Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central.
Speaker 2: Now. I know there's been a lot of anti Semitism
Speaker 2: in the news lately, so I decided to hit the
Speaker 2: streets of New York in search of some allies. Take
Speaker 2: a look, there's been a rise in anti Semitism. I'm
Speaker 2: hitting the streets looking for a little pro Semitism. Let's
Speaker 2: hope it doesn't end in a hate crime.
Speaker 3: What do you like about Jews? They made Bang and
Speaker 3: Christmas albums.
Speaker 1: What is there not to love about Jews? The food,
Speaker 1: the culture, the celebrations.
Speaker 3: Because hello, big group of men, Where are you all
Speaker 3: from Belgium? Here in New York City, the land of Jews?
Speaker 3: Have you done any jewey things' jewy?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, great question. Have you eaten a bagel?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, of course?
Speaker 3: Have you ever been vaccinated for polio?
Speaker 7: Jew?
Speaker 3: Are your favorite comedians?
Speaker 6: Erry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jew, Adina Menzel, Barbara streisand Amy Winehouse?
Speaker 1: She is a gem?
Speaker 3: Doja Cat is a Jew? I love that she should
Speaker 3: be Doja Cats? Probably? Who are your favorite Jews that
Speaker 3: you can think of?
Speaker 7: I can't think of a famous you off the top
Speaker 7: of my head, But you can't.
Speaker 3: Think of a single famous Jewish.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say someone's name if I don't
Speaker 1: know they're Jewish.
Speaker 3: That's tough for me to Who are you thinking? That
Speaker 3: seems jewy but you're not sure?
Speaker 1: Are you Jewish?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, there we go.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna teach you some Yiddish. Okay, gay cocking.
Speaker 1: Off and yam gay coffee off.
Speaker 3: That's right, that's a beautiful sentiment. Give me a head,
Speaker 3: thank you. You know what that means. Go take a
Speaker 3: ship in the ocean.
Speaker 6: Would you be an ally to the Jews in this
Speaker 6: time of anti Semitism?
Speaker 3: What would you do to protect me?
Speaker 5: I always peak up for you, beautiful, like the Manora.
Speaker 6: With you look your pissed guy knowing Menora you.
Speaker 3: E's definitely good.
Speaker 2: Just the way you said it was very I don't
Speaker 2: want to that to be your mother, but sexy, you
Speaker 2: have absolutely proven yourself to be a Jewish ally.
Speaker 3: Let's pretend it's the Sabbath.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you know about the Sabbath, but
Speaker 3: you can't turn on lights, you can't drive your car.
Speaker 3: That's why they have like what's called the shabbis gooy.
Speaker 2: Sometimes that will come over and turn on your TV
Speaker 2: for you because you're.
Speaker 3: Not supposed to work. So let's pretend it's the Sabbath,
Speaker 3: and will you turn this on for me?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm a penis, my like of vagiant.
Speaker 6: We're here because there's been a rise in anti Semitism,
Speaker 6: so we're on the streets trying to find some pro Semitism.
Speaker 4: I don't believe and hate your name for me, So
Speaker 4: I don't care what you walk alike, religion, culture, I.
Speaker 7: Don't believe it's I hate on anybody.
Speaker 1: Just bring wrong.
Speaker 3: Agreed, you are officially a Jewish. Ally you win two
Speaker 3: Kanye tickets? Are you gonna go? Oh no, I don't
Speaker 3: like Kanye. No white women get a bad rack. And
Speaker 3: I'm out here on the streets in New York.
Speaker 2: To ask should we what do you think is the
Speaker 2: most white woman thing you've done?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Maybe go get a pumpkin spic slalte at Starbucks.
Speaker 8: At a spa day and bought some bell bottom yoga
Speaker 8: pants from Hallow because I saw him on another white girl.
Speaker 1: But were they like, yeah, about one fifty.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I'll walk around when I'm in a really bad
Speaker 4: move and imagine I'm Sarah j.
Speaker 1: Justica Barger yeah, you have your own little six in
Speaker 1: the city.
