Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Camera Judge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas and
Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tamra Judge.
Speaker 3: The teaser bad baby.
Speaker 4: You wanted to say? Bitcause I want to say. I
Speaker 4: have a question, what's your favorite curse word to say?
Speaker 4: Because I was talking about this with someone.
Speaker 2: I mean, granted, the person I was talking about it
Speaker 2: with was eighty and she her word really cracked me up.
Speaker 3: Well, it depends.
Speaker 1: Is it like directed towards somebody or is it when
Speaker 1: I stub my toe?
Speaker 4: I stub my toe as shit?
Speaker 3: Mine's fuck my life?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, fuck my life is just on a daily basis. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and never anything annoys me?
Speaker 3: Yep. I mean I love a good fuck off your bitch.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Do you say con cunt?
Speaker 3: I mean I have.
Speaker 1: I have to be really really really mad, and I
Speaker 1: definitely have.
Speaker 3: It's not one that I like to say.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we are going to talk about this episode,
Speaker 2: which did you like it or not?
Speaker 3: I liked it.
Speaker 1: I mean it was heavy on Jack's who bugs a
Speaker 1: living shit out of me?
Speaker 3: Well know what, I thought?
Speaker 2: It was heavy on the news reports on the weather.
Speaker 2: I don't need to know how hot it is in
Speaker 2: the damn valley, you guys, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Say, every time they walk into a scene, they're.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, there's a hot out there, Like, we know it's.
Speaker 2: A balmy one hundred and ninety one hundred and nine
Speaker 2: degrees in the valley in the summertime. Like, we don't
Speaker 2: need you to tell us. We don't need the reasons
Speaker 2: why you're sweating. We don't need the reasons why your
Speaker 2: face is red.
Speaker 4: It's hot, and we get it, we get it.
Speaker 3: Would you join the valley?
Speaker 4: Would I join the valley?
Speaker 2: I mean I I do a lot for money, So
Speaker 2: I mean it's hard to say, but I.
Speaker 3: Don't do a lot for money. You wouldn't show the.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't show the kitties. She's too cute to just
Speaker 4: thrown around.
Speaker 3: Don't let her get abused like that. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4: I don't want her to get a beaten wow.
Speaker 2: Ys, Well, it starts out where Brittany and Jasmine are
Speaker 2: over at Janet and Jason's house. Sometimes I wonder, repeatedly
Speaker 2: what Jasmine and what's the dude's name with the.
Speaker 4: Hair Zach Zach.
Speaker 2: What the fact that I can't remember Zach's name and
Speaker 2: he's in a lot of scenes, Like I really wonder
Speaker 2: what they're.
Speaker 1: Doing on By the way, when I was writing my notes,
Speaker 1: I said, the gay guy with the wig I can't remember.
Speaker 4: It's so bad, like I don't understand it. But they're there.
Speaker 2: They're trying to have a an egg dish. Janet feels
Speaker 2: like she was talking to a crazy person the night
Speaker 2: before aka Kristen. When trying to paologize for what she
Speaker 2: said on the podcast, she starts to cry when she
Speaker 2: remembers what Zach said about her pregnancy. And then Jasmine
Speaker 2: saw that Janet unblocked Zach on Instagram. But then Janet
Speaker 2: claims she didn't even realize. See this is where Janet
Speaker 2: loses me. Just say you unblocked him to be nosy
Speaker 2: and move on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: So Jasmine says that castroles are a white person thing,
Speaker 1: and she's kind of gross out about that. So what
Speaker 1: are your thoughts on cast roles and crockpot stuff and
Speaker 1: things like that.
Speaker 2: I love a crockpot, but a castle wasn't castrole a thing?
Speaker 3: On Orange County?
Speaker 4: Orange County, like you didn't even bring me a castrole.
Speaker 4: I can tell you I'm not going to bring anyone
Speaker 4: a castrole ever.
Speaker 1: Well, your next food that's going to be delivered to
Speaker 1: your house for me is gonna be castroles and crockpot stuff.
Speaker 4: Please do not do a cast role.
Speaker 2: I will be furious because what they're like a castrole reheated,
Speaker 2: and what the hell.
Speaker 3: Is a castle anyways?
Speaker 4: Is shit?
Speaker 3: You throwing a pot and cook it all together? Like
Speaker 3: I don't know, but if.
