Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jeedge. Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of Two Cheese and a Pod
Speaker 1: with myself, Teddy Mellencamp.
Speaker 2: And it's very fast. Carlos King and he's here giving
Speaker 2: us all his hot takes. The King with this Queen, Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: love it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we're going to start with Beverly Hills. All right,
Speaker 1: you go ahead and take this first one.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Kyle meets up with her friend Jen
Speaker 3: in front of the Sofi Stadium to plan her white party.
Speaker 3: She got the stadium because of her direct TV ad
Speaker 3: and we all remember that that was a housewife ad
Speaker 3: playing football. Kevin Lee, Oh, the famous Kevin Lee is
Speaker 3: back to plan. She heard about him from Lisa vander Pump.
Speaker 2: And I will say this in regards to this event.
Speaker 1: Everybody can say what they want about Kyle, but this
Speaker 1: is the type of a event people want to see
Speaker 1: on Beverly Hills.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Did she really spend half a million dollars on it? Ooh?
Speaker 1: I would assume in collaborations, yes, but I but I'm
Speaker 1: calling it bullshit.
Speaker 2: But I do know this for a fact, Kyle, I
Speaker 2: went rather more than anybody else on her events.
Speaker 3: I would rather wipe my ass with a cactus than
Speaker 3: spend a half a million dollars on a on a
Speaker 3: something for the show she does.
Speaker 2: They they always do spend a good amount of money.
Speaker 1: Like, oh shit, I'm saying she's for five hundred thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying I do think she said.
Speaker 3: There four hundred thousand dollars for this something. For this
Speaker 3: I'm like.
Speaker 1: But also when she died of embarrassment that they put
Speaker 1: Kyle on the floor, she really did die of embarrassment
Speaker 1: because she called me and she's.
Speaker 4: Like, what do I do?
Speaker 2: Do you think we could get white paint and just
Speaker 2: pay over the Kyle?
Speaker 3: And yeah, I feel like I will stop at some
Speaker 3: more hope please no, oh.
Speaker 4: It's on the one. Yes, I live for this, Tavra, Yes, hoodie.
Speaker 3: By the way, Kevin Lee made me miss Lisa Vanna Pump.
Speaker 2: I know you don't want to.
Speaker 1: Hear that, Teddy, but I'm actually fine if I don't
Speaker 1: have to spend time with her.
Speaker 2: I'm happy to watch her on TV.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, look, I definitely think Beverly Hills for
Speaker 5: the first time ever. Well, then you had Carlton and
Speaker 5: Joyce on one season that was a flop season. Listen,
Speaker 5: Belly Hills for the first time is in this flop era.
Speaker 5: And this has been the most challenging season to get through.
Speaker 5: And what's funny is I know the fans give this
Speaker 5: show shit for having one storyline for the whole season,
Speaker 5: But one thing I always said to the audience is
Speaker 5: at least that one storyline had enough meat to where
Speaker 5: it was like a.
Speaker 2: Everybody could latch onto that story.
Speaker 1: But the problem is right now every story that we're
Speaker 1: getting our little tiny side stories like and I'm not
Speaker 1: saying this is a bad story. I was happy to
Speaker 1: watch it the first four episodes, but I like the
Speaker 1: Garcel not being the world's best parent and her son
Speaker 1: giving her a hard time. I do appreciate that conversation.
Speaker 1: Do I needed to carry out for an entire season?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Do I need to hear about Christian and Sutton every
Speaker 1: single episode or Duri it's PTSD, No, none of them.
Speaker 1: Because these stories aren't brought back to the group. Nobody's
Speaker 1: talking about it.
Speaker 3: Well, I know one person that wouldn't allow this, and
Speaker 3: that's Lisa Renna. If Lisa Renna was on, none of
Speaker 3: the ship would be happening.
Speaker 5: Ding ding ding ding ding This this Gussie show. You
Speaker 5: what happens when you listen to Twitter. You know, Twitter
Speaker 5: should not be involving casting decisions. Lisa Renna at least
Speaker 5: would have pulked pride and pull things out of people
Speaker 5: and listen. As you all know, Kyle Richards is my
Speaker 5: favorite housewife of all time, and she can't do this show.
