WEBVTT - Peter Pan is Rumpelstiltskin's Dad 0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:06.560 Ulan was in an early season and she's a lesbian Bulan. 0:00:06.880 --> 0:00:11.520 She was in love with Sleeping Beauty. No, she's Sheen. 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:18.919 I'm me, No me, not my name? Yo? Yo? What 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:23.560 is your childhood? I am a cook chokra. 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:25.880 Yo? 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:40.600 What's going down? Before? So round? I'm Roseamu and I'm 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:44.760 fran Torado. Yesterday's pop Culture, Today's takes. You know the drill? Rose, 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:49.000 Guess what I watched yesterday? What did you watch? I'm 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:51.239 not gonna guess. You're never gonna it's it's actually not 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:53.760 really that guessable because I actually felt like the movie 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:57.400 was a little forgettable. It was talk to me, you 0:00:57.600 --> 0:01:00.400 thought it was forgettable. I thought it was, well, okay. 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:04.720 The problem, honestly was the hype, like people were really 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:08.520 hyping up this movie, and it really was just another 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:10.880 scary movie. I do, yeah, I think I said that 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:13.240 when I talked about it. I saw it that people 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:16.160 were saying it was like the best horror movie of 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:18.280 the year. It was like elevated. It was like on 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:20.920 the level of hereditarian. It's not. It's it's a really 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:25.280 good horror movie, but it's not anything groundbreaking. Yes, I 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:27.080 remember you talking about it I'm sitting here on the 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:29.839 Patreon trying to echo and amplify my colleague and say 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:32.680 that it really was. It was the thing for me. Okay, 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:36.160 so obviously the casting was insane. The like I thought 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:39.600 that the main girl, the final girl, which you know, 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:42.759 she was awesome. She was really good, and I loved 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:45.959 seeing Miranda Otto getting work is that she was the 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:50.680 mom she's Ao in from Lord of the Rings, Oh 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:55.240 my god, And she was aunt Zelda in Chilling Adventures 0:01:55.240 --> 0:02:00.480 of Sabrina. Did you call Chilling Adventures of Oh wait, wait, girl, 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:05.080 girl girl. I watched every single episode of Chilling Adventures 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:07.640 of Sabrina and it never, not once realized that that 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:12.440 was a own Yeah, girl, Oh my god, I am 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:16.400 no man, I am a man. That's I am no mom. Wait, 0:02:16.600 --> 0:02:19.880 that's fucking wild. She ate in that movie. She was 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:22.600 really really good. She should have had more to do. Honestly, 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:25.000 I kind of wish that she had to, like really like, yeah, 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:27.400 the monster. But I think it was smart that the 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:32.480 parents were these very sort of satellite figures because that 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:34.840 allowed everything to happen the way it happened. 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:35.119 Yeah. 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:38.440 I mean, it's a very well made movie, but it's 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:41.560 not you know, the past couple of years, there's been 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:45.000 this whole conversation around elevated horror with you know, things 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:47.280 like Hereditarian, the Witch and that kind of stuff, and 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:49.959 this is not that. It's just a really well made 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:53.880 scary movie. Yeah, I mean it felt elevated in that, 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:57.200 like the script wasn't complete garbage, but it is still 0:02:57.280 --> 0:03:01.960 pretty silly. Like they're likening demon possession into like junkie culture. 