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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's obviously most

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Speaker 1: crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today

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Speaker 1: we talk about watch me shove my nuts in the sea,

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Speaker 1: pat Machine, not sleeping like a baby. Baby, you drink

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Speaker 1: vodka out of a Gatorade bottle like every other kid

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Speaker 1: in America. You're learning skills, you dumb fucking idiot. You're

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Speaker 1: learning skills. All right, dude, here it is. That's a dog.

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Speaker 1: Look in your dad's level. Here we go. Start your

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Speaker 1: engines ring minging ming, ming, ming ming ming ming, ming,

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Speaker 1: ming ming ming ming ming ming ming MNK. Good job.

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Speaker 1: Are you guys going to uh, what are your resolutions

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Speaker 1: this year? Guys firing up at any big time res

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say any dumb ship anymore. You're still

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Speaker 1: on that. I want to tell you right now, Blake,

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Speaker 1: that I don't think that attitude is healthy for your mind. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you have to give yourself. You have a simple mind

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Speaker 1: and you're putting too much stress on it right now. Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's too much, dude. Come on, okay, all right, let

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Speaker 1: me think of a real resolution. I'm bad with resolutions.

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Speaker 1: I've never made one that I've stuffed ever even tried. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I always say my resolution is the same every year.

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Speaker 1: It's like, I'm going to be in the best shape

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Speaker 1: of my life this year. Really, that's only happened like

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Speaker 1: one time, like two thou maybe that was like the

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Speaker 1: only time that it actually happened. And there's no way

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Speaker 1: you can get into the best shape of your life now,

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Speaker 1: that's not going to why not? What the hell like relative, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you'll get why not. Yeah, I've got to take test

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Speaker 1: of stone and uh and get jacked into. But I mean, like,

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Speaker 1: you're not going to be in better shape than when

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Speaker 1: you were like twenty four five, right, No, I was

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Speaker 1: in bad shape. Yeah I was. I was in I

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Speaker 1: would say five years ago, I was in the best

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Speaker 1: shape of my life. Yeah, well okay, that's fine. I

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Speaker 1: wish you the best. I love you all you knew

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Speaker 1: me when I was twenty there was I was a

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Speaker 1: little pudgy. Yeah, it was a projection. I love you

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Speaker 1: a lot, I wish you the best. It was a projection.

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Speaker 1: In the best shape of your life, I would say

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Speaker 1: when we were doing P ninety X, when you were

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Speaker 1: strong and you could do pull ups and stuff, right,

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Speaker 1: you guys, Yeah that was a good couple of months.

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Speaker 1: You guys were twenty four, right, we were twenty four, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: twenty four years old. And so what Kyle is projecting

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Speaker 1: is that he doesn't feel like he could get back there.

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Speaker 1: I bet you could. That's what I'm doing. See. The

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Speaker 1: thing is is I never stopped you. You took a

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Speaker 1: decade off after zizz I think if you get on it,

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Speaker 1: that'll do it. Well, a decade fully off. I didn't

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Speaker 1: take a decade fully off. Don't do it? Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: what workout program were you? Tiles actor, You're still walking?

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Speaker 1: You're not my six hundred pound life. But yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: an active guy. Oh, I stayed running, and I stayed skateboarding.

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Speaker 1: I stayed doing my cardio. You stayed running running errands.

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Speaker 1: I meant eating. How many miles a week do you run?

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Speaker 1: Whenever I would get in trouble, I'd throw at least four.

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Speaker 1: I'd throw like three on a day, right, get in trouble? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we are you talking about heart murmurs back at a

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Speaker 1: certain weight, you gotta you know, you're like, oh, I'm

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Speaker 1: in trouble. It's a little too hot. This doesn't happen

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Speaker 1: to you. Guys. What we're saying is we don't know.

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Speaker 1: You don't know what it's like to get in trouble

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Speaker 1: with your way to be like, oh, this is too

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Speaker 1: with your wife, I gotta go for a run, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like, when you're considering heart health,

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Speaker 1: when you're considering aging, when you're considering all of that stuff.

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Speaker 1: I've never gotten to the point that I was worried

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Speaker 1: for my heart health. You've ever gotten that, Well, you're

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Speaker 1: not worried about anything. I've got to a place where

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not thrilled with my weight, where I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I should probably lose ten And I've never been like,

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Speaker 1: I've never laid down in bed and been like scared,

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Speaker 1: your boots are huge. I didn't say I'm scared. I

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Speaker 1: just said I got in a little bit of trouble.

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Speaker 1: But did that happen? Yeah, But you've you've definitely laid

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Speaker 1: or like you've woken up because you weren't breathing in

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Speaker 1: your sleep. You've got sleep apter. That's apnea, dude, that's apnea. Bro.

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Speaker 1: I have do you have apnea because you're snoring is

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Speaker 1: absolutely terrible. Well, it's not that bad anymore. Once I

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Speaker 1: me app is that is that right? Yeah? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: the mask and everything? Or did you have to? I

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Speaker 1: was issued a SEPA machine. Yes, I made my own.

