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Speaker 1: I said, do worlds there?

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Speaker 2: Would you.

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Speaker 3: Your live tillion pieces?

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Speaker 2: Would you do.

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Speaker 4: BATA maybe ba.

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Speaker 1: Guys Goals, non binary Pals, Welcome to a minisode.

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Speaker 2: Yes, bananas, it's October seventh, twenty twenty two. These come

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Speaker 2: out every other Thursday. But they also come out like

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Speaker 2: for free, a year later. So if you're hearing this

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Speaker 2: now and you comment to us about something we said,

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Speaker 2: and it's a year later, if it's twenty twenty three,

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Speaker 2: per chance we won't know what you're talking about. So

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Speaker 2: give us some context and we'll happily engage.

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Speaker 3: It's like the uh.

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Speaker 1: It's like the text from someone who texted you once

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Speaker 1: five years ago and and then just sends you a

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Speaker 1: text like.

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Speaker 3: Hey man, can you do this thing?

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Speaker 1: And you just have to be like, please just put

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Speaker 1: your name. Yes, if you don't think that, I if that.

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Speaker 1: We are on a texting basis for every day.

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Speaker 2: Yes, your name.

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Speaker 1: I put my name with people that like, I know

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Speaker 1: they have it saved, but just in case they don't.

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Speaker 2: You can never over introduce. I say everybody's name in

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Speaker 2: a circle of people, and I know I've bailed out

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Speaker 2: hundreds of friends in the past where I'll be like

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Speaker 2: It's funny that Brad said that because Cynthia and I

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Speaker 2: were hanging out two days ago, and I can sometimes

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Speaker 2: see people in their eyes being like Brad, it's Brad.

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Speaker 2: I've forgotten Brad the entire time. And why wouldn't you?

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Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you?

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Speaker 3: How you doing?

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Speaker 2: I'morrow good? Okay, Tomorrow is our door to shore. So

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Speaker 2: today I'm not walking at all. I'm just hydrating. My

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Speaker 2: cousin's in town, so I might go get a nice

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Speaker 2: little dinner tonight. But I feel giddy. I feel excited

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Speaker 2: to get out. I wish we could just start right now.

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Speaker 2: That's how I feel.

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Speaker 3: It's exciting.

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Speaker 1: I have not trained other than going to the ju

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Speaker 1: like going.

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Speaker 3: To Orange Theory Fitness Glendale.

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Speaker 2: Orange Theory Fitness, Glendale.

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Speaker 1: I had him again for only the second time ever.

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Speaker 1: And for those of you who don't know, there's one

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Speaker 1: instructor at this Orange Theory I go to who makes

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Speaker 1: us put our hands in the center and Gora.

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Speaker 3: Orange Theory Fitness, Fleddale.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but explain what Orange Theory is for our internationals.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 3: It is a place you go to work out. They

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Speaker 3: have classes.

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Speaker 1: It's an hour long class thirty minutes on the treadmill,

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Speaker 1: thirty minutes on waits and rowing, and it's high.

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Speaker 3: Interval circuit training or something.

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Speaker 1: High high intensity interval training. I really like it. Joan

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Speaker 1: rages with me. We go to the same Orange Theory

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Speaker 1: Fitness as.

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Speaker 3: Son Save Clock.

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Speaker 2: It's so nice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so we do it.

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Speaker 1: But there's one guy who makes us do this cheer

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Speaker 1: him that like this man should an alien, you should

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Speaker 1: look like truly. And it's the best part is that

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Speaker 1: it's not required by the corporate try of course it is.

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Speaker 1: It's no there is no it's no up on high

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Speaker 1: saying you should do this.

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Speaker 3: It's he chose.

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Speaker 1: He it's his decision to have us chant Orange Theory

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Speaker 1: Fitness Glendale after a class, and it is.

