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Speaker 1: how much it seems. Yeah, basically I got listen to

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Speaker 1: you guys every day for multiple hours a day. Day.

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Speaker 1: We find a Barbie shoe in your underwear one time, No, no,

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Speaker 1: they found it when they gave me a colonic. Oh sorry,

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Speaker 1: I guess They've been listening to you for fifteen years.

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Speaker 1: And you guys are awesome. I love you guys, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: We keep getting better with ah. You guys were the

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Speaker 1: best morning show ever. Welcome to the show and the

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Speaker 1: morning show in the Morning Show. Welcome to Friday. Yeah

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Speaker 1: it feels good, don't it. Yeah? Good, good Friday. Hey,

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Speaker 1: So you know we started the year off here. It

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Speaker 1: is what January eleventh? Yeah, it's Friday, January eleventh, and

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Speaker 1: be on next week. Her name Dua Lipa. We loved Alipa.

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Speaker 1: She's coming in next week. We have all sorts of

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Speaker 1: you know. During U I Heart's jingle Ball season, we

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Speaker 1: That is so fabulous. We'll welcome to the day electricity,

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Speaker 1: of course, do Alifa. Hey, let's get on with the show,

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Speaker 1: my favorite Christmas gift of all time. Poop. See a

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Speaker 1: Welcome today, Welcome to Friday. As I said January eleventh,

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Speaker 1: Anyone else? Oh yeah, yes, I don't know. You know

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Speaker 1: Producer Sam? You know one of those nights where you're

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Hi Danielle, producer Sam's here. Oh

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Speaker 1: got Our first caller of the day is Megan. Hi, Megan, Hi,

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Speaker 1: my husband's hoard shirt. Hey, look spicking your shirts. You

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Speaker 1: around the room, Danielle, what's up? So if you live

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Speaker 1: If you want to wear cut shoes at work, that's

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Speaker 1: killed them. All right, let's get into your horoscopes. Producer, Sam,

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Speaker 1: to do horoscopes with Danielle? Right, you know you haven't

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Speaker 1: succeed even in the toughest situation. Your Days of nine Aquarius,

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Speaker 1: Your Days and eight Gemini, learn all the facts before

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Speaker 1: it seems. Your Days of seven Cancer stopped doubting yourself.

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Speaker 1: Try planning ahead to make sure you time for everything

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Speaker 1: take time for yourself to relax. Relaxation will allow you

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Speaker 1: nine Libra, use your motivation to get things done. Plan

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Speaker 1: Your days of seven Scorpio, explore all of your outcomes

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Speaker 1: before making that final decision. Take the time to communicate

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Speaker 1: and it has me singing show too. Yeah, I noticed

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Speaker 1: Let's get into your headlines, Gandhi. What's going on? A

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Speaker 1: too much water. I'm watching this, Danielle. It's interesting. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Do we have to do the Zip Recruiter commercial at

420
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Speaker 1: the same time every day? No, let's bump it day

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Speaker 1: because I want I want people who aren't listening later

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Speaker 1: or now who are listening later to hear the magic

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Speaker 1: that Zip Recruiter can bring to their lives. Anyway, so

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Speaker 1: it's great. You're gonna come in and trying to get

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Speaker 1: a poop seed a poop rainbows. Yes, you can't shake

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Speaker 1: your head in radio. You have to say the word. Yes.

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Speaker 1: He will come in and master this nineteenth step cross. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I can't wait. This would be fabulous. I just want

429
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Speaker 1: to say that I absolutely love you guys. I don't

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Speaker 1: do four years ago. You guys part of my life. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Elvis Duran in the morning show Standard Data

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Speaker 1: and Messaging, got something to tell us text us at

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Speaker 1: and we might put you on the air. This is

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the morning show. You know what, I

435
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Speaker 1: think it was Super Bowl last time I decided to

436
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Speaker 1: sit down and watch a football game. Hey. Wow, So

437
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be watching this Sunday the Eagles. What Eagles fly?

438
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny's coming in to make a clocktail. Okay, but

439
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 1: we told him, you know, new year, new new way

440
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Speaker 1: of thinking. So he has to make a mocktail for

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Speaker 1: those of us who don't want to have a an

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00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,120
Speaker 1: alcoholic beverage. It's early in the morning. Yeah, I think

443
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Speaker 1: you can do it. Well, I know I can do it.

444
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Speaker 1: I know, I think he can do it. He can

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Speaker 1: do it. Sober curious, Yeah, I'm sober curious. Okay, how

446
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Speaker 1: have you been with the sober curious? Really great? I went.

447
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Speaker 1: I went up to my with my my friend Dana,

448
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 1: who just like me as a drunk, and we had

449
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Speaker 1: we had We went up for dinner last night, and

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Speaker 1: I was good. I had a half a half a cocktail.

451
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Speaker 1: That was all I had. Usually it's it's like eight halves. Yeah,

452
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,879
Speaker 1: very good. We sat next to this obnoxious couple and

453
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Speaker 1: you could tell he was probably an attorney or you know,

454
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Speaker 1: just kind of kind of a d baggy kind of guy.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not saying it because the way he looked

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Speaker 1: as we were listening to his conversation, oh boy, about

457
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Speaker 1: daddy's money, about daddy's money, and daddy has in the bank,

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Speaker 1: and and is uh the woman with him was she

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Speaker 1: was really pretty, she was in whatever, but the conversation

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Speaker 1: was as shallow as a toilet. And then at the

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Speaker 1: end of the dinner, he says, hey, well, you want

462
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Speaker 1: to go get a drink after dinner? She says, I'm drunk,

463
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Speaker 1: so either way, Oh goodness, gracious, somebody got puked on

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Speaker 1: last night. I know it. I'm drunk, so I can't

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Speaker 1: make up my mind anyway. But I was reminded, well,

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Speaker 1: this is probably how I act when I drink a lot,

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Speaker 1: So I don't think you talk about daddy's money and weird.

468
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Speaker 1: My daddy had no money, So froggy, is it true

469
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Speaker 1: that you have food news today? I will have food

470
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: news today. Yes, I am putting it together as we speak, lovely, absolutely,

471
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 1: And Uncle Johnny's on this way with cocktails and mocktails,

472
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Speaker 1: as we told you, And now we have to give

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Speaker 1: you our delayed feel good because we were too busy

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Speaker 1: singing show tunes and trying to get poopsy to poop,

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Speaker 1: rainbow poop. Y'all know how it is. Yeah, hey, Nate,

476
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Speaker 1: what's up? What are we doing on our show today? Oh? Well,

477
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,120
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny's coming and you went through everything. Greg T's

478
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 1: back there doing a topic train. What else we got

479
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Speaker 1: to do more than that? That's the stuff that you

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Speaker 1: come up with. What are we doing? That is the

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Speaker 1: stuff you didn't come up with, Uncle Johnny. Oh no, no, no, no,

482
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Speaker 1: you didn't come up with rainbow poo poopsy. Well greg

483
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Speaker 1: T's back there trying to get him to work or herr.

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Speaker 1: There's no gender on it. All right, We'll let me

485
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Speaker 1: know if you come up with something well do on

486
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Speaker 1: my list? Do you still sleep with a night light

487
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Speaker 1: like me? Says Gandhi. Gandi used to sleep with the

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Speaker 1: night light. I do, yeah, and a stuffed animal? Who

489
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Speaker 1: else sleeps with the night light? I do? Good? Thank God?

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Speaker 1: Is it because you're scared or you just don't want

491
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Speaker 1: to fall over stuff? I don't want to trip over

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Speaker 1: the dogs laying in the middle of the floor in

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Speaker 1: the middle of the night. I don't have to get

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Speaker 1: up and go potty. Well, Gandhi sleeps with the nightlight

495
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 1: because she's terrified of the dark. I really truly am.

496
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,239
Speaker 1: It's so pathetic. Yeah, I just need a little light,

497
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Speaker 1: you know. A night light provides them light to see

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Speaker 1: you if they want to hurt you. No, not. If

499
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Speaker 1: they're ghosts, I get to see them. You don't see

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Speaker 1: ghosts usually in my head. This is how it works.

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Speaker 1: Do you need a light to see ghosts? I don't know.

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00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 1: I just need to see things in my room. Well, Ganda,

503
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Speaker 1: you're not alone. And obviously there are a lot of

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Speaker 1: people out there that require nightlights because there is a

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Speaker 1: night light industry that we could invest in. Right, most

506
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: of them are little children. But okay, stop hating on

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Speaker 1: my night light. Stop peeing on her nightlo Yes, I

508
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Speaker 1: tell you what. Let's get into feel goods. I want

509
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Speaker 1: to talk about how frightened people are of the dark.

510
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. If the lights went out in here

511
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Speaker 1: right now, I would panic, like God. Okay, well, we

512
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 1: don't want you to go through that. We're here for you.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Stop making fun of Gandhi every time,

514
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Speaker 1: all right, Producer Sam, make us feel good? All right?

515
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: So today's feel good is short and sweet. I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to feature some of the incredible companies out there

517
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Speaker 1: offering shut down specials to the eight hundred thousand government

518
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Speaker 1: employees who won't be receiving a paycheck until this shutdown

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Speaker 1: is over. So in the Washington, DC area, the Alamo

520
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 1: Draft How Cinema is offering free movies to help cure

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Speaker 1: the government shut down. Blues America Eats Tavern is giving

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Speaker 1: away free sandwiches, a place called and Pizza is offering

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Speaker 1: free pies, and this might be one of the most

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Speaker 1: important ones. Sweetwater Brewery will give away two free beers.

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Speaker 1: All you have to do is present your government at

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Speaker 1: any of these places. But my very favorite big hearted

527
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,680
Speaker 1: assistance comes from Jimmy Kimmelive because Jimmy says he will

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Speaker 1: be employing someone affected by the shutdown every night until

529
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Speaker 1: it's over. So earlier this week he had a gentleman

530
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Speaker 1: named John joined the house band on tambourine okay, and

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Speaker 1: he was breathtaking. So if you want a list, there's

532
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Speaker 1: so many other places. Wheb Girl Kathleen has a little

533
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Speaker 1: bit more about that for you at elvistrand dot com.

534
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Speaker 1: And if you have someone who deserves to be featured,

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Speaker 1: I would love to feature them. Send me an email

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Speaker 1: Sam at elvistrand dot com, subject line feel good. Thank

537
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: you so much, Sam, I was reading yesterday people are

538
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Speaker 1: actually they're signing up for unemployment. Yes, crazy because of

539
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: the government shutdown. And also they have compiled lists. If

540
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: you go do a Google on it, there are lists

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Speaker 1: of different agencies that are deeply affected and slightly affected

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Speaker 1: and you know parks, and I mean it's such huge

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Speaker 1: spectrum of different organizations or government agencies. So if you

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00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 1: are one of the people of affected, uh text me

545
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: just let me know who you work for in the government,

546
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Speaker 1: and uh let me know if you're furloughed. The furloughed

547
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: right now, So let's go talk to Shanna. Shawna, you

548
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 1: sleep with the nightlight just like Gandhi. Yes, I sure do.

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00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: How come what's your reasoning? Um, I'm slightly afraid of

550
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 1: the dark. Now, when when did this start? Like, at

551
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,719
Speaker 1: what point in your life did you know you were

552
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: afraid of the dark? Um? Probably at a very young age. So,

553
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: I mean I grew up with two older brothers, but

554
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 1: since I had my own room, my mom just always

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00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: stuck a nightlight in there so that way I could

556
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: find my way. And now that I'm thirty one. I

557
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 1: still sleep at the nightlight and nothing wrong with that.

558
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: There's nothing, there's not. I am so happy I got on.

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00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: I just want to say I love you guys, Gandhi.

560
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 1: I'm happy you're short because I'm short too. Yeah, that's

561
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: what it is. Maybe nightlights are a short person thing. Yes,

562
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 1: maybe I've actually tried to call in and I listen

563
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: to you guys every morning. I drive an hour into

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00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: town for my work. So you guys are my highlight

565
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: of my morning. Thank you. And then does anyone ever

566
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 1: give you grief for having a night light and insisting

567
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: on having a night light? Um, my husband, but he

568
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 1: doesn't mind. He knows it helps me sleep at night.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you hanging there, Shanna, thank you,

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys. Have a good day you too. So

571
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: it's not only night light. Sometimes you sleep with your blankie. Yeah, Daniel,

572
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: don't you have something you sleep with? It's a husband.

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Speaker 1: Most of the time. It's him. Hello, Brenda, Hello ladies,

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Speaker 1: Hello lady. So you sleep, you sleep in the dark. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it has to be pitch black in my room. I'm

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00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 1: the exact opposite of Gandhi. I feel like if it's

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Speaker 1: pitch black and I can't see them. They can't see

578
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: me at Actually that was that was Froggy's philosophy. If

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00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: you have a night light, the boogeyman can see you,

580
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 1: all right. It drives my boyfriend crazy because in our

581
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 1: bathroom we actually have a nightlight, and if the door

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00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: is even slightly cracked, I'm like, you have to get

583
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: up and shut that. Yeah, wow, I'm with you. I

584
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 1: don't like one little tiny blip of light either. If

585
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: we go to a hotel, Lisa will turn the light

586
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Speaker 1: on in the bathroom and then crack the door and

587
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: the whole room is lit up. I'm like, just shut

588
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: it off. No, I don't know this room well enough

589
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: for it to be dark. Oh yes, Lisa, she might

590
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: fall in the middle of the night and hurt herself.

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00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: And usually in hotels there's a mirror right there in

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Speaker 1: front of the bathroom, so it makes it even brighter

593
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: in there, right. And me, I never throw my dirty

594
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Speaker 1: clothes in the hamper, so if I fall, I fall

595
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: on a pile of nice, soft cloud of clothing, thinking Brenda, come,

596
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: there never was a boogie woman. Yeah, why does it

597
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: always have to be amazing nice? We would never do

598
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: that of course not. Yeah, my sister was my boogeyman.

599
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: That's why I'm scared of the dark. So she used

600
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: to throw me in the basement, shut the door and

601
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 1: tell me all the things that we're gonna kill me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Prea. When can we meet your sister, Danielle?

603
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 1: Don't you want to meet Pine? Oh she's your best friend,

604
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 1: but she's also your arch nemesis. She is my nemesis,

605
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 1: but my favorite person in the whole. All right, get

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Speaker 1: her in here. Yeah, I'll do it, all right, we

607
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Speaker 1: gotta take a break. Gandhi's very first phone tap coming

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Speaker 1: to us sat next to us. Have you ever done this?

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Speaker 1: last night we were sitting next to this couple and

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Speaker 1: as I said earlier on our show, that it is,

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00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,959
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Speaker 1: he was with, I mean, just everything he talked about

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Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, oh, even if the

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Speaker 1: conversation was interesting, it was still too loud and I

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Speaker 1: their little air pods in or whatever their headphones and

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00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,359
Speaker 1: they're talking and doing like business deals loud as hell,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, why why here? Why now? You have to

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Speaker 1: do this right? But last night he was saying things like, well, daddy,

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Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and I'm the best attorney at the

666
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Speaker 1: firm and you know what, and the thing is no

667
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 1: offense and I'm a radio guy. Man, I don't you know.

668
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 1: I don't work in a Look, I wear jeans every day.

669
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: I don't work in a firm. Yeah, there's nothing firm

670
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: about me. I mean, look at me. My boobs are

671
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Speaker 1: jig you know what I'm saying. I mean frog you

672
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 1: when you go golfing because I know I know you.

673
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Speaker 1: But aren't there some pretentious people out there? Oh? Yeah,

674
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 1: oh for sure? And so it bothers me, like I

675
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: don't like to be around those people. I get like

676
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 1: you were. The things that they say it makes my

677
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: head want to literally explode. I feel like steams coming

678
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,760
Speaker 1: out of my ears because I feel like they're putting

679
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,879
Speaker 1: on an act to carry on the pretentious life they

680
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 1: live when that's not really who they are. And I

681
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,439
Speaker 1: think they are, I don't know, And look, I don't

682
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 1: want to judge them as being bad people, but you

683
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 1: just it's just their priorities a little out of whack. Right.

684
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 1: But this guy, I'm not going to go into what

685
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 1: he talked about because maybe he's listening. I doubt it.

686
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 1: But anyway, so they're going on and on, and I'm

687
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: thinking about how, you know, in life, there are people

688
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 1: that you do want to hang out with, and there

689
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,399
Speaker 1: are people you don't want to hang out with. Right,

690
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: They have different interests, they have different you know. But

691
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: somehow this guy who was I don't want to get

692
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: into looks because you know me, I'm dating like a

693
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 1: really good looking guy and if you have to go

694
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: on that stupid scale of who looks better, he's definitely,

695
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 1: you know, up there, and I'm like, four, I find

696
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 1: you wildly incorrect right now. But anyway, but I do

697
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 1: think that scale of you know, the way you look

698
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 1: is just I hate that. I hate that thing. But

699
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: when other people are looking at you, they judge. Like

700
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: for instance, we were talking about Jeff Bezos. Yes, the

701
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 1: guy who started Amazon out of his garage and now

702
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 1: he's worth one hundred and forty billions. Rich men in

703
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: the world. Yeah, going through a divorce. He's got a girlfriend,

704
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Speaker 1: didn't signed a didn't sign a prenup, and so he's

705
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Speaker 1: in the news because you know, she may walk away

706
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Speaker 1: with seventy billion dollars, which was great. I'm happy for anyone. Hey,

707
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: even a billion, I'll take it. Yeah, anything anyway, So

708
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Speaker 1: Danielle walked in and said, you know that new girlfriend

709
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Speaker 1: he has, he wouldn't be with him before if he

710
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Speaker 1: wasn't Jeff Bezos. Well have you seen her? She's beautiful.