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Speaker 1: I have a custom seapap that I created. I guarantee

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Speaker 1: you you thought about doing some ship like that. It

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Speaker 1: was like, all right, so it's just these tubes in

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Speaker 1: the all right, well I can do this? Yeah, absolutely

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Speaker 1: absolutely so. But did you use it? No? I never?

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Speaker 1: I never really used it? Why not? It probably feels good?

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Speaker 1: What happened? Was it like? You don't put it on

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Speaker 1: your dick? Yeah? It goes. Watch me shove my nuts

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Speaker 1: in the sea pat machine and I sleep like a baby. Now,

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Speaker 1: how's your dick breathe dude, you'r dick snores a lot. Bro.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever done um an oxygen bar? Yes? In Vegas? Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's wonderful. Oh yeah, wonderful. Those aren't real right? Adam

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Speaker 1: comes in with the oh yeah, oh yeah, you guys

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Speaker 1: got an hour? Well no, I I mean, I straight

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Speaker 1: up I funk with that, and I work with a

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Speaker 1: total like the drips that you get, the like hydration drips.

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Speaker 1: Oh you've done that. I haven't done that before. The

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Speaker 1: hangover drip. Oh the hangover drip. Oh yeah, oh man,

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Speaker 1: I want to do it. Like to do that too.

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Speaker 1: I would really like to do that. Just see what

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Speaker 1: it feels. Does it work? Uh? Yeah? Does it make

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Speaker 1: your dick bigger? That's a seatpap that's yeah, you gotta

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Speaker 1: strap the seatpap on. You're saying that good for hangovers?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever tried it? Just like for wellness? Not

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Speaker 1: that wait what like like not hungover, like not fighting

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Speaker 1: out of a out of a hole? Have you ever

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Speaker 1: done it on? Like you know what I mean? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I did it. I did it, uh when I like

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Speaker 1: I But it was for COVID. It was like I

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Speaker 1: was like it's supposed to help you get over your

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Speaker 1: symptoms faster Johnson and Johnson. But it's a cocktail. It's

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Speaker 1: like this fucking bag. It was pack Yeah, specifically, No,

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Speaker 1: it's for COVID it's not a Z pack. I forget

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Speaker 1: what it was. But then on top of it, I

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Speaker 1: was like, just give me the drip. That's some celebrity

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Speaker 1: paid a ton of money for it. That's when you

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Speaker 1: did it, okay, So we wait when you get hooked

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Speaker 1: up with things if you give money. So you did

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Speaker 1: the You did the drip when you got COVID, right,

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Speaker 1: I got COVID and then they've done it before or since? Yes,

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Speaker 1: And I've done it before and since. Okay, I thought

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Speaker 1: you were like I funk with that when I got COVID.

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Speaker 1: I did it. But it's only from like hangovers and

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Speaker 1: ship where I of course fire one up. So how

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Speaker 1: does it work? Does somebody come to your house and

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Speaker 1: to go to a both? I think you can go places,

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Speaker 1: but I haven't come to your place. I get hooked up,

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Speaker 1: come to me after paying the money. That's right? So

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Speaker 1: they do they actually that you with a needle blake? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I believe it is intravenous. Well, yeah they don't. They're

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Speaker 1: intravenous procedure. Okay, oh man, that they basically are getting

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Speaker 1: you fluids. Are you scared of needles? Blake, No, I

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Speaker 1: mean I can do it. I just like, I'm not

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Speaker 1: like I'll do it. I don't give a fuck, bro,

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Speaker 1: I don't give a well, sure i'm not. I'm not like,

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Speaker 1: oh give me them needles, boy. But it's here's what

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Speaker 1: I'll say. Now that that sounds like something you might say,

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Speaker 1: I just I'll say, if it will take away my hangover, yes,

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Speaker 1: you can fucking chop my head off, And it's not

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Speaker 1: it's not if you are wildly hungover. You're not going

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Speaker 1: But it'll it helps you. Like so if you're really hungover,

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Speaker 1: you're way less hungover. But here's here's here's a dirty

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Speaker 1: I love its SCE, so it like flushed them. Hey

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Speaker 1: guys at home, that's a life hack for you. Welcome back, Hey,

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Speaker 1: sign me up. I'm I'm trying to be a freaking

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Speaker 1: e m T. I think the hardest part about doing

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Speaker 1: that would be putting the needle in your own arm.

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Speaker 1: That would be fucking insane. Know you look at your

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Speaker 1: each other, wait three, and then you whisper insert yeah,

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Speaker 1: in fact me hold it out. What's the show? Are

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Speaker 1: you watching? Angels in the Outfield? That was That was Blake.

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Speaker 1: It's not Angels in the Outfield, It's Angels in America.