Speaker 4: On her own. Well no, no, no, I mean you know, sister.
Speaker 4: What I'm saying is I see Kyle trying.
Speaker 5: I mean, she she she She created this dinner to
Speaker 5: have like Denise, Richards and Camille come back to like
Speaker 5: give the audience something to watch. These ladies aren't invested Crystal.
Speaker 5: I don't know why she's there. And someone explained to
Speaker 5: me Crystal's purpose.
Speaker 2: I really know what at this point. It's solely because
Speaker 2: I referred her.
Speaker 1: And this is one last sticket to me that if
Speaker 1: she makes it to season four, she beat me.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, are you one of the fourteen friends
Speaker 4: that dropped her.
Speaker 2: It's just another way of sticking it to me.
Speaker 1: If she makes a season four and I didn't.
Speaker 5: She's she's and listen, I think in real life. I
Speaker 5: would be friends with Crystal in real Life's.
Speaker 1: Fun in real life, which is why I referred to
Speaker 1: her on the show real life. In real life, she
Speaker 1: walks into a room, she's dancing. She is like the
Speaker 1: center of attention type personality. But on this we do
Speaker 1: not see it. And that's right.
Speaker 5: Because she's too I'm gonna tell you the problem with Crystal.
Speaker 5: First of all, she's gorgeous, she's beautiful. I actually want
Speaker 5: to know more about her marriage to her husband. I'm
Speaker 5: so interested in the marriage. We're not getting that. I
Speaker 5: don't care about your brother, he's fine and all. I
Speaker 5: don't like after two segments. I don't give about your brother,
Speaker 5: his his tears for the girlfriend who left him.
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Yeah about this ship, Well, I think they I think
Speaker 3: they gave us what they had to work with, Like,
Speaker 3: I don't think they had a lot of what's happening.
Speaker 4: In her marriage, Yeah.
Speaker 5: I want to I want to know more about that.
Speaker 5: But anyways, I think she's so beautiful. I think she's
Speaker 5: so sweet. I think she's so fun. But she self
Speaker 5: produces Ristal thinks about everything that she's going to say
Speaker 5: because she's worried about Twitter. And that's why Dere has
Speaker 5: been a flop because the moment Dery read Twitter comments,
Speaker 5: he lost the spark that she had.
Speaker 4: She has so much.
Speaker 5: Potential to be the Kenya Moore of Beverly Hills because
Speaker 5: she didn't give a fuck and and Dere allowed Twitter
Speaker 5: to ruin her. Bristol is allowing Twitter to ruin her.
Speaker 5: Erica Jane is the only one who's like, look y'all, y'all,
Speaker 5: let my best friend Lisa Renna go, I'm here for
Speaker 5: the ice cream, Like.
Speaker 3: I don't get Yeah, she gives zero. Yeah, how many
Speaker 3: do I guess?
Speaker 4: Do you agree with me?
Speaker 5: Zero?
Speaker 4: Not one were there.
Speaker 1: I think the problem is I mean even when Twitter was,
Speaker 1: that was all happening when we were there, the difference
Speaker 1: was was we at least could have fun together like
Speaker 1: we could as a group. And I'm sorry that lunch
Speaker 1: where they all licked each other's armpits and toes and
Speaker 1: did that.
Speaker 2: That was not fun. That was now that's like one
Speaker 2: of those like truth or Dayre type shit.
Speaker 1: But like go back to like Us in Provence or
Speaker 1: US drunk in the Bahamas, are all those like crazy
Speaker 1: times that was actual fun.
Speaker 2: They need a little grazy not seeing it with this group.
Speaker 1: Sudden showing up to an event drunk by herself and
Speaker 1: all the other girls worrying that she's gonna embarrass herself.
Speaker 4: Not fun. No, not fun.
Speaker 3: How about Suton and Porter going to jewelry shopping?
Speaker 2: Is that fun?
Speaker 1: I mean, I know, I give her her time. I
Speaker 1: guess I enjoy seeing her interact with her kids. But
Speaker 1: did she did Porter get to pick out a piece
Speaker 1: of jewelry? Well?
