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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Malcolmy List. I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Paul Like, yes, that's Kevin Poll. What do you remember, Kenny?

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Speaker 1: What about Ronnie? Connie fuck man? You got? Oh? What

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Speaker 1: about Timmy? Yes, the one with the face. Yes, Jesus,

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Speaker 1: but I digress. Let's meet Akimis. Shall we know particular orders.

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Speaker 1: Let's welcome back Gary Anthony will Yam. You said my

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Speaker 1: name the correct way. Slave name was Williams. But then

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Speaker 1: because Yams are from Africa, then uh, my family changed

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Speaker 1: the name to William. So you said it the correct way. Well,

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Speaker 1: I've been doing much of my homework. Congrats to you.

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Speaker 1: As we say in my house, you know more about

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Speaker 1: the negro than the negro. Does we say that in

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Speaker 1: my house? Okay, we don't. We haven't. I swear. Let's

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Speaker 1: made say. Let's welcome Caroline Cotter coke for kids. How

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Speaker 1: do you know when there's enough cheese? Oh? Really good question.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy you asked me this. For um. I love cheese.

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Speaker 1: It's like my number one favorite thing. I also found

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Speaker 1: out a couple of years ago I'm very lactose intolerant,

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Speaker 1: so unfortunately, any cheese is enough cheese because it will

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Speaker 1: light my ass on fire. The farts don't stop, the

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Speaker 1: ship does stop. But guess what, I eat it anyway? Boom.

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Speaker 1: That is the lesson to be learned. Please say hello

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Speaker 1: to Chris Anthony Alvarado, run don't walk to my heart.

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Speaker 1: It's only mid August, but have you already started thinking

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Speaker 1: about the Costco pumpkin pies? There are two months away.

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Speaker 1: But I know, plus you, I don't know if I

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Speaker 1: could do it, do what I don't know? You know,

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Speaker 1: do the thing I've been doing the last couple of years,

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Speaker 1: eating six whole Costco pie by myself jus laughing. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. She's the first she's hearing of this. By

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Speaker 1: the way, I've been doing something I'm getting older, Kevin.

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Speaker 1: I mean, just like you know my diets. I think

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Speaker 1: that was sugar. Jessica's really upset with me right now.

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Speaker 1: It just like I can be honest, I think it

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Speaker 1: would still be wildly impressive if you a three whole

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Speaker 1: pumpkin pies. And if I'm gonna eat whole pumpkin pies, Kevin,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat six and I don't. And I think

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Speaker 1: I told you all this individually, but it must be

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Speaker 1: said for everybody to understand we're actually recording. That's so good. Um,

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Speaker 1: I was stopped on I probably mentioned on this podcast,

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Speaker 1: but I was stopped on the street. I stopped on

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Speaker 1: the street and the lady said, excuse me, are you

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Speaker 1: pie guy? And that was fucking incredible. Yeah, Caroline, she

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Speaker 1: had hurt your phones? Are you? Are you pie guy?

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Speaker 1: What's even weirder is that you instantly knew a she

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Speaker 1: was talking about, how did you because she's a fan

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Speaker 1: of Jessica's and follows her Instagram her stories. Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: don't know who I am except for I mean, for

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Speaker 1: one split second, I was running through my Rollodex with

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Speaker 1: the four things I've ever ever booked in my life?

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Speaker 1: Who where is she going to recognize me from? From

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Speaker 1: that one co star? From from having lunch with Gary

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Speaker 1: Anthony Williams and Studio City? Like, what is she gonna

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Speaker 1: know me from? It? It was? It was PI guy.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome, so happy in the Who's it's Jackie Gonzalez

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Speaker 1: Torua Latina Forever? As a youngster, did you in fact

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Speaker 1: choreograph only one glory as to fund song for yourself

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Speaker 1: and and all your friends? You're insane, so many. That's all.

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Speaker 1: We did choreograph dances and then performed them for my

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Speaker 1: older sister and her friend at like my sister's birthday party,

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Speaker 1: and we would just do these I'm gonna be honest

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Speaker 1: with you, are going to stephone ones weren't. But by

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Speaker 1: the time we're doing it for my sister's high school

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Speaker 1: parties and we're in eighth grade and she's a senior.

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Speaker 1: We're doing roun chy dances for these older I mean

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Speaker 1: it was inappropriate. It was inappropriate, but that's what we

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Speaker 1: thought was cool. We're watching Britney Spears and she's a

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Speaker 1: goddess and she's a wonderful dancer. Like that's what we

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Speaker 1: wanted to do. Yeah. Um, but Gatlan specifically, I can't

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Speaker 1: even name you. I can't even name you. The amount choreographed,

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Speaker 1: different people, choreographed with places where we perform. To be honest,

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Speaker 1: it was not just for us. We would find an audience.

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Speaker 1: I wish them all, but like people sitting out at recess,

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Speaker 1: like you know, captive audiences. Um. Again, the parties, like

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Speaker 1: people's parties like yeah, okay, you're here, likes parties like

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Speaker 1: we'll dance for you, like well, you know, what you're

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Speaker 1: doing and now, Professor James Heeney J. J. Heinberg, what

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Speaker 1: superpower do you crave most? Um, Well, I would want

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Speaker 1: to be able to control time. I would like to

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Speaker 1: time as it being a dimension of space. To what end, Well,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of things you can do with it.

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Speaker 1: You could duplicate, like I could put a dollar and

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Speaker 1: with time travel powers, I could make that dollar a million,

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Speaker 1: just by you know, quick quick successions of time traveling.