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Speaker 1: It's an excellent play. It was Angels in America, And

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Speaker 1: I like asked, Blake, this is one of your roommates together,

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Speaker 1: like well over fifteen years ago, an excellent play. I

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Speaker 1: walked into Blake's room asking if he wanted to play

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Speaker 1: like one person go infect me and I'm like pivotal

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Speaker 1: scene in the angles. It sounds juicy. Yeah, I suggest

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Speaker 1: or you can watch the HBO special, which I believe

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Speaker 1: Adam walked in on me watching. Yeah, And admittedly, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it's good. I'm sure it's an incredible movie

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Speaker 1: or show. It was a weird I was not expecting

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Speaker 1: to walk in on that, you know, freaky parents style,

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Speaker 1: and parents always walked in at like the sex part

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Speaker 1: of the movie and they'd be like, what are you watching?

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Speaker 1: You're like, it's the only poorly Was there ever like

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Speaker 1: a song or something your parents didn't like you listening

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Speaker 1: to and they were like off, they were like wrong

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Speaker 1: about it? What do you mean? Yeah? Yeah, My mom's

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Speaker 1: was she was like, I don't want you to listen

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Speaker 1: to Weezer, and I'm like Wheezer and and they're like

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Speaker 1: at the beginning of some song on the Blue album,

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Speaker 1: it was uh, you know, like it's like a party

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Speaker 1: and Blake might know what I'm talking about. And the

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Speaker 1: Sweater you come the sweater song, He's like, you come

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Speaker 1: to the party after the show, so stoked, take it easy, bro.

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Speaker 1: That's literally the line my mom heard. So Stoned taking

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Speaker 1: easy bro, And she was like, I don't like you

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Speaker 1: listening to that so stoned and I'm like, they say stoked. No,

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Speaker 1: they don't know that sounds familiar. Then I remember my

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Speaker 1: mom me being like, what a fucking idiot, dude, Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: you know which one mind was? This is a freaking

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Speaker 1: real poll it was. Remember whoop? That is my tags?

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Speaker 1: a second, Okay, what happens when you have more? Daddy?

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Speaker 1: I want to be more like like you and your friends.

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Speaker 1: Here's what I won't do because I remember some parents

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Speaker 1: who came over to the party had to be like, yeah,

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00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 1: we are in the same boat. But dude, that's only

417
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 1: good up until a certain point when like then the

418
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 1: kid o d s on gold Schlager and then the

419
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 1: parents like yeah, actually, fun that and then you got

420
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 1: a death on your hands for sure, and then like

421
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,560
Speaker 1: that parents sues you and you go to Yale. I

422
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 1: just right right that That was my dad's stance, is

423
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,360
Speaker 1: he like, because I had a few parties in school

424
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 1: and he would be like, there's no drinking, and I'm like, yeah, okay,

425
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,920
Speaker 1: for sure, what do you mean when he's there or

426
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 1: out of town. One time we had a party and

427
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 1: it was like a party that was going to start

428
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 1: right before school started. On my senior year of high school,

429
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 1: and it got way out of hand. I had like

430
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 1: all these tents set up in my backyard and everyone

431
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,879
Speaker 1: was supposed to be drinking back in these tents, and

432
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 1: then obviously everyone just stopped doing that, and there ended

433
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 1: up being like five people away five hundred people in

434
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 1: the backyard, and like the cops came and my parents

435
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 1: and myself got twenty two or twenty six charges of

436
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 1: procuring alcohol to minors. Was a huge deal, and my

437
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 1: dad was so mad because he didn't want to and

438
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 1: it was sort of my mom and I was like, oh,

439
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 1: it's fine, there, they'll be quiet. And it got way

440
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:50,879
Speaker 1: way way out of hand, and admittedly, like I was

441
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,879
Speaker 1: terrified because I was like, my parents are going to

442
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 1: go to jail, Like my dad might go to jail

443
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:59,439
Speaker 1: for this dumbass party that I threw. The party was

444
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: very fun, but yeah, speaking like it is, the charges

445
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 1: ended up getting dropped, and like it was fine, but

446
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 1: how did you drop We had hire a lawyer and

447
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 1: then and then they dropped it for the parents, and

448
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 1: then I got like lawyer was no, no, no, very

449
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 1: short hair lawyer, did you have to pay your parents

450
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: back for the lawyer? I did yeas responsible? Yeah, boughtom

451
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 1: a house. So I mean then I got him back,

452
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 1: he said, I'll get you back. Yeah, I had to

453
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 1: pay them. It was like at that time it was

454
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 1: like eight hundred dollars, which to me, I'm like that

455
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 1: it might as well be a billion dollars. Yeah, that's

456
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,879
Speaker 1: a lot of dope. I think it was. I was

457
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,639
Speaker 1: a good you know, it's a good kid. I was like,

458
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 1: that's what the lawyer said to the teacher. I was Adam, Adam, No,

459
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:55,119
Speaker 1: you weren't. We've been over this. Tried to poison you,

460
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 1: tried to poison your neighbor. You were led to believe

461
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:01,399
Speaker 1: you were a good kid. Okay, matter is it animals?