Speaker 4: There's mushrooms in the cast role, I'm for sure out.
Speaker 1: Should send Vicki a cast role since she bought you
Speaker 1: a coloring book of herself. My daughter hates castroles and
Speaker 1: crocpots or anything like that.
Speaker 3: Like I always sit on the crockouts.
Speaker 4: But I don't know how to make anything in a
Speaker 4: crock pot. Oh you could.
Speaker 3: Throw anything, you could anything, You could throw a small
Speaker 3: cat in there. She comes out right right, Okay.
Speaker 2: So maybe I'm going to start to learn about a
Speaker 2: touch of cast I mean a crockpot action, but cast
Speaker 2: rolls and castroles when it's hot, No, thank you.
Speaker 3: A little too.
Speaker 1: I used to make a little two in a casserole
Speaker 1: when I was married and the kids.
Speaker 4: Were, Oh, my mom used to make.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, baked ZD is really good for
Speaker 1: the kids. Like you just make spaghetti like with a ZD,
Speaker 1: like the round noodles and put it, put it in
Speaker 1: the dish and then sprinkle it with cheese and bake it.
Speaker 4: Also green bean castrole I loved.
Speaker 2: See we like cast roles, we just don't like egg castles.
Speaker 4: Are we just.
Speaker 1: Confirming the two white girls love castles?
Speaker 4: We're just confirming that we're wt.
Speaker 1: White trash at its finest.
Speaker 4: Baby.
Speaker 3: Uh, you know what I want?
Speaker 4: That tune a cast role that you make the next
Speaker 4: time I come over.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Then Kristen visits Jack's sans cast role. Kristen's Kristen sees
Speaker 2: the chair that Jack's broke during his fit of rage
Speaker 2: against Brittany. He tries to tell her he isn't justifying
Speaker 2: his outrage. As he keeps trying to justify it, Kristen
Speaker 2: calls him out on it, and then Jax complains how
Speaker 2: miserable he feels and how no one is checking up
Speaker 2: on him like they are with Brittany.
Speaker 4: Hello, Kristen is there?
Speaker 3: Christen.
Speaker 1: Kristen is the cast member that bounces from cast member
Speaker 1: to cast member, trying to knock some sense into them,
Speaker 1: and guess what, Jack's it is your turn right now.
Speaker 3: But then Christie just left Jesse. Now she's with you baby.
Speaker 2: Well, then Kristen's been complete lee with Brittany when Jackson
Speaker 2: has called her ugly fat, but Jack completely denies ever
Speaker 2: calling her fat.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I believe Brittany on this one.
Speaker 2: I would think that Jack says anything when he's allegedly
Speaker 2: in a coke grade.
Speaker 1: He said, when when she says that about him calling
Speaker 1: her fat, his wife fat?
Speaker 3: His response was, I love girls that look like her.
Speaker 2: But then I could go back and look at some
Speaker 2: of the alleged affairs he's, well, I guess it's not
Speaker 2: affairs anymore. But the alleged girls he's been hooking up
Speaker 2: with since remember when there was the one whose dad, oh,
Speaker 2: the one.
Speaker 1: Same giant tits that they flashed on the screen. Was
Speaker 1: that wasn't there one that they put on the screen,
Speaker 1: the girl with like big giant boobies.
Speaker 4: And maybe he likes big tits and he cannot lie.
Speaker 2: But when Kristen is the voice of reason, you know
Speaker 2: it's time for Jax to take out a mirror.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, well there's a lot.
Speaker 1: That Jackson needs to take out a mirror, Like not
Speaker 1: being allowed to be alone with his son.
Speaker 3: Is pretty pretty big deal.
Speaker 1: And he's like later on when he's like, I'm just
Speaker 1: going to rehab for my son.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, We're going to get into some of the
Speaker 2: things that were said in front of the son that
Speaker 2: really made me uncomfortable later on. But then first we
Speaker 2: get to Zach visiting Brittany at a rental home. Oh,
Speaker 2: something we need to clear up in regards to Jesse
Speaker 2: staying in the house. Remember we talked about this last
Speaker 2: week and we kind of went into him because we're like,
Speaker 2: why is this happening. The reason why that happened was
Speaker 2: Michelle had already moved into another place.
Speaker 4: She wanted to be in another place.
