Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two ninety seven,
Speaker 1: episode four of DAILY'SI Guys Day production of My Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness. And it's Friday, July twenty eight,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2: This is a great day. Let me tell you, man,
Speaker 2: this is a great day. Great day. Not only is
Speaker 2: it Friday, It's National System Administrator Appreciation Day, It's Buffalo
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Speaker 2: Chocolate Day, National Talking and Elevator Day, World Conservation Day,
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Speaker 1: Get narnar at the water fucking nar dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, I'm about to hear a water park.
Speaker 1: This is my last episode before go back to Ocean City.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they got some good water, some water parks.
Speaker 2: What's the water park out there?
Speaker 1: The water park is well, the kid's part is called
Speaker 1: Lil Bucks Bay, Little Little Bucks Bay. And then they
Speaker 1: got like Shotgun Falls, which they had to change the
Speaker 1: name of because it's not.
Speaker 2: Woke but.
Speaker 1: Fucking woke.
Speaker 2: It's wuke. The Wokes came for shotgun Falls.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I'm kiss you couldn't tell them killing time
Speaker 1: because I had to get the discord up on my phone.
Speaker 1: All right, my name is Jack O'Brien aka when I
Speaker 1: find myself some bits of rubble sitting in my can
Speaker 1: of peas seeking dental wisdom, rocks and peas courtesy of
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Speaker 1: type of sandwich.
Speaker 2: I prefer not possessive, like the hands sandwich.
Speaker 1: The hand or just hand.
Speaker 2: I guess it would be the hand, and which if
Speaker 2: it was hand sandwich and sandwich got you.
Speaker 1: I fucked it up. Anyways, I'm thrilled to be joined
Speaker 1: as always by my co host, mister Miles Gras.
Speaker 2: It's Miles Gray. You can just call me the happy
Speaker 2: little gooner because on Thursday, No Wednesday, I got to
Speaker 2: watch Arsenal play Barcelona at the Sofi Stadium and we
Speaker 2: put the smack on them, even though it's obviously a
Speaker 2: preseason game. Didn't have to break up any fights this time.
Speaker 2: When I've when I've chucked that checked out a game.
Speaker 1: Of friendly in more way than one.
Speaker 2: More very friendly, very friendly, and it's just like a
Speaker 2: big It's just a big like Arsenal fans are so
Speaker 2: tight knit. So like when everybody's together, just a big
Speaker 2: just a big love fest. So shout out to everybody
Speaker 2: that was there. Good times, good times.
Speaker 1: So what what what is happening? Is this like a
Speaker 1: soccer tour? Yeah, America. What's what happens is like for preseason?
Speaker 1: These European teams, they they basically turned their preseason into
Speaker 1: money making tours because their fans are international. So like
Speaker 1: some some teams go to Asia, some teams go to Australia,
Speaker 1: some teams come to the US, et cetera.
Speaker 2: And that's then they just basically hoover up a bunch
Speaker 2: of money. M Yeah, and and mess. He is officially
Speaker 2: playing in MLS. Yes, and yet and he did a
Speaker 2: good kick. Oh he did a real good kick. Did
Speaker 2: one of those winter kicks?
Speaker 1: Yeah, game winner walk off. Well, we are thrilled, Miles
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Speaker 1: She's the co host of legendary podcasts Girls in Hoodies,
Speaker 1: Night Call, the writer, creator host of the legendary podcast,
Speaker 1: Heidi World the story. Please welcome back to the show.
Speaker 2: It's Molly Lamberley.
Speaker 3: Come a way, Come say hell away, Come say it
Speaker 3: away with me.
Speaker 2: Aliens. Yeah, we've got a lot going on the last
Speaker 2: couple of days. Good good eating. They come sail away
Speaker 2: with the aliens.
Speaker 1: Oh, aliens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the thing is about aliens.
Speaker 1: We've been talking a lot about aliens lately. We're gonna
Speaker 1: throw some We're gonna like at least cover the people
Speaker 1: who are throwing water on the UFO hearings yesterday.
Speaker 2: But I'm bring up a couple of three points throwing
Speaker 2: water because everybody knows if you put water on aliens,
Speaker 2: they get the common cold and go back to their home.
Speaker 1: Plan's right, and if you do it after midnight, they multiply. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's Gremlin's logic on these Aliens.
Speaker 2: Are gremlins Aliens like by the logic of that universe?
Speaker 2: Are they? Like right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I feel like if George Lucas rebooted it,
Speaker 1: they would be Aliens. It would be like this is
Speaker 1: when they came to Earth and like this is well yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm like the way George Lucas did the prequels
Speaker 1: to Star Wars and was like, okay, so here's actually
Speaker 1: the thing in the blood, the Jedi medic Chlorians. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like that would be the less interesting the Medachlorian.
Speaker 1: I feel like them being aliens is the Middle Chlorian
Speaker 1: answer to them, because like originally the whole thing was
Speaker 1: that like they were at a like gift shop in Chinatown,
Speaker 1: more like ancient mythic creature that oriental know about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very orientalism.
Speaker 2: How have you been doing?
Speaker 1: How else have you been doing? Molly O good?
Speaker 3: I was just thinking about how we could convince everybody
Speaker 3: in Malibu they have made to Chlorians. I've got the cure.
Speaker 3: If they got medt of Chlorians, I can sell them
Speaker 3: a juice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: The big product with people from Malibu is raw water. Raw.
Speaker 2: It's not treated.
Speaker 1: It's just raw, like comes directly from a spring in
Speaker 1: my backyard connected to a hose.
Speaker 3: Right, So they're getting sick.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: There's really into the gut health one that's like basically Medichlorians,
Speaker 3: This one that Arawon pushes where it's like there's something
Speaker 3: wrong with your gut, and we've got the supplement that
Speaker 3: fixes it.
Speaker 2: You need a gut health reset. Is that that like
Speaker 2: super expensive bottle of water at Arawon? That's that water
Speaker 2: that I saw?
Speaker 3: Probably that probably some raw water.
Speaker 2: I saw like a TikTok of like a personal chef
Speaker 2: that was like for some you know, wealthy person in La,
Speaker 2: and like all the cooking was done with Arawon bottled water.
Speaker 3: Wow, And I.
Speaker 2: Think this is just please why can't the aliens be
Speaker 2: fucking real? So they vapor ariwon?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can the aliens please come and redistribute wealth?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 1: Yeah? All right, Well, Molly, we're gonna get to know
Speaker 1: you a little bit better in the moment.
Speaker 2: First couple of.
Speaker 1: Things we are talking about today. Mitch McConnell either had
Speaker 1: a glitch like glitched out and more evidence of the matrix,
Speaker 1: or he had what is sometimes called a mini stroke,
Speaker 1: which are common and not good.
Speaker 2: But no, Jack, he's an MPC dude. Yeah, that full
Speaker 2: his motherboard fucking fried out on camera.
Speaker 1: I don't know that he should himself. Have never seen
Speaker 1: anyone look more like they were shitting themselves though the
Speaker 1: walk away was well yeah, anyways, we'll talk about Tesla.
Speaker 1: What what a cool product they've made, How fun a
Speaker 1: company they are to be a customer of It turns
Speaker 1: out people I recently heard somebody like use Tesla as
Speaker 1: like the good car option. Like they were like, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's not We're not talking.
Speaker 2: To Chevy here.
Speaker 1: We're talking to Tesla as like a metaphor for like
Speaker 1: high quality. And then I was like, I don't think
Speaker 1: that works anymore. Like that's if you've been fucking.
Speaker 2: Sucks, if you've been inside one for any extended amount
Speaker 2: of time. You're like, I feel like I could break
Speaker 2: everything off inside of here, Like I guess it's all
Speaker 2: pull up partable.
Speaker 1: Yea. Then we will talk Oh yeah, ufo skepticism, skepticism
Speaker 1: about the hearings on Capitol Hill and just where where
Speaker 1: we're all currently falling in this still praying their theological event. Yes,
Speaker 1: all that plenty more. But first, Molly Lambert, we do
Speaker 1: like to ask our guests, what is something from your
Speaker 1: search history?
Speaker 3: Oh God, I always forget to see what I have
Speaker 3: fucked up.