Speaker 8: Moment I was invited to an Indian wedding, I thought
Speaker 8: the outfits. I went to the wedding, it was amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 8: after the wedding, I didn't know how to clean it,
Speaker 8: so I took it to the dry cleaners and they
Speaker 8: tried to charge me like four hundred dollars for this
Speaker 8: beautiful garment to be cleaned. And I just started fighting
Speaker 8: with them, trying to tell them like, it's really like
Speaker 8: kind of rude and racist that you're charging me this
Speaker 8: much to like clean this garment. So I call my
Speaker 8: Indian friends like, wondn't you be so proud of me?
Speaker 8: They're just like hysterically laughing and me like we've been
Speaker 8: trying to tell them this for one hundred years, and
Speaker 8: you thought that one time you could go and convince
Speaker 8: the whole like dry cleaning industry, if you were trying
Speaker 8: to be the.
Speaker 3: Dry cleaning savior. Who is your black icon?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Oprah. She was my first Oprah.
Speaker 8: Oprah Oprah Michelle Obama, Michelle Obama, No we want oh.
Speaker 1: No, Naomi?
Speaker 3: Why okay?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: But more than that, not just because she's a supermodel,
Speaker 4: but I don't know living here and.
Speaker 3: Not Kinaomi Campbell. Oh did I say what?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I like her to.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been in a situation where you have
Speaker 1: been like, I gotta go because I'm like my Karen's
Speaker 1: like right here, and you're like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: let her out let her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've certainly felt the rage of what Karen must feel.
Speaker 4: I was at Trader Joe's and I went up to
Speaker 4: the lady and I said, can I have flowers? And
Speaker 4: she said, I'm talking to someone, sorry, And I said, okay, well,
Speaker 4: I'll sit here till you're ready because I need you
Speaker 4: to help me pick out of okay, and she goes,
Speaker 4: I'm talking to my friend.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 4: And that was when I was kind of like people.
Speaker 1: Suck at their jobs first.
Speaker 3: When that happened, did you say anything to her, did
Speaker 3: you say.
Speaker 4: Like, okay, I never do this. I went to her
Speaker 4: manager and I said she needs serious training, and Ron, would.
Speaker 3: You ever feel like you're about to be a Karen?
Speaker 3: If there's an opposite of Karen that might be made,
Speaker 3: then I don't know, Oh woo, what would you name
Speaker 3: the opposite.
Speaker 1: Of a Karen?
Speaker 9: Woo?
Speaker 3: How about a scarlet.
Speaker 2: A scarlet do you think can be where every day
Speaker 2: is a dream and we can try this, you try.
Speaker 3: Them, no judgment. Yeah, I love that a scarlet.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be a scarlet.
Speaker 3: Do you feel that only women can Karen? Or do
Speaker 3: you think men can care? And a man Karen all
Speaker 3: the time? They just don't.
Speaker 8: It's like, of course it's a loud.
Speaker 3: What do you see men doing when they careen?
Speaker 4: Men get a little tempered, entr mean, and it goes
Speaker 4: their way, right, and it goes their way, ye see,
Speaker 4: and then no one blinks not it's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: he just he's speaking, is fine?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah. And when women Karen, they're just bitches. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: what's the last thing you cried to get out of?
Speaker 3: Maybe work a long time ago.
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe when I worked at Starbucks.
Speaker 3: Are white women to blame?
Speaker 8: I think we are part of the problem.
Speaker 1: I think we're a big part of the problem.
Speaker 4: I mean, if we look to like twenty sixteen and
Speaker 4: the election numbers, they're like white women were a big
Speaker 4: part of the problem.
Speaker 3: I think I think twenty twenty two, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or just those numbers don't vote well for us.
Speaker 2: So should should we maybe not be able to vote.
Speaker 3: No, not only we need to vote. I'm like upset
Speaker 3: when people don't vote.
Speaker 8: I'm like, this is we fought for this, And then
Speaker 8: I have to remember, like not everybody got.
Speaker 2: To vote at the same time as white women did.
Speaker 3: When you hear people don't vote, what is your What
Speaker 3: do you say to them? Do you have like a
Speaker 3: you should vote pitch or anything like that?