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Speaker 1: Why why why don't you just man? Why don't you

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Speaker 1: just find I'm just sorry. If I start with the

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Speaker 1: million and I start doing this item duplication, it's it's

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Speaker 1: even quicker, all right, Doctor Strange. And last, but change

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Speaker 1: your name to come staying Carl if you thinking least,

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Speaker 1: it's Joey Greer, sweet Vermouth piss. Share your slumber regime

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Speaker 1: with us, please. Well, if you're gonna come over for

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Speaker 1: a slumber party, number one, bring the comfies. And that's

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Speaker 1: just the standing rule for any time you're coming over,

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Speaker 1: Just bring comfies. It's all good. Just be comfy. But

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Speaker 1: I mean it's something I've I've found videos that are

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Speaker 1: it's ten minutes long. I'm like, what the fuck I have?

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Speaker 1: that's on there too. I think anyone have put anything

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Speaker 1: Mafia Boss's book A negotiator who's also a hypnotist. Just

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Speaker 1: settle a turf war cove and list is Nick. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you, if that guy comes around here again, Jim's,

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Speaker 1: then that comes around here again. Jims literally were supposed

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Speaker 1: to do? You tell me, I don't know what we're

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Speaker 1: gonna do. Well, that's fair, we'll do something. Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: any specifics, but I know we're not gonna not do nothing. Hey,

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Speaker 1: did you hear what happened to chicken? Chicken? Chickens? Fine, right,

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Speaker 1: chickens living the life chicken wants to live. Right, he's

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Speaker 1: playing tick that toe down in trying it down. You're

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Speaker 1: sucking me with an alligator right now. To be honest

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Speaker 1: with me here, Yeah, I'm trying. He's playing tick that

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Speaker 1: dough and fucking trying. You got any photographs or anything

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Speaker 1: like that? Four? I don't got no fucking photographs. What

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Speaker 1: am I supposed to believe all of this? Jim? You

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Speaker 1: come in here, you walk in here with your pants

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Speaker 1: looking very nice today, nicely crease, and you tell me

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Speaker 1: he's playing tickto hold up? Hold up? Hey for you? Hello?

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Speaker 1: How are you deception and gentlemen? Well, okay, I'll see

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Speaker 1: how that's your business? What's up? I mean to look?

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Speaker 1: You know I represent the Magliato family. Forgot hold on, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: literally give the for guy. You got some balls. I knew,

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Speaker 1: I knew that's what you were going to say, now

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Speaker 1: they have hired me to be a middleman. I understand

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Speaker 1: you've had problems with the Magliatto family for years, generations,

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Speaker 1: even said truthfully and that cost we have. Okay, now

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Speaker 1: that all came to an end. Who would you be?

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Speaker 1: Then it's not possible, but Joe, we'll go with you.

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Speaker 1: Perhaps you are associating you are, this is, this is,

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Speaker 1: if that, if that conflict ended, then would be before

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Speaker 1: you get in all your friends, you talk with your

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Speaker 1: conflict and then the Magliattle You got any pictures that

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Speaker 1: proved that you work with the Magliotto family, got pictures?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? What the the pictures? Then my briefcase here,

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Speaker 1: with a with a loaded SIM card and will go through.

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Speaker 1: Watch just take a looking, guest, cycling is cycling? Holy

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Speaker 1: sh it? Look at it? Did me? Now I'm here

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Speaker 1: to negotiate terms, gentlemen, terms in agreement. Can I sit

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Speaker 1: bring some evidence. I'd like to take some digital photos

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Speaker 1: need proof. They don't just believe people these days. Okay, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: don't know, I was thinking six Flags. Maybe we're like,

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Speaker 1: what's a good day for us to all hang out

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Speaker 1: together have a good time, A six Flags day. It's

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Speaker 1: like a full day, you know, perhaps too much? Okay,

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Speaker 1: how many of the party? It's three three? Three? Want

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Speaker 1: to three? Okay? And you wanted to speed pass? Okay,

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Speaker 1: we got a special today. It's twenty dollars off all right,

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Speaker 1: speed you're gonna get going awesome, very cool, very cool. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's get the DC speed piece. Awesome. All right, that's

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Speaker 1: gonna come out to be six and fifty dollars all right.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, what's with you? Hold on?

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Speaker 1: Stephanie just texted me she's gonna meet us over here.

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Speaker 1: Is she bringing Brian? You know, Stephanie can't go anywhere

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Speaker 1: without Brian. It's as if Stephanie is not a singular person.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't have a life of her own. She can't

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Speaker 1: do anything without Brian. That's a little ridiculous. Is this

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Speaker 1: a whole family thing? Is this a whole family special.

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Speaker 1: It's a family. You know what we do. And I'm

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Speaker 1: actually don't tell my manager, but I'm actually gonna bump

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Speaker 1: it up to a birthday. Okay, so I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: a discount for here birthdays. You never know? Is it

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Speaker 1: only ship. That's a lot of people you brought the

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Speaker 1: there with them to huh use everybody knows Brian kidding me. Look, look,

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Speaker 1: Wednesday night. If you want to negotiate, you bring the

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Speaker 1: magliatos here. Now you play what now? You look here, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: let the guy talk to follow my finger. I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: following your thing. I'm following what's happen. What's happening? You

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Speaker 1: It's very good, very good. Definitely, mother, you just spaghett it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: out of hand. Thank you, Kevin. Could you read the

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Speaker 1: whole review please? Thanks? Okay. I arrived and there was

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Speaker 1: They looked me stop you let me stop you. They

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Speaker 1: I see more than sounds should be looking at the

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Speaker 1: look at the scenareo. He arrives with this family, opens

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Speaker 1: and you're saying, why are you saying people to naked people?