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Speaker 3: I do it now because I think it's so funny.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. My accountant is a seventy year old man, a

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Speaker 2: nice older gentleman who's very he drones on, he's very

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Speaker 2: even tempered. I really enjoy him. I only really see

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Speaker 2: him once a year and unless I get those emails

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Speaker 2: it's like fill this out and mailed in today, and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, and I saw him, you know, for

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Speaker 2: And he looked great, he looked really healthy. And I said,

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Speaker 2: what have you been up to, Bruce, and he goes, well,

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Speaker 2: I've been doing a lot of orange theory. Thanks for asking.

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Speaker 2: And it made me so happy. And then three days

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Speaker 2: later I go to get my car smogged, and across

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Speaker 2: from where I get my car smogged is the weirdest restaurant.

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Speaker 2: Maybe in Burbank, maybe, I mean maybe in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 2: It's in Burbank. It's called Chili John's. Have you been

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Speaker 2: to Chili John's.

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Speaker 3: No, where is it?

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Speaker 2: I think you need to start a Christmas Eve tradition

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Speaker 2: with the whole Brown Owler family. It's up on Burbank Boulevard,

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Speaker 2: I think. And there are two locations in the world,

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Speaker 2: kettles of chili and then you either get it in

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Speaker 2: over spaghetti noodles, and that's it. And it's a no,

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Speaker 2: and it's fine, it's like not great. You don't feel

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Speaker 2: But so I go like three or four days later,

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Speaker 2: after Bruce tells me, he goes to Orange Theory and

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Speaker 2: there he is sitting at the counter hammering down some

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Speaker 2: Texas style chili at Chili John's, and he's like, how

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Speaker 2: do you even know about this place. I'm like, Bruce,

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Speaker 2: I'm out there, man, I'm hunting down the weirdest stuff

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Speaker 1: Also, I like that you go all the way out

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Speaker 1: could do it literally, there's thirty five places between here

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Speaker 2: You could get incorrect. You were wrong, because I have

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Speaker 2: a nineteen ninety BMW that barely gets by every year,

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Speaker 2: and there is a company who will not fail me.

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Speaker 2: If it looks like it's going to fail, they will

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Speaker 2: stop the test and they'll be like, go drive it around,

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Speaker 2: put some tectron in it, lower the gas like they

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Speaker 2: like they want the engine glowing red. And they're like,

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Speaker 2: And so I'll gun it up and down the five

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Speaker 2: three inspections. Crazy, only at this one place. It failed

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Speaker 2: somewhere else, like eight years ago, and it puts such

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Speaker 2: So there's this one place where I'm not going to

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Speaker 2: name them because I don't know if it's illegal to

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Speaker 2: do that. But if they see that I'm going to

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Speaker 2: fail the test, they halt the test and they're like,

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Speaker 2: do these three things and bring it back. And it

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Speaker 2: works every time. And I eat chili while it's happening.

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Speaker 2: It's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'd go just for the chili.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's you gotta try chili John's with the kids.

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Speaker 2: It's not bad, all right.

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Speaker 3: So we go on minisodes.

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Speaker 1: We tell your stories, your strange stories, and sometimes we

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Speaker 1: tell your strange confessions.

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Speaker 3: And Scottie, I believe you have a bunch of confessions,

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Speaker 3: don't you.

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Speaker 2: I do. I will start us with a story that

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Speaker 2: was apropos of nothing. It just was sometimes we get

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Speaker 2: these but it is banana related, Okay, great. Hi, I

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Speaker 2: have a story about how bananas saved my brother's life.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I like that great opening sentence.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, potastic deficiency is where my mind goes immediately.

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Speaker 2: That's right. I was living in San Diego and my

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Speaker 2: brother came to visit me. Upon his arrival and pick

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Speaker 2: was in good spirits, though, so we went and got tacos.

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Speaker 2: He could barely touch his meal, and when we ended

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Speaker 2: not feel well. When we got in my car, he

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Speaker 2: Nothing worked, I recalled telling I recall him telling me

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Speaker 2: at the time, so it sounded to me like he

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Speaker 2: was low on potassium. Oh naw, is the red way duh?