Speaker 3: Well, that's how bad she wanted out of there. I
Speaker 3: did the same thing.
Speaker 2: But also his daughter, I'm not having you know, Jesse's back,
Speaker 2: even though he's my friend. You guys are going to
Speaker 2: say it, but I'm assuming he's about to be a
Speaker 2: really huge dick even though I thought Michelle took the
Speaker 2: dick ard for this episode, but both episodes. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: he his daughter really wanted to stay in that home allegedly,
Speaker 2: so that's why he stayed there and Michelle moved out.
Speaker 2: But Michelle had already moved out because Michelle was already
Speaker 2: in a relationship with somebody else. Yeah, we don't know
Speaker 2: if it was Aaron or somebody else.
Speaker 4: But also, what about when the kids said I love
Speaker 4: you to Aaron.
Speaker 3: I didn't see that.
Speaker 2: Really, m hmmm, when the daughter did. Okay, But anyway,
Speaker 2: Zach visits Brittany. Apparently, Jax texted her and asked that
Speaker 2: she check up on him every once in a while.
Speaker 2: Of course, he brought up the pictures she sent to
Speaker 2: Julian Again, Brittany confirmed it was a picture of her boobs.
Speaker 4: That she sent.
Speaker 2: Well, nobody thought you were sending pictures of your vagina?
Speaker 4: Do people do that?
Speaker 3: Not me hot pics? I don't. I don't want to
Speaker 3: say it.
Speaker 4: And what position are you doing? I mean I do
Speaker 4: think that.
Speaker 2: Like sometimes the pictures where you hold this and you
Speaker 2: also hold your prives, those are okay, but you're not
Speaker 2: really showing anything.
Speaker 4: You're just showing your bod. I'm kind of okay with those.
Speaker 3: It depends on what my bod looks at the moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm currently not sending those pigs to anyone. Then
Speaker 2: Zach compares Janet to Jack, saying she's just as manipulative
Speaker 2: as him.
Speaker 4: I don't know that I would go that far.
Speaker 2: But then Zach starts to cry because he feels like
Speaker 2: Janet has been driving a wedge between him and Britney's friendship.
Speaker 2: I want to start doing a cry test how many
Speaker 2: times Zach cries an episode because he cries about that,
Speaker 2: And then he also cries about Benji, which I needed
Speaker 2: a jump scare before they panned to Benji's FaceTime videos,
Speaker 2: I was like.
Speaker 1: Whoa Am I the only person that doesn't care about
Speaker 1: Zach's relationship or his wig?
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Is that an actual wig?
Speaker 2: No, he does the front blow dry, he does the
Speaker 2: Jimmy neutron, but it's not Jimmy.
Speaker 3: He's got Jeff Lewis hair.
Speaker 2: Hold on, now, I got I haven't seen Jeff Lewis
Speaker 2: and long enough that I know what his hair is.
Speaker 1: Well, everybody accuses him of having a wig because his
Speaker 1: hair is so thick and dense.
Speaker 2: Well, I can't even believe that anybody would have a wig. Fuck,
Speaker 2: this is my hair is growing at a rapid pay.
Speaker 3: It really is.
Speaker 4: And look at this.
Speaker 2: Body tap the least because this is just you know,
Speaker 2: a cup.
Speaker 3: Please please, I beg you.
Speaker 2: Zach's upset about the potential deportation to Canada for Benji. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I don't care. I do care about this. Michelle visits
Speaker 2: Jesse at his house.
Speaker 3: This is so uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: Jesse's changed the custody schedule.
Speaker 3: I can't say.
Speaker 2: This is really fucking annoying. The custody schedule thing. Like
Speaker 2: sometimes when there's trips involved, I want to be one
Speaker 2: of those people that's just like.
Speaker 4: Okay, sure if you're going on a trip or you
Speaker 4: need this.
Speaker 1: Like there's always one bitter asshole and a divorce and
Speaker 1: they're like, no, I it is my time, even if
Speaker 1: they're you know what I mean. Like I was always like,
Speaker 1: do what's best for the kids. The kids want to go,
Speaker 1: let them go. If they like, if you want to.
Speaker 2: Go to Hawaii and take the kids, why would I
Speaker 2: say no? Or if I'm going to be out of
Speaker 2: town and the options are the kids are with a
Speaker 2: nanny or the kids are with you, just say yes
Speaker 2: and let's effortlessly make the change.