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Speaker 1: I'm about to do Kevin, Okay, don't threaten me at work. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I have to be here. I have to respond to that.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying you have a temper, So maybe read

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Speaker 1: You're not come back to bed Jeff coming damn, Danny.

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Speaker 1: That sounds crazy. I mean you tried to come come damn,

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Speaker 1: Your move thanks? Um? Yeah, I mean, look, you're more

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Speaker 1: any mother lemonade, I'm getting going. Yeah, that'd be Okay,

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Speaker 1: didn't know you can move the rook like that. Secondly,

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Speaker 1: any reviews? Um from people who have stayed in your backhouse?

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Speaker 1: You would look at reviews, but what do you mean? Um, like,

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Speaker 1: you I just think that your response has to be

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Speaker 1: This is your home that you'r airbnbing, okay, and they

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Speaker 1: to do? Hey, Betty, I know this is only our

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Speaker 1: It's like I have guilts. Oh man, I just pumped up.

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Speaker 1: You've never seen me by water. Water gets me going

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Speaker 1: Did I get a little tired. Yeah, around one hundreds,

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Speaker 1: get just just give me one second, daddy, Miranda, let

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Speaker 1: me get the lemonades? Okay, somebody, yeah, problem here? You

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00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 1: tell me what's going on? Right? Danny wants to see

417
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:44,679
Speaker 1: the comments. He wants to see the comments of the

418
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 1: guests reviews. So show them. I'm not gonna Miranda. You

419
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 1: know a lot of people died at that back house,

420
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 1: but not all of them. I know not everyone died,

421
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 1: but it's a lot of horrific, terrifying associated with that

422
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 1: back house. He finds out, Oh, you lost the game?

423
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: How about that? No, he doesn't. Chest is not his forte.

424
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: So let get these lemonades, all right? Now? Just do

425
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: me a favorite. Just soak your feet, all right, Babe,

426
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: closed your eyes. I don't like closing my eyes. Listen,

427
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 1: this is finally a weekend without your son. We're gonna

428
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,439
Speaker 1: walk into this I don't want to spend time. You

429
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 1: say that, like I don't want to spend time with

430
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 1: my son. I love him, you know, but forty, Look,

431
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 1: we're gonna walk into this house. Thank you. You're going

432
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 1: to be excited. And here a week ago. Oh why

433
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 1: are there two naked beings. Oh my god, it looks

434
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 1: like I'm looking through the Excel doct of people that

435
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: you booked your It's it's your fault. What's my phone?

436
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,640
Speaker 1: You booked two families in your house that weekend. So

437
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: I don't think you need to be blaming things. I

438
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 1: think you need to be apologizing. Okay, then I'll write

439
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 1: an apology Jesus. Okay, Well, we can't use the stuff

440
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 1: we wrote so far. Alright, throw it out. Okay, we'll

441
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 1: start over. Dear fu face, I'm so sorry, fun face, funny,

442
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: he wrote a response. He wrote a response, thank you

443
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 1: for coming back home. He wrote a response. You said

444
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 1: that my comments on it were not good or aggressive?

445
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:35,679
Speaker 1: Well how about this response that this little piece of

446
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 1: turred eating is ownthole? Wrote? What? Okay? What did you

447
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 1: read it? He wrote? Dear funk face, you sound like

448
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: a big sack of ship with saggy tits and husband.

449
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 1: I can't believe anyone would marry you. Just by looking

450
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 1: at your profile picture. You look like an old leather

451
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,239
Speaker 1: wallet that somebody found in a good will. Yeah, that's right,

452
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: a good will anyway. So is this sing on am

453
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: I doing? Texted type or am I typing as it's

454
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 1: texting is like a voice activated gun. Okay reply, I

455
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 1: just wanted to come in here and say, as one

456
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: of the naked beings that was found on the couch,

457
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 1: I find it extremely disrespectful that you would even comment

458
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: on that as being a negative part of your trip,

459
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 1: as it was my naked boyfriend who ended up passing

460
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: away on that couch. No one paid any mind that

461
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: the other naked being was completely dead, lung filled with water,

462
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 1: absolutely just destroyed, bloated too the max. No one even

463
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: paid attention to that. No one. Can you not take fast?

464
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: That is that not good? No? No, I can't type.

465
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: I just I can't talk any slow to be I

466
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: pree pumpkin pies. I'm I know, I'm not trying to.

467
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: I just you know, I want to help you close

468
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: this chapter with your ex, you know, and if this

469
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: is going to help you do that, I want to

470
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: do that. Uh, And so anyway I can just to,

471
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: you know, get this down for you. I just feel

472
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: like you bring up my ex so much, like he's

473
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: not dead, and it's different than being hung up on

474
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: it alive, you know what I mean? Like I feel

475
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 1: like you are so upset about me talking about my ex.

476
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: But he's dead and that's different. He's dead, right, He's different. Hi,

477
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 1: my wife and I would like to rent your air bab.