Speaker 2: This show. And I know you're not lying because the
Speaker 2: way your intentions just shifted.
Speaker 3: What did I look up? I mean, you know I
Speaker 3: was looking up those aliens.
Speaker 1: You know I was looking up those aliens.
Speaker 3: You know I was looking up those aliens.
Speaker 1: You and everyone else. I feel like you did you
Speaker 1: feel you feel satisfied by the amount of like reliable
Speaker 1: sourced information that came out over the past.
Speaker 3: Just dropped it on a random day. It just dropped
Speaker 3: it on a Wednesday, Like there real aliens are real? Yeah,
Speaker 3: Tom DeLong of this is your day.
Speaker 2: Yeah we have. We checked in with Tom. Is he
Speaker 2: taking a victory lap or something?
Speaker 1: I was checking in with Avi Lobe and he's not
Speaker 1: like committing to anything. He's just like, pay attention to
Speaker 1: what they say, see if you find them trustworthy. But
Speaker 1: but he's like, but you should believe me, but you
Speaker 1: should mainly think about me.
Speaker 2: I'm scooping up. I'm going to scoop up because I
Speaker 2: think you know right now.
Speaker 1: He did scoop. He did scoop some things and some materials. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so Avi Lobe, former guest Harvard astrophysicists, let's see those
Speaker 1: things then. Really like he was he was like a
Speaker 1: black hole guy for his whole career and very respected.
Speaker 1: And then Amuamua came into our solar system and he
Speaker 1: was like, that's probably an alien, right, like come on,
Speaker 1: come on, that's an al Guys and like totally changed
Speaker 1: the course of his career. And he was in the
Speaker 1: Pacific looking at something that had entered our atmosphere at
Speaker 1: a speed that suggested that it was interstellar, that it
Speaker 1: came from outside our solar system, and he claims that
Speaker 1: he has scooped it, and the things that he scooped
Speaker 1: are being evaluated in labs right now, so I guess
Speaker 1: we'll have more on that.
Speaker 2: We'll see. He's like, Ah, they're diet coke cans.
Speaker 1: Like, honestly, you know why at the bottom of the
Speaker 1: ocean all looks the same, It's all rusted and fucked up.
Speaker 3: That's why they banned their trying to ban diet coke. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because they're admitting that aspartame is midichlorian.
Speaker 2: Midi chlorian exactly, as.
Speaker 1: What would the thing be like, because the claim is
Speaker 1: that the military and also private industry has been trying
Speaker 1: to reverse engineer various technologies for the past decades. What
Speaker 1: product would be least surprising to find out, like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is actually I think dia die coke is a
Speaker 1: great answer because it's like very addictive.
Speaker 3: People that drink it can't stop.
Speaker 1: It is perfectly balanced.
Speaker 3: It kind of tastes like dry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just dries your mouth out at the end.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, you're about to experience a bad aftertaste,
Speaker 1: but then that aftertaste is going to turn into sparkles
Speaker 1: and dryness in your mouth and in your veins for
Speaker 1: some reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there weren't Yeah that or like white claw.
Speaker 1: You know somehow white claw feels very straightforward, like you
Speaker 1: could have like somebody who had just learned to like
Speaker 1: use a rock as a tool, could have come up
Speaker 1: with white claw.
Speaker 3: Alcohol. It's for babies, Yeah, the babies first alcohol.
Speaker 2: Yeah, babies love it too. I can report ivy and
Speaker 2: report babies love the mango one.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 3: You know how they used to get babies like a
Speaker 3: little bourbon make me sleepy, a little little white port
Speaker 3: white claw in their mouth.
Speaker 2: Oh, the grossest version, like low octane alcohol. It's like
Speaker 2: it's it's only like five percent. It's gonna be a lot.
Speaker 2: You can have to maybe do like a third of
Speaker 2: a Can you.
Speaker 3: Drink this bottle?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What was the first alcohol you ever tasted? Like?
Speaker 1: I think I took a sip of like a michelob
Speaker 1: when I was like four from my dad.
Speaker 3: I was just saying that the alcohol that I did
Speaker 3: drink in high school because I've never been a big drinker,
Speaker 3: but that was, you know, I was trying probably like
Speaker 3: Mike's hard lemonade, right, another baby.
Speaker 2: Alcohol first one as a baby that I had, or
Speaker 2: like I remember as a small child, I think I
Speaker 2: was four, I was. I always wanted to drink the
Speaker 2: foam off of the like when my dad poured a beer,
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, you get that phone, you know,
Speaker 2: because in my mind look like ice cream or something,
Speaker 2: and yeah, it was so underwhelming that I was like, man,
Speaker 2: I'm good, I'm off dish. Yeah, you know, that's what
Speaker 2: I remember. Yeah, until I became fifteen.
Speaker 1: And when I was fifteen, I got real serious about
Speaker 1: like Mike's hard type stuff like wine coolers and.
Speaker 2: Zema, like Bartles and James and shit.
Speaker 1: I think it's actually when I was like thirteen, that's
Speaker 1: what white Claw is like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like extended family stone, right. The
Speaker 2: Bartles and James though, those are fun to break, like
Speaker 2: just like those weird bottles, yeah, because people were like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck are you drinking? Like those are.
Speaker 3: So funny because it is funny that like teenagers drink those, right,
Speaker 3: they are like like basically a soda.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and like fun flavors exactly in.
Speaker 3: Fun flavors, but they're they're pretty gross. Like do people
Speaker 3: like no adults drink wine coolers?
Speaker 2: Mmmm? Keep some B and J's refreshed up in the stairway. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I have a party.
Speaker 3: Let's have a B and J.
Speaker 2: Just bring it back cooler exactly all around.
Speaker 1: Molly, what's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 3: God, I've done this one before, but it's all I
Speaker 3: can think about is fucking summertime sucks.
Speaker 2: This is like, yeah, like not even from you, just
Speaker 2: in general. What's is it? What's it? What is it
Speaker 2: for you? The fucking heat?
Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, I hate it.
Speaker 2: I'm not made for this. Yeah right, yeah, because what
Speaker 2: I'm sure you got to protect that skin? You're man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I literally can't get tan even if I wanted to,
Speaker 3: So I I just yeah, I resent having to put
Speaker 3: on like a full body layer of sunscreen to exit
Speaker 3: my home.
Speaker 2: Right just to go to seven eleven.
Speaker 3: Go to seven eleven and get on wine cooler.
Speaker 2: Just get some Carlo ROSSI.
Speaker 3: He's angry and I'm putting on my powder makeup to
Speaker 3: go drink some wine cooler. Is it seven eleven. Yeah, No,
Speaker 3: there are days I straight up I'm just like I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna stay inside until it's dark so I don't
Speaker 3: have to put on sunscreen.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, I mean it is it's hot out there.
Speaker 2: It turns out what they said, this is the hottest
Speaker 2: month on in recorded history on ear history of the
Speaker 2: ear for now. People.
Speaker 3: I love when you say that, and then people are like,
Speaker 3: you mean the coolest month.
Speaker 1: Yeah right exactly, Like no, I think it's still going
Speaker 1: to be the hottest. Yeah.
Speaker 3: They're just like, it'll never it'll It'll just keep being
Speaker 3: hotter every year, so we'll look back on this summer
Speaker 3: it's like, oh, it was nice compared to now it's
Speaker 3: one hundred and thirty thousand degrees.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The people going to Death Valley to like do heat tourism, yeah.
Speaker 2: Not even more fucking pictures of that shit, like going on, what.
Speaker 3: Is wrong with you? I feel that way about people
Speaker 3: who go to Palm Springs, like during this time of year,
Speaker 3: where they're like, can't wait till like sit in one
Speaker 3: hundred and twenty degree heat and like sit in a pool,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I could go to the valley if
Speaker 3: I want that experience.
Speaker 2: The thing is doing that shit in Palm Springs when
Speaker 2: it's like triple digit like into the one hens You're
Speaker 2: you're fucked after just being out there for like two hours.
Speaker 2: Even if you are cool, like you'll then the rest
Speaker 2: of your day you have like a headache. And me like,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like don't have that gene. Whatever it is
Speaker 3: that makes people want to go ghost. It can be
Speaker 3: like a lizard person. I truly like, I love the desert.