Speaker 4: But the way they're doing it.
Speaker 2: It appears that Michelle is the one always saying no.
Speaker 3: That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 2: But Michelle portrayed him as an absentee father, and Jesse
Speaker 2: admits it's been a huge struggle trying to balance his
Speaker 2: work life, personal life and being a single dad.
Speaker 3: I mean, I felt bad for Jesse at this time.
Speaker 1: And then Michelle giving Jesse's shit for crying is so
Speaker 1: cold and annoying.
Speaker 3: It's like, come on, and she's like, you just do
Speaker 3: this to make me look bad.
Speaker 4: She hates him with a burning fucking passion.
Speaker 3: What did he do to her? Do you think that
Speaker 3: maybe he's not as innocent as it's I.
Speaker 2: Think when he gets drunk, my guess is he verbally
Speaker 2: says terrible things to her, as my guess, and she
Speaker 2: is just holding on to that.
Speaker 4: But I think if he had ever.
Speaker 2: Cheated or done anything else, I think we would have
Speaker 2: already known that by now. I don't think she'd be
Speaker 2: holding on to that, But I think, you know, Jesse
Speaker 2: claims he's ninety nine percent sure that Michelle cheated on
Speaker 2: him twice, and then Michelle tells Jesse that his new
Speaker 2: girlfriend talks shit about him behind his back, telling Sheena
Speaker 2: she's sleeping with other guys as well. Jesse decides to
Speaker 2: call Shena, who tells him that this information is correct. Allegedly,
Speaker 2: Jesse's girlfriend is sleeping with the guy from Baywatch. We
Speaker 2: already talked about this, whether she's sleeping with the guy
Speaker 2: from Baywatch or not. I think this was just Sheena's
Speaker 2: gateway back into the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and which guys.
Speaker 1: She was like, God, damn you, Alex Baskin, this is
Speaker 1: my gateway back in talking shit.
Speaker 4: This is great. Now I gotta talk shit.
Speaker 2: Can you google which guys from Baywatch live in Orange County?
Speaker 2: I mean, clearly she'll come to Los Angeles. Jeremy Jackson,
Speaker 2: he lives in Orange County. There isn't he did, hold
Speaker 2: on lazy.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna say this.
Speaker 3: I'm part of saying that you.
Speaker 4: Hooked up with as Jeremy Jackson.
Speaker 3: I'm reffed by the way.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 1: We tried to get her on the pod, just for
Speaker 1: ten minutes, just to hear her side. She's not interested
Speaker 1: in doing that. She feels like it would be, you know,
Speaker 1: make things worse. She's worried about the kids. She's still
Speaker 1: dating Jesse, and.
Speaker 2: She's not about the spotlight. I think that shows the difference.
Speaker 2: Michelle is about the spotlight even though she has zero
Speaker 2: to cap.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine filming a reality show where you're divorcing Edwin,
Speaker 1: but you guys hate each other and you have to
Speaker 1: like go to his house and talk to him, Like, No,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to do that.
Speaker 4: I could easily do that on a extra.
Speaker 2: I want to film the divorce chronicles because I think
Speaker 2: it's the highs and lows.
Speaker 4: It's freaking crazy ziness.
Speaker 1: But well, you know what I didn't like as Michelle
Speaker 1: swore on her daughter's life, she didn't cheat on him.
Speaker 2: Anytime anybody swears on people's lives, they're lying.
Speaker 3: No, that's not true.
Speaker 4: I think why because you've said it before.
Speaker 3: I've said it before.
Speaker 1: But I think for sure when you are like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I did not do that, and then there's
Speaker 1: people that you know just lie and be like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I swear to God on my child's life.
Speaker 4: I think I said I swear.
Speaker 2: I've said anytime that I've said like I really swear,
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah blah, I think that I'm like
Speaker 2: fudging the truth.
Speaker 3: Whereas for me it's like it's something it's not a
Speaker 3: good thing to do. I don't swear anybody's life.
Speaker 4: I swear on people's lives. I don't think.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say in a one hundred percent certainty,
Speaker 2: but I don't think I've sweared it on anyone's life.