711
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: Her name is Laurence Sanchez. So yeah, and then I

712
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Speaker 1: don't know, I just don't. I Jeff see Brodie scary

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Speaker 1: that all given him the face like she's right, she

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Speaker 1: wouldn't froggy, Yeah, thank you. You have a billion dollars,

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Speaker 1: okay you and supposedly you know he was having an

716
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Speaker 1: affair with her long before, you know, before you got

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Speaker 1: a divorce, blah blah. Right, but okay, I don't think

718
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 1: and I don't know. Well, you may be right, Yeah,

719
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Speaker 1: she's with him because he's Jeff Bezos. But wait, hear

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Speaker 1: me on, I'm not talking about the money. I'm talking

721
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 1: about the creative, interesting guy that that was smart enough

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00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: to make all that money. Well, he may be very

723
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 1: interesting and deep. I don't know. Maybe once she really

724
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: got to know him, she got to know the interesting guy.

725
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:05,760
Speaker 1: But to be honest, the Amazon guy probably would first

726
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: attract initial initial attraction. What do you think, Gandhi? I

727
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 1: think I'm really hoping he's hilarious and has some things

728
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 1: going for him. I mean, to me, I'm all about personality.

729
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 1: Once I get to know someone, their personality can make

730
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 1: them ten thousand times. It's more attractive anymore or less. Yeah,

731
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Speaker 1: So I'm holding out hope that maybe he's got a

732
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,280
Speaker 1: great personality, because when you just look at it, Gandhi,

733
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Speaker 1: it's a little confused. Do you really think that she

734
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Speaker 1: thought that, I hope this guy's going you know, she said, Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's that's the Amazon guy. I bet you, just like

736
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Speaker 1: he does at Amazon. I bet he puts a smile

737
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Speaker 1: in her box. I bet he does. The rumor is

738
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Speaker 1: it he used to send her lots of victory sip

739
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 1: pepe pictures. Oh I wonder if he was using that ruler.

740
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 1: We talked, Okay, well anyway, so that's another thing. They're

741
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: saying that he definitely sent her some some nude photos.

742
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 1: Now you know, okay, how do we know that? Well,

743
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: the National Inquirer says they have the fas. Now how

744
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 1: do they have it? Now? They said they have the

745
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 1: text messages, they have the photos. Now here's my question.

746
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 1: If your private part is not nice, are you sending

747
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 1: those pictures? Like, if you're not big gott I bet

748
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Speaker 1: his prime Really here we go. I bet he sent

749
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Speaker 1: her pictures off his Wiener And in the caption below

750
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Speaker 1: it said if you like this, you might also like people.

751
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Speaker 1: People who like this also liked straight. No. I actually

752
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: you were asking how the Inquirer got these. I think

753
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,800
Speaker 1: I read the story that the woman that he was

754
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 1: cheating with was bragging to her friend and sent the

755
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 1: screenshot Jeff Bezos and then she sold those texts to

756
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 1: the inquiry. You have to break up with someone for that.

757
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 1: That's horrible. You don't share those Okay, Yeah, she's up

758
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: and up. Well so anyway, what so anyway, So so

759
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 1: here they are. You know, they're billionaires, but they're trying

760
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: to live lives just like the rest of us who

761
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 1: are not billionaires. But they can't because they're the center

762
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: of attention because they're billionaires. They're billionaires. There's very successful people.

763
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 1: So I don't know. But but going back to what

764
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: you originally said, Danielle, you said that, you know, I don't.

765
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 1: I bet she would not have initially been attracted to

766
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Speaker 1: him if he wasn't Jeff Bezos one hundred thirty billion dollars, right,

767
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: I see what Danielle is saying. Like, for example, if

768
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Speaker 1: it was on tender and she was swiping, I don't

769
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,959
Speaker 1: think she would have stopped on that if she didn't

770
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Speaker 1: know what it was worth one hundred and thirty six

771
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 1: billion dollars exactly. But once she got to know him,

772
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 1: he probably has other attributes. Right, she's attracted too good.

773
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: You see this one thing we're overlooking, and that is

774
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: the fact. Okay, he might have some great things going

775
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: for him. He might be a funny guy and she

776
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 1: could fall in love. But average guys without money don't

777
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: get the initial chance to sit and impress you because

778
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 1: you wouldn't give us the time of day. You're not

779
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 1: going to get to know me if I'm an average

780
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Speaker 1: or below average looking said no money, you know, there

781
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: has to be there has to be that initial meeting.

782
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: And I get it easier if you're worth over a

783
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 1: billion dollars. I get that. Can't fight that, it's true.

784
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 1: But that's just the way life is, you know. It's

785
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 1: that's why in the animal kingdom you have, you know,

786
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 1: animals that have beautiful plumes of feathers you have. That's

787
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: just how it works. Well everybody, you know, it takes

788
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 1: everyone to make the world go around, thank you know.

789
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,359
Speaker 1: I mean there's an ass for every chair. Like you said,

790
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: the flip side of it. I've never seen a guy

791
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 1: walk up to a girl in a bar and be like,

792
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 1: you look like you've a great personality. You guys are

793
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: very taken by looks money. If that's without a doubt,

794
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:38,959
Speaker 1: right absolutely, And so that's why we need to find

795
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 1: new ways to get to know people below the surface faster.

796
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 1: And I don't know how that's possible. Wait when you're

797
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 1: setting your friend up on a date and they go

798
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 1: is she hot? And you go, well, she's got a

799
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: great personality. You know what's a coming. I know, Okay,

800
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 1: do you want to hear that or do you want

801
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,799
Speaker 1: to hear is she hot? Well, she's worth over a

802
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: billion dollars go on that date? What does it say

803
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 1: about you? Hello, Sarah, Sarah, are you there? Yes, I

804
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: am here. Okay. Are you familiar with the Jeff Bezos story. No,

805
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 1: but I'm fascinated. Yeah, the guy that started Amazon out

806
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,760
Speaker 1: of his garage. He's now worth over one hundred billion dollars,

807
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 1: and so he's going through a divorce. And I don't

808
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,919
Speaker 1: want to hear about anyone going through the divorce because

809
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: it's a But he's dating someone else, and we're just

810
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: wondering how they met and how she was initially attracted

811
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: to him, and then he sent dirty pictures to someone else,

812
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: she got him and they sold them. Anyway, go ahead.

813
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: The reason that I'm calling it is you were asking

814
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 1: if people sent unattractive, inappropriate pictures. I'm single, I live

815
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: on one island. I'm single, and I gets inappropriate pictures

816
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 1: of the ugliest parts of people every single day, Like

817
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:56,439
Speaker 1: what elbows? I don't anus is here's here's my liver.

818
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 1: This Do people send you matures of their organs like livers? Well,

819
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: so I almost prefer that, right. Why is it that

820
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 1: people think, oh, I know how to get her on

821
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 1: the line. I'm going to send her a dirty picture.

822
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. I want to know the girls who

823
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: were like, oh I like that, because those are the

824
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: ones that have ruined it for the rest of us,

825
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: because some guy thinks, oh, well she did, so the

826
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:24,439
Speaker 1: rest will Yeah, I got it, anyone who's actually ever

827
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,720
Speaker 1: liked it, or if it's just some way that's spread

828
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 1: by men. I think it depends on what you're looking

829
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: for at that time. You know, all right, well, thank you, Sarah.

830
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: I'm going to send you some photos, but now I'm

831
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 1: not good. I don't want I don't want you to

832
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: see my liver. Hello, Beth, hi Elvis. I am so excited.

833
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 1: You have no idea. I'm sitting in my school parking lot.

834
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 1: I'm listening to your show. The girlfriend that you're talking about, Actually,

835
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 1: she and her husband were really good friends. Yeah, with

836
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 1: Jeff and his wife for years. That makes the story

837
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 1: even better. Well, yeah, so she had an opportunity to

838
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 1: get to know Jeff bezos friendship because she and her husband.

839
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 1: I mean, there are pictures of the three of them

840
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,799
Speaker 1: together from you know, when they socialize. But I'm sure

841
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 1: that's the reason why. Yeah, yes, and we supposedly he

842
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: flies a helicopter and was doing um shows for him,

843
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 1: UM something with a black opt I saw on the

844
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 1: news the other night. That's what started. I think he's fair. Now.

845
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 1: I also keep in mind something if if we're gonna

846
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,479
Speaker 1: be talking about the shallow part of reality where people

847
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: are attracted because initially because of their looks and not

848
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,879
Speaker 1: their personality, because that's the way it is, you gotta

849
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 1: keep in mind his wife he's divorcing her is divorcing him.

850
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 1: They've been together since he didn't have any money. And

851
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 1: she's beautiful. I mean, she's beautiful, so she's known the

852
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: real Maybe he had hair back then. You know what,

853
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: I don't think this new girlfriend' is that cute? I think,

854
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 1: oh no, she don't say that she's pretty. She's very pretty.

855
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: Bad she's very pretty. And this is a difficult conversation

856
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:01,919
Speaker 1: to have without being kind of like slicing shallow. Oh bet,

857
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: thank you? And so are you a teacher, I'm a

858
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 1: secretary and Philadelphia School District Well listen, oh first of all,

859
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: eagles this weekend excited. Yes, And also in in addition

860
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 1: to that, teacher or not, you are working in that

861
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: school and you're doing everything you can to make sure

862
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: those kids are getting an education. Thank you so much,

863
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,720
Speaker 1: We salute you, thank you, and I love your show

864
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 1: and I love you all right, Bet, thank you so much,

865
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 1: so much, love love all right, we have a switch

866
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:29,879
Speaker 1: gears and talk to Greg T, the frat boy who

867
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:36,319
Speaker 1: was in the back. Hey, roundhead, what oh well, I

868
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,360
Speaker 1: know why you're frustrated. You're trying to put together my

869
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 1: Christmas gift. Correct is working? All right? I want to

870
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: pick up the phone. Hold on a he Okay, Poopsie

871
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 1: slime surprise unicorn. Yeah, all right. So the reality of

872
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: it is that we're just really making slime. I mean,

873
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: it's a gimmick. We know that. We know it's not

874
00:45:55,640 --> 00:46:00,879
Speaker 1: real fecal matter, it's not really digesting food. Another part

875
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 1: of it is that, um, I guess it's gonna work.

876
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: It's just that there is a lot of steps and

877
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: you have to really read it, and the steps are

878
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 1: not quite clearly written right now, It's not easy. Okay. Look,

879
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 1: this is a toy that actually was one of the

880
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: best selling toys of the holiday season, right right. And

881
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 1: the thing about this toy is that it's so gimmicky,

882
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 1: and that's why they sold, because it's gonna cute name

883
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: I've seen it work. It works on the TV commercial. Well,

884
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: of course, rainbow poop comes out the heart shaped booty

885
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: hole going to get me start happening to me last night.

886
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 1: Have you guys tried a YouTube tutorial that just shows

887
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: you how to do it? Yeah, you know that's what

888
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: we do. We learn everything from YouTube. We need not

889
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: tell you what we need. We need an eight year

890
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 1: old child in here, because that's the first thing that

891
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 1: will get that thing to poop. I bet what all

892
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 1: those little eight year olds has a video? Yeah, I'm

893
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: gonna make this happen. Gregory Gallant, Gandhi just gave you

894
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: the best idea. Go to YouTube and do it. To

895
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 1: watch a tutorial video. They'll they'll show you how to

896
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: get a rainbow bright to poop or whatever. I have.

897
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 1: I watch it again. I'm already doing that. YouTube teaches

898
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 1: me everything. Hello, Yes, all right, we'll keep working on her. Yeah,

899
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,840
Speaker 1: I need to know twenty minutes. I can probably have

900
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 1: it done, all right, because I know that once you

901
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 1: get the slime mixed, it has to sit for fifteen

902
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 1: minutes exactly. This is what they don't show you on

903
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: the time the commercial. All right, so poopsy slime surprise

904
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 1: Unicorn could or may not happen before the end of

905
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 1: the show. I don't even met. I would imagine that

906
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: many parents are going through the same thing with other

907
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 1: toys that they had that didn't work. Well, I'll tell

908
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 1: you what this one in particular. People are texting and

909
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 1: saying it was very difficult to get it down. It

910
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 1: really I gotta go, I gotta go, Love you all right,

911
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:45,720
Speaker 1: by bye, Uncle Johnny. Good. Uncle Johnny's in the house. Hello, lady,

912
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 1: hellow lady. Oh, Uncle Johnny. So today we're having mocktails

913
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 1: and cocktails, mocktais and cocktails. All very healthy for the

914
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: new year, twenty nineteen year. All right, let's take a break.

915
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny's got mocktails and cocktails on the way. We

916
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 1: have Gandhi's very first phone tapcap. We're so excited about that.

917
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 1: She does news and phone taps. Let's get into the headlines, Gandhi,

918
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: what's going on? Some House Republicans are joining Democrats to

919
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: pass measures that would reopen departments of the government affected

920
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: by the shutdown. The House passed bills yesterday to reopen

921
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 1: the Agriculture Department, the FDA, the Transportation Department, and the

922
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: housing and urban development. About a dozen Republicans voted with

923
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 1: Democrats to pass those bills. We are now learning more

924
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: about a Wisconsin teenager, Jamie Class, who was found alive

925
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 1: after she went missing months ago when her parents were

926
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 1: murdered in their home. Police say the thirteen year old

927
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 1: was found malnourished and dirty after managing to escape from

928
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: her captor in a town about an hour away from

929
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 1: her hometown. She then flagged down a woman who was

930
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,399
Speaker 1: walking a dog. That woman knocked on a door told

931
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: the couple who answered to call nine one one in.

932
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 1: A suspect was later taken into custody. When they first

933
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: saw her, the quote was, I thought I was looking

934
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: at a go I can't even imagine. I mean, this

935
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: whole story has been crazy and there were no leads

936
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 1: on it. They had no idea what was going on.

937
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: And tell the story will come out and you'll see

938
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: it on lifetime before you know it, Yes you will.

939
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: Bad news for a Royal Caribbean cruise ship that's returning

940
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 1: early due to a nasty outbreak of a stomach virus.

941
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,720
Speaker 1: The Oasis of the Seas has more than two hundred

942
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:20,879
Speaker 1: and fifty passengers and crew who are sick. They're experiencing

943
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: norovirus like illnesses which could cause diarrhea and vomiting for days.

944
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 1: It's highly contagious. We should give that to a posy

945
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: slime surprise unicorn the process. All right, let's put the

946
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 1: doll on a Royal Caribbean crew. Big playoff game this

947
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 1: weekend as Eagles take on the Saints on Sunday. Like

948
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: we said, not to be telly biased, but flight Eagles fly.

949
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 1: And in other NFL news this weekend, Sarah Thomas will

950
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: become the first woman to officiate an NFL playoff game.

951
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 1: It's going to be Sunday between the Patriots and the Chargers.

952
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: That's gonna be great. And how about this Taco Bell

953
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 1: announcing that it's going to test a new vegetarian menu

954
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 1: at some location. This is a big deal. Taco Bell

955
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,760
Speaker 1: says it's current menu already allows for over eight million

956
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 1: vegetarian combinations and that vegetarians can customize new meatless meals

957
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: every day for twenty thousand years. I love Taco Bell,

958
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 1: and I have to say of all the vegetarian options,

959
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 1: because I go through phases where I won't eat meat

960
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,839
Speaker 1: for a long time, and one right now taco bells

961
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: might go to add a girl. Yeah, I love it

962
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: all right, Thank you, Gandhi. Don't go far your first

963
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:27,359
Speaker 1: phone tap coming up next to you can see when

964
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,760
Speaker 1: you're hearing by following the Morning Show on Instagram search

965
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: Elvis Durant Show and follow us. Now, this is Elvis

966
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show Monday at ten Meet the

967
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 1: next generation of the Bosses on MTV's Made in Staten Island.

968
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,879
Speaker 1: They're ready to change in the world. But will they

969
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 1: fall into the street life or can they leave it behind.

970
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,839
Speaker 1: Don't miss Made in Staten Island Monday at ten, nine

971
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:56,360
Speaker 1: Central on MTV Elvis Elvis Duran, the Elvis Durand phone Tap.

972
00:50:56,480 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 1: We are so excited the very first phone tap featuring Gandhi.

973
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 1: I know I'm feeling funny, I hope, so I'll feel

974
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 1: kind of weird to be you need to be funny

975
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 1: in a phone tap. No longer a virgin After this,

976
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,919
Speaker 1: you realize, all right, all right, well, look, so, as

977
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:14,760
Speaker 1: you know, Dave Brody, the King of all phone taps,

978
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 1: invited Gandhi to come in the room and be a

979
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 1: part of a phone taps. So this is a Brody

980
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:21,800
Speaker 1: phone tap. Featuring Gandhi. I thought this would be a

981
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: good way to get her, you know, in the swing

982
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 1: of things. So, uh, Tiffany, one of our listeners wanted

983
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 1: to phone tap her coworker Caitlin. Joey's trying to set

984
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:30,839
Speaker 1: her up with guys, and she recently told her that

985
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,359
Speaker 1: there is guy she really has to meet, and I'm

986
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:36,319
Speaker 1: gonna have him call you. So I call Caitlin as

987
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 1: that guy, and then Gandhi calls. You'll see why in

988
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 1: a halfway through the call. All right, listen in here

989
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Caitlin, this is Mike Hi. I'm Rebecca's friend.

990
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 1: Rebecca works with your friend Tiffany. I'm the guy she

991
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: told you about. Oh um, did you have fun in Cancoon?

992
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,400
Speaker 1: To you? Kim too? They sent me a picture of

993
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: you in a green bikini while you were in can Koon,

994
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 1: and that's when I was like, I gotta call this girl.