478
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: We heard that there's been multiple deaths and mangling in

479
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: your area. And yeah, that's my wife and I have

480
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: a bit of a no freaks, I suppose, darling, Darling, Yes,

481
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 1: holy shit. Yeah? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

482
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: what what our neighbors call odd balls in the neighborhood.

483
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 1: We'd like to rent out your air and B for

484
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: a full weekend. You can take my R and B.

485
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry. Did I say something wrong? No you didn't. Okay,

486
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: we we like to n out your air and B

487
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: for a full weekend. At the moment, again, did I

488
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: say something wrong? No you didn't, Okay, go ahead, So

489
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 1: I'll rate for this weekend because this is it's a

490
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: packed weekend, this is summer Fest. That's your air and B. Yes,

491
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 1: I have my backhouse, Darling, Darling, Darling, I'm going to

492
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 1: say something to this gentleman and correct me if I'm

493
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: saying something wrong. We would like to rin out his

494
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: air and b am. I right on my right, you

495
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:57,239
Speaker 1: are out the abs that the question. What is yes?

496
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: You want the air b right language? Can she get

497
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: down from the tree or is that? Is she just more?

498
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: We are a bit of odd ball. Bockets are full

499
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 1: of nuts. Okay, hey, it's me. I'm coming back from

500
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: the dead to talk to you for a second. God, yeah,

501
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: I'm afraid. I don't be afraid. Honey. Are you okay?

502
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: What's going on? Only you can hear me? Come back

503
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 1: to sleep. I'm fine. I had a dream and I'm fine. No,

504
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: I'm still okay. Look, I just want to say I

505
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 1: can't I'm in limbo right now, okay, And I can't

506
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 1: get into heaven or hell when we're or the other

507
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 1: because of feelings I'm holding onto. So the person who's

508
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: in the middle set me here to discuss a couple

509
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: of things with you. Dude, you almost on the phone.

510
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: I'm I'm behind you a limbo. I got a call

511
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: to mate. It's kind of like prison here, like I

512
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 1: don't have a lot of time. Are you breaking up

513
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: with me posthumously? Are you? I'm saying you were so

514
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: shitty to me that night. I wanted us to have

515
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: a romantic time in the pool and just like hug

516
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: and kiss wet kisses and have a good time and

517
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: a good time to me. Oh my gosh, this dream

518
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: is so crazy. I'm talking a little bit. I love you,

519
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: so I guess I'll just live here in limbo. Then listen,

520
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: you have to do what you have to do. I

521
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 1: can't resolve more feelings for you can't have these. You're shitty.

522
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 1: Of course I can't forgive me because I'm not sorry.

523
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 1: I never apologized to you. Hey, mom, Mom, motherfucker is

524
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 1: dad at home? Yeah, I know this is hard to understand,

525
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: but he's insistent that he's not your father and he's

526
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 1: going to stay at his friends are and by that,

527
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: let let me limit your mother know him, my dad

528
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: every motherucking fire. But here, motherfucking bodies in me. I

529
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: don't know what you know what I'm gonna do, Mama.

530
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna print out my fucker twenty three and me

531
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 1: reports and and send it to I love that, Honey.

532
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 1: You don't have to print it. She guys. You want

533
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: a DNA test, Yeah, I would like. I like a

534
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 1: DNA test. Then I want to print it, print it

535
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: out and send it to my dad. Gonna we're gonna

536
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 1: have to get some DNA first, all right, Okay, I'm

537
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 1: gonna get some DNA from you. Okay, what's the best

538
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 1: way to do it? You want to scoop something? Just

539
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: spit in my mouth? All right? Hold on, alright, this

540
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: one is good. This one is good. All right, now

541
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: to get some DNA. Okay, this one is good. I

542
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 1: can't when I started spinning, I can't stop. Dear twenty

543
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 1: three and me, you recently hand delivered a seven forty

544
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: two page document to my home that stated that one

545
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 1: gentleman was my son. I am calling bullshit on that

546
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: for two reasons. One period, the way in which is

547
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: DNA was extracted was disgusting. I was told that one

548
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 1: of your employees had my quote unquote son spit into

549
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 1: his mouth. Two period, I've never ejaculated while having sex

550
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: with that woman, Mike my girlfriend. Hey look let me

551
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 1: look at this, holy ship, look at this reply we got.

552
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: What the fuck? I never ejaculated when I heard this

553
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: is some Let me tell you this one not dude.

554
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: When I joined ME, I thought I was just gonna

555
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: be punching numbers, doing geno chromes all that stuff. But

556
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: this is some weird ship. I mean, I'm pretty much

557
00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 1: at the desk every day. This answer replies, right, is

558
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 1: it getting chees you think? I don't know, man, I've

559
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 1: need a break. I thought about taking my ribs up. Okay,

560
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 1: all of them are just a couple, all of them.

561
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: I'm putting them. I don't know. Want you at a letter,

562
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: you'll feel better? I guess. Yeah. Let me take the

563
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: laptop away and then just go ahead and talk on

564
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: the table. Okay, let me just just go here. All right?

565
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 1: Are you picking any of this up? Or now this

566
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: is just the table? You're actually getting this? I am

567
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 1: you'll feel better, trust me. I am bequeathing my entire state,

568
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 1: not much to uh to Luke, to Luke Hamper, my

569
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 1: best friend, good buddy, and somebody that I've always looked

570
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 1: up to, someone that I can trust. I remember the

571
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 1: day was maybe August. Hey, Luke, there's a letter for you,

572
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: Han Luke, don't open it. If it's for me, I'm

573
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 1: not going to open it. That's why I said, you

574
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 1: got damn it, Luke. I said, there's a letter for you.