Speaker 1: I asked them if they pay taxes?
Speaker 4: Do you like the roads, the sidewalks you live on?
Speaker 3: Do you like trash on the street like you might
Speaker 3: lecture a little bit? Yes, yes, ye, yeah, definitely. What
Speaker 3: do you think is the best part about being white?
Speaker 6: I don't usually think about.
Speaker 1: Maybe because I'm from.
Speaker 9: Raw shaving, maybe not having a thing about being white
Speaker 9: is the good part about being white?
Speaker 3: Uh, certainly, I did it. I proved white women are
Speaker 3: not a monolith. There's a whole range on the Karen
Speaker 3: Scarlet spectrum. After meeting with so many white women with
Speaker 3: the verse viewpoints, I realized there was one thing we
Speaker 3: all have in common.
Speaker 4: I'll dance anything I do like to dance after like
Speaker 4: one or two dreams.
Speaker 3: Every day I do something called Madonna dance. We'll dance whenever,
Speaker 3: wherever I could do the work.
Speaker 5: Since the Data Show finally hired a black hopes we
Speaker 5: can properly celebrate Martin Luther King Jay by asking New
Speaker 5: Yorkers how they celebrate his legacy. Shut up, don't interrupt
Speaker 5: me on Martin Luther King Day.
Speaker 1: That ain't cool. So let's do this. Do y'all know
Speaker 1: what today is? We're lost? We're lost day.
Speaker 3: Do you know what day it is?
Speaker 2: Today?
Speaker 4: Monday?
Speaker 1: What you do today?
Speaker 3: Well? Today we just woke up, ste out of our hotel.
Speaker 6: Hotel, we're going to go get coffee and we're gonna
Speaker 6: walk around.
Speaker 9: So which one of those celebrates Martin Luther King Day?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 6: None of none of what we've talked about.
Speaker 3: Who's starting to do?
Speaker 1: What's up for Martin? So this ain't reparations? But this
Speaker 1: is enough. That's right. Give me one hand once.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what'll doing to celebrate? Okay, came to New York.
Speaker 1: Came to New York. That's it.
Speaker 9: That's all y'all gonna do.
Speaker 3: Want some shows, ate some food, did some shopping.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna come back to y'all on Juneteenth, and y'all
Speaker 9: better have done better, don't you like when he, like
Speaker 9: you know, refuse, used to move to the back of
Speaker 9: the bus.
Speaker 7: I can remember ship picks through the world news and.
Speaker 3: He didn't refuse.
Speaker 5: That was ruth of Parks.
Speaker 9: Name famous MLK quote.
Speaker 3: I have a dream?
Speaker 9: And what does he say after that? I'm not sure
Speaker 9: name a famous MLK quote besides I have a dream.
Speaker 1: Besides.
Speaker 9: One million ballance, and you could tell me something else
Speaker 9: that Martin Luther King said he.
Speaker 8: Told his children he loved them, So maybe you do
Speaker 8: not know?
Speaker 5: Can we google it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I have a dream that one day, that's all I got.
Speaker 9: I have a dream that one day white people will
Speaker 9: actually know what's in that damn speech. Okay, just name
Speaker 9: five black people.
Speaker 3: Eddie Murphy, that's only black person you know.
Speaker 6: Eddie Murphy, Barren left wing Lituid Barron left in NFL
Speaker 6: is an offensive line out.
Speaker 1: Everybody know him. You're just making up names.
Speaker 9: So how you celebrate Martin Luther King?
Speaker 1: Not too sure.
Speaker 3: So that's what he dies for?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 3: For you, this would be out here just not doing
Speaker 3: nothing on this day.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just kidding. You can do whatever you want. Man,
Speaker 1: We're gonna go see the lion King.
Speaker 3: Okay, just got king in.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's as close as you can get.
Speaker 4: The freedom and liberty will go about and do what
Speaker 4: we want to do.
Speaker 1: That's our celebration.
Speaker 9: See, that's that's a call from a black woman right there.
Speaker 9: That's why she earned.