995
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:09,520
Speaker 1: Am I right? Yeah? What are you into besides you know,

996
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 1: getting hammered? I don't know like us, like when the

997
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 1: movie is my mom. Oh yeah, movies are no good

998
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: for me. I can't sit that long. I got a

999
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: weak bladder. I can't sit in a movie. You're like

1000
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 1: on Instagram or or snapchatter. My kids are I'm not

1001
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:27,399
Speaker 1: you know? Yeah, no, I got four kids. Sorry? How

1002
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 1: old are you? I'm fifty. The pictures that they showed

1003
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 1: me I did not realize. Yeah, here's the thing. That's

1004
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: my son. He looks older, serious, pretty like shady dude. Well,

1005
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,439
Speaker 1: I figured once you met me you'd be like, oh

1006
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 1: all right, you know, um, I really appreciate you. There's

1007
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 1: just a lot of red flags here for me and no.

1008
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 1: I just what is that? I'm sorry, Go ahead, you

1009
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 1: keep talking, don't don't worry about me. I'm good now.

1010
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,400
Speaker 1: What is that? What is that? Noise? Hold on? I

1011
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 1: told you a weak bladder. Give me a minute. Hold on,

1012
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 1: hold on? And where is it? I don't know how

1013
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 1: to mute this phone. I just got it. Hold on,

1014
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 1: Oh Mike, I'm sorry? Why? What? What? Hello? Did you

1015
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: just talk to somebody named Mike? I'm sorry. I am

1016
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,959
Speaker 1: Mike's wife. Okay, lady, you know what. I didn't ask

1017
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 1: for your husband to call me. He is a total creep.

1018
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 1: Someone was trying to set us up, and I would

1019
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 1: never ever go out with someone like that. He is

1020
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 1: a Hold on a second, what do you mean you

1021
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 1: would never go out with a guy like that, pissed

1022
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 1: while he was on the phone. He has a bladder

1023
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 1: that doesn't affect anything in the sack. What the hell

1024
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:43,319
Speaker 1: are you doing? Why are you even defending him? Your

1025
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 1: husband just called me. I'll tell you why we have

1026
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,799
Speaker 1: an open marriage. I don't get to go bang who

1027
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 1: I want to bang. Hellus, he bangs who he wants

1028
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: to bang and who he wants to bang? Is you

1029
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 1: so I really need you to bang my husband or else?

1030
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 1: I don't get banged this weekend. He's disgusting. Hes gonna

1031
00:53:57,239 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 1: do it. It'll be over faster than you know, really fast,

1032
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 1: trust me, and then I can go have my fun.

1033
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 1: Why can't you just please go to Deaf Leppard with him?

1034
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 1: Because that's the night that I'm supposed to get mine is.

1035
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 1: Why don't you just leave me alone? He's not an

1036
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: old might be old, but he is a great. Why

1037
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 1: don't you please life? You have a life? What is

1038
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:22,799
Speaker 1: she saying? What's the hell is wrong with you? Guys?

1039
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,919
Speaker 1: The Death Leopard tickets are really good. Do you think

1040
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 1: this dump band is gonna like entice me to her husband? Okay,

1041
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 1: forget the band, don't go see the band, just my

1042
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: husband on my Cherry Springers dumpster fire. That's what you're Okay,

1043
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 1: do you want to go see Cardi d I can

1044
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:41,879
Speaker 1: get tickets. First of all, you old Cardie B so

1045
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 1: like you don't even know what's going on. Listen. If

1046
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 1: you're gonna get upset, can I at least get you

1047
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 1: friend Tiffany's number. Hey, girl, you're kidding me. We are

1048
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 1: kidding you. Actually you're on the radio. This is day

1049
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 1: Brody Melviister in the morning show. And that's gone. Also

1050
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:04,400
Speaker 1: from the show. It's not my wife, Glad. I was

1051
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:13,879
Speaker 1: actually peeing on the phone. Well that was disgusting. I agree. Okay,

1052
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:15,840
Speaker 1: so next phone tap? Yes you got to do it

1053
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:19,800
Speaker 1: all on your own. Yeah you can't. You can come on, Danielle.

1054
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 1: That was awesome. Yeah, you're great, Brodie, Thank you so much.

1055
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:30,479
Speaker 1: Sure we love a open marriage. Def Leppard. Phone tap.

1056
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 1: If you have an idea of a phone tap, someone

1057
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 1: you know is very gullible and phone tapable, let us know,

1058
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 1: go to Elvis Durand dot com and click on the

1059
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 1: phone tap on. Phone table was prerecorded permission granted by

1060
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:47,440
Speaker 1: all Party Space Duran. Phone tap on Elvis Duran in

1061
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:52,279
Speaker 1: the Morning Show, Elvis Durand in the Morning Show, are

1062
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 1: you ready for your day to be turned around? Yes?

1063
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 1: In turn? Brianna, please come here, come here. This is

1064
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:03,759
Speaker 1: her first day, right Brodie. So she did something that

1065
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 1: I don't think I've experienced in how many days of

1066
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: doing how many years of doing this show. We've been

1067
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 1: doing this show for over twenty years, older than you probably,

1068
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:14,399
Speaker 1: by the way, Welcome. Hello. Is this your first time

1069
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 1: on the radio? Well, yes, technically, what do you mean

1070
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: by I've done? I've just small things, you know, what

1071
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:23,080
Speaker 1: do you mean? University stuff that's pretty proud of it

1072
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 1: I made compared to here. You have a golden microphone. Wow,

1073
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 1: it's because I'm an egotistical a home. I'm going to

1074
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 1: have to invest in one. Okay, So where did you

1075
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: go to? Where do you go to school? RHN University?

1076
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,839
Speaker 1: All right, okay? Uh Now, so I was walking through,

1077
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 1: you know, I go to my office and I'm like,

1078
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 1: do my thing, and I run. I run back and

1079
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't stop and talk to anyone. I'm like,

1080
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 1: I've got to get to the control room because the

1081
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:46,280
Speaker 1: song is ending. And so I hear this voice. How's

1082
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 1: your morning? Elvis? I'm like, did someone speak to me

1083
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:54,759
Speaker 1: and it's intern Brianna, Yes, and she's and you. You

1084
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: asked me a question, how was your morning? Once? Now

1085
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 1: it's curious, she said, how's your morning? I'm it's okay.

1086
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 1: Then you ask me how the show's going. I said

1087
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 1: it's about a six, you know. And then you said

1088
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 1: something very uplifting. You said, there's still there's still time.

1089
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 1: There's still time. We can do this. People, we got this.

1090
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 1: We're going for a four. No, I think we can

1091
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 1: definitely go for solid seven. Was I mean, that was awesome.

1092
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 1: I mean, do you have anyone in your life that

1093
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 1: just kind of trips you and says, hey, by the way,

1094
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 1: here's a little nugget that's gonna make you feel better.

1095
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 1: And you did that. I appreciate it. Thank you. I

1096
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 1: appreciate you for appreciating me. Appreciation in this room. So

1097
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 1: you're from Philly, Yes, I am. You have a big

1098
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 1: game this weekend. I'm excited. Yeah. Now we're in Pillarili.

1099
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: You're from um North Philly and Northeast Philly. I'm very familiar.

1100
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:45,440
Speaker 1: I used to work there before you were born. What

1101
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 1: year were you born? Nineteen ninety five? Yeah, I was

1102
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:50,720
Speaker 1: there long before that, maybe ten years before you were born.

1103
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 1: And then nineteen ninety five happened and the world shifted. Yeah,

1104
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 1: I know it felt my energy. You changed everything. If

1105
00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 1: you're from Philly, you don't call it a bagel. You

1106
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: call it a bagel. All right, How do you say

1107
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 1: a bagel? Bagel? But you know you're a bagel. No,

1108
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 1: you can say it anyway you want. We'll get we'll

1109
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: give you hell, but just brush us off. Can you

1110
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 1: tell me how to say water? Would? It's another thing,

1111
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 1: It's another it's another Pennsylvania thing. Wood. Anyway, congratulations on

1112
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 1: on well being here with us because we're fabulous. Thank

1113
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 1: you and a fabulous thank you for turning my day around. Energy. Yes,

1114
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 1: that's scary. Stay away from him, away from scary. Don't

1115
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:44,040
Speaker 1: getting near him scary. Just be nice. Cool. Interesting stories

1116
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 1: circulated circulating around Facebook yesterday. So this lady went in

1117
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 1: for a routine lady check up at the guyo and

1118
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:53,880
Speaker 1: she wrote this on her Facebook. She says, And of

1119
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 1: course I scrubbed, scraped, and shaved like I was going

1120
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 1: on a first date with a man of my dreams,

1121
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 1: as you do when you go to the Gun's kind

1122
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:02,880
Speaker 1: of colleges. I decided I was going to use new

1123
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 1: body spray, so I sprayed myself while in the shower

1124
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:08,320
Speaker 1: and made sure to double spray in my land down

1125
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 1: unders so everything would be smell like Magnolia's and whatever

1126
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 1: it was. I want to smell like the center of

1127
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:18,360
Speaker 1: the month at bedbath and body works whatever boom. I

1128
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 1: get dressed, head out. I'm lying on the table with

1129
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 1: my ankles to my ears. My doctor begins the exam

1130
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 1: and he giggles twice. I don't know about you, but

1131
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 1: when someone is face to face with my who who laughing?

1132
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 1: Isn't what you want to hear? No? Not really, So

1133
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 1: I asked, is everything okay? And of course my doctor apologized,

1134
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 1: but he was still smirking. So I took a peek

1135
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 1: and oh my god, it looked like a party was

1136
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:43,000
Speaker 1: in my pants. There was glitter spray all over me,

1137
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 1: so under the seven thousand watch spotlight, it looked like

1138
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 1: a disco ball. I'm laughing. The doctor's laughing. It's awkward.

1139
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 1: He finds his way through a sparkle valley. He finishes

1140
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:56,240
Speaker 1: up and he walks out. He says to me, I

1141
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:58,120
Speaker 1: want you to know it's totally fine to come as

1142
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 1: you are. No need to get fancy. She's like a

1143
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:04,919
Speaker 1: real life poopsy unicorn. She really is at the other

1144
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 1: side letter. But the great news is she is just

1145
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 1: a great a great sense to hear more over. Good

1146
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 1: So web Girl Kathleen gave that to me. Speaking of

1147
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 1: web girl, Kathleen came here, Kathleen, isn't day one today

1148
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 1: when we officially put our Hello Lady t shirts and

1149
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 1: sweatshirts on sale? Oh? That's right, today's day one, even

1150
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:23,440
Speaker 1: though we've sold how many so far? Do we know?

1151
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:27,960
Speaker 1: One million? No? No, no, no, no no no. So I

1152
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 1: know as of this time yesterday we had already raised

1153
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 1: fourteen thousand dollars for Trevor Project. Yeah, and I know

1154
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 1: we've sold more since then, and that was pre sale.

1155
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:37,720
Speaker 1: So Andrew, where where are we? What are we up

1156
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:40,040
Speaker 1: to now? Is for our sales over seventeen thousand dollars

1157
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 1: raised for Trevor Projects so far, pre sales over you

1158
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:46,000
Speaker 1: go to elvistrand dot com. It's live now, you don't

1159
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:49,040
Speaker 1: need a code anymore. And we've sold I think over

1160
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:53,080
Speaker 1: seven hundred, seven hundred fifty sweatshirts and proceeds by the

1161
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 1: way down don't go to us, They go to Trevor Project. Yes,

1162
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 1: I have a question maybe about like the proceeds and

1163
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:01,000
Speaker 1: the week I'm born in Mark? Can that go to

1164
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 1: my rays? Like? Is that something that you can make

1165
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 1: hap him? Please? Isn't it funny? Nope, she's funny. All

1166
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:12,440
Speaker 1: proceeds go to Kathleen. Ye for Kathleen and Andrew. Thank

1167
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 1: you so much. The Elvis Duran merged store Hollo Lady.

1168
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 1: Thanks to Uncle Johnny. We have Hollo Lady Sweet sweatshirts

1169
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 1: and T shirts and so far we're approaching twenty thousand dollars.

1170
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 1: We're donating to Trevor Project. Yeah, go to Elvis Duran

1171
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 1: dot com. This is now limited run amazing, so get

1172
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:30,000
Speaker 1: on there and buy them at Elvis Duran dot com.

1173
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny, Way, a few things you need to know

1174
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 1: about Uncle Johnny. It's the time for Johnny gandhi. Yes,

1175
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:43,640
Speaker 1: you've been here for four months now. Yeah. What are

1176
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 1: your impressions of Uncle Johnny? Every time he comes in,

1177
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,800
Speaker 1: all I want to do is hug him. I love him.

1178
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:50,320
Speaker 1: There you go. He said the funniest thing. A little

1179
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,320
Speaker 1: while ago we were talking about FaceTime. He said, you

1180
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:54,600
Speaker 1: can't FaceTime me when I'm at my house. My hair

1181
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 1: is off, my teeth are out. I don't look like

1182
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 1: the same person. I turned the thing right around. When

1183
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 1: people who do that, it's okay, Johnny. Other than the

1184
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:07,200
Speaker 1: teeth out, I prefer Uncle Johnny without his hairpiece on. Yeah,

1185
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:09,680
Speaker 1: he looks handsome without his hairpis I do he looks

1186
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:12,360
Speaker 1: like a mobster, like an old Italian mobster, jail, I

1187
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 1: look like Jack Nicholson. You do a little bit like

1188
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:16,960
Speaker 1: a better version of all right, Uncle Johny, what are

1189
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:19,720
Speaker 1: you doing on your iPad over there? Contact knock jokes?

1190
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:21,560
Speaker 1: I hit the wrong button, but I think Dave Brody's

1191
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 1: getting you knock jokes? Good? Okay, so Uncle Johnny? Yes,

1192
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 1: what kind of cocktail and mocktail are we making to today?

1193
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:33,960
Speaker 1: We're making Uncle Johnny's a twenty nineteen healthy cocktail ABC cocktail.

1194
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:37,520
Speaker 1: What does the ABC stand for? The ABC is avocado,

1195
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:43,720
Speaker 1: banana and chocolate. What are you avocado? Yes, I'm gonna

1196
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,000
Speaker 1: live because I heard I was listening to TV and

1197
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:49,240
Speaker 1: they keep saying avocado is very healthy. Fat is it's

1198
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:51,440
Speaker 1: the good fat, that's the good fats. So I said, oh,

1199
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 1: let me make a drink out of avocado. So I

1200
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:56,800
Speaker 1: decided I love bananas, and so does h straighten it

1201
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,440
Speaker 1: open the Oh he does love a good Yeah. Before

1202
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 1: he kills people, leaves a banana behind anyway he peels

1203
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 1: them today, it's the joke. What the hell? I'm sorry, Johnny.

1204
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 1: Don't let the murderer get you off. Oh, I know

1205
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:22,720
Speaker 1: I've got which I've been here a long time, avocado banana,

1206
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:25,560
Speaker 1: and then blew a gava to taste. And then I

1207
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:30,040
Speaker 1: put a rawberry banana juice, which is a naked fresh

1208
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:34,080
Speaker 1: banana and strawberry juice, okay, And and then I put

1209
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:38,520
Speaker 1: a little chocolate and vanilla. I'm in breeze. I'll take it,

1210
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:42,000
Speaker 1: which is uh, very good milk for you that's supposed

1211
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:43,960
Speaker 1: to be very hush. Have you ever seen how they

1212
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:47,560
Speaker 1: milk and almond? There's little tea you have to get

1213
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,200
Speaker 1: under there. Now, keep in mind some of us are

1214
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 1: drinking less than the year. That's me, So you're gonna

1215
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:55,840
Speaker 1: make me a mocktail. So these are all mocktails to

1216
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:59,479
Speaker 1: begin with. After these are done, then I'm gonna throw

1217
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 1: in a little on top of all of this vodka

1218
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:06,640
Speaker 1: and banana liqueur, and that comes out very good to

1219
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:08,160
Speaker 1: all right, so we need to we need to make

1220
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 1: it list. How many people want mocktails versus cocktail. I'm mocktail.

1221
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:14,480
Speaker 1: I'm doing mocktails. Offer us everybody. Okay, here we go,

1222
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:16,240
Speaker 1: and then you'll juice it up and where girl Kathleen

1223
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:19,640
Speaker 1: says she wants the cocktail full of whatever alcohol We

1224
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:23,200
Speaker 1: don't drink cocktail YouTube Uncle YouTube Uncle Greg te absolutely,

1225
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 1: and let's get going. Oh I'm excited. No, as Johnny

1226
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 1: makes the drink. We know greg T's been in the

1227
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:36,320
Speaker 1: back trying to get my poopsy surprise. Oh my god,

1228
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 1: you know they I know, the the poopsie slime surprise

1229
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:49,400
Speaker 1: unicorn I got for Christmas. Yeah, now, Gregory, yes, sir,

1230
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:52,960
Speaker 1: we've been having trouble getting my unicorn to poop Rainbow's

1231
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:56,360
Speaker 1: supposed to poop rainbow slime right in the shame of

1232
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:59,600
Speaker 1: a shape of a heart, because that's the anus's shape. Yeah,

1233
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:02,720
Speaker 1: that's can we say as yes? Yeah, and I think

1234
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:05,800
Speaker 1: in relation to a unicorn, we're okay right, so um,

1235
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 1: the whole chemick is great. Okay. I give credit to

1236
01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:12,720
Speaker 1: the marketing people behind poopsy. It's very trendy. It's a

1237
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:15,480
Speaker 1: unicorn YadA, YadA, YadA. The hair and everything's great. Yeah,

1238
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:17,640
Speaker 1: the thing is is that it doesn't quite do it

1239
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:20,160
Speaker 1: like they show you on the commercial. Because the commercial,

1240
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:23,960
Speaker 1: I mean the rainbow poo just flow, no, not like

1241
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:27,760
Speaker 1: lava from a mountain. Yeah. Well I think that that's

1242
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 1: what they wanted it to do, but it just doesn't

1243
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:32,560
Speaker 1: do it. So there's certain chemicals they get to make

1244
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:35,160
Speaker 1: in order to make poopsy do that. And really you're

1245
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:37,520
Speaker 1: making this slime with glitter. I think they'll drink Uncle

1246
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:39,640
Speaker 1: Johnny's making could probably get that stuff to come out

1247
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:42,760
Speaker 1: really fair, I think. So, So what you what you

1248
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:45,720
Speaker 1: can do is you have to feed POOPSI first glitter,

1249
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:48,000
Speaker 1: just dry glitter, yes, and then it sits like in

1250
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:51,160
Speaker 1: a cylinder in her back. Then once she's done, what

1251
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 1: happens is you have a mixture which is called unicorn food,

1252
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:56,840
Speaker 1: and you put with some water and then you put

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01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:58,440
Speaker 1: it inside this cup. All right, is it ready to

1254
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:00,520
Speaker 1: feed her? Because we're ready for that pood flow. Now,

1255
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:02,720
Speaker 1: this is the funny part on the directions. It says

1256
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:05,440
Speaker 1: quite clearly you need to shake it up like this

1257
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:08,440
Speaker 1: for thirty seconds. You get the whole you get you know,

1258
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:10,400
Speaker 1: we can't show people in the air, but you get

1259
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,400
Speaker 1: what we're doing or were shaking it. Okay, great. Now

1260
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:18,480
Speaker 1: once you shake it up, then you insert it into's mouth,

1261
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 1: insert it into her mouth, and then you squeeze it inside. Okay,

1262
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:25,440
Speaker 1: all right, we're now feeding Poopsie. Right and if you

1263
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:30,400
Speaker 1: surprise Unicorn, if you squeeze it drips down her chin.