Speaker 3: I love it at night.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but yeah, you're not a heat seeker.
Speaker 3: I'm not a heat seeker. It's it's a probably like
Speaker 3: an evolved you know.
Speaker 2: That way you are more evolved, I would die.
Speaker 3: I'm an alien. This is why I can fast Simon.
Speaker 1: Those are lizard people, you know.
Speaker 2: Those are the lizard crawling onto the.
Speaker 1: Rocks trying to feel the sun's warmth.
Speaker 2: What is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 3: A nice cold glass of water?
Speaker 2: Mm hmmmm so we yeah, and that's that's ice in
Speaker 2: my water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give me cold water.
Speaker 3: I think a cold nothing. Nothing hits like cold water. Yeah,
Speaker 3: on a hot day, I.
Speaker 2: Think it's just easier to for whatever reason, it's easier
Speaker 2: to drink. I'm like more motivated to go.
Speaker 3: Have you guys seen those women on like TikTok who
Speaker 3: drink flavored water?
Speaker 2: Yes? Are you seeing this Jack, like flavor water combos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And they're like like improving water with these like
Speaker 3: water hacks where they basically just like mix a bunch
Speaker 3: of crystal light into water.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Get I find it you're drinking you're drinking diluted
Speaker 2: crystal light or like Neo or other people use like
Speaker 2: fucking like like Barista syrup pumps and shit.
Speaker 3: God, I just can't relate to people that are like, oh,
Speaker 3: I don't really like water. I need water to like
Speaker 3: taste different. It's like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Going on?
Speaker 1: Well, I have found that the crystal light flavoring helps
Speaker 1: cover up some of the gamy aftertastes that you get
Speaker 1: from raw water.
Speaker 2: You know, like raw water inter your raw water.
Speaker 1: And it kind of tastes like sewage because it's like
Speaker 1: just from a pond somewhere that they scooped it out of.
Speaker 2: It does help to have a long No.
Speaker 3: No, that's nutrients, Jack, Those are the nutrients soupul They
Speaker 3: just get the midichlorians out, that's right, there's something like
Speaker 3: the raw milk people.
Speaker 1: Now yeah, yeah, raw milk people have been replaced by
Speaker 1: raw water people. People wasting insane amounts of money. I
Speaker 1: do feel like we've seen some improvements in like we
Speaker 1: were talking sunscreen applications. We've got we've got a bunch
Speaker 1: of stick based sunscreen applications for my kids. Roll on
Speaker 1: and like something that it is like a deodorant stick
Speaker 1: that just makes my life one hundred times easier. And
Speaker 1: there's also the powder thing that like powder. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: like a powder. I mean it's mainly my wife uses it,
Speaker 1: but sometimes we'll just like just shake some favor on
Speaker 1: the on the kiddo before they go out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ship, all right, this one I always say, ever
Speaker 3: since I learned that hippos make their own sunscreen by sweating, Yeah,
Speaker 3: why can't we do that? Wouldn't that make so much
Speaker 3: sense if ore sweat with sunscreen?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, modify us so.
Speaker 3: That hippos also hippos. They sweat red. It looks like blood,
Speaker 3: but it's just a little sunscreen.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I want that. Yeah, And I like the
Speaker 2: way their their tails just launch a bunch of shit everywhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hippos are the coolest.
Speaker 3: Anyone who just gets to like hang out in the
Speaker 3: water all day.
Speaker 2: Like they're in Palm Springs, just shitting on themselves, sweating sunscreen.
Speaker 3: Just like people on vacation. But you know what, those
Speaker 3: people pay for it, and these hippos get to do
Speaker 3: it for free. Exactly, they're the kings of the jungle.
Speaker 2: Or you pay for ativity, yeah, exactly, you'll pay for
Speaker 2: it with your life.
Speaker 3: Yeah. If I see a hippo in my pool, yeah,
Speaker 3: wiggling its ears or whatever, I'm gonna kiss it.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I wouldn't do there. I wouldn't do the
Speaker 1: kissing because they The other thing I like about hippos
Speaker 1: is that they will bite a human in half.
Speaker 3: Look, look, that's what most people. That's what they do
Speaker 3: to like a normal person. But they can tell I'm.
Speaker 2: Cool, right right right? They respect you because you kiss them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: hippo whisper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not a hater. I'm like them. I get y'all, Okay,
Speaker 3: I get you. I'm like one of you. I'm like
Speaker 3: that grizzly man. But for hip I'm the hippo lady. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I just want a little kiss.
Speaker 2: You just have this, say, I can't wait for that
Speaker 2: documentary to come out about you and the hippos in
Speaker 2: your last journey to hang out with the hippos like
Speaker 2: Grizzly Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean it's sad that I died kissing
Speaker 3: a hippo, but I had to be.
Speaker 1: Men Werner Herzog presents Hippo Girl.
Speaker 2: As she went to Africa for one last time, she
Speaker 2: wanted to feel the embrace of the hippo only.
Speaker 3: I just want to do that so that when I die,
Speaker 3: for her thought will like listen to the tape of
Speaker 3: my death, be like, nobody should hear this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Grizzlies really like took their time with that.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: I feel I feel like the hit the hippo tape
Speaker 1: would be very He'd like put the headphones in and
Speaker 1: then be like, oh and take them off.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, you could hear her get bitten in here.
Speaker 3: You can hear the exact sound when she's her snaps
Speaker 3: in half.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like when you go to a sushi restaurant
Speaker 2: you pull the chopsticks apart.
Speaker 1: And she's weirdly saying it seems to be enjoying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess the way Jack, you would respond if
Speaker 2: you're just devoured by a great.
Speaker 4: White Yeah, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I couldn't respect. Quint. The way he
Speaker 1: went out crying and screaming was enjoying. Man, be present, please,
Speaker 1: What are you doing one?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, god, some boilers for a movie from nineteen seventy
Speaker 3: six or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my bad.
Speaker 2: Y'all.
Speaker 1: All right, let's say break, and then we will check
Speaker 1: in with the happenings on Capitol Hill yesterday, including clear
Speaker 1: evidence the Mitch McConnell. The McConnell's sance is over. He's
Speaker 1: an MPC. We'll be right back and we're back. You
Speaker 1: guys are telling me that the when everyone was talking
Speaker 1: about the McConnell sans, it was actually Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 2: That they were talking about. You guys were telling me
Speaker 2: during the break. Yeah, McConnell, No, I had that all wrong.
Speaker 3: Oh I was talking about McConnell's ice cream.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, like a peppermint stick one or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Santa Barbara. True. Yeah, But like so, you know,
Speaker 2: we're obviously just the backdrop of this McConnell's story. I
Speaker 2: think it's important to note, you know, we're currently a
Speaker 2: nation that is being controlled by elderly politicians, many of
Speaker 2: whom should just release their fucking death grip on power
Speaker 2: and influence and just fucking retire, you know, like we've
Speaker 2: talked about with Di Fi, fucking Chuck Grassley, RBG. There's
Speaker 2: always like examples of people like you, don't you know
Speaker 2: you could just retire, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: That wouldn't be a very girl boss of them to retire.
Speaker 2: To acknowledge that you don't maybe don't need to toil
Speaker 2: anymore and can.
Speaker 3: Learned from the movie Barbie, It's that women can be
Speaker 3: desk pots too.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, exactly, exactly. Shout out Gena haswell over at
Speaker 2: the CIA. But you know, on Wednesday, Mitch McConnell had
Speaker 2: a pretty fucking grim moment during a press conference where
Speaker 2: he stopped talking fucking midcent tints for about like twenty
Speaker 2: something seconds, or as I timed it, I got about
Speaker 2: halfway through Inspected dex Verse from the Wu Tang song
Speaker 2: Triumph before he was ushered off. But yeah, just the
Speaker 2: the clip is it kind of speaks for itself, and
Speaker 2: that he doesn't say anything but here, let's check it out.
Speaker 1: This week, it's been good by powers and cooperation and
Speaker 1: a string of.