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:04.360 Like they were basically like this girl was basically getting 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:07.760 addicted to being possessed by demons. Yeah, and like they 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:11.000 all kind of got well like ghosts, demons, ghosts, right, 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:14.200 and and they think that they there was this kind 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:16.920 of like rushy like I don't know, it was it 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:19.480 was interesting. I thought that the whole premise was interesting 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:21.680 and it wasn't something that I'd seen before, but it 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:23.560 really was not that scary. I thought. I watched it 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:25.440 with Dakota last night because I was just like, I 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:27.760 can't watch this alone. But I totally could have watched 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:32.480 it alone and been fine, Yeah, it's not there's it's 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:34.960 there's not a lot of jump scares. It's really more 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:39.000 movie about tension, and obviously tension is incredibly important in 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:44.320 horror movies and also very important to Kylie Minogue. Yes, 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:47.520 it was a single name. I still haven't listened to 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:51.520 the Kylie album in full and like a in a 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:54.440 way where I'm paying attention to it. I've I've had 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:58.080 it on in the background doing other things, but I 0:03:58.120 --> 0:04:01.440 haven't done a close read. But yet I have listened 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:05.720 to it all the way through while working. Yeah, the 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:10.000 singles are it like for me, like I'm gonna listen again. 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:15.160 But like Kylie just from her going off of like 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:20.520 her last album, like her stuff can really blend together. 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:23.640 Sometimes it's kind of a Carly Ray Jeffson effect where 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:26.479 it's like, yeah, like every song is like a bop, 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:28.760 like this is good, like I love this disco like 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:32.000 Queen like but then you like can't really tell like 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:37.279 the last song from the song before it. Mm, yeah, 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:41.440 but you know I'll listen again. Well. On the subject 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:44.760 of horror movies, I saw The nun too last week. 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:47.520 I've never seen any noun movie. Well, I watched Well 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:50.040 there's only two of them, although they exist in the 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:53.040 Conjuring universe. I've never seen any of those movies like 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:56.719 Annabel or anything. Wait wait, wait, wait wait, I actually 0:04:57.760 --> 0:05:02.120 only learning last night that Conjuring, Annabelle the Nun are 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:06.080 all related. Yes, they all exist in the same cinemas Insidious. 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:09.760 Also in that ords is something else. It might be. 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:15.880 I don't know, but I watched The Nun recently because 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:20.760 one of my TikTok mutuals was talking about it because 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:24.839 she's obsessed with nuns and she was and she's like 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:28.520 loves horror movies and said it was actually good. So 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:30.600 I watched it, and the first movie is good, even 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:37.000 though Testa Formilia is just such a nothing actress. So 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:39.599 last week I was actually I was supposed to go 0:05:39.600 --> 0:05:42.200 on a date for I was supposed to go on 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:45.200 a date with this guy who had canceled on me 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:46.960 once before, and then we made plans to go on 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:48.599 a date and then the day of I was like 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:51.880 messaging him and didn't hear from him, and so I 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:54.279 was like, Okay, well, I'm just gonna take myself to 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:58.479 the movies and like, do that are you kidding me? Did? 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:01.280 He never respond? No? He did, Like by the time 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:03.359 I like, as I was sitting down in the theater, 0:06:03.520 --> 0:06:05.279 he messaged me and told me that there was a 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:10.120 crack in his ceiling and oh, I'm s and like, 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:12.520 even if it's true, it's just like, why didn't you 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:15.320 say that this is the this is the second time 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:17.800 something like this has happened. So I'm just like, it's 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:21.120 not worth it to me. So I'm just done. But 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:24.480 I saw the Nun too, that guy, I saw the 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:29.640 nunto and it was bad, so bad, it was bad. 