1264
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:33,640
Speaker 1: It does. Gary said, there's a part where you have

1265
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,640
Speaker 1: to jam it back against her throat. Well it's a spoon.

1266
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:41,520
Speaker 1: That's a spoon, Froggy, okay, get it right. That happened already. Sorry,

1267
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:46,080
Speaker 1: I just remember that one part that was on the

1268
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:51,160
Speaker 1: first table. All right, okay, Now now that you fed Poopsie.

1269
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:53,000
Speaker 1: Now how long did you have to sit with that

1270
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:56,360
Speaker 1: stuff in her? Okay? Now, once you do that, then

1271
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:58,680
Speaker 1: there's a button on the back of her you switch

1272
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:01,080
Speaker 1: it over to rocking, and this is where you want

1273
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:04,920
Speaker 1: to rock her and shake her and everything. I'd be

1274
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:07,400
Speaker 1: careful exactly. Don't know what's now. Once you do that

1275
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:11,040
Speaker 1: for fifteen seconds, okay, all the mixture is now mixing

1276
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:12,840
Speaker 1: with that glutter that was already in her belly or

1277
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:15,560
Speaker 1: it's just like in your belly. Can you put certain

1278
01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:18,520
Speaker 1: foods together in your belly, it turns into a toxic

1279
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:22,440
Speaker 1: combination exactly. Okay, So once that's that, Once that's been done,

1280
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:24,800
Speaker 1: then what happens is, why are you putting the mic down?

1281
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:27,520
Speaker 1: I will put it near you so we canna hear you.

1282
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:31,240
Speaker 1: Then she has a heart shaped belly button. How cute?

1283
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:33,440
Speaker 1: I know? Okay, So now so when you when you

1284
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:35,320
Speaker 1: push the heart shaped belly button, what's supposed to happen

1285
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:37,240
Speaker 1: before you push it? So what's supposed to happen is

1286
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:41,000
Speaker 1: that all the ingredients, the water and everything mixed, whatever

1287
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:43,640
Speaker 1: came out, should go into the toilet. It's gonna come

1288
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:46,320
Speaker 1: out her heart shaped rear in yeah, okay, that's where

1289
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:49,080
Speaker 1: that's not okay. It is gonna come out her heart

1290
01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:52,400
Speaker 1: shaped rear, but not how you might think. It's not

1291
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:54,920
Speaker 1: coming out like slime. That's again, I wanted to come

1292
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:58,680
Speaker 1: out of heart shape. Wait when we play? Oh okay again,

1293
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:03,160
Speaker 1: So what happened with the directions? Even tell you once

1294
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:06,920
Speaker 1: it comes out her heart shaped But yeah, whatever mixtures

1295
01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:09,959
Speaker 1: left inside here, you add to it, you get it,

1296
01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:13,680
Speaker 1: because not everything comes out to play with it ten

1297
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:17,240
Speaker 1: to fifteen minutes, right, it has to harden I'd like

1298
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:20,160
Speaker 1: to play with mine immediately. Yeah, what did I tell you, Nate?

1299
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 1: What did I tell you? Right? Did I not tell

1300
01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:24,599
Speaker 1: you that? I said he's gonna want to play with it? Like, Okay,

1301
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:27,080
Speaker 1: is it time to push the button and let Poopsie

1302
01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:33,160
Speaker 1: do get her? Yes? Here, So I push her belly button,

1303
01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:35,639
Speaker 1: her heart shaped belly button. Okay, okay, and then autra

1304
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:38,439
Speaker 1: come all of it there it is yell, just came out.

1305
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:44,000
Speaker 1: It comes out like like you knows some fiber. Right, yeah,

1306
01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:46,920
Speaker 1: it comes out very John John to feed her banana? Okay,

1307
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 1: you could shake it out, drip right there you go.

1308
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:55,280
Speaker 1: It's not yet, it will get there. Okay, here, you

1309
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:57,800
Speaker 1: have to have patience. Now what do we do? Now?

1310
01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:00,280
Speaker 1: You take the rest of whatever's in here and you

1311
01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:02,519
Speaker 1: add it and you add it in there. Right, this

1312
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,080
Speaker 1: is what thickens her poop. Yeah, it's already the mixture

1313
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:06,840
Speaker 1: is already inside. Yeah, and now it has to sit

1314
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:09,400
Speaker 1: for ten to fifteen minutes let the air hit it.

1315
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:12,320
Speaker 1: And then does it make that growling noise that my

1316
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:18,000
Speaker 1: stomach may So basically what you've done with poopsy is

1317
01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:20,360
Speaker 1: I bet you this probably cost the company. I don't know.

1318
01:09:20,479 --> 01:09:22,519
Speaker 1: Nine dollars to make. I think her head is probably

1319
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:26,080
Speaker 1: the most. But then once it sits there fifteen minutes,

1320
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:27,920
Speaker 1: you could play with it and it's fun and that's it.

1321
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:32,040
Speaker 1: And you can buy like the unicorn poop and just

1322
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:34,719
Speaker 1: make it yourself and not to go to this whole process.

1323
01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:38,880
Speaker 1: Yeah that's because and she's right. What happens is when

1324
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:41,479
Speaker 1: you open up some of those packages, they fall or

1325
01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:43,120
Speaker 1: they mess up, so you do need to buy extra.

1326
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:44,880
Speaker 1: So I gotta be honest with it. And even though

1327
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:47,600
Speaker 1: this was a gift from a friend, yes, poopsy, the

1328
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:50,599
Speaker 1: surprize unicorn is just not it's not turning me on now.

1329
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:53,920
Speaker 1: But the gimmick. I will give the creative people behind

1330
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:56,639
Speaker 1: it credit because you know they've got like, why would

1331
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:59,280
Speaker 1: you give anyone credit? It doesn't it doesn't work. Well,

1332
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:02,200
Speaker 1: it's sort of though, because it's not working. Yeah, well

1333
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:04,040
Speaker 1: it's gonna sit. Well, we have to see after ten

1334
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:06,840
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes the minute when I'm pope, I don't gotta

1335
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:08,760
Speaker 1: let it sit for fifteen minutes. No, it just comes

1336
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:13,880
Speaker 1: but ready to go. The creativity behind the cloth the

1337
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:16,800
Speaker 1: cup but looks like a soft serve machine at dairy Quick.

1338
01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:21,320
Speaker 1: Harry unappealing. It's ready, uncle Johnny. We don't need a

1339
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:24,080
Speaker 1: poop cocktail tail. So here, let's give this to you. Elvis,

1340
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:26,760
Speaker 1: you can hold and see if they don't, don't. I'm

1341
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:28,519
Speaker 1: not gonna sit here and stare at her poop for

1342
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:30,800
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes, Daniel, you stare at her. I'll keep it

1343
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:33,080
Speaker 1: with me and when you come back it becomes ready

1344
01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:36,599
Speaker 1: glitter on my hands. Yeah, that's a pain. I will

1345
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:39,040
Speaker 1: tell you. Everyone is texting in who owns POOPSI, and

1346
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:41,639
Speaker 1: that says that they have not really enjoyed their experience

1347
01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:46,439
Speaker 1: crapsy surprise. Yeah, that makes me sad because in concept,

1348
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:50,040
Speaker 1: it really is a fantastic ideas to be, you know,

1349
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:52,479
Speaker 1: thought out better. Next time? What's wrong? I think I

1350
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:56,800
Speaker 1: inhaled them? Glitter? Oh no, come out? So how long

1351
01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:59,000
Speaker 1: to doing? Fifteen minutes? All right, so we'll check back

1352
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:02,439
Speaker 1: at twin twenty. Froggy is right, Froggy, it really is correct,

1353
01:11:02,439 --> 01:11:04,280
Speaker 1: because that's what I'm trying to tell you, that the

1354
01:11:04,479 --> 01:11:07,800
Speaker 1: concept behind the unicorn and the hair and everything and

1355
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:10,519
Speaker 1: the little coffee cup and the poop. Right, it's fun

1356
01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:13,439
Speaker 1: and it's it goes together. It's not working. It doesn't

1357
01:11:13,479 --> 01:11:16,680
Speaker 1: really work though, right, see how to be honest. Uncle

1358
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:20,040
Speaker 1: Johnny is more regular than this thing. This is very liquidy.

1359
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:22,599
Speaker 1: I don't see how this is gonna harden. I feel

1360
01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:24,960
Speaker 1: like it needs batteries and like a motor to push

1361
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:27,519
Speaker 1: it out, and it would be better. I know where

1362
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:35,560
Speaker 1: we have built in motors is defined her magic. You

1363
01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:39,160
Speaker 1: won't believe your I mean the commercial makes you run

1364
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:47,400
Speaker 1: out of ronane. All right, so this is poopsy slime

1365
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:53,080
Speaker 1: surprise Unicorn. Proceed with caution. The Morning Show's official Twitter

1366
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:57,840
Speaker 1: accounts with us Elvis Duran showtow hashtag You're an ask

1367
01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:01,439
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. If eating a decadent

1368
01:12:01,479 --> 01:12:04,840
Speaker 1: burrito for only a dollar sounds unbelievable, it is go

1369
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:07,679
Speaker 1: to Taco Bell tried the delicious new one dollar Grande

1370
01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:10,960
Speaker 1: burritos and chicken enchilada or three cheese nacho only on

1371
01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:24,320
Speaker 1: Taco Bell's new Cravings Value menu. Value beyond belief. It creates,

1372
01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:36,519
Speaker 1: oh my god, freaking crazy. What's crazy? All copping bottles.

1373
01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:53,559
Speaker 1: I'm on a boat, bitch, got someone. Yes, everyone's enjoying

1374
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:58,560
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny's mocktail and cocktail today. Thank you. Like I

1375
01:12:58,680 --> 01:13:00,920
Speaker 1: would go to a smoothie shop and order this. Yes,

1376
01:13:01,479 --> 01:13:05,799
Speaker 1: just go to Uncle Johnny's house the ABC avocado banana chocolate.

1377
01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:08,120
Speaker 1: It really is good and I feel I can still

1378
01:13:08,360 --> 01:13:10,479
Speaker 1: I can still stir, stir, I can drive the ship

1379
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:13,040
Speaker 1: because I'm not I'm not having alcohol. I have one

1380
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:15,800
Speaker 1: here with with alcohol, are you No, I'm not gonna

1381
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:18,000
Speaker 1: do it. I'm being a good boy, Uncle Johnny. Okay,

1382
01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:21,519
Speaker 1: we'll have my team's laded. Okay, only a half martini

1383
01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:26,400
Speaker 1: for me, which is still leeful anyway around the room. Hey,

1384
01:13:26,479 --> 01:13:30,240
Speaker 1: producer Sam, how are you today? I'm doing okay. How's

1385
01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:33,599
Speaker 1: your remark? Tail from Uncle Johnny? It's very good. It's

1386
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:34,960
Speaker 1: good for you, even though it has a lot of

1387
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,920
Speaker 1: agave in it and a little bit of chocolate. You know.

1388
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,960
Speaker 1: That's what's going on. So this might sound like a

1389
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:41,360
Speaker 1: negative thing, but I want everyone to take the positive

1390
01:13:41,439 --> 01:13:43,439
Speaker 1: parts out of it. So I was talking with a

1391
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:46,080
Speaker 1: couple of friends yesterday and they were both in these

1392
01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:48,960
Speaker 1: situations where you just kind of feel like you're alone.

1393
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:51,479
Speaker 1: And we've all hit those different parts of our life,

1394
01:13:51,479 --> 01:13:54,320
Speaker 1: whether it be your job or your relationship or a

1395
01:13:54,439 --> 01:13:57,400
Speaker 1: problem with some family member at home. Those things that

1396
01:13:57,479 --> 01:13:59,720
Speaker 1: are hard to talk to and you feel really isolated.

1397
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:02,400
Speaker 1: I just want to remind you going through that today

1398
01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:05,080
Speaker 1: that you are really not and that there are people

1399
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:06,960
Speaker 1: you can find to talk to who love you and

1400
01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:09,920
Speaker 1: will understand. So whatever you're dealing with, I'm sure it's

1401
01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:12,280
Speaker 1: hard and it sucks, but if you can find that

1402
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,080
Speaker 1: person to reach out to them again. I had two

1403
01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:16,519
Speaker 1: friends yesterday and I had such a loving, fulfilled day

1404
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:18,360
Speaker 1: talking to them and they're going to be fine. So

1405
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:20,760
Speaker 1: I want you to know that about yourself as well.

1406
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:23,360
Speaker 1: I just gets a feeling sometimes if producer Sam wasn't here,

1407
01:14:23,439 --> 01:14:28,280
Speaker 1: this would be like working in hell. He always takes

1408
01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:31,080
Speaker 1: such very good care of everyone. We appreciate it. Perspective

1409
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:32,960
Speaker 1: is really important, and Mom gave that to me, so

1410
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:36,200
Speaker 1: I try and carry that around always. How are you

1411
01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:39,360
Speaker 1: doing a beautiful South of Florida today, I'm doing very well.

1412
01:14:39,439 --> 01:14:41,200
Speaker 1: And as you know, I told you that we're trying

1413
01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:43,760
Speaker 1: to fix our house up to sell our house. So

1414
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:46,559
Speaker 1: I want you to know that passive aggressive. We say

1415
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:48,400
Speaker 1: that it doesn't get you anywhere, but it really does.

1416
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:51,880
Speaker 1: Yesterday I come home and Lisa says, yeah, she's talking

1417
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:54,360
Speaker 1: to the dogs. It would really be nice if Daddy

1418
01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:55,720
Speaker 1: took care of the things that we put on the

1419
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:58,240
Speaker 1: list for today. Is she talking to you through the dogs?

1420
01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:00,800
Speaker 1: Guess what daddy did. Daddy care of everything on the

1421
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:07,959
Speaker 1: list for So passive aggressive does work sometimes exactly exactly.

1422
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:11,320
Speaker 1: I always use passive aggressive times. You gotta do it, Danielle,

1423
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,680
Speaker 1: what's up? So? Um? I got a question for the

1424
01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:17,280
Speaker 1: boys in the room. How come you can't change a

1425
01:15:17,479 --> 01:15:21,040
Speaker 1: damn toilet paper roll? Like, even if the toilet paper

1426
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:24,320
Speaker 1: roll is right there in front of you, you still

1427
01:15:24,479 --> 01:15:27,200
Speaker 1: can't put it. Oh yeah, no, I just unroll it

1428
01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:29,200
Speaker 1: with my hand and sipped in the back of the toilet. Yeah,

1429
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:31,960
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a guy thing. Not one guy

1430
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:34,120
Speaker 1: in my house can change the damn toilet paper roll.

1431
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:37,000
Speaker 1: I got change it every time? Is what the hell

1432
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:41,479
Speaker 1: is going on? As the new one on top? I

1433
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:44,760
Speaker 1: know I always because you know I covet my charman ultra.

1434
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:46,840
Speaker 1: I want to make sure it's on its proper throne.

1435
01:15:46,920 --> 01:15:50,599
Speaker 1: Throne I I I change it. Well, you're the only one.

1436
01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:56,120
Speaker 1: You're not a guy. I'm looking the bathroom screaming, so

1437
01:15:56,280 --> 01:15:58,439
Speaker 1: all guys, can we try to do better? So Danielle

1438
01:15:58,520 --> 01:16:00,720
Speaker 1: was top screaming, Hey guy, see what's going on with you?

1439
01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:03,519
Speaker 1: So a lot of people say that Producer Sam and

1440
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:06,080
Speaker 1: I have the same voice, and we've realized we have

1441
01:16:06,120 --> 01:16:08,200
Speaker 1: a lot of things in common in today. I think

1442
01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:11,240
Speaker 1: we've gone just too far. Both of us have a

1443
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:14,479
Speaker 1: unicorn horn on our heads. I'm uncomfortable both of us.

1444
01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:17,080
Speaker 1: How is that even possible? Yes, I actually mean you

1445
01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:18,920
Speaker 1: touch my skull. There's the horn like a little if

1446
01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:21,200
Speaker 1: you touch our heads. Each of us have this weird bump.

