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Speaker 1: It's another jubil I'm moving. Hello. Hi, I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Vanissa of Vanessa. Oh that's how you say it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Vanessa. Oh I thought it was Vanissa. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: can I help you with something? Oh? I dearly apologize.

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Speaker 1: I didn't address my identity, did I? No. My name

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Speaker 1: is Sage Willowbrook and I was recently scouring the pages

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Speaker 1: of Craigslist and I saw an ad for a Winnie

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Speaker 1: the Pooh teapot set that you have for sale? Oh yes, yes.

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Speaker 1: Your ad on Craigsist said serious inquiries only, And I

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Speaker 1: am rather serious about this. So I'd like to ask

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Speaker 1: you a few questions if you have the time. Sure.

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Speaker 1: First off, how are you today? I'm fine. I feel

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Speaker 1: like before we jump into the teapot set, we should

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Speaker 1: get to know each other, don't you. Uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't really think that's necessary. I'm a little busy.

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Speaker 1: So if you just want to go ahead and ask

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Speaker 1: me about the teapot that probably the best. Can you

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Speaker 1: tell me the origin of the teapots set? Where it

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Speaker 1: was birth? Where? Where was it birth? Yes? Like where

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Speaker 1: was it made? Well? I like to think of everything

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Speaker 1: as a living object, which means that it would have

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Speaker 1: had to have been born somewhere, but that would be

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Speaker 1: exactly what I mean. Uh, yeah, you know, I just

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Speaker 1: I have a lot, actually have a lot of things

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Speaker 1: on Craigslist that don't really I put all the details,

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Speaker 1: but I know on the listing this is you know,

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Speaker 1: it's brand new, it's in the box. It's only ten bucks,

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Speaker 1: I you know, if you're interested. Winnie the Pooh teapots set.

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Speaker 1: Pooh is a funny name, don't you agree. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's the character. Yes, it's it's not only the name

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Speaker 1: of a cuddly, fictitious animal, but also the name of

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Speaker 1: a bodily function. And that's one of the things that

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Speaker 1: I like about it. Okay, would you like to are

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Speaker 1: you do you want to buy a teapot? Because I

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Speaker 1: do have other people in your set? I do. I

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Speaker 1: would adore it. Are you a big Winnie the Pooh fan?

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Speaker 1: Not really, I'm just selling this teapot. Winnie the Pooh,

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Speaker 1: Winnie the Pooh, cuddly, stuffy, lovey davie, Winnie the Pooh. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think that is the song. Yes, it's something like that.

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Speaker 1: I enjoy him very much. Yeah, he's real cute. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: when I think of Winnie. I want to hug him

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Speaker 1: so hard he just stops breathing. You're kind of freaking

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Speaker 1: me out a little bit. I just I just want

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Speaker 1: to sell the teapot. I would like to buy it.

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Speaker 1: And there's a young child who I will eventually give

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Speaker 1: it to someday. Okay, well that's perfect. That's who it's for.

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Speaker 1: It's a children's voy. I know him, but he doesn't

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Speaker 1: know me. All right. You know, I really don't need

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Speaker 1: to know what's going to happen to it. So I'm

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Speaker 1: talking we can if we can just move along here.

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Speaker 1: If you must know, I'm talking about my inner child.

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Speaker 1: Oh so you're going to give your inner child a

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Speaker 1: gift from Craig blows. Yes, I am, but don't say

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Speaker 1: it too loud. I want to keep it a secret

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Speaker 1: from him, all right, Well, speak of speaking of secrets,

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Speaker 1: can you keep a secret? You know what? I don't

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Speaker 1: really want to know any secrets, so please don't tell me,

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Speaker 1: and let's just keep this conversation focused on this. Craig

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Speaker 1: blows transaction, nothing else. My secret is that I have

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Speaker 1: a poo tattoo. Well I did not need to know that,

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Speaker 1: I can. You know, I really not to Russia, sir,

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Speaker 1: but I have other things going on here today, so

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Speaker 1: I don't really have time to chat about those teapot

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Speaker 1: or who you want to give it to and other things. So, Vanissa,

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Speaker 1: I thought that you are a win need the poo enthusiast. Okay,

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Speaker 1: my name is Vanessa, and no I'm not. I'm selling it. Also,

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Speaker 1: as we've been having this stupid conversation, I would have

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Speaker 1: had and I sold it to somebody else over email.

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Speaker 1: I agreed to give it to somebody else. I can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't deal with whatever this is, all right, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what your deal of. Oh dear me, did

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Speaker 1: you really sell my poo set? I did? Yeah? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Oh what am I to do? Then? I'm currently sitting

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Speaker 1: out of nineteenth for East the New West. What did

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Speaker 1: you say? Oh? Nothing? Are you telling you? Sitting outside

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Speaker 1: of my house? Are you telling me you sold my

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Speaker 1: poo set? What do you want from me? I'm actually

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Speaker 1: prank phone calling you. You're pranking me? Yes, I am.

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Speaker 1: How do you know my address? How do you know

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Speaker 1: my name? Because this is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god, your

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Speaker 1: best friend Laura set you up. You know, horrible and

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Speaker 1: creeped out. I was, I was awful. I was if

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to call across No. Why would you be

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Speaker 1: creeped out, Vanissa? Why you think wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jubil phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties how

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Speaker 1: point five. No one's gonna love you like I do.

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Speaker 1: No one's gona carolaa do. And I can feel it

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Speaker 1: in the way that you breathe.