Speaker 5: Uh obamatomically Socrates philosophies hot pots. He's kept the fine
Speaker 5: lyrically performed on probably with a lot of possibly battles
Speaker 5: car showing explosive with my pen instrumentous culture forensic icepick
Speaker 5: you to the futurey millennium Hillip be so fifty gold
Speaker 5: sixty platinum.
Speaker 2: Now people are stepping in. Yeah, now somebody puts their
Speaker 2: hand to his bash image anything else, anything else? Want
Speaker 2: to say? You want to go back to your office,
Speaker 2: you want to say anything else? He's not saying anything, and.
Speaker 1: Then it just kind of and then he's kind of.
Speaker 2: It's so it's very troubling. Yeah. Yeah, I mean like
Speaker 2: a lot of people, you know, have said all kinds
Speaker 2: of things like, oh my god, what's going on with him?
Speaker 2: You know, is he an NPC? Is it a stroke?
Speaker 2: What's happening with him? But according to his spokespeople, he
Speaker 2: said he was just feeling lightheaded. He went back to
Speaker 2: his office for a second and then came back out
Speaker 2: before the price conference ended, and I apparently answered a
Speaker 2: couple questions. But this is all also against the backdrop
Speaker 2: of the reports that are coming out that many people
Speaker 2: in his orbit are like, this dude has fallen numerous
Speaker 2: times this year, like if you remember earlier in the year,
Speaker 2: he fell downstairs or some shit got a concussion and
Speaker 2: was fucking out of action for for a long time.
Speaker 2: And again, just seeing the reaction of those other senators,
Speaker 2: it felt like one of those things where they're like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, is that okay, hold on, let's get him
Speaker 2: the fuck out of here, because it's it's happening.
Speaker 1: It feels like there's some necromancy going on with him,
Speaker 1: like when he just like turned blue for a little while.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah for one news cycle.
Speaker 2: Last ye remember his hands too, Yeah.
Speaker 1: His hands like turned blue, like start getting all this
Speaker 1: like blue shit on it. Yeah, he just seems like
Speaker 1: he shouldn't be anywhere but in a very comfortable chair,
Speaker 1: just kind.
Speaker 2: Of in a prison maybe maybe whatever. He should really
Speaker 2: just be in a jail. But yeah, yeah, but again,
Speaker 2: if you think this could lead to a resignation in
Speaker 2: where Democratic Governor of Kentucky Andy Basheer can appoint a
Speaker 2: Democrat to fill that seat, wake the fuck up, folks,
Speaker 2: because the GOPI in Kentucky basically like passed a law
Speaker 2: that says if McConnell resigns, he can only be replaced
Speaker 2: by another Republican and Basher tried to veto it to
Speaker 2: no avail. So there's not even like a silver lining here.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, get him out of here, maybe you
Speaker 2: can flip that seat. Nope, Yeah, that's not it either.
Speaker 1: I mean the thing I'm hearing from, like doctors say
Speaker 1: it's probably a tia, which I don't know, transient is
Speaker 1: skimm it is schemic attack, which sometimes referred to as
Speaker 1: many strokes, but they're pretty serious. They're a signed that
Speaker 1: like other you know stroke, like things might be on
Speaker 1: the way. So I mean, if you find yourself doing
Speaker 1: this or see that's happened to someone, it's like a
Speaker 1: pretty serious thing.
Speaker 2: Or it's just.
Speaker 1: Evidence that the wa that that woman that everybody saw
Speaker 1: who was frozen on TikTok was just the first sign
Speaker 1: and people are just gonna start falling out like freezing
Speaker 1: for thirty seconds here and there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so keep your eyes peeled, people, keep your confirmation
Speaker 2: bias set to hell. Yeah, that's all you gotta do
Speaker 2: is watch the skies.
Speaker 3: Folks, watch the skyes. Drink your raw milk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly do you think I mean, I'm really curious
Speaker 2: to see, like if this is gonna if he would
Speaker 2: resign or whatever, because like you're saying, it looks like
Speaker 2: this guy has just been like rotting on camera for.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know what I mean, would be admitting the defeat.
Speaker 2: Yeah do you think? How do you think he's the
Speaker 2: kind of guy where like it'll go so far they're like, dude,
Speaker 2: it's like Dave, it's like he died, dude. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: like we got this other dude like just filling in
Speaker 2: for him, any kind of what d Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: the president dies and then.
Speaker 3: Man, they're making an AI Mitch McConnell in the lab, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and no, and no one will be able to tell
Speaker 3: the difference between the glitchy AI Mitch McConnell and the
Speaker 3: real guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah right right, Which is not a testament to how
Speaker 1: good AI is, but just how little of how low
Speaker 1: a standard we hold politicians too.
Speaker 2: So yeah, check, get that checked out, Mitch. I mean,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm not I'm not a fan at all,
Speaker 2: but it's fucking embarrassing, man, Like get these like we
Speaker 2: need term limits. Man, I'm tired of watching like old
Speaker 2: ass people fucking glitch out and ship.
Speaker 1: What is the thing that happens That event really like
Speaker 1: leads to term limits because it the way the American
Speaker 1: media and political cycle.
Speaker 3: I think the empire is going to fall before that happens.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, yeah, solving those how things.
Speaker 3: Have been going the past few years.
Speaker 2: I think, uh, the explosion of the Death Star is the.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think the alien's blowing the White House up like
Speaker 3: an Independence Day totally.
Speaker 2: And that first oh yeah, that would be sick though.
Speaker 2: I'd go to the that the first Interstate Bank building
Speaker 2: like they did in La and the.
Speaker 3: I think we've talked about this before. I would one
Speaker 3: hundred percent. You know that the friend who works at
Speaker 3: the strip club in that movie with Vivica, and then
Speaker 3: she goes to the top building with the sign that's
Speaker 3: like we want welcome, we love y'all.
Speaker 2: They're opening the doors and when they put that blue
Speaker 2: dot on you and they're like, yay, I've been chosen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, same instinct as the hippos. For me, it's like
Speaker 3: I've been chosen. But look, if you're gonna go, that's the.
Speaker 1: Way, truly, the most iconic way to go as a
Speaker 1: human is to be vaporized in the first beam ever
Speaker 1: shot first.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that I will be a martyr, a wonderful, celebrated
Speaker 3: martyr for the aliens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the alien kids who are like anti violence will
Speaker 1: be like, she's our hero.
Speaker 3: She is so kind hero, she sacrificed herself.
Speaker 2: Of you like where you're holding.
Speaker 1: All right, Let's talk Tesla because I feel like it.
Speaker 1: As we've seen Elon Musk not be very smart in
Speaker 1: highly public ways with regards to his just systemic destruction
Speaker 1: of Twitter, I feel like Tesla still remains like, well,
Speaker 1: it's a good car company, right, And so Reuters looked
Speaker 1: at this this event that happened with their diversion team
Speaker 1: in Nevada, which is a team with a specific task
Speaker 1: of canceling drivers's service requests when they have range issues.
Speaker 1: So Tesla's basically, as ordered by Elon Musk himself, are
Speaker 1: lying when they tell you what range your car has, right,
Speaker 1: which you know could never turn around become a problem
Speaker 1: for somebody when they're like, you know, driving through the
Speaker 1: desert or something like that doing heat tourism. So his strategy,
Speaker 1: he's basically like, I want people to feel good when
Speaker 1: they drive off the lot and see the high range
Speaker 1: as they drive their car, you know, and it should
Speaker 1: say three hundred and fifty four hundred mile range.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh fuck, yeah, let's go. But little do
Speaker 2: they know that they fucking rig all the software in
Speaker 2: the fucking car. So you're just in an illusion world
Speaker 2: the whole time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, quote, Elon wanted to show good range numbers one
Speaker 1: fully charged. When you buy a car off the lot,
Speaker 1: seeing three hundred and fifty mile four hundred mile range,
Speaker 1: it makes you feel good, but it is a lie,
Speaker 1: and you know that they would see their ranges shrink
Speaker 1: over time. They would see that, you know, driving a
Speaker 1: quarter of a mile would cause the mile odometer or
Speaker 1: whatever to like fall by three miles at a time. Right,
Speaker 1: So people start reaching out to Tesla through their service
Speaker 1: app about the issue, not realizing it's like all part
Speaker 1: of the CEO's mind game, and their servicing department was
Speaker 1: overwhelmed by people being like, this thing doesn't go as
Speaker 1: far as yeah, you lied to take my money from me.
