Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.
Speaker 2: Who's doing it today? I oh scary. Derek got in
Speaker 2: touch with us.
Speaker 3: He wanted to play a phone tap on one of
Speaker 3: his employees, Courtney. As it turns out, she despises telemarketers,
Speaker 3: so he thought that the Michael Oppenheimer telemarketer phone tap
Speaker 3: would be the way to go for her. She's been
Speaker 3: known not to ignore telemarketers that she gets. She actually
Speaker 3: plays with them on the phone. She yells back at them.
Speaker 3: So she's the perfect candidate.
Speaker 2: Well, let's see how it does today's phone tap. Hello, goodtune.
Speaker 2: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Bona Hardwood floor mop.
Speaker 2: Bring out the best in your hardwood floors. The Bona
Speaker 2: Harwood floor mop combines a premium, non toxic newance. Hi,
Speaker 2: how are you?
Speaker 1: Is this the real person?
Speaker 2: Yes? For just thirty nine dollars and ninety five cents
Speaker 2: I thought you were recording and eight dollars in ninety
Speaker 2: five cents shipping and handling, you can enjoy the Bona Heart.
Speaker 1: No I have to go.
Speaker 2: Hello, good tune. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Bona.
Speaker 1: Hardwood floor man, you just called here.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's ergonomic design makes it easy for anyone.
Speaker 1: Why do you keep going? Hello? Hi? I already talked
Speaker 1: to you and I don't need anything.
Speaker 2: Do you have a home, please don't call it? You
Speaker 2: have hardwood floors?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding?
Speaker 2: Mister Michael Oppenheimer with the bone for real, the Bona
Speaker 2: Hardwood floor mop. Do you have hardwood floors?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? I don't talk to you twice? I don't
Speaker 1: have hardwood floors. Why do you keep calling my number?
Speaker 2: Because the Bona Hardwood Floor mop will make cleaning easey?
Speaker 1: No, you're a boner dude? Are you kidding me? Take
Speaker 1: me off your list.
Speaker 2: Your Bona Hardwood Floor up squirts a fine miss everywhere?
Speaker 1: Hello? Do you hear me? Are you either?
Speaker 2: You can hear you? Fine?
Speaker 1: Okay? So why are you not responding to what I'm
Speaker 1: saying to you?
Speaker 2: Because I'm letting you know the features and benefits.
Speaker 1: Listen to me? Hello, Hello talking? Stop talking? Don't call
Speaker 1: my house again?
Speaker 2: Helloume. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Bona Hardwood
Speaker 2: floor getting me. You could slide your Bona across any
Speaker 2: hardwood surface.
Speaker 1: First of all. Are you even talking about sliding a boner.
Speaker 2: As it sways back and forth? Notice how it doesn't
Speaker 2: leave any streaks.
Speaker 1: Gave you my number. You are you biving me? You
Speaker 1: have called here five times about the same mops.
Speaker 2: You were in a list of people to be called today.
Speaker 1: Okay, and you called me and I told you no.
Speaker 1: And if you call here again, I'm gonna call the
Speaker 1: coups people plasm. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: People are using their bona all over the house.
Speaker 1: I don't even know why I'm talking to you. I
Speaker 1: want your supervisors.
Speaker 2: Do you have them? Do you have the maid? This
Speaker 2: would be the ultimate gift?
Speaker 1: And why do you keep talking like a robot?
Speaker 2: You didn't give me a chance to explain a little
Speaker 2: bit how the bonu didn't.
Speaker 1: Give me a chance to kick your ass, which is
Speaker 1: what I'm going to do. Tell me your name again.
Speaker 2: You wrap your hands around the bonum.
Speaker 1: Shut up? Do you story to get a mop?
Speaker 2: This is a special mop which quirts a spray.
Speaker 1: There's no such thing as a special mop or slippers
Speaker 1: quarts the spray. And it's like five dollars.
Speaker 2: You can even use your bona in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Do you what do you want to call you twenty
Speaker 1: times a day and sell you boner if.
Speaker 2: You buy one now, we'll also throw in a refillable
Speaker 2: cartridge and machine washable pad.
Speaker 1: I'm going to take eight hundred and I'm going to
Speaker 1: shove them all up here.
Speaker 2: You'll be a happier person with a Bona in your life.
Speaker 2: But don't take my word for it. Cynthia from tallahas
Speaker 2: He says, Oh my god, thanks to my bona. Cleaning
Speaker 2: is a cinch. I love the size of it.
Speaker 1: Cynthia from Tallahassee is obviously a dumb ass or stupid
Speaker 1: bitch who doesn't have a job and doesn't have anything
Speaker 1: better to do. She's five than to sit down and
Speaker 1: talk on the phone to you. I swear to that
Speaker 1: if you call me one more time, I am going
Speaker 1: to find your number. I'm going to put you away harassment. Hello,
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 2: Mister Michael Uppenheimer with the Bona hardwood floor mop. Beautifully Beautify, protect.
Speaker 1: Your mop talks. Then you're a.
Speaker 2: Big beautiful I protect and restore your hardwood floors.
Speaker 1: Is this how you talk to your girlfriend? Because I
Speaker 1: can't even believe that you have a girlfriend, because you're
Speaker 1: an idiot. You're an idiot.
Speaker 2: I sell hardwood mops for a living.
Speaker 1: No you don't, because who's buying this?
Speaker 2: It's safe on all woods?
Speaker 1: Answer me? How can you make a sale if you
Speaker 1: don't talk to people.
Speaker 2: I'm paying attention to you.
Speaker 1: You're like a max had room. Hello, this is.
Speaker 2: Mister Michael Oppenheimer with the hard I want one.
Speaker 1: I want one. Listen. I'm in love with you and
Speaker 1: I want to have your baby. Can you come to
Speaker 1: my house right now? Because I really want to have
Speaker 1: your baby?
Speaker 2: Which credit card would you want to.
Speaker 1: I want to own them and suckle them to my
Speaker 1: and talk to them about mops every night. I'm going
Speaker 1: to go into the room and be like, do you
Speaker 1: know why we have such beautiful hardwood floors? Because your
Speaker 1: daddy sells mops genius. He is the best stout person
Speaker 1: that has ever known. And I'm gonna bend down right
Speaker 1: to their ear and I'm gonna go, baby, do you
Speaker 1: know about the bonu up? Have you heard about the
Speaker 1: bone up? The baby? Because that's what made you a millionaires?
Speaker 2: Like that? It's nice?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You like that? You like that? You like that baby?
Speaker 1: Oh I have my baby? Oh God, floors?
Speaker 2: Give you this cleaning. Oh my god, and you've been
Speaker 2: phone tapped?
Speaker 1: What what?
Speaker 2: Cortney?
Speaker 1: This is scary.
Speaker 2: Jones and Als in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Show time, No God, I'm gonna lay for work. We
Speaker 1: gotta talk about the bone of mop when I just scare.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's my boss, you guys man. Phone tap.
Speaker 1: This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
Speaker 1: all participants the Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis
Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show