Speaker 2: But if I'm being honest, I think I'm just very like,
Speaker 2: I'm not discussing this. This is clearly what happened. And
Speaker 2: but if I feel the need to start grasping, that's
Speaker 2: where I think I personally that's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I.
Speaker 1: Thought it was quite interesting that Michelle yells at him,
Speaker 1: then tells him his girlfriend's cheating on him, and then
Speaker 1: tries to be nice to him.
Speaker 3: That's a whole passive aggressive situation right there.
Speaker 2: But then also not agreeing to switch the days. No,
Speaker 2: just and I feel like I'm a monotone human. Michelle
Speaker 2: takes me out.
Speaker 1: Oh she wins, like she you know what, I like
Speaker 1: to win, but like this, No, you don't want to
Speaker 1: win this one.
Speaker 4: This one.
Speaker 2: Now, She's like, Jesse, can I have a He's like,
Speaker 2: do you want to water? And she's like sure, and
Speaker 2: he's like sparkling and she's like, I.
Speaker 4: Guess, so, yes, thank you.
Speaker 1: She's so monofized I can't.
Speaker 2: Then Danny and Jason visit Jack's at his house for
Speaker 2: an intervention.
Speaker 4: This didn't feel like an intervention to me.
Speaker 1: Well, I think of those were Jacks's words. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this feels like an intervention. I think that guys were
Speaker 1: just there to be like, you're a dick, you need help.
Speaker 2: Jack says his father and grandfather both struggled with anger issues,
Speaker 2: and his sister says mental illness runs in their family.
Speaker 2: So to break the cycle and not allow crews to
Speaker 2: fall into the same trap, Jax has decided to seek
Speaker 2: help out a mental health clinic. The clinic is thirty
Speaker 2: thousand dollars, which, you know, thousand.
Speaker 3: Dollars a day, thousand thousand dollars a day, you know what.
Speaker 2: I would probably need one thousand dollars a day to
Speaker 2: try to get Jackson handled.
Speaker 1: Do you think, yeah, do you think that Jacks would
Speaker 1: be doing this if he wasn't filming a television show.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that, But all I could think
Speaker 2: about while watching this is why Jacks is packing all
Speaker 2: of his stuff into a bag that it doesn't fit
Speaker 2: and why he's packing dirty clothes into it.
Speaker 1: Because when we do the packing scenes, I'm sure you
Speaker 1: want to share the packing scenes, right you just I
Speaker 1: One time Heather watched the show and she's like, do
Speaker 1: you really pack with the hangars? And I go, no,
Speaker 1: I just with the suitcase and just shove things and
Speaker 1: take it. Because the packing scenes are so annoying. Just
Speaker 1: pay attention people when you see the packing scenes and
Speaker 1: you see people putting the clothes into the suitcases, those
Speaker 1: are not the clothes they see.
Speaker 4: They get matches, what they have matches. But also we
Speaker 4: already know what you wear.
Speaker 2: Every time Jack's it's Jack's sweatshirt from the bar.
Speaker 4: But can you wear.
Speaker 3: It's like Edie, can you go to Yeah?
Speaker 2: But Eddie works out like is there something wrong with
Speaker 2: like going to rehab and wearing a bar sweatshirt?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is something wrong with that, now that you
Speaker 3: mention it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But he also said that his dad would be turning
Speaker 1: over in his grave if he knew he was going
Speaker 1: to a mental health clinic.
Speaker 3: I'm like, really, I.
Speaker 4: Don't think so. I don't think so, maybe turning over
Speaker 4: in his grave in a positive way, like phew, thank you,
Speaker 4: this is happening.
Speaker 2: Then Brittany goes to lunch with Janet and Michelle. Brittany
Speaker 2: tells them she accidentally sent Amazon packages to her old
Speaker 2: house and she went to pick them up when Jack's
Speaker 2: wasn't there.
Speaker 4: She went upstairs to grab some clothes.
Speaker 2: That she may have left, and there was a thong
Speaker 2: on the bathroom, saying, but then, why did she bring
Speaker 2: the thong?
Speaker 3: No, she took a picture of it.
Speaker 4: She just took out what was the white thing on
Speaker 4: the table.
Speaker 3: That was a thong.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. She brought the thong.
Speaker 3: No, she didn't bring it. It was there. It was
Speaker 3: left there by some No.
Speaker 4: But when they were at lunch, there was like a
Speaker 4: white thing there.