Speaker 1: That should be illegal, right, No, No, it's just a
Speaker 1: marketing play. It's like a cool it's like an gene
Speaker 1: stroke genius from here.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me let me shift you to our specialized
Speaker 2: team that I'm going to put you on the phone
Speaker 2: with right now to solve this issue. Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And that specialized team was actually the diversion team,
Speaker 1: and they were put in place purely to talk to
Speaker 1: people and get them to cancel their appointments with the
Speaker 1: service team. Really and yeah, they're just there to be
Speaker 1: to reassure you like, oh, it's actually a software issue.
Speaker 1: Let me run a diagnostic. Actually what's happening is your
Speaker 1: driving technique is worse than other people's driving.
Speaker 2: How you drive? Yeah, so just I'm curious.
Speaker 1: Oh, actually I can just like run a diagnostic herebep. Okay,
Speaker 1: we just ran the diagnostic. Are Bobby are you Riza
Speaker 1: as Bobby Digital? Just making computer sounds with your mouth?
Speaker 1: Is that a real computer?
Speaker 3: Exactly? This is what it's like though, when you call
Speaker 3: them to like reset your internet, you know, and they're like, oh, yes,
Speaker 3: we're doing something over the phone. Be b b b bppeep,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, are.
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 2: Is that gang? If your telecom cable gang? What happens
Speaker 2: when you're like okay, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: refresh the line really quick, or they say some shit
Speaker 2: like that yeah, and I'm like, god, I still didn't
Speaker 2: do nothing. I think so.
Speaker 1: Much of this is like they have teams whose job
Speaker 1: it is to hold on to the business and like
Speaker 1: get rid of any friction, any sorts of complaints. Like
Speaker 1: that is what they're designed to do. They're not designed
Speaker 1: to deliver any sort of service like in these massive companies.
Speaker 1: So like that office reportedly has the vibe of a
Speaker 1: telemarketing boiler room, complete with a xylophone that employees struck
Speaker 1: to celebrate appointment cancelations.
Speaker 2: I love it. I love it because I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: you find out that for their business, each canceled appointment
Speaker 2: saves them a thousand bucks. So they're like, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: saved you money. Elon, thank you leave the boiler room.
Speaker 3: Built a car that worked and didn't blow up.
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa what hold on mom, what are you
Speaker 2: talking about?
Speaker 1: Don't you understand?
Speaker 2: Was still lie? Sorry?
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm not on X anymore?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, oh you gotta join it. He's really
Speaker 1: taking it to a new level. The things they would say.
Speaker 1: They would offer drivers tips on extending range by changing
Speaker 1: driving habits, so yes, fully gaslighting, being like it's actually
Speaker 1: your fault, your driving habits are bad and that's what's
Speaker 1: happening to your range, and then also reminding drivers that
Speaker 1: the EPA approved range estimates were just a prediction, not
Speaker 1: an actual measurement. We didn't know you were going to
Speaker 1: drive like a fucking maniac.
Speaker 2: Also like, whatever it says on the range, that's just
Speaker 2: like its opinion, man. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Managers told advisors to stop running remote diagnostic tests on
Speaker 1: the vehicles of owners who had reported range problems, meaning
Speaker 1: that thousands of people were told that their cars were
Speaker 1: totally fined by advisors who had actually never run the diagnostics,
Speaker 1: but presumably, you know, because their job is just to
Speaker 1: get this motherfucker off the phone. Did claim like, all right,
Speaker 1: let me just run a quick check here, real quick.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeah, it's you're you're driving as fucked up.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you got next time, asshole? Yeah? Any tips
Speaker 2: I don't know, don't be so shit at driving.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They also updated their app so that customers who complained
Speaker 1: This is my favorite detail, customers who complained about range
Speaker 1: could no longer book service appointments, so they like put
Speaker 1: you on put it on your permanent record that you
Speaker 1: were complaining about this. You're a range complainer a thing
Speaker 1: that is just basically you noticed that they lied to
Speaker 1: you and misrepresented the product that you were buying, like
Speaker 1: one of the most expensive purchases of your life. They
Speaker 1: lied about that, And if you complain about that, you
Speaker 1: can't book service appointments anymore.
Speaker 2: When is this is gonna end up being like a
Speaker 2: massive lawsuit? Right?
Speaker 1: It seems like it has to.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like if you own a tuzzle, you're like,
Speaker 2: oh man, let me get this class action check please, Yeah, Like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is about to happen to this ship?
Speaker 3: I feel like the people who own Tesla's drink the
Speaker 3: kool aid though they're like, no, no, look, it's a
Speaker 3: good car. Why would it cost fifty million dollars if
Speaker 3: it wasn't the best.
Speaker 2: I know a couple of people who have bought them
Speaker 2: in the last five years, and they they've kind of
Speaker 2: come around and like being like, it's so fun. Look
Speaker 2: it makes fart sounds, and then they're like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know, it's kind of a bummer right now, like
Speaker 2: shit's breaking, like my like my door panels falling off,
Speaker 2: like we.
Speaker 1: Weard out fart sounds weren't supposed to be happening. That
Speaker 1: was actually just the car's computer fucking honking the horn
Speaker 1: is fart sounds come out. That's so funny that like
Speaker 1: that is like when iPhones were first invented and everyone
Speaker 1: was like the sky's the limit with these things. People
Speaker 1: are gonna develop all these apps. Yeah, blow your mind,
Speaker 1: and like it was like look at it. It makes it's
Speaker 1: like one of those portable fart machines.
Speaker 2: Yeah, arts goes am, pam, pamm. Look I got handhorned.
Speaker 2: You don't have.
Speaker 3: Handhorn We've got Angry Birds.
Speaker 1: See this new game, Yeah, yeah, that's gonna be. There's
Speaker 1: going to be an Angry Birds evolution of of Tesla.
Speaker 3: I would like Angry Birds to sell me a car,
Speaker 3: thank you, and I can shoot it at those pigs.
Speaker 1: I think that's just how we should be getting around
Speaker 1: as people. We've talked about the need for more Zeppelin
Speaker 1: based and blimp based.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. I want the Angry Birds to kind of
Speaker 3: like to do that thing they do in their game
Speaker 3: where they like.
Speaker 2: Launch you, yeah, just get launched, launch you at the pigs.
Speaker 2: Did any rappers have a bar that's like, call me
Speaker 2: angry Birds because I take shots at pigs or some
Speaker 2: ship like that.
Speaker 3: I think you do.
Speaker 2: Now that would have been a bar.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, we're gonna make you one of those
Speaker 3: one of those internet rappers who just raps about like
Speaker 3: internet culture.
Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah, exactly, terminally online rappers for sure.
Speaker 3: Terminally one rapper. Oh what are the Let me check
Speaker 3: the top ten apps in the store and see if
Speaker 3: I can uh spit a few bars about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like yeah and some off that X and
Speaker 2: they're like, whoa, Okay, does.
Speaker 3: Sound like Drake actually, now you talk about it, I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're very very Drakish.
Speaker 3: Nothing the Blue Skies.
Speaker 2: Right, except I'm not a like man child who has
Speaker 2: like all this unresolved like anger at women bro.
Speaker 3: Last time I was on and we talked about that song.
Speaker 3: Every time I hear the song, I hear Miles's voice going,
Speaker 3: I know I put. But also his his Instagram captions
Speaker 3: have been unhande lately. Uh, I'm taking out the poetry book.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, he's.
Speaker 3: Just been doing all these like one liners and they
Speaker 3: truly like hurt me in my soul, make me be like,
Speaker 3: is Drake a good rapper?
Speaker 2: What kind of good they're not?
Speaker 3: They make me be like he has no one around
Speaker 3: him to be like, don't do this, bro. He had
Speaker 3: one the other day that was like she asked me
Speaker 3: for fifty She asked me for five hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: I said, no, that's a financial cry sis.