1447
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:22,880
Speaker 1: I've been going around my whole life. Said, I mean

1448
01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:25,080
Speaker 1: nint of progress. And Gandhi said that to me this morning.

1449
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:28,160
Speaker 1: It's the same as all of us who have a coxtics. Yeah,

1450
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:30,519
Speaker 1: we all have. We all have a tailbone. But you

1451
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:32,439
Speaker 1: can't see it, but you can feel it. Right. So

1452
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:35,160
Speaker 1: you if I put my finger on your forehead Gandhi

1453
01:16:35,240 --> 01:16:37,400
Speaker 1: and your forehead Sam, I wouldn't feel like what would

1454
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:40,679
Speaker 1: it used to be a Uncle Donny feel Producer Sam's

1455
01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:43,679
Speaker 1: a unicorn trying to bone in the back. You told

1456
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:47,280
Speaker 1: me it's it's your tailbone. Give me that finger. Let

1457
01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:49,680
Speaker 1: me put him on my face. Here. Now you put

1458
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:53,439
Speaker 1: your finger on Uncle Johnny's tailbone. He feels my bump. Okay,

1459
01:16:54,120 --> 01:16:58,200
Speaker 1: feel Uncle, feel a Gandhi's a unicorn hump? Oh, yes,

1460
01:16:58,360 --> 01:17:01,599
Speaker 1: what the hell, here's my here's my question. Here's my question.

1461
01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:04,559
Speaker 1: How did you discover this that I had a unicorn? Well?

1462
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:06,280
Speaker 1: Did you both have it each other? Oh? Because I

1463
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:07,800
Speaker 1: was telling her this morning. I was like, oh, I

1464
01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:09,519
Speaker 1: actually get called a unicorn all the time because I

1465
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:10,920
Speaker 1: have this little horn on my head. And I told

1466
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:12,840
Speaker 1: her and she said, oh, my god, this is too much.

1467
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:14,320
Speaker 1: One of us has to leave. And then she showed

1468
01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:17,240
Speaker 1: me her unicorn horn. Now Sam's is in the center

1469
01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:20,479
Speaker 1: of her forehead and Gandhi's a little to the less.

1470
01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:28,240
Speaker 1: Mine would not be centered. So weird. It's so great

1471
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:32,240
Speaker 1: that you now have another thing to U compare. Your

1472
01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:34,479
Speaker 1: voices are alike, and now you both have unicorn horns.

1473
01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:38,040
Speaker 1: I have two horns that are back here, and I

1474
01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:41,240
Speaker 1: have three sixes on my head. Nate saw those the

1475
01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:44,439
Speaker 1: other day, right, he found my three six Hey. In

1476
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:49,639
Speaker 1: the world of ghosting and haunting and zombiing and and cushioning,

1477
01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:52,679
Speaker 1: you know these are all terms who've been using in dating. Well,

1478
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:56,360
Speaker 1: you ghost people and you you're cushioning. There's new ones

1479
01:17:56,400 --> 01:18:00,559
Speaker 1: for the new year. Pocketing, what pocketing. Pocket It's when

1480
01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:04,439
Speaker 1: you're hiding the person, when you're hiding the person you're

1481
01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:08,320
Speaker 1: dating from everyone else. Oh have you ever pocketed? Gandhi?

1482
01:18:08,479 --> 01:18:11,040
Speaker 1: I am a notorious pocketer. For a very very long

1483
01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:13,280
Speaker 1: amount of time. I actually didn't even tell my mom

1484
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:15,200
Speaker 1: I had a boyfriend for about a year, and then

1485
01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:17,040
Speaker 1: finally she said I had to dream had a boyfriend.

1486
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:19,360
Speaker 1: I was like, damn it about cookie jarring? What the

1487
01:18:19,439 --> 01:18:22,360
Speaker 1: hell is that keeps someone around? It's in case planet

1488
01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:27,599
Speaker 1: doesn't work out. Oh yeah, everyone have a cookie jar Yeah,

1489
01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:32,920
Speaker 1: I mean not okay anyway, just getting you off to

1490
01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:35,760
Speaker 1: a new year of dating. But still you're dating. You're

1491
01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:38,280
Speaker 1: loving being single, right, Gandhi? I love being single. Yeah,

1492
01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:40,599
Speaker 1: it's fun. Even though the other day Dave Brody tried

1493
01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:42,679
Speaker 1: to convince you you're in love with mister six one seven,

1494
01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:45,200
Speaker 1: but we really really went for that one. Yeah, you

1495
01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:47,760
Speaker 1: love him. I have love for him. I'm not in

1496
01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:50,320
Speaker 1: love with him. I think there's a big difference in that.

1497
01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:56,080
Speaker 1: Danielle's smiling like I'm wrong, She's enjoying lots of his company. Yeah,

1498
01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:58,560
Speaker 1: I enjoying. It's fun. It's fun, of course, you know

1499
01:18:58,560 --> 01:19:00,600
Speaker 1: what's kind of weird because Danielle is the Yenta of

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01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:03,120
Speaker 1: the room. She wants she wants everyone to be in

1501
01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:05,560
Speaker 1: the perfect relationship. You want to be happy, you do.

1502
01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:08,040
Speaker 1: But sometimes people are happy not being in a relationship

1503
01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:10,479
Speaker 1: and you you refuse to see that. And some people

1504
01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:12,519
Speaker 1: are happy being in a relationship for a very long

1505
01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:15,280
Speaker 1: time and just staying there, yeah, and not doing anything

1506
01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:18,080
Speaker 1: about it. I actually relate to that too, But Danielle

1507
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:20,920
Speaker 1: it's okay for her, of course it is. I'm just

1508
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:23,280
Speaker 1: happy she's happy. Thanks. I'm very happy. It's a great

1509
01:19:23,320 --> 01:19:25,840
Speaker 1: situation for the time being. It's awesome, all right, for

1510
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:28,320
Speaker 1: the time being. Well, you know, he's going away in

1511
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:30,320
Speaker 1: a month. Yea, that is true. He's going away. So

1512
01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:31,920
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?

1513
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:38,120
Speaker 1: Not not, he's not doing hard time. He actually, Hey,

1514
01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:43,280
Speaker 1: let's check in on poopsy slime surprise unicorn. Yeah, last

1515
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:45,160
Speaker 1: time he checked in, it was dripping out of it.

1516
01:19:45,479 --> 01:19:48,560
Speaker 1: But it's supposed to be like solid slime, isn't it.

1517
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:51,880
Speaker 1: Now it's still totally liquid. So either great Tea didn't

1518
01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:54,519
Speaker 1: put enough powder in it, or it's just a piece

1519
01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:58,840
Speaker 1: of crap. Literally, Well, it's it's a little watery crap.

1520
01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:02,040
Speaker 1: It's literally great tea. This thing. You know, what should

1521
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:03,479
Speaker 1: I tell the person who gave it to me? It's

1522
01:20:03,479 --> 01:20:07,600
Speaker 1: a total failte Gregory, I knew this. It's not me

1523
01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:10,960
Speaker 1: I did that. That's exactly what. No one's blaming you,

1524
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:15,719
Speaker 1: all right, So it is going to make We haven't

1525
01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:18,280
Speaker 1: heard from one person who says it works. Well, there

1526
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:20,680
Speaker 1: you go, exactly. It's been over twenty minutes, Tame. You

1527
01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:22,840
Speaker 1: know it did work. Is Uncle Johnny's blender. It made

1528
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:26,840
Speaker 1: some fabulous cocktails. And how many people in the room

1529
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:30,560
Speaker 1: are having cocktails with alcohol? Just greg tea, Yeah, this

1530
01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:32,680
Speaker 1: is the last time it runs in the family. And

1531
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:36,479
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny, you're having with alcohol, and so are you.

1532
01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:39,000
Speaker 1: Ye you know my my alcoholic father. You know, he

1533
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:42,200
Speaker 1: went right to me. So that's why I drink. I'm drinking.

1534
01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:44,639
Speaker 1: That's not it's not always how it happens, right anyway,

1535
01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:46,599
Speaker 1: And when Johnny, these are some of the best drinks

1536
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:49,120
Speaker 1: you've ever made with avocado banana chocolate. I believe we'll

1537
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:54,160
Speaker 1: be uh posting the recipe at Elvis Duran doc. Okay,

1538
01:20:54,280 --> 01:21:00,920
Speaker 1: all right, really good, Uncle Johnny. Yeah you're ready, I'm ready. Go. Okay,

1539
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:04,519
Speaker 1: these are the two twenty nineteen. Knock knock jokes? All right,

1540
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:12,360
Speaker 1: all right, knock knock Noah, No, no alcohol in these

1541
01:21:12,479 --> 01:21:16,840
Speaker 1: drink it drinks is boring. No, no, it was alright.

1542
01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:25,679
Speaker 1: Knock knock justice Justice, just justice one time, but only

1543
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:29,600
Speaker 1: because it's your birthday, Oh dear, all right, we'll try this.

1544
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:37,400
Speaker 1: Knock knock, howser, houser, Kelly, not in jail. That's a

1545
01:21:37,479 --> 01:21:43,080
Speaker 1: very good point. That's a good but knock knock justin, justin,

1546
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:48,880
Speaker 1: just in my hand, but my butt hurts tonight. Oh good,

1547
01:21:49,479 --> 01:21:51,519
Speaker 1: I write the hands for the final one for the

1548
01:21:51,760 --> 01:22:00,040
Speaker 1: fabulous day. Knockdock, I do, I do, Nate if my

1549
01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:14,320
Speaker 1: pen its work twenty nineteen. Sorry, sorry, all right, that

1550
01:22:14,479 --> 01:22:23,240
Speaker 1: was awesome. Oh alrighty, we're about to do sound in

1551
01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:28,120
Speaker 1: a second. I'm just still digesting with jokes. Hello, Garrett, Hello,

1552
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:34,960
Speaker 1: good morning. I don't no, I don't know who. I

1553
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:42,120
Speaker 1: don't little boy blow no no, can you do the

1554
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:48,560
Speaker 1: Michael No, no, no, no, you basically both just did it. Garrett.

1555
01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:51,960
Speaker 1: Let's go, Garrett, let's talk. Let's talk about Jimmy Kimmel

1556
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:54,000
Speaker 1: from last night. He was talking about baby Shark making

1557
01:22:54,280 --> 01:22:56,640
Speaker 1: the hot one hundred charts. Yeah, baby Shark is on

1558
01:22:56,720 --> 01:22:59,360
Speaker 1: the hot one hundred. Believe her Baby Shark is so

1559
01:22:59,439 --> 01:23:01,800
Speaker 1: big now it's just got engaged to Ariana Grande and

1560
01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:05,720
Speaker 1: they're how this scot into the top forty. I really

1561
01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:08,760
Speaker 1: don't know, but I don't think I'm overreacting when I say,

1562
01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:12,160
Speaker 1: whoever is responsible for it should be logged in prison

1563
01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:14,280
Speaker 1: for the rest of their lives, and then when they die,

1564
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:16,800
Speaker 1: their bodies should be fed to the very sharks. They

1565
01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:21,880
Speaker 1: say it's huge at least five times a day in

1566
01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:25,719
Speaker 1: my house. There's a new docuseries on Netflix called Murder Mountain.

1567
01:23:25,800 --> 01:23:28,880
Speaker 1: It's a place in northern California people are moving to

1568
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:32,600
Speaker 1: to grow pot. Problem is people are disappearing. Yeah, I

1569
01:23:32,640 --> 01:23:34,920
Speaker 1: don't no, it's yeah, it's still a very dangerous business.

1570
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:38,880
Speaker 1: Since driving here, I've been I've been shot at, I've

1571
01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:44,240
Speaker 1: been beaten. I've been kidnapped three times, had a gun

1572
01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:46,880
Speaker 1: shot to my mouth, tied to a chair, kicked down

1573
01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:52,800
Speaker 1: a flight of stairs, hunted ruthlessly through town. And I

1574
01:23:52,840 --> 01:23:54,600
Speaker 1: don't think I'll ever leave. I love it here. This

1575
01:23:54,680 --> 01:24:00,320
Speaker 1: is a weekend at Nate's house Northern California. Some start

1576
01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:02,479
Speaker 1: a petition on change dot org that has over a

1577
01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:06,360
Speaker 1: million signatures. They want the song Sweet Victory from SpongeBob

1578
01:24:06,439 --> 01:24:09,000
Speaker 1: SquarePants to be performed at the Super Bowl this year. Well,

1579
01:24:09,240 --> 01:24:12,720
Speaker 1: he originally performed it at Bowl the bubble Ball on

1580
01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:20,080
Speaker 1: SpongeBob SquarePants. How many people have signed over a million?

1581
01:24:20,320 --> 01:24:29,439
Speaker 1: All right? All right? I saw this video. It's a

1582
01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:34,080
Speaker 1: virtual assistant reading an emoji filled text from a Teenagerio

1583
01:24:34,160 --> 01:24:38,760
Speaker 1: Reynolds said, thirty five emoji, A grinning face, a sunglasses face,

1584
01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:43,200
Speaker 1: a crazy face, seven smiley faces, a face crying with laughter,

1585
01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:46,479
Speaker 1: two faces with tongue out, two faces with not as

1586
01:24:46,520 --> 01:24:49,680
Speaker 1: interesting faces. Sounds like a good time that faces, a

1587
01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:53,439
Speaker 1: goody face, three kissing faces to an upside all right,

1588
01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:55,559
Speaker 1: sounds like a positive text as opposed to a negative

1589
01:24:55,760 --> 01:24:58,760
Speaker 1: very much. I know eggplant emoji either. New music that's

1590
01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:00,920
Speaker 1: out today, Sam Smith Normal Annie, this is dancing with

1591
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:10,479
Speaker 1: a stranger. Good to baby? Somebody story? All right? Our

1592
01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:12,840
Speaker 1: friends Dan and Shay, who are in New York right now,

1593
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:15,799
Speaker 1: released in an acoustic version of their song speechless Oo.

1594
01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:18,439
Speaker 1: Dan and Shay are in New York and they're not

1595
01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:23,519
Speaker 1: here to see us. Hold on, did I boil their cover? That?

1596
01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:25,479
Speaker 1: That's not good. I can't believe that Dan and Shay

1597
01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:27,040
Speaker 1: would come to town. And maybe it was like a

1598
01:25:27,160 --> 01:25:28,920
Speaker 1: quick thing where they all right, all right, well what

1599
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:31,879
Speaker 1: did they? They released an acoustic version of their song Speechless.

1600
01:25:31,920 --> 01:25:34,720
Speaker 1: It sounds even better than the produced version on the

1601
01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:39,120
Speaker 1: Lags and nine. I thank god you can read my mind.

1602
01:25:39,720 --> 01:25:43,479
Speaker 1: I love them your wedding song. I love them, but

1603
01:25:43,600 --> 01:25:51,240
Speaker 1: a little less today. We may have to get them

1604
01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:56,960
Speaker 1: to perform at the wedding. You have to. I can do.

1605
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:08,160
Speaker 1: Dan and Shade. They're so incredible. But are awesome nice guys. Yes,

1606
01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:12,880
Speaker 1: and that is it. And you're a good American. Thank you, Froggy.

1607
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:14,519
Speaker 1: Is it true you have some food news on the way?

1608
01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:18,920
Speaker 1: I do excellent? Should we get into news? All right?

1609
01:26:20,360 --> 01:26:24,439
Speaker 1: Gandhi ready? I was looking for the Gondhi noise headlines

1610
01:26:24,520 --> 01:26:26,920
Speaker 1: as of right now? What's going on? Authorities in Wisconsin

1611
01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:29,400
Speaker 1: will hold a press conference this morning about thirteen year

1612
01:26:29,439 --> 01:26:31,640
Speaker 1: old Jamie Class, the missing teen who was found a

1613
01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:35,000
Speaker 1: live months after disappearing. She was discovered yesterday in a

1614
01:26:35,080 --> 01:26:39,000
Speaker 1: remote area in northern Wisconsin, and her parents were shot

1615
01:26:39,080 --> 01:26:41,040
Speaker 1: to death when she went missing. She was able to

1616
01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:43,680
Speaker 1: flee from her captor get someone to call nine one one.

1617
01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:46,120
Speaker 1: A suspect was later taken into custody, but has not

1618
01:26:46,240 --> 01:26:50,240
Speaker 1: been identified just yet. In Florida, Governor Ronda Santis is

1619
01:26:50,280 --> 01:26:53,599
Speaker 1: expected to suspend Roward Sheriff Scott Israel and replace him

1620
01:26:53,640 --> 01:26:56,080
Speaker 1: with a former sergeant who has a background in active

1621
01:26:56,120 --> 01:26:59,519
Speaker 1: shooter training. Israel's leadership of the agency came under fire

1622
01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:03,599
Speaker 1: and seemed extensive criticism over the February fourteenth Marjorie Stoneman

1623
01:27:03,640 --> 01:27:07,280
Speaker 1: Douglas High SCHOOLTCH massacre. A huge winter storm expected to

1624
01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:09,720
Speaker 1: drop a lot of snow from Denver all the way

1625
01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:12,120
Speaker 1: up to the New York area. Forecasters say the snow

1626
01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:14,439
Speaker 1: won't let up until Sunday and some of the worst

1627
01:27:14,479 --> 01:27:18,040
Speaker 1: areas hit will get ten inches. Playoff games happening this

1628
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:21,000
Speaker 1: weekend with the Eagles taking on the Saints Sunday, Fly

1629
01:27:21,160 --> 01:27:23,320
Speaker 1: Eagles Fly. And if you have a chance to pop

1630
01:27:23,360 --> 01:27:26,120
Speaker 1: into the Lego Land in Philadelphia, do it because they

1631
01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:29,800
Speaker 1: are trolling Chicago Bears kicker Cody Parkey and celebrating the

1632
01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:35,120
Speaker 1: wind with a reenactment in Lego of the double Doink. Yeah,

1633
01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:37,519
Speaker 1: I want to see that it's in Lego form in

1634
01:27:37,640 --> 01:27:38,920
Speaker 1: Lego Forum. And if you don't know what the double

1635
01:27:38,960 --> 01:27:41,640
Speaker 1: doink is? He hit the posts at Yes, and a

1636
01:27:41,720 --> 01:27:44,200
Speaker 1: new study found that men are more sensitive when it

1637
01:27:44,280 --> 01:27:47,360
Speaker 1: comes to pain than women. They also discovered men remember

1638
01:27:47,400 --> 01:27:49,840
Speaker 1: earlier pain with more clarity and as a result, get

1639
01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:53,040
Speaker 1: more stressed out when suffering this same pain again. Of

1640
01:27:53,160 --> 01:27:56,360
Speaker 1: course a fact. We squeeze a baby through that and

1641
01:27:56,880 --> 01:27:59,920
Speaker 1: then we do it again because we forget the pain. Yeah,

1642
01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:02,880
Speaker 1: the rage just tested humans advice. Where are you from?