Speaker 1: I thought, No, there was a thong with a wipe,
Speaker 1: like a you know, like a baby wipe or something.
Speaker 2: But then Michelle claims that Jesse's new girlfriend sent her
Speaker 2: a horrific text where she threatened to sue Michelle. Then
Speaker 2: Janet met her at Jackx's. This is the same woman
Speaker 2: that said she wanted to send the entire cast cease
Speaker 2: and desists so they couldn't talk about her. Then, and
Speaker 2: Janet and Brittany's confessionals they make a point to use
Speaker 2: the word allegedly very strongly.
Speaker 3: Yes, allegedly allegedly.
Speaker 1: Now, I what I think what happened is there was
Speaker 1: some drama about her that was circulating through the show,
Speaker 1: and Jesse told her, and she's like, I don't want
Speaker 1: my name mentioned in the shit, And so I think
Speaker 1: that that's what happened. I don't think that she really
Speaker 1: wanted to see anybody. She just didn't want her name.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm just speculating.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to put a little PSA out there
Speaker 2: to anyone potentially wanting to date a Bravo LB or
Speaker 2: a reality person, don't date them. Well, if you don't
Speaker 2: want your name out there, it's good. Whether you signed
Speaker 2: up to do the show or not, your name is
Speaker 2: going to get She.
Speaker 3: Doesn't want her name out there. I know her name,
Speaker 3: you know her name. I follow her allegedly.
Speaker 2: I don't follow her allegedly, but I have met her
Speaker 2: allegedly and she's very nice to me allegedly. I am
Speaker 2: also just confused on how you send a cease and
Speaker 2: desist before anything has been done.
Speaker 4: Like on the show.
Speaker 1: I'm going to speculate that it was sent to production
Speaker 1: I think that's what I think.
Speaker 2: Okay, then we're back at Zach's apartment. He's facetiming Benji.
Speaker 2: They throw the idea around of Benji moving to la
Speaker 2: or Zach moving to Canada to make the relationship work.
Speaker 1: Zach ain't going nowhere as long as he's film in
Speaker 1: the Valley. I mean, he even had a shirt on
Speaker 1: that says Valley crew.
Speaker 4: What about his pink on pink shirt? That kind of
Speaker 4: bugged me too.
Speaker 2: I don't like that match Granted I'm matchy matchy right now,
Speaker 2: but it's matchew matche sweats me too. Yeah, like, I
Speaker 2: can't help it if it's a matchy sweat said, I
Speaker 2: need it, But like, I don't need matchy match you
Speaker 2: pink with pink.
Speaker 3: Pink and pink and pink, well maybe pink' says color.
Speaker 3: It's flush and bas do we know? Do we know
Speaker 3: if that's his real hair? Do we really know that
Speaker 3: is real hair?
Speaker 2: I think it's his real hair. I think it's just
Speaker 2: like if my hair.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go, well even more forward.
Speaker 4: I'm a combination of Zach and Teresa.
Speaker 1: Now stop, I need to know, Zach tell us, is
Speaker 1: this is this really your hair?
Speaker 3: Or is it or coming over?
Speaker 4: And you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Wigs are in right now, Zax, so you can be honest,
Speaker 1: we don't mind. But I want to get a wig now.
Speaker 1: After I've seen your your instagram about the wig store,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I would do anything to
Speaker 1: just plump, and.
Speaker 2: They're sending me a couple more. Some days, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be brunette. I just wanted to say. Then Benji jokes
Speaker 2: about Zach spray Tan and Zach's wig.
Speaker 4: I'm like, that's what I was saying.
Speaker 3: Is it a wig or is not a wig? I
Speaker 3: need to know.
Speaker 2: If Benji has had s e X with him, then
Speaker 2: he probably I mean, I'm.
Speaker 3: It probably his two pay probably flew off.
Speaker 2: No, I bet he has to take it off. I mean,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't leave this on if I was gonna have sex.
Speaker 2: You're gonna just have to take me with my bald
Speaker 2: spots all over the choint.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be like, watch the wig.
Speaker 3: It's very expensive. Don't fuck up my wig.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I gotta utilize this six times in a
Speaker 2: row before I get it, so excuse me.
Speaker 4: But then Brittany brings Cruise over to Jackson's house.