Speaker 3: I think it was kind of funny. She's like, I
Speaker 3: just want to teach Porter that, you know, money doesn't
Speaker 3: come easy and all this stuff. And then she's like,
Speaker 3: sixty five thousand dollars for earrings.
Speaker 1: And they're not even good ones, you know what, These
Speaker 1: were eight dollars on Amazon. Porter and I get a
Speaker 1: lot of compliments. Then Jarret's on the phone with PK.
Speaker 1: She is upset he's still in London.
Speaker 2: Oh god, he is.
Speaker 3: The second episode in a row where she's on the
Speaker 3: phone with PK about him being in London.
Speaker 1: To me, it feels like, uh, this is borrowed from
Speaker 1: the Grand Dame. It feels like PK is living in
Speaker 1: the phone for the second half of the season, like
Speaker 1: we don't see him.
Speaker 2: I think that PK.
Speaker 1: Was very concerned about the TV show he was filming
Speaker 1: in London.
Speaker 3: I saw that when I was in Scotland. It was
Speaker 3: on the air.
Speaker 2: How was it not great?
Speaker 1: But I also know that they were all at a
Speaker 1: mutual friend of ours bar Mitzvah.
Speaker 2: P K was there dancing. They were just yeah, that
Speaker 2: was yeah.
Speaker 3: And Kyle and Maurisio were there too. To really confuse people.
Speaker 1: The couple whose daughter was having their her party. They're
Speaker 1: all friends with them, so that makes sense why they
Speaker 1: were all there.
Speaker 2: But before that, Dart was posting pictures with PK on
Speaker 2: vacation at Abert So I mean, clearly whatever was going on, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know if it was going on to add to
Speaker 1: the dynamic, but I do think and I'm not saying
Speaker 1: people that don't have PTSD don't struggle, but.
Speaker 2: It's a lot. Wake me up. It's done. Wake me
Speaker 2: up before.
Speaker 5: You go go, oh honey, we left and we have
Speaker 5: exited the building.
Speaker 2: Hills well, I mean they had to.
Speaker 3: They even had to bring in Jeff Lewis this season.
Speaker 1: And Jeff has never met a joke. He hasn't had
Speaker 1: to apologize for the second he starts apologizing the second
Speaker 1: she walks over.
Speaker 3: I'm like, Jeff, Teddy, were you invited to this white party?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: And what happened to that scene of you reading the
Speaker 5: girls and that you and I talked about in this podcast.
Speaker 4: They never aired it?
Speaker 1: Why is that they only aired the little bit where
Speaker 1: I said.
Speaker 3: Because anyway that they can, Teddy, they do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fine, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: And then of course we saw the floating house.
Speaker 1: I don't even go there anymore. No, but I said
Speaker 1: no to the White Party because, unlike Denise, I say
Speaker 1: no to things that I don't get paid for.
Speaker 3: Okay, then there's that right, right, right right?
Speaker 4: The needs film for free.
Speaker 6: Allegedly allegedly, how about how about Denise and her husband
Speaker 6: showing up wearing colors to the party, to the White Party.
Speaker 1: Oh but I listened to some of the podcasts of
Speaker 1: Denise talking about Nick talking to Nick Vayal where she
Speaker 1: says that Durreid is just that kind of human being
Speaker 1: that always and very rarely, why just one hundred percent
Speaker 1: go in for Dared and say, like, I actually disagree
Speaker 1: with Denise is saying in this regard, Deree really is
Speaker 1: the type of personality where like if I came in
Speaker 1: and I had broccoli on my tooth, she would be like, hey,
Speaker 1: and it's not for camera time.
Speaker 3: It's like real nice girls would.
Speaker 1: Do that, but Denise made it a huge thing on
Speaker 1: the podcast.
Speaker 2: This is what Dared does.
Speaker 1: She's always poking at you to look bad because she
Speaker 1: wants to look good.
Speaker 2: But like that's she cares about aesthetics. That's who she
Speaker 2: is always.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she all looked at Denise and goes, you
Speaker 3: look like a beautiful cheerleader.
Speaker 1: I think at this point she was probably pissed at her,
Speaker 1: but she somebody else other than Denise didn't have pink
Speaker 1: on who was it, I mean, didn't have white on
Speaker 1: her husband?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but they had either way. But Denise just.