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Speaker 2: Bananas he ate too, like his life depended on it

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Speaker 2: and was better for the rest of the visit. Frankly,

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Speaker 2: bananas saved his life. Wow, isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy. Oh my god. And I know someone

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really scary. Your hearken stock.

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Speaker 3: Because she was just drinking coconut water NonStop.

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Speaker 2: That is super scary. I because people don't know.

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Speaker 1: Also, like coconut water markets itself is like it's a

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Speaker 2: It's so scary. So too much potassium can give you

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Speaker 2: But yes, I've heard similar stories about that. But I

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Speaker 2: the supplements he puts me on his potassium nitrate And

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Speaker 2: it's like take three pills a day with food or whatever.

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Speaker 2: And on the second day, I was doing a normal

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I wonder if it's the heat

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Speaker 2: I started to feel like tingling in my left arm,

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Speaker 2: I get back and I'm like, God, that was so weird.

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Speaker 2: I wonder what's going on, So, you know, not to

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Speaker 2: talk out of class or whatever. But later that evening

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Speaker 2: I happened to have a romantic encounter. And afterwards my

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Speaker 2: heart was stopping. It stopped. It was skipping entire beats

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Speaker 2: and it never happened before in my life. But it

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Speaker 2: and then it would go boo boom.

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Speaker 3: So it was an arrhythmia.

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Speaker 2: It was a full arrhythmia, and I had no idea

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Speaker 2: and then so I called the pharmacy first, and then

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Speaker 2: I called the doctor the next day. I stopped taking

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Speaker 2: one thing to go to the emergency room if you

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Speaker 2: take any potassium supplement. But I didn't know, and the

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Speaker 2: So I stopped taking it. Dude. It was the closest

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Speaker 2: I've ever felt to death. It was my heart was

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Speaker 2: stopping fucking taking three six pills over two days, which

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Speaker 3: I have a shouting confession.

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Speaker 2: Back to back. Yep.

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Speaker 1: In my first year of college, I dated this guy

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no other option.

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Speaker 3: No, nobody needs to know.

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Speaker 2: Well, now, I'm trying to think of any of those

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Speaker 1: Give us one more confession to send us home for

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Speaker 2: Sure, let me get a good one on here. Okay,

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Speaker 2: social media mistakes, confession on someone else's behalf. In college,

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Speaker 3: I was there this portrait of yourself.

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Speaker 2: if I had just like it was so embarrassing in

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Speaker 1: I love it so much because it definitely seems like

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Speaker 4: Just like walking along for me, I mean one hundred

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Speaker 2: And yeah, but his look wasn't like that's so funny,

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Speaker 2: This girl happened to be sitting on the toilet when

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Speaker 2: I cannot even think about this without laughing, So I

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Speaker 3: Oh that's really funny, he added her back.

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Speaker 1: I used to have a joke about this, and it's like, uh,

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Speaker 2: Yes, I know, we have a banana's Facebook, so I

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Speaker 2: guess follow that. I've never looked at it, didn't you

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Speaker 2: start one? Yeah? We do?

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Speaker 3: Okay, cool, there's nothing on it Oh great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've used Facebook really really successfully.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's toast anyways, everybody knows it's toast. Meta is

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Speaker 1: Well, that's been a minisode with the Banana Boys. Thank

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Speaker 1: you to producer Katie Levine. Thank you to our intern

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Speaker 1: and of course to our benevolent overlords Karen and Georgia

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Speaker 1: and everyone exactly right.

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Speaker 2: Thank you to you Scotty, Thank you to your current

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Speaker 2: Thank you to everybody who's doing a door to shore

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Speaker 2: or donated to door to Shore too. Bananas Bananas is

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Speaker 2: Katie Levine. The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and

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Speaker 2: performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 3: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot.

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Speaker 3: Intern