Speaker 2: Wow wow, wow cry sis that crisis. The financial cry
Speaker 2: latest one is she turned to a man hater, dealing
Speaker 2: with me like sandpaper, even though her new guy is
Speaker 2: a fanboy handshaker that's trying to hang with the gang later,
Speaker 2: especially after they seen me deal with the garden like
Speaker 2: a landscaper. Come to the jam later and I'll probably
Speaker 2: be with eighty one in the corner like an exam paper.
Speaker 3: Why is he so like Eminem bars?
Speaker 2: Because I'm saying it like Eminem, she called me, even
Speaker 2: though her new guy is a fanboy handshaker is trying
Speaker 2: to hang with a gang later, especially after they seen
Speaker 2: me do Yeah, you can spit it like.
Speaker 1: Him eighty one like an exam paper, he.
Speaker 2: Said, come to the jam later and I'll probably be
Speaker 2: with eighty one in the corner like an exam paper.
Speaker 2: I don't, uh, I don't know who anyone is.
Speaker 1: Does he say like brag that he got an eighty
Speaker 1: one on an exam paper, No.
Speaker 3: Eighty one person totally.
Speaker 1: But there there seems to be a double entendre there
Speaker 1: connecting with hanging in the corner with eighty one and
Speaker 1: an exam.
Speaker 2: Paper, or I guess because he's talking about cause what Kobe,
Speaker 2: Kobe had eighty.
Speaker 4: One oh that that would have made more. And he's
Speaker 4: talking about the garden ohay in the corner with eight
Speaker 4: oh no, that was against the Raptors. He had that
Speaker 4: game against the Raptors, the eighty one point game.
Speaker 2: See this is too confusing, man. Yeah, your new album,
Speaker 2: I think it's a new album called for the Dogs.
Speaker 2: Nice bro, just for my dogs. Just admit it. You're
Speaker 2: gonna be for He's gonna be with the Loneliest Dude
Speaker 2: like forever. I think this is.
Speaker 1: The Loneliest Dude Forever be a good title.
Speaker 2: That's a great album.
Speaker 3: I mean that brand.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I only love my my mom.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I do apologize.
Speaker 3: I know that you got a job, miss Cheney. But
Speaker 3: your husband's heart problems ovulating.
Speaker 1: Eminem like filtered through a brain that's having the like
Speaker 1: mini stroke that Mitch McConnell earlier. But your husband's heart
Speaker 1: problem is ovulating wait what filter am I, Oh, someone
Speaker 1: needs to do that. Let's take a quick break and
Speaker 1: we'll come back and talk you up, and we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back, So you know, I was. We're pretty excited.
Speaker 1: We're pretty hyped on these UFO hearings on Capitol Hill.
Speaker 1: The Pentagon whistleblower who has super high Pentagon clearance, which
Speaker 1: impressed me. I just love the stories. The stories are
Speaker 1: pretty pretty wild hearing. People have like gone back and
Speaker 1: been like, here's some other stuff that he's claimed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: David Grush has like has won where he claims that
Speaker 1: one of the UFOs was acquired by the US government
Speaker 1: from Mussolini and with the help of Pope Pious the Twelfth,
Speaker 1: like Pope Pious the twelfth spot and was like hit
Speaker 1: the CIA up and they came through or whatever the
Speaker 1: CIA was at that time, and they came through and
Speaker 1: like took it away. And then there's also so the
Speaker 1: Roswell incident has been I think a lot of people
Speaker 1: think that as like pretty settled. Like the military has
Speaker 1: basically come out and been like, Okay, it wasn't a
Speaker 1: weather balloon. It was a high altitude balloon that we
Speaker 1: were testing out in order to monitor Russian nuclear tests.
Speaker 1: We didn't want anyone to know about the high altitude
Speaker 1: spy balloon, so we just let you believe it was UFOs.
Speaker 2: And he has been on the record being like you
Speaker 2: want you might want to believe what those you know,
Speaker 2: he seems like he's thinks.
Speaker 1: Roswell is like UFOs. So people are like, maybe this.
Speaker 2: Guy covert man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean that's that's the thing. Like when
Speaker 1: you get into this level, it's like, yeah, you find
Speaker 1: like him saying really wild shit, and I guess it
Speaker 1: makes sense to me, Like it's not impossible that somebody
Speaker 1: with high level Pentagon clearance is also you know, that
Speaker 1: doesn't mean he's not using Google to quote do his
Speaker 1: own research or you know, since this is all based
Speaker 1: on interviews he's done with other people, it doesn't mean
Speaker 1: that he isn't interviewing people who have used the old
Speaker 1: Google rabbit whole methodology of doing their own research.
Speaker 2: So fair.
Speaker 1: I think maybe I was lent giving a little too
Speaker 1: much weight to like but he has high level Pentagon clearance,
Speaker 1: so no.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think he gives at the very least,
Speaker 2: it does give some level of credibility. More and more so,
Speaker 2: the fact that like, well, this person could have access
Speaker 2: to some shit like this, more so than like if
Speaker 2: they're truthful or not. It's more like, well, I mean
Speaker 2: somebody with that might see some shit like that. So
Speaker 2: that in my mind, I'm like, that's okay, okay, go on, sirt,
Speaker 2: go on, what do you have to say? The thing
Speaker 2: that I found, like one scientist is making this point.
Speaker 2: They're like, all right, so these are alien aircraft or
Speaker 2: you know, these vehicles are like breaking the laws of
Speaker 2: known physics, and they like so these aliens are pretty
Speaker 2: pretty smart, presumably, but they just like can't stop fucking
Speaker 2: crash landing on the planet. Once they get here, they
Speaker 2: make the voyage the stars, yeah right, the range was
Speaker 2: all inaccurate, so they're like fuck rather battery. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The number of the number of crashes, Like this guy
Speaker 1: Michael Garrett, who is a radio astronomer at Manchester University,
Speaker 1: is like, if there were all these alien spacecraft crashing
Speaker 1: on Earth, that seems a bit weird. You'd think that
Speaker 1: they could travel between the start that if they could
Speaker 1: travel between the stars, they could get the last point
Speaker 1: zero zeros or zero one percent of the journey right too,
Speaker 1: which I I think that's a pretty good point. I
Speaker 1: have been like keeping an eye on the UK and
Speaker 1: the BBC for their kind of I feel like there
Speaker 1: may be a little bit more sober about this than
Speaker 1: I am. Like, like, I feel like this shit is
Speaker 1: being taken less seriously by other countries, and I think
Speaker 1: America just has generally has this great need to be
Speaker 1: meaningful and important. And you know, some of us were
Speaker 1: raised with the idea that there is some all powerful
Speaker 1: god in this guy, you know, before coming to our senses.
Speaker 1: And I could just see, you know, that top heavy
Speaker 1: model of the universe being like there's got to be
Speaker 1: something powerful and smart at the top, like being you know,
Speaker 1: a reason that Americans need this a little bit more
Speaker 1: than maybe other countries that have like stopped believing in
Speaker 1: that shit two hundred years ago. So I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to be kind of so reminded and
Speaker 1: objective about my own interest in this a little bit.
Speaker 1: But I am still like that none of the doubts
Speaker 1: that people have thrown out since yesterday or two days
Speaker 1: ago has made me like not interested in that sort
Speaker 1: of think it's not an interesting thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the fact being like, okay, so they're
Speaker 2: so they're so lit with the technology that they just
Speaker 2: fucking these things just fucking crash all the time. That
Speaker 2: was a little bit more like right that I that
Speaker 2: that sort of seems like a bit of a jump there.
Speaker 2: But I think for the thing that really that makes
Speaker 2: me like interested in this shit is just because, like
Speaker 2: you know, I just firmly believe that the universe is
Speaker 2: so vast that there's there's no way that we can
Speaker 2: be the only intelligent like life forms out there now.
Speaker 2: Whether or not they make it here is a completely
Speaker 2: other thing. But I think I also just I think,
Speaker 2: like philosophically, I like anything that sort of give people
Speaker 2: the idea that we are not the fucking center of everything, yeah,
Speaker 2: and that we are part of just a gigantic fucking
Speaker 2: universe and we got this one little spot over here.
Speaker 2: But the shit that happens to us or could to
Speaker 2: happen to like our in our lives or the planet
Speaker 2: or whatever, it's no different than being any other creature
Speaker 2: on this planet. And being human is no like different.