Speaker 3: Came in hating. She even hated on Erica, calling her
Speaker 3: out for lip synco. I don't even know who she was,
Speaker 3: but it's like, girls, sit down. So what did we
Speaker 3: think about eric performance?
Speaker 2: I thought it was good. I mean I think I
Speaker 2: think I wish, Yeah, she's a former.
Speaker 1: I like the coming up with like the boxer, Like
Speaker 1: it was very like Justin Bieber when he like comes
Speaker 1: out with whatever fighter he's coming with.
Speaker 3: Then we did the flashboard two month later, July third,
Speaker 3: twenty twenty three, News Clean Yes about Kyle and Mariso
Speaker 3: splitting People Magazine is the one that put.
Speaker 2: It out there.
Speaker 3: My knowledge of people, they don't really write something unless
Speaker 3: they have somebody giving them a story.
Speaker 4: Or the approval to or there to launch it, to
Speaker 4: publish it. I'm sorry to publish it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not Radar, it's not Tamz.
Speaker 4: I'm with Tamra.
Speaker 5: People Magazine is a credible outlet that doesn't publish things
Speaker 5: for the gossip of it all. I have been told
Speaker 5: that they published once they got the approval, sometimes from
Speaker 5: from people within the story.
Speaker 1: Clearly they stopped filming. The scene was done, the white
Speaker 1: party was the end, and then this. The only time
Speaker 1: you see a month later is when something happens and
Speaker 1: they think they need to pick up cameras, same as
Speaker 1: scannabal or any of those other types of things.
Speaker 2: So that's what it happened.
Speaker 3: The month later we get to hear about this article
Speaker 3: that came out. I remember when this came out, and
Speaker 3: I also remember the rebuttal to it where Kyle and
Speaker 3: Ricio We're an aspen and they said, you know, they
Speaker 3: gave some story basically saying we've never we've never said divorce,
Speaker 3: but the People magazine never said anything about divorce. So
Speaker 3: it was kind of like, wait, nobody said you were divorcing,
Speaker 3: just that you were separated.
Speaker 2: So it was a very hard That was hard for me.
Speaker 1: It was the kids, watching the kids, how emotional they
Speaker 1: are and how raw was that as their friends, for
Speaker 1: sure did make me emotional and made me say.
Speaker 3: It made me cry I and then I went into it.
Speaker 3: I'm not judging here in any way, but having horsa
Speaker 3: there young doing this on TV, I'm sure this isn't
Speaker 3: the first time they heard it. It kind of like
Speaker 3: I got protective like over her and be like, geez,
Speaker 3: I don't just don't know that I would have done
Speaker 3: that with a minor child on TV.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well look, I will say this as a producer, right
Speaker 5: because I've filmed scenes where you know, Nini had a
Speaker 5: very tough conversation with her then fifteen year old son
Speaker 5: Bryson about you know, his behavior at school.
Speaker 4: It is a tough decision to make and.
Speaker 3: Like Flori on Orange County, who her son was, you know,
Speaker 3: in and out of jail and all that like that,
Speaker 3: that's tough to expose that stuff because it's still for.
Speaker 4: Sure, it is tough.
Speaker 5: The one thing I will say watching this finale is
Speaker 5: the fact that I will always give ky you or
Speaker 5: her props for showcasing that because it is tough, and
Speaker 5: and to to see that vulnerability and the honest conversations,
Speaker 5: I think. I think, whether you hate her or love her,
Speaker 5: you felt some emotion watching that scene.
Speaker 2: But that's yeah, it was a stage scene.
Speaker 4: It was yes.
Speaker 5: But but and to me, that's the reason why we
Speaker 5: tune into these to these reality shows to see those moments.
Speaker 5: And I applaud her because look, let's be very clear,
Speaker 5: she had every right to say, guys, we wrapped principal photography,
Speaker 5: we wrap production. I'm not giving y'all this this is
Speaker 5: way too personal. And trust me, I've been told those
Speaker 5: things by my stars. I will give her props for
Speaker 5: showcasing that. It's a big story. It made me realize
Speaker 5: that this wasn't an easy decision for Mauricio and Kyle
Speaker 5: to separate. And although we still don't know even today
Speaker 5: what really happened, right, And I think that's the missing
Speaker 5: element here. We don't know what really happened, But I
Speaker 5: will say this. We now know this wasn't easy for them.