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:33.000 So the plot of the Nun movies is there's this 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:37.960 demon who takes the form of a nun because it's 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:43.080 like its whole purpose is to be just like incredibly blasphemous. Okay, 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:46.080 so that's why it, you know, stunts as a nun. 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:48.919 And I'm assuming the origin is somewhere along the lines 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:51.559 of like it used to be in a convent. Katie 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:55.120 Perry started renting the convent. Yes, yeah, well no, so 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:57.760 it held her original mortal form. Yes, it was, well, 0:06:57.800 --> 0:07:00.440 it was in a convent. And then it takes place 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:05.120 in the fifties and in the first movie, because of 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:08.479 the bombings during World War Two, the like ground was 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:11.000 split open in this convent and let this demon out 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:13.160 because it had been sealed in there with the blood 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:19.280 of Jesus Christ. And Tessa Formilia is a prospective nun. 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:24.160 She hasn't taken her vows yet and she has like 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:28.440 ecstatic visions from God and so she is sent to 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:31.480 the convent and she helps like defeat this demon, but 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:34.880 it turns out they didn't defeat it, and it attaches 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:38.280 itself to this really hot guy who then in the 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:41.440 second movie is like going around to all these churches 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:47.360 and like killing priests because they're looking for this saint's' eyes. Okay, 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:50.000 and I'm almost into that, but it wasn't good. Yeah, 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:53.760 And Tessa Formilia and teams up with storm Read, who's 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:58.120 also a nun. Storm Read was doing. She's very out 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:00.440 of place in the movie. That's because she's such an 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:07.400 amazing Oh also, Susan from the Narnia movies, isn't it 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:10.520 as a teacher at a convent. I fucking love her. 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:13.600 I knew who she was immediately because she has such 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:18.280 a specific face. Her a little like porcelain dollphace. Yes, yeah, 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:21.760 she looks like a doll, she does. And so, I, 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:26.800 I mean, Tessa Formilia is just not a good actress. 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:31.520 And I and I did tweet this, and you know, 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:34.360 I hate to like reuse jokes that I made on Twitter already, 0:08:34.400 --> 0:08:38.520 but I will I will forgive her for her acting 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:43.240 in the nun to the absolute second that The Guilden 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:49.320 Age season two starts and not a moment before. But yeah, 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:51.520 it was not a good movie. But and it wasn't 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:54.040 even that scary. But there were some a few good 0:08:54.720 --> 0:09:02.040 jump scares and that, so that was disappointing. But there's 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:06.440 something else I've been watching that we need to talk about. 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:08.640 As long as it's not The Gilded Age, I'm okay, 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:17.160 Well it's worse. So for some reason, last weekend. Okay, 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:19.440 so for anyone who doesn't live in New York, we've 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:23.640 had two very rainy weekends in a row. So last 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:27.079 weekend it like rained all weekend. I wasn't doing anything 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:32.640 well except I went to baby tap runch. For some reason, 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:38.240 I decided to start watching the ABC series Once Upon 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:45.560 a Time, which is from two thousand eleven. Whoa, I 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:49.680 thought it was actually way for much longer. I did too. 