462
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,360
Speaker 1: What else you were glad to believe? I never did

463
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 1: through batteries, that fucking rocks, that cars, Well, for sure,

464
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 1: everybody did that. Everyone did. I guess what I'm saying

465
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 1: is eight hundred dollars doesn't seem like a lot to

466
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,440
Speaker 1: pay a lawyer to get you out of how many

467
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 1: yeats I know, And it was something like it could

468
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:27,360
Speaker 1: have been ten thousand dollars a count. My friends were

469
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 1: looking yet like several hundred thousand dollars, say north of

470
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 1: several hundred thousand dollars north of several hundred thousand dollars

471
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 1: to that lawyer. Yeah, shout out to that lawyer. That

472
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 1: dude freaking rock. Yeah. I don't know. And it's not

473
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 1: like we had money or your parents told you it

474
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 1: was eight hundred dollars because they're sweet people like pay

475
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: us eight. Yeah, maybe, but I know, I really don't

476
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 1: think so, because they were so mad. Specifically, my dad

477
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 1: was so mad at me, but it was like kind

478
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 1: of mad that actually like scares you more because he

479
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 1: was so mad. He wasn't looking at me or talking

480
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 1: to me. You know, I gotta go to work and

481
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 1: everyone thinks my kids some fun party guy who people like.

482
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 1: I gotta deal with that, now, Why don't you cry

483
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:15,199
Speaker 1: at that was award That was an award winning speech

484
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: from He's some sort of leader of party kis in

485
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 1: high school that people look up to and want to be.

486
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta do with that. Making your dad

487
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: wouldn't look at you or talk to you. That's a

488
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,639
Speaker 1: fucking that will rock for how long? My dad? You

489
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 1: guys know, my dad, he's super for like maybe like

490
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,679
Speaker 1: a week. It was like, oh ship like that sinking. Alright,

491
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 1: I was grounded for like the first month of high school,

492
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 1: your senior year of high school. It was really bad. Oh, dude,

493
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: I was grounded so much. What you didn't know is

494
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 1: he got his tonsils pulled out that same week and

495
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 1: you thought it was later. And he's like, I was

496
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: grounded so much in high school because I always got

497
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 1: caught smoking cigarettes. Dude, cry for I never That was

498
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 1: the only time I think I ever remember being grounded

499
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 1: was that time I was grounded half of high school

500
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 1: for sure. Because my grad my grades were dogship. My

501
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 1: parents were like, until you get as and b's, you're grounded,

502
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 1: And I was like, let's make it a blockbuster night

503
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 1: because I ain't. Don't nowhere right. Have you guys had

504
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 1: to ground your kids yet? Are they too young to

505
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,679
Speaker 1: where it's like there's no real grounding because they're not

506
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 1: doing ship. No, we're not We're not even gonna ground

507
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 1: because it's pointless, no grounding. It does. It is weird, man,

508
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 1: It is weird. God, I hope they're not listening. Pointless

509
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,400
Speaker 1: it doesn't do anything like but you're going to hit them,

510
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: gonna gunna at them. I've been there. What if you

511
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 1: ground them in the garage. The only way they're getting

512
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: ground is if I sucking donkey come punch them on

513
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: top of the head and they go into the ground. Yeah,

514
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 1: because sometimes when you ground kids in their room, like

515
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: that's their favorite place to be. My move as I

516
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 1: sit them if we're in whatever room, I said, you

517
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: gotta take away that the iPad or whatever. Right, we

518
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 1: don't do iPads. Yeah, I sit them on the stairs

519
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: and I say, whatever they've done, Let's say they like

520
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: called like their brother name or they hit him. I go,

521
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: I'm you stay here, get on the stair until you're

522
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: ready to come back and be with us and not

523
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 1: hit like your brother or whatever that. I take the

524
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 1: example and I go, you come back when you're ready

525
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: to not to be the person who does that. And

526
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: weirdly they never go, okay, fine, I feel that way. Now.

527
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: They never come back. They have left, they've packed up.

528
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 1: They stay on the stairs and they legit look inward

529
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: to go like, can I go back? Am I ready

530
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: to be that person? Though? That's really good parenting advised Jersey,

531
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 1: Ye did I did I mention the stairs have nails?

532
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: Has has any of your children tried to run away?

