaker 1: because Nina ran over there and she goes, oh, at
Speaker 1: least someone likes me. I think your partner, because I
Speaker 1: guess you just assumed I have a gay look Mandy
Speaker 1: would love that one. Your partner, doesn't it. I don't
Speaker 1: know really what what transpired between us, but apparently there's
Speaker 1: an issue. Bitch, we got an issue home. You came
Speaker 1: outside in your robe, no shoes. I might add, don't
Speaker 1: know why white people love balking around with no shoes
Speaker 1: on and told me to pick up my own dogshit
Speaker 1: son living in a house is quitzy told you to
Speaker 1: pick up your lesbian ass dog shit, which you can't
Speaker 1: believe that partner, Why would you assume I'm gay? I
Speaker 1: can't absolutely believe she said your partner. I probably would too.
Speaker 1: I told you you'd be giving a studs. Well, maybe
Speaker 1: it's my car because I feel like the niggas think
Speaker 1: I have a nigger car, like the Matt Green's giving
Speaker 1: nigga So maybe that's it. I don't know, but bitch,
Speaker 1: you got a lot of goddamn nerves. So anyway, that's
Speaker 1: the chronicles of what it's like to It's just the house.
Speaker 1: It is weird. I almost miss being an apartment already.
Speaker 1: So I love. That's crazy that you even say that
Speaker 1: because one of the things about my building that I loved.
Speaker 1: I lived in the Bronx in Lea, but motherfucker's six
Speaker 1: years ain't no not now one neighbor now one name,
Speaker 1: not a motherfucker. We would get in the no no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, That's what I'm saying. We would get in
Speaker 1: the elevator and almost feel like we opts and we
Speaker 1: wasn't baby in my building. Now we get on. Hey,
Speaker 1: how is your day? Have a good one? You're dogs
Speaker 1: so cute? Hey, like bro, they share drugs with us.
Speaker 1: We're going turn up at parties my building right now.
Speaker 1: I need there's like only three blacks to where when
Speaker 1: anyone comes that is up three black. No, I'm one
Speaker 1: of the black to where when anyone comes here, they'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh, going to b They save my fucking number.
Speaker 1: They just know everyone coming to my house when they
Speaker 1: call me here. I hate that ship, you know in
Speaker 1: just building. People they do that at w TF because
Speaker 1: we're the black floor And every time Nigga's walking there,
Speaker 1: he'd be like, it's flowing number five, flowing number five. No,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, Bro. In my building, I actually
Speaker 1: talked to the white people there. Look cute as dogs.
Speaker 1: Mind you, it is giving one one Damatians. You know why,
Speaker 1: because everybody looks like they pet. It's really valid. This
Speaker 1: looks just like the motherfucker's they walk in the Beasts
Speaker 1: on the lead ship.