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:52.920 I thought it was likely it must have been something 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:54.720 that came on like while I was in high school. 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.560 But no, it's starting in twenty eleven. Wow, I might 0:09:57.559 --> 0:10:00.400 as well been have been from the nineties. Like I 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:04.600 watched the first season when it originally aired, and maybe 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:06.760 a little bit of the second season. But I fell 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:10.200 off because it's because it's Once upon a Time, because 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:13.079 it's Once apon a Time, and it's insane. It is 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:19.640 so the it's like the writers, I'm like worried about them. 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:22.360 I'm worried about the people who wrote it. Does it 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:26.120 does it jump off of like Disney plot points like 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:29.440 it used so Disney ip right to show the story. 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:34.640 The story of the show is there's this Girlie who 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:39.360 is like, she's a bail bonds person and this little boy, 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:43.480 this little boy comes to find her and he's like, 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:46.960 I'm your son who gave up ten years ago, and 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:50.120 I live in this town in Maine that is full 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:52.880 of fairy tale characters who don't remember who they are. 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:54.720 Of course it would be in Maine, And so she 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:57.720 goes with him. And what has happened is there's this 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:03.800 world where all fairy Hill characters exist together and the 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:07.720 evil Queen to get back at snow White. After snow 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:10.520 White like gets woken up by Prince Charming blah blah blah, 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:17.160 she cast this curse so that they're all transported to Storybrook, Maine, 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:20.560 and they all forget their lives and think they're just 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:24.200 normal people living in this town. So that's the whole 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:29.319 story first season. And the Girlie who was brought back 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:32.840 is the daughter of snow White and Prince Charming, because 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:35.800 right before the curse happened, they put her in a 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:41.640 magical wardrobe and transported her to our world because when 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:46.440 she they there was a prophecy made by Rumblestiltskinhe by 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:50.920 Rumblestiltskin that when she grew up she would break the curse. 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:53.680 And that's what happens. At the end of the first season, 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:56.439 she breaks the curse, they get their memories back, and 0:11:56.520 --> 0:12:00.079 then so the first season is like pretty tight and 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:02.720 it's made by the peep by two of the writers 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:05.560 have Lost. I don't know if you ever watched Lost, 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:09.040 but they use the convention of loss, which is like 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:11.600 half of the episodes are flashbacks and they like tell 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:15.920 you like a character's backstory, but it's also sort of 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:19.079 like yellow jackets vibes, and so Once upon a Time 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:22.000 does that. So half of every episode is or like 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:24.920 three quarters of every episode is like what's going on 0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:28.800 in present day and then or maybe like two thirds 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:33.120 and then one third is a certain character's backstory, and 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:35.720 you see how all of the different characters have like 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:39.960 intertwined and like everyone is related to everyone. And I've 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:42.880 been I told Ryan that I was watching this, and 0:12:42.920 --> 0:12:45.320 I've been texting him sort of like random out of 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:48.960 context things like just found out that Peter Pan is 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:56.400 Rumpelstiltskin's dad, or like Peter Pan isn't a version that's crazy, no, 0:12:56.960 --> 0:13:01.280 because of like magic and they didn't even have sex. 