1643
01:28:02,920 --> 01:28:04,639
Speaker 1: By the way, I did take an accent. The guys

1644
01:28:04,680 --> 01:28:07,160
Speaker 1: would do it once and I'm doing isn't just a

1645
01:28:07,160 --> 01:28:11,280
Speaker 1: little bit, yeah, a little bit? Thank you God than accent.

1646
01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:20,360
Speaker 1: In the show Monday at ten, meet the next generation

1647
01:28:20,520 --> 01:28:23,599
Speaker 1: of the Bosses on MTV's Made in Staten Island. They're

1648
01:28:23,680 --> 01:28:26,160
Speaker 1: ready to change the world. But will they fall into

1649
01:28:26,200 --> 01:28:28,760
Speaker 1: the street life or can they leave it behind? Don't

1650
01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:32,000
Speaker 1: miss Maide in Staten Island Monday at ten nine Central

1651
01:28:32,120 --> 01:28:41,160
Speaker 1: on MTV. Thank God, you're listening to us and they're

1652
01:28:41,240 --> 01:28:45,200
Speaker 1: having a very very intimate conversation with Uncle Johnny. But

1653
01:28:45,280 --> 01:28:48,040
Speaker 1: now we're not going to do it now, Uncle Johnny.

1654
01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:51,080
Speaker 1: I gotta say your cocktails today, your mocktails today, because

1655
01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:53,080
Speaker 1: a lot of us decided not to have alcohol. They're

1656
01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:57,760
Speaker 1: fantastically thank you. So now that I'm entering the year

1657
01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:04,400
Speaker 1: of what am I calling it marriage consciousness, a sober consciousness, ye,

1658
01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:09,599
Speaker 1: marriages later sober consciousness, I am being very conscious about

1659
01:29:09,840 --> 01:29:12,640
Speaker 1: about my drinking and I'm doing that thing that I

1660
01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:15,240
Speaker 1: learned in that book that I thumbed through, that you know,

1661
01:29:15,320 --> 01:29:17,760
Speaker 1: before you decide you have to have a drink, do

1662
01:29:17,880 --> 01:29:20,400
Speaker 1: you really have to? And of course the pressure is

1663
01:29:20,439 --> 01:29:22,680
Speaker 1: on when you're out with your friends, and the term

1664
01:29:22,800 --> 01:29:26,960
Speaker 1: is sober curious rather than going totally sober. I'm like, well,

1665
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:28,960
Speaker 1: I'll have a drink here and there, but I'm gonna

1666
01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:31,559
Speaker 1: stop and think about why I'm doing it. First. Am

1667
01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:32,880
Speaker 1: I doing it because I want to? And I can?

1668
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:35,519
Speaker 1: That's great? Do it fun if you do get because

1669
01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:37,840
Speaker 1: of the pressure, and you should try to not. For instance,

1670
01:29:37,960 --> 01:29:40,560
Speaker 1: last night had dinner with Dana and I had a

1671
01:29:40,720 --> 01:29:43,040
Speaker 1: half half a cocktail at dinner. It's all I had.

1672
01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:45,560
Speaker 1: So I went home and I was home and I

1673
01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:47,200
Speaker 1: wasn't sleeping. I'm like, you know, I'm gonna have to

1674
01:29:47,320 --> 01:29:49,479
Speaker 1: tell a little vodka on the rocks to kind of,

1675
01:29:49,479 --> 01:29:52,120
Speaker 1: you know, chill me out. And I was thinking, no,

1676
01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:55,040
Speaker 1: I don't have to do that. That's why I was

1677
01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:59,920
Speaker 1: awake until two am. My brain just wouldn't shut off.

1678
01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:03,800
Speaker 1: But and I kept thinking, well, now it's one am.

1679
01:30:03,840 --> 01:30:05,160
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go have a drink at one

1680
01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:07,400
Speaker 1: am in an apartment by myself, because that's just like

1681
01:30:07,800 --> 01:30:10,960
Speaker 1: very telling. So you know that. I started thinking, how

1682
01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:14,519
Speaker 1: can we apply this thinking about it to almost everything

1683
01:30:14,600 --> 01:30:16,840
Speaker 1: we do and say in life? Yeah? Wow, what a

1684
01:30:16,920 --> 01:30:18,880
Speaker 1: great world we live in if we actually thought about

1685
01:30:18,920 --> 01:30:21,160
Speaker 1: it before we said it or did it whatever that is.

1686
01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:23,879
Speaker 1: I can't do that. He means what he needs stressful

1687
01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:26,519
Speaker 1: thinking of things before I say them. My goodness, now

1688
01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:30,240
Speaker 1: I know what's up. Scary At a bar, I just

1689
01:30:30,320 --> 01:30:32,800
Speaker 1: feel like I need to hold something. You can just

1690
01:30:32,880 --> 01:30:35,600
Speaker 1: get a get a club soda in the bathroom. I

1691
01:30:35,720 --> 01:30:38,680
Speaker 1: just got to hold something and then you you don't

1692
01:30:38,760 --> 01:30:41,000
Speaker 1: need it. It's fun. I like, I love going out

1693
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:43,280
Speaker 1: and having cocktails. But you know, I don't know, but

1694
01:30:44,040 --> 01:30:46,040
Speaker 1: I could. I could just go out and have like

1695
01:30:46,160 --> 01:30:48,439
Speaker 1: a soda or something, but I'd have to have a

1696
01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:53,240
Speaker 1: joint before I got there. Okay, your honest uncle Johnny

1697
01:30:54,080 --> 01:30:59,040
Speaker 1: so much. I get it. Hey, uh, I noticed this

1698
01:30:59,400 --> 01:31:01,679
Speaker 1: last time I was behind the wheel. Do you drive

1699
01:31:02,120 --> 01:31:05,519
Speaker 1: faster when the music is louder? Yeah? And if the

1700
01:31:05,640 --> 01:31:08,240
Speaker 1: music is mellow and kind of soothing, do you slow

1701
01:31:08,320 --> 01:31:10,720
Speaker 1: it down? Yeah a little bit. Isn't that funny how

1702
01:31:12,439 --> 01:31:16,680
Speaker 1: how you're driving patterns totally match the music you're listening to.

1703
01:31:16,960 --> 01:31:18,800
Speaker 1: I like to drive like a certain time to day.

1704
01:31:18,800 --> 01:31:20,880
Speaker 1: If it's the nighttime and I'm going home and I'm

1705
01:31:20,880 --> 01:31:22,960
Speaker 1: trying to get ready for bed, it will be very

1706
01:31:23,080 --> 01:31:25,160
Speaker 1: mellow music that I'll put on in the car to

1707
01:31:25,280 --> 01:31:26,680
Speaker 1: kind of get me in the mood for and I

1708
01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:28,680
Speaker 1: get home and go to sleep. Yeah. Otherwise, if it's

1709
01:31:29,760 --> 01:31:32,360
Speaker 1: like you're speeding, usually, I guarantee if I asked any

1710
01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:33,960
Speaker 1: one of you, if you've gotten a speeding ticket, you'll

1711
01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:36,320
Speaker 1: remember the song that was playing when you got pulled over.

1712
01:31:36,439 --> 01:31:39,120
Speaker 1: Mine hit me with your best shot, Pat Pennatar. I

1713
01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:42,200
Speaker 1: got pulled over because I was jam I was jamming

1714
01:31:42,280 --> 01:31:43,800
Speaker 1: to that thing. It would have been spining, too, because

1715
01:31:43,800 --> 01:31:45,559
Speaker 1: I'd be trying to drive away from that song. It's

1716
01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:50,120
Speaker 1: a great driving song. I can't believe you. So I

1717
01:31:50,280 --> 01:31:52,560
Speaker 1: notice anytime I see a fast and furious movie and

1718
01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:54,439
Speaker 1: I leave the parking lot, it is like a death

1719
01:31:54,520 --> 01:31:57,559
Speaker 1: trap because everyone's trying to like Tokyo drift their way

1720
01:31:57,600 --> 01:32:00,320
Speaker 1: out because they saw this movie another inspired I hate that.

1721
01:32:00,560 --> 01:32:02,320
Speaker 1: Last time Scary and I had to go upstate to

1722
01:32:02,360 --> 01:32:03,760
Speaker 1: do something, we were driving home in my car with

1723
01:32:03,880 --> 01:32:05,960
Speaker 1: the top down, and he had the BPM channel on

1724
01:32:06,120 --> 01:32:08,360
Speaker 1: Serious XM on it's like, you know, the beach permitted,

1725
01:32:08,400 --> 01:32:11,599
Speaker 1: It's and I looked down. I was driving one hundred

1726
01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:19,280
Speaker 1: and seventy five miles per hour. Can you not drive

1727
01:32:19,360 --> 01:32:21,760
Speaker 1: fast when Scrillis is doing this thing? The other day

1728
01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:23,760
Speaker 1: I was driving and I was driving to High Hopes

1729
01:32:23,800 --> 01:32:26,320
Speaker 1: by Panic of the Disco and just flying and that

1730
01:32:26,439 --> 01:32:29,519
Speaker 1: song is one of those that just gets you going. Hey,

1731
01:32:29,760 --> 01:32:32,160
Speaker 1: I was reading earlier for those who were in need

1732
01:32:32,240 --> 01:32:38,160
Speaker 1: of shelter. Uh, it's now official. Renting is cheaper than

1733
01:32:38,280 --> 01:32:40,920
Speaker 1: buying in the US. I knew this day would come.

1734
01:32:41,439 --> 01:32:45,360
Speaker 1: It's more affordable. The city's like Miami, New York City, Seattle, Philly, Boston,

1735
01:32:45,439 --> 01:32:51,200
Speaker 1: San Francisco. No, no, yes, it's actually cheaper, more affordable

1736
01:32:51,240 --> 01:32:54,920
Speaker 1: to rent. But in Philly, in Philadelphia County, actually it's

1737
01:32:54,960 --> 01:32:58,680
Speaker 1: it's sort of even. Actually, But anyway, for so long

1738
01:32:58,760 --> 01:33:00,919
Speaker 1: people fought well to be the part of that American

1739
01:33:01,040 --> 01:33:02,599
Speaker 1: dream you need to go out and put money down

1740
01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:04,880
Speaker 1: on a piece of properties, and if you can, it's great,

1741
01:33:04,920 --> 01:33:07,920
Speaker 1: but you don't have to. Now let's move to cars,

1742
01:33:08,680 --> 01:33:14,840
Speaker 1: releasing versus buying. Yeah, can't you buy a car? What?

1743
01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:17,160
Speaker 1: Because I like to have a new one every three years?

1744
01:33:17,439 --> 01:33:23,160
Speaker 1: Disposable disposable disposable automobiles. Well not really, because yeah, yeah,

1745
01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:26,840
Speaker 1: they're recycled after you're done release it. Yeah, but I

1746
01:33:27,160 --> 01:33:29,240
Speaker 1: just can't. I like having the option to get in

1747
01:33:29,439 --> 01:33:32,400
Speaker 1: three years a new car. So that's why I lease it. Wow,

1748
01:33:32,600 --> 01:33:34,720
Speaker 1: if you buy it, then you don't do that. And

1749
01:33:34,880 --> 01:33:37,879
Speaker 1: that funny how the car you drive is so closely

1750
01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:42,120
Speaker 1: linked to you and your image and personality. Yeah, it's

1751
01:33:42,120 --> 01:33:44,400
Speaker 1: like the car is great and you fall in love

1752
01:33:44,439 --> 01:33:46,280
Speaker 1: with it, and then three years later you're like, pif

1753
01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:49,800
Speaker 1: yeah that old thing bucket a bolt, I would get

1754
01:33:49,840 --> 01:33:51,680
Speaker 1: the same if I love the car, I'd get the

1755
01:33:51,720 --> 01:33:54,479
Speaker 1: same car, just maybe a different color and upgraded model.

1756
01:33:54,800 --> 01:33:56,800
Speaker 1: When you lease it, do they take care of it?

1757
01:33:57,120 --> 01:34:01,160
Speaker 1: Something happens? Um? I did depend on the dealership. I think,

1758
01:34:01,240 --> 01:34:03,280
Speaker 1: like you know, some of your oil changes are free

1759
01:34:03,520 --> 01:34:05,720
Speaker 1: sometimes here, So I think that's fabulous. I think that's

1760
01:34:05,720 --> 01:34:07,439
Speaker 1: a great idea I would do that I have at

1761
01:34:07,520 --> 01:34:11,720
Speaker 1: least a car in fifteen years. Really you buy yeah, yeah,

1762
01:34:11,720 --> 01:34:13,599
Speaker 1: I buy them, and then when it's time to trade

1763
01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:15,800
Speaker 1: him in, I just trade them in and there's value

1764
01:34:15,840 --> 01:34:17,439
Speaker 1: there and I get another one. That's when I head

1765
01:34:17,479 --> 01:34:20,439
Speaker 1: with the nineteen sixty eight PC. Oh wow, and I

1766
01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:22,880
Speaker 1: got rid of it. And when I moved to Manhattan. Yeah,

1767
01:34:22,880 --> 01:34:25,280
Speaker 1: I know you don't need one here. What's up? What's up? Gregory?

1768
01:34:25,400 --> 01:34:28,840
Speaker 1: Interesting fact? True story? Uh? Is both interesting and true.

1769
01:34:30,880 --> 01:34:33,759
Speaker 1: Currently people are leasing cars more than they are buying

1770
01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:36,519
Speaker 1: them right now. There's an overabundance of leases, and that's

1771
01:34:36,520 --> 01:34:39,519
Speaker 1: because people want the new technology that are going into

1772
01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:42,320
Speaker 1: cars rather than what's been old. So like you might,

1773
01:34:42,479 --> 01:34:49,519
Speaker 1: you might not have this erek news. So this is

1774
01:34:49,560 --> 01:34:51,760
Speaker 1: what you're hearing, That's what I'm hearing. Yes, I've talked

1775
01:34:51,800 --> 01:34:54,160
Speaker 1: to many car dealerships right now, and uh yeah. From

1776
01:34:54,200 --> 01:34:58,320
Speaker 1: what I'm hearing is that, according to consumers, people want

1777
01:34:58,320 --> 01:35:00,960
Speaker 1: the latest technology in their cars. The leasing more I

1778
01:35:01,040 --> 01:35:04,439
Speaker 1: get rather than purchasing. Were you have any other stories

1779
01:35:04,479 --> 01:35:12,320
Speaker 1: in your entire I'll see my way out. So this

1780
01:35:12,479 --> 01:35:15,200
Speaker 1: wasn't like a news This wasn't a news cast. This

1781
01:35:15,400 --> 01:35:17,360
Speaker 1: was just like breaking news. That was breaking news. All right,

1782
01:35:17,400 --> 01:35:21,920
Speaker 1: thank you, g n N. I'm mosey on out. You

1783
01:35:22,080 --> 01:35:23,640
Speaker 1: keep saying you're going to but you never really do.

1784
01:35:23,800 --> 01:35:26,080
Speaker 1: Have a good week. There you go buying here. I

1785
01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:28,479
Speaker 1: had the first car of my life for so long

1786
01:35:28,760 --> 01:35:30,719
Speaker 1: that people I worked with in my friends and family

1787
01:35:30,760 --> 01:35:32,920
Speaker 1: actually had to have an intervention with me about getting

1788
01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:35,000
Speaker 1: a new car because it would only start fifty percent

1789
01:35:35,040 --> 01:35:36,400
Speaker 1: of the time. I know, but I love that. It's like,

1790
01:35:36,479 --> 01:35:37,960
Speaker 1: it wasn't not your priority one to go out and

1791
01:35:37,960 --> 01:35:40,519
Speaker 1: get in a new car, wasn't I love that thing? Hello, Sarah,

1792
01:35:40,600 --> 01:35:44,560
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Hello? Hello? So are you calling it?

1793
01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:47,120
Speaker 1: We have like fifteen different topics we're talking about. Are

1794
01:35:47,160 --> 01:35:49,559
Speaker 1: you calling about buying a new car versus leasing a car,

1795
01:35:49,680 --> 01:35:52,400
Speaker 1: renting versus buying a house? Or how fast you drive

1796
01:35:52,400 --> 01:35:55,320
Speaker 1: when you have a loud music on? How fast I drive?

1797
01:35:55,400 --> 01:35:58,960
Speaker 1: Was music on? Okay? What happened? Okay, so let's paint

1798
01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:02,679
Speaker 1: the picture. She hasn't fourteen. I was working in Pittsburgh area,

1799
01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:06,880
Speaker 1: through Pittsburgh and Ohio and West Virginia driving a lot. Okay,

1800
01:36:06,920 --> 01:36:10,160
Speaker 1: So what were you listening to when something awful happened?