Speaker 2: This entire thing is chaos to me, because, yes, Jack's
Speaker 2: is wrong, but they're they're fighting immediately in front of their.
Speaker 1: Well, at first it was just Jack's and then Brittany
Speaker 1: was antagonizing him, and I'm like, oh my god, you
Speaker 1: guys should not be around each other.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there there's a plane.
Speaker 2: There's a playing card taped over the security cameras.
Speaker 1: Why do they have like such huge security cameras inside
Speaker 1: their house.
Speaker 3: Well, the fat that goes up after they split up.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's illegal, by the way, to have cameras inside
Speaker 2: of the house.
Speaker 4: And video somebody else.
Speaker 2: Like if I were to rent out my house right
Speaker 2: now and have like I have security cameras inside of me, you.
Speaker 1: Can't have the inside that I know that from Airbnb,
Speaker 1: But if you live there, you.
Speaker 4: Can have security cameras inside.
Speaker 1: I know, And I have what I do know Housmith
Speaker 1: that was caught on a security camera ring camera.
Speaker 4: Oh really smoking a bong. We're gonna have to talk
Speaker 4: about that later.
Speaker 2: Then Jax gets home and says hyde a cruise and
Speaker 2: literally scares his child to the point of tears, Like
Speaker 2: he like runs up to him and the kid's like,
Speaker 2: h and then Brittany tells Jacks he this, I didn't
Speaker 2: love Brittany, don't kiss my child on the face because
Speaker 2: he had a random girl over last night that week.
Speaker 4: Probably could have left off. I know that we could
Speaker 4: have probably Well.
Speaker 1: That just prompted Jacks to scream, like was Julian over
Speaker 1: last night? And She's like, absolutely not, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. Stop yelling at each other.
Speaker 4: This is a good time.
Speaker 2: But also this happened with Jesse and Michelle as well,
Speaker 2: where they're talking about the kids seeing other people sleeping
Speaker 2: over at their houses when it's new.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not big on that.
Speaker 3: I'm not big on it either.
Speaker 4: Like I'm like, I think that's a little I waited six.
Speaker 3: Months for Eddie to even come over to my house,
Speaker 3: and then it was probably a year before he spent
Speaker 3: the night.
Speaker 1: I mean, do you want another do you want another
Speaker 1: reason why he spent the night?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 1: Because I threw wine in Gina's face after the event,
Speaker 1: I said, can you spend the night because if I
Speaker 1: get arrested, I don't want my kids to go to
Speaker 1: into custody.
Speaker 4: That's that tracks YEP.
Speaker 2: And Jackson's confessional, he admits to having page over at
Speaker 2: the house, which was breaking the rules.
Speaker 4: He and Britney said, these are the type of rules, like,
Speaker 4: you know they're going to be broken, so you might
Speaker 4: as well just zip it on that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but how about when Jack says to her, I
Speaker 1: have people watching you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, but also Britney wants to hook up with
Speaker 4: somebody else. Just let the girl hook up with somebody else.
Speaker 4: You've hooked up with half Los Angeles allegedly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then he like throws like feel in the fire.
Speaker 3: He's like, you had her here, and he's like, I
Speaker 3: was at her house too.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, you guys stop, I know.
Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden, the nanny just magically
Speaker 2: arrives and the sun leaves, and I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, how did the nanny get here? And she
Speaker 4: didn't walk in with them?
Speaker 2: And then they keep going at it, and this is
Speaker 2: where now it's all of a sudden, production starts getting
Speaker 2: involved in this conversation, because you can tell this is
Speaker 2: where Brittany is going to say cocaine yes, And she
Speaker 2: said it.
Speaker 4: And she said it, and he took it.
Speaker 3: He took it.
Speaker 2: At first, he was like this this can't happen right now.
Speaker 4: I don't want this to happen. Yeah, And then she
Speaker 4: said it.
Speaker 1: She talks about his coke addiction, and it just came
Speaker 1: like right out of left field.
Speaker 2: And then he did what he always does and immediately
Speaker 2: throws it back in Britney's face and says, so you've
Speaker 2: never done coke.
Speaker 4: And this is where I think she truly gets him.
Speaker 2: She goes, yeah, I have, but give me a test
Speaker 2: right now and I would pass, would you?
Speaker 4: And that's where it's like, holy shit, we're in it.