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:03.920 They just like had like no, no, no, no, he was 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:05.959 he had he was a father, and he like grew 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:10.000 up and then used like dark magic to become young. Again. 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:14.920 What the mental backflips these writers have to do in 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:18.240 order to like it's just a reality gymnasium. Yeah, and 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:21.679 what else? In the third season, the Wicked Witch of 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:25.320 the West is one of the main antagonists. So in 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:28.880 the past, So I started watching this last weekend and 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:32.120 in the past week I've watched three and a half season. 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:38.640 I have nothing else but watching Once upon a Time, 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:41.920 And like I'm just keeping it on while I'm doing 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:45.080 other things, and I'll tune back in when someone says, 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:49.320 like we have to save Belle from from her husband 0:13:49.440 --> 0:13:52.840 rumble Stiltskin. No, no, no no, no yea Belle Belle 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:55.360 from Beauty and the Beast. Rumbel Stiltskin is the Beast 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:58.760 from Beauty and the Beast. He also is the crocodile 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:02.800 from Peter Pan and he's Peter Pan's dad. No, Peter 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:06.760 Pan is his dad. Peter Pan is. Wait, So rum 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:10.440 Why is rumble Steelskin a primary character in this Oh, 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:12.439 he's because he's like the main antagon. Him and the 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:15.880 Evil Queen are the main antagonist. But the Evil Queen 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:19.960 who is sickening, she gets redeemed and like becomes a 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:23.440 good person and falls in love with Robin Hood. But 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:26.720 rumble Stiltskin kind of goes back and forth because his 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:28.720 whole thing at the beginning is like he has to 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:31.800 find his son. Is there anybody that are there? Anybody? 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:35.320 Is there? Anybody famous? And Jennifer Goodwin was is like 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:41.800 the top billed person she was on Big Love, but 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:45.760 she's that's kind of the only thing she's she's done since. Okay. 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:50.240 Jamie Dornan, who was in Fifty Shades of Gray, was 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:53.880 in the first season as the Huntsman from Snow White Love. Hat. 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:59.920 Joanna Swisher Garcia, who hosted The Queer ultimatum is Ariel 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:05.560 from The Little Mermaids at one point is like Friends 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:09.840 with snow White. So the season i'm watching now season four. Wait, 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:14.280 I've watched four. I've watched four plus seasons now in 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:18.520 the past week. You're like, hey, no, I'm not. So 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:23.280 the season that I'm watching now it's Frozen Anna and Elsa. 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:26.440 No it's not. Yeah, no it's not. Because this is 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:30.920 like twenty fourteen, so this is like peak Frozen Mania. 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:33.040 And this was the thing with the show because it 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:37.280 was on ABC, so they had access to Disney IP 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:42.920 so they put every character in. They put Frozenzen like 0:15:43.080 --> 0:15:47.920 it's not even just fairy tale characters like Victor Frankenstein 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:51.920 is in it. No, King Midas isn't it and his 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:55.520 daughter is supposed to marry Prince Charming but he leaves 0:15:55.520 --> 0:15:58.040 her for snow White. Okay, who else? Give me more? 0:15:59.080 --> 0:16:00.840 I'm Ursula was in it, but it was kind of 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:03.000 a fake out. But then it turns out she isn't 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:04.760 it the Wicked Witch of the West. As I mentioned, 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:08.080 Dorothy wasn't it? And I have a and I saw 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:11.640 a spoiler that Dorothy and Little Red Ridinghood have a 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:15.640 lesbian relationship at something. I know, it's just so insane 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:18.280 that the fuck it's a fan fiction. This is the 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:23.280 world's most high profile Disney fan fiction. Like, but it's 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:26.720 crazy and they do kind of the later in I 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:29.360 get to it, the more they sort of like wink 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:32.160 wink to the fact that everyone is related and like 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:36.160 it's super ridiculous, meaning they're all incestuous, Like they're all 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:38.800 fucking no, they're not incestuous. It's just like the family 0:16:38.880 --> 0:16:43.120 tree is very convoluted, but it's it ran for seven seasons. 