533
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: Yet No, I know what you're talking about. I definitely

534
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 1: tried to run away. Yeah, I feel like I did

535
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 1: that at about your kids age. Like I feel like

536
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: I was seven rade and be like I'm going to

537
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: run away and back a little backpack full of stuff

538
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: for sure. And then I walked to the end of

539
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: the block and I couldn't. I wasn't allowed across the

540
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: street at like this certain points. So I just kind

541
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 1: of stayed there for like ten minutes. I meanwhile, my

542
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: mom was like watching me out the window. And then

543
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: I just came back, you know what I mean, Like,

544
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 1: did have they done tried that maneuver yet? Or gets

545
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: It's like l a so like maybe it's scarier. There's

546
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: too many coyotes. Never yeah, going to get eaten by

547
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,479
Speaker 1: a mountain lion or a coyote. Well, when I was,

548
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: when I was like ten, I had already got a

549
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: pocket knife. I had to be eight years old to

550
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 1: have a pocket knife. So in my little overnight back

551
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 1: when I was I had already gotten the pocket knife

552
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: already gone. I had to wait. I was allowed Well,

553
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 1: sure I also had a pocket knife. Dude, I did too,

554
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: you know, I was allowed to have a pocket knife

555
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 1: when I was eight years old, and then at the

556
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 1: same year, I was allowed to walk to the store

557
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: and come back. I could do both of those things

558
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: the same year with the knife to school. There was

559
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: like a lot of rules over in the new a checkhouse. Dude,

560
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 1: My house was filled with rule it was. I was

561
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 1: also grounded because of grades, and they would take my

562
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: car away because of grades. And it was a model rules. Man.

563
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 1: I didn't remember. I didn't have any video games in

564
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 1: my house, none whatsoever. Yeah, oh yeah, that was we

565
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: didn't either, but we didn't want them, like they didn't

566
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: encourage it. And then so we were just kind of like,

567
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: didn't you ever go over to a friend's house and

568
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, ship, Mortal Kombat is the most fun thing.

569
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: I never got into it. I just had to go

570
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: to the neighbor's house and I was not into it.

571
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: I was like, this is kind of sick, but whatever,

572
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a ramp. If you're a kid, would know,

573
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: if you don't have a video game system and you

574
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 1: try to play video games, you suck at them so

575
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: bad that you just can't. You have to have a

576
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: loan time with them, right and you Yeah, I missed

577
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 1: the boat on video games straight up, Like every time

578
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 1: we would play Blake, I was not even like it

579
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: wasn't even close to being as good as you guys

580
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 1: or you Why did you all you guys have knives

581
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 1: though you all had not like a Swiss army knife. Yeah,

582
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 1: what do you mean? Because we're little boys? Dude? What

583
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: are you talking about? I didn't I didn't have a knife.

584
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 1: I don't have a fucking knight. Why would I didn't

585
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: have a blade, homie? How old were you when you

586
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: got your first blade? I don't know. There's no way

587
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 1: I would even remember that because I have no it's

588
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 1: not significant to me. I never wanted a knife. Well, Blake,

589
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 1: you have blades now, Well I wanted a samurai sword, okay?

590
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 1: And how old were you when you got that? I

591
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: was in college. Pocket you never had like a pocket knife.

592
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: You never never had a pocket knife or like a

593
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: baby guns or anything like that. Nune chuckoo baby gun.

594
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: But that's different from a knight. A knife is what

595
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: the hell are you going to do with the knife?

596
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 1: It's a tool. No, the knife is for whittling. That's

597
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 1: what we were doing. We were whittling. Yeah, you whittle stick. Wait,

598
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: what the funk are you widling for? You make like

599
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: points on sticks? When you for for arrows so you

600
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: can stab your friend squirrels, you get a knife to

601
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: make more sharp ideas. I don't look what. Yeah, well

602
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: you need a but like you just need a knife

603
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 1: when you're about eight years old? No, you blake, you

604
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: better chill. I think you're about to get your man card,

605
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: provoke pullet bro No, I do not see. What would

606
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 1: I need a knife for? I don't know. I was

607
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,719
Speaker 1: I was, I was a cub scout. It was like

608
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: the survival. You have a survival technique of it all.

609
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 1: I think that's what I got mine for. It was

610
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 1: just like a little Swiss arm surviving. What what the

611
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: fuck are you guys surviving? Learning skills? You dumb fucking idiot.

612
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: You're learning skills? What skill are you learning with a knife? Whittling? Yes, yes,

613
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: that is a skill, Blake, That's like the number one

614
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: thing you could have named anything else like whittling. Yes,

615
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: I just said that. I just said it. Yes, well

616
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: they mentioned whittling. What else are you going to do

617
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: with a knife? What skills? You can cut things? You

618
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: can cut ropes, not that's what scissors are for. What

619
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: the fuck? You are so embarrassing right now? But you

620
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 1: don't bring scissors camping? Were you not a cub scout?

621
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 1: Like you didn't do cub Scouts. I was a boy

622
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: scout for one day, literally one day, and they were like,

623
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: where's your knife? And You're like, I want to go home? Na,

624
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 1: I said, these motherfucker's are up to something over here.