Speaker 4: That's what we want to do.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: I'm it's that day.
Speaker 1: I'm fifty.
Speaker 3: Why that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5: But I don't still need lotion though.
Speaker 1: Firstball, are you a movie ball? Yes? Are you excited
Speaker 1: about the Oscars? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Which movie you think will go in the Best Picture
Speaker 3: this year?
Speaker 7: Do you think it'll be top douugh Avatar for one
Speaker 7: of movies?
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit about one of the movies. You
Speaker 1: don't give a shit about.
Speaker 7: Describe everything everywhere, all at once, everything all the way, beautiful, beautiful,
Speaker 7: God's giving, God's given, God's blessed.
Speaker 9: Did you see the movie now?
Speaker 1: The movie Tar? You know what it's about.
Speaker 3: Sounds like it's something black and sticking, so it's like
Speaker 3: a horror movie.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 7: What do you think about women talking?
Speaker 1: Women talking? Yeah? I mean you have women talking you
Speaker 1: all the time, don't they?
Speaker 3: What you think of the movie?
Speaker 7: Women talking?
Speaker 1: Will be talking about I am trying not to get
Speaker 1: as confused as to what women would be talking about.
Speaker 1: But women can talk about anything.
Speaker 7: Would you take your woman to go see women talking?
Speaker 1: I don't even think she would want to see women
Speaker 1: talking unless it's her friend.
Speaker 7: But would she be talking while the women are talking to?
Speaker 1: Definitely? Right, definitely I hate that women talking. Yes, if some.
Speaker 7: Guy got nominated this year for impersonate others, can you
Speaker 7: show me your best impersonation of Elvis?
Speaker 1: Like you know, I just I could do the dance
Speaker 1: move do it? I just want to rock it.
Speaker 3: I just want to rock. If you had to do
Speaker 3: an Elvis, I presson, what would it be?
Speaker 1: I would never do it?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: Elves?
Speaker 1: All right, my man?
Speaker 7: Do you think there's enough black people nominated this year?
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 7: How many is nominated this year?
Speaker 1: I think like three?
Speaker 4: Two?
Speaker 1: Do you know how many black people want my Oscar?
Speaker 3: About twenty?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 3: Name me ten?
Speaker 1: I can't even name you ten?
Speaker 3: Name seven? Can names name three?
Speaker 1: I can't name three? But you know twenty black people
Speaker 1: go on Oscar? Yes, okay, I like our Auscar, right,
Speaker 1: our oscars?
Speaker 3: Give me and y'all the propsticks, y'all?
Speaker 5: Okay, you're talking my brothers people, brothers and sisters.
Speaker 7: Okay, so out of black actors out there in Hollywood
Speaker 7: that are nominated, who else do you think should be
Speaker 7: nominated for an Oscar? And all the black guys handsome,
Speaker 7: you don't, kind of tall, good looking, funny but not
Speaker 7: over the top, but can be over the top if
Speaker 7: you actually make him in that situation.
Speaker 3: He's Kevin Hart. You ain't funny in everything.
Speaker 1: You're right now, You're not fun on everything.
Speaker 7: Which movie was the most unfunny?
Speaker 1: He was in one of them corny ships.
Speaker 3: I wasn't call shit, I I can't remember right now,
Speaker 3: but it was corny man.
Speaker 7: Okay, little man, little man was a ship man come back,
Speaker 7: a little man far too. If you had to pick
Speaker 7: a movie to win an Oscar, which one would you pay?
Speaker 1: What's the name of that?
Speaker 3: When you all was in playing them girls? White child?
Speaker 7: Yeah, should have won to Oscar for that.
Speaker 1: You should win anything for everything you do.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 5: We love him, don't we?
Speaker 3: Two hollow streets love You don't owe him some oscars.
Speaker 5: Give him to them, represent him, give him what he deserves.
Speaker 3: Look at the people out here, they so happy to
Speaker 3: harm him.
Speaker 7: Here we go.
Speaker 3: We gotta give all of some energy like he gives
Speaker 3: up all you here, Let's do it, and the Oscar Goes.
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