Speaker 1: No, And I think you can see that they are
Speaker 1: in communication.
Speaker 2: Their communication is very different at this point in time.
Speaker 2: And I think we see that.
Speaker 1: We can see that Mauricio has that like happy, go lucky.
Speaker 2: Everything's great, therapy is fun. This is you know, like
Speaker 2: and you can.
Speaker 1: See that Kyle is really struggling, and you know there's
Speaker 1: a closed off aspect to it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think he's mating. They did not matching it.
Speaker 3: Really good job of telling us something without telling us anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's like what wait what?
Speaker 3: Okay, we don't know anything?
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Are we gonna do?
Speaker 1: We think we're gonna know more after the reunion possible?
Speaker 5: Well, honey, we have to, because I have wasted fourteen
Speaker 5: weeks watching a show thinking I'm going to get some
Speaker 5: tea about the marriage.
Speaker 4: I didn't get anything.
Speaker 5: But a bunch of pickup scenes and a bunch of
Speaker 5: re editive footage of undels and nuances that y'all wanted.
Speaker 4: Me to pick up. Oh O, can we talk girls?
Speaker 4: Why was Erica the one she was talking to and
Speaker 4: not her bestie Dereet?
Speaker 2: Well I knew that for sure, I knew that for sure.
Speaker 2: Why now I think Erica.
Speaker 1: If I and other than Kyle, if there was somebody
Speaker 1: on on Beverly Hills that I would go to, it
Speaker 1: would also be Erica because the Erica is not judgmental,
Speaker 1: and we found.
Speaker 3: Out how smart she was in Spain, but she isn't.
Speaker 1: Judgmental, and she will be there an a vault.
Speaker 2: She will be a vault to you.
Speaker 1: So if you're not wanting to gossip it to every
Speaker 1: other person on the cast, and you're just wanting to
Speaker 1: have a conversation because you need it, there she's the
Speaker 1: one to go to.
Speaker 3: We just hope there's more clarity at the reunion, for sure.
Speaker 3: I love Miami. I don't know about you, but I
Speaker 3: think it's it's.
Speaker 5: Such as a a funny, delicious wild rye.
Speaker 4: I love those ladies, I know so poor Larsa.
Speaker 3: Larsa tells Marcus she felt interrogated by Adriana and Kikey
Speaker 3: about Michael Jordan. The amount of times that Michael Jordan's
Speaker 3: name has been brought up is ridiculous. Larsa wants Marcus
Speaker 3: to address the situation on the podcast. Does do Larsa
Speaker 3: and Marcus owe anybody an explanation.
Speaker 5: I mean, look, when you are in the public eye,
Speaker 5: and I mean, I love Larsa, but Larsa has to
Speaker 5: understand that this is a big story that you're dating
Speaker 5: Michael Jordan's.
Speaker 4: Son who was the teammate of your ex husband husband. Yes,
Speaker 4: I think at the end of the.
Speaker 5: Day, you have to accept that for the rest of
Speaker 5: this relationship, people are going to bring a Michael Jordan's name.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I feel like it's not helping her case
Speaker 3: at all. If maybe Michael Jordan isn't okay with the
Speaker 3: relationship to have his name brought up constantly.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's bad, It's bad.
Speaker 3: It's like when they kept bring that the Kardashians and
Speaker 3: Kanye you know, Larsa's like, oh God, can we just
Speaker 3: not talk about these people they're not on the show.
Speaker 5: Yes, No, I feel bad for her because it is Listen,
Speaker 5: you don't want your potential father in law to think
Speaker 5: that you, meaning Larsa, is using his LISSI to get attention.
Speaker 5: And I think that's what lars is afraid of. And
Speaker 5: to her credit, she's not saying his name. She's very
Speaker 5: uncomfortable even talking about it, it's her castmates.
Speaker 4: But once again, this is real housewives.
Speaker 5: We expect this shit from your castmates to bring up
Speaker 5: the most legendary basketball player that this world has ever seen, right,
Speaker 5: It's obvious and the moment this is the thing though, girl.