Speaker 4: We're in it.
Speaker 3: We're in it deep.
Speaker 2: And it's clear that you know he's gaslighting her the
Speaker 2: same way he did back when they went to on
Speaker 2: that trip last year and he was like, you're drinking
Speaker 2: too much and she was like paniced to tell the girl.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think they both have partied a lot together,
Speaker 2: but to try to use that.
Speaker 4: But this is where she says.
Speaker 2: To him, and I really appreciated it. She was like, listen,
Speaker 2: if you don't finish, like I'm fine to support you
Speaker 2: through this treatment, but if you don't get through the
Speaker 2: thirty days, I'm filing restraining order. I'm going to do
Speaker 2: full custody. Yeah, And then what was the third one?
Speaker 4: She's fining for divorce. I don't think I'm filing for divorce. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And I.
Speaker 3: Think I hope to God she never goes back to him.
Speaker 4: I really hope.
Speaker 2: But then in the midst of all of this, Jason
Speaker 2: shows up to take Jack's to the facility with an
Speaker 2: unpacked bag with sneakers falling out, and in his confessional
Speaker 2: he says, my name is Jax Taylor, and I'm finally
Speaker 2: admitting I need help.
Speaker 4: But you know what, I think we need zuli on
Speaker 4: the pod.
Speaker 3: Who's Zilly the nanny?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Zulie's the nanny, because I want to know what
Speaker 2: really happened in that house.
Speaker 4: We're missing some key.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see the security camera's there.
Speaker 1: But she Jack says, I'm doing this for my son
Speaker 1: because I threw things, and all I could think about,
Speaker 1: what about the fact that you have you're addicted to
Speaker 1: cocaine that allegedly does that Does that enter your mind
Speaker 1: at all?
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like cocaine. When he didn't answer back,
Speaker 2: test me right now, because if somebody would have said
Speaker 2: that to me, I would have been like, well, test
Speaker 2: me right this minute, and I'll prove it to you,
Speaker 2: but I think it was clear he's actually really ready
Speaker 2: to go in for treatment. I hope for the sake
Speaker 2: of their son and for the sake of their relationship
Speaker 2: that he spends that thirty days in.
Speaker 4: But have we heard anything about him since he's been out.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think, And I think part of him
Speaker 3: did not want to.
Speaker 4: Go to because he didn't want miss filming.
Speaker 3: He didn't want miss filming. That's what I thought immediately.
Speaker 4: Me too.
Speaker 2: But either way he goes, We're happy about it, and
Speaker 2: then we get into some additional things. Know who We
Speaker 2: didn't really see much of this episode. Who the happy
Speaker 2: couple that is I think going to get torn to
Speaker 2: shred soon.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're talking about Danny.
Speaker 4: Danny and Nia.
Speaker 2: We didn't see much of them. We saw Danny make
Speaker 2: a couple of comments about Valencia again.
Speaker 4: But yeah, that's it. And they did move, right, did
Speaker 4: they move?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That's when I heard this just in through tam or
Speaker 2: Judge doing her research.
Speaker 4: They did move to Santa Cluda.
Speaker 2: And that's smart because they are popping out another child.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of kids in a two bedrooms.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of kids under four.
Speaker 2: Who.
Speaker 3: But I feel like.
Speaker 4: She's a lot. She's five years old.
Speaker 3: Could you imagine.
Speaker 1: I feel like she's the one that wants like six
Speaker 1: kids or something. She's just so sweet and loving and kind,
Speaker 1: and I'm like.
Speaker 3: How I had four kids? I have no idea, you know,
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I just said this justin and I gave you a compliment, Tamera.
Speaker 2: But now I'm taking it back because even though on
Speaker 2: Google it says they moved to Santa Clarita, when you
Speaker 2: go to their actual post, it just said they're moving
Speaker 2: because they're having another kid, but it doesn't say where
Speaker 2: they're moving to.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought it was I thought I heard it somewhere.
Speaker 4: I know me too.
Speaker 2: But I think that you're going to be gone for
Speaker 2: a little bit, so when you get back, we'll recap
Speaker 2: all the other things.
Speaker 4: I miss you, I miss you, I love you.
Speaker 2: Okay, guys, thanks for tuning in to another episode of
Speaker 2: Two Cheese and a Podcast.