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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.

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Speaker 2: Who's doing it today? I oh scary. Derek got in

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Speaker 2: touch with us.

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Speaker 3: He wanted to play a phone tap on one of

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Speaker 3: his employees, Courtney. As it turns out, she despises telemarketers,

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Speaker 3: so he thought that the Michael Oppenheimer telemarketer phone tap

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Speaker 3: would be the way to go for her. She's been

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Speaker 3: known not to ignore telemarketers that she gets. She actually

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Speaker 3: plays with them on the phone. She yells back at them.

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Speaker 3: So she's the perfect candidate.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's see how it does today's phone tap. Hello, goodtune.

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Speaker 2: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Bona Hardwood floor mop.

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Speaker 2: Bring out the best in your hardwood floors. The Bona

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Speaker 2: Harwood floor mop combines a premium, non toxic newance. Hi,

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Speaker 2: how are you?

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Speaker 1: Is this the real person?

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Speaker 2: Yes? For just thirty nine dollars and ninety five cents

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Speaker 2: I thought you were recording and eight dollars in ninety

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Speaker 2: five cents shipping and handling, you can enjoy the Bona Heart.

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Speaker 1: No I have to go.

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Speaker 2: Hello, good tune. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Bona.

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Speaker 1: Hardwood floor man, you just called here.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's ergonomic design makes it easy for anyone.

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Speaker 1: Why do you keep going? Hello? Hi? I already talked

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Speaker 1: to you and I don't need anything.

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Speaker 2: Do you have a home, please don't call it? You

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Speaker 2: have hardwood floors?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding?

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Speaker 2: Mister Michael Oppenheimer with the bone for real, the Bona

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Speaker 2: Hardwood floor mop. Do you have hardwood floors?

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Speaker 1: Excuse me? I don't talk to you twice? I don't

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Speaker 1: have hardwood floors. Why do you keep calling my number?

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Speaker 2: Because the Bona Hardwood Floor mop will make cleaning easey?

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Speaker 1: No, you're a boner dude? Are you kidding me? Take

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Speaker 1: me off your list.

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Speaker 2: Your Bona Hardwood Floor up squirts a fine miss everywhere?

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Speaker 1: Hello? Do you hear me? Are you either?

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Speaker 2: You can hear you? Fine?

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Speaker 1: Okay? So why are you not responding to what I'm

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Speaker 1: saying to you?

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Speaker 2: Because I'm letting you know the features and benefits.

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Speaker 1: Listen to me? Hello, Hello talking? Stop talking? Don't call

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Speaker 1: my house again?

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Speaker 2: Helloume. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Bona Hardwood

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Speaker 2: floor getting me. You could slide your Bona across any

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Speaker 2: hardwood surface.

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Speaker 1: First of all. Are you even talking about sliding a boner.

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Speaker 2: As it sways back and forth? Notice how it doesn't

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Speaker 2: leave any streaks.

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Speaker 1: Gave you my number. You are you biving me? You

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Speaker 1: have called here five times about the same mops.

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Speaker 2: You were in a list of people to be called today.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and you called me and I told you no.

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Speaker 1: And if you call here again, I'm gonna call the

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Speaker 1: coups people plasm. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: People are using their bona all over the house.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know why I'm talking to you. I

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Speaker 1: want your supervisors.

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Speaker 2: Do you have them? Do you have the maid? This

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Speaker 2: would be the ultimate gift?

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Speaker 1: And why do you keep talking like a robot?

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Speaker 2: You didn't give me a chance to explain a little

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Speaker 2: bit how the bonu didn't.

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Speaker 1: Give me a chance to kick your ass, which is

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Speaker 1: what I'm going to do. Tell me your name again.

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Speaker 2: You wrap your hands around the bonum.

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Speaker 1: Shut up? Do you story to get a mop?

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Speaker 2: This is a special mop which quirts a spray.

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Speaker 1: There's no such thing as a special mop or slippers

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Speaker 1: quarts the spray. And it's like five dollars.

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Speaker 2: You can even use your bona in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Do you what do you want to call you twenty

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Speaker 1: times a day and sell you boner if.

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Speaker 2: You buy one now, we'll also throw in a refillable

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Speaker 2: cartridge and machine washable pad.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to take eight hundred and I'm going to

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Speaker 1: shove them all up here.

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Speaker 2: You'll be a happier person with a Bona in your life.

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Speaker 2: But don't take my word for it. Cynthia from tallahas

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Speaker 2: He says, Oh my god, thanks to my bona. Cleaning

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Speaker 2: is a cinch. I love the size of it.

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Speaker 1: Cynthia from Tallahassee is obviously a dumb ass or stupid

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Speaker 1: bitch who doesn't have a job and doesn't have anything

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Speaker 1: better to do. She's five than to sit down and

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Speaker 1: talk on the phone to you. I swear to that

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Speaker 1: if you call me one more time, I am going

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Speaker 1: to find your number. I'm going to put you away harassment. Hello,

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Speaker 1: this is.

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Speaker 2: Mister Michael Uppenheimer with the Bona hardwood floor mop. Beautifully Beautify, protect.

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Speaker 1: Your mop talks. Then you're a.

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Speaker 2: Big beautiful I protect and restore your hardwood floors.

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Speaker 1: Is this how you talk to your girlfriend? Because I

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Speaker 1: can't even believe that you have a girlfriend, because you're

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Speaker 1: an idiot. You're an idiot.

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Speaker 2: I sell hardwood mops for a living.

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Speaker 1: No you don't, because who's buying this?

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Speaker 2: It's safe on all woods?

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Speaker 1: Answer me? How can you make a sale if you

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Speaker 1: don't talk to people.

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Speaker 2: I'm paying attention to you.

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Speaker 1: You're like a max had room. Hello, this is.

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Speaker 2: Mister Michael Oppenheimer with the hard I want one.

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Speaker 1: I want one. Listen. I'm in love with you and

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Speaker 1: I want to have your baby. Can you come to

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Speaker 1: my house right now? Because I really want to have

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Speaker 1: your baby?

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Speaker 2: Which credit card would you want to.

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Speaker 1: I want to own them and suckle them to my

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Speaker 1: and talk to them about mops every night. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to go into the room and be like, do you

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Speaker 1: know why we have such beautiful hardwood floors? Because your

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Speaker 1: daddy sells mops genius. He is the best stout person

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Speaker 1: that has ever known. And I'm gonna bend down right

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Speaker 1: to their ear and I'm gonna go, baby, do you

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Speaker 1: know about the bonu up? Have you heard about the

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Speaker 1: bone up? The baby? Because that's what made you a millionaires?

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Speaker 2: Like that? It's nice?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? You like that? You like that? You like that baby?

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Speaker 1: Oh I have my baby? Oh God, floors?

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Speaker 2: Give you this cleaning. Oh my god, and you've been

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Speaker 2: phone tapped?

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Speaker 1: What what?

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Speaker 2: Cortney?

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Speaker 1: This is scary.

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Speaker 2: Jones and Als in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Show time, No God, I'm gonna lay for work. We

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Speaker 1: gotta talk about the bone of mop when I just scare.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's my boss, you guys man. Phone tap.

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Speaker 1: This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 1: all participants the Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis

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Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show