575
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: I'm not going to open your mail. Mom just sometimes, Okay,

576
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: how long have we been together in kisses? How many

577
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: kisses have we been together? More you can count more

578
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: than you can count. And do you think that I

579
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: would open your mail with that kind of trust going on?

580
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: The mom's No, here's your fucking letter. I'm going to

581
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: moms call me after you read it, all right, I

582
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 1: love you? Bye? Thank Okay, Oh my god, I've gotten

583
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: a state. Oh my god, this is great. I can't

584
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: let it. I can't let that greedy, nosy girl of

585
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: mine find out about this. Honey, I forgot my shoe. Hey, babe,

586
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 1: if I can't even call you, I know things have

587
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: been weird with our son and figuring all that out,

588
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 1: but I was doing some reflecting. We've been together, by

589
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:21,320
Speaker 1: my estimation for overses and that's not nothing. That's two things. Yeah, kisses,

590
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: it's two kisses. And if that means that that man,

591
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:33,320
Speaker 1: that that large man is my son, and so be it.

592
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah yeah, So he is your son, right,

593
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: he just is your son. That's the thing. I just

594
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 1: want to I just want to be honest with you

595
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:44,320
Speaker 1: about something. I read your review. I read your review.

596
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 1: Fore in me, you've never ejaculated. Yes, they're public if

597
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 1: you know how to look, and if you know the logins,

598
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: you've never ejaculated. Baby, Wake up, wake up. My dream

599
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: is a were wake up, wake up, wake up, wake

600
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: up baby, baby, wake up. Fuck. No, not another one,

601
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: not today, ma'am. You said that you're pardon me. This

602
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 1: is just to speaking to the microphone so that the

603
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: police recorder can get you. You say that you tried

604
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 1: to wake him up and he was also dead. I

605
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 1: tried to kiss him up, um, wake him up with kisses, yes,

606
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: and the only way to wake someone up. Of course.

607
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: He yeah, he wasn't coming to he wasn't waking up.

608
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,839
Speaker 1: And then that's when I started doing mouth to mouth

609
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 1: and chest compressions. And no, according to the report, he

610
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,439
Speaker 1: he died of drowning. When you started doing mouth to mouth,

611
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 1: did you in any way have a lung full of

612
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: pool water? I mean, with my passion, that's always a possibility.

613
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: I think the bigger problem is when I started the compressions, easy,

614
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: he got all of his ribs removed, so I was

615
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: just kind of gushing around all the organs and just

616
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,439
Speaker 1: it was all just. Of course a lot of people

617
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 1: have had their ribs removed since the McRib sandwich came.

618
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:23,799
Speaker 1: Zach Zach, Hey, buddy, sorry, I'm new to limbo. Hey, Hey,

619
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: how is it how is it? Oh ship, wait wait,

620
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,720
Speaker 1: oh you might not know me. I'm Paul, I'm I'm

621
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 1: Grace's Uh what was her boyfriend? Yeah? Right, I think

622
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 1: right after you. Honestly, what was your experience? Like? What's

623
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 1: that great? Uh? She brought you up a lot, did she? Yeah?

624
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 1: She really. She would never say this out loud, but

625
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 1: she forgave you. She'll never say it out loud. That's

626
00:40:55,560 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 1: not That's not what I needed for her. That's not

627
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,759
Speaker 1: what I needed from her. Are you guys the line

628
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,800
Speaker 1: for the bathroom or you're just standing here from the

629
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 1: piece so badly? That is so seen too. That's not

630
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: what I needed to hear. Oh fuck heartbreak. See three

631
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 1: conservation VP Andy Montoya. Let's file this one under sometimes

632
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: simple is Best. Andy wrote scene suggestion aboard the International

633
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: Space Station, someone farts. This one's for Caroline and uh,

634
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: he's got some other details, but I think we go

635
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: from there. Thanks and take care alright, crew of the

636
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: Space Station. We're gonna give you guys about five hours

637
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 1: on your own just to have a good time and

638
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: kick around up there. Nae you on the next rotation, Yes,

639
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: go ahead, yese, I got a question for you. Please

640
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: go right ahead, Captain Roger Tim Captain Rogerton, it is

641
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 1: a pleasure to hear your voice today. Pleasures on mine,

642
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,879
Speaker 1: sir um. We've had an issue in the last twenty

643
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,800
Speaker 1: four hours I thought I would bring to your attention

644
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 1: go ahead. Has to do with the meal that we

645
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: all consumed. Some of us are doing better with it

646
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 1: than others. We're losing transmission. Can we've lost them? What

647
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 1: is every time I say we just opened the window? Yeah,

648
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:29,800
Speaker 1: that's right, that's that. It's gonna We're gonna get dead space.

649
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get dead if I have to stick. I

650
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: don't know why you guys are making such a big

651
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: deal out of this, Like you all don't fart sometimes

652
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,359
Speaker 1: you have to. Sometimes you fart. Yeah, you got a war,

653
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: and if it's gonna be like a weapon like that,

654
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: I know, I don't know. This is an active war. Okay, Okay,

655
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 1: the four Americans here and there is one Russian. You

656
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: got the Roosky pistol, and look at this. That's all

657
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: you'll need one rush and then the four Americans And

658
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 1: who's the other. I'm going to assume that the Russian

659
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,439
Speaker 1: dude has spelled. The worst nationality is the other yeah.