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:47.320 I'm only gonna watch six because the seventh season is 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:51.040 like a reboot kind of a yeah, it's like they 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:54.920 like they like start with new characters, Like the story 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:58.000 of the the that we're following ends at the end 0:16:58.080 --> 0:17:00.520 of the sixth season. From what I've heard, that is 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:04.960 so I I honestly okay, I don't even know how 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:07.840 to process all of this, because this is actually literally 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:11.080 the first time I've ever heard the plot or like 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:13.199 conceit of Once upon a Time described to me in 0:17:13.280 --> 0:17:17.040 any capacity. I've only ever seen images of this show 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:20.560 and understood vaguely that it was like widely popular on 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:23.639 network TV. But because I don't watch Network TV. And 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:29.000 because it's Network TV, they're twenty two episodes. No, there's not. Yeah, 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:31.120 and are they are they forty five minutes to eat? Yep, 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:35.000 Holy shit, that's a lot of television. Rows. Yes, it 0:17:35.080 --> 0:17:38.400 was a really rainy weekend. But I'm concerned even for 0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:40.639 you and your well because I've been watching it, like 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:44.479 while I eat lunch. Right, I've been watching like five 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:51.080 to six episodes a night, Nike. That's a lot. That's 0:17:51.800 --> 0:17:54.359 I mean it is. If I was watching five or 0:17:54.400 --> 0:17:56.600 six episodes of Once Upon a Time to, like, you know, 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:59.640 at night, it would be a very sedating it would 0:17:59.680 --> 0:18:05.359 have a very dating I am fully and no thoughts 0:18:05.440 --> 0:18:07.960 head empty, and you know I can't. It's the kind 0:18:08.000 --> 0:18:10.879 of show where, like I am mostly paying attention, but 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:13.240 I also can be on my phone or something else. 0:18:13.400 --> 0:18:40.919 I mean, you know, Okay, maybe this is not necessarily 0:18:41.000 --> 0:18:43.359 my Once Upon a Time, but something that I have 0:18:43.520 --> 0:18:46.280 watched many, many, many episodes of, despite the fact that 0:18:46.359 --> 0:18:50.840 it is just simply not good. Is Project Runway. There 0:18:50.880 --> 0:18:53.400 was a new season that air Project Great. No, it's 0:18:53.520 --> 0:18:56.000 not it's not good. It's not a good show. The 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:58.720 judge used to be and yeah, it used to be, 0:18:58.920 --> 0:19:03.439 but the judge, I would never Yeah, I'm watching current current, 0:19:03.520 --> 0:19:06.960 like I'm watching this year's Project Runway with like Elaine 0:19:06.960 --> 0:19:11.040 Welterroth and Christian Siana who still hasn't like become a 0:19:11.080 --> 0:19:15.920 good him. Gun, he's just bitchy anyways. But No, that's 0:19:15.960 --> 0:19:17.760 like similarly like a show that I just like I 0:19:17.800 --> 0:19:20.240 have on. I'm like kind of paying attention. I'm kind 0:19:20.240 --> 0:19:22.639 of not I'll like clean the house while it's on, 0:19:23.560 --> 0:19:29.920 and I mean I'm mostly paying attention. I'm like pretty invested. 0:19:30.320 --> 0:19:35.119 It's a little it's sick and it's to them that's 0:19:35.200 --> 0:19:39.399 like they're sick. No, I'm sick too. I'm sick because 0:19:39.440 --> 0:19:43.240 I chose this. I chose this knowing that the quality 0:19:43.400 --> 0:19:49.400 is not good. The cgi is horrible. It's like shot 0:19:49.480 --> 0:19:53.720 you know and like can like British Columbia or something, 0:19:54.400 --> 0:19:57.960 and like the acting is awful, like the lead actress 0:19:58.040 --> 0:20:04.080 is so wooden and like bad and it. But I'm enthralled. 0:20:04.320 --> 0:20:08.719 G love. Look, I'm so happy that this is your journey. 0:20:08.760 --> 0:20:10.800 I don't know where it's gonna end or you're gonna 0:20:10.880 --> 0:20:12.679 you're not gonna finish it. You said, well, I'm going 0:20:12.760 --> 0:20:15.840 to finish the mean I'm going to finish six seasons. 