625
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: This is weird scout. My cute as they got me

626
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 1: in an ascot France and around and little shorts. Nah, bro,

627
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: I'm out the shorts are dope. I gotta get a

628
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: pair of those. Actually, I think we had pants. Yeah,

629
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,760
Speaker 1: they were tight the whole I think the whole reason

630
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: I even joined was because like hot topic was selling,

631
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: Like boy scout you like, yeah, bro, that's it? Were

632
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 1: they really that was like where you would get it? No?

633
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,720
Speaker 1: I think they sold some also, dude, hot topic wasn't

634
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 1: around when you were eight years old. There's holes in

635
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 1: your story. It might have been in California. No, this

636
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 1: was later. This was later. He's talking about boy Scouts,

637
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: which was it's obviously after Cub Scouts. So what what happened?

638
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 1: You skipped all the wee belows you skipped all the

639
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,240
Speaker 1: tiger cubs, you skipped all the stuff. We belows. Yeah

640
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: we below. Yeah, yeah, that's what the cub Scout leader. Uh,

641
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 1: that's what he kept telling telling Kyle. Yeah, we we

642
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 1: become we below each other, We below all these boys.

643
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 1: These and these little beads. You didn't guess where those go.

644
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: Like the Pinewood Derby, you didn't do the Pinewood Derby.

645
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 1: That's another thing that you could do when you were

646
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: a cub Scout, dude. The Pinewood Derby was because you

647
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: were you could weigh the car and you had to

648
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 1: a certain point. My dad didn't read he's helping me

649
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 1: build it. He didn't read the directions. So I just

650
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: had a block of wood, painted block of wood. I

651
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 1: came and you do like ten races with your car,

652
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 1: just dead last every time I was so I was devastated. Hella,

653
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,720
Speaker 1: remember the cars that were a painted block of wood,

654
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: Like there was no there was no sculpting at all,

655
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:04,320
Speaker 1: there was zero. My dad was like, and we're done, okay,

656
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 1: wheels are on getting I remember getting the graph flight

657
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,800
Speaker 1: and just like lasting the graph flight in the wheels.

658
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: So the extra slippery and kids always having on the

659
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: day having to like remove weights to like make weight

660
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 1: or whatever. Are you guys gonna put your kids in

661
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: Cub Scouts. I don't know if it exists anymore. I

662
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: think it like went up for Yeah, they gotted bro

663
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: they got busted. It for sure. It's bad. It's a

664
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 1: bad institution. Yeah, but people still are. People still are Catholic,

665
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: and the Catholic Church was busted too, you know what

666
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:41,800
Speaker 1: I mean. Like it, Yeah, but that's a different thing.

667
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: People believe. I truly think. Uh yeah, but don't you

668
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,840
Speaker 1: believe in whittling because we've just talked about it, and

669
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: I don't put my kid in a whittle class doesn't

670
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: have to be Cub Scouts. I don't think we'll do it.

671
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 1: I think we're so we're in soccer playoffs right now.

672
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,479
Speaker 1: It's going down. It's still it's fully of the things.

673
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: Oh really, you're in soccer playoffs. Yeah. They won their

674
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,839
Speaker 1: game the other night. They were down four to one

675
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:09,399
Speaker 1: and then they fucking clawed back tied, the game, went

676
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 1: through overtime, went into shootout. Arnie fucking tagged this ball

677
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 1: and scored. Uh super stoked. It wasn't the game winner.

678
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:24,280
Speaker 1: We won when the other team some kid kicked left

679
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: of the goal, but it was it was a fucking

680
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 1: nail biter and we're going back tonight. Oh you're saying

681
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 1: it was like penalty shots. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, are like, yeah, oh,

682
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: that's fucking crazy. Is it kind of cool? Like your

683
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 1: kids are getting to the age now that they're getting

684
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 1: kind of good at sports, because I bet there for

685
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 1: a while, and yeah, I was a little worried going

686
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: into it. It's a little bit like, Okay, everyone's gonna suck.

687
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 1: It's like a little bit of a dreamer looking at

688
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: these clouds. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but they're they're figuring

689
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 1: it out. And by the way, there's always one or

690
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: two absolute studs on every team. Yeah, and my kids

691
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: not that was never mountain that. My kids not that either.

692
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: But when they went into the penalty kicks, I was like,

693
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,240
Speaker 1: I was even gonna get picked to shoot the ball,

694
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: and he was and he tagged it, and I was like,

695
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 1: oh yeah, dude, that's awesome and it's cool as you

696
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: are going to remember that forever and he's going to

697
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: remember that forever. Oh yeah, that's an impressionable moment. You know.