660
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 1: Where where are you from? Dude me? No, you're rushing

661
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:17,360
Speaker 1: rush Listen, I I kind of listen. I'm from Amazon.

662
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 1: I am not really from I'm not designated from a country.

663
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,879
Speaker 1: I just came up from Amazon. Where were you born?

664
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 1: You do you mean the country? No? No, no, no, no,

665
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 1: no no no. I'm from the county, Jungle, the company. Yeah,

666
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: it doesn't no, not the jungle. It doesn't about me.

667
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 1: I just think the huh oh. No, I'm not the

668
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: delivery guy. I came up with the Penis Rocket and

669
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: I'm here to stay for just a few I'm just

670
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm supposed to be here. I'm supposed to

671
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: be here as much as any of you. Hey, we

672
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: had a problem up there on the space station. We've

673
00:43:56,760 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 1: lost contact, which we expected from the solar flares on

674
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 1: the Venus Rocket. It appears that may have been a stowaway. Sure, stowaway?

675
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 1: What do you mean stowaway? Someone? Who are you? Are

676
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 1: you screwing around with me right now? No, I'm not

677
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: screwing around with you. And please be serious. You're talking

678
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,240
Speaker 1: to the head of an Asia right now. I understand

679
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 1: who you are, sir. That's why I'm literally laying pro

680
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 1: straight on the ground in front of you. There was

681
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: a stowaway on the venus. What do you mean, sir?

682
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 1: You have got to be stickling my chicklets right now?

683
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 1: Stowaway someone who didn't belong there, who was happy I

684
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: was stickling your chicklets. Don't you think I pumped them

685
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,800
Speaker 1: in my mouth and get a little cheer. You're talking

686
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: to the head an assa right now, sir. I am

687
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 1: fully aware again, I am laying pro straight on the

688
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 1: floor in front of you, and I am actually wallowing

689
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: in my Melissa. I don't want to have to put

690
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 1: you in this chamber, but the rest of the crew has. God,

691
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: you're so cute. Mine is not. Again, we tried that,

692
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: We tried that. You're awkward. It was very awkward for

693
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: everybody else, very very uncomfortable. But you just not compatible,

694
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 1: does you? Shit? Difference alone is really something of all? Right?

695
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 1: So are we gonna luck her up that? You guys?

696
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 1: It's just it's good. It's healthy. It's healthy for your body.

697
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: It's not healthy for us to smell that. Lock her

698
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 1: up well it dissipates and thence up done. It's done.

699
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: It's not done. Hold on, will someone push on her

700
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: stomach to make sure it's all up. I got it.

701
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: Let me do it, Let me do it. Get out

702
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,360
Speaker 1: of the way. Here we go. Don't hold it, Unlissa,

703
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: it don't hold most of you explode. Can we have

704
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 1: to go into a different room before, sir? As we've

705
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 1: been arguing over the words stow away in post straight

706
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: it appears that there's something going on on the International

707
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 1: Space Station that we really need to deal with. Well,

708
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 1: what's going on? You're talking to the head of AID.

709
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: Let's get it going. Sure, I am well aware of

710
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 1: your title. Do you not see me right now slitting

711
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: my wrist to show respect for you? Yes? I do.

712
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: What is going on on the I S S. But

713
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry the I S S International Scation. Oh, I've

714
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 1: never heard it called that before, sir. Apparently there's part

715
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:59,879
Speaker 1: I've literally never heard. I've never heard, sir. You're fucking robots.

716
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 1: Where's the real If you'd like to update the system,

717
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: please contact Amazon headquarters like Hello Amazon, Hello, Hello Amazon, Hi,

718
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:15,839
Speaker 1: Hi Amazon. We're not gonna help you today. Hi. First

719
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: of all, great to talk to you. I appreciate your calling.

720
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: We don't get a lot of phone calls. Everybody just

721
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 1: goes online fresh stuff or orders on their phone. I

722
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,720
Speaker 1: rarely get to talk to anybody. This is very exciting.

723
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 1: What's your name? Hi? My name is Franklin Lloyd, right,

724
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: Franklin right? Yes, sir? All right? How are we spelling? Right?

725
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 1: Is it? What w an? Just got both of them

726
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 1: in there? All right, sir? One of your what I

727
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 1: thought was my boss has malfunction. First of all, I

728
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 1: am not pleased that that that it was a robot,

729
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 1: but it did say call Amazon, you got the bus,

730
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: You got the robot? I do, sir? Yeah, sure, okay.

731
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 1: And what's problem? Well, chird, the problem is that I

732
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: did not realize that my boss was robot. Not like

733
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: somebody to come out here and pick it up and

734
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 1: bring it back a real boat. Okay, So who is

735
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 1: it the order? No? Alright, man, emergency stations, get to

736
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: your emergency stations. I'm not sure we're gonna make it, everybody.

737
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:23,320
Speaker 1: I am not sure we're going to make this the

738
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 1: freaking thing. First, and trying to flirt with her, your freak,

739
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 1: she's cute. Yeah, we all have eyes. Doesn't mean we

740
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: have to go flirting with that and Brudy that we

741
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 1: see what do you mean what do you mean? What

742
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 1: do you mean? What are you talking about? Why don't

743
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,240
Speaker 1: you say? We want to say? We all have eyes

744
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 1: so you think she's cute. Yeah, we all have eyes

745
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 1: to gaze upon her cuteness. Yeah, and you're you know,

746
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:58,359
Speaker 1: we may die, We may die, but I'm not gonna

747
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die. Somebody who's open. Wow, I didn't even

748
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 1: know what it was. I didn't even know what it was.