0:20:15.880 --> 0:20:18.080 I'm on season four now, so and at the rate 0:20:18.080 --> 0:20:20.719 I've been going, well, I have a lot going on 0:20:20.760 --> 0:20:22.600 this week, and I'm gonna be out of town this weekend, 0:20:22.640 --> 0:20:24.560 so I probably won't finish it. What do you do 0:20:24.640 --> 0:20:28.040 this weekend? I'm going up to Beacon to stay with 0:20:28.080 --> 0:20:30.800 my cousin and her wife. Oh cut, that's gonna be 0:20:30.840 --> 0:20:33.000 a very nice little Yeah, We're gonna do like lots 0:20:33.040 --> 0:20:36.880 of autumnal stuff. I was gonna just take I've never 0:20:36.920 --> 0:20:39.440 been to Beacon. I was going to just take the train, 0:20:39.600 --> 0:20:43.280 but now I'm thinking maybe about renting a car and 0:20:43.400 --> 0:20:45.240 driving up. I thought that would be nice and then 0:20:45.280 --> 0:20:48.720 maybe I can do some antiquing and be able to 0:20:48.720 --> 0:20:51.480 bring stuff back with me. So Becon is the town, 0:20:51.840 --> 0:20:56.000 and DIA Beacon is like the art museum. Whatever can 0:20:56.040 --> 0:21:04.199 I say something? Sure DOA Becon is categorically boring. And 0:21:04.480 --> 0:21:09.640 I've never gone there and been like wow, what a 0:21:09.680 --> 0:21:13.960 great time? Like and and and we as New Yorkers 0:21:14.560 --> 0:21:18.000 try to go up there all the time, Like I'm 0:21:18.119 --> 0:21:22.760 constantly I've seen people with that mirror James Yeah, or 0:21:22.800 --> 0:21:25.280 the James Charles. It's like girl, we've seen this like 0:21:25.359 --> 0:21:27.600 and then they add new like sculptures or whatever. It 0:21:27.600 --> 0:21:29.520 all looks the same. It just looks like, you know, 0:21:29.600 --> 0:21:33.239 like I don't know, spray painted like junkyard objects, like 0:21:33.359 --> 0:21:37.119 in an empty lawn. Like do you begin as boring? 0:21:37.160 --> 0:21:39.240 Why are we going there? Why would it's more fun 0:21:39.280 --> 0:21:41.640 to literally just rent an Airbnb and stay inside, which 0:21:41.680 --> 0:21:43.720 is part It's like kind of what you're doing, You're 0:21:43.720 --> 0:21:46.639 just gonna well, you know, I'm staying at you know, 0:21:46.680 --> 0:21:49.520 a lovely house and a lovely house, but you're not 0:21:49.520 --> 0:21:52.359 gonna there again. And hopefully, hopefully we might because I 0:21:52.440 --> 0:21:54.680 kind of want to just be outside the whole weekend 0:21:54.720 --> 0:21:57.199 and like the leaves will be starting changing, but you 0:21:57.200 --> 0:21:59.960 won't go. I know that it's beautiful out there. Oh wait, 0:22:00.119 --> 0:22:02.840 so I have an update on that? What? So I 0:22:03.119 --> 0:22:08.120 recently update on your Apple allergy. I recently ate an 0:22:08.119 --> 0:22:10.440 Apple because I wanted to see, you know, like your 0:22:10.440 --> 0:22:14.520 body changes and like some people age out of allergies, 0:22:15.600 --> 0:22:20.720 I'm I'm still allergic. I'm still sensitive, but I don't 0:22:20.720 --> 0:22:23.160 think the allergy is quite as bad as it used 0:22:23.200 --> 0:22:26.200 to be, and it's like manageable enough that I can 0:22:26.440 --> 0:22:32.560 eat an apple. So I could go apple picking what 0:22:33.160 --> 0:22:36.480 and I'm considering it right, but you know, it's kind 0:22:36.480 --> 0:22:38.760 of it's not at the point. I kind of still 0:22:38.880 --> 0:22:41.080 only want to eat, want to eat an apple under 0:22:41.320 --> 0:22:45.040 kind of controlled circumstances. Cooked right, you can eat, can 0:22:45.080 --> 0:22:46.880 eat cooked out. You can have an apple pie, yes, 0:22:47.119 --> 0:22:49.560 or apple sauce or apple juice or apple cie. But 0:22:49.640 --> 0:22:53.400 this apple. But what I learned is that the darker 0:22:53.720 --> 0:22:57.200 red and apple is, the less allergens are in it. 0:22:57.720 --> 0:23:00.600 So I think that's like a little safer. Too bad 0:23:00.640 --> 0:23:04.040 that red apples are the worst apples you think? So 0:23:04.200 --> 0:23:07.760 red delicious apples are categorically like the least respected apple 0:23:09.280 --> 0:23:11.600 among anybody who what is produced? What do you think 0:23:11.680 --> 0:23:16.359 is the best? I mean, it's really just personal preference, 0:23:16.560 --> 0:23:20.560 Like people like there's like zillions of breeds of apples. 0:23:20.680 --> 0:23:22.800 I once had like a book that was like an 0:23:22.800 --> 0:23:28.160 apple encyclopedia or whatever. Fucking nerd, I'm such a nerd. 0:23:28.440 --> 0:23:32.120 But categorically red delicious are disgusting. They're literally not good 0:23:32.160 --> 0:23:35.840 for anything other than apple sauce, like meally tasteless, like 0:23:36.000 --> 0:23:40.960 hard to eat. But I mean I love like a 0:23:41.000 --> 0:23:45.520 honeysuckle moment. I love a Gala apple, pink Lady delicious? 0:23:46.200 --> 0:23:49.040 What was that pink Lady delicious? I love? I love 0:23:49.080 --> 0:23:51.760 a pink Lady apple. I actually love a pinkly apple. 0:23:52.200 --> 0:23:54.040 Honey crisp is kind of a cop out, but I 0:23:54.040 --> 0:23:58.280 love a Jonah gold apple. What do you like green 0:23:58.320 --> 0:24:01.400 apples for cooking? I'm not really going to go out 0:24:01.440 --> 0:24:03.600 of my way to eat a green a grand because 0:24:03.600 --> 0:24:06.680 they're more tart. Yeah, and tart apples are much better 0:24:06.720 --> 0:24:08.600 for cooking if you're going to do a pie or 0:24:08.640 --> 0:24:11.919 something like that. But wait, okay, so let's go apple picking. Actually, 0:24:11.960 --> 0:24:14.679 like it's we need to go very soon because there 0:24:14.760 --> 0:24:16.919 are I mean, I don't know how global warming has 0:24:16.920 --> 0:24:20.240 affected like apple seasons, but like there's very very limited 0:24:20.280 --> 0:24:22.800 weeks wherein you can go to get certain breeds of 0:24:22.800 --> 0:24:25.919 apples and good apples. So I'll strategize and maybe we'll 0:24:25.960 --> 0:24:29.680 figure it out. Well, I might go this weekend without 0:24:29.800 --> 0:24:31.280 if it's an option. Oh, I want to go to 0:24:31.320 --> 0:24:33.879