Speaker 2: So I don't know, I think from that perspective, I
Speaker 2: just I just I think that's I'm like I want
Speaker 2: to feel that that sentiment is sort of validated in
Speaker 2: like a very empirical way.
Speaker 1: But I feel like the U get that also, Like
Speaker 1: if we're talking about cultural biases and the US wanting
Speaker 1: like this big, spectacular, earth shattering power, powerful thing or
Speaker 1: revelation that like we're the ones to discover, I think
Speaker 1: the UK could be seen as having a bias where
Speaker 1: they're hostile towards things that prove they're not the center
Speaker 1: of the universe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they love colonizers right right exactly, But they're like,
Speaker 3: we would have colonize them though, So yeah, cat like, oh,
Speaker 3: maybe they have a queen that they're doing it for,
Speaker 3: a queen, a giant queen aunt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what what has your experience with these hearings,
Speaker 1: the news cycle of the past few days.
Speaker 3: I just feel like they've been trickling this stuff the
Speaker 3: past few years of like oh yeah we got UFOs,
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we got some aliens. Oh you you thought
Speaker 3: we didn't, you fools.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But then I'm like, if they're telling us they have them,
Speaker 3: that feels like it's uh, they're doing not to trick
Speaker 3: us into something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's that is the That is the question that
Speaker 1: like I see a lot of smart people being like
Speaker 1: this feels like a distraction that they're letting these people
Speaker 1: say this, because you're going there's going to be like
Speaker 1: the universe is so vast, there's gonna be a lot
Speaker 1: of like hard to explain things from a human perspective,
Speaker 1: and maybe you know, the these aren't aliens. These are
Speaker 1: some other like anomalists thing that we're just like unable
Speaker 1: to explain currently.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's aliens rights the difference, yeah.
Speaker 2: And so that.
Speaker 1: But they're letting this bubble up because it's there. There's
Speaker 1: like something else they're trying to distract us from. I
Speaker 1: don't understand like what the motivation is for the specific
Speaker 1: people who are like being the whistleblowers and kind of
Speaker 1: like burning down their careers useful idiots. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: that would be the The idea is that they're doing it.
Speaker 3: To distract us because then they're gonna be like th oh,
Speaker 3: the aliens of weapons of mass destruction, so we have
Speaker 3: to colonize the moon, right or it's the thing.
Speaker 2: Well, because like the thing that always intrigued me or
Speaker 2: like was interesting was that like they're saying that there's
Speaker 2: like global cooperation about this, yet like on the the
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't see any other form of real
Speaker 2: global cooperation ever happening like with the aliens though, for sure.
Speaker 2: And I guess maybe the logic would be eventually just
Speaker 2: to like ramp up more spending to like figure out
Speaker 2: it's like now we're in a fucking alien tech arms
Speaker 2: race that we've got to really fucking fire up or something.
Speaker 2: But it was strange though, to see that committee be
Speaker 2: so fucking bipartisan. It was very strange, Like, yeah, that
Speaker 2: was that's the big tell.
Speaker 3: I'm like, people couldn't get it together to work on
Speaker 3: COVID internationally, right, Yeah, you're telling me the world's gonna
Speaker 3: come together for aliens.
Speaker 2: I mean, we saw an independence Day. I mean you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Pilots from many countries flew together
Speaker 2: as one.
Speaker 1: The one thing I'm seeing, like trond it out as
Speaker 1: another like everybody calm down thing is that they're like
Speaker 1: astronomers aren't reporting any of these things. They they their
Speaker 1: job is to monitor the skies with these powerful telescope
Speaker 1: That one feels, I don't know, less convincing to me,
Speaker 1: just because it doesn't seem like what astronomers are looking
Speaker 1: for is necessarily the same thing that the military would
Speaker 1: be or or that like the things that the military
Speaker 1: is picking up whatever they are. The military is so
Speaker 1: well funded that they like misplaced two billion dollars like
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, like they this is they're everywhere,
Speaker 1: and they have like incredible weaponry and machinery too, like
Speaker 1: a saying that like, well, scientists would have seen this
Speaker 1: by now. If it's like the military is so much
Speaker 1: bigger and more well funded than the sciences, the science, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: So I don't know, and it you know, AVI Lobe
Speaker 1: came through and was like, yeah that like the telescopes
Speaker 1: that we've been looking into the sky with are not
Speaker 1: focused on that, they wouldn't see like what these people
Speaker 1: are describing, right. So the thing that like I keep
Speaker 1: coming back to is the fighter pilots, like that one
Speaker 1: thing where they saw they sensed a weird thing like
Speaker 1: dropped from high altitudes down to the ocean, uh in
Speaker 1: like too fast to make any sense. They scrambled fighter
Speaker 1: jets to that location and they saw with their eyes
Speaker 1: with like four people saw with their eyes the tic
Speaker 1: tac thing like come up and then like do some
Speaker 1: wild impossible shit based on our understanding of physics. That's
Speaker 1: the one that like still sticks with me, is like
Speaker 1: I don't understand why this would have come together the
Speaker 1: way it did. Like why a like you know, just
Speaker 1: work a day fighter pilot would and and three other
Speaker 1: fighter pilots would conspire to like make this story up.
Speaker 3: Because they're bored in the desert looking at the sky
Speaker 3: all day.
Speaker 1: It's like when the ocean is a desert with its
Speaker 1: life underground.
Speaker 2: It's like when this girl in my eighth grade class
Speaker 2: lied and said Rebecca Lobo was her mom the basketball
Speaker 2: player for the New York Liberty, And we were like, no,
Speaker 2: she isn't. And we're like, what the fuck was that about?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 2: Just for attention? You know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that is.
Speaker 2: No, she was not. You know what's funny though, and
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to take it there. We want to we
Speaker 2: were we went to we had like a trip where
Speaker 2: we're going to the East coast and we're like, oh,
Speaker 2: where's your mom at? You know, because you say, you
Speaker 2: say she's always playing in the WNBA like maybe she
Speaker 2: pulled she'll pull up, and then she like she starts
Speaker 2: she started acting stupid about it, like she never said that.
Speaker 1: Ship she was froze for thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: Yeah in the middle, we know your that's not your
Speaker 2: last name, isn't even Lobo full in the mad crazy when.
Speaker 3: Kids are compulsive iyers like that, and you're like, do
Speaker 3: you think no one's gonna check?
Speaker 2: Well, like just quick maths already alone, like already negated
Speaker 2: that because at the time, what Recca Globo was born
Speaker 2: in seventy three and this person was born in eighty four, right,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? So I'm like, your mother
Speaker 2: was nine.
Speaker 3: Like people are like, real, oh, my dad is Spider Man. Yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 1: Means might be telling them that. I'm not saying that
Speaker 1: from personal experience, but.
Speaker 2: Jesus, yeah, you're knocking it off.
Speaker 3: Stop letting everyone know you're Spider Man. You're gonna j
Speaker 3: Jenna j Jonah Jamison is never gonna let you.
Speaker 1: I got with them after this, he's fucking Spider Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The fame thing, I guess is the like that everybody
Speaker 1: wants to be famous in the modern world, and even
Speaker 1: though like you know, nobody has become famous in a
Speaker 1: good way in US history from being like I saw aliens,
Speaker 1: Like maybe it's.
Speaker 3: Just the are you forgetting Tom DeLong but.
Speaker 1: He didn't go he was famous in the more famous
Speaker 1: you think, where are you?
Speaker 3: I like aliens from San Diego where they live.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry about the aliens. Yeah right now, Like
Speaker 2: he's like dunking on everybody on his Twitter right now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 3: With the aliens at the Alien Show. They're so cool
Speaker 3: and I want to see where they come from.
Speaker 1: So my overall position on this is like cautiously intrigued
Speaker 1: and just going to keep paying attention for Yeah.
Speaker 2: For me, For me, I'm like, you know, I'm open
Speaker 2: to it. Yeah, I'm I'm uap curious. I mean so
Speaker 2: I just want to you know. But like for me too,
Speaker 2: it's not going to be enough for this guy to
Speaker 2: be like, yo, I saw this, there's not human biologics
Speaker 2: or whatever. I'm like, fucking come with receipts.