749
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 1: Could be pizza, It could be pizza. Hey, Yeah, this

750
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 1: is Captain Frank LT from the National Space Station. Are

751
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:23,799
Speaker 1: you guys having problems over there? LT? Like the linebacker? Yeah? Yeah,

752
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 1: that was my father. Oh my god. Yea. Anyways, we

753
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 1: were zipping around you guys, and it looks like there

754
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 1: was some lights flashing and going on, and there was

755
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:37,239
Speaker 1: there something that we can do to help you guys

756
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 1: over I think we have it. You need to evacuate.

757
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they forgot. I forgot. How did you forget?

758
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: I can't see through it. We're not gonna make this.

759
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 1: We're not gonna survive. We have two child. Can we

760
00:49:56,320 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 1: at least try my plan? Open window? It's awful in here. Okay,

761
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 1: that's suicide, but at this point, rather die than smell

762
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 1: this rank as asked Jen, why don't you open the

763
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 1: window right by you, since you're the one that wants

764
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: to open the window so bad and stand by that

765
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 1: closed the window super quick, go ahead. It doesn't seem

766
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 1: to happen here. It is quick. We did. We did

767
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:39,839
Speaker 1: to close. It was crazy open. Sucked out of there

768
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 1: that smell. I don't smell. I don't much. Suck it

769
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 1: right out. He was right. Isn't that ironic? Don't do it,

770
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 1: don't do it. Clamp those please, just clamp it up.

771
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 1: Clamp I think we should let me list out of

772
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 1: the capsule. No, but okay, fine, let's swap her out

773
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: for this guy. Alright, get over. Sorry, hey, let's go. Wait.

774
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 1: But before I do this, I heard I'm not gonna

775
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 1: figure your comment about we all have eyes. All right,

776
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 1: I'm shutting NASA down. It's too silly. It's too silly.

777
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:23,439
Speaker 1: Nothing's getting done, people are I'm sorry, sir. If you would,

778
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 1: if you would, just I'm sorry, if you would just

779
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 1: give me you got me, you know you got year. Sure.

780
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,799
Speaker 1: Oh look look at the rabbits across the field, sir,

781
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:43,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, look at those. I'm not shutting

782
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:48,400
Speaker 1: NaSTA down. NASA, This this the International Space Station, this

783
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 1: is this is Earth over? Yeah, we got you. What's

784
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 1: going on? Hey? Um? First of all, I clucked a

785
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,800
Speaker 1: clumped the head of NASSA behind the head. I clumped

786
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 1: him behind the head. See you threatening to shut it

787
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 1: down again? He not only that, but he was a

788
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: robot trying to do you know, someone, how do you know?

789
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 1: I read somewhere in the thing. All right, you got me.

790
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 1: I'm taking it over. Well, I don't want to gainst

791
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: the wall. What about Melissa? Yeah, that's right, it's always

792
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 1: about Melissa. Well, guess what, she's gonna fart it up

793
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:30,800
Speaker 1: for love? Here we go, let's get in here. Hello,

794
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:35,399
Speaker 1: what's going on? I mean the chamber? What's up? What's

795
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 1: going on? What is going on? What is going on?

796
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 1: To him? Give him? What? Don'tfulissa? Hold it in? Please?

797
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: He's us. He's weopanizing your hearts. Everyone stand back. Oh,

798
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 1: she's fine. You guys always do this. I don't know

799
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: what to tell you, but um, you're you're astronaut friend.

800
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 1: But husband has sucked out of the I S S

801
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 1: and he passed. So I'm just here to let you

802
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 1: know that. How is it. How is he set out?

803
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 1: We're still figuring that out. Probably a window, probably an

804
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: open window, but he could still be half. I mean,

805
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 1: I'm just giving you information I have. Um here is

806
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 1: a sixty credit anything on prime for on us and

807
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 1: just prime sale new husband, I don't think yet, but

808
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 1: we're working on some ai a bartender. Let me get

809
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 1: another one. Turn the TV off. You know I was

810
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 1: on that mission. Sure you were good. Sure you know

811
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 1: I was. I was on that mission. You know, a

812
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 1: lot of good people in that vessel, A lot of

813
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 1: good people in that vessel. No, you name him the Russian.

814
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,759
Speaker 1: I believe you, now, I believe you. All right. You know,

815
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:14,839
Speaker 1: all those things they say about Officer Melissa weren't true.

816
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: What do you mean she wasn't in a gassing lady. No,

817
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:22,879
Speaker 1: they say she was beautiful as the day is long.

818
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 1: That part is true. So all the things, some of

819
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 1: the things weren't true. Most of them were false. Okay,

820
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 1: you have like a ratio of like I'm the farter,

821
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 1: you know, get out of my bar, make me mak

822
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 1: me shit. Sorry, I did not mean you do the

823
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 1: glass down and it bounced up and hit me on

824
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: the hand, and that that smarts. By the way, NA

825
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 1: nassas a hoax? Really, sure, would you mind pulling down

826
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 1: my forehead zipper? Sure? Go ahead. From the real head

827
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 1: of NASA. I was replaced by a robot some time ago,

828
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:14,879
Speaker 1: trying to figure out who made things go wrong up there.