1801
01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:13,320
Speaker 1: This happened three times in different locations in that year.

1802
01:36:13,640 --> 01:36:17,400
Speaker 1: I was listening to Miley Cyrus twenty three, that song

1803
01:36:17,520 --> 01:36:20,479
Speaker 1: It's like Days on my Feet, Days on my Beat.

1804
01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:22,760
Speaker 1: So what happened was I got a seeding ticket listening

1805
01:36:22,800 --> 01:36:24,720
Speaker 1: to that song, and then three months later I get

1806
01:36:24,720 --> 01:36:27,719
Speaker 1: another seed and ticket the same exact song, same exact

1807
01:36:27,920 --> 01:36:30,400
Speaker 1: v in my car, and then for the third time.

1808
01:36:30,479 --> 01:36:32,160
Speaker 1: You know, I told the officer, so this kind of

1809
01:36:32,360 --> 01:36:34,680
Speaker 1: coincidence is hilarious at this point, he didn't find it

1810
01:36:34,760 --> 01:36:37,400
Speaker 1: too funny. But Days on my Feet I have to

1811
01:36:37,479 --> 01:36:39,519
Speaker 1: not listen to that in the car anymore. Wait. Wait,

1812
01:36:39,520 --> 01:36:41,720
Speaker 1: so when you told the officer this is the third

1813
01:36:41,760 --> 01:36:43,519
Speaker 1: time you were pulled over while listening to that Miley

1814
01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:46,880
Speaker 1: Cyrus song, did he say, well, then I wouldn't listen

1815
01:36:46,920 --> 01:36:48,559
Speaker 1: to that song if I I mean, did he give

1816
01:36:48,560 --> 01:36:50,840
Speaker 1: you a suggestion? Right? Well, he kind of, you know,

1817
01:36:50,920 --> 01:36:52,760
Speaker 1: he pulled up my record, so we already knew this

1818
01:36:52,800 --> 01:36:55,080
Speaker 1: was my third ticket. You didn't know that you got

1819
01:36:55,080 --> 01:36:56,880
Speaker 1: them all listening to Miley Cyrus. Hold on, are you

1820
01:36:57,000 --> 01:37:04,799
Speaker 1: driving right now? No? I just poured over it is Miley,

1821
01:37:05,760 --> 01:37:13,840
Speaker 1: Whiz Khalifa, Juicy Jay. So if you had to add

1822
01:37:13,960 --> 01:37:16,759
Speaker 1: up all the tickets you got while listening to twenty

1823
01:37:16,840 --> 01:37:18,519
Speaker 1: three of a Moley CRUs How much would you? How

1824
01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:21,439
Speaker 1: much did you pay? This song was worth about four

1825
01:37:24,160 --> 01:37:26,400
Speaker 1: Miley knew if she give me the money. That was

1826
01:37:26,439 --> 01:37:28,439
Speaker 1: my next thing. That's a great idea, Danielle. What we're

1827
01:37:28,439 --> 01:37:30,200
Speaker 1: gonna do is we're gonna take down your information. Next

1828
01:37:30,240 --> 01:37:32,120
Speaker 1: time Miley Cyrus is here, we're gonna tell her the story,

1829
01:37:32,160 --> 01:37:33,960
Speaker 1: and we're gonna force her to pay you your four

1830
01:37:34,040 --> 01:37:37,639
Speaker 1: hundred dollars back. Who yeah, maybe she can invoice wizz Kalipha.

1831
01:37:37,720 --> 01:37:43,040
Speaker 1: You know. Hold on, Sarah, hold on it. Don't listen

1832
01:37:43,080 --> 01:37:45,880
Speaker 1: to that song while you're driving. Can you get her information? Garrett? Okay,

1833
01:37:45,960 --> 01:37:52,040
Speaker 1: thank you, I just got it. There it is Hello, Chris,

1834
01:37:52,120 --> 01:37:54,920
Speaker 1: how are you? Good morning? So you were pulled over,

1835
01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:57,160
Speaker 1: but not not by listening to Miley Cyrus. You were

1836
01:37:57,200 --> 01:38:00,280
Speaker 1: pulled over listening to what the Jungle Book. I was

1837
01:38:00,320 --> 01:38:07,840
Speaker 1: looking to the bare necessities and the simple necessity about

1838
01:38:07,960 --> 01:38:14,200
Speaker 1: Joe worried and you slow down their necessities on Mother

1839
01:38:14,439 --> 01:38:19,240
Speaker 1: Nature's recipes that bring the bare necessities, So that made

1840
01:38:19,280 --> 01:38:22,400
Speaker 1: you speed. I was just gammed out to it. I

1841
01:38:22,479 --> 01:38:24,240
Speaker 1: don't know. I was I was putting my foot on

1842
01:38:24,280 --> 01:38:27,599
Speaker 1: the Gamam. I get it. It's it's the bear singing.

1843
01:38:27,720 --> 01:38:30,479
Speaker 1: You have that little New Orleans buzz and jazz in

1844
01:38:30,520 --> 01:38:32,920
Speaker 1: the back of and make some honey just for me

1845
01:38:33,760 --> 01:38:36,479
Speaker 1: when you look under the rocks and plants and take

1846
01:38:36,520 --> 01:38:47,400
Speaker 1: a glance at the fancy ends and maybe try a movie.

1847
01:38:47,520 --> 01:38:54,200
Speaker 1: Look out, you want a shirt don't come to you.

1848
01:38:54,640 --> 01:38:56,760
Speaker 1: So you're saying we should reward you for getting a

1849
01:38:56,760 --> 01:38:59,400
Speaker 1: speeding ticket while listening to the bare necessities, I think

1850
01:38:59,439 --> 01:39:00,920
Speaker 1: that makes sense to give it to my wife, who

1851
01:39:00,960 --> 01:39:02,920
Speaker 1: was a big fan of you. I would do anything

1852
01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:06,599
Speaker 1: for her. What's her name? Absolutely? Hold on? Hold on, OK,

1853
01:39:06,800 --> 01:39:09,040
Speaker 1: can you send line one us or thank you? Garrett?

1854
01:39:09,960 --> 01:39:13,720
Speaker 1: We need to do uh food news Froggy ready to go.

1855
01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:23,000
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. Food segment. Froggy's Food segment is amazing,

1856
01:39:23,320 --> 01:39:26,960
Speaker 1: an entire newscast dedicated to food exactly. It's not gonna

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Speaker 1: be a very healthy food news segment, though. I'm just

1858
01:39:28,760 --> 01:39:31,200
Speaker 1: warning you good go ahead. So first I want to

1859
01:39:31,280 --> 01:39:34,320
Speaker 1: let you know that the Romane Lettuce eat Coli outbreak

1860
01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:38,000
Speaker 1: is officially over. Oh my god, I've been I'm so

1861
01:39:38,160 --> 01:39:40,880
Speaker 1: sick of Kalee you can now go back to romane lettuce.

1862
01:39:40,920 --> 01:39:43,800
Speaker 1: After sixty two people in sixteen steaks became sick as

1863
01:39:43,840 --> 01:39:46,440
Speaker 1: a result of the outbreak, twenty five of them hospitalized.

1864
01:39:46,479 --> 01:39:49,519
Speaker 1: But it is officially over. Roman lettuce is safe to eat.

1865
01:39:49,760 --> 01:39:52,439
Speaker 1: The rule of thumb is employees must wash hands before

1866
01:39:52,520 --> 01:39:55,680
Speaker 1: going back to work. Correct, all right. When word got

1867
01:39:55,720 --> 01:39:58,800
Speaker 1: out that McDonald's was serving up cheesy bacon fries fast

1868
01:39:58,880 --> 01:40:01,960
Speaker 1: food fans everywhere, that's super excited, But at that time

1869
01:40:02,040 --> 01:40:05,559
Speaker 1: it was only for a limited area. No longer. The fries,

1870
01:40:05,560 --> 01:40:08,599
Speaker 1: top of the real cheddar cheese and smoked bacon bits

1871
01:40:08,640 --> 01:40:11,320
Speaker 1: will be arriving in locations all across the United States

1872
01:40:11,400 --> 01:40:15,320
Speaker 1: beginning January thirtieth. To get your cheesy bacon fries and

1873
01:40:15,439 --> 01:40:20,759
Speaker 1: McDonald's all across this beautiful country. Girl Scout cookie seasons here, Elvis.

1874
01:40:20,800 --> 01:40:23,000
Speaker 1: I know you will go broke buying Girl Scout cookies. No,

1875
01:40:23,320 --> 01:40:25,280
Speaker 1: not gonna do it. You keep your little girl Scouts

1876
01:40:25,280 --> 01:40:27,880
Speaker 1: away from me. I'm not spending money, don't. Don't you

1877
01:40:28,080 --> 01:40:32,280
Speaker 1: see it happens every here. A little cute girl walks

1878
01:40:32,320 --> 01:40:39,080
Speaker 1: and please uncle now. Uh. This year they're adding to

1879
01:40:39,160 --> 01:40:41,439
Speaker 1: the line we already loved fen men's the tag alongs

1880
01:40:41,479 --> 01:40:43,760
Speaker 1: of Samoa's the treefoils. We love those, but they're now

1881
01:40:43,840 --> 01:40:48,320
Speaker 1: adding the caramel Chocolate Chip cookie featuring rich caramel, semi

1882
01:40:48,360 --> 01:40:50,960
Speaker 1: sweet chocolate chips, a hint of sea salt. And for

1883
01:40:51,160 --> 01:40:54,679
Speaker 1: my gluten free people like Garrett, the cookie is gluten

1884
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Speaker 1: free is Girl Scouts? Yes, yes, I would eat the

1885
01:41:02,200 --> 01:41:04,400
Speaker 1: gluten free cookies, but didn't chase it with a spoonful

1886
01:41:04,400 --> 01:41:08,679
Speaker 1: of gluten. Right. And then to continue on the cookie story,

1887
01:41:08,960 --> 01:41:13,840
Speaker 1: first up, Oreo is reduced introducing new cookies. They have

1888
01:41:13,920 --> 01:41:17,800
Speaker 1: a carrot Cake Oreo. It's a cream cheese cream center

1889
01:41:18,040 --> 01:41:20,680
Speaker 1: between a pair of carrot cake flavored cookies that is

1890
01:41:20,720 --> 01:41:25,560
Speaker 1: available now at Target. But Valentine's Day they have a

1891
01:41:25,640 --> 01:41:28,680
Speaker 1: new Love Oreo cookie, the normal chocolate wafers who have

1892
01:41:28,760 --> 01:41:33,000
Speaker 1: a sweet and tangy pink colored cream center. Four different shapes,

1893
01:41:33,200 --> 01:41:36,360
Speaker 1: all four Valentine's Day to get to that one you love.

1894
01:41:36,520 --> 01:41:38,240
Speaker 1: You know what's funny about that? Uncle Johnny has a

1895
01:41:38,280 --> 01:41:44,080
Speaker 1: pink cream center. Happy New Year? Well, thank you frog,

1896
01:41:44,560 --> 01:41:48,760
Speaker 1: thank you. This is no that is real crap. No,

1897
01:41:48,880 --> 01:41:51,000
Speaker 1: it is no, no, no, it's real stuff. We now

1898
01:41:51,120 --> 01:41:55,439
Speaker 1: have breaking GNN News. We break into food news with

1899
01:41:55,520 --> 01:41:59,320
Speaker 1: more food news. Yes, Gregory, Yes, sir, this is breaking news.

1900
01:41:59,400 --> 01:42:04,280
Speaker 1: I'm at my China newsdesk. Turns out avocado sortages could

1901
01:42:04,479 --> 01:42:08,720
Speaker 1: endanger football fans super Bowl guacamole. Now, yes, this is

1902
01:42:08,760 --> 01:42:13,840
Speaker 1: according to Eat at Eater, there is a shortage of avocados.

1903
01:42:14,920 --> 01:42:18,040
Speaker 1: Turns out that, in effort to curb rampant fuel theft

1904
01:42:18,160 --> 01:42:23,200
Speaker 1: by criminal organizations, the Mexican government run oil company Pemex

1905
01:42:23,680 --> 01:42:30,040
Speaker 1: changed its distribution system last month. However, I thank you there.

1906
01:42:30,080 --> 01:42:33,200
Speaker 1: You got I know, Uncle Johnny about the last three.

1907
01:42:33,439 --> 01:42:35,720
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna take a break. We should have

1908
01:42:35,760 --> 01:42:39,639
Speaker 1: just stopped in the froggy all right, live tweeting every morning.

1909
01:42:39,800 --> 01:42:43,160
Speaker 1: Follow us on Twitter at Elvis Duranto, Elvis Durand in

1910
01:42:43,200 --> 01:42:47,400
Speaker 1: the morning show, we're reading all your tweets at Elvis

1911
01:42:47,479 --> 01:42:50,960
Speaker 1: Duran joined the conversation. This is Elvis Duran in the

1912
01:42:51,000 --> 01:42:53,639
Speaker 1: Morning show. So here it is this the weekend feels good.

1913
01:42:54,000 --> 01:42:55,960
Speaker 1: You know it was several days ago that so when

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01:42:56,080 --> 01:42:58,960
Speaker 1: Lee can accidentally put the information out there, and now

1915
01:42:59,080 --> 01:43:01,320
Speaker 1: people were going on to this top secret website and

1916
01:43:01,400 --> 01:43:04,720
Speaker 1: buying our new Holo Lady t shirts and sweatshirts. So

1917
01:43:04,840 --> 01:43:06,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, go with it, just go for it.

1918
01:43:06,920 --> 01:43:09,120
Speaker 1: Use the code to Elvis and you you know, proceeds

1919
01:43:09,200 --> 01:43:12,760
Speaker 1: go to Trevor Project. Well now, the Elvis Duran in

1920
01:43:12,760 --> 01:43:16,400
Speaker 1: the Morning show, Hello Lady, unisex T shirts and pull

1921
01:43:16,439 --> 01:43:19,439
Speaker 1: over sweatshirts are available officially at Elvis Duran dot com.

1922
01:43:20,120 --> 01:43:23,000
Speaker 1: Limited quantity go to Elvis Duran dot com. The proceeds

1923
01:43:23,040 --> 01:43:27,960
Speaker 1: benefiting Trevor Project. We've raised close to eighteen thousand dollars

1924
01:43:28,120 --> 01:43:31,400
Speaker 1: so far. It is pretty amazing. And these are really

1925
01:43:31,439 --> 01:43:34,640
Speaker 1: cool and thanks to Uncle Johnny, Hello Ladi has become Yes,

1926
01:43:34,760 --> 01:43:37,560
Speaker 1: that's right, the foundation of our show. I love it.

1927
01:43:37,800 --> 01:43:39,519
Speaker 1: We make no money on these, by the way, the

1928
01:43:39,600 --> 01:43:42,759
Speaker 1: money goes directly the proceeds, you know, meaning the profits

1929
01:43:42,840 --> 01:43:46,320
Speaker 1: go directly to Trevor Project. Which in something that's kind

1930
01:43:46,360 --> 01:43:48,360
Speaker 1: of cool is we're now going to do our own

1931
01:43:48,439 --> 01:43:50,360
Speaker 1: projects and have our own shirts up. I have an

1932
01:43:50,400 --> 01:43:55,840
Speaker 1: incredibly cool artistic shirt coming up very soon. We have

1933
01:43:56,200 --> 01:44:00,599
Speaker 1: a camouflage helo Lady coming up benefiting people in the military.

1934
01:44:00,640 --> 01:44:03,160
Speaker 1: I'll tell you later. Okay, all right, I know we

1935
01:44:03,320 --> 01:44:06,800
Speaker 1: have our own like hashtags and stuffs coming up. Years ago,

1936
01:44:07,160 --> 01:44:09,680
Speaker 1: you raised a lot of money for breast cancer for

1937
01:44:09,800 --> 01:44:13,360
Speaker 1: Holo Lady I know exactly. That was about five or

1938
01:44:13,400 --> 01:44:15,479
Speaker 1: six years ago and that was well. So we're back

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01:44:15,560 --> 01:44:18,920
Speaker 1: on it. And so these Holo Lady T shirts and sweatshirts,

1940
01:44:18,960 --> 01:44:21,639
Speaker 1: we're gonna bring them back and there would be limited

1941
01:44:21,800 --> 01:44:23,840
Speaker 1: editions and they'll go away, but every time they show up,

1942
01:44:23,840 --> 01:44:26,800
Speaker 1: they will always These will always benefit Trevor Project. So

1943
01:44:26,880 --> 01:44:29,120
Speaker 1: we'll have other shirts in our merch store that benefit

1944
01:44:29,200 --> 01:44:32,040
Speaker 1: other incredible organizations. So once you can go to Elvis

1945
01:44:32,120 --> 01:44:34,840
Speaker 1: Durand dot com and go to the merch store, you

1946
01:44:34,840 --> 01:44:37,080
Speaker 1: don't need a password anymore. But the Hollo Lady T

1947
01:44:37,160 --> 01:44:39,680
Speaker 1: shirts and sweatshirts keep them going. Trevor Project to do

1948
01:44:39,760 --> 01:44:41,519
Speaker 1: a Google on it. I mean they are just working.

1949
01:44:41,600 --> 01:44:46,040
Speaker 1: Miracles are incredible, It's true. Now something else debut today

1950
01:44:46,080 --> 01:44:49,920
Speaker 1: the the Elvis Duran iHeartRadio Broadway Channel. Let's see what

1951
01:44:49,960 --> 01:45:02,920
Speaker 1: they're playing now, show you a run children play. I

1952
01:45:02,960 --> 01:45:12,720
Speaker 1: don't know. Is it rivers where they can tram ramball, eagles,

1953
01:45:12,880 --> 01:45:15,280
Speaker 1: thelong where a thing? It's not pipping? What is it?