Speaker 4: The moment you brought Marcus on the show. Bitch all best,
Speaker 4: We're off for sure.
Speaker 3: This is one of the stupidest fights I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: Larsa said that someone bit her on a podcast. She
Speaker 3: talked about how and it ended up being was it
Speaker 3: Gerty It bitter?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, but it was like supposedly fun bite and
Speaker 1: then it mainly was.
Speaker 2: Just it was no big deal.
Speaker 3: It was her promoting the show and her getting like
Speaker 3: hype and going, yeah, somebody bit me, Like I don't
Speaker 3: think that was that big of a deal. But I
Speaker 3: feel like Gerty is making everything a big deal, and
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 2: Gertie's going through a shit ton, and I understand sensitive.
Speaker 1: When you are an emotional place and you are your
Speaker 1: health is on the line, you're going to be sensitive
Speaker 1: about everything.
Speaker 5: But that's why I appreciated Russell, Gertie's husband, for stepping
Speaker 5: into that argument saying, what the are you doing? Like
Speaker 5: what like, you don't need this and listen, I love Gerty.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be very honest. When she pulled off the
Speaker 5: hat and said that's what I'm dealing with, it gave
Speaker 5: me flashbacks to Aviva taking off her leg. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: I was like, don't need that a moment because I
Speaker 5: love Gerty.
Speaker 4: And I'm following this journey.
Speaker 5: And again, who else to her for displaying what she's
Speaker 5: going through with having breast cancer, like we need to
Speaker 5: get in the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought it was a way more like poignant
Speaker 1: point when she sat down at her confessional without her
Speaker 1: hair for the first time. Yes, that night, that was
Speaker 1: I have chills still talking about it, Like that moment
Speaker 1: meant so much and dramatizing in that scene felt like
Speaker 1: not as authentic.
Speaker 3: Staged doesn't feel staged.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it felt it felt right to me.
Speaker 1: But I do think we have to give grace that
Speaker 1: like she's going through it, she's still trying to. I
Speaker 1: do think Gerty's trying to make a good show, and
Speaker 1: there wasn't at this point.
Speaker 2: As much as we love Miami, there wasn't that much
Speaker 2: going on.
Speaker 1: But what I do appreciate the level that you can
Speaker 1: tell that some of these women truly are friends. Like
Speaker 1: Nicole saying to Lisa, give Gerty a minute. Gerty is
Speaker 1: the type of human being, yes that knee a minute.
Speaker 1: She may act up and she may get what like,
Speaker 1: she may have these moments, but she is that type
Speaker 1: of personality that needs a minute. That's the type of
Speaker 1: friendships I want to hear about because I want to
Speaker 1: understand the inner workings of people, and the fact that
Speaker 1: Nicole knows that about Gertie shows that they're actually friends,
Speaker 1: the same way that Alexia can say, well, I can
Speaker 1: still be here because Marisol's not here, so I don't
Speaker 1: mind being with what's her name who?
Speaker 2: By the way, I didn't think I added anything.
Speaker 1: To the episode anyway, so I didn't really understand why
Speaker 1: she was there again, And you've now forgot who I'm
Speaker 1: talking about, because you guys didn't care either.
Speaker 2: Anna or Anna.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 5: I thought, yes, I'm sorry, no, thank you, no, thank you, no,
Speaker 5: thank you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, refresh my memory. Did she show up?
Speaker 3: And then we never saw her again?
Speaker 2: The rest of episode was yeah, like it was just
Speaker 2: she it was so we just see.
Speaker 3: Her entering, but we never see anything else.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was it was It was pointless but I
Speaker 4: agree with you.
Speaker 5: I love that doctor McColl defended Girty and said that's
Speaker 5: my best friend.
Speaker 4: She is a moment.
Speaker 5: I love that Russell ran out because those, to me
Speaker 5: are the real life moments. Is when your husband reminds
Speaker 5: you of what you're going through and that this isn't
Speaker 5: worth it, When your best friend is stopping these women
Speaker 5: from checking on you, like no, leave her alone. Gerty's
Speaker 5: a type where she needs to be left to love.