829
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Speaker 1: Well it's Melissa. Everyone knows that. No, you just told

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Speaker 1: me that you farted. I recorded you in this bar microphone.

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Speaker 1: That's a huge ass, Mike. I didn't even the whole

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Speaker 1: bar is a microphone. Oh my god. Wow. Um, I

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Speaker 1: wasn't expecting the head of NASA to reappear and and

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Speaker 1: and in my apartment. Um, can I get you tea

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Speaker 1: or I don't have a need to drink anymore? Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. You're welcome. Um, I thank you for

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Speaker 1: offering my job back, of course, not only your job.

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Speaker 1: I'm retiring in fifteen to twenty days, and I'd like

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Speaker 1: to offer you the title of head of NASA. Wait,

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Speaker 1: but then, as as the head of NASA, would I

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Speaker 1: still have to go into space because honestly, that didn't

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Speaker 1: work out so well for me. It felt like high

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Speaker 1: school all over again. It was very clicky. It was

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Speaker 1: hard socially for me. The work itself I found to

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Speaker 1: be not just I'm sorry. Did I just hear it?

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Speaker 1: Did you far? I have a kettle on the stove

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Speaker 1: because I was making myself some tea, And that's why no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no, did you did you just? Did you just far?

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Speaker 1: And that's why it's also steaming in here. It's the kettle.

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Speaker 1: It's the kettle. It's so steamy, and it's a talking

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Speaker 1: for just two seconds, and let me just hear the sound.

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Speaker 1: Sure that's over today. It doesn't matter how old I get.

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Speaker 1: It's this sound. How farts that make me laugh? Oh,

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Speaker 1: Let's thank all of our alchemist for being completely and

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Speaker 1: utterly genius and saying at the same time, we don't

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Speaker 1: know how that combination works quite frankly, and by saying,

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Speaker 1: I mean completely out of their minds. Let's start with

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Speaker 1: Caroline Conn. Caroline, thank you so much for being here.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for having me. Love the farts, love the fart

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Speaker 1: sound effects. Why why I don't understand what cuts through

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Speaker 1: me like a damn comedy knife. It's ridiculous, But thank

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Speaker 1: you very much for being here. Chris Alvarado, will you

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Speaker 1: ever recover? I don't know? That was pretty wonderful. I

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Speaker 1: was thinking though, I think James's character ends up being

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Speaker 1: that small alien yes from last episode. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: that's what I think that's what happens, James, would you agree,

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Speaker 1: I think so. Slimo, slim O, maybe that's the origin story.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for having me. I love you all,

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Speaker 1: fair and and delicious. Jackie Gonzalez to Ruth. Yes, thank

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Speaker 1: you for having me, especially for fart stuff. Gosh, I

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Speaker 1: find it funny too. It's so base and embarrassing. There

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Speaker 1: you go. I can't. I can't get over it. Won't

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Speaker 1: get over it, don't won't. Thank you for being here

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Speaker 1: as always, Gary, Anthony Williams. Oh, you guys have pleasured

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Speaker 1: me today, Kevin pleasure. Yeah, uh and thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, my friend. To really appreciate your your invite

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Speaker 1: to play with these great people. I truly do, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I think no, no, no, this is if anything in

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Speaker 1: what I said sounded illegitimate, that was real, that was real,

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Speaker 1: that was real. I'm taking all of it, putting it

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Speaker 1: on the one sheet. Dr James Zeney, I've got a

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Speaker 1: sophisticated taste for humor, and I don't like I think

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Speaker 1: it's uh, I don't know, I think we can rise

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Speaker 1: ab up it. You think it's unfortunate, I'm I'm like

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Speaker 1: super high pro So for the record that you want

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Speaker 1: to find really classy humor. Uh, you should tune in

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Speaker 1: on the last Saturday Sunday of every month. He helped

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Speaker 1: me this live. Hang God, my brain is so broken. Um.

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Speaker 1: We hope everything recovers perfectly where you are, by the ways,

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Speaker 1: thank you ye much much of love and strength you.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of which, Joey, who is Tom Selton Ton Tone

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Speaker 1: to ton Ton Selton? Ton Selton is a good friend

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Speaker 1: of mine? Uh, and uh, you know I can't get

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Speaker 1: Let's just let's just put it this way. Ton Ton

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Speaker 1: is a good friend of mine. Let's just say that.

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Speaker 1: And if you want to know more, check out God

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Speaker 1: Bless Jim Chum on Instagram. I also have a TikTok

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Speaker 1: with a lot of important things going on, a lot

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Speaker 1: of good information. Also, there is a reddit without gemy

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Speaker 1: this It's talking me this pod on Reddit. A lot

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Speaker 1: of great people. I say that not knowing any of them,

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Speaker 1: talking about the show, talking about what we're doing. Get

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Speaker 1: in there, you know, and maybe maybe maybe, And besides that,

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Speaker 1: I gotta say, Um, you had a couple of shout outs.

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Speaker 1: No shoutouts today, no fair. I will shout out our

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Speaker 1: producer to the stars, Mr Dougan. Find folks that I

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Speaker 1: heart media. I'm your host Kevin Pollock reminding you that

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Speaker 1: we care about you, so don't forget to care about

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Speaker 1: each other. And thank you for writing for all of

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Speaker 1: you who do. Those of you haven't written in yet,

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Speaker 1: give it a shot. Just try alchemy this email at

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Speaker 1: gmail dot com. Love to hear from you. Uh again,

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Speaker 1: Thanks very much for being here. Until next time.