1954
01:45:16,280 --> 01:45:19,920
Speaker 1: It is pipping? I've got to be where my spirit

1955
01:45:20,080 --> 01:45:26,400
Speaker 1: can run free. Gotta find my corner. It's the Broadway channel.

1956
01:45:26,880 --> 01:45:28,800
Speaker 1: It's corner of the sky I sang in high school.

1957
01:45:30,320 --> 01:45:35,000
Speaker 1: So the iHeart Radio Broadway Channel is officially launched. Every

1958
01:45:35,120 --> 01:45:45,600
Speaker 1: man has It's so fantastic trees that Cary didn't get Scary.

1959
01:45:45,680 --> 01:45:49,360
Speaker 1: Find me some more Pippet and let me some more Pippin,

1960
01:45:50,000 --> 01:46:03,920
Speaker 1: not Scottie Pipping either, Rivers Eagles the way. I've gotta

1961
01:46:04,040 --> 01:46:12,720
Speaker 1: be free gotta that's a great music. I mean when

1962
01:46:12,880 --> 01:46:16,080
Speaker 1: when they sing it anyway. So if you love to

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01:46:16,120 --> 01:46:18,840
Speaker 1: sing along with show tunes, I Heeart Radio app is

1964
01:46:18,920 --> 01:46:20,840
Speaker 1: what you need. It is totally free to download today.

1965
01:46:22,680 --> 01:46:24,720
Speaker 1: Oh we've got okay, there's something from Pimp and how

1966
01:46:24,720 --> 01:46:35,439
Speaker 1: about Big pimpet Big thing this in high school too,

1967
01:46:35,560 --> 01:46:42,240
Speaker 1: Absolutely Big Pampe. I love Pepe is. Yeah. We had

1968
01:46:42,280 --> 01:46:45,000
Speaker 1: a meeting yesterday about the I Heart Radio Broadway Channel

1969
01:46:45,040 --> 01:46:47,519
Speaker 1: and I just got I got goose bumps that I

1970
01:46:47,560 --> 01:46:51,400
Speaker 1: started farting glitter. Nice. I love that you did. It's fabulous.

1971
01:46:51,439 --> 01:46:52,800
Speaker 1: You know. It's one of the things we love about

1972
01:46:52,800 --> 01:46:55,519
Speaker 1: our New York City Broadway Off Broadway, Off Off Broadway,

1973
01:46:55,680 --> 01:46:57,920
Speaker 1: all of the live arts on stage. And you know what,

1974
01:46:58,040 --> 01:47:00,320
Speaker 1: wherever you live in this great country of ours, you

1975
01:47:00,439 --> 01:47:03,000
Speaker 1: have people who are putting on plays and musicals and

1976
01:47:03,360 --> 01:47:07,120
Speaker 1: bands are playing. Go support your local arts. Do they

1977
01:47:07,160 --> 01:47:10,120
Speaker 1: have DJs on this station? Uh, yeah, yeah, there's they're

1978
01:47:10,160 --> 01:47:13,000
Speaker 1: Well we're slowly folding them in. I said, I would

1979
01:47:13,080 --> 01:47:16,400
Speaker 1: love to do a shift. Please. Well you're you're talking

1980
01:47:16,439 --> 01:47:19,599
Speaker 1: to the program director. Come on, program director. Someone else

1981
01:47:19,680 --> 01:47:21,000
Speaker 1: is doing all the work. I'm taking all the credit.

1982
01:47:21,760 --> 01:47:24,680
Speaker 1: So your eyheart radio app the Broadway channel. What I

1983
01:47:24,800 --> 01:47:27,200
Speaker 1: might not be driving to the Broadway channel, but I

1984
01:47:27,320 --> 01:47:29,360
Speaker 1: will be listening in the privacy in my own home

1985
01:47:29,400 --> 01:47:36,640
Speaker 1: when no one's looking or watching. Who endorsement? So I

1986
01:47:36,760 --> 01:47:38,240
Speaker 1: want to dance. I want to be able to. I'm

1987
01:47:38,240 --> 01:47:40,960
Speaker 1: just gonna saying it could be okay when we see

1988
01:47:40,960 --> 01:47:43,000
Speaker 1: you dance to this. He always saw it with the

1989
01:47:43,160 --> 01:47:45,200
Speaker 1: play itself and the character that I was. And we

1990
01:47:45,280 --> 01:47:49,240
Speaker 1: do interviews with the actors irritant for them. They would

1991
01:47:49,320 --> 01:47:52,040
Speaker 1: very sweetly sayah, wasn't. But it was only when my

1992
01:47:52,120 --> 01:47:54,920
Speaker 1: pal Jim Hyman, who wrote popcorn Balls, we met during

1993
01:47:55,040 --> 01:47:57,120
Speaker 1: popcorn Balls. All right, Well there you you learn a

1994
01:47:57,160 --> 01:48:00,160
Speaker 1: lot about all the plays from today and yesterday. Le

1995
01:48:00,240 --> 01:48:02,240
Speaker 1: Johnny retch. One reason we love New York. We've got

1996
01:48:02,320 --> 01:48:04,519
Speaker 1: the Broadway, We've got Broadway. We've got the Broadway channel.

1997
01:48:04,520 --> 01:48:07,360
Speaker 1: I could do my my Bluie Armstrong's all his songs

1998
01:48:07,479 --> 01:48:09,519
Speaker 1: on Broadway. Well, ain't know, but I don't know when

1999
01:48:09,560 --> 01:48:12,759
Speaker 1: did he have a Broadway show he did? Well? Hello,

2000
01:48:13,120 --> 01:48:18,000
Speaker 1: there you go, Doddy, Louis Sally. I think we have

2001
01:48:18,080 --> 01:48:20,160
Speaker 1: the music, don't we scary? It's so nice to have

2002
01:48:20,280 --> 01:48:24,040
Speaker 1: you back with me. Now, pull up, pull up his

2003
01:48:24,120 --> 01:48:26,920
Speaker 1: signature songs. Pull up one? All right, you want to

2004
01:48:26,960 --> 01:48:29,000
Speaker 1: hear Uncle Johnny do Louis arm Strong Gandhi? Yeah, that

2005
01:48:29,080 --> 01:48:31,439
Speaker 1: was amazing, Louis, I don't I mean Gandhi. I don't

2006
01:48:31,439 --> 01:48:33,439
Speaker 1: think you've heard him do this? Have you? No? Not

2007
01:48:33,560 --> 01:48:37,120
Speaker 1: until two seconds ago? Give me I kissed him? Build

2008
01:48:37,120 --> 01:48:40,679
Speaker 1: a dream now and maya MAGNI shouldn't they you don't

2009
01:48:40,680 --> 01:48:43,080
Speaker 1: have We'll drive a pone neck kiss or sweet at

2010
01:48:43,200 --> 01:48:48,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yes? Hold on, okay, well, Uncle Johnny

2011
01:48:48,439 --> 01:48:53,720
Speaker 1: contorts his face. Yet that voice that Uncle Johnny sing

2012
01:48:53,800 --> 01:48:56,680
Speaker 1: it to Gandhi. Okay, you gotta watch him, just watch him,

2013
01:48:56,680 --> 01:49:02,439
Speaker 1: just don't don't record it. I see a tree red

2014
01:49:02,640 --> 01:49:10,040
Speaker 1: roses too, I see them blue for me and for you,

2015
01:49:11,600 --> 01:49:17,640
Speaker 1: And I think to myself, mm hmm, what a wonderful

2016
01:49:17,880 --> 01:49:24,519
Speaker 1: wild Oh yes, I really do live. Oh yeah. I

2017
01:49:24,680 --> 01:49:32,559
Speaker 1: see sky of blue and clouds of white, the bride

2018
01:49:32,640 --> 01:49:38,439
Speaker 1: less of days, oh, the dark sacred nights. And I

2019
01:49:38,600 --> 01:49:47,200
Speaker 1: think to myself, m hmm, what a wonderful wild Oh yes,

2020
01:49:47,320 --> 01:49:54,680
Speaker 1: it's me you God. The colors of the rainbow so

2021
01:49:55,000 --> 01:50:01,400
Speaker 1: brilliantly in the sky, a rosso on the of the

2022
01:50:01,640 --> 01:50:09,200
Speaker 1: people going by. I see friends thinking, hands saying how

2023
01:50:09,520 --> 01:50:19,080
Speaker 1: do you do, literally saying oh, I love you? What's

2024
01:50:19,120 --> 01:50:26,639
Speaker 1: the babies crying? We'll watch them grow. They're gonna learn

2025
01:50:27,960 --> 01:50:32,160
Speaker 1: much more than we're eleven old. And I think to

2026
01:50:32,479 --> 01:50:40,320
Speaker 1: myself self, what a wonderful wild Oh yes, I really

2027
01:50:40,400 --> 01:50:50,880
Speaker 1: do edige and gentlemen, m I think to myself, what

2028
01:50:51,120 --> 01:51:07,040
Speaker 1: a wonderful why. Oh, Uncle Johnny, I think it's even

2029
01:51:07,080 --> 01:51:11,840
Speaker 1: better now that you had your heart surgery. Unal. The

2030
01:51:11,880 --> 01:51:13,680
Speaker 1: first night I met Uncle Johnny, he was singing out

2031
01:51:13,680 --> 01:51:15,200
Speaker 1: of the bar and I'm like, wow, And I've heard

2032
01:51:15,280 --> 01:51:18,559
Speaker 1: him singing it five thousand times. I know that was excellent,

2033
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Speaker 1: Uncle john The Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning

2034
01:51:23,080 --> 01:51:26,680
Speaker 1: Show Monday at ten, Meet the next generation of the

2035
01:51:26,800 --> 01:51:29,960
Speaker 1: Bosses on MTV's Made in Staten Island They're ready to

2036
01:51:30,120 --> 01:51:32,599
Speaker 1: change the world. But will they fall into the street

2037
01:51:32,640 --> 01:51:35,400
Speaker 1: life or can they leave it behind? Don't miss Maide

2038
01:51:35,439 --> 01:51:41,040
Speaker 1: in Staten Island Monday at ten nine Central on MTVL

2039
01:51:45,479 --> 01:51:49,960
Speaker 1: on the very first featuring Avengers as they can. I'm

2040
01:51:49,960 --> 01:51:52,640
Speaker 1: feeling apparently they want to release I feel kind of

2041
01:51:52,680 --> 01:52:01,280
Speaker 1: weird in my ny will look so yes. Dave Brody,

2042
01:52:01,360 --> 01:52:03,400
Speaker 1: the king of all phone tests, invited Gondy to come

2043
01:52:03,400 --> 01:52:05,000
Speaker 1: in the room and be a part. Now, just I'm

2044
01:52:05,040 --> 01:52:09,280
Speaker 1: ad this is a featuring god. I thought this was

2045
01:52:09,439 --> 01:52:10,760
Speaker 1: your way to get her, you know, in a swing

2046
01:52:10,920 --> 01:52:15,599
Speaker 1: thing one of our listeners. And then billion sorry sorry

2047
01:52:17,160 --> 01:52:20,160
Speaker 1: billion dollars. Fortune made his disguise down the middle the

2048
01:52:20,360 --> 01:52:24,600
Speaker 1: National Farms, claiming that they have called Kitlins that his

2049
01:52:24,680 --> 01:52:29,240
Speaker 1: girlfriend pictures on his private it was supposedly sent before

2050
01:52:30,520 --> 01:52:34,320
Speaker 1: now he and his wife Caitlin. This is my friends

2051
01:52:34,360 --> 01:52:36,880
Speaker 1: with this girl, and I don't know. I'm Rebecca's friend,

2052
01:52:36,960 --> 01:52:39,920
Speaker 1: Rebecca your friend, Tiffany. I'm the guy she told you

2053
01:52:40,240 --> 01:52:44,600
Speaker 1: to day. The version of Bohemian Rhapsody is hitting seven huns.

2054
01:52:44,760 --> 01:52:47,800
Speaker 1: By the way, Did You Have Heart? Movie is out today,

2055
01:52:48,160 --> 01:52:52,400
Speaker 1: So Kevin Hardy tribute in a green down the Hallway,

2056
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Speaker 1: and that's why I'm sorry. I got to call this am.

2057
01:52:54,280 --> 01:52:57,840
Speaker 1: I right, what are you want? Besides? You know, didn't

2058
01:52:58,600 --> 01:53:10,559
Speaker 1: and he came over pictures Duran in the morning show.

2059
01:53:10,760 --> 01:53:14,160
Speaker 1: I'm not you know? Yeah, no, I got four kids. Sorry?

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Speaker 1: How old are you? I'm fifty. The pictures that they

2061
01:53:17,760 --> 01:53:20,280
Speaker 1: showed me, I did not realize. Yeah, here's the thing.

2062
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Speaker 1: That's my son. He looks older, serious, shady dude. Well

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Speaker 1: I figured once you met me you'd be like, oh

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Speaker 1: all right, you know, um, I really appreciate you. There's

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Speaker 1: just a lot of red flags here for me and no,

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Speaker 1: I just I'm sorry. Go ahead, you keep talking, don't

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Speaker 1: worry about me. I'm good. No, what is that? What

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Speaker 1: is that? Noise? Hold on? I told you a week bladder,

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Speaker 1: give me a minute. No, wait, dude, hold on, hold on?

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Speaker 1: And where's it? I don't know how to mute this phone.

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Speaker 1: I just got it. Hold on? Oh my god, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: What what? What? Joe? What do you hello? Did you

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Speaker 1: just talk to somebody named Mike? I'm sorry. I am

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Speaker 1: Mike's wife. Okay, lady, you know what, I didn't ask

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Speaker 1: for your husband to call me. He is a total creep.

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Speaker 1: Someone was trying to set us up, and I would

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Speaker 1: never ever go out with someone like that. He is

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Speaker 1: at on a second, What do you mean you would

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Speaker 1: never go out with a guy like that? Pissed while

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Speaker 1: he was on the phone to see he has a

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Speaker 1: week that doesn't affect anything in the sack? What the

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Speaker 1: hell are you doing? Why are you even defending him?

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Speaker 1: Your husband just called me. I'll tell you why we

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Speaker 1: have an open marriage. I don't get to go bang

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Speaker 1: who I want to bangs. He bangs who he wants

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Speaker 1: to bang, and who he wants to bang? Is you

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Speaker 1: so I really need you to bang my husband or else?

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Speaker 1: I don't get banged this weekend. He's disgusting. All he's

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Speaker 1: gonna do is lay there and it'll be over faster

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01:54:46,760 --> 01:54:49,000
Speaker 1: than you know, really fast, trust me, and then I

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Speaker 1: can go have my fun. Why can't you just please

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Speaker 1: go to death Leppard with him? Because that's the night

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Speaker 1: that I'm supposed to get is Why don't you just

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Speaker 1: leave me alone? He's not an old might be old,

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01:55:01,680 --> 01:55:04,520
Speaker 1: but he is a great. Why don't you leave life?

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Speaker 1: Have a life? What is she saying? Is she gonna?

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Speaker 1: What's the house wrong with you? Guys? The Death leaper

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Speaker 1: tickets are really good. Do you think this dump band

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Speaker 1: is gonna like entice me to her husband? Okay, forget

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Speaker 1: the band, don't go see the band, just my husband

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Speaker 1: on like Jerry Springers and dumpster Fire. That's what you're Okay?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to go see Cardi d I can

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Speaker 1: get tickets? First of all, you old Cardi B so

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Speaker 1: like you don't even know what's going on. Listen. If

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Speaker 1: you're gonna get upset, can at least get your friend

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Speaker 1: Tiffany's number. Yeah, Hey girl, you're kidding me. We are

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Speaker 1: kidding you. Actually you're on the radio. This is day

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Speaker 1: Brody f Melviister in the Morning Show. And that's Gondhi

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Speaker 1: also from the show. It's not my wife actually peeing

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Speaker 1: on the phone. Have an idea for a phone to

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Speaker 1: have to tell brand dot Com on the phone tab

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Speaker 1: tab tell us what you want to do. This phone

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Speaker 1: table is prerecorded with permission granted by all participants. Phone

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Speaker 1: tab on Ellie stand in the Morning Show, Taco bell

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Speaker 1: I love that they've come on here with us in

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Speaker 1: twenty nineteen. Yeah, to talk about what they got going on.

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Speaker 1: Letting us make the announcement for them right now, not only.

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Speaker 1: We were talking yesterday about their vegetarian menu. Yes, they're

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Speaker 1: rolling out a vegetarian menu option, and I was joking around,

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Speaker 1: but I'm very serious about this. Indian people love Taco

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Speaker 1: Bell because they already have so many vegetarian options. It's

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Speaker 1: like the greatest place ever, all right. So for the

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Speaker 1: rest of us that like it in meaty, like a cheesey,

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Speaker 1: Taco Bell's new dollar Grande burritos. They this Cravings Value menu.

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Speaker 1: It's only a dollar and here and they have two

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Speaker 1: to choose from the chicken and chelada Grande burrito. It

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Speaker 1: is shredded chicken and red sauce and melty cheese. So

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Speaker 1: hungry one now, or they do have the three cheese

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Speaker 1: nacho with the beef Grande burritos. Yeah, it's got seasoned

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Speaker 1: beef nacho, cheese sauce, crunchy tortillas strips. You can put

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Speaker 1: that crunchy tortillas strip stuff in there with the gooey

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Speaker 1: stuff and you crunch it and you go it and

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Speaker 1: it's like, ah, put on anything. Both of these delicious burritos.

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Speaker 1: They're a dollar each. I know we're all going to

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Speaker 1: tacco but we're gonna sneak over, aren't we. Yeah. Taco

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Speaker 1: Bell's new dollar Grande burritos only on the new Cravings

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Speaker 1: Value menu. It's beyond belief value, beyond belief at Tackle