Speaker 5: Give her five minutes. I do love those moments, and
Speaker 5: I just I don't. I don't like to see Gerty
Speaker 5: go through this dramatic moments of arguing while she's going
Speaker 5: through something so horrible.
Speaker 4: So prayers to Gerty well.
Speaker 1: Also, my question is what did Lisa really care about
Speaker 1: comforting Gerty in this moment or Lisa just wanted to
Speaker 1: talk about something other than Lenny for a second.
Speaker 5: She was like this, God, she want a camera time, listen,
Speaker 5: she wanted she wanted listen.
Speaker 4: Lisa this season it's hard to swallow.
Speaker 5: And I love her, but it's hard to swallow because
Speaker 5: I just feel like she's playing up to the cameras
Speaker 5: and I just I missed.
Speaker 4: The old Lisa. But again, I understand she's going through
Speaker 4: a lot, so I get it.
Speaker 2: It's hard, so it was hard to swallow.
Speaker 5: HM.
Speaker 2: The thought of having thirty dollars jam that Julia.
Speaker 3: Made so she can pay for Hay.
Speaker 2: What Even Adriana, who never makes any sense, was like.
Speaker 3: Thirty dollars Well, I'm just gonna say, I think that
Speaker 3: she makes enough money on the show that she can
Speaker 3: pay for Hay.
Speaker 4: I think so too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I do think this was just another moment
Speaker 1: to have something to do. We then we get into
Speaker 1: Adriana performing her song. How does she get to perform
Speaker 1: to I was like this when I'm looking at the
Speaker 1: juxtaposition between Erica.
Speaker 2: They only let her perform her same song.
Speaker 1: There was so so many other songs that she performed
Speaker 1: at that white party.
Speaker 2: But yet now we're on our third song we've heard
Speaker 2: of Adriana's like, what's going on here? Why does she
Speaker 2: get why did she get the rights to all this
Speaker 2: these songs? Because Emilio?
Speaker 1: Because Emilio is on But this is where Miami gets
Speaker 1: it right. The fact that Marisol and Adriana facetimed. I
Speaker 1: don't even FaceTime with people I like, let alone that
Speaker 1: like they're like Okay, you're.
Speaker 2: Just we got to wrap this up. We got to
Speaker 2: show that that she's at the wedding. Blah blah blah
Speaker 2: goes on.
Speaker 1: But I mean that's kind of all that happens this episode.
Speaker 1: And then we get to the ending credits, which I
Speaker 1: would like us all to do in a dramatic read.
Speaker 2: Who would like to be Kiki? I'll be Kiky? Okay, great.
Speaker 3: I have one last question. They've had the same cast
Speaker 3: for three years. Do you think it's time to switch
Speaker 3: it up? Or you think it's Carlos?
Speaker 5: Oh, baby baby, baby, baby baby? Is time to switch
Speaker 5: it up? Absolutely? Listen, they're they're a gray stellar cast,
Speaker 5: but the storylines and the dynamics are getting a little
Speaker 5: bit stale and and it's a little bit predictable. Not
Speaker 5: a full recast, not that, but I need I need
Speaker 5: two new women for sure.
Speaker 1: But would you moved move either marysol or Adriana up
Speaker 1: to a housewife if that happens, or keep them.
Speaker 5: If you're gonna give me off that by being a
Speaker 5: friend of If it ain't broke, girl, don't fix it. No,
Speaker 5: I would keep them where they're at. But you what
Speaker 5: I would love to see is another wealthy Miami socialite,
Speaker 5: who's who's like maybe younger and and can just like
Speaker 5: give us the life that sorry, the lifestyle that we
Speaker 5: saw Lisa and Lenny have because at the end of
Speaker 5: the day that that was outrageously wealthy lifestyle.
Speaker 1: That do we want Lenny's new chicken or that too? God,
Speaker 1: you're gonna pull a John Jansen on her.
Speaker 2: Janssen but with money.
Speaker 4: I'm here for it.
Speaker 5: It's the reason why I'm looking forward to Oh see
Speaker 5: what Alexi Bilino dating Shannon Badors ex man, Honey, I
Speaker 5: love when the new girl a side piece of mistress
Speaker 5: all alleged or a new girlfriend and.