698
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 1: I remember like I do a hunting trip with my

699
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 1: dad and some of his friends and some of my

700
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 1: friends every year. We haven't done the last few years

701
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 1: because of COVID and cancer and all that, but we

702
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: did it for like fifteen or eighteen years in a row,

703
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: something crazy, and maybe like ten years ago. My dad

704
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: was like, do you remember and he talked about a

705
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 1: specific play I made in baseball where I like it

706
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 1: was a line drive and I jumped off the second

707
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 1: base and I snow code the ball and caught it

708
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: to to win the game. And I remember that like

709
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 1: it was like I just won a championship, like it

710
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: was the biggest moment in my life. And I still

711
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: remember it so vividly, and the fact that my dad

712
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 1: I had, also remembered it with like that meant the

713
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 1: fucking world to me. I was like, you remember that too,

714
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,840
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh yeah, that was awesome. I'm like,

715
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: oh great, it wasn't just me building up a moment

716
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 1: in my head. Right did you cry about baseball? Right now?

717
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 1: He brought it up to me. It was like, you

718
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: remember when you did? And I'm like, I remember that exactly.

719
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, remember when I took you the garage

720
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 1: and we beer bunked for the first time of that

721
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 1: fucking rocks. Remember then, I said, you f to middle school.

722
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,319
Speaker 1: You're really you're prepared for middle school. After that, you

723
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: were ready for the sixth grade. Bro, Remember that you

724
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 1: took it like a champ. Dude. By the way, my

725
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 1: wife just walked in with a bag of canes because

726
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: she heard us talking about canes. So right after this pod,

727
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it dip into some yummy, yummy tens. Wait,

728
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 1: just start eating right now? Can we walk? No, I

729
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,280
Speaker 1: don't want to do that. To the to the listeners

730
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: say what do they call their tenders? And I think

731
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 1: they just called tenders? Do they? I thought there was

732
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 1: some fun name kane sticks. Well, there's like you could

733
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 1: get like the candy ak box, which is like extra,

734
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 1: that's cool. Canyac mode. I like that and I think

735
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 1: that's what I was thinking. That's great, that makes nice, nice,

736
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: nice night. What else is there besides canyac a too,

737
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 1: candy cane, candy cane? You get a candy coated candy cane. Okay,

738
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 1: cane enable, it's a biblical one cane enable. I'll give

739
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 1: that to hurricane blended chicken tender go off, Kyle, Adam

740
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 1: is gonna just look on the internet, but keep going?

741
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: Is Adam chunking? I think Kanes dude, Oh there we go. Sorry,

742
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: I keep I'm chunking, guys. I'm sorry. They only have

743
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: one really fun name. It's the candy ac combo, and

744
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: everything else is just like the three fingers finger combo.

745
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: Three fingers up your ass. They call them fingers, chicken fingers,

746
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 1: chicken fingers. Why, by the way, we're chicken fingers because

747
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 1: it's shaped, like, why why not just call them tender.

748
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: It's it's like buffalo wings. You're like, is this buffalo?

749
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: I don't understand, thank you, thank you. I've never got that.

750
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,800
Speaker 1: It's a sauce, right, Are these the fingers of the

751
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 1: chicken chicken fingers? Confusing? It is? Yeah, I guess, I

752
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 1: guess yeah. They go, they go fingers. They don't go tenders,

753
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 1: which crazy, Well that makes sense because tenders is who's

754
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: got tenders? Do all the other fast foods do tenders?

755
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: McDonald's does select No, well, Burger King, of course does

756
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: chicken sticks. Chicken broke your resolution, Hey, scrub that. Scrub that.

757
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm looking at their in the Los

758
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: Angeles San Diego area. Guess how many canes there are now?

759
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 1: There was zero when we talked about it on the

760
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:06,479
Speaker 1: pod for the first time. There are sixty, No, the

761
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 1: best number, I hope. And now we can't start our

762
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: franchise because then it would be seventy and that's not cool.

763
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 1: We should have bought the six like they'd be like, Yo, whoa, guys,

764
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 1: what do you do? You're ruining a good thing. You

765
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: see what we're doing here? Wait, so there's one in Burbank.

766
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 1: Where's another close one in SoCal Los Angeles area. There's

767
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: there's a handful down in Orange County, right, yeah, but

768
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 1: it's crazy, and I think there must be a ton

769
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:37,720
Speaker 1: down in San Diego colleges, like near north Ridge probably

770
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: Like that kind of thing is at the route the

771
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 1: Papa John's were franchise. Should we pop up deep suburbs,

772
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 1: bro deep suburbs. We're talking Arcadio, We're talking Diamond Bar.

773
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,879
Speaker 1: By the way. After your birthday party, Adam, I went

774
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: straight to Portillo's and got a milkshake and a hot dog.

775
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 1: I love that. I love that for you. I had

776
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 1: to is Portillo's franchise able? That's like a Chicago Italian

777
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: beef spot or something, Yeah, exactly, and it is delicious,

778
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 1: But I don't know if it would catch on in

779
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 1: California in the way those chicken fingers did. I feel like,

780
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: if you open one in Pasadena it would fly, If

781
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,399
Speaker 1: you open one in like Thousand Oaks, it would hit.