Speaker 3: The term non human biologics got me intrigued.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, when when they were like in these operators,
Speaker 2: they were He's like, they did recover, not human biologics.
Speaker 2: I was paying hold on what biological.
Speaker 3: Non human biologica, the new fragrance biologic Hell, oh thank
Speaker 3: you that will it's a skincare podcast now, yeah.
Speaker 1: Please all right Molly anything to add on UFOs.
Speaker 3: No, I was just thinking of more ways to sing
Speaker 3: blank within eighty two songs about UFOs.
Speaker 1: Well, it's been a pleasure having you as always. Where
Speaker 1: can people find you?
Speaker 2: Follow you all that good stuff always?
Speaker 3: I know you can find me on Instagram at Molly Underscore, Lambert,
Speaker 3: watching Waiting, looking at the skies for Aliens.
Speaker 1: Yes, there it is. Is there a working media you've
Speaker 1: been enjoying?
Speaker 3: Say it ain't so oh ufo? There it is, Turn
Speaker 3: the Leaves Off, carry Me Home, the same song as
Speaker 3: sail Away that I was singing at the beginning by stick.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can find me Molly Underscore, Lambert on Instagram.
Speaker 3: That's it. I'm off Twitter aka x x so yeah
Speaker 3: for now I'm on I'm on Instagram. But you can
Speaker 3: find me and I'll be back with more podcasts.
Speaker 2: See you will.
Speaker 1: Is there work a media that you've been enjoying.
Speaker 3: I've just been watching the Mary Tyler Moore Show. I know,
Speaker 3: every time you guys talk to me, I'm like, yo,
Speaker 3: you heard of this show.
Speaker 2: Cheers, But it's fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: It has been. I kind of went back where I
Speaker 3: went like like Cheers, Taxi Mary Tyler Moore Show.
Speaker 1: There we Go.
Speaker 3: Mary Tyler Moore Show is so fucking good and honestly
Speaker 3: makes you think about the strike a lot and be like, Wow,
Speaker 3: isn't it crazy how a show that's well written can
Speaker 3: just like stand the test of forever right, and a
Speaker 3: show that's not well written like nobody cares. Yeah, almost
Speaker 3: like they need to pay the goddamn writers.
Speaker 1: Almost.
Speaker 2: It's almost like it's art that we have to preserve
Speaker 2: and not just turn towards content.
Speaker 3: Content, God, the AI content the way they're just like,
Speaker 3: it's going.
Speaker 2: To be great, I mean good. When's the last time
Speaker 2: we saw was Van Vought? Van Vought?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we saw we saw an outbrain headline that was
Speaker 1: it's no big secret, why no nobody wants to hire
Speaker 1: Van Vought anymore in Hollywood or something along those lines,
Speaker 1: with a picture of Vince Vaughan. So they just like
Speaker 1: got they malfunctioned and got Vince Vaughn's name as Van Vought.
Speaker 1: And I think that sums up what we're all headed for.
Speaker 1: That's what our movies are gonna be.
Speaker 3: Like, somebody I know named Van is running for I
Speaker 3: think WGA president because he was one of the first
Speaker 3: people to bring up AI last year. He was like
Speaker 3: the only person who ran on the anti AI platform
Speaker 3: last year because he was like, you know, you heard
Speaker 3: about this AI stuff. They're gonna fuck us. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: know his last name, but his name is Van the
Speaker 3: brand and check out his platform because truly, never never
Speaker 3: underestimate these ghouls. Yeah, and uh how coolish they are
Speaker 3: when it comes to exploiting workers. Yeah, they don't give
Speaker 3: a fuck.
Speaker 2: No, truly they don't. They don't.
Speaker 1: Miles, where can people find you? Follow you?
Speaker 2: Man? Find me on Twitter, Instagram, fucking threads, motherfucking TikTok.
Speaker 2: I don't post anything there. I just lurk on there.
Speaker 2: But anyway, Miles of Gray here, ray there. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: gotta lurk, you gotta look.
Speaker 3: I'm on there as a Molly Lambert world.
Speaker 2: Now, okay, do you post anything? You're just lurking, just lurking.
Speaker 3: But I think I might start posting sometime. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: when I have a podcast to promote. I think I'm
Speaker 3: gonna become a TikTok guy. I also think TikTok is
Speaker 3: so much better than every other social media I've ever
Speaker 3: used in my life.
Speaker 2: It is pretty that's all passing it's like the one
Speaker 2: platform I.
Speaker 3: Feared it, but it's better because it's like the other ones,
Speaker 3: like Twitter makes me feel bad and like get engaged
Speaker 3: in like fighting about stuff that I don't really even
Speaker 3: care about. Yeah, TikTok is just like here's a bar
Speaker 3: eating a watermelon right exactly.
Speaker 2: It's like, here's how you make this wonderful salmj soup.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I started getting the ones where like things just
Speaker 3: are getting crushed by a hydraulic press. Hydraulic press. I
Speaker 3: can watch that all day and night.
Speaker 2: It's so and one of them, and there's like one
Speaker 2: of like a lego doing really good against it, like handling.
Speaker 3: Really that makes sense if you've ever stepped on a lego,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it ends up be coming to the.
Speaker 3: Dads and the chat dads in the chat. Nothing better
Speaker 3: than a dad stepping on a lego and trying to
Speaker 3: not curse and.
Speaker 4: Be like, oh, I'm cursing, fuck fucking kidding me now,
Speaker 4: I have a I go indent in my foot forever.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. And also find us Miles and Jack on
Speaker 2: Mad Boosti's NBA podcast. Also to catch me on the
Speaker 2: true crime podcast The Good Thief and fortunately d fiance
Speaker 2: tweets I like a couple. Let's see Janet or Jane
Speaker 2: of the North at Jane ot N on Twitter said
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that Mitch McConnell appears to have suffered a
Speaker 2: medical incident. He'll have the best healthcare the taxpayers money
Speaker 2: can buy and return to work to abolish Medicare and
Speaker 2: Social Security for the rest of us. There you go,
Speaker 2: so get fucked. And then Ali Maynard at Miss Maine tweeted,
Speaker 2: aliens are going to be super confused when they show
Speaker 2: up threaten to overthrow our leaders, and we're all stoked
Speaker 2: and offer to help.
Speaker 1: That's good. You can find me on Twitter at Jack
Speaker 1: Underscore O'Brien on threat that Jack underscore, Oh underscore Brian.
Speaker 2: Some tweets, some exes.
Speaker 1: I've been enjoying. House of Decline tweeted pastor Jesus died
Speaker 1: for your sins, me vexed and Ben Roseen tweeted lunchable
Speaker 1: in venture eating pizza. What if this was cold and sucked.
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Speaker 1: information that we talked about in today's episode, as well
Speaker 1: as a song that we think you might enjoy. Oh, Miles,
Speaker 1: is there a song that you think people might.
Speaker 2: I think you will if you like Hiatus Coyote like
Speaker 2: I do, one of my favorite bands. You know they
Speaker 2: have everybody in that band is a fantastic musician. They
Speaker 2: all have different solo projects. The keyboard player Simon Maban
Speaker 2: has a new solo project. It's really dope. This track
Speaker 2: is called Good hair Day and it's just like super
Speaker 2: feel good, kind of discoee adjacent, clavinet pumping keyboard play.
Speaker 2: It's just funky. So this is a good one to
Speaker 2: kick your weekend off. Have a good hair day. And
Speaker 2: if you don't have a hair like me, hey, just
Speaker 2: just envision it for yourself. So Simon mabn good hair.
Speaker 1: You can have a good hair day when you decide
Speaker 1: to fully commit to that blonde wig. Miles, Yeah, like
Speaker 1: we've been discussing.
Speaker 2: You know, I I know, but I got someone someone
Speaker 2: called it out for being synthetic at a party, so
Speaker 2: I'm kind of yeah, I kind of go down on myself.
Speaker 1: They wanted like real horse hair, or they want animal,
Speaker 1: they want to die.
Speaker 2: I think they wanted to get that real that Scandinavian.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, I guess I'm okay with Scandinavians having.
Speaker 1: Died for your wake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, of course.
Speaker 1: All right, Well we will link off to that song
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