Speaker 1: I should go in our all that actually should be
Speaker 1: our podcast name all alleged.
Speaker 3: Let's go under the ending credits. Kiki So Kiki has
Speaker 3: been spending time with her new man in LA, but
Speaker 3: she's yet to reveal him to the ladies.
Speaker 2: That's giving a lot of.
Speaker 1: New York Remember how she started dating the guy from
Speaker 1: Connecticut and wouldn't tell us who it was, Like, I
Speaker 1: want to know right away? Put him on the GRAM
Speaker 1: like UBA's dude, Like I want to know who he is?
Speaker 2: Why are we like I also.
Speaker 3: Don't know who Key Key's baby's daddy is We didn't
Speaker 3: even know she had kids until this season, until two
Speaker 3: weeks ago.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I love key Key, I too.
Speaker 2: Love I do think she should be a housewife. I
Speaker 2: actually do.
Speaker 3: Yes, Yes, she does better than some of the housewives.
Speaker 4: She does. Kikey's good.
Speaker 2: And then Adriana. Adriana continues to work with Amelia Estefan.
Speaker 2: Her new single drops in early twenty twenty four, right
Speaker 2: when the reunion ins.
Speaker 3: I mean they're really pushing this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean yeah, because it's Miami d you know,
Speaker 5: it's like he's the legend of Miami.
Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, the president. Okay, Marisol, this is my turn.
Speaker 4: Marisol and Steve renewed their bows in Scotland, although they're
Speaker 4: still not technically married. She's planning a dual bober Nowo
Speaker 4: next year with Todd and Alexia. Another way to secure
Speaker 4: your position on the show as a friend.
Speaker 2: Did we see Todd? This was Todd on this season?
Speaker 4: Not a lot?
Speaker 5: Not a lot now when he told Alexia we need
Speaker 5: to find an apartment. You're gonna You're gonna find it
Speaker 5: and let me know when we're ready to move in.
Speaker 2: And but also, is.
Speaker 1: This the first time friend of friend ofs have gotten
Speaker 1: finale credits.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, yes, never got one.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Okay Nicole. Although her father passed away unexpectedly
Speaker 3: in November, she was able to tell him she was pregnant.
Speaker 1: Larsa and Marcus are talking about marriage. She still hasn't
Speaker 1: met Michael Jordan. She's not sure which will happen first.
Speaker 4: Okay, Julia.
Speaker 5: With Martina's cancer in the Review Mirror, the two have
Speaker 5: restarted their hopes to adopt a child.
Speaker 3: Alexia. Alexia feels more positive than ever because Frankie's progress,
Speaker 3: and contrary to rumors about her finances, Alexia just bought
Speaker 3: a Ferrari and took a luxury vacation to Italy.
Speaker 1: Lisa Lisa moved into a condo while she waits for
Speaker 1: Lenny to build her new house. In a shocking turn
Speaker 1: of events, Lenny is still contesting this settlements living in
Speaker 1: that condo for a while, so she gets into Jodie's
Speaker 1: house slash Adriana his old house.
Speaker 3: I think it was the stupidest move ever for her
Speaker 3: to say, yes.
Speaker 2: I'll agree to you buy it building me a house.
Speaker 3: That's another two three years. If you haven't so dumb,
Speaker 3: give me the money, bitch, Give me the money.
Speaker 2: I'll buy my own house.
Speaker 5: I agree, it was he's very smart or his lawyers are. Okay, Girdy,
Speaker 5: Girdy is officially cancer free. What else matters?
Speaker 2: Exactly? Very very true.
Speaker 1: But all in all, I would say, of the shows
Speaker 1: that we've watched so far this season, Miami might be
Speaker 1: my favorite.
Speaker 2: Well, no, salt Lake.
Speaker 5: At the end, I thought Lake. Yeah, I've said this before.
Speaker 5: Salt Lake and OC are the only two housewives. Well,
Speaker 5: I would give it a perfect ten. Yeah, it's it's
Speaker 5: I literally have no notes for those two shows.
Speaker 4: Zero.
Speaker 2: All right, well, I give Miami and eight point five.
Speaker 4: I will too, eight point five for sure. I agree
Speaker 4: with that rating.
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