782
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,439
Speaker 1: If you open a few down and more and down

783
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 1: Orange County of a hit Temecula. It was it just

784
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 1: people that because obviously everyone across the globe loves chicken fingers,

785
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,839
Speaker 1: is it will it will? It just be people that

786
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:29,879
Speaker 1: like that are from Chicago that miss a little piece

787
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 1: of home. Hopefully not. You know, like I think Italian

788
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 1: beef is fine. It's good, it's delicious, but like when

789
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 1: I hear it, I don't go like, oh I gotta

790
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 1: I gotta get an Italian Yeah, but if you if

791
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 1: once you have like six in your system, it stays

792
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: there and it calls for more. Either you have diarrhea

793
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: or you don't. But they have everything. They've got the

794
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 1: fucking obviously they got Italian beef, but they got hot dogs, burgers.

795
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 1: It's a whole nine yards. But then it has like

796
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 1: the specialty items. Isn't it a menu? It's a big

797
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 1: gas man, big fat menu dog. We need to find

798
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,240
Speaker 1: one thing that here's what you do. Here's the question.

799
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: Here is the question. Why isn't there a drive through

800
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: pizza place? Drive through? Why can't you get a funk?

801
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: Is that a drive through? Blazes and drive through? I

802
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,799
Speaker 1: mean it's not drive it's not drive through. But do

803
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: you want drive through pizza? Why not? Why can't you

804
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,800
Speaker 1: get a slice like you can't on the East Coast.

805
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,760
Speaker 1: Why can't you just drive through and grab a fucking slice? Actually,

806
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: I think that's a great idea and we should do that. Dude,

807
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: drive through pizza. I don't understand why it's not a thing.

808
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 1: And you can get a whole You could get a

809
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 1: whole pie if you want, you know, you could get

810
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 1: the whole pie. Absolutely you could. You can call ahead,

811
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: you can do it, or you can just get a

812
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 1: slice done. Because Kyle, that's the whole thing about fat man.

813
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: You like to get it delivered. If you're gonna go

814
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 1: down that road, you just you're getting a deliver. But

815
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: I'm just saying as another option, it's like, okay, God,

816
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,479
Speaker 1: but you're out and about. You're trying to feed the fam.

817
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 1: T Bell I got fucking canes. I got this. I

818
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: gotta hit the drive through pizza place. Everybody popa slice.

819
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm hearing what Blake is saying. They delivery

820
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: delivers the That's the whole thing about pizza is it

821
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 1: comes to your door. Everything delivers now because of Postmates,

822
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: like everything but the pizza delivers for free. You have

823
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,720
Speaker 1: to tip. Okay, well, Adam, that's a great point since

824
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: everything gets delivered now. Are drive throughs more empty at

825
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: this point? Like people because people don't even leave their house? Hey,

826
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 1: not canes? Not canes, I'll say that much. They're an anomaly.

827
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 1: Are there any takebacks, giveaways, epic slams, pizza? Happy New Year?

828
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 1: Every happy? We're still we're still debating food talk in

829
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 1: the never really went over resolutions. Blake's blaces and not

830
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: me Stel. We already broke it. Kyle, Mine is weight.

831
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: Mine is weight. I want to get down to That's it.

832
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: That's what I want to do. Pizza. Yeah, Mine, mine

833
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Speaker 1: is weight again. I am like, the dude is proposing

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00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: drive through pizzas. This is real. I'm about to eat canes.

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Speaker 1: But beyond that, you know he's driving around and you

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00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,359
Speaker 1: need pizza right then and there, and you can't wait

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Speaker 1: even if you want your house. Yeah, it checks out.

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Speaker 1: Mine is weight even though I'm about to eat canes

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Speaker 1: in one minute. Right Yeah, yeah, you're waiting to eat,

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Speaker 1: but I can't do cardio because my groin is still

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Speaker 1: it's fully fucked up. So we below, dude, it sucks.

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Speaker 1: We blow. They won't below. So uh so. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: for sure I want to I want to get become

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00:46:50,719 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: more of a slender man child horse, just become a nightmare. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would be more like him this one. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: skinnything in the background. Yeah, I wish the best. Yes

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Speaker 1: that the like little Psycho girls like said that, Like

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Speaker 1: they telled me to kill my friend little there's some

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Speaker 1: really good YouTube horror. That's what I want to be.

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Speaker 1: That's what I want to be. I wish you the best.

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00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 1: I got nutters. I don't do him. Oh alright, alright cool, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that was another episode. Hey, let's buzz into the new year.

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Speaker 1: We're talking buzzball. First buzz ball in the year. Shout out,

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Speaker 1: give us another, give us another quote. Yeah, wait, say

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00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:48,959
Speaker 1: something else with the mic start over to say something else, dude,

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00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 1: And you're choking that buzzball down. I can tell you

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00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: don't like it. Dollar Gold, Can you do an take?

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00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: New Year? Let's what would what did I say a

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00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,280
Speaker 1: long time ago? Let's look behind and keep going forward?

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Speaker 1: Ay well said here today? Oh chili mango got me